I thought /v/ loved girlfriend simulators
>>746653395Where's the girl?
>>746653395>girlfriend simulator>but the girlfriends skin has the color of poop and she has an ugly ape like face>annoying brown people talk from the brown girlboss gfwhy isnt she asian?
>>746653395/v/ does/v/edditors don't
>>746653395Yeah but those simulators have cute girls, unlike that mystery meat monster.
>>746653395that's a race mixing simulator tho
>>746656250would be more fun if Lucia was fully Black and not a spic.
>>746653395>Yesterday: 20 GTA6 threads, with hundreds of posts each>Today, maybe 2 GTA6 threads, very little trafficReally makes you wonder!Someone got off their shift at the bot farm today I guess.
>>746653395Being straight is woke now
>>746656593Nice try wokie
>>746653395>white>chad>autist>bleached gfYup, it's gaming time.
>>746653395wasnt gta supposed to be satire about the usa. seems like its just representation without any humor now.
>>746653395>I thought /v/ loved girlfriend simulatorsYou're thinking of /vt/
>>746653395Only if she is asian
But in this game she goes through his phone and finds out Jason has been looking at gay porn.
>>746656803there is no humor because the story was written by woman.so the game is not gonna be edgy, wont be sexist, wont have racism.well the only racism you will see is against whites.also Lucia is a brown single mom. the plot has probably cuck shit in it and they will school you in the story mode about feminism, how niggers/browns are people too and I doubt most anons will even finish the game.people have no idea how pozzed GTA 6 is.
>>746653395Lucia isnt Jasons girlfriend thoughJason is just the man who stepped up as Lucia hugs and dates black men
>>746653395Does my girlfriend have to be an fugly latinxa?
>>746653395Oof got em
>>746656593Race mixing with brownoids is but you already knew that.
>>746657046In this goy simulator it does
/v/ gets clapped 1v1 on any game
>>746653395>”Relationships require communication; Jay!”
>Shall I wear this?>Sequins?! Wtf Jay?!*using phone dismissively>uh huh...I'm already sick of her I cant imagine how he feels.
>>746657884>he has to snort an entire lb of cocaine just to deal with her
>>746653395we do but only if the girlfriend looks good and that one doesn't
Jason is waiting around for ages (but you can make her hurry up) When Lucia finally appears in her dress>Damn...Worth the wait (a nice compliment)Getting into the car.>Here we go...finally (expressing a valid point)>OK...you're wound up a little tight. What's up?>Nothing...I just like being late.Even the slightest expression of discontent with met with a "are you ok?" "what's the matter with YOU!?" If this is a gf sim I can see this being a toxic relationship from the get go. I hope Jason gets to snap and isnt just sucking it up for the whole game.Also...wtf is Mini Mouse doing in here? Disney might want a word.
>>746656960this, and I'd like to add that, not only can women not create humor based on racism, or sexism, they can't create anything funny outside of that like men can either.
>>746657417That's blame shifting because he was trying to get her to hurry up and then she's puts it back on him and says if he had told her who they are meeting she would have been quicker. He then apologised. Fucking hell, this is the pussy shipped type of men we are trying not to be now. I pity the fool stuck in that shit in 2026.
>>746653395Only when the girlfriend looks 14 or younger (preferably 8~11)
lol Im watching this trailer now again in more detail and the juxtaposition between Lucia single handed pump action gun and then Jason getting body slammed is hilarious. This whole thing is going to be another big humiliation ritual.
Why does he sound like that?
>>746657884>walking straight through the tablewhat the fuck was rockstar thinking?
>>746653395>>746653395>pre trannyfiying luciathis is what they took from us
>>746654501Because it's set in Miami retard. If the character is going to have a girlfriend, it's 80% chance she's going to be some sort of island Latina.
>>746653395Fuck off jeet trash
>>746660045>just ignores the scene of Lucia getting her face smashed into a wall and thrown down a flight of stairs like a ragdollFuck, you retards will just ignore everything that doesn't fit your idpol obsessed grievance, and cherrypick everything that does.
>>746660628Say that again?
>>746653395I don't want a brown tranny girlfriend
>>746653395>what's the problem? too straight for you fellow 4channeler?
>>746661136Bitch got a jawline that could cut glass
>>746661362the thread will probably 404 as they usually do once this OFFICIAL image gets posted
>>746656250>>746657086men cant race mix you low test cuck
>>746660691>you bloody benchgoy basterd shikza how do you dare call the ugly mongrel an ugly mongrel. oy vey!
