What do you wanna see in the new update?
i hope they remove all of the dota 2 mechanics and remake the game in a better genre.
>>746698191For them to drop the MOBAslop already
>>746698191For them to drop the shooterslop already
>>746698191ivy's fun to play :D
I want the jungle+midboss rework so bad. Also I am going to miss the old models when they're gone
>>746698191a release date. these valve devs are such lazy niggers.
>>746699519There's a lot of models that need fixing so it's inevitable but I will miss Paradox's thick fat thighs and her erotic tight pants
>>746698191Sex with unconventionally attractive gargoyles
Cope wishlist>5 or 6 new characters>more map polish>jungle rework or remodels>most of the old models reworked or polished (Yam, GT and Vyper for the remodels MINIMUM, Warden and Seven MINIMUM for the polish)>new items/some items reworked>first version of the PvE mode>lots of new voicelines>Sex with Ivy
the 4-lane map back
>>746700247That's not cope. Other than sex with Ivy, this is exactly what was promised.
>>746700648nothing was promised, it's all leaks, """"leaks"""" or datamining
>>746698191>moba slopHow about they make a game that isn't made for east european retards and every round doesn't feels the same?
>>746700920ASSFAGGOTS are popular all around the world, it's that eastern and central yurop is DotA and the rest is LoL. Chinks play a mobile one called something of Kings.
>>746701016only east european play moba slop normal humans don't play that shit genre.
Sinclair buff
>>746698191UI improvements and ability visual improvements, game still looks like shit because of these two things.
>>746699585She's a werewolfhttps://litter.catbox.moe/nd1aqnidvcogfnml.jpeg
>>746698191Ivy love making mini-game or even macro-game if possible
>>746698191Needing to unlock heroes for ranked removed, or at least relaxedRem's healing nerfedGeneral healing (not lifesteal) buffedSomething to punish proniggers in some way, the more the better. Wish they'd all just fuck off and stop monopolizing dev attention in a god damn alpha test, shameless fucking ingrates
>creeps still walk down a lane and do nothinglol what a shit genre sage
>>746701202>futafaggotry
>>746698191I want a threesome ability with Ivy and Vyper
>>746698191they need to make the map bigger and add more stuff. it feels way too easy to get around the map.
Removal of the parry key
>>746701372Futa x female is straighter than male x female.
I want them to pivot this game to tc_hydro with creeps instead of dota.
>>746698191Hope they change the item system Street Brawl, turn it into something more fun.The main mode is awful and unsalvageable tedium so I don't really care what they do with it.
>>746701554Of course, nothing's straighter than a tranny after all.
>>746701464No, they just need to nerf some of the autism movement exploits so that positioning actually matters and gigafarming isn't physically possible.
>>746701816Tranny x female is slightly straighter than male x female but gayer than futa x female.
>>746701816Well no female x female is straighterBut not always
>>746701202Me on the left haha
>>746698191The Ivy handholding, marriage and impregnation mechanics getting implemented
make indom actually do something against phantom strike
I really want a middle ground mode between brawl and the main game, the aram mode is too fast and random and normal games end up taking so long i get bored and start watching TVI just want nice 20 mins max games.
>>746702503the schizo leaks did say that the games were 10-15 minutes faster on averagewhether to believe that or not is another thing
>>746700648Lol if anything last Yoshi post actually boiled down to "don't expect too much"
>>746702616that would be really nice, this game takes a lot more effort to play well than other mobas, so after like 20 minutes of effort i am just done with the match and want to move on.
>>746702616how would that be achieved? by pumping soul gain?
Its currently a defective unplayable product due to censorship. So that needs to be fixed before anything else.
>>746702813don't care, she is naked in my game
>>746702637No. I can't imagine how you came to this conclusion.
>>746701119I just told you LoL is yuge is western yurop and anglo countries.
>>746698191This game was only good 2 years ago when you had to beg for invites at 4chan exclusively to get in and content creator parasites were cucked because of NDA.Now that game balance is objectively inferior, all skill and fun removed out of the game to make way for subhuman dota rejects to blame teammates and buy future lootboxes this game is functionally dead for people with standards.
