>>746683262
I liked his questline because it made my character seem like a genuine sociopath who was barely able to feign interest in his whole drama while eagerly awaiting the next curse lesson.

>>746683262
i haven't finished the game yet but what's really the problem? Why is that spell that removes the pain from the body forbidden?

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>>746683435
Harry and Draco both tried to cast that curse and failed because they didn't mean it. Sebass was just all like
>lol
>this door aint gonna open iteself
>bite the pillow, sweety

YOUVE GOTTA MEAN IT
Which implies that casting it requires a mindset that goes far beyond opening a door and advancing a game's plot.

My wife is playing this game and holy shit it has to be the single most "diverse" game I've ever fucking seen.

>learn "forbidden" magic
>run around spamming it for the rest of the game and no one gives a shit

>>746683782
you will find out when you keep playing the game, everything will be explained.

>>746684232
Well, in canon, the ministry woulda showed up with the "Oi, you got a loicense for that curse?"

>>746683435
>>746683858
>YOUVE GOTTA MEAN IT
And this goes for all the unforgivable curses, too. In Goblet of Fire, Moody (Crouch) tells the class "You could all cast Avada Kedavra at me and I wouldn't even get a nosebleed". So the fact that our character can dish these things out on command without breaking a sweat is kind of insane. Imagine if the sequel reveals that our character is like Grindelwald or something, I think the timeline actually lines up.


>>746684152
>Hogwarts in 1900: Diverse as 2020 London, professors from India, Uganda, and Japan
>Hogwars in 1990: Diverse as 1990 Britain, everyone is white except literally half a dozen random blacks/asians
Wtf happened in those 90 years

>>746683435
Your character was already a psychopathic wizard supremacist. Even a Hufflepuff MC gleefully slaughters multitudes of goblins and blames them for it.
Wizards are all nazis and its fucking hilarious.

>>746684642
There was a non-white genocide but the wizards didn't want to interfere, like that time in ww2

>>746684642
>Wtf happened in those 90 years
You-know-who opened the gas chamber of secrets and cleansed a bunch of mudbloods.

>>746684642
Hermione used her time Turner to kill all the fags and brownies

>>746683782
https://youtu.be/WLzJAebfEIg?si=GKQPAkgBwKn8zRFn

We single-handedly killed more people than two separate Dark Wizard Wars.

There's are THOUSANDS of corpses littering the Scottish countryside.

All because the Devs/Publisher thought Players would hate playing as a 1st Year at Hogwarts.

>>746684980
The worst part is you basically are a first year at hog'swarts, but instead of a kid youre a sexy teen because thats better.

>>746685172
In the right, it said this was a Duelling Feat, meaning that that's a Challenge from the Field Guide.

The Field Guide we got from a Hogwarts teacher.

What is stopping a kid with forbidden magic from just spamming avada kadabra or whatever and oneshotting everyone in the world?

>find all demiguise statues (there are one hundred gorrilion of those)
>reward: You can now open all the doors
>reward: You can open chests containing worse equipment than what you already have
who designed these quests?

>>746685442
wb consulted with ubisoft

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>>746685402
Because the way the Unforgivable Curses are supposed to work is that you have to feel incredibly strong negative emotions to use any of them.

Want to using the Killing Curse? You have to feel an overwhelming urge to murder the one you're pointing your wand at, without an once of mercy or regret.

The fact our MC can fire them off so casually is horrifying.

>>746685402
Forbidden magic is a video game mechanic, so up until a couple years ago it wasn't really a lore problem

>>746685402
The ministry tracks all magic performed by wands which is how they got to Harry in order of the phoenix, they only remove them when they hit adulthood.
These are also hard to achieve and on top of that you need crystal clear intent and a fucked up mind essentially.

Every spell takes practice and learning and has a skill floor and ceiling to boot, some way more than others to the point it takes people years just for 1 spell.

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>>746685442
>complete all Merlin trials
>reward: a bit more space in your inventory (it should be limitless by default)

>>746685601
>Because the way the Unforgivable Curses are supposed to work is that you have to feel incredibly strong negative emotions to use any of them.
And even then, that's not really enough. Harry tried to use crucio on Bellatrix after he watched her murder the only family he had left and it still wasn't enough because he's like a pure soul or whatever. You have to be a genuine psychopath for the Unforgivable Curses to really work, that's why using them carries them a life sentence.

