>September 1st 2026How many games you complete this year so far?
>>746630495Not that many, I keep starting them, getting >50% through and not finishing themAlso DSP is a faggot (figuratively and probably literally)
around 2
Is Phil just trolling?I used to think he was genuinely retarded but a lot of his shit seems too good to be true>Watch his Sunshine stuff>Seems to deliberately get hit by a Blooper to get knocked off and complain>Seems to deliberately waits until the wind enemy is just about to swoop to attempt a jump, it hits him and he falls downHis DK Bananza stuff seemed too far on the nose too.
KURTWHAT ARE YOU TAYING KURT
20
>>746630495dunnoyou get banned for telling him he used to look better
none but i've painted a tonne of warhammer models
>>746630609>Is Phil just trolling?It's possible that some of it is trolling, but I think a more useful question to ask is: "Is DSP retarded enough for this to be real?" And the answer to that is always, uncategorically, yes he is that retarded.
>>746630495Only 9 heh, I try to beat 20 a year.best I played were Idols of Ash and Metal Garden.I lack both funds and hardware to play AAA currently.
68 thus far, trying to vary the genre and era as much as possible.>>746630609he's just genuinely bad at platformers, I watch a LOT of TIHYDP and he's significantly worse in that genre compared to other games he's usually "ok" at if I'm being generous
AHHHHH, HE'S OZEMPIC MAXING! HE'S NORWOODED, COMPLETELY FELTED! WOOOOOOOOOOAHHH BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
>>746630609A lot of that is him refusing to wear his glasses and sitting too far away from the screen.
>>7466304951 porn game, Fairy Fixer, but it's was abandoned then I don't even sure if it's counts kek
>>746630783>hiatus for another movieWHY CAN'T THEY STREAM AND MAKE A MOVIE! AT THE SAME TIME!
31... 33 if you could all the Guild Wars 1 campaigns as a different game
>>746630609>Thinking that any streamer is genuine and not a persona.
>>746630806>A lot of that is him refusing to wear his glasses and sitting too far away from the screen.Woah he is literally me
>>746630495How does he look even unhealthier now that he lost weight.
>>746630609There have been a few streams where he tries to do bad on purpose to get clipped, but hes a terrible actor and you will know immediately. He isnt subtle at all. If there is any doubt, no. Phil is just retarded and bad at sunshine. He isnt wearing glasses and cant see.
>>746630495i watched a small vtuber beat like 20 gamesso, 20?
>>746630495Let's see:>Divine Divinity>Beyond Divinity (dropped at the end, game broke on me + it was just too shit for me to handle)>Divinity 2>Divinty: Dragon Commander (Got all the achievements)>Divinity: Original Sin 1 (Got all the Achievements)>Gothic 1+2>Fable TLC>Dark Messiah>Blade of Darkness (Got all the achievements)>Neverwinter Nights (Got all the achievements)>Wizordum (Got all the achievements)>Classic Doom (1; 2; TNT. Currently getting through Plutonia)Shame that I lost access to my gaming rig, otherwise I would've gotten more games here.
>>746630806Is it true he doesn't wear glasses because he thinks it makes him look like a nerd? Is he serious? He plays videogames and opens children's card games for a living. The glasses aren't the problem.
>>746630495I don't complete gamesI either play games you can't really complete or I give up 1/2 to 3/4 in to them
Everything so far this year:>Metroid Prime 10/10>Buccanyar 6.5/10>Dark Auction 6/10>Bakeru 9/10>Xenoblade Chronicles X 7/10>Emio the smiling man 8/10>Paranormasight 7/10>Pragmata 9/10>007 First Light 5/10 >RE 4 7/10>RE Requiem 8/10>Indiana Jones & the Great Circle 9/10>Adventures of Elliot 8/10>Cabernet 8/10>Red Dead Redemption 8/10>Pipistrello 9/10>Alpha Protocol 7/10>Back to the Dawn 8.5/10>Amedama 7/10
>>746630495i always make a list
>>746630609There are moments when he plays into the farce when he becomes aware he is being peak retard at the moment. But even that act is on some level just another aspect of him being a retarded lolcow that is deeply insecure and unhappy. And that is good. He should suffer in the hell he made for himself.
>>746630495Quite a few, but I rarely play AAA slop now so it's pretty easy to complete games when most of them are shorter indie like games.
>RE9>RE2 remake (replay)>RE4 remake (replay)>MGS Delta (replay)>Ninja Gaiden 4 DLC>007 First Light>System Shock>Thief Gold>Granblue Fantasy Relink>Rhythm Heaven Groove>Pikmin 1>MGS1 (replay)>Onimusha Warlords>Onimusha 2Playing/Didn't finish/Will finish eventually maybe:>Armored Core 6>RDR2 (replay)>Dynasty Warriors Origins DLC>RE9 Infernal>Nioh 2>Nioh 3>Death Stranding 2>Granblue Fantasy Relink DLC>DMC3 Crimson>Pokopia>Splatoon Raiders>FE Three Houses>Pikmin 2>Onimusha 3
>>746630495Life fucked me over these past few years this year hit me hard though but i still find time to finish my backlog. About 4 or 5. The rest is either gachaslop or survivalslop.
>>746630862Because it's bullshit. They can shit out the "movie" in a week but they make thousands every stream from pathetic paypigs. I like these guys but no amount of money I could have would ever justify giving them thousands of dollars just for laughing at retards. Shit baffles me. Anyway, it's just an excuse to take a month vacation.
>>746630609No. Like everything else, he is awful at acting. He just doesn't give a shit anymore (not that he ever did), playing games is just the catalyst to beg for money.
>>746630495I beat Routine, Metal Eden, and Bombun. Routine is the one that has stuck with me the most. The last half of the game was scarier than the entirety of Alien Isolation on the hardest difficulty, which I also beat a few years ago. I can't explain exactly why, but it just was. The creature was so well done when combined with the environment.
>>746632204THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>746630495VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, POST VIDEO GAMES!
>>746630495>Rhythm heaven thief >Miami law >Ghost trick >Afro Samurai >Spiderman shattered dimensions >X-Men Origins Wolverine >Etrian Odyssey >Etrian Odyssey 2>Dreadout >Ninja gaiden ragebound >Mouse P.I. for hire >Signalis >Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth>Ace Attorney Investigations 2: Prosecutor's Gambit >Azure Striker Gunvolt>Azure Striker Gunvolt 2>Splatterhouse (2010)>Remember me>Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia >HadesSo, 20 games only.I am playing "Fist of the north star: Ken's rage" right now, I also played "Megaman starforce pegasus" and "Lost Magic" but didnt finish.
do replays count? if not, then zero
>>746632204ok Phil
>>746630495Not that many.I also have 100+ hours in the new srw game, but that dogshit just wont end
>>746631665Nice, I've been keeping notes but I didn't think to format it like thisI'm retarded
>>746630609I think he is bad at games but also deliberately plays bad for clicks.
>>746630495bugged aging mechanics
>>746630949He lied, also hilarious that I know people his age and older that look much better than he does
>>74663049585 so far.I'll probably make it to 100 this year but I'm running out of retro games that aren't trash to play. Been playing some modern games lately too and they take a long time to complete.
>>74663049524. Almost there/
~30 just finished kunitsu gami NG+, now playing shadow of the ninja trying to beat it without continueWhy didn't he just hit the gym
>>746630949>>746633376What are you guys talking about? He's ripped and muscular now. You're just jealous he gets to make a living playing videogames, has a beautiful family and now he's more healthy than ever.
>>746630949Ugly people can sometimes benefit from fat because it hides their natural features and he's a perfect example of itI mean he was still an ugly fucker before but less so because of the weight. Also his skin is noticably looser and paler, I'm assuming he lost a lot of weight very quickly
>>746630495II’m just stuck on a MASSIVE visual novel. Looks like I’ll be playing it for a few more months.
