>unhackableso what happens in 3 years when we have 100+ exclusives that the thirdies on /v/ cant play?
Same thing that happened at launch when >It bricks itself if it detects hacking like every other consoleturned into>SWITCH 2 MURDERS YOUR FAMILY IF YOU SO MUCH AS PUT A STICKER ON IT.
>>746673273They will just continue to be mindbroken, so absolutely nothing will change.
>>746673273/v/rowns will continue to be buttfucked for the eternity
>>746673273is this the first time a nintendo console hasnt had a flashcart/hack for this long?
oh nooooooo I can't play mario/mariokart/zelda/pokemon #253
>>746673273>100 exclusivesLmao
>>746673727 ^ This. tendies are huge faggots, /thread.
>>746673727>pokemonalso cant hack competitive mons
I personally saw several friends impulse buy a switch 2 just for Pokopia and one was a die hard Snoy. You are gonna see the most hardened obnoxious pirates completely fold and break out the wallet. The fomo once Nintendo starts really dropping the heavy hitters is going to be unheard of in video games.
>>7466737561 year with 37. 37 x 3 is over 100
>>746673790There's no reason to wait unless you really want that oled/battery revision, prices will just keep going up.
>>746673790>onna see the most hardened obnoxious pirates completely fold and break out the wallet.denuvo did this before it got gaped. Pirates will always pay if you push them enough
>>746673273>100+ exclusivesAnon, I'm sorry but I'm a Nintenchad and even I know that third parties are allergic to exclusives unless Nintendo pays, which they won't.
>>746673857>There's no reason to waityou're admiting you want it and that it won't get hacked
>>746673273The switch 2 eventually might get an emulator but it is gonna take years (or even when the next console is announced) to have a functional build.
>>746673925good thing nintendo is inhouse
>>746673979lol, lmao, kek, rolf
>>746673563>>746673645the seethe when Oot comes out will be imense
>>746673273It'll be just like how it already is on this board.Patient pirates don't care and will play other shit until it's available.Some will watch the gameplay of some guy who got it early. There's some law that this person is inevitably going to be absolutely retarded and terrible at the game.People who are desperate will eventually pick up a Switch 2.
>>746674003Oh. See, I'm so used to being a Nintenchad that I don't even consider the Nintendo games as exclusives.
>>746673725First time a nintendo console has had no games worth playing for this long.
>>746673773Like that means shit with Champions now anyway.
>>746673273Don't care, I will wait as long as I needI'm in no rush to play amazing switch 2 games likeuhhhhhhis the new xenoblade out yet?
>>746673273I don't even understand what the bait is here. Are we pretending nintendie has that many exclusives?
the sour grapes have started
>>746673945Well if you want to wait for an emulator that's perfectly valid but if you want to actually hack it and use it there's no reason not to get an earlier revision.
the games i like don't come out on Switch 2if it ever gets a decent exclusive cag wake me up
>>746674418The only sour grapes that will happen is when it does get hacked and piratechads get the best version of the Switch 2 just like how it happened with the Switch 1I, for one, enjoyed playing totk 2 weeks earlier than you faggots at a higher performance thanks to overclock mods
>>746673790>for pokopiaSnoys have shit taste regardless of console purchased I suppose.
>>746673725They updated their security measures. The Switch 1 was Nvidia's fault for not patching the exploit. Now it is very hard to get the kernel access.
>>746674641>The Switch 1 was Nvidia's fault for not patching the exploit. Now it is very hard to get the kernel access.We have AI now. A new exploit will be found within the next 2 years. Hopefully by then a newer model will be available, it kinda sucked that the switch 1 got hacked so damn soon, I had to get stuck with the shitty battery model.
Wind and Waves is going to have dogshit player-retention if people can't gen their mons.
>>746674843for me its the balltism, i like that the new mons wont be hacked
>>746674874As long as there's no random Bad Eggs flying around, shit's nice.
>>746674843Home trackers are blocking a lot already, once Bank shuts down, any genned Pokemon supposedly from pre Switch will never be able to enter Home again if made after.
>>746675232>any genned Pokemon supposedly from pre Switch will never be able to enter Home again if made after.Can't you literally just inject the pokemon directly into the shitch 1 games though?
>>746673273They'll continue coping the switch 2 doesn't have games. Never forget when they were all hyping that the console was going to get hacked and have a playable emulator day one
>>746675398>Never forget when they were all hyping that the console was going to get hacked and have a playable emulator day oneWhy do you niggers keep falseflagging so much? Anyone with at least half a brain cell knew that would not happen
>>746675525were you not on /v/ during the s2 launch?
>>746673273They'll just have to wait
>>746673273Im not in the 1st grade I dont care.
WEEKS THEY SAID
>>746675390You're still fucked for gens 4-7
>>746674618I would rather own my games than hack unownable free digital copies.
>>746674843Good. We need to filter out the genfags.
>>746673563Spbp
>>746673273Well they simply wont get my money if they dont want my business.The real question is why precisely you dont want others to play games also? A bitt odd to have that mentality honestly.I mean why would you want a game to be exclusive?
>>746675829Same reason I buy physical and drive a manual transmission vehicle, I'm simply better.
>>746675667>>746675757Lol
>a manual transmission vehicle, I'm simply better
>D-doesn't count!Repeat until the emulator comes out and the usual suspects change the narrative
>>746675923And yet you dont actually own your own machine so no you arent. Youll play what your given and accept what your told.A strange arrogance for a slave to possess. But whatever gets you through the day
>>746675829>Well they simply wont get my money if they dont want my business. What money? You weren't going to buy it anyway
white people will spend money on video gamesthey are so crazy
>>746674110nah people would cope about that like they did with SF64R, "i can just emulate the original"the real buckbreaking will come with pokemon winds and waves, or the new 3d mario or 3d zelda, whichever comes first
>>746676027unlike some posters here i actually have plenty.They simply do not wish to have any so thusly my business goes elsewhere.
>>746675984
>>746675564If people unironically said that shit, then it was either you dishonest fucks trying to make pirates look retarded or people literally just trollingEven the Switch 1 exploit which was a literal miracle or nvidia incompetence, still took like an year to release to the public.>>746675667>>746675757>>746675897oh so you're literally just falling for low effort xitter trollingThe fact that you even have those reatards bait threads saved and readily available is making me believe that you created them and then saved the numbers so you could manufacture a GOTCHA moment later you dishonest fuckTell me, why the fuck would an emulator suddenly pop out when there's not even a fucking dump of the game available or a confirmed way to even get the dumps?
>>746675525I remember a lot of you faggots saying that Nintendo was shutting down Yuzu and Ryujinx out of fear because the Switch 2 was gonna get easily hacked lol
>>746676071>wind and waves>buckbreakinglol the buckbreaking already happened
>>746673273Let's start with 1 before making claims of 100. There still isn't 1 game on the switch 2 worth playing.
>>746673727You talk as if any major publisher is making new IPs and not rehashing old popular titles, or remakes. The industry is creatively bankrupt, just look at Snoy's recent multi million dollar failures and MS constantly shutting down studios.
>>746673830Hmmmm
did xhe?
>>746676010Actually I own my games and my console. And since this is a fact it can't be debated.