IIRC, even when the main squad tries using imperio in Deathly Hallows, it doesn't 100% work for this reason.

>>746685640
>Forbidden magic is a video game mechanic
Nigger what?
What the fuck do you think all the dark arts, introduced on the first book as a crucial plot point, are?

>>746683262
>Nothing personal...
>BUT...
>CRUCIO!

:3
um, cast it on me again, sebastian, pleeaseee!

>>746685402
What's funny is that I don't really need the Unforgivable Curses to murder all these Poachers.

I just used a spell to knock a Goblin's Axe out of his hands and throw into someone else's face and now I'm turning another guy into a chair before setting the chair on fire.

Every other Student know how to do this.

>>746685601
See, I like this explanation. When I played the game and saw the arbitrary 6 or whatever limit on the avada kadavra casts I thought "wait, so is this a mana/stamina issue? Can people really theoretically cast an instakill spell infinitely?" But yeah, I like the whole imsane hatred requirement way more.

>>746685735
You said "a kid with forbidden magic". I assumed you meant the special ability that the protagonist has in Hogwarts Legacy. If you just literally mean "knowledge of forbidden spells", this entire thread is full of people explaining why that doesn't work. You basically need the right mindset to make any Unforgivable Curse work properly.

That's why Mad-Eye (Crouch) in Goblet of Fire was allowed to openly teach students the names of the curses. They couldn't just go out and use them on their friends unless they were like 1 in a million psychos.

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>>746685402
The same thing that keeps you from just spamming bullets or whatever and oneshotting politicians, bankers, & CEOs. Heavy indoctrination into the status quo during the most developmental and personality influencing years of your life. Not to get all political but thats just how British artists be with they story.

https://youtu.be/awktDTuuGlg

>>746685898
That was me, not him. I figured because the the way the game treats it that just anyone can learn the instakill spell.

>>746685819
It actually raises a question that I remember encountering in a lot of the edgy Harry Potter fanfiction I read in middle school: Isn't Wingardium Leviosa technically a dark magic spell, if you use it to levitate a guy off the side of a cliff and then drop him?

Having problems with a bully at Hogwarts? The school will easily tell you how to grow Chinese Chomping Cabbages.

How you choose to use that knowledge (and get away with it. Castle Ghosts are all snitches) is up to you.

>>746685982
No, because it doesn't require the intent of gleefully watching his head smash upon the rocks below to cast. You can cast it just to like... strain pasta. The reason the unforgivable curse are unforgivable is because they can not be cast without unforgivable intent, where as straining pasta doesnt.

>>746685601
This is what makes me side eye Sebastian, because if you have him cast it on you to open the door the fucker does not even hesitate. Fucker clearly secretly hates you.

>>746685920
Nah, it's pretty different from real life. In real life we don't just hand a gun to every college student (recall that many of them are going through a "seize the means of production" phase) and tell them they can only use blanks. Plus since every wizard has a wand, it would be even more discrete. It would be like if every college student wore a black glove that shoots confetti, but one guy just happens to have the glove that shoots bullets.

>>746686072
I make a fire ass beef bowl with rice and spiced and seared chines chomping cabbage and share it with my bully so he knows what a great housewife Ill make one day.

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>>746685601
>The fact our MC can fire them off so casually is horrifying.
MC can also do it at completely inconsequential people too. Like half the people you meet innawoods are functionally just basic robbers who aren't even trying to kill you but just knock you out and you go full on AK at them. Even random animals who have done nothing yet get the AK shout.

Personally I'm a fan there was no downside to casting them because it was beyond hilarious to Crucio everyone, then Imperio, then chain kill hordes of everything with Avada Kedavra. As a Hufflepuff. Including in front of the teachers in the finale. Not a single person gave a damn I was literally murdering everyone with intent in front of them let alone ask how I learned it.

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Harry Potter fans are deranged
She was ten years old for fucks sake

>telekinetically slamming (((goblins))) into concrete because they want human rights
>sawing poachers in half with magical blades and disintegrating them with lightning because they hunt animals illegally while you rescue said animals by stuffing them in a bag to breed and sell for profit
>that's fine
>cast a curse to kill a dude instantly, something that guns and bullets already do with way less effort
>UNFORGIVABRU

Test

>>746686240
>David Edelstein
Of course.

