>Builds a PMC entirely out of attractive young women How does he do it?
Lots of money and nanomachines.
>>746677893"bitches love my moustache"why did he pick only very mentally unstable women?
>>746677893He was possessed by a young hot guy.
>>746678365Are the Frog's supposed to be unstable?
>>746677893In retrospect this series was significantly hornier than it already looked, which was a lot.
>>746677893If MGS4 came out today /pol/tards would call it woke
>>746680348you're the one bringing politics into a silly thread
Okay but why did he actually do it.
>>746677893by repeating the missions with female prisoners you can extract, duh
>>746678507They are women. Of course they are unstable.
>>746677893Nanomachines, obv.
>>746677893>How does he do it?By being a non-threatening gay man
>>746677893Former child soldiers pulled from wartorn places that were caused by the lalilulelo's war economy.Basically what Big Boss and Venom Snake did in PW and V
>>746677893he's like cm punk>>746678365>why did he pick only very mentally unstable women?also cm punk
What was her fucking problem?
>>746677893Being fictional certainly helps. In my experience with teaching people guns the first thing most women do when handed a gun is put their finger on the trigger even after being told explicitly not to do that.
>>746677893I played MGS4 as a teenager. My mental image of him has always been "old guy with long hair and he's bald on top"I look at this picture of him and realize that his hairline is the same as mine is now.
This was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen
>>746689515you ain't seen nothing yet
>>746689464Even the Boss' genes can't protect him from the Norwood Reaper. It came for him just like it came for his dad.
>>746677893he's a isekai harem protagonist
>>746690092>nanomachines that prevents death from untreatable cancer>no cure for the norwoodgrim
>>746689515I forgot this was in the game
>>746689464If I wore a bandanna like snake I'd have two bald patches sticking out with broken fine hair sticking straight out. could always be worse
>>746688869kinda based honestly >Do not EVER touch the trigger until I say so soldier. The gun may be unloaded but it is DANGEROUS. A gun is a weapon not a TOY. Ten HUT!>mmmm what does it matter really and I want to know what it feels like isn’t that the point hmmmmm >NO. STOP TOUCHING THE TRIGGER. STOP THAT NOW.
>>746677893They thought he was Geralt
>>746681379Because all the villains are retarded and he thought to himself "I'm gonna trick every last one of these guys, but in the dumbest way imaginable. They'll NEVER recover from this."And he succeeded.
MGS4 commits the cruelest character assassination to Solid Snake after MGS2. That game felt like Kojima barely gave a fuck.
>>746691017How so? Old Snake felt like more of a character than ever to me, I actually think making him a grumpy old man suits his entire identity better.
i remembered mgs4 being really cool and kino when I played it as a kid but I've been watching forsen play it a bit and it's actual dogshit.
>>746691894he's geriatric and fucking retarded what do you expect
>>746690290
>>746691991Geriatric?Retarded?
>>746691175Esp considering snake was already pretty grumpy even in mgs1
>>746691894who the fuck is forsen you to watch streamer garbage
>>746689464Sounds like you look badass.
>>746693176You are a kind soul
>>746677893It male power fantasy
>>746693205based
>>746688738no male-figure growing up, a tale as old as time
>>746694307When I saw her grabbing at Vamp's knife-dick I was shocked. Otacon should have flown in and killed her with his hands
>>746680348Obsessed
>>746677893The only thing that prevents women from becoming super soldiers is their emotions. Supress them with nanomachines and wa-la, you have an army.
>>746677893I still don't understand why Ocelot thought it was a good idea to transplant, initially, Liquid's arm onto his and hypnotize himself to think he is Liquid. This whole 'trick the Patriot AIs' thing is downright retarded when Solid was unknowingly sent by the AIs to eliminate Liquid since he's a loose thread.
>>746694656It IS retarded, but that's what makes it cool
>>746694656After all these years Im still with the theory that its Ocelots fathers genes that let liquids soul take over, not stupid ass brainwashing.
>>746694735No, it's way better as ocelot being a super BB fanboy and he's so into it he actually believes he's a son of the boss. It just makes sense, he idolized Big Boss
>>746677893The end fight makes no sense. He was manipulating Snake the whole time and basically accomplished everything he wanted through him, so why would he holding a grudge or whatever that would motivate him to engage in a fight?