>>746676201Xhe didn't do it because xhem didn't even own a 'ick on 'eck and had already preordered two switch 2 models for faye and zhem boyfriend
>>746675829>>746676095Bye then
>>746676224No.nintendo owns the console and your experiance. AND THE GAMES. And apparently your internet.Add ram? Change the OS? Modify the game? play online without a subscription.And if you misbehave their goes 'your game'.You do not OWN a damned thing. Nintendo does.Now pay your second internet bill goyim
>>746676071>pokemon winds and wavesthey will sell so many switches when Pkmn releases
>>746673273>thirdies can't play switch 2 games>switch2fags won't play switch 2 games
>>746673857>prices will just keep going upThe western world really is over isn’t it? We’re speeding towards a massive global depression that will make the 1930s look like paradise
>>746673925Steam keeps banning JP games, and they are already getting bold enough to start banning all-ages stuff on a whim.I give it a year or two before games start becoming switch exclusive because either the devs gave up on trying to port to PC and consider it a fad, or because steam fucked them over and alternative PC stores would not even recoup the port costs.
>I have money, but i would never ever use all that cash i haveanon
>>746676193>B-B-B-BUT THE SWITCH 2 EDITIONSthere's only 3 of themand obviously now that (first party) switch 1 games are done, there won't be any more
Extreme tendie cope ITTWhen the new pokemon or smash hits the console all the hacking autistics will come out the woodwork. Every single time. Right now the only reason nobody's bothered is because there's no fucking GAMES for it
>>746676330Sorry champ. Rules are rules and I'm just citing how things are. That's all. I can't change the fact that I own my physical media and my consoles just because it makes every PC vegan angry.
>>746676120>"i-it didn't happen! but if it did, it was those falseflagging tendies saying it"Nigga, there were people outside of 4chan also hyping up switch 2 piracy. They all thought it was going to be easily hacked day one because "it's the same console"
>>746676436Switch 2 is unhackable.
>>746676387wake up babe, new snoy cope just dropped
>>746674618>enjoyed playing totk 2 weeks earlier than you And thanks to that Nintendo went medieval on the Switch emulation scene and now there's no one left to do oke for the Switch 2 lmaoYou reap what you sow
>>746676567>nintendo sales figures are snoy cope
>>746674618Same, but I played TotK six years early.
>>746676387>Nintendo lost to NintendoThat just means Nintendo still won
>>746674618>brown can't comprehend the effort of helping the devs he likesno wonder westoids gave up on pandering to their audience long ago
>>746676663funny, I never heard this cope in defense of the WiiU
>>746676707>Nintendo deserves help for taking 6 years to repackage BotW assets for $70>because... because they just do okay????
>S-SWITCH 2 WILL NEVER BE HACKED!!!!!See you in 1 year wyhen a WIP emulator appears
>>746676478People were just hyping pic related because for some stupid ass reason, mig switch still worked on the switch 2. In a way, the switch 2 was """""""hacked""""""" day 1, but anyone that isn't retarded would know that this was only limited to switch 1 games so it was a nothing burger.Here's an honest post that you can screencap to laugh legitimately at me if I end up getting wrong: the switch 2 will be 100% hacked before November 2028. I'm also only talking about CFW, not emulation.But of course, you won't screencap because you only listen to literal bait such as SWITCH 2 HACK IN 2 WEEKS
>>746676387So that means the Wii U is more successful than the Switch 2, amirite?
>>746676778There's this thing called "third party games".Wild concept for a snoy without games or a PC goyim playing csgo all day, I know, but you should go read up on the concept, it's this idea of external devs to the console maker making and publishing games on the platform.Wild, I know.
>>746676707The fact that I pirated totk instead of buying it makes me the hero that zelda fans need. We'd be getting botw 3 by now instead of oot remake if I had bought it, so say thank you.>>746676662kek
The port begging for Duskbloods is gonna be insane
>>746673790If the next Animal Crossing leans into Minecraft elements it will be one of the biggest games of all time
>>746674618I seriously doubt you enjoyed the game, seeing as both botw and totk have mindbroken /v/. Either way, despite leaking earlier than release it became the best selling Zelda title and furthermore, the leak caused nintendo to go full jihadi on emulators, so if anything, emufags created a bigger monster because of that particular game. Congrats on dabbing on nintendies tho.
>>746676829you said that a year ago, where is it?
>>746676918you do know third-party games are included in Nintendo's total software sales counts, right, nindian?>>746676967two more weeks
>>746676967It's already insane, snoyim and PCyim are already coping with it being a timed exclusive somehow.
>>746676979In your mom.
>>746676976>I seriously doubt you enjoyed the gameI hated it. botw was far better>Either way, despite leaking earlier than release it became the best selling Zelda titlesales flopped compared to botw>the leak caused nintendo to go full jihadi on emulators, so if anything, emufags created a bigger monster because of that particular game. Congrats on dabbing on nintendies tho.Ryujinx dying was a good thing. We already have way better replacement emulators
notice what nintendofags constantly aren't doing (i.e. playing switch 2)
>>746674618>I, for one, enjoyed playing totk 2 weeks earlier than you faggots at a higher performance thanks to overclock modsAnd that's why we're in the situation we're in now.
>>746677132im playing it right now doe
>>746677173show feet
>>746676710That's because WiiU lost to PS4 and Xbox One
>>746673790i almost did for xeno 2+ again but nah
>>746676829>one more year trust the plan
>>746677132This cope doesn't work when there's at least 3-10 nintendo/nintendo game/japan hate threads up on the catalog at all times.And during duskbloods announcements the number easily went up to 15-20 threads up at once.
>>746677190on the first date?
>>746673790so you're admitting the library sucks shit
>>746677132I'm at work my guy
>>746673273>100+ exclusivesAre we really counting calculator and nintendo switch 2: Super mario 64 emulated as exclusives?
>>746677210to think of it, the cope about what generation the switch 1 belongs to is really funnyeither it goes alongside the ps4 and it raped sony at their modern prime, or it goes alongside the pis5 and it raped sony with the backing of literal gubmint backed chinky gachaslop
>>746677276how would you know? you'd be playing the game, right?
>>746677353How would he be playing Duskbloods if it was a network test
>>746677353when you can be at work and open 4chan at random and still see that many hate threads it's pretty obviousso that "no u" doesn't work eithersup ACfag btw
>>746676858People were talking about wanting to emulate mario kart on a PC. The mig carts were already a thing before the switch 2 announcement so there was no reason people would be hyping this up during the price announcement melty
>>746676858Capped
>>746677034>>>TimedIt's gonna be exclusive forever like BB and DeS, Nintendo basically paid for the whole thing.
>>746677132>gameless niggers don't know you can pause the game to make a 4chan post
>>746677121>over 20 million sales is a flop now
>>746673273Is there anything worth playing on the Switch for someone like me who hasn't cared about Mario since I was a literal toddler smashing buttons on my N64 controller? Pokemon hasn't been worth playing for over a decade now so don't try to shill gen 10 to me. Scarlet and Violet did not inspire confidence in the future of the series.
>>746677596it's also going to be funny if FROM starts prioritizing the switch 2 or even making their next single player rollslop switch 2 exclusive due to the massive spergout and review bombing PC goyim did to ER due to the switch 2 port existing and breaking all their cheat mods
>>746677693It's basically the only real place to play JP AAs and VNs and has been such for years now.But you already knew that, as you get told this every single time you ask this.
>>746677693What games and platforms do you have currently?
>>746677656When the game took longer to make than BotW and had almost double the amount of devs to pay, yes, selling 2/3rds as much as BotW is bad.
>>746676425HmmLot of not actual exclusives and lot of not actually out games....
>>746677801I disagree.
>Switch 2 owners don't play gwamesas expected
>nintendo hating fags are still insisting the console flopped and has no gameslol make up a new script already
>>746677801>When the game took longer to make than BotWyou're aware nintendo finishes games and sits on them for years until a good time to release them comes around, right?