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>>746686336
It’s not limited to Jews, unfortunately

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>>746686270
The blood-soaked Hufflepuff Girl told me it was a-ok and I'm not going to argue with her.

She scares me.

>>746686168
>college
theyre bricks in walls way the fuck before college. What youre suggesting is literal crazy talk. Like, literally HOW could someone even think of doing something like that?

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Ancient Magic is dumb and I kinda hate it.

Also, Cat Girl Hermione.

>>746686072
>The school will easily tell you how to grow Chinese Chomping Cabbages.
The school will also allow you to buy date-rape potions from Fred and George's shop in Diagon Alley, and if you get caught, it's just "tee hee, how funny, Ron ate the wrong chocolates". Instead of, you know, the attempted rapist going to prison. Not to mention the horrifying implications of the Polyjuice Potion, which is limited to the "Restricted Section", which can be accessed by....16 year olds.

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I just remembered that I share this board with a bunch of mudbloods who cannot fathom acting with an intent, other than pure instict, because their kind's nature is just so akinned to that of an animal's.

>>746686656
>Ancient Magic is dumb and I kinda hate it.
Yeah it honestly just feels like a poorly-thought out game mechanic awkwardly forced into the story. The much simpler, and *much* more obvious way to make your protagonist special, would be to give him the Elder Wand. Would also explain why our character is literally 5 years behind all his peers in education but somehow better than all of them at magic and able to go toe-to-toe with adults in duels.

>>746687005
Hey, aren't you that guy who gave a piece of Voldemort's soul to an 11-year old girl as a prank and accidentally caused Voldemort's downfall

>>746687040
It really is one of the few specific situations where it being magic does not permit one to not explain shit.

>>746687101
It seemed like a good idea at the time, and even if she died, I mean.... the only thing worse than muggles are the Irish. So it was really a win-win from where I sat.

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>>746683262
That game is dogshit both as a harry potter game and magical school sim thingy

I dun get how it didn't flop

>>746684152
Why do you have a wife?

>>746687225
Quite literally carried by the power of the IP. Create an OC and go live life at Hogwarts as a Student sounds like a dream for any Harry Potter fan, but what we got was just open world shit instead of trying to balance that with school life stuff.

>>746685601
>Because the way the Unforgivable Curses are supposed to work is that you have to feel incredibly strong negative emotions to use any of them.
ok? So like a standard billions must die incel who is extremely bitter and wants everyone to suffer?

>>746684791
>gas chamber of secrets
Holy kek.

>>746684152
There's a mod to fix that

>>746687332
The funny/sad part is that the game would have legitimately been better if they had introduced mechanics around exams, house points, quidditch matches, etc., instead of spending god knows how much time and resources on this ridiculous open world map with a billion ubislop filler points of interest.

>>746687332
>Trying to sneak an ingredient out of a Professor's office so another Student can pull off a prank.

I was far more invested in that than the Goblin Rights storyline.

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>>746686868
They also teach spells like Stupify which paralyze the body and can be chained indefinitely or even left on indefinitely. Even high-tier wizards get caught by it and in Hogwarts Legacy you can kill some of the highest tier basic mobs with it via a sneak cast.
They teach children Alohamora which essentially means unless you are a wizard who has cast a charm to directly counter it they can go into any building they want, steal anything they want, and do anything they want because they know this combined with Stupify.
They teach Arresto Momentum which is basically another form of Stupify if that didn't work out.
There's also Confringo and Incendio which, let's be real here, has like two legitimate usages (Camping and keeping a fire lit to survive) yet they're teaching children a molotov cocktail spell with no fall off and no way to tie it back to them.
They teach children how to make Liquid Luck which, if they succeed, could genuinely change history if used at the right time or in the right situation.

Honestly, it's astounding that the Wizarding World isn't in complete anarchy with all the spells they teach children. Don't even get me started on the ghosts that actively harass everyone, can't be stopped outside of very specific ways, and can actively affect people if they want.

>>746687408
The only mod that fixes the voices is AI, now I'm not anti AI but id prefer they were good voices and not Amazon Alexa reading dialogue

The protagonist in this game is based. He's like the punisher of the wizard world. He gives no fucks about murdering 1000s of random dudes and goblins while throwing out mocking quips at them after killing a group of them.

