Here we go again https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/doublefine/amnesia-fortnight-2026-indie-reboot
Not this shit again
double fine make iron brigade 2
>>746637460Fuck double fine. Fuck your kickstarters. Use your own money for once, you parasites.
>>746637460>bought by microsoft>made 1 major game>nothing burger indie slop maybe once in several years>MS dropped them>immediately begs for money with muh Brutal legend 2 caliber teases MS welfare was hell of a drug
that better be an internal game jamif more studios did game jams the industry would be in a better place
Don't tease me like that, you fucking cunt
>>746637460They want money to make internal prototypes? Not even a full game?
Who the fuck still cares about these hacks. It's baffling to me how game journalists keep pretending like Double Fine isn't a garbage company.
they're going to combin amnesia and fortnite?
was just thinking about Mr Shitface
>>746637861I like them
>>746637861Kotick was right about them and they would hurry up and be more efficient if it was their own money
>>746637460i dont know how you combine those 2 games but okay
I don't think they're gonna make 3.3 million again in this economy.
last game i backed for double fine was psychonauts 2 , which ended up getting game pass release day 1, which invalidated any ownership of the game, I also had to pay EXTRA for it to be a pc copy of the game through their kickstarter fig funding thingnever agian, dont recommend. they will do some last minute game pass or psn plus agreement that gives out the game for free to everyone after you paid for it ahead of time
>>746637460Why is this big name studio always on the streets begging?
what a dogshit titlevery obviously made to abuse SEO
>>746637460>instills the culture that killed AAA as a whole>now sets his sight on indieshit again as quality has nosedivedTim Schafer is a hero, I just couldn't see it.
>>746637460double fine ready to make another doodoo game with money from gullible fans
>>746637460I was a bit disappointed with psychonauts 2 so I think I'll pass
Double Fine means you pay twice!
>>746637460I can't wait for them to get sued over that name.
All the innuendo in the lesbian sled death trailer makes me want to back and vote for it desu
>100m and they make brutal legend 2Fuckass cunts. If they actually wanted to make it they should have done so when xbox was still writing them blank checks. Hell, doing this community voting thing last year would have helped them make a game people actually want to play instead of fucking KILN
>>746637460>fund our...>game jam?Who the fuck do these people think they are
Have they ever made a profit?
Kickstarter is just another jewish money laundering scheme. People still keep falling for it.
the nerve of this fucker to show up in my inbox again. was literally shaking with rage watching that grifters video after the shit they pulled last time
I thought this was a game they're fundingThe fact that it is an internal game jam they want millions of dollars for is quite frankly insulting and pathetic
>>746639518The game jam leads to 4 demos and one of them will be developed into a full game
>>746637460remember when they launched their own crowdfund to get even more money, and it still wasnt enough so they took the EGS money
>>746639560I don't like it, this is scummy coming from Doublefine
>>746637460>already has 288k Why? They haven't made anything good in nearly 2 decades now.
>>746637848Considering what a political cunt the actor who played the main character has become, I don't really want a brütal legend 2
>pay us to decide on what friendslop we makeyeah, or I just go on steam and pick whatever flavor I want from the 20 releases everyday
>>746639676Psychonauts 2 was pretty good
>>746637460>3168 people paid 77 dollars on average to watch double fine develop some prototypesIs this a cult
>>746639768The shit you can get away with once you have an established fanbase is insaneAll you need are some cult classics you made 20 years ago
>>746637460Some premises sound interestingSome are copy+paste concepts from party games released 10 years ago
>>746637460Why the fuck would anyone give them money after a flop like Keeper?
>>746639807Is this fanbase in the room with us right now? I've never seen a fan of double fine, not anytime this decade
Comments from their last project
>>746637460>300k usd is a rounding error in MS earnings
>Game jam>DocumentaryAight, but where's the vidya at, Timmy?
>>746639847No they are at the kickstarter donating.