>>746677924what's a gwame?
>>746677801>nintendo game lost to nintendo gameThat still means nintendo won
>>746677762This is my first time asking, but thanks that's something to consider at least.>>746677782I play a few different types of games on PC, right now it's mostly Elin but next week I'll be playing Valheim again since 1.0 releases. Other than that I like shooters like Halo CE and rpgs like DOS1 and DA:O. I'll occasional replay older pokemon games on my GBA.
>>746673484More like it'll go from>hahaha unhackable we love our drm prison it keeps all the->@FBI?! @CIA!! NINTENDO!! PLEASE! DO SOMETHING!!
>>746677701I hope they announce Nightreign at the next Direct, still haven't played it
>>746677924>gwamesWipe your tears before posting.
>>746678020I would just stick to your PC then.
>>746678140Nightreign runs notably worse than Elden Ring which doesn't run all that good in S2 so I doubt it
>>746677991this copre doesn't work because they took 6 years to make ToTK
>>746678274>Elden Ring which doesn't run all that good in S2it runs better on the switch 2 than it did on a ps4 prothe wonders of optimization, which seems a lost art only nintendo knows nowadaysso if there's anyone that can optimize FROM's dogshit code, it's nintendo
>>746678285It wasn't seriously worked on until 2019, the pandemic set it back a year, and they sat on it in 2022 because of Elden Ring. It took two, three years tops. Without the pandemic it would have come out in late 2020 or early 2021.
>>746678242Aight, thanks
>>746678285>coprewipe your tears before posting
>>746678274Nightreign is a PS4 game.
>>746674618>he doesnt know its uncrackable according to switch 1 homebrew devs
>>746678285the throars all along were truly the mentally i'lls we copred along the way
>>746678419>and they sat on it in 2022 because of Elden Ring.lmaooo snoys really believe this
>>746678403>better than a ps4 proI wouldn't say that, they seem about even with eachother.
>>746673273I'll just wait until Switch 3 comes out then play the Nintendo Switch 3 Editions.
>>746678759It's better once you consider the switch 2 doesn't sound like an agonizing jet engine while running it.
>>746678419>and they sat on it in 2022 because of Elden RingMore like they spend a year making sure the game ran smoothly unlike ER which launched with a shit ton of issues.
>>746678813Sure but they both run at about 30fps with heavy dips
They can't even play Nintendo games on the Switch 2. They are playing Elden Ring and FF7.
Considering the only reason Switch got an emulator so fast was because of a hardware design flaw, that was later fixed in the V2 and that you couldn't homebrew the console without doing some manual work on the console itself, I don't think there will be a Switch 2 emulator anytime soon. The fucking thing has a 40 step guide on how to replace the fucking battery.
>>746673273>unhackable
>>746678819it could be just both you knowthen again at this point only nintendo and maybe inti and capcom can really afford to delay games to bugfix a bit more
>>746678995So where's the CFW and rom dumps? This pic is ancient, and all the jeets were bragging about how AI was helping them crack shit now.So, where's the results?
>>746679059In good time, my friendAll in good time
>>746678995Surely it will be true this time and not another patreon scam
>>746679059Already out in the wild, people are keeping them on the downlow because tendies will send death threats to anyone who posts them
>>7466790852 more weeks, I assume?
>>7466790852 more weeks?
>>746678995Was that the one that was running a patreon scam where they literally were just playing a privated youtube video on the screen to simulate "hacking"?
>>746679184proof?let me guess, "look it up"?
>>746679304I'm not your maid
>>746679209>>746679207That's ambitious, I was gonna say a year or two
>>746679271>Was that the one that was running a patreon scamDo you know how little does that narrow it down?At this point there were like 6 of them or so, and that's just the ones I remember and saw from my occasional visits to this shithole.
>>746679350>>746679059
I bought one for Xenoblade Genesis and the imminent new Smash Bros game
>surely they won't hack this one!!
>>746679382There was one that was just a glorified "Hello world!" command prompt that they promised the premium version they'd give you if you signed up for the $60+ tier on their patreon would boot up all roms as soon as they were dumped.Another where they played a video of mario kart world with a shitty "glitch" filter applied to the footage and claimed to have an emulator that played audio perfectly but suffered from some visual glitches, despite audio being one of the most difficult parts of emulation and one of the last things an emulator gets right.And I'm pretty sure that one was just running a youtube video on the screen to simulate it being "hacked".
>>746679379What are you gonna say when the year pass by and nothing happens?
>>746679504Literally not a single fucking person is saying this, you disingenuous retard. It WILL be hacked, it just won't be soon, and emulation will take years more after that.
>>746679834Lmao>>746679817Not 1?
>>746673273switch 2 has any games worth of this being hacked?
>>746679504Sure, in like 10 years when we're on Switch 3
>>746679817What are you gonna say when yuzu twozu is booting up pokemon wind and waves weeks before launch?
>>746679834You are mentally I'll
>>746679901I'll screencap your post like the dozens of faggots that genuinely believed it was gonna get hacked day one lol.
>>746679962This person is definitely normal!
>>746679962It already IS hacked >>746678995We're just waiting for the emulator, which is progressing behind the scenes
>>746679948The irony of this metaphor is first party exclusives are like tony's own suits he builds himself.It's a better metaphor for third parties and how both sony and the entirety of modern PC gaming is nothing without them and thus shouldn't have them.
>>746680003I don't believe you.
this a big issue for us pkhex users we have to buy actual switch 2 games now for competitive pkm
>>746680003youre aware none of those are true hacks due to getting no kernel access, right?
>I HOPE NINTENDO PFUCKING CATCHES AND ENSLAVES YOU FOR LIFE! YOULL NEVER HACK MY SWITCH 2!!! I WISH YOU A VERY MERRY GET CAUGHT!!!
>>746679948This meme makes no sense, snoy
>>746680184Based
It's so funny how we went from "day 1 emulator" to "just wait for Pokémon bro".Literally the 2 weeks meme.
>>746680124I have at least a dozen emulators downloaded right now. 2/3 or more of them are for nintendo systems. When a switch 2 emulator is available, I will download it too. Unlike you though, I live in reality, and not within your retarded delusions where everyone who tells you something you don't like to hear is the "doubleplus ungood" enemy.
I seriously hope nintendo breaks down your door kicks your dog and rapes your mommy after shitting on your wife
It's always funny how much /v/ shits on nintendo games being for "toddlers" but they all desperately want to pirate these games. It's okay to admit nintendo makes fun games
>>746680242Actually it was more like.>It will be up a week before the console released.>It will be day 1.>It will be a thing within weeks, you just see.>It will be a thing within months, you just see,>Just wait for the next pokemon bro.>ZA doesn't count, wait for the next REAL pokemon bro.
>>746680242>I-it's not hacked yet because people are waiting for good games!>T-there are no updates because they are afraid nintendo will shut them down!>I-I didn't even want to play their games anyways!Then you have retards on twitter believing someone got a functioning emulator because they used DLSS5 whilst capturing video directly from the console.
>>746680242People also either forget or just weren't aware of how despite the fact that yuzu released in early 2018, it was fucking garbage and essentially unplayable until december 2019/early 2020. You didn't start getting "switch game leaks and is playable on emulator a couple days before" stories until late 2021. This is despite the fact that the switch basically ran on juiced up 3ds architecture, hence why yuzu was basically just a fork of citra, giving them a massive headstart on emulation development. The switch had borderline miraculous conditions for emulation, not seen since the gba days, and it still took over 4 years for them to reach the point that they were claiming switch 2 emulation would somehow be on day 1.