>>746630949When you're middle age like Phil, losing weight can make you look like shit because ironically, the fat he lost in his face was hiding his wrinkles making him look younger. Getting old already makes you naturally lose fat content in your face, now multiply that with weight loss and you get Phil looking like an old man over night.Or it could just be Ozempic.
>>746630495did someone put phil through the dlss 5 filter yet?
>>746634760
>>746632931Pinpoint exactly what I said was wrong
>>746630495jesus fuckdsp looks 50is he on ozempic?
>>7466304953
>>746630495Around 40.Spent too much time playing PoE tho
I've been playing kino this yearBorderlands - 9.3/10Borderlands The Pre-Sequel - 7.8/10Borderlands 2 - 9.5/10Borderlands 3 - 9.6/10Borderlands 4 - 9.5/10Tales From The Borderlands - 9.2/10Gnosia - 9.4/10Fallout New Vegas - 10/10Fallout 4 - 9.8/10Fallout - 9.5/10Fallout 2 - 9.8/10Fallout 3 - 9.6/10Gears of War Judgement - 8.9/10Gears of War - 9.1/10Gears of War Reloaded - 8.7/10
>>746634958I have nothing nice to say
>>746630609I think sometimes he plays bad on purpose to protect his ego, in whatever twisted way he thinks that works, and to bait engagement.But Phil is a genuine dumbass, this is a guy who is struggling to achieve an 80 IQ. He's blown thousands on dollars on some WWE mobile game and tons of alcohol.The shocking thing is, Phil somehow has a woman in his house that apparently loves him.And I remembered one day when I was playing Dark Souls, if DSP can do, so the fuck can I.Let that be motivation, do you want to be worse than DSP?
>>746634958half of your taste is utterly based and the other half is pure faggotry. i am confused
>Pathfinder WOTR>Expeditions: Viking>Doom 2016 (replay) + TDA>Crimson Desert>007 FLmore than i thought honestly
king of hate always winskojima world order fags asses stay leakingkeemstar stay crying
>>746630495Only iron nest. But I have picked up and started playing games I put down 2 years ago, which at times felt like an insurmountable slope. I had to relearn all the controls and get the rust off. And its hard for me to do that! So I feel great and im having fun playing them
>>74663049556most of them are from 90s
>>74663049530 so far (I keep count); currently playing Nioh 3 though I'm pretty close to uninstalling this garbage. Glad I pirated this shit because I'd been pretty furious to pay 80€ for a game where 80% of the content is recycled from previous games.
I actually have a list so far. I'm currently finishing Imperial Gatekeeper mod, pretty unimpressed by the big mod for it, it's cute, but not worth a replaying.And I'm playing through Dragon Quest 2 GBC, which is annoying, but the GBC version at least reduced grinding by giving more XP and more Gold per fight.Otherwise, I played through a bunch of Hidden object games, finally played Warcraft 3 campaign in full, couple Lego games, need to go play Batman 3 and Villains, Grim Dawn DLC released Good year so far, so 27 games so far done.
>>746632914Made gen 8 the worst, then the best gen on switch, Lmao even.
>>746635069>The shocking thing is, Phil somehow has a woman in his house that apparently loves him.well all he needs now is to make a kid. It will then join LTGs daughter and Ethan Ralph's son in an epic quest to save the world.
>>74663528328 even, I forgot about Rad Racer 2. Horrible time with this game.
>>746632914really makes me confused why italian navy did so bad in ww2 when they had these
>>746635326LOL!
>half the topic is OP replying to people begging them to talk about his eceleb obsessioni hate eceleb niggers
>>746635395If you start a thread with an eceleb, half naked girl or some math problems,, you know what you are doing. It's just a fish for (you)s because you know people will take the bait and snark on the person. The question is worthless, the whole point is to create engagement for the virtual invisible (you) points.
>>746635310I'm not sure if I remember this correctly but Phil and his horse wife can't have children for some reason.
>>746630495>watch an old video back from when he's young and "happy" (still seething at games)>it's entertainingOld man Phil is so thaxic and miserable that he takes the fun out of watching him fail
>>746630495Crystal meth is one hell of a drug
>>746630783P-P-Preach!
>>746636050if he was on meth he would have tons of energy sporadically
>>746630495 January Monster hunter wilds (79h)February Cyberpunk 2077 (100h)Silent hill 2 (8h)MarchSilent hill 1 (7h)AprilKatamari damacy reroll (8h)MayResident Evil 4 Remake (26h)JuneMetal Gear Solid (13h)Metal Gear Solid 2 (14h)Metal Gear Solid 3 (18h)JulyDigimon cybersleuth (99h)August Sekiro (70h)Currently playing code vein and I think i want to try bg3 next
The Sinking City 2Ace Combat 7: Skies UnknownUncharted 2: Among ThievesGround ZeroThe First Berserker: KhazanHalo: Campaign EvolvedResident Evil 7: Biohazard - End of ZoeResident Evil 7: Biohazard - Not A HeroAssassin's Creed Black Flag ResyncedDoom: The Dark Ages - RevelationsLost JudgmentUncharted: Drake's FortuneForza Horizon 6Black Myth: WukongAvatar: Frontiers of Pandora007 First LightLike a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in HawaiiCall of Duty: Black Ops 7Directive 8020Like a Dragon: Infinite WealthAssassin's Creed ShadowsPragmataStellar BladeDeath Stranding 2: On the BeachResident Evil RequiemDoom: The Dark AgesFatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly RemakeCatherine: Full BodyAssassin’s Creed Mirage: Valley of MemoryReanimalStyx: Blades of GreedCairnProject Zero 2: Wii EditionConscriptTetris Effect: ConnectedNinja Gaiden 4Mio: Memories in OrbitResident Evil 4: Separate WaysThe Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion RemasteredResident Evil Village: Shadows of RoseMetal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the PatriotsEriksholm: The Stolen DreamMetal Gear Solid Delta: Snake EaterIndiana Jones and the Great CircleRise of the Ronin
>>746630495Weaponlord is gem
>>746636572how was Khazan and how hard would you say it is compared to other soulslikes?
>completed 20 games so far>now haven't even played a game in monthI hate summer.
>>746636769its the most accessible parryslop i ever playedalso got 3 difficulty options you can change anytime
>>746636769Solid game, it's pretty simple as far as Soulslikes go. If you're into Big Sword action it's a must play.
>>746636789>>now haven't even played a game in month>I hate summer.Are you implying that you're getting out of the house more when it's summer?That's a good thing
>>746630495dolls nest palworldmh wildsmh frontierproject x zonefe fates conquestchrono triggertried playing stellar blade but that game kinda sucks ass lmao
>>7466304958, amost done with the 9th now.
>>746636940>>746636967swag, thanks gaymers
>>746630609Nah, hes not doing an AVGN. He's actually that bad at games.
>>746630495>3Wow that's a lot. I don't really finish games.
>>746630495I'll tell you what game DSP *didn't* finish though KEKhttps://youtu.be/JKeC9N0JU1U
>>746630495>bullied into taking OzempicSome people should be ashamed of themselves.
>>746630862It's going to be a Quartering parody
>>746630495>defeated Sons of Kojima (run by autists including a gay man who called himself the king of /pol/)>defeated retsuprae (slowbeefs channel is dead as fuck)>defeated SuperBestFriendsPlay (dead channel)>defeated Mister Metokur (is now relegated to Twitter where all he does is deepthroat Trump to a dwindling audience)>defeated Kiwifarms (slowly dying to DDOS attacks, will eventually die fully when the admin realises he ruined his life)>defeated the fucking IRS(not even Al Capone could do that)>will inevitably defeat the Kino Casino (woah buddy)At a certain point you just have to kneel
>>746635069>apparently loves himNope. She was literally homeless
>>746638791I’m so glad they’re completely breaking that fat fuck. I’ve hated him for years now, and am glad so many people are realising just how loathsome he is
>>746635310I can't imagine the hell that kid would've gone through if his classmates found out that he's DSP's son.
>>746639010>kids take his lunch money>”thanks for the money, dummy!”