AHEEEEEEEEM...............>3.33.3>3.33.3>3.33.3>3.33.3
>>746637460Tell me socko, should we donate to tim schafers new kickstarter?"no because he's a fucking jew"
>>746639847Anon, literally every fucking normalfag will gapeface at the mention of shit like Psychonauts or Grim Fandango. And that means pretty much the entire industry as well as every community that’s not 4chan. Ol’ Timmy boy is the kind of name that they’re never going to NOT worship no matter how much of a has-been he becomes, because he commands their nostalgia and shares their politics.Being in an echochamber of one of the few places that rightfully hates him doesn’t mean your obliviousness is reality.
>>7466400753.3 million dollars in San Francisco is like a half-eaten ham sandwich and a bottle of water.
>scamstarter campaign
>>746639847>Is this fanbase in the room with us right now?yeah>>746637987>>746639158>>746639765
>>746638746What are you talking about, I came up with Sonic Goku SpongeBob Gamejam organically.
>>746640184I'm not really fond of double fine, I just liked the psychonauts series. There was some kinda shitty parts in 2 that I didn't like though, primarily the alcoholic fags.
>>746640184All 3 of them. Amazing.
So what happened to their own scamstarter site? I remember that was a thing.
Mr.Shitface at it again
>>746637860internal prototypes is how you make a good game with minimal investment waste, they are actually trying to be efficient hereit’s the mark cerny method
>>746637848ermagerd brertal lajand
>>746640184You shouldn't include me as a fan of double fine just because I like the idea of full contact lesbian sports. It's a bit of a stretch
>>746640593Making the gamers fund your internal prototypes is wild thoughI guess they're dumb enough to shell out money for it so they deserve to get scammed (indian logic)
>>746639676muh cultural war
>>746640510Got sold to an investment platform and was shut down.
>>746640757Totally revolutionized the gaming industry, yesirree.
>>746639676reddit has a lot of disposable funko-pop money from their goy daycare job.
>>746637460The previous Amnesia Fortnights have been great so I actually want to see this succeed.
>>746637848Brutal legend 2….I DO want that, but is a two warranted? I remember one wrapped itself up pretty well. Then again it’s been years, so I don’t remember if there was a cliff hanger.
I absolutely love the old LucasArts classics, but Double Fine has never made a good game. Yes, that includes Psychonauts.
>Tim Curry dies>Doublefines uses this as a promotional stunt to make Brutal Legend on itch free for a short period, and then on sale for $6.66>Now they're using Brutal Legend 2 as an impossible stretch goal for their scam jamDid Double Fine kill Tim Curry so they could get more modern publicity for Brutal Legend?It's not even a good game, it never was
>>746637460So let me get this straight, they did a(n annual) game jam within their studio and they're asking you to vote for the next 2 weeks for a small coffee break game they can finish. There is no limit to this kickstarter, so they essentially are raising an infinite amount of money. There are different pledge tiers, so if you pay the least amount(which is $15 by the way) you get a HALF vote. Of course the more you pay the more your vote matters.This is the kind of money scam on the level of DarkSydePhil.
>>746640881It doesn't have to be the same plot or even have the same characters.
Make Brutal Le-Nevermind.
>>746637460Yea, I'm thinking these retards deserve to get scammed.
>>746640660it is literally what investors and publishers do all the time. they’re probably hoping to have their cake and eat it too because once they have a good prototype they have much better leverage with publishers
>>746637460Fool me once...
Isn’t this an actual studio with games that have sold millions of copies? Why are they begging for crowdfunding?
>>746640881There's like an entire third of the game missing where you go save Ophilia.
>>746641175"Because fuck you we need money you faggot, how do you expect us to pay to live in California and have block parties if you don't give us money?"-Tim Schafer, 2026real quote btw
>>746637460I can't imagine a worse way to make sure a project is DOA in 2026 than to put the word "Fortnight" anywhere in the title
>Psychonauts>Brutal LegendThis company only made two good games in their 26 years lmaoWhy would you ever fund them?