Pic related is why no one is bothering to emulate it yet
>>746680648Another thing people forget is the emulators keep falling apart at the seams with newer games due to a lack of people keeping up with the optimization and the vibecoding trannies running forks like eden shitting up shit that made older stuff run properly.At this point the switch emulation scene is such a goddamn shitshow that you're better off buying a modchipped switch 1 if you want to piratefag.
>>746674734>Sorry anon, but I can't help you. Breaking security measures is both illegal and against the manufacturer's Terms of Service (ToS).
This will happen>Hacker finally properly hacks the console>Proceeds to post it on social media for everybody to see>Nintendo fan reports it to Nintendo>Nintendo ninjas on their way>Hacker is killed
>>746673273All future Nintendo consoles will be considered transphobic for not allowing marginalized turdie genderfreaks to play Nintendo games for free because their monthly tugboat goes toward gray-market HRT, and they can afford nothing else.
>>746674734The switch 1 v2 model, switch lite, and switch oled still all haven't been hacked
>>746674734>We have AI nowConfirmed thirdie, holy shit.
>>746676193You can't play Star-Crossed World on any other console.
>>746680764>>746680815After yuzu were retarded kikes that nearly killed emulation as a whole with their retarded kikery, people are a lot more spooked on obviously making money from current-gen emulation. Problem is, all the highest competency people aren't going to work without being paid. Even when a hack finally does happen, the people who are going to be the first ones trying to get an emulator running (probably without even developing a damn homebrew first) aren't going to be the ones CAPABLE of making a working emulator in the first place.
>>746673273>so what happens in 3 years when we have 100+ exclusives that the thirdies on /v/ cant play?Shitposting will continue until moral improves
>>746681505Mugthief told you that
how can anyone even buy video games in 2026? cost of life is so expensive now there's so many other things I could buy with $70 other than Super Bing Bing Wahoo 2026. I'll play it for free or I won't play it.
The only competetent emu devs in the world ended up working at NVIDIA. You can forget about good emulation from now on.
Don't you need a beefy pc already to run Yuzu/Ryujinx? Imagine that but for the Switch 2 lol, shit's 10 times more powerful.
Shitendo is the most evil and greedy company in human history, and it's not even close
>>746681590competent, holy typo
>>746681605youll survive
>>746681551>cost of life is so expensive nowNot for me.
what are the good exclusives for switch 2
>>746681153>Even if there is a Switch 2 emulator it'll be done by incompetent vibe coderskekA fate worse than death for you guys.
>746681605>Nintendo is the best publisher and developer on earth megalist
>noooooo you can't buy a nintendo console!!! fucking nintendo shills!!!>palworld! palworld! palworld!meanwhile me, the enlightened gamer, with a switch 2 in my room and palworld in my steam library
Do not understand the shilling for this thing. Switch 1? Whole new concept with hybrid form factor, and we knew both BOTW and Oddyssey were coming, among others. Big step up from Wii U.But this... more of the same except worse screen, battery life, and the games cost more while not reaching the highs of Switch 1.
>>746681721Playing through splatoon raiders and disgaea 7 complete right now. By the time I'm done with splatoon raiders, fire emblem will be out. Personally don't care for bing bing wahoo 3D mario, yoshi or donkey kong shit. Ambivalent towards the upcoming OOT remake.
>>746681605>half the things listed have no citations>among the ones that do have "citations", it includes gems such as "I don't ACTUALLY have a source for this, but what I do have is a theory that nintendo is paying amiibo scalpers to buy them to pretend there's demand!">"nintendo is evil for never lowering prices!" and "nintendo is evil for doing a price cut on the 3ds!" still on the same list>bitching about nintendo not wanting to be associated with unofficial competitive scenes>bitching about nintendo shutting down a literal charity scam using their brand and the likeness of a dead youtuber>still citing long debunked kotaku seetheThe longer you look at it, the funnier it gets
>>746682027I'll make a note that you don't understand some things.
>>746673273This console is crap because it relies on a battery that needs to be pampered like a baby.
What games this console have?
>>746681153>Problem is, all the highest competency people aren't going to work without being paid.and the few that would be, and did in fact work on nintendo emulation out of love for nintendo games, got soured on it due to emulation being used as anti-nintendo ammo, which made them work on pss4/ps5 emulation instead
>>746673273Sour grapes.
I'm not convinced that even the tendies think it's good. The only defense has been that the console sold a lot as if that wasn't also the case for PS5
>>746673273all of us should be able to get jobs in 3 years
>>7466737253DS took multiple years iirc
>>746681592Depends on the game, but yes, some like MP 4 and pokemon ZA already require a 4070 or better to run at 1080p and at the intended framerate with all the graphical detail properly emulated, and even then you may get framedips.Let alone higher res and framerates.All the claims even a goydeck runs switch games are due to removing so much graphical detail and textures that the games run while looking like vita games, and even THEN the steam deck still runs like a jet engine while doing so.
Switch 2 is just an LGBT steam deck
>>746682675I remember when some anon decided to "flex" and show that mario odyssey ONLY dipped from 60fps down to the low-mid 40s in an early area with hardly anything loaded in and a cpu temperature at 90C on steamdeck. Can't imagine what it would have done in new donk.
>>746673727>>746673768i genuinely can't think of a single switch 2 game that isn't already essentially on switch 1 and therefore on PC. all of the best pokemon, smash bros, mario kart etc games already released years ago as well (not that tendie shit is worth playing in 2026)>>746673790i'll never buy a nintendo console faggot and you'll never make me. get ready for AI to make switch 2 emulation perfect in 3 months
>>746682774Someone post the linus tech tips troon shilling the deck
>>746682886Guys it's 3 months now, update your calenders.
>>746682923Why do you like troons so much?
>>746681792The snoy is terrified of the idort
>>746682943You are mentally I'll
>>746682923>SOMEONE POST TRANNIESnot helping your case bud
>>746682923Someone post all the tendies that trooned out because link crossdressed in breath of the mild
>still no mario>still no zelda>still no xenokino>still no oledyeah its still a failure of a console until all my demands are met
>dumping his cope folderAlright what did sony do this time?
>>746683701They won. See >>746683021
>>746683720>VGShartzbut seriously what did sony do to you?
>>746683795Better and more reliable source than fascistsu
>>746683837LolLMAO even
>>746678995And there is no kernel access, which is the single most important thing.You can enter and get out of the bank but what is the point of that if you can't get into the vault?
>>746673273>100+ exclusives>woof woof match 3>rip off of whatever viral PC exclusive came out 2 weeks ago>AI asset flip 37PC has thousands of exclusives right now that you are unable to play, by the way
>>746683910There isn't even that, it's a video being played on the screen.
>>746684072Exclusives like Elden Ring Switch 2 Edition LMOA
>>746684209i played elden ring four years ago
>>746678140I also want it but it would be DOA if it's not cross platform.
>>746673273Guess I’ll have to get a fucking job.
>>746683837>famitsu out of nowhere
>>746684401No anon, please you gotta buy tarded edition
>>746683021lmao I didn’t know it was that dire for the shitbox
>>746684686Microsoft be like: wdym no one wants to buy an $800 console with literally 0 exclusives
>>746682923You're gay as hell, dude.
>>746682923
>>746674843is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>46683143Advertising on /v/ is against the rules, Deen.Not even worth a (you).
>>746678915Are they? It doesn't look like they're playing anything at all.
where's fuck nintendo 62?