>>746694963>Big Boss's biggest fan vs Big Boss's only successful sonI wonder
>>746694963Liquid Ocelot clearly says there's no point in fighting. But they gotta have a final boss fight so fuck it
>doesnt fill his base with cute girlsanon i know youre queer dont need to play dumb
>>746694963he was a drama queen to the end
>>746694686>>746694735Even then, I'm still unsure why the Patriot AIs didn't kill him sooner. Ocelot has a majority control of militaries around the world but the AIs still had some of them under their thumb. Why didn't they just send someone to kill him?
>>746694963>accomplished everything he wanted through himHe thought he did. That doesn't change your point, though.
>>746695332>Revolver "I wanna kiss the boss so I kissed his son" Ocelot>not a fag
>>746677893How the hell did he get/stay so ripped at old age?
>>746695467He gained control of the SOP (the emotion regulation nanomachines present in every soldier) in act 1, all those soldiers you saw struggling were left brain dead. Naomi saw his vision through and perfected the guns of the patriots, locking everyone but him from using arms
>>746692026>>746690290>Mount Hushmore
>>746691175I don't mind Old Snake as an idea, but the story doesn't really have Snake do anything but grunt and demonstrate grit. That's fine and all, but hardly revelatory. He's been capable of grunting since 1998 and persistent since 1987. Snake in MGS4 is just a vehicle for an exhaustive and exhausting series of Power Point presentations and history lectures, like Snake enrolled in Metal Gear 101. How many interesting conversations does Old Snake have in MGS4? I mean actual fucking dialogue, not Big Mama rambling like a dumb cunt or Big Boss rambling like an even dumber cunt or Naomi giving him a science lesson. Actual exchanges. The only one that comes to mind right now is the conversation he has with Otacon about Big Boss and his reputation, and it's not as if MGS4 is afraid of dialogue.
>>746695892
>>746689464Pretty normal hairline for a grown man. It's an especially lot of hair for a 70 year old. I'm not sure how the fuck you ever interpreted that as bald.
>>746695994Exactly.
>>746694656I love MGS2, but it was also one of the worst parts of MGS2 and it was still bad even after MGS3 established the Sorrow.
>>746696053exactly what
>>746695994Imagine an old dying hero who still has it telling you this when you think you've failed. Doesn't get much more heroic than that
>>746692026solidus, old snek, liquid, boss
Ocelot likes to scout talent. Chronologically, we see it going back to MGS5 when he implores you to spare Quiet, to bring her back to base and use her as a companion. Throughout the years, I like to think he's had the same sort of reaction toward Liquid's Foxhound, Dead Cell, and the Beauties. He recruits powerful soldiers who are strong enough to be "boss battles." He respects their strength and uses them as pawns.
>>746695567I KISSED A SNAKE AND I LIKED IT
>>746691017I wish Kojima didn't have this odd resentment towards Snake, it's actually quite painful to see such a kind and enduring character be bullied by the narrative so much. Doesn't help that a lot of us oldfags grew up with him.
>>746694963Ocelot has always had a weird sort of rivalry with Snake
>>746677893it really bugs me that Kojima took out the paranormal element out of Ocelot and Metal Gear in general. Why the fuck would you introduce a character like The Sorrow if your just gonna retcon Ocelot being possessed into him brainwashing himself (retarded) into thinking he’s Liquid?
>>746696576>Ocelot gets to relive seeing a shirtless Big Boss restrained and tortured againWonder if he got a boner during this scene.
>>746696596I think the most sensible understanding is that he was actually getting possessed but replaced the arm and underwent hypnosis to get a more stable result. It's stupid either way, though. I don't think Liquid should have come back at all in any form.
my headcanon is Ocelot resents snake for looking like his idol yet being his own person who is nothing like BB, ruining the illusion that he's still with him
>>746696724It’s obvious Kojima regretted killing off Liquid so early, he just found the most convoluted way to bring him back and just stuck with it
>>746691017>MGS4 commits the cruelest character assassination to Solid Snake after MGS2. That game felt like Kojima barely gave a fuck.If you were there at the time, you would know that Kojima wanted to move on from Solid Snake to do other things. Thing is, people just couldn't let go of Solid Snake and were still salty over MGS2 that it didn't turn out the way they were expecting it to. Konami forced Kojima's hand because the development team he built didn't want to touch Solid Snake without his involvement. That's why everything is done the way it is, because he wanted to put Solid Snake to rest once and for all with zero loose ends. Not only that, but he became more interested in Big Boss which didn't help.
