he's literally me
making fun of white shut-ins is safe satire for modern rockstar
>>746699513damn bro got hurt on a personal level
>>746699513jesus all you guys do is whine and make yourself out to be the victim
>>746699513>implying that's the only thing they'll make fun oflooking forward to your apology when they mock extreme wokeness/pronounsthere is a pronouns skit somewhere in there.
>>746699598after they censored themselves in 5 because the trannies had a cry? big doubt.. unless that was Dan's doing.
>>746699513imagine looking at a big fat slob loser and immediately thinking "that is literally me. they are making fun of ME."the west has fallen
>>746699513the world is healingthe whole world went to shit the moment we stopped making fun of nerds
>>746698886omg pic is literally me
>>746699513Good. Autistic failed men deserve to be ridiculed.
>>746699812looks like the bad guy from Deadly Premonition kek
>>746700040
>>746699812would be more accurate with a nigger and latina
>>746699513Incels deserve it
>>746699513now say it without crying
>>746700121Ok foid.
>>746699598kek no way. I’ll believe it when I see it. 2026 Rockstar is woke as fuck. They were woke way back when Dan Houser was still there.
>>746699812lez m8 what's goin on?
>>746699598If they have it, i want to kill everyone on the pride parade
>>746699812>jason! im so glad for your vasectomy and your wife's son graduation
>>746700435go away
>>746699598>He forgot about the take 2 press conference with the gay gaming expertLMFAO
>>746700615>nooo you bloody benchgoy treating my million dollars marketing campaign
>>746698886I remember doing this with my parents sleeping next room. Living on the edge lmao
>>746698886I remember playing the VR version of Resident Evil 4 and getting hard when Ashley cowered as I had my gun out. Worse version, but that was fun.
>>746699598they wont
>>746700121he's not brown enough
>>746700615>leave my billion dollar company alone
>>746699592Didn't you pedophiles to be spend an entire half decade crying that nobody is calling you by the made up pronoun nonsense you deem is correct for you? >>746699598This will not happen in any way that matters to anyone. It will be a tiny bit of ribbing like an attack helicopter joke by the most skinhead character they can create that then either gets rescinded by Jason kicking his ass or by him apologizing or maybe he gets pushed under a bus while everyone cheers. You know it as well as I do.
>>746698886>>746701089I remember playing Blade and Sorcery and getting hard as I beat and killed female enemies. Not joking kek it was weird.
>>746699812slop me up a pic of Sassy Th' Sasquatch will ya m8Preferably fixin me up a Tripper Snipper y'druggo
Porn VR is massively overrated, once the novelty factor wears off its just cumbersome and it still doesn't feel real at all, it makes you appreciate how easy it is to just have a wank in your gamer chair in front of your desktop. Ease of use > Immersion
>>746699513kys tourist. Rockstar has been doing that for 20+ years
>>746699812looks like the disappoint father meme
Why didn't that dude Trevor killed at the start of GTA5 just respawn at the hospitalWas he shit at the game when not controlled by a player?
>>746699513this. obvious to anyone with a working brain and capable of honest thought
>>746699598>there is a pronouns skit somewhere in thereholy copium.
>>746698886How the fuck is he playing vr without full body tracking equipment or at least the hand pieces????
>>746700413I've said this before. There WILL be a pride parade in the game, BUT it's going to be part of a mission(Probably a side mission, but being part of the main story wouldn't surprise me either.) and you'll be tasked with defending it from "right wing nazi extremists". Shooting at the parade yourself will result in an immediate MISSION FAILED: You ruined the pride parade. No I won't take my meds because I'm right.
>>746702934Would be crazy
>>746701628This. Had a few wanks to JAV VR and some games, sold it a few months later lmao
>>746699598I think there will be a bit of this but you have to remember that they said they're glad they won't release the game during Trump's presidency. Ironically they'll do it after all kek. But you have to wonder, why would this be a big deal to them?So yeah I don't expect many jokes about wokeness
>>746703238There will be none
If there isn't a mission where you snipe an orange haired wannabe tyrant with a gathering of literal retards applauding him, I'll be shocked but not very shocked.
>>746703345In one leaked clip when Jason stole a truck the person said something like "no that was a gift of one of my boyfriends!" I didn't see if it was a woman or man saying it but... I guess that can be considered a light jab at poly shit?
Always hate the porn vr jokes because they always have their hands free and that's not how it fucking works, you've got controllert. have flogged my shit good and proper with vr.
>>746703960You would have an onahole on your dick