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I bought that Hannibal Lecter mask in the Hogsmeade store and equipped it on my Slytherin character, and it fit hilariously well with what a little psycho the MC is in this game. The teachers didn't say anything about you running around past curfew off school grounds and spamming Crucio and Avada Kedavra because they were also scared of you and they don't get paid enough for this shit.

>>746687040
>Would also explain why our character is literally 5 years behind all his peers in education
This was such a stupid fucking idea and I have no idea why they didn't just go with a normal wizard. They could even have him be a transfer student if they wanted some "introduction to Hogwarts" type of thing.

>>746686380
fucking boomers. all of them are pedos.

I can't speak for others but once the open world opened up I lost interest in the game. I hate the Ubislot POI gameplay loop so fucking much. I only kept going to learn the Unforgivables and then the game wouldn't even let me really enjoy those either. Not letting my Slytherin Stacy break a few Hufflepuff Sluts was a terrible design choice.

>>746687418
Chosen one, please, take this entire wing of the school for your personal use, we call it the Room of shitty SurvivalCrafting mechanics we didn't have time to actually weave into the story!

>>746687418
I dont want to do all that boring school shit. I just want to fight and kill shit

>>746685982
You can use almost any spell like that.
The curses are CURSES, their sole reason is sadistic levels of harm, and among all curses theyre the most fucked up

>>746687613
Didn't the teacher not even have a legitimate reason for it either? It was just something the MC managed to fall into and the teacher was like "Well fine, have the room now".

>>746687468
Don't forget Petrificus Totalus, a total paralysis spell that Hermione learns to cast as First Year. I get that this is book for kids and Rowling wasn't thinking this through too much, but the implications are kind of horrifying. Especially since Muggles have no defense against magic, and the second you graduate Hogwarts the trace is gone and it's basically open season.

It's part of why I buy into the fan theory that all "Muggle-born" characters in the story are just date-rape half-bloods. In a setting where anyone with a HS education can commit rape and then wipe the victim's memory, or just use potions (the way Voldemort's mother did to his father) the number of muggles being raped by wizards/witches must be off the charts.

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>>746684642
>>Hogwars in 1990: Diverse as 1990 Britain, everyone is white except literally half a dozen random blacks/asians

Dumbledore rose to power.

>>746687613
It's kind of amazing how hard they missed the mark in terms of what people actual wanted.
There is multiple mobile games that focus on the whole idea of being a student and progressing through the years with your friends and such, and then we get a triple A game and it's just a bunch of shitty open world mechanics instead of trying to tie that aspect with a social simulator.

>>746687710
I mean, you learn like 3 fucking immolation spells. You expect 15 year olds to be responsible with Invokers Meatball?
Shoutouts to JK for getting her money but holy shit the worldbuilding is a fucking mess

>>746684642
All the non-whites fled back to their countries because of fear of Grindelwald + world wars era and onwards British cuisine outside of Hogwarts made them think that the UK is a shithole

>>746687704
Pretty much, the Room of Requirement is just like that. Nevermind all those students desperately trying to study for OWLS or something that could really use this room. I'm using it to store dangerous Magical Beasts right in the halls of Hogwarts!

>>746687561
>This was such a stupid fucking idea and I have no idea why they didn't just go with a normal wizard.
The average Harry Potter fan is 30 years old. They probably felt it was necessary to make the main character older, while also preserving the "welcome to Hogwarts" experience.
>They could even have him be a transfer student if they wanted some "introduction to Hogwarts" type of thing.
Would have certainly been a better way to handle it. Especially since the majority of people playing this game are probably Americans anyway.
>>746687629
Then why are you playing the magic boarding school sim game? There are much better "fight and kill with magic" games out there, in terms of combat, writing, and setting.

>>746687818
Isnt the room of requirement different rooms that take different shapes?
Dumbledores army still has their HQ there in book 7 but then the malfoy nerds try to kill them in a completely different room

>>746687582
I completely agree with every part of your post. They literally had no clue who their target audience was and made mass appeal dogshit instead, and you cant explain to a shareholder why a Harry Potter game shouldnt be ubislop without them looking at you like youre an autistic retard. They took their grand-nieces to those movies when they appeared in theaters. They know what Harry Potter is. They know what games have good profit margines. Theyre confinement youll be able to make the game that says on paper is a top seller. Cuz, I mean... that is your job, right? Or... unless... would you rather prefer they replace you with a different game director?