>>746635531I don't think there is a reason more than DSP doesn't want a kid. DSP is greed incarnated in some ways, so there is no way he could ever use his money on raising a kid.
>>746639010nobody cares about dsp anymore i dont think any kid at any school would recognize or give two shits about him
>>746639191His infamous videos where he's playing like a retard like the Doom vid reached millions, Asmongold and Keemstar talked about him. Everyone who has heard of him has at least the basic knowledge that he's the guy who jerked off live on camera.
ive beaten 28 and dropped 5
>>746630495Does completing a game mean reaching the credits or fully 100% the entire thing? Regardless...I'm one stage away from finishing SD Gundam G Gen Overworld
Reminder that DSP was the reason we see yellow paint everywhere as the GDC talk that led to it's creation showed off DSP struggling with games.
>>746641124>He fucks his brain up being a huge alcoholic>Gets lost all the time, can't play games>The industry itself bends itself to accommodate himHe's unstoppable.
>>746641124the gdc clip was about nugow and it doesn't have yellow paint
1, binding of isaac
This is my list so far in order of finished, played some other shit like No Rest for the Wicked early access co-op but with 1.0 Ill just add it when I fully finish it plus dabbled in a handful of online games.Lots of replaying shit but I usually don't replay shit except every 5+ years with some exceptions
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>746641019Fuck Shroom Dukem, Cerulean86, Almighty Tevin, Swollen Dingus, Kinda Sav, William the Alchemist, LudwigWorldOrder, AltInsider, Meerkat, Snood, and Pat the Baker. They all exemplify this image.
>>746639191zoomers were shitting on him on tiktok when mario kart world was new
>>746641886I think the only one I can't stand is Ingrid the rest are harmless.
>>74663049525. Here's the list. All 100% achievement completions too.
>>746631853>And that is good. He should suffer in the hell he made for himself.why does some formerly fat slob presently ozempic slob being bad at video games warrant this anime villain behavior?
>e-retard threadkys
>>746630609He was already extremely low IQ and decades of booze and fast food have completely fried his brainHe is legitimately operating at a down syndrome level
>>746638894Synthetic Man has recently become a DSP detractor (since Sunshine is his favorite game). An unstoppable force meets an immovable object
>>746638894he didn't defeat kf, kf lost to fart fetish tranny streamer
>>746630495played monkey island. was pretty good
>>746641886ALT GODS stay winning
>>746642232>soithetic manchildThat degenerate is still at it, ae? Gotta be one of the more pathetic losers in the antiwoke griftsphere
>>746630495abt 40, unless you count lcd games I played for a couple minutes, then it's closer to 90
>>746642069It’s mostly KF users who become this deranged. Most people see a clown on the internet, learn more about them, find it funny, and move on. Maybe check in every now and then or poke them with a stick. It takes a special kind of obsession to treat them as though they are the root of all evil and must be punished severely for their crimes
I think about eight or so. But they're small other than the Yakuza series which I am finally working my way to the end of after nearly two years.
>>746642069he committed tax fraud, lied to everyone he's ever known, insults people on a minute by minute basis, took advantage of a near adolescent girl, and if there were any sense in the world left he would be homeless
>>746638195Pretty sure the only game he didn't wagequit recently was DS2 and it took an extended begging session for him to continue.
>>746642793>he committed tax fraudYou expect people to actually be outraged over this?
dsp makes a comfy six figure income because of the haters and losershe wins every time. also he has a sick pokemon collection
>>746641124It's on the industry's fault for not realizing that there is no such thing as lowest common denominator when it comes to sucking at videogames. If it wasn't Phil it would have been some other retard.
>>746642793>he committed tax fraudBased>lied to everyone he's ever knownEverybody lies>insults people on a minute by minute basisOh nooo. He said mean words on the internet!>took advantage of a near adolescent girlPanda was 18. You sound like you’re clutching your pearls pretty hard>and if there were any sense in the world left he would be homelessYea no shit, the world isn’t fair. It took an eceleb to make you realise this?I don’t even like DSP, I mainly find him annoying. But you’re acting like he’s some sort of supervillain or something. I think you’ve spent a bit too much time obsessing over him
>>746642420I like him, but I find that he keeps interrupting other people with how much he talks and I hate how he keeps rewinding some funny bits. OK, I don't have issues if you play it once again, but 3 times it stops being funny.
>>746630495>WALTUH
>>746641971DoodyStreams is by far the worst. Incredibly annoying, talks in the third person, tries to tell people he’s some sort of multi millionaire with a yacht when he’s clearly some boomer living in a trailer. Just straight rips other people’s content without anything transformative, and any time he tries to add commentary it’s just worthless and unfunny
>>746630862Because Andy needs to check himself into rehab again.
>>746643581Oh yeah him too. When that detractor game was new he announced on the stream that he's going to give away codes for the game. All of the codes he posted were invalid. Later the game creator joined the stream and he said he'll be giving out his own codes and those ones worked.
that doesnt look like ozempic, his face is way too puffy like hes been drinking like a fish
>>74663049535, 36th will be done this weekend.My new years resolution was to complete one game per week this whole year.
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>>746643663Andy is an important part of the dynamic on KC, being PPPs hype man, but holy shit he tests my patience sometimes. PPP will be going off, saying funny shit about the quartering, on a roll. Then out of nowhere Andy will be like “HURRRRRR I played final fantasy 3 recently Ashton and I did really good in it! I think I’ll start speedrunning it!” or some dumb shit like that, only to be met with silence from PPP. You can tell he doesn’t want to outright tell him to stfu, and is trying to indirectly signal to him that nobody cares, but Andy is too low IQ to pick up on it. Nobody is there to hear what his opinions are on video games. His taste is dogshit anyway
>>746630609It'a understandable you might think that, but unlike others, this is how he is in all aspects of life. Burning through money on mobile wrestling games, going into bankruptcy, buying a fucking beamer instead of paying bills, public or private the man is a constant trainwreck.
based HIV DSPgames?
12 games this year I think. My favorite so far has been Deus Ex Human Revolution.>>746642069He doesn't and the dumb niggers in this thread praising pedophile Andy Warski who was sexting a 15 year old and kitten sodomizer PPP prove it. >>746643932The only "dynamic" he's important to is the paypig discord to keep pedophiles like Metokur Masochist who wrote fanfiction about his own child throwing money and over fist. Check his retro achievements to see what he's actually doing all day when he's talking about spending time with his middle aged meth whore wife or "at the gym." He's DSP but slightly younger and degenerate. https://retroachievements.org/user/warski
>>7466304952
>>746630495I can't wait to look like this in 5 years and have even less of a shot on the dating market.
Golden sunCurrently on The Lost Age, fuck dullahan
just these
>>746644476all shit
>>746644476How's wilds? I got it for "free" when I got a GPU but never installed it.
>>746644614Finishing the main quest, its definitely too easy. Even easier than normal Low/High Rank main content. Some of the content added via updates definitely is harder. I just do not care for the visuals nor the map designs. For all the shit people gave Worlds, the maps look visually distinct, and had some personality to them. Worth playing because you got it free.
>>746630495post THAT picture
>>746631665I have read two of your game descriptions and have decided that you're dumb. Please add that to the spreadsheet.
All the games i have played so far
>>746631665>Midgar low res JPEGDidn't they fix this already, same with some of the low quality texture doors, it was a bug.
>>746634492>>746630949no, he is just a regular white guy , most of them age like shit
>>746644364well, you aren't the first, you won't be the last. remain alive to be +1 in the voting bloc. you owe it to the others like you that are and will come didn't that chin motherfucker get a girlfriend too? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx_S-HK_sgg Divorce Lawyer James Sexton: Why Oral Sex & Granola Cause Divorce - Mighty Pursuit - 127K subscribers 133K views 6 days ago
>>746631665>FFX>a PS2 launch gameThat said 2001 is insane for the game quality.also I disagree about E33, if anything it shows how strong the narrative is over something like FFX where Yu Yevon has basically zero characterization like most FF villains.