>>746696849>Not only that, but he became more interested in Big Boss which didn't helpBig Boss a SHIT
>>746695332Ocelot literally only has oneitis for Big Boss.
>>746696479You were bullied for being a faggot and you projected it onto snake
>>746696849This post. Plus that's why those early trailers had the whole No Place for Hideo shit in them because people were getting all autistic online thinking he wasn't directing the game.
>>746694307>no male-figure growing upShe had both Gray Fox and Big Boss though
>>746677893Kojima was most likely inspired by Gadafi having a personal bodyguard unit (or something like that) made entirely out of women, under theory that women are more loyal cause of sexual attraction (especially to man of power and lots of money), but it was more like a cleverly disguised harem with an extra function.Considering Ocelot was at the time "possessed" by Liquid, who had been previously described as completely uninterested in sex, makes it a bit weird.
>>746697046I'm a straight woman
>>746697092You're a gay male
>>746694963>The end fight makes no sense.Who cares, it was kino.
>>746697112Nope.
>>746697137Yup. Tits or gtfo, you know the rules
>>746697091>Considering Ocelot was at the time "possessed" by Liquid, who had been previously described as completely uninterested in sex, makes it a bit weirdYou ignoring the fact that Ocelot is also a flaming faggot?
>>746697064>two men with raging hard ons for battle/warYeah, probably not the best role models for a little girl growing up. Especially when one of them killed her parents.
>>746697159Your original response was a retarded non-sequitir btw.
>>746697208Tits or gtfo, you know the rules
>>746697226You're not gonna get them, faggot.
>>746697252Calling me a faggot. You don't have tits, you're a male
while were talking MGS, Big Boss is an absolute dirtbag and no amount of sad speeches will change that
>>746696334Snake being a better father figure to Raiden than Solidus is a nice touch
>>746681379To make the Patriots believe that he was truly possessed by Liquid since Ocelot would only surround himself with a harem of BB clones.
>>746697171Everyone is kind of gay in MGS, especially for Big Boss, so I didn't know if I should point it out or not.
>>746678365Unstable women have the second best pussy.
>>746694963>so why would he holding a grudge or whatever that would motivate him to engage in a fightHe just wanted to give an epic final boss fight.
>>746697280Women say "faggot" all the time, faggot
>>746696479>Kojima sees Kurt Russel play a character whose entire character is "cool guy">copies this for his videogame>you aren't supposed to want to be that cool, you just aren'thttps://youtu.be/Ykh6oDOKIEc
>>746697349My mom never said faggot once, none of my girlfriends have said faggot bro
>>746697393>none of my girlfriends Nice larp
>>746678365>unstable womenyou don't need to be redundant.
>>746697458I'm sorry you've never found someone to suck your dick, normal guys have found that since the dawn of time. You're just special
>>746697393You just haven't met the foids who've been on 4chan since 2008. Stop dating normies, faggot
>>746697393Probably thought they'd hurt your poor faggotty feelings.
>>746697496>normal guys have found that since the dawn of time>normal guyslollmao
>>746697313I mean, not really a hard feat
>>746697501I would rather kill you and date a nice virgin white girl
>>746694963that really was itkojima's idea was to showcase two old men fighting over nothing, just for the sake of beating each other up, pettiness at its finest
>>746697541True, but it shows that Snake is a nice guy even after all the shit that's happened to him
>>746677893More like Revolver Onlyfans, amr?
>>746694963All he really wanted was an epic fight with Big Boss.
>>746697550Can you explain why you started this chain with such a retarded statement here >>746697046? Do you not like Solid Snake or think Kojima has it out for him?
I think the idea was that women are by nature more conformistic and subservient to authority figures than men are. So if you counterbalanced their physical weakness they would make better soldiers than men.Yoko Taro also said something similar to this when asked why almost all the Yorha androids are female.One could ask, but what about mental fortitude, but that probably could go either way. Women are probably better at handling lower levels of long term stress but worse at dealing with short bursts of high stress situations.
>>746697613Why did ocelot not realize snake isn't big boss, is he stupid?