>"If I didn't absolutely hate the names the top Wizarding School in America has for Houses, I would never transfer to this deathtrap of a school. Seriously, there's probably cursed Nazi Wizard Gold somewhere in the chambers beneath Hogwarts."

*unzips dick* oh I'll show you some Hog Warts heh heh heh heh

>>746687791
Exactly. And it gets worse, I'm thinking of all the stuff I remember from the books now. There's a spell you can hit someone with that'll make their teeth grow down to their waist (Snape saw Hermione get hit with it and said "lmao", I'm sure he was a good guy all along and this wasn't a retcon). Harry hits Draco with the "massive blood losss from a billion gashes at once" spell in Half-Blood Prince. Obliviate is horrifying for a million reasons. We saw it hit Lockhart and *years* later, he is essentially a permanent invalid. Did he do that to all his victims? How many mentally disabled people in Wizarding Britain are victims of the Memory Charm? We also know in lore that Obliviate is commonly used whenever Muggles see something magical. Are they permanently affected the same way?

Are the hospitals and mental institutions of non-magical Britain full of people who saw a dragon than had their brains permanently fried by Ministry wizards, leaving them unable to read or write or remember their own name?

>>746688103
ew man visit a doctor

>>746687408
fix having a wife?

They could have easily found a loop hole and says "Oh the MC can use the forbidden curses so easily because of the ancient magic tied to him"
But nope
Instead we get the idea that our mc is actually a psycopath

>>746683262
he's a slytherin, they're like that

>>746687582
>>746688013
I think you're both right but you're missing the motivation. The vast, vast majority of people never finish games, and on Steam there's that 2-hour refund window. If you can make that first act (anywhere from 2-4 hours) good, it doesn't matter how dogshit or generic the rest of your game is. First impressions are crazy important.

>>746685704
The game has extremely solid quests and spell progression but the open world gets stale pretty fast after 20 hours. Also what the fuck was that dragon boss fight in the finale? Has no spell weakness depsite the game making enemies all about having interactions with spells

>>746688268
I can agree with you there, they just need you to last until the refund window is closed and they "win".

>>746685342
1900s was a crazy time

>>746688162
Now just think about what Allied and Axis Wizards did to each other and civilians during WW2.

I wonder if American Homesteader Wizards fought Native American Wizards in the Old West?

This game is the only time I’ve ever wrote fanfiction and I’m still ashamed over it

>the game has just as many plot holes as the books
True to the source

>>746688352
It was about gobstone loli, wasnt it? I mean, I get it. Ive never wrote fanfiction... just like 5 2k character posts in a row about lolis from certain game when they happen to strike my fancy.

Isidora did nothing wrong
it's all the proffessors fault not guideing her right

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And African Wizards don't need to use wands.

Because, shut up.

But they will transform into animals and lure White Wizard Boys into the forest.........

>>746688535
As much as hot that sounds
The fucking accent
I cant stop laughing, it's feels like a mischeif Rowling would have put in

>>746688510
I have to kind of agree.
>NO DONT CAST THAT
>why not?
>its uh....well....we uh......I don't even really know.... I just uhhhh......its dangerous to like.....cast spells when we don't fully know what they do.....
Really nigga? That's your fucking objection? Okay, let my dad live with some kind of crippling MS then....thanks professor...

>>746688347
>Now just think about what Allied and Axis Wizards did to each other and civilians during WW2.
Good point. We know, for example, that Soviet soldiers would castrate Germans and stuff the genitals into the mouths of the corpses before leaving them for other Germans to find. We know Germans would call everyone out for assembly in random villages (without a single Jewish person in them) and then gun everyone down before throwing them into ditches. We know both sides engaged in mass rape. The implications of those armies being armed with date rape potions, transformation potions, paralysis spells, and so on are pretry horrifying.

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When are we gonna have a game for this though?

>>746688662
Also, Dragon warfare.

>Wanted to 100% the game because it's easy enough
>You need to complete the game with each house
nah fuck that

>Only Hufflepuff Students get to visit Azkaban.

Weak.

>>746685125
The nude mods were fun while they lasted.

>>746688442
I'm suprised how popular gobstone loli is to the fanbase.