>>746644614It's just okay. I already wasn't a huge fan of World compared to 3U and 4U and most of the criticisms of Wilds can also be applied to World so I don't really get the "they ruined the game by making it super casualized, not like World, World was hardcore bro!" But the game is incredibly easy until late postgame and the story has tons of boring forced ride-along sections.The visuals are also weird, there were some times where I was like "hey this game looks kinda good" but a lot of the time it looks really fucking bad.
>>7466304950, cuz im not a loser that waste my own limited time on earth playing ones and zeroes
>>746645275Shalom
>>746630495>stop using /v/>getting close to 1cc'ing a game I thought I'd never be able to clear in my entire life, pretty much my dream clear>getting back into a ton of my other hobbies I never really had time for like readingIs this website just complete garbage? I thought something was wrong with me and I deserved it, but actually it was this place all along.
>>746645968You wasted 5 seconds of your limited time on earth writing that post.
>>746630495Mr. Magoo?
>>746646425>stop using /v/>keep posting on /v/How does that work
>>746646547I made it up
>>746644754
Whyd he do it
>>746630495completed 3 just in the 2 weeks
>>746647840He needed to scratch an itch really bad
>>746630495Four? Five?I've just been playing a lot of multiplayer slop this year like Darktide, Helldivers, XIV etc.
Currently Playing>Halo 1>Artisan of Glimmith>Fishing in FFXIVBeatened>Unholy Maiden>BG3 Honour Mode>Super Mario Bros (NES)>Magical Princess>Poke ALL Toads>Find Matt's Cats>Xanadu Next>Librarian: Tidy Up the Arcane Library!Not beatened but I'm satisfied>NoitaHiatused, might drop>Pokopia>Dragon Quest VDropped>SpiritVale (Early Access)>Monsters & Memories (Beta)
>>746648486>Artisan of Glimmithbasedhate it when it goes "all areas must be this shape" and it's like some 20 tile monstrosity you can't possibly keep in your mind
>>746648603Stuck on an endgame one right now fmlI also struggle with Loopy/Bricky but the rest of the constraints are pretty fun.
>>746630495is the results of constant gooning?If so I need to get on semen retention ASAP
>>746648730Damn that seems like one where you just trial & error one until you get it. I've restored about 6 windows so far I think, the highest difficulty rating was a 4 or 5
>>74663049538
>>746630609the man is retarded genuinely he didn't know about the crouch jump in half life 1 and had to be told straight up by someone else, he even complain that his thumb hurts because he tried so much to do the same thing without ever considering other options, even if he had done the tutorial he would have been taught about the crouch jump. no anon there is no act, the man is mentally retarded, i don't think he can troll, since that would requires a certain amount of brain power to even pretend to be retarded, but dps don't have that capacity
>>746649431He did the tutorial and the game did tell him about the crouch jump. He either didn't pay attention or has a memory of a goldfish or both.
>>746630495Think in the 25ish range. I'm making my way though my backlog pretty decent, just had some RPGs like Tainted Grail slow my roll down, but my 450 game backlog thankfully is mostly shooters and action games and I'm way faster clearing those
>>746649562the answer is simple, he is retarded
>>746630495>IN CHINA, DEY SAY
>>746630609i think he is rage baiting cause he knows deep down thats all anyone cares aboutno low is too low for phil. he'll just do some mental gymnastics to justify it.
Fun fact for those new to the Snortex, DSP is legally a Code 220 in the state of Washington, which means he is factually insane. Be sure to keep this in mind the next time he says "I am happy, this is the best year I've ever had, my wife is happy too, etc."
>>746630949Stay jealous
>>746630495>How many games you complete this year so far?I think none so far, but I don't even remember what I played so far.
>>746631180Great circle being good was a legit nice surprise
>>746630495Touhou 6 (1CC + Extra)Touhou 7 (1CC + Extra + Phantasm)Touhou 8 (all team 1CC + Extra)Touhou 10 (1CC)Touhou 11 (1CC)Touhou 12 (1CC)Touhou 13 (1CC)Touhou 14 (1CC)Touhou 15 (1CC)Touhou 18 (1CC) PseudoregaliaAria of SorrowMetroid Fusion (multiple time because of randomizers)Touhou Luna NightsGal VS VillageDeathsmilles (1CC)
>>746649725>DSP is legally a Code 220 in the state of Washington, which means he is factually insane.Since when lol, what happened
>>746638618Hey look on the bright side. He added on four, five extra years of his life for us to make fun of him
>>746635531Most like ovarian cancer from Kat, at least the cancer part was confirmed by Phil via DMs he sent to that Canuck fat fuck
>>746649815DSP wanted to turn his WWE Champions spending into an "identity theft" case, my guess being he thought it was an easy way to get the hundreds of thousands of dollars he spent on the game back, and his answer for never calling the police about this was "The police only covers sex trafficking." It's a topic he is weirdly obsessed over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMyJ4YPG32w
>>746649982Nigger I am not watching a 20 minute video about this
>>746642232>Synthetic RetardEWWWWWWWWWW
>fucking your best friend over money>fucking everyone you meet in some way so they end up hating your gutsPhil had a hard life.
>>746641886>They all exemplify this image.they are lolis?tevin is weird, sometimes his streams are funny as shit and sometimes he would sound very defensive and get mad at a dude in his chat for daring to mention the volume is kinda low or some shit like that
>>746643581I examined that weirdo for years, and I can bet on my left nut that he's anything but a successful guy with a yacht and a family and what notSuch a weird LARP like holy fuck he's yucky
>>746650242this to me is what shows phil is just an idiot narc>have friends in content>they drive hours out to do shit that doesnt even happen sometimes>never compensate them>when they mad and stop talking to him his excuse is "they didnt ask"its impossible for him to see from other peoples pov
>>746630609you really understandable the stupidity of the average human being
>>746630495halo 4, loved it
>>746630949It's the Ozempic he's on, it removes all fat from the body, even in the face
>>746630495>watching him trying to figure out this simple mission in super mario sunshineis he retarded?https://youtu.be/C2tLLtN7y60?t=951
>>746650389>you really understandable the stupiditytime to play it off as a joke or leave the thread
>>746650497Fuck, pandalee is so fuckable
>>746649757Based
>>746650649I think It's a mix of him being genuinely retarded and him trying to rage farm because it's the only way people talk about him.
>>746650671I'm not a dps apologist but the people who called her ugly were unironically just jealous
>>746650671>>746650770
>>746650823how did phil snag this???
>>746650881She was 17 when they first met and really impressionable
>>746650649the image the OP is from is him trying to fix his pc on stream. whole time hes just like "what do i do, you think its this?" etc. he just does shitty engagement baiting and doesnt give a fuck about anyone.
>>746630495Rance 01: The Quest for HikariRance 02: The Rebellious MaidensRance 03: The Fall of LeazasRance IV: The Legacy of the SectKichikuou Rance (Brutal King Rance)Rance 5D: The Lonely GirlRance VI: The Collapse of ZethNow I'm gonna play Sengoku. It's on sale on GOG, might grab it there, waiting to see what the Steam release is like.
>kirby and the forgotten land (co-op)>nioh 3 (and NG+)>cat quest 3 (co-op)>crimson desert>kirby's return to dreamland deluxe (co-op)>kirby star allies (co-op)>kirby's epic yarn (co-op)>troubleshooter: abandoned children (and both dlc's)>super mario odyssey (co-op mod)>granblue relink endless ragnarok dlc>xenoblade chronicles 1: definitive editionco-ops were all with my 3 year old last year i beat 54...i fell off...
>>746650881Groomed her, so the moment she started working and meeting other people it's like her eyes finally opened and she dumped his greasy ass.
>>7466304950
>>746634760Here you go
>>746651053It was the panic attack that she had and his response to it. Dude shit his pants over hospital bills.