>>746697617My explanation is you're retarded and not worth further expository dialoge
>>746697656>he hates Solid SnakeImagine being this fucking gay
>>746697727I like Old Snake, solid snake is dead. Old snake was the better character anyways
>>746697561>"Free from FOXDIE... free from the System... free from ID control. Our minds free from their prisons. That is the haven I've yearned for. This is it, brother; Our final moment. The battle has ended, but we are not yet free! The war is over... but... You and I still have a score to settle. SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT, SNAKE!"This is still a fantastic lead up to a final boss battle even though Kojimbo can't help himself and ended up making the Liquid stuff just Ocelot pretending to be retarded so he could fool the Patriots into thinking that he wanted to destroy them when in reality he wanted to destroy them.
>>746697617next time you try that "I'm a female actually" shit I'm finding your home address
>>746697172>Especially when one of them killed her parents.which she didnt know at the time
>>746696479>I wish Kojima didn't have this odd resentment towards Snake, it's actually quite painful to see such a kind and enduring character be bullied by the narrative so much. Doesn't help that a lot of us oldfags grew up with him.Kojima grew progressively more and more anti-war with age so Solid Snake being a soldier who's basically just a straight up a good person is something he fell out of love with. He said he likes Big Boss more because he's more of a "real person" ie he has questionable morals and is corruptible. Probably feels Solid Snake is something of a young man's naive ideal of a noble warrior and he grew more cynical with age
>>746677893The 'stache.
>>746690092r/bald says let it go.
>>746694963So that you soiface for the fight on top of the metal gear (again)Remember??? It's just like MGS1!! Remember the music and UI elements??? Just like the games you like??? Remember now?? This game is good right if it evokes good games??? Right?
why all of the sudden all this threads about mgs4?
>>746685714
>>746700109Secondaries are now playing it for the first time because konami ported it to pc
>>746677893They all felt safe around a gay man.
>>746700109It's the best game in the series
>>746700632>t. sub 40 iq drooling retard
>>746700759Sorry you can't see peak when you see it, forever not my problem
>>746697317
>>746694735Isn't that exactly what happens? In mgs2 he really does get possessed and then between 2 and 4 he gets liquid's arm replaced so that doesn't happen anymore, but does the hypno thing to trick people into thinking it's still happening. For some reason.
Can we all agree that Liquid's arm is the most retarded and pointless plot element in the series
What's the tactical advantage of women in bodysuits?
>>746701295Distracts snake when he finds out the 'twist balls into knockout' mechanic turns into a grope mechanic on them.
>>746701295An enemy can be shot while they are distracted picturing themselves being choked by those thighs
>>746695620Nanomachines.
You know, the bodysuits are quite tames compared to Fortune or Quiet.
>>746701295too bad for them, I like hearing them scream in pain
By being the good guy all alongLike his entire evil plan is to nuke the super illuminati AI so the world can be free from their mass control of information but his retarded nephew just loves being an unwitting pawn of the NWO
>>746701295More flexible and lighter, makes the clinging to walls shit they do viable
so what's the reason of snake going in the oven? he could just send the Mk 3 in there, he doesn't know about the dwarf gekko ambush, hell why not raiden?
>>746701425Vamp has the same thighs, you know
>>746701636It’s the same thing with Solidus. Dude give the most profound speech about freedom and stopping the NWO followed up by “btw jack I killed your parents lol”
>>746702027Because each MGS needs a torture scene and using electricity was totally overplayed at this point
>>746702075That already happened in act 4 with snakes own stun knife
>>746702075The one in Peace Walker is an absolute pain in the ass, I remember needing a buddy to do the mashing for me
>>746702236at least it's not MGS2 tier, that shit makes no fucking sense in extreme, 10 fucking minutes of buttom mashing is just inhuman without rapid fire
>>746678507>>746678365You see the reason Ocelot was an enemy of the shadow government was because he'd created a foolproof way to make women sane through SOP regulating their emotions. The foyim were finally shackled and the [[[la li lu le lo]]] couldn't have that.
>>746690290>Naruto reference
>>746702275Skill issue
>>746695994I teared up a little.
>>746702027to make snake suffer more
>>746702385i guess it is smart of Kojumbo to implement the ambush or else this would look really stupid of snake
>>746700159>donald I'm inside little st james island
>>746702372A man of taste, I salute
>>746697252nta but you're definetly a fag of some sort
>>746702385They were geckos in there.
>>746689515buddy, the shit gets more retarded not long after
Snake has a really shitty family.Most of the final bosses are fighting his brothers or father.
