Why is a fit ex-army ranger robbing a gas station? Why would he only wear a bandana? There are so many retarded details like this, but people will still buy the game regardless.It's as if people think Rockstar were immune from wokeness and forced DEI hiring in the late 2010s and early 2020s. There's no corporation on earth who could resist it, so why would Rockstar be any different?Buy the game if you want, but don't be surrpised when you encounter all of this DEI slop.
>>746703793>It's as if people think Rockstar were immune from wokeness and forced DEI hiringGet a software update nigga.
>>746703793Because veterans are fucking retarded and always begging for gibs. It's accurate, dumbass.
>Why is a fit ex-army ranger robbing a gas station? Why would he only wear a bandana?yeah fr ong no cap he should've been wearing this instead
>>746703793sounds like you don't know any veteran
>>746703793Well it was made for gta audience
>>746703793it's what they dohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Elliott_Sommer
Could be worse,he could be selling furry dragons in Second Life
>>746703793>Why is a fit ex-army ranger robbing a gas station?The government gibs aren't enough to live off of. Why else.
>>746703887troon having a melty over here lmao
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>>746703793I expect GTA 6 to be boring and bad, and I think chasing higher levels of realism invites higher levels of scrutiny,but,do you think maybe we are nitpicking just a little too much?
>>746703887A fuckton of women and indians worked on this game, getting upset over people doing a noticing won't change how destructive that is to a game's quality
>>746704997RDR2, GTA 4, 5 and 6 are actually both unrealistic/arcadey and realistic in unfun ways. It's a very bad blend of both.
>>746705515That's true anon. The overall package isn't realistic exactly, but they're chasing realism hard in ways that suck the fun out of it. The series (RDR included) hasn't been the same since GTA 4.
>>746704903>buzzword regurgitationYou are an npc
>>746704038Unironically this, not enough games do full plate armor in contemporary settings and I'll never not be angry about this.
>>746703793Huh? His backstory is being a veteran?>Oy vey, you should sign up for the military, just like this videogame character!>If you're lucky and don't die for Israel, then you, too, can get an extremely mid and mediocre mexican whore after she's ready to settle down!They can't even make their propaganda appealing nowadays because they've drunk their own fucking kool-aid. Oh boy, I can't wait for it to flop, followed by even more blatant paid shilling trying to convince the world that it didn't flop!
>>746706234Yeah, that's Rockstars officially bio for him. Grew up around petty criminals, joined the Army to try and go straight, ended right back in with the petty crooks.
>>746706054Buzzwords or no, you are indeed a troon and you are indeed having a melty.
>>746703793The economy is in shambles
>>746703793maybe it was a dishonorable dischargeshould've gone into private security
>>746703793You nigga are coming up with more retarded criticism possible >Erm guy why is GTA protagonist committing a robbery >>746706234What are you 14, you stupid discord troon
>>746704038games for this feel?
>>746703887its true people do talk as if all that dei crap had no effect on rockstar because how could a game studio that made gta san andreas and gta iv allow itself to be so pozzed? but it had no choice, nobody had a choice, and gta 6 is gonna suck ass, and every screenshot and video we see proves it
>>746706342So he is basically the dude from vice city stories but white
>>746707694Hatred.
so go woke make bank again?
>>746703793They're both healthy, sober, capable of getting jobs, even if they have criminal records, i see no justifiable reason for why theyd rob a servo. Id like to think the story will present us with one, but knowing how game studios are these days, it probably wont, and everyone will be massively disappointed. I get that theyre going with a bonnie and clyde thing, but this just seems like not much thought went into the story, and the game will no doubt be full of plot holes like this.