>>746688347
Rebel wizards lying in the bushes to catch Union sorcerers unaware in an ambush

>>746688941
she can gob on my stones, if you know what I mean

>>746688691
WE WUZ WIZARDS AN SHIET

>>746686240
>Weinstein and his friends got to smash this with reckless abandon
This world doesn't deserve to continue existing.

>>746687408
Please link it.
The character creator has 9/10 presets Ethiopians in it.

>>746689052
>This world doesn't deserve to continue existing.
Hey if it makes you feel any better, the Trump's top commerce official currently handling tarriff policy was a regular visitor to Epstein's island. And his sons own a company that issued tariff insurance and have made hundreds of millions off the refunds.

>>746689187
>the Trump's
*The Trump Administration's
Oh and yes, he is one of the tiny hat people if you were wondering

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I want to know all the spells and magical secrets and stuff!

>>746688442
Nah it was a short story about my OC and Sebastian in their seventh year

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For me its Professor Garlick

>>746689368
Id let her garlick my wennor, if you know what I mean

How many Boy-Hunting Ghost Girls do you think Hogwarts has?

>>746689368
How does the Hogwarts hiring process work? Because I remember from one of the random collectibles that Garlick only graduated school a few years before the events of the game.

>>746689496
no enough. Id make myrtle moan, if you know what I mean

>>746689529
she Garsucked the headmaster

>>746689368
Post it.

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deh

Timmy gifted me this for free. Is the game any good?

>>746685601
>>746685726
Not really. Snape kills Dumbledore without hating him

>>746689654
it has no soul and too much running around
seeing colored people all over in 1800s scotland was also super weird

>>746689654
I like the Combat and I like the School and the Flying is pretty ok, everything else is ass.

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>>746689654
We're just autistic.

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>>746689709
>Snape kills Dumbledore without hating him
Snape hates himself

>>746689709
Snape cheated by tapping into his incel cuck powers.

>>746689368
Built for tribbing with Slytherin feMC

>>746689654
It's a 7/10. It's fun but it's also really easy to come up with all the ways it could (and should) have been better.

>>746689709
Avada Kedevra isn't a murder spell, its a spell that just basically extinguishes life. He wanted Dumbledore to die because he was suffering.

>"Potter, why are you late for class?"

>"Sorry, Professor Snape. I got distracted. I was thinking back to all the times my mom loved my dad."

>"Potter, I..."

>"Sexually."

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>>746690131
>Legilimens!

>>746690131
>>746690229
Why did Dumbledore never intervene when it was blatantly obvious that Snape was bullying a child who happened to resemble his own childhood bully

>>746690324
>Snape was bullying
Never happened. Snape was a fair, but strict teacher. Unironically did nothing worng.

>>746689106
goygol noabc

>>746690324
Hardship builds character, and Dumbledore don't wanna raise no faggots.

>>746690324
Because Dumbledore was high as fuck on Muggle pot and eating Muggle sweets with his Phoenix homie in his office.

McGonagall joined in occasionally, but showed more proper restraint.

>>746690463
Dumbledore speaking in ebonics while slapping McGonagall's granny ass with viens like a spiderweb showing through her skin and liver spots like a leopard.

zenobia...

>>746690376
>nape was a fair, but strict teacher. Unironically did nothing worng
When Hermione gets hit with a curse that's causing her front teeth to grow literally a foot (which could have easily resulted in excruciating inury if she'd bitten straight down btw), Snape just says "I see no difference" and lets it slide. He torments the shit out of Neville to the point that Neville's GREATEST FEAR is Snape. Not Bellatrix, the woman who tortured his parents to insanity. Snape. The movies whitewash him a bit and take away some of the more egregious stuff, except for comedy bits (like where he whacks Harry and Ron on the back of the head for talking while studying).

But he was an absolute asshole to everyone in Gryffindor, and especially to Harry and Harry's friends.

>>746690570
McGonagall transforms into a cat and sneaks into the Boy's Dormitory. A Perfect told me about it.

>>746690570
Uh... Kino

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>>746690463
>>746690570
>Meanwhile, in Dumbledore's office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4h0fyPPEsA

>>746690673
I'm fairly certain there's entire classrooms of Non-Slytherin students who have no idea how Potions work because Snape couldn't be bothered.