>>746641872Same
I've beaten 124 games this year so far. I only play retro though, so some are less than an hour long.
>>746651040posting last years for the hell of it
I used to laugh at "this is how you don't play" vids but now there is a endless supply of foids making let's plays online and they are all worse.
i would post but since you posted offtopic imageyou dont deserve it
>>746651040>>746652204gay tendie
>>746652306fucking kek. i have never given shitendo a penny in my adult life
>>746630495Around 5, I started the year killing off my 25 years old whale and completed FF7
>>746652306also did you miss the part where every tendie game i played was with a literal toddler (nintendos target audience)
>>746630495>Metroid (NES)>Metroid II>Super Metroid>Deus Ex>Metroid FusionThe rest of the games I'll play this year will also be Metroid.
FTLSniper Elite 2-4Shadow GambitWasteland 3Karate SurvivorStreets of Rage 4StarVadersTurbo OverkillLike a Dragon GaidenPerson 5 StrikersChants of SennaarEtrian Odyssey HD 1-3Baldur's Gate 1+2Divinity Original Sin 1+2Rogue TraderCyberpunk 2077Beyond Citadel
Without counting replays, I beat 6 games and a couple of story DLCs. Soon I'll start Separate Ways in RE4R. Game sucked btw
>>746643795I mean, one doesn't disparage the other
Everyone got their snacks, waiting for the king, for the podcast to begin.Chat rolls fast across the screen.Trolls will be banned. We're taking a stand. Most controversial gamer since 2008. Please donate to fill the coffers.WELCOME TO LEVEL OOOOOONELEVEL LEVEL OOOOOOONEWE ARE HAPPY WHERE ARE, HAPPY HAPPY DOWN ATLEVEL OOOOOONE!!
>>746630495Quite a few.Maybe around 13.
>>746650770she was annoying as fuck, but I kinda chalk that up to her being young and her fatherly figure at the time being fucking dsp
>>74663049535 games from my Steam library this year as of today.
When you come at the King, you better not miss
>>746630495My life is currently in a slump, but i beat some games. 100+ hour games usually take 2 months, 200 hour games 3-4.Kcd2 (started in november)Ff12TunicPennys big breakawayPersona 4 golden (dont care for the remake, might get it several years from now)Currently on ffx
Phil you make me angry Phil!
>>746654189best intro, hands down
>>746655305Lmao don't tell me those are the lyrics for his Retard One Podcast
>>746655468https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eam6v6qyOA
>>746642069ignore everything else anyone says. It's simply because dsp is a fucking asshole and a total bully. I remember him and john rambo bullying some guy who just wanted to interact with them in an MMO and there's a ton of other shit.
>>746630609he looked better before the ozempic, fucking hell
>>746635065he still has fat in his jowls lmfao but looks old as fuck anyway
Hell is getting older and watching people you used to hate get even older than you, and having a type of guilt that makes you feel bad enough about them to ruin your day.
Phil is making fat stacks of cash from playing videogames if you want to know the truth about it. How does that make you feel, bitch?
>>746655592I actually sat in silence in utter disbelief for like 5 minutes when I first saw this
>>746630609bruh thats nothing, watch him play the intro to bayonetta 1
>>746656259and yet he can't even go outside because he's a terrified, scared little bitch. Shouldn't have been an asshole phil.
>>746631053no idea, he used to wear glasses sometimes
>>746656245Considering how old Hell undoubtedly is, I doubt it means much that it will be older by 100 years when I pass on.
>>746656349That's the appeal of himHe's just an absurd person who shouldn't be existing in our realmYet he does, freely soCan't hate him for that
>Dave thread still upUseless fucking jannys. Even more incompetent than Phil.
>>746642069watch his FF 13 "unboxing" video
>>746635069>do you want to be worse than DSP?like that's possible for anyone with an IQ higher than 88
I unaronically enjoy Phill and his content, he crashing out when a game is too hard is legitimately funny. The DK64 playthrough was one of the best.
>>746656652I love that one, I rewatched it last year lol
>WHY AM I TAWKSIKK
>>746630806so thats why he fucking squints so much
>>746656697There was nothing he could do.
>>746630495Remember to tune in to his stream today where he continues his EPIC playthrough of DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin with Path Tracing MAHDHe's currently in the Crown of the Ivory King DLC, suffering through mobs and other advertises, soon to face the most epic bosses of the trilogy, Fume KnightBe sure to tune in, starts in less than 2 hours!
>>746655592I had to go and check one of the VODs to make sure this isn't some detractor taking the piss. Fucking incredible.
>>746655592more proof this man's brain is nothing but gin, detractor derangement syndrome, and saturday morning cartoons
>>746655305best intro is that troll pachinko one
>>746656841Does /v/ invade him during his playthrough?
>>746642069I used to think exactly like you but the more you listen to him the more you hate him. Fot me it's the constant meltdowns and complaints about how his dents aren't paying him enough. I swear he wasn't this bad when he was younger, or maybe I didn't notice bwcause I only watched him very occasionally, he was just some jerk that was really bad at videogames but it was fun to watch him fail, nowadays he's so bitter and miserable that he sucks the fun out of it.
>>746655592Damn I didn't know Phil was such a talented musician
Phil beat Isshin on his first try, didn't he?
What is the saltiest playthrough or TIHYDP out there? I want to see Phil raging like a drunk toddler. Racing games seem to really do it to him, like NFS, CTR and Mario Kart. The Street Fighter IV Online era was also salty kino.
>>746656934Probably the guy who actually lost to him.
>>746657026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djH_ztEeGyYShort oldie but goodie.
>>746656934Probably the most times he got invaded than in any other From Soft game so farSo hilarious but also annoying for him that he started ALT+F4ing whenever he gets invaded by the same people, to the point he got a message from the game stating something like "Due to repeated illegal multiplayer disconnects, your connection to other worlds was lost" which is something I've never seen before and I've been playing this game for almost 10 years now
>>746657005>I swear he wasn't this bad when he was younger, or maybe I didn't notice bwcause I only watched him very occasionally,I would say his edginess has died down somewhat, especially his so-called "sense of humor", but yeah his gaming skills and attitude towards fans/viewers has definitely gotten worse lately lol. I watched this man religiously from 2012-2016 and got back into him last year, he's definitely just a worse person and gamer.
>>746657026Jak 2 has plenty of driving and it goes about as well as any other time he's behind the wheel. Fucking hilarious.
>>746657103Yeah I've seen this one a few times lol, one of his most iconic moments for syre
>>746657164Yeah I watched that one last year, it was absolute cinema
>>746657103>That moment moment where the Looking Glass Knight does the rare 3rd attack combo extension at 7.50 and Phil loses it and summonsA personal favorite Phil moment of mine.
>>746630495I haven't. Playing Dark Souls 2: SoFS on PS3. I can't beat this fucking guy.i suck :(
>>746650497>>746650671i personally think she's a butterface, cute body for sure though
>>746656810mogs me
>>746656841Oh my God! I can't wait to come home from a stressful work and start donating to my Sire <3 uWu
>>746657120Why doesn't he just play offline? It's not like he reads most of the messages anyway and when he does he just ignores them because he gets much better handholding from chat anywayOr does he not know how to put the game in offline mode on PC without disconnecting the internet and losing the stream too?
>>746632421I only wish it stayed invisible all the time and only reappear just before it was about to attack you. so you would have to use the camera and sound cues to spot it in a distance
>>746657026My favorite is the original Ratchet and Clank one. I used to replay the first three a lot and when I watched it I still had the muscle memory to "feel" what buttons he was pressing and I laughed non-stop from start to finish. It's probably not as entertaining for the people who haven't played the game but the "insist on using melee in a game about guns > get raped > complain about how far back the checkpoint is" cycle was so fucking funny
>>746631024Larian shill alert
>>746630495Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
>>7466575721. He actually relies on messages more than his barely alive chat nowadays, believe it or not2. He's "coerced" by the few whale trolls who will stop giving him money if he decides to play offline, resulting in a very boring playthrough for them
>>746656892A jeet who's blown 10,000 on AI songs and music videos made it for him for free. I wish I was joking.