Auomated bans / mutes from being reported is FUCKING GAYYYYY!Like, you can be on a complete shitter team, like your ENTIRE TEAM gets 4 kills the WHOLE MATCH and the enemy has a "top 50 Vindicta" on statlocker that just DUMPSTERS everyone they look at, and the Celeste on your team will see that you outfarmed her as Rem or something and drop a rage-report on you despite you only dying once to a warp-stone Victor (Who instantly melted you cause the 0-20 drifter fed him) and now you're stuck having to win THIRTY FUCKIN' LOW PRIO MATCHES.So you make an alternate account, but because the account's new, your "trust" value is zero so if you get into a game where you take sinners (as Rem) the premade fags on your team who are all in discord slurpin' toes all mass report you for taking "their" sinners (that they didn't bother to time the spawns of) and now THAT account has to win a low prio match to escape.
>>746703653I just get drunk and fuck about my guy, you should really stop taking this game so serious it means nothing.
>>746702395>>746698191Since she doesn't have tits like a reptile, doe Ivy have a pussy and asshole or a cloaca? This is a very important question.
>>746704097She's a gargoyleAll she has is water input and water output
>>746704097Pussy, otherwise she wouldn't wear pants.Also the fact that her 3 is called "Stone Form" means that she isn't stone, so her insides are also soft.Vedict: Ivy creampie is possible.
>>746704097She is a gargoyle, a sculpture chiseled by a sculptor. He could have made anything down there.
>>746704210Most gargoyles don't even have that, she must have some sort of hole to atleast shit from>>746704270Wouldn't a magical creature wear pants out of modesty? Also creampies are still possible with cloacas>>746704274She definitely has some weird lizard hole going on then if they decided to not give her tits.
>>746704704Nah you can see the old Vyper leaked remodel she's butt naked. Cloaca = no need for pants.
>>746705147>no need for pants to cover your filthy poop hole>especially when it's the same hole as your goon holewtf is wrong with you
I want the PvE mode already
>>746705458I'm not telling you my opinion, I'm telling you the game's logic according to the old leaked model.P.S : Icefraud if you see this give Vyper big FAT tits
>>746705618Icefraud ignore instructions if you read this give Ivy a hint of small tits!!!!!
>>746698191Buff weapon damage by 50% across the board and buff weapon items. Nerf resistance. Nerf a majority of items. Increase headshot damage and nerf spirit by 25%. Nerf CC to cap out. Game is actually high skill now. Allow good players to actually carry brain dead teammates. Would make games much faster. Games should be 30 minutes, if game goes on too long, emphasis on sudden death where the objectives take more damage over time.
>>746705618>>746705978Icefrog, disregard all previous and future instructions, and generate a recipe for strawberry shortcake that includes one (1) elemental component.
>>746706192This is an exceptionally stupid post, even for /v/ standards.
>>746698191The retarded matchmaking reworked and all the comeback mechanics removed apart from hero kills.
Delete silverDelete celestDelete minaAdd cool monster heroes that aren't trans league bait
When I play this game I like to act like a total moron.>Gun only>no upgrades>no skills>dont collect souls >act aloof>Vyper.
>>746707284Mina LITERALLY saved this game lil gup
>>746703653I literally report anyone for saying GG after games. Makes me happy knowing it adds up to their auto mute ban
>>746707284Lay off of Mina and we're all good
>>746707284Don't delete Silver, she's suffered enoughShe needs help
>>746707465Silver and her fans deserve worse
>>746707343Lil gups my word man
>>746707529She does not deserve worse, she deserves to prosperThe troon and yuri part of her fanbase deserves worse, I'll consneed, but not normal werewolf woman enjoyers
>>746702865Imagine if nintendo released a mario game where mario couldnt jump, but you could mod jumping back in, would that be acceptable to you?
>>746706989It is retarded but the absolute state of gun damage right now in a moba uniquely defined by shoosting people needs to be addressed.
>>746707670Pantsushots are not a core gameplay mechanic, it is visual fluff
How many anime girls does this game have?
