Don't let your children become gamers.
I am infertile.
>>746614019I'm in Brazil, the choices are gamer or drug dealer.
>parents hate anything counterculture regardless of generation>parents hate when their kids are independent or enjoying their own interests regardless of generation>parents or at least ones post industrial era continue the cycle of their kids being duped into working miserable jobs until deathWhen does it end…?
>>746614082lmao!
Sly 2 pwned little chuds back in the day.
>>746614148It's about halfway through Disc 3 where you escape the time loop.
>>746614158>blam blam splurt splatMe when I fuck his mom
>>746614350Do you want your kid to be influenced by the evil video games?
>Go outside and play >But actually you can't because you'll get abducted or you'll meet someone who will be a bad influence on you
>>746614158>boomers really thought killing gaddafi in a video game was as bad as doing drugs
>>746614091>the choices are gamer or drug dealer.What about being a hired thug? Or a hooker?
>>746614019>>746614158>>746614462Post more of those, they are always GREAT.
>>746614492A lot of loyalty for a hired thug
>>746614019I actually reached that level once.
>>746614462lmao who even came up with this boomer joke? It's as prevalent as "I hate my wife".
>>746614492Indeed
>>746614623Old anime tiddy it is
>>746614462>Go to a butcher's shop>"Give me a piece of meat">They don't know what I wantFUCKING KIDS THESE DAYS I TELL YOU WHAT
>>746614492>What about being a hired thug?That's drug dealer with extra steps.>Or a hooker?Maybe you won't believe this but male prostitutes aren't nearly as in demand in Brazil as the memes make you think
>>746614721old japanimation tiddi
>>746614019literally nothing worse than being a gamer tbqhtruly the lowest of society
>>746614854Osamu Tesuka tiddies
>>746614019boktai
>>746614640 a doctor tells a patient "well i have bad news and more bad news; the bad news is you have cancer. The other bad news is you have Alzheimers." The patient goes "Oh. Well at least I don't have cancer!" My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood typeAs he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.Scientists have noticed that the amount of noise Crows have been making has decreased significantly over the last couple of years. They aren't sure why it's happening, but are looking into the caws. I built a small model of Mt.Everest. my dad asked "is it to scale?" to which i replied "no it's to look at." Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.DreI just found out my grandfather has been abusing viagra, but nobody has been taking harder than my grandmother.
>>746614019You think people in chan have childrens? This was the best joke of all.
>>746614148Parents just hate their kids period.
>>746614462FATHER I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK
>>746614148I'm midway through breaking this cycle anon. I won't have kids but if you do remember to set a better example for them than the boomers did to us.
>>746615435Praying for your cousin Viagra
>>746614019>Children stay insideTHESE CHILDREN ARE ALL COMPUTER ADDICTED LOSERS WHO WON'T GO OUTSIDE>Children go outsideAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE THERE'S A CHILD RIDING HIS BIKE ON THE FOOTPATH, I'M CALLING THE POLICEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH YOU CAN'T BUILD A CLUBHOUSE IN THE WOODS I'M GONNA HAVE THE POLICE TEAR IT DOWNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERE ARE CHILDREN FISHING THAT'S ILLEGALNIGGERMAN SAVE MEEEEEEE THESE CHILDREN WENT OUTSIDE BUT THEY WERE PLAYING POKEMON GO AND I DON'T LIKE THATI swear to Christ I want to drown every boomer in lead paint.
>>746616320Meanwhile you:>zoomer do X>AAAIIIIIEEEEEE
Social Media is worse than video games
>>746614148I got redpilled about this when fidget spinners hit the market, i remember a literal moral panic about them happening in the media, if it was making kids retarded, if it was dangerous to bring them to schools... And then i discovered "Oh! It's just a spinning thingy that kids like to make tricks with". It's fucking nothing, kids have fads. I remember when pogs were popular as i was a kid and people would say "KIDS ARE GAMBLING AND TURNING PLAYGROUNDS INTO BLACK MARKETS" and is all just sensationalism, kids just like to play with things
>>746614462The only thing I agree with boomers with is specifically how retarded Starbucks coffee sizes are named as an American chain
>>746616594I ONLY SCREAM ABOUT BLACKSOh wait, that's synonymous.You got me.