>>746702650Dude I was gripping my seat, this was one of the coolest fucking things I've ever seen. And it was right after a mech 1v1 battle with chainguns, AT rockets, a charged laser equipped walking tank that can fucking kick another mech in the face
>>746702652Or his father's body double, or his father's homosexual fanboy pretending to be his brother
>>746702652Yeah, that's kind of what happens when secret organizations make clones of a legendary soldier, to be used one day against him.
>snake being a pathetic beta looser for half the game>getting cucked by naomi and vamp>getting cucked by otacon and naomi>getting cucked by johnny and meryl>having a nigger explain things to youthis game is a fucking humiliation ritual, fuck you for tricking me into playing this fucking wokeslop
So is Kaz practically being a father figure for Solid the reason why he didn’t turn out to be a power hungry psycho like the rest of his family?
>>746703090Back in the day of old Mcdonell Miller that would have been a definite yes. Then Kojima made PW and MGSV, and Miller's character went from strict-but-good-natured instructor, to just another crazy asshole in the bunch, making it look more like Snake didn't become power hungry psycho simply because he was born nice and modest.
>>746703452I think BB being a shitty father and mentor helped, otherwise he might have gone crazy like BB did with The Boss.
>>746703090Solid focused on the job. He was always a servant to the general public, a soldier. He didn't care about anything else. Even after being branded a terrorist by his government his mission didn't change
>>746702385Kojima loves torture porn, he did the exact same shit to Sam in DS2.
>>746703832Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants?
>>746702652Also technically speaking, Big Boss killed Ocelot's mom
>>746704212Fuck off, Kojima, no one likes your pretentious walking sims.
>>746704303Pussy
>>746695567Revolver is the most dangerous type of gay. The type that understands the straight mind.
>>746704387The way he ran away here only cements his cunt behavior
>>746696776It also reminds him of his own childhood, being stolen from his parents and all
>V is the only mainline MGS where the protagonist isn’t getting torturedwhat did Kojimbo mean by this?
>>746704714but he is getting tortured…by his past BRAVO LA CREATIVDAD
>>746704714The game was missing 2 acts when it launched
>>746704714>>746704776Are you retarded?
La Creatividad really knew something about game engines... HOW DOES IT STILL LOOK SO GOOD
>>746689464Imagine giving a fuck about your hairline, grow up and just buzz it. Women care about money anyway
>>746705048
>>746693205Good
>>746705103
>>746705048Because you have DLSS5 on.
>>746705141BROS WTF IS THIS KOJIMA MAGIC
>>746705059>caring what a woman thinksCouldn't be my hero Old Snake
>>746705059why the fuck would he buzz his hair? assuming it looks like Ocelots like he’s implying, all you need is a proper haircut. Too many guys fall for the bald and beard trap way too easily.
>>746702652>Most of the final bosses are fighting his brothers or father.what did Kojima mean by this?
>>746704963I like how they had nothing to say after this, well done
>>746697336does your mother have the best one then?
>>746677893Because he's Ocelot.
>>746701295The frogs armour is one of the coolest armour in the videogames ever
>>746705340>>746704963tortured by his past AND presenttruly a demonbravo Kojimbo
Huge fan of how the "Engraving gives no tactical advantage" line took off so much as some kind of sage advice when not yettu biggu bossu is saying that purely to stir up ocelot.
>>746677893>>746693205>rich and fit>stronger than any superpowers in the world>has multiple armies including a female only one with a elite monster girls unit>control the biggest and most powerful warship in mankind historyHe definitely had it all
>>746677893Big Boss showed him how in the 80s
>>746677893By being a very gay man.
>>746707034>All because he couldn't sleep with Big Boss.Incel rage.
>>746677893Retardmaxxing works.
>>746707317But BB's gangs were mainly sausage fests
>>746678365Mentally ill women who get tortured is Kojima’s fetish.
>>746678365hot women are very unstable due to being used in teenage
>>746689515its a wolf bringing dinner to his cave
>>746708023Isn't it a negress? Why is it white?
>>746708023this was just emo with daddy issues
>>746707998pretty sure PW and TPP have achievements for building an all female mother base, meaning completionists (aka LEGENDARY SOLDIERS) are surrounded by tactical bitches
>>746708203because no matter what she did, she couldn't get shot
>>746708203because no nigger gonna complain to a concept art>>746707905maybe he should have killed eva troon out and act like her with the magic of hypnotherapy
>>746708203Kojima loves bleaching women who should be brown, Sniper Wolf etc
>>746708263how the hell are you supposed to do that when females are so rare in TPP?