>>746641346I pirated Brutal Legend and dropped it almost immediately over how shit it was.I don't get why it was hyped.
>>746637460how about you give me back my money you piece of shit
>>746637460Fuck off kikes you aren't getting a cent
THREEPOINTTHREEMILLIONno one remembers this
>>746641421I enjoy metal so I liked it but the gameplay does suck
>>746637460
>>746637460What happened to all the money they made from the past game?
>>746641487I'm as metal head as it gets, man. The game was just fucking shite.
>>746637651
>>746637848Do you REALLY want a Brutal Legend 2 written in 2026
>>746641421I remember it was okay, and then it became an RTS and I was like "fuck this shit I'm out"
Maybe they should've made profitable games under Microsoft
>>746641562>and then it became an RTSAt which point I deleted it, yes.Never was a fan of Jack Black though. Probably it.
>developer so shit Microsoft let them go>turns to kickstarter yet againlmao
>>746641539>the past gamekiln? that MOBA?https://store.steampowered.com/app/1165990/Kiln/
>>746637460Isn't this against Kickstarter rules?>Projects developing apps or software must fit into an existing category and must be based on original, creative thinking. Like Design and Technology projects, a prototype must be demonstrated.>a prototype must be demonstrated>We'll then spend 2 weeks making the four winners into prototypes. So they don't have a prototype.
>>746641652Yikes
>>746641708Double Scam
>>746641767Double Fine means you pay twice
>>746641421It was a really cool idea held back by the most awful implementation of action RTS I've ever seen.
>>746637848I don't want brutal legend 2 if it has those dogshite rts missions again.Heavy Metal Zelda is what I want.
It's over.
It's double over.
>>746640345>There was some kinda shitty parts in 2 that I didn't like though, primarily the alcoholic fags.who?
>>746637848>yes, reallygo suck a bag black dicks Tim, i wouldn't want bl2 in current year anyway
>>746641421The best part of the game is the soundtrack, and the devs deserve minimal if any credit for that. Everything else was half-cooked and middling at best.
>adult daycare scam is imploding
>>746642149Yeah like I said, I'm a metalhead. A game having songs from albums I already have is not a big enough draw.
>>746642150I voted for this.
>>746641857They could have just dumbed down the fake rts bits further to control like Overlord or Pikmin and the game would have been saved
>>746637460Who would give them money after everything they have done?
>>746637848>Ozzy>LemmyAll dead. It wouldn't hit the same. Zoomers don't listen to metal neither so who's the audience going to be?
>>746642252a lot of people apparentlyWatch this hit 1 mil easy
>pay us for a game jam where we don't have to define an actual game to try and get you to kickstartAnd here I thought Broken Age was a bit scummy.
>>746638203He was more blunt: he said Schafer can only ever over promise, under deliver, and lie. He's right btw
>Brutal Legend 2 in a post-Ozzy worldI don't want it. There's no one who could fill the void
>You're funding the idea of a concept of a game
>>746639676100% tim and some buttbuddy "donating" themself to make it look like anyone is actually interested in another scam after they just scammed microsoft for 5 years.Also yeah Psychonauts 2 and even Keeper was good.
>>746642306He might be one of the Satans of gaming but he ain't wrong there
>>746637460Daddy needs a new ball pit
>>746642313Dave Mustaine would like a word with you.
>>746637460Fucking stupid title that was designed to abuse SEO. Doesn't even make any sense.
>>746637460>post thread with playlist actually showing how dogshit these pitches are>0 replies>post thread with link to give tim schaffer money>120 replies
I learnt my lesson with Broken Shite.Not giving these aged out cunts any more cash.
>>746642586May we see the playlist?
>>746637848Only if you get a new protagonist not voiced by Jack Black. Fuck, are there any Metal stars left that aren't dead or geriatric?