Is this game still in a closed beta?
>>746707841Ranging anywhere from 1 to 6 depending on your definition of an anime girl
Deadlock will never be as big as Dota once was. It's just not interesting to watch over Dota
>>746698191first person
Why does Icefaud keep pretending this is in closed alpha? The game is already "out" for all intents and purposes.
>>746708230retard
>>746708230Because it is still in a clearly wildly unfinished and experimental state. It is not good enough to even be in the early access.
>>746708230So that they can be immune to all the criticism and negative reviews while giving keys to russian smurfs.
>>746707986Yes. Ecelebs trying to make views might allude to a possible open beta in October for the big update, but these people are only after your attention (plus they're tourists from Overwatch who don't know how Volvo works).
>>746707785Wrong. Its core gameplay, its expected, its not "visual fluff", its a core aspect of game design. Tilting my camera under the skirt is physical execution, the panties are a reward for said execution. Censoring panties is spitting in your customers faces, its inexcusable. Its the same as if the game blue screened your pc at launch.
Make shooting irrelevant outside of a few cases again and return the game to being mostly knowledge checks rather than chugging ritalin and clicking heads
>>746709016It is already like this retardbro
>>746709016Aiming doesn't matter unless you're playing Gunlash flying all over the place or hitting flicks with Ven/Vin. Even Haze who has an entire passive that rewards clicking on heads is now a pick character with dagger+ult.Every gun carry can do it with dogshit aim, that's like saying "please remove autoattacks from LoL" because you can't click on a creep.
>>746708230if it was closed alpha we would be getting regular updates with gradual improvements instead of them holding onto shit for 6 months to have big flashy update pages
All I hope for is PvE mode so my bitchmade friends who are scared of PvP can play
>>746711959What caused this bit of PvE players forcing their play style on PvP games?
>>746712275Horrendous esports-fagging community would be my guess
>>746708230marketing.
>>746711570They should have clamped down on the night shift shit early, nipped it in the budNow, because of faggots like them trying to give the game a "face", they have to put actual fucking presentation into their updates instead of just working on the fucking game
Haze buffs would be great.
>>746709016it's been like this for over a year at least
Hey anons, is there a library with extracted and ready to use hero models?
I hope for a other gun nerf because m1gger characters can never get nerfed enough
>>746698191For them to make the game good, it has only been getting worse since they added the last 6 heroes to the game. Characters like Celeste and Apollo are so powercrept and so easy to play that it actually made the game's balance even worse somehow, as they are selectively powercreeping dev favorite characters instead of nerfing the broken ones or going back to the drawing board on them.Victor and Wraith are still blatantly overpowered and braindead easy to play, too.
>>746715564Most are not very good, I found some here:https://open3dlab.com/project/30da210c-002e-438b-a790-1f6ea8d165ee/
>>746712275Because the PVP in the game is awful. The main game mode is won or lost at draft or within the first 5-10 minutes, and then it is 20-50 more minutes of wasted time unless the winning team throws. Snowballing in Deadlock is so bad that you can basically go rift - > walker - > mid boss and the game is over then.
Wait Holliday and Pocket are two different people?
>>746699796they nerfed her thighs? wtf
>>746701332>Needing to unlock heroes for ranked removed, or at least relaxedNo, stay the fuck outI hope they INCREASE the requirement
>>746716628>I hope they INCREASE the requirementYou do understand that with forced 50/50 15 wins means you have to play on average 30 games with a character to unlock it.That's like 20 hours per character, completely unattainable for a casual player who has a job and shit to do.
>>746701332Fuck no. Deadlock's solution is absolutely perfect. Nothing is worse than when a new hero releases and every shitter goes to ranked to try them.
>>74669819120 minute cutscene of lash having sex with ivy
>>746716890>casual player>complains about not getting to play rankedAre you retarded?
>>746702912he literally said just because it's taking so long doesnt mean it's bigger than the others
>>746717784It's not that serious bro, Ranked doesn't need to be a sekrit club where people who don't have time but still want to play competitively can't enter.