>>746685459Don't be heartless anon. Niggerdeen needs money to afford another PC handheld while he continues to neglect his wife's children
>>746682923Why do you want to look at trannies, bro?
>>746673273I got one of these things just for Splatoon Raiders. Terrible idea. Gonna sell it if Duckblood is shit.
>>746685283Sorry if this offends you, but I hate white people.
>>746685894We'll survive
Come home, my sons.
bros i might give in, i want to play fire emblem
>>746684506>still seething hard because elden ring is on switch 2fucking kek
>>746685629>tfw haven't checked his channel in months>mf can't even crack 10k views anymoreDamn.
>>746685997>Orbitals>Fire Emblem>Onimusha>Mewgenics>All of this just in SeptemberFeels good.
>>746686282Seriously, how the fuck did MEWGENICS manage to successfully appear on switch?
>>746686038>seethingIts the best game on the switch 2!!!
Switch literally won, there has been no improvements to console hacking after the modchip.Nintendo upended the hacking scene by sending legal threats to hackers and even buying them off to "retire".
>>746686479I wouldn't be so sure. Eden runs like a dream
>>746673768at least I'm not a nigger.
>>746686078WOWEE ZOWIE
>>746686569Yup. It even has multi-player. Playing Ryza 2 and MegamanX Legacy collection currently
>>746684458They can't help it kek
>>746673790Fuck you, you little fucking faggot!!!!
I'll fold for one with the Zelda release. I'd buy one now if it was dark red ngl.
>>746688450Unfortunately the chuddiess are winning>>746683021
>>746673273I'm mildly interested in Donk and Raiders, but with how Jewwy Nintendo has gotten with software prices + upgrade packs + DLCs + paid online, I think I'll hold off until they're bargain bin prices or some kind of hardware exploit is found.Proper emulation is probably never coming. At least, not for a few decades.
>>746675667>>746675757>weeks the retards were trying to claim the switch 2 emulator was out and running games BEFORE the console even launched
>>746683021>VGshartzreminder that these fags openly admit they make up numbers out of thin air to try make sony look good
>>7466737253DS took a long while
>>746685997>editing a comic about indies to make it about corpo dicksuckingFor shame.
>>746690617Tendies are unhinged
>hes samefagging his own low quality falseflags now I see hes still afraid to post image 62
>>746690617lol
>>746673273>so what happens in 3 years when we have 100+ exclusives that the thirdies on /v/ cant play?Nothing, I'll just keep my shitch poo, but I'll sell it, as soon, as we get a solid switch 2 emu. I'll only buy ((switch2))) physical exclusives. I love tendie exclusives, but I'm not a big fan of the console, I play mostly docked anyway, so playing on PC would be better for me, resolution bump and mods + I'll have them forever preserved. I think only Duskbloods and/or the next big Smash bros ""if"" the online is good, could make me keep my Shitch Poo.
>>746673273they'll find some way to become even more insane than they already are it is completely clear that Nintendo Derangement Syndrome has no limits to how severe it can become
No OLED no buy, simple as, call me when you fix your console
>>746691256You're both insane.
>>746691368Still trying this, eh ACfag?I've still yet to see any nintendo posters anywhere near as vile as the average sony cultist
>>746690521Nintendo is an indie company at heart, no other AAA studio would put out games like Rhythm Heaven and Tomodachi Life.
>>746691510Terraria is boring, you're all insane shitposters and spammers subservient to corporations that treat you like dirt.
>>746691551nigga what? They're one of the industry leaders
>>746691551>indie budget>AAA price tags>indie at heartNo.
>>746673727Here comes the cope
>>746691594>the sony cultist starts foaming at the mouth when someone posts an image with the text "I love playing video games" on it
>>746673273>so what happens in 3 years when we have 100+ exclusives that the thirdies on /v/ cant play?They will be forgotten of course, completely memory holed. I mean no one remembers splatoon raiders anymore, or kirby air riders, or star fox or metroid prime 4.And the longer it goes the more it will be forgotten
Feels good to win.
>>746674298This holy shit it's been 15 months and it has nothing worth playing.
>>746673273Next year Pokemon WW comes out. Once that happens 16M autists will descend on the console, and at least a few of them will figure out a way to hack it. They always do.
>This holy shit it's been 15 months and it has nothing worth playing.
>>746675232>>746675390>>746675675Home tracker was added to Home after Home support was added to SwSh, meaning Pokemon from Gen 3-7 could have been sent to SwSh first, then later sent to Home from there. Which is to say, as long a Gen 3-7 Pokemon has legal origin information, it can be sent to Home for the first time from SwSh and you can just inject into Gen 8.
>>746692281Its funny how much the "PS3 has no games" meme has permanently scarred the sony fanboy's minds so badly they've spent 10 years desperately trying to turn it around onto the switch, then the switch 2, despite the switch 2 having more exclusives in just a few months than the PS5 did in 5 years
>>746691945To add to this even the duskbloods got memory holed somehow even though the network test only ended pretty recently. You'd think there'd be more people talking about it, there's not even much lore videos for the game when that should be the talk and big interest for fromsoft games but it just seems like no one cares enough for the duskbloods lore?
>>746674298Wii U wasn't that much better. The first game I remember being shilled hard for it was TW101 and even though everyone loved platinum at the time the game was a niche thing that most people weren't gonna be into regardless of quality. After that I think was Bayo 2 and more first party stuff which was just about two years into its lifecycle. Oh well, still more exclusives than dudebro consoles
>>746692479ahh sweetnew snoy cope just dropped
>>746676401
>>746692587Who the fuck is that.
>>746692479>/V/ faggots can't emulate snd play Nintendo games for free anymore>Discussion surrounding them takes a massive nosediveGood for me kek.
>>746692198crazy how many reverse engineering tech efforts ultimately came from the fact pokefags needed their shiny arceus or whatever
>>746673273South American poors already wasted their 15+ years of life savings on Steam Decks to play Nintendo Switch games at 15 fps. It will take them another 20 years of saving couch change earned in the salt mines to afford a used Nintendo Switch 2 eventually.
I am ALWAYS late to the party when it comes to Nintendo games. I only got my OLED Switch this year when I scored on a killer deal on a used "like new" OLED Switch and a bunch of goodies for just $200. I've been playing a ton of Switch games recently.Maybe I'll get a Switch 2 in like 5-10years. I'm still chipping away at my Switch1 backlog, so I don't care.
>>746692552you could at least actually explain why im wrong instead of just saying its cope.
>>746692932How do I unsubscribe from this blog?
>>746673725Wii U took a very very long time discounting vwii hacks. Loadiine must've been 2015 or even later iirc.
>>746692479>wow, tendies aren't making daily threads about game that isn't even out yetWhat a pathetic attempt of a "gotcha"
>>746688927Fake numbers
>>746689960Don't cooy from Nintendo and you won't get sued. Not that hard.
>>746691081>
>>746692932Same. Nintendo consoles are great if you get them right as they're at the tail end. I remember the Wii was awesome since you got a free gamecube with it.
The only game I want to play is splat raiders, I'd rather wait 20 years for an emulator than pay 700 dollars or whatever it is now for one singular game
>>746682923This post made trannies really angry for some reason
>>746693257based tendie, but this is the switch 1... not the 2...
>>746693535Steamies still haven't recovered from the massive price hike the Deck got, please understand.
>>746676405That's funny but Strip mahjongonly available on Steam btw
>>746693574Why would I be upset the system I got for $300 is now worth double that? It's not like any of this is stopping PC from continuing to crush consoles. Price hikes on consoles hurt those ecosystems far, far more.