>>746630495The current list. I can remember most of what I thought about them. My hope is to get sub-30 games by the end of the year which would be like ten more.
>>746657834In this day and age I completely believe it, his fans are lucky they got brainwashed by some dumb retard streamer and not a death cult lmao
>>746657743>1I see. The compilations I saw gave me a different idea, guess that's my fault for blindly trusting detractors>2I find it hard to imagine they're not fine with him playing offline but fine with him Alt+F4ing or suiciding as soon as the invasion message appears
>>746657883Jesus how do you have so much time for that, are you a streamer by chance?
Currently 3 hours into the This Is How You DON'T Play Super Mario Sunshine The 2nd Run. How the fucking hell is he even WORSE at this game now? Same deal with his Resident Evil Zero second run.
>>746630495Backlog games completed since 2026>Prey 2017 on hard>Doom Eternal + DLC's on ultra violence>Half of Stonemachia before I dropped it >MGS Ground Zeroes for the first time ever>Currently playing Khazan the first chudzerker
>>746657883How was the Dredd game? I rewatched the 2012 movie this year, still kino.
>>746657962Work from home job and just forcing myself to play new stuff instead. Also most of these games are like 5-6 hours long at most which helped.
>>746656841This has encouraged me. I don't have much time to game much these days, and when I do, it's one game, and that game's been Dark Souls 2. I swear to fucking God, if DSP beats the fucking Fume Knight before me I'll fucking kill myself. FUCKING. KILL MYSELF!11!!
>>746630495I've been playing Elden Ring and Nightreign on repeat all year.
>>746657961He actually stopped doing that to some degree, saying that he'll only reserve for "hackers" who invade to destroy his weapons/armor, which to be fair, there was at at least one of them who was using cheats to fuck with him
Phil is kind of a washed up cow by this point, on par with CWC.
>>746658045The Dredd game is pretty solid and I'd recommend it. Probably just put a patch on it since it's old and I ran into a bug or two of NPCs not following their scripting.
>>746630609He is genuinely the lowest common denominator gamer. People like him is where the yellow paint shit comes from. He hams it up for the camera, but he really is retarded.
>>746658091People have been calling him washed up since like 2013 lol. He's the ultimate cockroach of the internet.
60top 10 so far:Ace Combat 2Phoenix SpringsResident Evil 6PN 03God HandKoudelkaSamurai WesternDoom 3Raiden Fighters JetTsugunai: Atonement
>>746658104Sounds good anon, cheers
>>746656934/v/ is even worse at games now than the ecelebs they cry about. This place actually sucks now.
>>746630495SekiroRDR2Forza 6
>>746658203True... true
>>746655592im convinced someone made this for him and he was like "yeah so true"
>>746635065his nose looks 45, his cheeks look 55 and his forehead looks 68
>>746630495>>746630609Phil won, Dale lost
What are good videos that explain Phil's relationship with alcoholism? I feel like that's the one domain of this internet legend I am not familiar with.
>>746658058I'm still a little shocked by how good Nightreign turned out. I bought it expecting some mediocre shovelware.
>>746658449LTG officially failed at life in his own words
>>746630495Mewgenics, Half Life 2 and Isaac Rebirth (vanilla)
>>746647840>>746656529oh the quad spawned? i didnt even know. HUH HUH HUH!
>>746657961>I find it hard to imagine they're not fine with him playing offline but fine with him Alt+F4ing or suiciding as soon as the invasion message appearsWell, they are retarded
>>746658580Everyday I practice my mastery of the katana.
>>746659141As of today, how's the solo experience, worth buying?
i like that all his gacha spending turned into card spending. and its all on stream for us to see now.
>>746658634
Trine 1 and 2PIHResident Evil RequiemMewgenicsHalo RemakeTall TrailsIdols of AshVholumeStar Fox remakeFire Red switch portRhythm Heaven GrooveXenoblade Chronicles About to fnish Rogue Trader
>>746659462>only 2,5 years left out of the 10 year planDamn time flies. Can't wait to see the cope once we're there.
>>746630495Is he ok? We always used to meme DSP will outlive everyone but the fucker looks like a Skyrim Draugr
>>746659207Solo is easier than co-op but only if you know what you're doing. Co-op as always is easy for beginners as you get carried by teammates who knows where to go. But once you know where to go solo is a decent experience.
>>746642793>don't like kojima games (tons of people on /v/ don't like kojima now)>say sly cooper is shit>thousands of asylum dodging autistic lolcows now stalk you for life, nitpick your every breath, send the swat team to your home, and to your parents' home, report you to the IRS because they THINK you didn't pay taxes, and even get jobs at the ISP you pay for to fuck with your internetSome day, the "lolcow community" will grow up and realize not only did they waste all their youth on this fagtarded shit, but also created even more justification for the dystopian future where you need to flash your ID to go anywhere online.
>>746659462DSP still has 2 years left, LTG is already past his self-set expiry datehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWsJGpAk78Y
>>746630495>Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance>Anthology of the Killer>Judgment>Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin>Outer Wilds>Chants of Senaar>Resident Evil (the 2002 remake)>The Liar Princess and the Blind Prince>Esoteric Ebb>Poke All Toads>Lorelei and the Laser Eyes>Devil May Cry>Blasphemous>Tevi>Celeste>Zero Parades: For Dead Spies>Yunyun Syndrome (with the retranslation mod)>Motorslice>Pocket Mirror>Mesmalie>Denshattack>Castlevania: Rondo of Blood>Castlevania: Symphony of the Night>Kingdom Hearts 3>Castlevania: Circle of the Moon>Castlevania: Harmony of DissonanceRoughly in that order. There's also a bunch of other stuff I didn't finish like Mewgenics (really fun but starts to drag after Act 3) and Monter Hunter Wilds (first time paying a Monster Hunter game, still really bad at it). Despite /v/ insisting that all games suck, video games can be fun.
>>746647840Depressionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr5dNXZq0hQ
>>746659207It's going to be rough learning and some characters like Guardian and Scholar are designed for coop play.
>>746660231I also have depression and jerk off
Who's gonna leave DSP first, Kat or his liver?
>>746660718Has she pestered dsp for kids yet?
>>746660893they already have jasper, you lamebrained mouthdrooler
>>746660718Technically, neither.Kat has nowhere else to go, so she'd never leave him as long as she lacks any other means of escape (read: A sugar daddy named Tyrone). Phil, meanwhile, is too cheap to have his liver replaced after the alcohol wrings it dry, so that's going to stay where it is for the rest of Phil's life.
>>746660718 (You)
>>746660970At this point I wouldn't be suprised if one of the whales would donate his own liver to Phil
>>746660893See >>746649919
>>746649919No, no, don't you remember? That was all part of the plan to totally King Snake the Kino Casino!!
>>746639191Nobody gives a shit about some deadbeat dad #85838 but his kid will still be bullied at school if anyone finds out
>>746657026the time he wasted an hour stacking barrels in black mesa because he couldn’t crouch jump
>>746631665from this list I have played>tained grail>expedition 33and you are right on 1/2 so I can't trust the rest of the list
>>746659931>say sly cooper is shitSpeaking of sly cooper I remember that he failed a jump for over half an hour straight in one of the Mugshot levels. He used to upload his letsplays in 15 minute chunks and one of them was just him failing the same jump over and over.Not really related to your point but it was pretty funny.
>>746661150I believe that he isn't lyingHe was visibly distressed during that period by saying that some awful behind-da-scenes events are happening that are above his control, almost like someone's dying or died
>>746661434But it was all part of the plan to TOTALLY FELT THE FELTERSIt was COMPLETELY CALCULATED
>>74663049562. You?