>>746637460This is volition levels of PR suicide
>>746642659Almost all of them are fucking co-op gameshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIQJw8xyKGbY
>>746637848>Give us money or we'll sell you a broken product I hope their studio catches fire and I'm outside eating popcorn and laughing at these cunts burning to death
>>746637861
Stacking looked terrible but when I played it it was actually really good and kino of an adventure puzzle game that oozes soul.Not surprised it sold like 50 copes tho.
>>746642740>Almost all of them are fucking co-op gamesHOLY FUCK JUST SALVAGE THE CHARACTER CREATOR FROM POTTERY BRAWLER MOBA AND MAKE IT FRIENDSLOPEither a climbing Peaklike or an extraction Repolike. How is this fatso so out of touch?
>>746642830nice try, not even pirating it Tim
>>746642817This is such a great burn on america.
>>746642817Ok, but who's the ACTUAL Miyamoto of America?
>>746642817So this guy makes one good game (psychonauts) and he gets to have his dick sucked for the rest of his life? Haven't all his other games done fucking terribly?
>>746642937They gave that shit out for free on steam multiple times I am sure. Have yet to ty custom quest because I forget every halloween.
>>746642894>How is this fatso so out of touch?by the time he's hired enough jewish friends to "help" make the intended FotM game, it's been 2 years and the kickstarter money runs out. Their only successful games are the ones with more generic and longlasting depictions of quirk chungusism
>>746642957Will Wright.
>>746637460>FortniteEww, no
>>746642957>made some great games with some really good design ideas behind them>eventually becomes a retard that causes more harm than goodidk maybe molyneux
>have infinite money>have half a decade of time>make a 3 hours interactive "experience"lmaomaybe now that they have to work for the money they will make a real game once again?
>>746643126>hit 'post' and remember that 'molyneux' isn't exactly a yeehaw burgerclap last name nor does he work out of the USwhoops
>>746642894i've heard the pottery creator is fun and relaxing. i wouldnt mind a half decent friendslop with itwhy did they think the market needs another MOBA?are they out of touch?it's like when they stopped making space base DF9 saying there wasnt a market for it and then several successful space themed colony sims came out shortly after
>>746642959They never made a well selling game. Psychonauts was a dud in sales too. It'Some studios just are catnip to millennial journalists, like how no real person has ever paid for to play a Remedy game but game journalists keep praising their every game as a groundbreaking pillar of videogames.
>>746643141>he did not play the kino that is KeeperI feel sorry for you man. Fantastic Scornlike and somehow double fine made the best Metroid morphball level and boss of all time.
>whats the most important thing to spend our game dev budget on
>>746643141i watched grayfruit play this and thought it looked like absolute gutter trash gameplay wise. like a 6th gen game you'd rent and beat in one sitting and regret wasting your rental on it. a game you'd get in a 2-pack from the gamestop bargain bin bundled with some random racing game
>>746643307i can play 20 mins of marble blast ultra and have fun instantly, why endure the bullshit you have to wade through in keeper to get to that particular 20 mins of enjoyable content
>>746643321Almost worked for Romero...
>>746641559There is no chance at all they hit 100m, it's just there as an attempt to be funny.
>>746643307>Scornlikefind a firelike release of energy and engage in a suicidelike course of action
>>746643307i did play it, thats why im disappointedits only picks up in the last 1/3 of the game, and only for like 40 minutes where its goodits just too short no matter how you spin it, unacceptable for a first party dev studio ( not anymore lol)>>746643370it does play like a game made for a game jam by 2 peoplehard to believe a full studio worked on it
>>746643321>>746643462anyone have any of the articles or pictures of the Star Citizen offices with their airlock door worth tens of thousands of dollars? It's been memoryholed.
>>746643228without Remedy what are they going to throw in for free with my GPU purchase?
>>746642273Zoomers do listen to metal music and are making good metal. https://youtu.be/l8MJyvyPKLU?si=si8BQrROhciuRhmE
>>746642957Todd howard
>>746643462Damn it would have been cool to work there for the few months before it all came crashing down
>>746641425I have to give this game credit, it singlehandedly turned me off ever giving money to a kickstarter or early access game.Fuck Double Fine.
