>hey>hey>what are you wearing to the party tonight?>I don't know, what should I wear?>sequins?>what you're wearing right now looks good enough, babe>give me a second to get dressed>all right, let me slowly open the fridge to get a beer and watch tv>love you, babe>love you too, babeThis is what we fucking NEEDED. I'm TIRED of outrageous weapons and cool stunt jumps. GTA NEEDED a slice-of-life installment.
God I need a gf so bad I'm so fucking lonely
>hey>hey>let's go bowling cousin>okGTA always had these moments
>>746694665Just manifest a tulpa wife
>>746694669They were largely optional. GTA 6 seems committed to the ever-growing trend of mandatory slice-of-life portions, and will likely include walk-and-talk hallway simulator segments aplenty.
hopefully this game will teach modern men how to actually act and be present in a relationship. most zoomers are incels for good reason. they just have no clue how to be fucking normal and how to play multiple roles as a man and partner. they think relationships are 99% sex instead of like 5% and then 1% after 6 months.
>>746694795It's just because of porn. Ban it and watch society heal in a decade or two.
>>746694795There’s no negotiating with a BPDemon like Lucia
Thank God we don't have to be in a relationship if we don't want to be. I'm glad Rockstar was thinking of us single lonely virgins who can't get women to date us.
>>746694738bowling is not optional cousin
>>746694529>Jason, welcome to the party, i'm so glad you finally got your vasectomy, welcome to the club buddy!
>>746694938>And remember Jason: What she did last night is HER business..>Snip snip
>>746694665The government doesn't want you to know this but you can kidnap one at the park and take it home for free.
>>746694529fixed
>>746694665be yourself
>>746695140Scrubbing from one image to another, am I the only one who notices who fugly video game women have gotten? The advanced tech has only made rendering realistic faces more of a liability in terms of appeal.These days, you have to render every fucking pore, every crease, especially those deep, deep nasolabial folds, pervasive throughout all AAA games right now. In the old days you could just slap a cute face texture onto a low-poly rig and call it a day.
>>746695404>am I the only one who notices who fugly video game women have gotten?Yes. You are the only one. This has never been mentioned before and you have somehow managed to make a truly novel observation.
This is what gamers want
>>746694529>GTA NEEDED a slice-of-lifelol lmao
>>746695514>HOLD R2 TO KEEP A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE
>>746695404>am I the only one who notices who fugly video game women have gottenIt's quite literally never been said before.
>>746694795Why would any guy be with a woman who doesn't like sex?
I just don’t care anymore
>>746696083i don't care any mo-oa-o
>>746696038Loneliness
I’m so fucking lonely every day of my life
>>746695514good goy
>>746695404It's been talked about every other thread. We all know about this anon
>>746694529You stupid fucking retard.
>>746696317lol, yeah.
>>746694529wrong
>>746694529she is realistic but not attractive, art should not cater to the ugly fatsos
>>746694529Reading this conversation is giving me a panic attack. 3DPD, horrible creatures.
You only want a girlfriend until you get one, then you'll complain about how much she talks and how clingy she is and how you have zero free time, then you'll break up and you'll realize how lonely you are.Wash, rinse, repeat.
>>746695514this is disgusting
>>746695514its just rockstars typical mission script failing to execute which will result in gameover, not an overworld mechanic
>>746696681that is true until you discover motorcycles and prostitutes
>>746696564I actually laughed when I saw "press circle to hurry" in your picrel. A franchise ostensibly about outrageous violence and crime should basically never prompt the player to "Press X to tell your girlfriend to hurry up". The very existence of such a prompt is inherently a joke, which is why I laughed.
What a thrillI'm solving a captcha to reply to a shillwhat. a. thrill
>>746695404Thats a voluntary choice by the designers. You can make attractive realistic faces.
>>746696958You know that chick is 11 years old right
>>746696681What if I get a gf I like as a person and therefore don't mind spending time with her
>>746694669you could put you phone on airplane mode in GTA 4 and not have to deal with any Roman calling you but a retarded zoomer like you won't know that because you neve fucking played GTA 4now fucking go and die
>>746696681Stop dating girls and start dating women
>>746696681my dream of gf is yunyun
>>746694529>hey*picks up phone*>hey>*goes on dating app*>what are you wearing to the party tonight?>*scrolls through dating app*>I don't know, what should I wear?>*swipes left on guy*>sequins?>*swipes left on another guy*>what you're wearing right now looks good enough, babe>*swipes gets bored of swiping*>give me a second to get dressed>*goes into DMs*>all right, let me slowly open the fridge to get a beer and watch tv>*999 DMs*>love you, babe*starts texting other guy*>love you too, babe
>>746694713I've had a succubus want to be my gf, she did not handle rejection well, and I do mean a demonic entity
>>746698103Why would you reject a succ wife?
>>746698045Nightmare reality
>>746698349Oh she kept going on about turning me into the antichrist and offering to teach me necromancy and I was like no way man I'm not even doing anything close to that. Got some holy water, apocalypse averted, you're welcome
>>746698689Can't imagine Peter Thiel would enjoy the competition desu. This town isn't big enough for two harbingers of death.