>>746674110>the seethe when Oot comes out will be imensetendie delusions are grand as usual. literally no one cares about this ugly as fuck youtube tier "remake"
>>746693891>literally no one cares about this ugly as fuck youtube tier "remake">He says that while crying and having a screencap of the reveal trailer saveduh-huh
>>746673273one day might get a hardmod, Nintendo put anti hardmod tech into it, and the teen tech geniuses from 10-15 years ago are all grown up and nobody has replaced them
>>746693698Is it even japanese? Because non-JP devs can get away with a lot of shit and this looks westoid like huniepop.
>>746694092>saved>file.pngRetard
>>746680908Yes they have you liar
>>746694105But surely zoomer vibe coders can do it, right?
>>746673273We say they are all shit. Duh
>>746673273>ex sony fags still butthurt that they need a really old nintendo account to play.
>>746673273>you get discount games, and lot more.>as long you don't delete you own it even to play offline.I can't believe how retard and butthurt sonyfags are.>20 dollars yearly sibscription nintendo online.>get to play megadrive, gba, pc engine, neogeo and whatever available thing i find for free as long i paid.
>>746674298name 3 games worth playing Switch 1
>>746673273theres a difference between cant and dont want to
>>746694690Says it's developed by illumination Also says that its a spiritual sequel to the arcade classic
>>746673273if it's not hacked by then it'll at least get a flash cart i imagine
>>746682886>>746688367The best posts on /v/ by far. I am laffin fo real
Man, the snoys are seething today. Is it because Elden Ring is popular on the Switch 2?
>>746690521most indies are ripping off Nintendo anyway
>>746680070The irony here is thinking tony needing exclusives.
>>746680070turns out sony cultists can't actually make anything, all they can do is take memes made by others and lazily try to make it anti-nintendo
>>746698456I remember you niggers saying the exact same thing about the FF7 demake and it turns out that it flopped
>>746673273Zoomers don't know about PS3 being "unhackable"Truth is with the rise of cheap PC handhelds, there is less of a reason for some nerds to look for some buffer overflow exploit Nintendo or some other dev left in.
>>746674110>laughs at snoys for only buying remakes>calls ootfags ootsnoys for not liking the shitty ubisoft zelda games>proceeds to shill the fuck out of the oot remakeDo tendies even have free will?
>>746700218its always funny watching sony cultists try do the historical revisionism
>>746673273Just go retroBut normies gotta be hip and have the latestIf fomo or stonkfag shit dictates your gaming choices, please proceed to drink 8 gallons of bleach
>>746700280Nigger you faggots made a thousand threads claiming how it sold out and everything but then it proceeded to sell like dogshit anyway
>>746700327meanwhile snoys made thousands of threads praising it as the greatest game ever when you thought it was exclusive to playstation, and when the switch port ended up decent you turn around and start screaming its dogshit
>>746676187>other games are shit so it doesn't matter that Nintendo haven't released anything playable since the GCHow about you kill yourself?
>>746700419We've been laughing at the time jannies ever since the demake released. The only retards praising that dogshit is you faggots because you're now able to play that garbage. That's how you dishonest fags always work. What happened to Elden Ring being rollslop? Now you faggots suddenly like that shitOnce BG3 releases on the shitch, you faggots will suddenly start pretending that it was good despite you niggers getting insanely angry when that game destroyed botw's dlc at the goty awards
>>746676707Why don't you just buy multiple copies to offset me and other pirates playing it for free?
>>746700540Mentally ill tendie cucks already do that though
>>746700493>sony cattle going full schizo because people can remember how games were received at their launch funny you try use elden ring when snoys were seething about it not only being multiplat from day one, but also selling and running best on PC, lets also not pretend that dark souls hasn't been on the switch for almost a decade at this point
>>746674110Why should i play shitty remake and a inferior Darksiders game?Darksiders 4 will rape that bitch, 2 already did for that matter.>>746673727thisthere is genuinely nothing great coming for Switch 2 in the future, its the PS4/Xone of this generation
>>746673790Air ride was tempting, but otherwise they don't have shit GTA 6 is out in a few months Nintendo can eat shit for awhile until they remember how to make good games and consoles that aren't ass
>>746700631ok but I am a PCfag, why are you so obcessed with snoys?You're still missing out on demon souls, dark souls 2, dark souls 3, bloodborne, sekiro and nightreign. You spent 2 decades calling those games rollslop, don't try to deny it.
>>746700701not fooling anyone
>>746700786Yes you're notI fucking love being a PCfag so much, I can bully mentally ill tendies all the time and snoyfags will always take the blame
>>746700863if you want to try this "larp as a PCfag" thing you really need to not have a meltdown every time someone insults sony and its cultists
>>746700120>try to find out if anon is telling the truth and that this meme was stolen or not>try to image search and find the source but the only source are Nintendo exclusive related onesAre you sure this came out first? Or did you just made it, thus meaning you stole it first.
>>746701012>meltdown
>>746701092the meme existed before a mindbroken snoy failed to make it correctly sorry to burst your bubble, you probably thought you were really onto something for a minute there
>>746701152yes, meltdown see >>746700493
kek ACbaldy meltdown
>>746701160I just wanted to know where the source is from. Like is the snoy one really the first iteration of the memeWas it really stolen?
>>746673727This but unironically considering how much well made derivatives of these sell.
>>746673273>unhackableNo such thing.
>>746679948>>746680070>>746700120I am actually curious of the answer. IF tendies don't have first party exclusives, what do they have?
>context of a meme is that spiderman says he is nothing without the suit and gadgets tony gave him and tony saying that if thats true then he shouldn't have them at all >mindbroken snoy tries to make a console warring version where nintendo says nintendo is nothing without the games they made themselves
>>746701487The funny part here is that you autists are so hellbent on the context of the meme when it doesn't really matter, no other iteration of the meme uses the actual context of the scene, just the wording of it it. >i am nothing without this thing>if you are nothing without the thing then you don't deserve them>i am nothing without nukes>if you are nothing without nukes then you don't deserve themAnd etc and etc. That's the point of the meme and nothing else.
no oled no buy
>>746673273Patience is the greatest virtueThey said the same about denuvo.
>>746673790>The fomo once Nintendo starts really dropping the heavy hitters such as? kek
>nobody is buying the switch 2 (fastest selling console ever)>switch 2 has no games they don't sell and they suck (but i hope it'll be hacked soon so i can play them)
>>746702071I just want the shitch 2 to get hacked so I can have another way of pirating denuvo games just like how it happened to the shitch 1
>>746701197How is it a meltdown when all I am doing is calling you subhumans out? If anything, you're the one having a melty since it seems that I hit a bulls eye
>>746692112why did this make me hard
>>746673273100 of them and not one worth playing
>>746673273>unhackablehow many times does it have to happen until people learn? every single generation.
>>746702310You're posting "shitch" and "shitch 2" all over the place. That's how we know you're seething hard.
>>746702280HIVisor exists
>>746700701Anon their mask fell off ages ago.