>>746692026>Carve a fucking rushmore on a military object that is absolutely going to be a target>Carve it on..metal (gear?) >Put it on a submarine so nobody ever sees it anyway.>Literally just the President of the United states four times of varying ages and one where they fucked up the eyepatch.Imagine being some fucking dock worker foreman getting this job. You can't even leak it because even if there wasn't an AI NWO controlling context or whatever you'll still sound extremely retarded.
>>746708375you basically abuse that one side op and get one guaranteed iircand then do that like 200 times
>>746708339isn't sniper wolf some instathot?
>>746708263>>746708375They do, and in all cases including peace walker the only way is spamming specific missions and mass-dismissing anyone with a penis. It's retarded, but anyone who actually pursues achievements specifically pretty much deserves to be disrespected with such retarded requirements.
>flashback of me as a young teen zooming at BnB feetsit was over for me before even started, loved those plastic looking socks tho
>>746708339>>746708525Not that one anon, and to be fair I don't think the non-turkic appearance was as dodgy as the green/blonde hair. I guess you could argue that PS1 graphics/Shinkywinky's art leaves the skin tone ambivalent but I don't know many kurds with moss or blonde hair. Maybe it's all the diazepam.
>>746677893Ocelot is gay though
>>746708339>>746708803Sniper Wolf is kurd and some do have blonde hair and blue eyes kinda similiar to berbers
GFL copied the wrong games
>>746708960Got any images? I'm open to being wrong but since I actually lived in the region a while I'm struggling to believe this. I know there's a second set of them near the other side of the caspian but the anatolian guys are pretty turkic universally to my anecdotal experience.
>>746708803Some people in that region have Aryan genes since they’re descended from Alexander The Great’s army.
>>746709216Ah, you're that kind of person. Okay never mind.
>>746678443He was literally larping
>>746709297only after he got rid of the armthen he just rolled with it for the lulz
>>746709206just search yazidis refugee and you will see some of them
>>746709367He was larping the entire time to make the patriots think he was Likwid's anarchy mixed with Ocelot's knowledge of them.this was to draw the patriot's attention while Snake could do his work less-impeded.
>>746709408someone give that child a gun
>>746708420Don't forget having to update Solid's model because of the sudden aging
>>746708794for me it was Eva’s breast in MGS3, bless Kojima for the zoom in feature.
>>746709515BiBo....
my guy only got cut at the wrist why did he feel the need to further amputate half his bicep
>>746709832something something phantom pain
>>746708339Etc including Raiden?
>>746696479its also too bad his mgs1 incarnation in english is so edgy
>>746705048because he was milking konami dry while missing deadlinesbut he just HAS to increase the budget to get aha-take on me
>>746709980English is literally the true way to experience MGS
>>746710124sure but the translator was a faggot>how old are you snek?>*tips bandana* old enough to know what DEATH looks like....
>>746696479
>>746696479>>746710341>You have to keep in mind that Solid Snake is not a real human [As within the story universe, Solid Snake is a genetically enhanced clone.] On the other hand Big Boss is a real human being with true emotions. He can be more expressive than Solid Snake. So yes, as a result I find him more compelling to write.
>>746710341there’s no way he wasn’t trolling here.
>>746710497HERE'S TO YOU
whats he doing
>>746680348Every MGS game would be called woke by modern /v/
>>746710476>makes Solid Snake a compassionate good natured clone as opposed to his two dick head brothers>Big Boss is also a dick headwhat did Kojima mean by this?
>>746710689Drugs.
>>746710703MGS1 is based from beginning to end.
>>746709832So he could have more of liquid on him, duh
>>746710806when the game released in spain the news were saying something like>the game is telling the kids to do drugsnews in this country have always been hilarious
am i really supposed to believe snake is too much of a pussy to blow his brains out when he thinks hes about to become a walking death virus
>>746710341>snake and otacon get executed for their crimes>sunny grows up without 2 not gay dads How would she turn out?
>>746677893video games are not real and you can make then however unrealistic as you want
>>746711013She would probably just be Raiden’s daughter.