>FF7 Rebirth >Dishonored 2 >Dishonored Death of the Outsider >AILA>RE Requiem >Death Stranding 2 >Atomic Heart DLC>Pragmata >Vanquish >Deathloop>Replaced >A Plague Tale Innocence >A Plague Tale Requiem >Deus Ex Human Revolution >Deus Ex Mankind Divided>Doom The Dark Ages + Revelations DLC>Mouse PI For Hire >Dragon Quest I&II 2D-HD>MGS Delta >MGS4 >Digimon Story Time Stranger >Splatoon Raiders >Romeo is a Dead Man Pretty good year ngl
>>746645013what's this site?
>>746662160Looks like Backloggd to me.
>>746662160BackloggdNever used it myself, but seems like everyone around me has it
>>746630495
>>746661528Sex
>>746662537He has the weirdest luck getting glitched in games he plays. He should've been a game tester.
>>746630495Just Stellar Blade I think? There are no good game anymore unless you go back to play old shit. Only games I play daily are ZZZ and Genshin.
38 so faron track for more than last year
>>746663037It's not a glitch, he just pressed the button that makes you drop. To his credit it's easy to mix up since you have to hit a different button based on if you're climbing something from the bottom or side to punch panels.
>>746662537To be fair it's retarded that the A and B controls reverse if you're grabbing the ceiling or climbing a wall.
BAN YOUTUBERSBAN STREAMERSBAN TWITTER FAGGOTS
>>746630495DSP mogging the granddaddies of /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZqmh8yR_R8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2tLLtN7y60I mean, this is insane, the amount of excuse/min this guy comes up with is something else.
>>746663495>>746664373Buy an ad, fag.
>>746663495I have more respect for DSP than for any vtumor
>>746664571you have a horrifying perspective on life.
>>746664571Based>>746664839Vtumor simp melty
>>746663495Gay, like fuck you for making me watch a second of it, dipshit, fuck asshole
>>746638894It's a Dented Life is literally about how Phil will outlive everyone and keep doing his begging while playing video games shtick forever until he drops dead
>>746665185Fuck off Phil.
>>746665310Doubt since he's currently playing vidya
>>746641872>>746663495>>>/vt/ranny
>muh ecelebs are better than muh vcelebsNuke this board. Kill all kiwifaggots.
Has Phil outlived Metokur yet?
>>746646168salami alykum
>>746634958>games on this list 2014 or olderbased>games on this list 2015 or newercringe
>>746648739its fillers that makes him look like a bulldog
>>746634958why did you play gears 1 AND the remakei like the colors of remake more
>>746630495I'm doing a trip in the past and playing some old ass games from before the 90s, so far I've done>Warcraft 2 + dark portal>Half life 1 and 2>Kirby super star>Abe's odyssey>also finally finished arkham asylum after dropping it 13 years ago on the ps3 I wonder how you guys do it have finished like 30 or 40 games in 8 months, Im a gigantic semi active NEET for 2 years now and I just cant play more than 10 games a year. I waste a lot of hours in fg like Strive and granblue but havent played both since april and still cant play shit.Might be because Im a zoomer and more focused on watching anime but Im fascinated how can someone with a job could finish 10 jrpgs in a year for example.
>>746650823thats a man
>>746630495You don't complete a good video-game.You just play it, again and again.
>>746662187>>746662237neat, ty anons
>>746659462>discusses with parents a 10 year plan to get out streaming and into a stable job>does absolutely nothing, just begs morewhy did he even tell this story
Nothing DSP has done this year or will do for the rest of the year is going to top him paying $50 to call WingsOfRedemption at 2 AM to drunkenly vent about the detractors as his wife gets woken up by it and waddles into the room to complain to him because he's being too loudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTBZLQQ4BHE
>>746664373>Guys we need support, can you fucking donate already? I hate this game and I'm only playing it for you you little shits so fucking give me money!Damn how does this guy get any money at all
He looked better when he was plump as fuck without a goatee. Dude needs to gain some muscle bad but i guess its kinda hard building muscle while middle aged.
>>746666218Phil's most defining aspect as a streamer is his business meetings, where he berated his viewers for not donating enough to him and threatening to stop playing certain games if he doesn't get the money to play them. It's absolutely insane. I've never seen anything like it before
Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in HawaiiThe Thing RemasteredMass Effect 3Lies of PTomb Raider: AnniversaryAnother Crab's TreasureNioh 3The Messenger Resident Evil 7Destroy All Humans 2: ReprobedAtomfallMafia The Old CountryDoom the Dark AgesGhost of YoteiLife is Strange ReunionYooka-Replaylee007 First LightDeliver Us The MoonCall of the SeaFinal Fantasy VII RemakeThe InvincibleAssassin's Creed Shadows.Pokemon Shining Pearl
i have never once cared about a lolcow. it's one feature of the internet i don't understand.
>>746630495Not sure but pretty sure I didn’t crack double digits.
>>746630609Phil wagequit Sunshine because Andy Warski started streaming himself playing the game on Kino Casino and he got mogged badly by Andy being better at the game than him despite never having played it before, getting to the point Phil was at in 2-3 stream segments.Phil watches KC while he gets drunk off gin and seethes about them constantly. He saw them have more fun and make more money than him playing Sunshine and it was too much for him to handle.
>>746665779big fan of gears and im hype for eday so im playing through all the games, i played them side by side it was a lot of funreloaded has some pretty effects but the originals consistent art direction was much more kino to me
>>746630495Isn't that the guy that masterbated on stream?
DSP is too fucking scared to do something funny because of all the people constantly trying to ruin his life. Kiwifarms are a disgrace to mankind, you are supposed to appreciate the lolcow not kill it.
>>746667443What do you mean, I'm laughing my ass off at this mario sunshine rage
>>746666196It's fascinating watching those 2 losers validate each other like that.
Wait a minute, this guy was fucking a busty 18y old? Why did he ever let her leave?
i'm playing Ace Combat 7 and Aliens: Colonial Marines. After that, I don't know if I'll play KCD or all the Metro series.
>>746667749He's a fucking pussy. He's scared to even shoot at people in Battle Royale games, he will hide in the bathroom and wait it out instead, and even then he never wins.
>>746667749He groomed her since teen days and she left once she understood how much off an absolute retarded piece of shit her first love is.Probably simply by interacting with literally anybody else after the honeymoon phase was over.Good for her.
>>746632857Do you mean Rhythm Heaven or Rhythm Thief? Very different games.
>>746667749She grew up is the most simple answer. She had to go and get a basic retail job when DSP's income started floundering and her being a young 20 something and interacting with actual people on a daily basis made her realize what kind of nightmare she was in.
>>746667749For all we know, he never hit that. She used to make lots of passive aggressive remarks on her videos about never getting any dickPhil might not have a working dick or normal sex drive (common with alcoholics). Also says he doesn't want kids and that his youtube channel will be his legacy
>>746668697>that video where she's basically presenting herself to himThat dude is fucking gay. No wonder he pulls jpgs of sweaty men all day.
Any other anons watching this fucking awful dark souls 2 gameplay?
>>746668934Sadly, yeshe's gonna wage quit isn't he
>>746630495>DRG Rogue Corehad glimmers of potential. Devs shat it out for the public way too fucking early and now its roadkill.>Expedition 33Liked the last 1/3 of the game. first 1/3 was fucking boring and the party was a band of people I didnt care about other than obvious main character Maelle. Verso, beast mask guy, and Renoir carry the rest of the game hard.>Hades 2dumb story and woke shitskin cast of characters. Gameplay was solid but got boring after 30hrs when you discovered all the combinations and come to the conclusion that the torches and stacking the hammer gods main thing snaps the game in half. >got a switch 2 to dodge price kike and trade war>Pokopiapleasant surprise. sucks when reached the end game with no more objectives and its just creative mode build what you want now. Will wait for the entire dlc pass to release before buying it>Mario Kart Worlda tragedy. so many bright diamonds in a massive chunk of shit. Will be singing a different tune 3-7 years from now after they drip fed all the withheld content that shouldve been present at launch.>Kirby Air RidersFinally, some good fucking vidya.>Bananzabraindead easy as I feared it would be. Can see it more as a speedrun game, going for everything has been overall fucking boring since its just spam elephant into you win.>Pokemon BDits...not as terrible as its out to be if you go in with the plan of only using herb items to keep the amie shit out. Was fun filling out the dex to the best of my ability with the underground encounters and whatnot. Still something that shouldve never existed.>Pokemon Swordeven worse than people online said it was. games blatantly unfinished, 10 linear nothingburger routes and one 'wild area' that can be explored fully in less than 20 mins. >Kirby forgotten land / star cross worldabout 30% into my file, starting out its fucking slow as expected from a mainline kirby game, can see the potential in boss fights with the dodge parry mechanic.