>>746690673
Well, then maybe harry shoulda joined snape's house. And hermione was annoying as fuck. Thit got what she deserved. Maybe if she used less teeth for her extra credit, snampe wouldnt have made the joke.

I still can't believe the whitest you can make your character in this game is a swarthy Mediterranean. Might be first and only game ever made where you can't be white when creating a custom character.

>>746690770
Considering that Harry was essentially a B student in potions in 5th year and then instantly became a top-of-the-class prodigy in 6th just by following some of Snape's notes, this is entirely possible.

>>746690847
>Well, then maybe harry shoulda joined snape's house.
You think Snape would have hated Harry *less* if he was a Slytherin? Imagine watching your school bully's spitting image strutting around in your old uniform.

>>746690929
I think the Outer Worlds had that problem as well. At least, the first did. I haven't played Outer Worlds 2.

>>746683262
what is the muggle equivalent of casting Crucio on someone?

>>746690992
Making them play Mixtape.

>>746690963
>Imagine watching your school bully's spitting image strutting around in your old uniform.
And speaking in part&parceltongue. Its like watching your nemesis's son come out as trans. Nothing but good vibes. You go girl. Slay queen.

>>746690929
Exact reason why I immediately uninstalled this trash, literally first openly anti-white game ever made and there's more to come.

>>746691210
Except for a Slytherin, speaking in parceltongue is like a mark of the messiah or something. It would be doubly insulting.

>>746691325
Okay, so Harry would be a hot femboy, but its delightfully ironic for someone who hates his father. If anything snape woulda been worse just because he'd start grooming Harry to be a death eater because god it would be so fucking funny, pls let this happen.

>>746691453
>Okay, so Harry would be a hot femboy
>If anything snape woulda been worse just because he'd start grooming Harry
You're taking this in a weird direction, man. First the trans analogy, now the femboy analogy.

>>746691523
Im drinking, but snape would lmao knowing James was looking down and seeing all the slytherians worship Harry as the next coming. Snape doesnt have any reason to hate Harry for disgracing his father's opinions.

>Harry, did I ever tell you about your mother Lily? She was my favorite student. That young witch was so smart and lovable that I still think fondly of her and regret her passing every single day. By the way, please treat the man responsible for your mother's death with the respect he deserves. You will address him as PROFESSOR Snape. Dumbledore was smart enough to look past his utter betrayal of the woman he supposedly loved, his yet unknown number of murder victims, and his fealty to the only Dark Lord that Britain has had in hundreds of years to give him unrestricted access to the highly malleable and vulnerable minds of children. If you keep up your bad behavior I will have no choice but to give you another detention in our highly dangerous forest with only 3 other 11 year olds as protection.
What the fuck was McGonagall's problem?

>>746687225
Probably wouldn't have gotten so much publicity if the anti-rowling trannies hadn't screamed their heads off ironically.

>>746691814
She wanted to be Harry's Oma, duh. Just like Opa Gandalf.

>>746690463
Is Mcgonagall a faghag?

>>746692061
It's just crazy to me that so many people rightly call out Dumbledore for his downright evil bullshit but will turn around and give the retarded old hag a pass despite being either complicit or an active contributor with the bullshit.

>>746688691
Imagine how good this would have been if it was just the key and peele skit.

>>746692182
>give the retarded old hag a pass despite being either complicit or an active contributor with the bullshit.
literally her entire character is there to be Dumbledork's guiding hand when he isnt present. Theyre basically the same character as far as Im concerned.

>>746684642
>female main characters accidentally make Dumbledore straight
or if (You) are Grindlewald drinking a polyjuice potion of a kid
>female main character makes Dumbledore gay
either way that would be so fucking funny

>>746688162
to be fair, wasn't sectumsempra (the death by 1000 cuts spell) invented by Snape and never widely used?

>>746684635
Bin the wand!

>>746690929
That's clearly not true because I made a cute pale ginger girl.

>>746687408
The mod I saw replaced them with really ghastly pale skin tones that looked extremely unnatural. Is there a better option?

FLIPENDO!

I had significantly more fun once I started playing it as a stealth game and using disillusion everywhere, the talent that extends your Petrificus Totalus into an AoE is hilarious.

Bought this game cause it was on sale for $5, can I mod it to be more like Bully: Hogwarts Edition?