>>746707909GTA is a game series that wasn't built on being Woke, it's reputation and the reason for why people bought it was not for 'Wokeness' again it was the opposite if anything.This isn't like Mixtape or Concorde, Woke games that failed as an entity because they were only known as being Woke.This is a case of Woke devs infecting a pre-existing non-woke franchise with Wokeness. It'll still be successful but it'll ruin it's reputation as a result and the next game after GTA6 will suffer as a result, but because they only release games once every 10-15 years, it's a unique case of reputational damage in this instance unless absolutely catastrophic, will be negligible at best in long term damage. There's also the factor that this is just in terms of the Solo Story, whereas most people will be buying GTA6 for it's online component which relies on the interaction between players and using the game as a backdrop/ sandbox.
>>746708081Could be a flashback to earlier in their partnership, when they were small time.
>>746703793You know Jason isn't even the first ex-military GTA protag, right? Or second, for that matter. Or third.
>>746708081Have you considered that robbing stores and stealing cars in GTA is fun and the reason why you would play this game?
>>746708121>but it'll ruin it's reputationdoubt that.
>>746703793>wokeness and forced DEI hiring>There's no corporation on earth who could resist it>all of this DEI slopYawn. When are these chud outrage bait bots going to update their programming?
>>746708167NO, I want my GTA characters to go to church and work a 9 to 5 and go home to a lovely two-story house in the suburbs with their lovely CAUCASIAN wife and 2.5 kids. Crime simulations are for niggers.
>>746706054>accuses someone of buzzword regurgitation>anon uses one himself in the same postWhat did anon mean by this?
smells like video games in here
>>746708247Yeah I addressed the outcome in the entire sentence, kinda takes the meaning out of the post when you quote only 5 words that are part of a larger post.
>>746707909Profoundly dishonest.
>>746708275When are you going to be able to refute it instead of trying to make it go away by calling it outrage bait?
>>746708162It's like the most basic template for a gta protag
>>746703793obviously they're going to be broke and dumb (ex-criminal fighters, dumbass M.A.R.I.N.E AKA muscles are required intelligence not expected)they start small and dumb knocking over a shop and get away with itthis leads to them thinking they can do moreand moreand moreand then they don't walk away and get fuckedits a tale as old and cliched as time but rockstar will put a spin on it somehowthey'll be using bandanas and stolen cars like any thug at the start and graduate to top end gear and proper equipment (such as key cloners) and thermal lances and shit like that
>>746708571Give us the sauce, too. So we can still finish it in case the shilljeets get rid of you for interfering with their marketing.>>746708647>will put a spin on it somehowNo, they fucking won't. It'll be the most generic fucking crap possible.
>>746708770[Jairou] Shounen ga Otona ni Natta Natsu Ch. 1-4 [English] [Colorized] [Decensored]
NTR shit
>>746708081>capable of getting jobsAnon being able to get a job is not a deterrant to crime. Hell even dentists and doctors rob and steal shit and they make 30/hr look pititful. Crime pays high and fast and a well planned nefarious act can score a single person the monthly budget of a working class in an hour or less.
>>746708770anon putting a spin on it doesn't mean they'll flawlessly create a brand new fresh take that'll leave us all whirling and analysing it decades later like the thing or somethingjust that they'll do some shit with itit might be a stale and predictable thing (lucia betrays jason, jason actually has a side bitch all along, jason was an undercover CAI agent all this time and lucia ends up being an undercover FIB agent, or some other shit) but that'd still be putting a spin on it
>>746709131oh yeah, the>he's ex dominican intelligencething makes me think they're both ex glowies and the plot twist will be one of them betraying the other. yawn
>>746708121There has as of yet been zero evidence put forward that the game is woke. There have however been plenty completely baseless claims.
>>746703793>Why is a fit ex-army ranger robbing a gas station? Why would he only wear a bandana? There are so many retarded details like this, but people will still buy the game regardless.Because if you've interacted with anyone instead of getting all of your social interactions from pol echo chambers and tiktok youd understand that not everyone is a genius.
>>746709613Calm the fuck down, gay Epstein
>>746709591So everyone in pol echo chambers is a genius?
>>746707694Payday
>>746703793I wonder if Jason can get veteran discounts
>>746708379I disregarded most of the AI-generated post
What the fuck is going on here
Ending for this porn slop was so fucking retarded.She was already hot before turning into the redhead and the shota was already into her.This "she needs to fuck 50 other men before the shota" is just unfathomably fucking stupid.