>people finally figuring out that Kojima is a massive hack
>>746710954How good is the Spanish translation of MGS? Did it get dubbed?
>>746711352it got dubbed, i would say it was good and i generally dont like dubs, enough good that people found the guy who did snake voice and spam-called him screaming snake!" till he changed his numberyes..spanish things
>>746711152Jack the ripper would absolutely put gunpowder in her cheerios
>>746678365>why did he pick only very mentally unstable women?a straight man would never ask this
>>746711458Basado
>>746705392Yes, that's why I had sex with her and 9 months later you were born, you inbred retard
>>746698003>Kojima grew progressively more and more anti-warthe problem with his mentality is he blames soldiers and not the bureaucrats who vote for the war and then hide behind their seats of inscrutable power because unlike the soldiers, those said seaters are the ones who benefit the most from it due to the war economy he even brings up in his goddamn gameswar isn't something that most soldiers go after, it's just a circumstance that can become imminent and the anti-war bleeding hearts mentality isn't going to convince those seaters with the power to vote for or against a war to give a shit about some guy's pretentious video game showing us some devastating perspective of war if he's gonna be like "lol i'm pocketing money from my investment in military contractors thx kbr"
>Sunny grew up indoors and spent all of her time on the computer>I grew up indoors and spent all of my time on the computerWow we're the same except I can't develop code that can destroy a world controlling AI or help develop a plane that can travel from Colorado to Pakistan in half an hour
>>746712202you're lacking the secret ingredient: autism
>>746712254No I definitely have that
>>746712202but can you cook an egg on the first try?
>>746712202Raiden didn't take a plan to Pakistan, he rode an ICBM.
STANDING
>>746712129But 2 and 4 are all about Kojima calling out the elite shadow government and the military industrial complex for causing endless wars.The only part Kojima missed or left out was the Israeli influence on governments.
>>746712202you also don't grow up to be a qt
>>746712202>>746712327*Plane, not plan. Anyway, the whole point was that no plane would work, but a missile would.
>>746712381the other part of my point is that his mentality is bleeding hearts level, the people he calls out don't give a fuck because they're laughing at kojima while swimming in the money that they mock-boohoo into just to make fun of kojima's treehugging
>>746712383She’s hot fah days!
>>746712321Yeah that shit is easy I don't know how she could be so stupid>>746712391Oh yeah true. I was mixing it up with the plane at the beginning of the game.
What is the point of being an autocrat if you can't have your personal squad of women guards?
>>746712682I never trust women in decisive moments.
>>746713116>have to kill the hottest one first
The Crying Wolf fight kinda sucks which is a shame because it's the coolest design
>>746714452That's the only B&B fight that is even remotely decent tho
>>746714615I think octopus is the best since you can lay traps around and you need to position yourself properly to react to her roll. Wolf is hardly even a threat. You can easily avoid all her shots, she's not hard to track at all even without NV since she makes so much noise, and the frogs are a minor annoyance at most.
>>746711725I'm a married man who's learned his lesson
>>746698003>Probably feels Solid Snake is something of a young man's naive ideal of a noble warrior and he grew more cynical with ageThis would make so much sense. It'd explain Solid Snake's treatment in MGS4 and the endless Big Boss wank in his sequels.
>>746713473Tragic
>>746713116Imagine how fucked your neck and upper back would get using those robo tentacles
>>746677893Ocelot got Venom's Outer Harem once Solid Snake killed him.
>very first boss in the series is also its very final bosssasuga, miyamoto sama
>>746717370chronologically*
>”Hello Snake. I wheeled Zero out here just to kill him and immediately die. You have so much to live for though”
>>746710974It humanized him for me. He spends so much time stone-cold never afraid of anything while downplaying his adventures to others. Snake being scared to die was kino.
>>746698003I call bullshit. Snake wasn't a soldier anymore after MGS1 and worked with Otacon to help the world deescalate from Metal Gear projects and nuclear shitflinging. He probably did the same level of clandestine shit on varying scales but it was in service of the same anti-nuclear messaging that Kojima was clearly adamant on in 1.The real reason he likes Big Boss more is so he can make his games period pieces to shove in his music/Hollywood references.
>>746677893He was based.
>>746710974I mean, considering that the original ending had Otacon and Snake dying due to treason (but the other writers didn't like it); it was probably Kojima's idea to "tease" Snake's death
>>746677893By being omega-gay.