>>746669063Probably. Dents are tapped out I guess and right before the Fume Knight no less…
>>746630495Man he might have lost weight but he looks pushing 60. He hit that wall faster than AVGN>>746630609You might be retarded too if you can't easily read someone who wears himself on his sleeve like Phil. Get checked for autism.
>>746668646>>746668697Did she at least ever get naked for camera?
>>7466304958 so far. I played a lot more games last year.Animal Crossing Deluxe (if you count paying off the loan beating it)Burnout 3Burnout RevengeCassette BeastsDark CloudSuper Mario Bros.Vigilante 8Vigilante 8 2nd Offenselast year I beat 34.18 Wheeler - American Pro TruckerBattletanx: Global AssaultBig Mutha TruckersBlackDays GoneDead Island 2Drakan: The Ancients' GatesFallout Brotherhood of SteelFreedom FightersGexGex: Enter the GeckoGex 3: Deep Cover GeckoJumping Flash!Jumping Flash! 2Motor MayhemMotor Toon Grand PrixNew Super Mario Bros. DSPokemon Emerald SeaglassRatchet & ClankSpyro the DragonSpyro: Year of the DragonSpyro 2: Ripto's RageStar FighterStar Wars: DemolitionThrill KillTomba!Tomba! 2: The Evil Swine ReturnTreasures of the DeepVigilante 8Walt Disney World Quest: Magical Racing TourWario Land - Super Mario Land 3We Love KatamariWorld Destruction League: Thunder TanksWorld Destruction League: WarJetz>>746630783it's sad how much Phil tries and fails to bring the same energy as PPP (I call him Triple P)
>>746669303For all I know, there are some weird AI videos of it, courtesy of the weirdos that follow this dork.
>>746669303Nope, but she would literally lie in bed practically begging for cock, but alas Phil doesn't have a working penis
>>746669784His own personal glasses slampig and he lets her go?
>>746630495* Games I replayed+ Games I especially enjoyed- Games I especially dislikedNeon White +Atelier SophieMorrowind +Mary Skelter 2 -Dead Space *Armored Core *Armored Core Project PhantasmaKingdom HeartsWitcher 3 *Kingdom Hearts Re:chain of MemoriesDead Space 2 *BraidSaints Row 2 *Postal *Postal 2 *Armored Core Master of ArenaLollipop ChainsawArmored Core 2Atelier Firis -Grim Dawn *God Hand +Armored Core 2 Another AgeShadows of the DamnedCuphead +Prey (2006) *Max Payne *Max Payne 2 *Max Payne 3 *Resident Evil 4 +
>>746630609Which sunshine stuff did you watch? OG or remake?
>>746669912Aren't slampigs fatties? Phil's ex was thin and half his agetalk about dropping the fucking ball
>>74663049524 (17 of which are H games)
Alright Nigga it’s time!
>>746670718I call every girl with fat tits and average face a slampig
>>746630495I wanted to finally beat GTAIV but turns out the PC version just doesn't work anymore so I gave up on that.
>>74663049531 games so far. 25 new to me, 6 replays. Ape EscapeBlood Mall: RetapedCastlevania 64DaikatanaDeponiaDino CrisisDonkey Kong 64*Fallen Aces Episode 2Final Fantasy VIIIHalf Life: Opposing Force*Jet Force Gemini*Kirby 64*Lego Batman 2Lego Batman 3Lies of PMedal of HonorMina the HollowerNier: AutomataPac Man World: Re-PacPhantom FuryProdigalRayman 2Resident Evil 3: Nemesis*Shadowman RemasteredShenmueSilent HillSoldier of FortuneSquirrel StaplerStreet Fighter III Third StrikeSystem Shock 2*Wario Land 3Currently playing Dragon Quest VII and Jet Set Radio
>Hairline receded further >Looks like he aged 5-10 years Kek
>>746630495Can't wait for this fake autist to play Peace Walker and make me hate the game
>>746670830Fair enough
I HAVE RECEIVED
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrKw2K1sdfcpeak
>>746630609He's genuinely just retarded. How many decades of proof do people need to understand that?
>>746649982>le guys phil is le schizo XD>source: some retard's youtube channel>>746664373>some soi guzzling faggot reuploading dorksydepill's videos>clickbaiting in the most insane manner while being too much of a pussy to say the word "imbecile" without censoring itYou "people" get more pathetic by the hour.
>>746667749she left because he wasn't fucking her
>>746666356it's kinda hard to gain muscle when you're ozempigmaxxing and chugging down diarrhea drugs or whatever the hell else he's taking to necessitate a diaperthere's grandmas getting ripped, he has no excuse
>>74663049597, just beat the first Max Payne a few hours ago
>>746671586>some retard's youtube channelNo one was forcing you to watch it. It was posted as evidence so there wouldn't be 5 replies saying "NO PROOF. PROOF? FAKE AND GAY."
>>746668697>>746667749That video where she's on all fours on the bed waving her ass around while he's babbling into the camera for some dumbass vlog was the funinest thing he's ever done.
>>746671937>posted as evidence>some retard's youtube video>evidence
>>746672037pic related talking to Seattle law enforcement is pretty sound evidence yeah. You'd sound crazier and dumber than Phil if you wanted to argue that this was all a psy-op to make him look bad.
>>746672012for me its the one where that 11 year old girl tells him to shut up in vrchat and he waits until she's out of earshot to talk about how he'd beat the shit out of her in real life.
>>746630609he is 50 and hates life so much
>>746672321>some rando who washed cars for cops is credible evidence
>>746663295have you taken your pills already?
>>746672321>some retard actually called the police to claim a fucking let's player was schizo because he disputed the quantity of money spent on a mobile game that was claimed by some other retardYou kiwitroons are absolutely insane. No surprise you're the same failed breed that thought sending the SWAT team to his home and his parents' house over him saying some videogame you like was shit was a logical course of action.
>>746666846i felt that way until gothickingcobrajfs.hes the only lolcow who was actually somewhat likeable because he was just naturally funny and reminded me of friends i grew up with.
>>746630862Im glad they take hiatuses because watching them more than twice a week is exhausting enough
>>746672770Watching Cobra's celebration of life was pretty rough, but it did give really good context as to why Cobra's dad seemingly just let it happen.
>>746639003I admit he fooled me around 2017 and I used to watch him for a whileBut now he doesnt fool anyone anymore
>>746643932Nah Andy is cool exactly because he is low IQ and he never becomes annoying, he shuts up pretty quick every time
>>746644240>X pfp He is based
>like laughing at Phil for being a retard>not mentally ill enough to be a "detractor"Where are my middle ground homies at
>>746673418Middle ground is best. People like Phil are entertaining and deserve to be laughed at but you shouldn't obsess over them like the detractors who will watch hours and hours of this shit and even donate to him.
>>746668697He is gay
>>746673418Where do us middlegods find content? Detractor channels are usually just as insane as Phil, I can't differentiate what's going to be a funny>DSP is retarded at gamesvideo and which is going to be>DSP said something about his deskas part of the 5 week long "desk arc" of kiwifags trying to dox the local IKEA to gain proof DSP lied about the price
>>746665185>>746664571>aiyeeeeeeeeee anime avatar haaaaaaaaaaaaalpoh, oh, anon is having a little melty
>>746664571Why?