>>746706206>full plate armor in floridian heatidk are you sure
>>746708469you have to prove it first
Main problem is robbing stores was in 5. After afew its boring as fuck. This will be that for 80 hours with gay ass on rails shooting missions etc sprinkled in.
>>746703957Exactly thats why we have the stereotype of black doctors and engineers and white soldiers are known as violent repeat felons that judges just keep giving weak punishme- ...Wait... hold on you're retarded.
>>746706234>Oh boy, I can't wait for it to flop, followed by even more blatant paid shilling trying to convince the world that it didn't flop!lol, lmao even. Just like The Odyssey, right? It was real, in my mind
>>746709860>every post longer than three sentences is AI generatedReally can't even conceive of anyone having a brain, can you? You'll continue to engage at the most surface level possible, and turn off your thoughts at every opportunity. Just like all leftists.
>>746709917bots arguing with bots
>>746710174There's ample proof, you just ignore it and pretend you never saw it to start with.There's nothing so pathetic as someone who ignores information but still wants to act like an authority on it.
>>746710417actual idiot take, this is not what happens
>>746710309>Just like The Odyssey, right?l'm sure it made money or whatever, but anecdotally, I've heard barely anyone talking about it, like they forgot it existed immediately after it was released. That's really bad for a high budget, star powered Nolan movie.Something doesn't have to flop outright to do much worse than it should.
>>746710540It's exactly what happens, and everybody knows it.
>>746707694Trapeng2
>>746710540Every single fucking time leftoid subhumans do this
>>746710540I don't think these people actually have ideologies. They are reactionaries in the sense of the word in that they will react in the exact opposite way to anyone they deem "problematic." It goes without saying this behaviour does not result in a coherent outlook on the world in any way whatsoever. You are just like them by repeating twitter hot takes as your new world view like a fucking bot. Adding an image as chaff to see if you will attack my decoy without understanding my centra point, because idiots refuse to learn when they feel insulted and get defensive
>>746710846you fell in the same trap and this applies to you too >>746710976
>>746703887FPBP
>>746703793it's a game about being retarded degenerate low life trash, so I don't see much of an issue with the main character being retarded.
>>746709794>friends beg me to go stealth>bring the heaviest armor I can wear and the minigun
This thread turned me into a man
>>746708275Right after the 2028 elections
>>746703793because it's a vidyagame
>>746711034
>>746703793>Why is a fit ex-army ranger robbing a gas station?We don't take care of our vets after they're done serving Isr- I mean America.
>>746703793America is famously known for taking good care of its veterans.
>>746710161Honestly, I saw it coming from the start. It was really obvious from the way it was set up right after the previous scene.
>>746703887>Get a software update niggaTell this to the devs lmao
>>746711582incel
>>746707694intravenous 2
>>746703793>why would a veteran rob a gas stationBro. Army veterans are literally on the top of crime charts everywhere. People who are hyped about killing people and survival and go back to normal life cant survive on a normal 9-5 job. That's literally the plot.https://www.justice.gov/archives/atj/fact-sheet-access-justice-access-veterans
>>746703793Ludonarrative dissonance
>>746710976That's cool and all but it's actually true that people of certain ideological persuasions act in perpetually bad faith
where did you even get the colorized versionI kinda want to see the ending but the blackwhite manga pages the reverse search brings up filters me after getting spoiled by the colored panels
>>746714353What? You can't get past the panda?If you know, you know. The jannies got him like I figured would happen, so I went and read it myself.For the plot.
>>746706234also if you enlist they ll give you a weekend to play gta 6 KEK
>>746707832and cucked victor was being the stepfather of a random trash caravan whore and its children
>>746703793nobody is this nitpicky about any other game. Why are rockstar fans *and* their detractors this autistic about meaningless details? gta sucks because it's not fun, not because you can't put things in your pocket.