>>746685172
I like the fact that frankly not that far into the forbidden forest, you know the one that fucking everyone goes in anyway is a fairly easy to find combat trial and the closest one to hogwarts that just fucking gives you all the bad boy curses and tells you to go ham.
Amazing advertising to sucker in purists out of game and I guess in game about right for the least osha/HSE compliant school in the universe.

>>746686227
It is pretty funny how much they hate poachers. I mean sure, animal harvesting bad I get it but damn kid you're victorian and a wizard with a literal slave caste doing yer dishes. Fucking hippie over here.

>>746693649
the hufflepuff girl just wanted to save centaur dick

>>746693449
Probably not, heard the last update made modding impossible

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>>746683262
LMAO, I let this little nigga go, but I'm a Ravenclaw, teehee, it was for science.

>>746685819
>Ending someone's life painlessly and instantly
How terrible, to the dungeons with you
>turning a human into an exploding barrel and smashing it into a group of enemies, slicing a man into several pieces, pulverizing every bone in the body
On your way, citizen, good job

>>746684642
>Wtf happened in those 90 years
British Empire collapsed.

>>746683262
His sister was suffering in pain every day and a retard uncle?

>>746685402
>What is stopping a kid with a gun from just spamming bullets or whatever and oneshotting everyone in the world?
Glass canon

>>746683858
And willing to do everything that it takes to save his sister must be enough?

>become a student at magic school
>within like two weeks your extracurriculars involve mowing down goblins and random wizard junkies by the dozen in a 30 mile radius around hogwarts

>>746685704
you don't actually even need to do all the trials for that there is zero reason to do them all beyond the cheevo

>>746684642
>Wtf happened in those 90 years
There is no reasonable in-universe explanation for that, it's a clear case of real life cultural and demographic trends exerting their influence on the fictional work.

>>746697180
Life was harder and teenagers had to grow up quicker back then

>>746687005
>akinned
It's akin. It's an adjective, not a verb. Way to out yourself.

>>746683262
I really want to fuck Imelda Reyes.

>>746691453
This is why Harry should have been a girl who gets romantically involved with Snape and Ron should have been Hufflepuff with Hermoiny a Raveclaw. That way Snape could join their gang after being mind broken into goodness by cunny

>>746683262
he was awesome? what about it? killing vile goblins, trying to save his twin sister, teaching the curses, finding the scriptorium of Slytherin. good character

>>746684152
definitely forced diversity in it. some kinda funny

>>746684635
Obliviate!

>>746685172
so fun to torture goblins

>>746686240
edelstein............ goblin pedo

>>746686380
there's no way that thing isn't jew

>>746685172
Goblins can be tortured, bro
Goblins are despicable, cowardly rats

>>746686380
It truly was a different time.

>>746704375
They can't help it, it's in their nature. Culling them is necessary, but cruelty is unnecessary.

>>746702329
Hhnnggg unfff *cooms*

>>746686150
if you're playing as a wizard yes
if you're playing as a witch he might just be really really into watching you scream in pain

>>746689635
based

>>746688162
Lockhart was using Ron's fucked up wand though, the spell wasn't supposed to have such a strong effect.

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>>746687749
>THAT MICK HAS A WEAPON
still gets me everytime

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>>746686656
Groping Hermione...

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But why do you need a soul banishing curse when you could just levitate a particularly large rock at a reasonable velocity and let momentum do the job for you

Have they ever explained how house elfs are magically superior yet wizards some how have their species enslaved?

Gobstones

>>746714597
Wizards have no sense of right or wrong

>>746714687
Because house elves aren’t very smart. They were basically domesticated super early on once the early wizards realized this important fact.

>>746714687
I rationalise it by assuming that, since it’s so rare they’re allowed to use their magic independently, wizards stopped accounting for it

>>746684642
>Wtf happened in those 90 years
And don't forget the looney troon pub owner for some reason in a time where troons barely ever counted for less than 0.00001% of the male population.

>>746715559
Aren't they only dumb because wizards keep them dumb?

>>746683262
I really felt like this whole question was forced. Plenty of seemingly reasonable interactions that would logically conclude in all parties doing the right thing, but no. We had to get to the point where he kills his uncle and gets thrown in jail because it's more dramatic than what would realistically transpire based on all the observed interactions prior.