>>746653395chuds won
>>746653395I love girlfriend simulators and i will be doing dating sim shit over missions>>746654501Because there are no asians in Miami you retard lmao
>>746665838>you bloody benchgoy there are no asians and nor whites in miami and thus you should settle with the ugly torta, oy vey
>>746657086I have eugenics fatigue.
>>746665939Who are you quoting?
>>746653395She's not a 12 year old japanese girl.
>>746653395>game won't let me play as Lucia only and BE the girlfriend I'm not buying it. Simple as.
>>746653395>girlfriend simulator>but the girlfriend is nasty niggerspic midgetHard pass.
>>746653395Not in my running over pedestrians killing prostitutes nothinhburger game
>>746653395Loyal girlfriends are unrealistic nowadays, we want to get cuckolded
>>746666750When life gives you lemons, make lemonade fr
>>746653395Yes but not when she's trashy like Lucia
>>746666652latinas are the hottest type of girls with asians (japanese and korean only) coming in second and posts like these are so performative
>>746659405BPD girlfriend simulator
>>746667207>post white mestizo latinx
>>746665838>Because there are no Asians in Miami you retard lmaoNot that anon, I remember GTA vice city had Asians, or they were Asians turist NPCs
>>746653395It's cause she's a single mom.
>>746667379>nooo that doesnt countCope >>746667468I dont remember that, i just remember Cubans vs Haitians turf wars
>>746666069Exactly. Or if she must be brown, at least make her cute as well
>>746667207Tell the refrigerator to sit down so we can see the hot goblina.
>>746667506>keep posting mestizo latinx womeni can tell you're probably a jew or some indian because you dont understand latinamerican sub races
>>746667207>her nipples getting harder the more she notices how much attention she's getting
>>746666750>>746667058Trvke
>>746667506
No? Who the fuck loves "being a simp" simulators? Keep your westoid garbage and your faggotry on reddit.>>746656593Rockstar is woke.
>>746667595>>746667662So which one is it? She's a goblina or le white mestizo?
>>746667662Sexiest latina
>>746667717I only posted one of those. You do realize /v/ isn't just one person right?
>>746667683you're less of a simp in gta 6 than in persona
Going to strip clubs will damage their relationshipI'm sure going to clubs in a mini skirt with her won't damage it thoughIf there's an option for him to complain about it I'm sure that will do it
>>746667717dude at least investigate the latinamerican subraces before posting, lucia is nor mestiza nor castiza, she is what's called a mulatta and they're a disaster.mestizas and castizas live at the south of south america while mulatas live in brazil and central america.
>>746656250>>746657086What do i do if latinas are the only girls that treat me nicely and show interest in me?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkXIRZKSQ3k
>>746667939be worried, they're goldiggers and will treat you like shit
>>746653395Nobody liked Roman calling them to go bowling every half hour.
>>746667841>Going to strip clubs will damage their relationshipYou can literally see them in a strip club togetherLucia is a cuckquean
>>746663167shalom>>746667939lose weight
>>746667990>they're goldiggersI'm not rich. In fact some of them are daughters of wealthy farmers>and will treat you like shitBut they don't...
>>746668007>Lucia my love pick whoever girl you want and call Raul or Dre'Quan Priest, i will left you all in the hotel and pay for everything
What happen if the relationship goes to 0? Does it mean Game Over?
>>746668064>lose weighti dont want to look like i have aids
>>746665838>Commits robbery - face full shown>Gets in the car - cover face with maskKek lovely little autist
>>746668082>bloody benchgoy i will tell you how they are better than you who has to live with them
>>746668137No, the relationship is optional>>746668136>starts posting his interracial cuck fetish and once he gets proved wrongMany such cases
>>746653395If theyre japanese, yes
>>746668196What is this ESL babbleYou're implying you're latinx? No wonder you're so triggered about BWC then
>>746668243>you bloody benchgoy how do you dare tear down my narrative you're a cuck like Jason... i mean fuck you benchgoy!
>>746664893>>746665939>>746668196>>746668343>it's a butthurt latinx LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>746668301>you bloody benchgoy basterd esl i will tell you better how your women are, fuck you
>>746668363>it's a bloody benchgoy butthurt latinx
>>746668389>your womenKek, can't believe Pablo is butthurt about BWC unironically
>>746668470>you bloody benchgoy is butthurt about penis (mine is circumsized) fuck you bloody benchgoy