They said the same about PS5 yet it got hacked
>>746673273Eh, personally got mine as a gift last year. the only game that interest me as of now is the next xenoblade game but that's it.i do expect the switch 2 to get hacked or emulators made in the near future (so like next decade realistically considering how gunho schizo nintendo is currently)
>>746673273you guys said the 3ds was unhackableand the wiiuand the switch and guess what? all of them are playable on my pc
this ages like milk every single time
>>746673273>what happens when [thing that won't happen]idk
>>746673273>so what happens in 3 years when we have 100+ exclusives that the thirdies on /v/ cant play?a whole lot more>i-IT'S SHIT>THE PREVIOUS GAME'S BETTER ANYWAY>GLOFIRIED DLC>DOESN'T COUNTsour grapes copebut you just know the second emulation drops (however long it may take) they'll be rushing to play them all, regardless of what they say
>>746692335>Home tracker was added to Home after Home support was added to SwSh, meaning Pokemon from Gen 3-7 could have been sent to SwSh first, then later sent to Home from there. Which is to say, as long a Gen 3-7 Pokemon has legal origin information, it can be sent to Home for the first time from SwSh and you can just inject into Gen 8.wait is that actually true? The way everybody talked about it I was always under the impression the Home Tracker was there right from the beginning and you won't be able to move any injected gen3-7 pokemon into Home once Bank shuts down. Is this whole panic just for nothing if you're using a hacked switch?
>>746706465pro tip: when talking about anything nintendo you have to constantly fact check with tutorials on how to do something, because everything is muddled by hordes of NDS retardation
>>746691368>"I like video games">"I want to see your children raped to death">"Clearly, both of these are just as bad"
>>746705124The fact that changing a single letter is enough to piss you off says a a lot about you
>>746678995>put image on switch 1 then transfer it to switch 2>LOOK ITS LE HACKEDfell for it again award
>>746696036mario, luigi, zelda
>>746706716Yeah, it's funny how much calling the shitch and shitch poo what they are lives rent free in every tendies head
>>746693180This but fascistsu
>>746692932Dude, the best way to play Switch 1 games is on the Switch 2. You can't go back after playing Breath of the Wild in 60FPS
>>746707116But I played that game at 120fps on PC
>>746707116That's why I am waiting for hacked/chipped switch 2 lite
baldy cope
>>746694690illumination is literally the subsidiary of illusion, the makes of AA and koikatsu
>>746706808This
>>746706808>>746707332ps literally called piss btw
>>746673790This does prove that piracy is theft and if you force pirates to choose, they will pay. Meaning what they pirate is in actuality a lost sale.
>>746707616>needing to add 2 charactersShitch is the better insult
>>746675829I'm not that anon, but exclusive games give companies a reason to keep iterating on their own hardware and consoles. Once they develop their games for every computing device the experimentation is over. There's no room for another Wii or DS. You can forget about any hardware innovation driving novel gameplay. Having a healthy ecosystem with multiple companies iterating on hardware benefits consumers. In theory it sounds great to have games playable on all computing devices. In practice it will lead to homogeneity. I think we're trending this way eventually, and outside of a new innovation in VR or Nintendo doing something wacky the future of video games is looking quite dull.
>>746708003plus, shit is a lot worse of an isnult than piss
>>746708094You are mentally I'll
>>746707116I played BotW at an unstable 30 fps on a Wii U almost 10 years ago. I liked the 180 hours I spent on it but I'm not going back.
>>746681605What was the Smash event where Nintendo waited until a few days before it started to tell the organizers they had to cancel it? They intentionally waited until they could inflict the most harm, because by that point the organizers had already paid money for the hotel block and the event space. They lost tens of thousands of dollars. All because Nintendo hates their fans.
>>746708538Bet you $50 when I look this up, it will actually be that nintendo said they need to change their branding so no one would look at it and assume this was officially sanctioned by nintendo (because of the grooming problems in fighting game communities) and they flipped the fuck out and cancelled the event
>>746677693To be honest, owning a Switch 2 is mostly about comfortable gaming to me. I use mostly use mine to play Tears of the Kingdom, Binding of Isaac, and Tetris. Other games by longest play time: Hollow Knight, Persona 5 Royal, Breath of the Wild, and Xenoblade Chronicles. I feel like the hardware was the best value on the market prior to the fifty dollar price increase. I have used a Steam Deck, so my comparison isn't blind. The Switch 2 reduces friction that I no longer have patience for as a sleep deprived older gamer. Over a decade ago I was still into PC gaming. I built my own gaming rig, and tinkered with it. It was good value back then, but these days I think I would just put all my money into the best smartphone I could afford and frankly, disgusting as it sounds, stick to playing what I could curate or emulate there. I would not recommend a modern console to any gamer that isn't seriously interested in a specific game. I think consoles are on their way out as a value proposition. But low-end PC gaming and Nintendo Switch 1 and 2 are still viable. Full disclosure: historically I am a huge Sony fanboy. I owned the a PS2, two PSPs, six PS3s, a PS4, and a PS5. I do NOT recommend Sony.
>>746708538Oh no! Not the poor little heckin child molesterinos! This is not wholesome chungus, this is heckin trans genocide!
>>746708308INVENT THOSE BLUEPRINTS
>>746708308>dumb phoneposter getting auto corrected kekDid school start today for you tendie?
>>746708308Yes, but I'm also likely correct. The future of gaming is looking like homogeneous and mundane improvements like "better" graphics, AI filters, AI upscaling, AI generated content, and very little novel hardware experimentation. Video game controllers are worse than they've ever been. Nintendo's boring tablets are the most "creative" hardware we've seen this decade unfortunately. But they're convenient at least.
>>746706716The fact that you can't hide how much you're melting down over the Switch and Switch 2 doing well just shows how unhinged you've become.
>Release a controller with shitty analog sticks that drift after 6-12 months of use>Tell customers, "Tough shit! Guess you'll be buying new controllers every year!">Class action lawsuit happens>Oh, it was always our intent to fix any broken controllers! Just send them in and we'll fix them or send a replacement!Nintendo: always trying to save face
>>746708940https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22You%20are%20mentally%20I%27ll%22/Yes, I'm sure this is actually all just a tendie falseflagging. This time for sure, you'll convince someone.
>>746708765>Everyone I or Nintendo doesn't like is a pedoOk Ninten drone
>>746709209Only tendies ever do that. See >>746690617
>>746709320>linking to a falseflag postlol
>>746709415That's not a falseflag. Tendies just act like that
>>746682027To be completely honest I was going to skip Switch 2. I caved and got one and instantly loved how it felt like an upgrade to my day. The larger screen size was an upgrade for me. I was previously struggling to enjoy a lot of games on the smaller screens. In particular, any game that was 3D with real-time action was not enjoyable for me handheld last gen. The new console feels more comfortable to hold. You can also charge it from the top while playing so this for me means I can play handheld all day if I choose to unlike the previous models. Original Switch 1 barely lasted me half an hour playing BotW handheld. This one lasts me three times longer at a minimum. Though I'll concede that later Switch 1 models improved the battery life performance and are superior in that regard. Quicker load times and improved framerates and resolutions for many games are also a thing. The price was the most reasonable on the market compared to all other options in the console niche.
>>746695161They were hacked only with a chip, software hacking does not exist and never will.
>>746709525Of note, the chip was only developed by reverse engineering from the already hacked switch v1 model.
>>746709525Using a chip does not negate the achievement
>>746709847You can't make the chip without the v1 model being hacked first. That's like saying you walked up 99 flights of stairs when you actually just took an elevator from floor 1 up to floor 99 and then took the stairs from 99 to floor 100.
>>746673273>100+ exclusivesname them
I expected Switch 2 to be hacked around Pokémon Gen 10 (Winds & Waves) but Sciresm retired months ago.It might be over.
>>746673273In two years, this will be the only console in retailers.
>>746710065>>746711665>>746711846You are mentally I'll
>>746712107>Nintendo losing to Nintendo
>>746712565>"losing"What this actually says is that even when you give the switch 1 an extra 3 months of sales, the switch 2 is only BARELY behind. It sold significantly more than the gap in july alone in the US.