>>746643691as someone who works in one of these "cool" spaces I can count the times on 1 hand I've seen the ping pong table used. also the office is open plan and literal hell
>>746642959They've consistently had some modest successes until recently and I can only assume they aren't overpaying themselves which is the other reason Double Fine have made it this far. Psychonauts 2 was five years ago so this is probably shaping up as the worst financial period in the companies history with no success since and seemingly no plan forward.
>>746643619nice songfortnite introduced me to metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBTXKkF7XIkwhat are some other good metal songs?
>>746639681Skadoosh! Eat steel, Palestinians!
>>746643691It is cool until year end reviews or when you ask for a raise and get told they spent their money on a deluxe coffee maker and an authentic oriental rug. But at least everyone can enjoy those. Stop being selfish.
>>746643619I think there's a chance that the upcoming stage tour introduces a lot of people to metal as well.
>>746643990I will be doing all my work on the oriental rug while drinking 20 cups of coffee a day from now on
>>746643370>I watched>>746643545>>746643545>I didn't playYou are no better than the journalists holy fuck.Just get the fuck out of my hobby you hate so much and only use to trigger the libs or some shit.
>>746641175microsoft just dropped them alongside all their other good studios.
>>746644150>good studiosKek
>>746644075Read what you're replying to before getting so worked up about it man,
>>746644242genuinely yes, M$ had some talent they just consistently squander it with retarded management.
>>746644075not every poster in this thread is the same person you retardi said i played it, and i said it way too short, especially for how much of it is just slooowly walking around and backtracking everywhere
>>746642957Romero
>>746642273>Green Day and Nickelback is considered classic rock nowIf a sequel is gonna happen, it gonna have to be soon if they still want cameo voicework from the golden era
>>746643976https://youtu.be/0EuR-bHE3Sw?si=P8dfUb64zms0_p3J
"At 150 millions we finish Space base 9 guys"
>>746644787nice
>>746644746Sucks getting old, doesn't it?
>>746643307The Midnight Walk was the far better artsy walking simulator of 2025
>>746640652>because I like the idea of full contact lesbian sportsJust go watch the WNBA
>>746637460Amnesia in Fortnite?
>>746637848>We're going to hold the actual game you want hostage behind whatever the fuck this game is
>>746643561Got you anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX_e27mo8Io
>>746646065like they hope you get amnesia in a fortnight, when they dont deliver anything
>>746640075I'm one of the retards that backed $100 and I still regret it
>>746646131>Double Fine drops everything and spends two weeks feverishly pitching and developing brand-new prototypes, in a process we call AMNESIA FORTNIGHT!They make hundreds of thousands by sitting around and pitching shitty ideas to their donors.
>>746637987>>746639158>>746639765sykon deez nutz
>>746637460No excuse not to do a new Brütal Legend. I want goth babes, god dammit!
didnt they just layoff a ton of stuff? and now they're getting millions from kickstarter? seems like a dickass move
>>746647897>No excuseLicensing music is expensive and they can't even afford to pay their staff because their games keep flopping
What the fuck is Amnesia Fortnight?
>>746642957Carmack
>>746637460I'm not falling for that gaybshit twice, fuck off schafer NIGGER
>>746648559>Licensing music is expensiveMake new music.
>>746639681Let me guess: he insulted your beloved orange man?
>>746637848>100 milli for BL2lol, how much of that would go for Jack Blacks salary?
>>746642313There's plenty of ageing rockstars available desperate for even a crumb of attention.
>>746649216>make a game centered around a specific genre of music>don't feature any of the hallmarks of said genreNobody's buying a game to listen to tracks by fellow nobodies.
>>746649481The prices are set by the record labels, not the musicians. Never forget that Thunderstruck is one of the most expensive songs to license despite the band being a bunch of senile old fucks
>>746649615How did Let it Die get 100 bands to make 100 songs?
>>746641421Sacrifice was a better game.