>>746696681You want what you cant have and the grass is always greener
>>746696681actually she wasn't clingy enough
>>746694665Just be like Jason (looking like him is a slight bonus)
Next generation is mentally ill, and it's beautiful.
>>746694819thats transphobic
>>746696681I've always wondered what happens if two extremely clingy people meet. Are they a perfect match?
>>746697067thats a big if
>>746700306How does one jasonmaxx?
>>746694795>instead of like 5% and then 1% after 6 monthsSex is non-negotiable, if you're not fucking then she's just a freeloading roommate that's cockblocking you from other women.
>>746700306Why are Terraria chads being maligned by this post I literally got my GF to play with me last week and we just beat mech bosses fuck you.
i like how she has a stripper pole in her apartmentgotta stay on top of her game for her work while jason is out doing his own thing
>>746702439It's not her apartment, they're crashing at a friend's place, you can see it by the pictures on the fridge.
>>746694529Maybe I'm autistic, but that shit was so fucking annoying. I'm glad I'm single.
>>746694529GTA VI is going to be recognisable for anyone who ever dated any latina or Southern Euro girl. Hope they include the temper tantrums, unwarranted jealousy and occasional mild domestic violence
>>746694669Ignoring phonecalls didn't effect your ending
>>746696681Maybe. I'm not a talkative person at all and when people want to talk to me I always realize that I don't really care what they're talking about. I guess with a girl it would be the same.
>>746694795BE A BETTER PARTNER
>>746698689You should haveet her do it but then used your powers for good and fight evil instead
>R-RAUL...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK LUCIA RAW!! RAUL!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE LUCIA!! PLEASE!! RAUL!! NOW!! YES RAUL PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! PLEASE BREAK LUCIA IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK RAUL-SAMA!! RAUL-SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS WITH YOUR MASSIVE DICK!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK LUCIA!!!!! RAUL PLEASE KISS ME! RAUL-SAMA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO LUCIA'S PUSSY!!! RAUL... I LOVE YOU RAUL !! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU RAUL-SAMA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND LUCIA EVERY DAY!!! RAUL!!! LETS USE YOUR KNIFE TO REMOVE MY MICRODICK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR GIGANTIC CUBAN COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND LUCIA AT THE SAME TIME!! LUCIA!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!!... PLEASE POOP ON LUCIA! RAUL YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM GOD SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...!! GET BOOBIE IKE AND DREQUAN TO USE THEIR BIBISIS AGAIN!!! MAKE THEM SODOMIZE THE PISS AND SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THEIR BIBISIS AND MAKE ME DRINK MY OWN PISS AND SHIT SMOOTHIE AND THEN VOMIT DOWN LUCIA'S THROAT AND DRINK MY OWN PISS AND SHIT SMOOTHIE VOMIT OUT OF HER MOUTH WITH AN ENVIRONMENTALLY SUSTAINABLE PAPER STRAW!!!!! MAKE THEM CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME RAULS ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! RAUL!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY RAUL EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO LUCIA!!! RAUL! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS YTBOI MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR CUBAN PISS RAUL!!!!! RAUL PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU EAT CUBAN SANDWICHES AND SHIT!!! RAUL! LUCIA SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HER STRAP ON BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY CUBAN ROD!! RAUL!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!! YABBA DABBA DOO
>>746694529We must be better grand theft autos...
What the fuck is sequinas?
>>746703576We must be grander thieves of autos.
>>746694665Just go up to one and show them your bulge. You're not a beta, are you?
>>746702386I'm a terrariachad and I find it funny
>>746696317yep... thats why you have to delude your brain into having a waifu
>>746698689Damn I was following you until this post lol
>>746694669At least you'd have a funny conversation with Roman about big titties on the way to the bowling alley
>>746694795>hopefully this game will teach modern men how to actually act and be present in a relationship.This.>be fit>have money to fund her lifestyle>constantly spend time with her>always do what she says>no screaming>don't speak too much>don't ask her where she was last night>vote democrat>support all her decisions>don't speak too little>act humble
>>746695404>deep nasolabial folds
>>746694529Reminder that women are hyper emotional self-absorbed children who are never satisfied and the world will make a LOT more sense for you if you gradually accept this understanding.And i've been married for 7 years.
>>746707153>and the world will make a LOT more sense for you if you gradually accept this understandingProblem is, the world pretends this isn't the case.
>>746707153This is true. It is still possible to be respectful to them, but you have to keep their "handicaps" in mind at all times, whilst also being careful not to let it show as that would be condescending.And whilst not married, I've been together with the same woman for 10+ years, and she's one of the wiser women I know
>>746694529DAMN STRAIGHT. Infiltrating Area 51 to steal a jetpack? Fuck that gay shit. I wanted to go to a movie theater while holding hands with Katie.
>>746695140>Asian AmericanShe'd be a completely insufferable BITCH