>>746686882>i suck poopy aids cock but i'm not a le nigger!!LMAO
>>746682923I love trannies
>>746682923Man, this one really pissed them off
I don't envy games that suffer from serious performance issues because of the hardware they released on.
>>746709847When this >>746709650 is a major reason the future revision hacks even happened in the first place, it kind of does.
>>746673273if japans economy collapses, so does nintendo. therefore actions that accelerate that are preferred. just keep that in mind.
>>746709847That's like saying downloading a publicly available crack is the exact same as cracking a game yourself. The makers of the chip didn't do shit, they loaded up an existing hack someone else made and put all the effort into.
>>746673727There aren't any Mario, Pokemon, or Zelda exclusives for the Switch 2.
>>746712107post fuck nintendo 62!
>>746713391>>746713518Tendie samefag. You are mentally I'll>>746713971There is no "fuck nintendo 62.jpg", and there never was one. If I were to let a filthy subhuman like you take a look at my folder, you would see that it's not there. You are mentally I'll
>>746714196>take a look at my folderI'd prefer the police look into that.
>>746676068Brown people play gta5 mods for eternity
>>746714196Wasn't it a png? Man, you really get more like patrick tomlinson every day, you've even got the "technicality tomlinson" routine down.
>>746673273100 remakes you say?
>>746676120>trying to make pirates look retardedYou did that yourselves lol
It's unhackable not because it is impossible but rather Nintendo cut off the roots of the hacking scene through blackmail, legal threats and mob style finishers.It's also a generational thing, the old Gen X'ers and millennials are slowly retiring/disappearing while zoomzooms are too inept to even homebrew.
>>746715041It's a bit of all 3. We have to wait for some miracle exploit to pretty much just fall out of the sky and into our laps for things to actually begin. Once that happens, who knows how many oldheads will still even be around and not retired, zoomzooms have fucking killed the open source versions of yuzu and ryujinx by trying to update them with vibecoded ai slop. And even when you look at the few competent people left when a hack DOES finally happen, none of them are going to be motivated enough by "clout" to stick their necks out for free to try and get the ball really rolling.
>>746673727Remember when they tried to pretend that Metroid game was good?
>>746717292I'm glad shitroid: dread in the water flopped and only sold 500k globally. Inironically, selling a TWO DIMENSIONAL "game" for full price should be illegal, and I'm not kidding
>>746701358>no repliesI guess they really don't have anything but exclusives
>Inironicallymelty
>>746717940>pls take my bait...
>>746700440Since the N64.
>>746678140I doubt it, even if it comes eventually, I doubt either Fromsoft or Nintendo would want it competing with Duskbloods. No reason to split the playerbase between 2 different online multiplayer From games.
>>746712107>all this with no Zelda, no Mario, no Pokémon, no SmashIt's a wonder it's selling at all, but it will fucking rocket once it gets actual system sellers.
>>746718895It's such a funny, yet weirdly common talking point. Sure, the switch 2 is selling NOW, but when it gets an exclusive, mainline pokemon game? Hoo boy, those sales are gonna fall off a cliff!
>>746709445So in other words, you believe the way you act is the way anyone who's in opposition to you act.
>>746719120Games move systems and none of the IPs that sell well have debuted on the 2 yet.
>>746718009I accept you concession
>>746718895pokopia is better than turn-based boomerslop
>>746719519If it isn't mainline it doesn't sell. As if this is the first time Pokémon gets a spinoff that's better than mainline.
>>746717721>mindbroken so hard by Dread that you forgot Prime 4 even existed
>>746719508My name's not concession, but thanks, I guess.
>>746719320So, why would the switch 2 STOP selling when those tentpole IPs do debut on the switch 2?
>>746719827It's already stopped
this will get hacked by the time the new pokemon or new 3d mario game comes out
>>746677349The Switch is a handheld and people bought multiple. ALSO it came out near the end of the PS4 peak, when sony turned into snoy and it all started turning to shit, just like what happened with the 360.
>>746720136How do you think hacking works?
>>746720305There's no games anyone gives a fuck about on the switch 2 yet so there's not a lot of eyes on cracking it. When the newest bing bang wahoo and pokemon game are about to drop there will be more effort in hacking the system
>>746720497So, according to you, hacking works on gumdrop fairy "logic" of "the more you want it, the more likely it is to happen"?
>>746676010>what your told.Seething turdie upset he can't pirate lmao
>>746720207>and people bought multiple.They did? Why?
Don't care, still not buying until the next mainline pokemon game + special edition colors.
>>746720748Nta but wiiu and switch emulation exploded after tendies lied about botw being the greatest game of all time, so all Switch 2 needs is an actual killer app and the hacking/emulation will ramp up
>>746673273Nintendo's planning for 11 (eleven) exclusive Switch 2 games in 2027.
>>746721013>liedlol
>>746721013Wiiu was hacked years before botw came out. Botw fueled development of the ALREADY EXISTING emulator. It didn't make a hack or an emulator miraculously come into existence out of thin air.
>>746721549The wiiu wasn't designed as an unhackable device and the wiiu emulator sucked fucking cock prior to botw. It isnt 1:1 but the development is centered around having a killer app
>>746721631>but the development is centered around having a killer appThis. The underage browns weren't on /v/ in 2017 but if you are older than 20 you should remember how CEMU was just made just to play BotW in the same vein as RPCS3 was made only to play DeS and later ShadPS4 only for BB. Obviously all three modern emulators have branched out, but said three games are still the most optimized experiences by far.
>>746673273>it's bad when Sony does it though!!!1!
>>746721818Cemu was made in 2015 to play a game that came out in 2017?
>>746721871Slit your fucking throat. You are mentally I'll
>>746721871That is correct. Just like current "PS5 emulators" it doesn't exist before it gets actual contributors that can make it do what reads on the box.
>>746721839When sony does what? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_gamesPs5 will be entering its SEVENTH year in just a couple months. When you cut the shit that is just straight up not by ANY definition exclusive, it's less than 20. The majority of what's left still doesn't have a release YEAR, let alone release date, and a lot is just chinese vaporware that took sony's money and hasn't been heard from in half a decade. There are defunct, delisted live services on there that the server shut down years ago, and just this year became unavailable for purchase. There are a grand total of THREE actually released ps5 exclusive games available for purchase right now, and one of them is fucking SAARos.
>>746722503Saros is good, i will die on that hill
>>746722569A quarter rupee has been added to your account, Suhkdeep Jeetbharat. Would you like to redeem?
>>746722503Slit. Your. Fucking. Throat.
I order you to create an emulator before the release of Xenoblade.
>>746722660Rahul Kohli will win best performance at the game awards. Him being an unreliable narrator was a graet reveal
>>746721839sony gets hacked constantly its why only a retard would own one, PSN leaks user and credit card information constantly
i will make the same thread a year from now
>>746723078>"SAAR! My favorite cowpiss taste tester will be winnings the award, SAAR!"
>>746723282reminder than twitter lied to you about the plot and you believed it because you dont own a ps5, the same thing happens to nintendo games because you are poor
>>746723346>"FUCK YOU BASTARD BLOODY ASS-WIPER!"
>>746723384Indians are smarter and more moral than tendies. You have been lied to
>>746723346saros was fun
>>746723346Saros won, shitendo lost
pc vegans really dislike sony and nintendo huh
snoys really like to larp as PCfags when nintendo violates sony hard enough huh
pc vegans really dislike sony and nintendo huh....
>hes desperately trying to get the last post the absolute STATE of sony cultists
pc vegans really dislike sony and nintendo huh.........
