https://starcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/The StarCraft main page started glitching right before BlizzCon.The entire page is covered in glitchy effectsHow will they fuck it up?
>>746820473>giving blizzard money in 2026Retarded cattle baka
Thank god esports faggotry is on its way out, maybe this'll have a chance to be good unlike 2.
>>746820473lets fucking go
>battlepass>battlepass>battlepass>battlepass>battlepass>cash shop>cash shop>eceleb announcer packs
starcraft2 remastered
Can modern blizzard be trusted with sc3 though?...
>>746820473Does anyone even care about this game or RTS as a whole anymore?
It won't be an RTS since almost nobody plays that shit. It will be a live service Helldivers-esque game, screenshot this.
>>746820473Hell, it's about time.
>>746820473>How will they fuck it up?The same way they fucked up Warcraft games.
We back?!Rts comeback! Korea rise up!
>>746821035Unironically the only possible blizzard game that could make me excited
Did people like the story of 2?If not, how could they salvage it?
>>746820941Absolutely not. It will be woke garbage, but it will sell well regardless. Such are the times.
>>746820473World of Starcraft, also it's gonna be developed by Nexon
>>746820941This wouldnt get green lit today
>>746820473>starcraft 2 page not doing it, only sc1Oh jesus fucking christ please tell me they're not patching brood war, please god please no
>STARCRAFT NOW ON STEAM
It's gonna be an extractions shooter.
>>746820473either a mobile game or an fps (or both). their RTS devs left long ago
>>746820473Starcraft 1 remake in full 3d.
How the fuck do you continue a story that ended with a character becoming a benevolent omnipotent space god?
>>746821254>they add a new expansion to SC1 Remaster with a bunch of new units and balance changes>They add a 4th factionrip korea
>>746821407That Nova game they teased.
>>746821089>huskythe definition of sell-out
>>746821254Fuck defilers, fuck unviewable upgrade/production buildings, fuck zerg in generalYou know this game needs to fix that bullshit at least right?
>>746820890There was literally a streamer event titlecard with a bunch of eceleb’s faces on the main menu of Overwatch a few months ago. I logged out and haven’t logged back in. I am no longer the target audience for blizzard games
>>746821120Retcon the entire thing and restart from the end of BW, unironically.>>746821679I'd be pissed as fuck. While I trust that BW would continue, the shakeup would take a while to unwind, just like SC2 fucked up the BW scene for several years and screwed over a few rising stars. BW actually could benefit from a VERY minor balance patch but not a full-blown expansion and certainly not anything made by Blizz.
>>746821487That already exists, is called Starcraft Mass Recall.
>>746821679You jest, but a starcraft 3 with two versions of each race would be cool.Terrans and these guys from broodwar (UEDP?)Classic zerg and primitive zerg.Protoss and the edgy protoo with his own faction.
>>746820473It's developed by a korean studio, not by BlizzardIts most likely going to be a mobile game (that will likely get a pc port too to avoid the "don't you have phones" meme but it's still going to be a watered down crap designed with touch controls in mind)
somehow xel'naga returned
>>746820473>successfully boycotted StarCraft 2 when they parceled the game into 3 separates full MSRP entries to Jew the consumerI mean I'm sure each S2 game is probably big enough to justify the price but still I am stubborn
>>746820473Number 3 usually does well in games, but its Blizzard so its going to be shit.
Just give a space opera political faction kino campaign and go full budget on great pve coop hero content. Go live service for a bunch of new coop mission updates if you want I'll be happy with that. Fuck pvp I have broodwar asl to watch.That's it sc3 success story
It's sad that they will never try anything with the warcraft ip due to the cattle playing the "mmo"
>>746822914you realize hearthstone is based off of warcraft rightit's more likely that making a new warcraft when starcraft was an infinitely more popular RTS doesn't make sense
there's also an ARG in the inspect element console, see for yourself(https://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/1w6inok/all_arg_logs_from_the_official_website_so_far/)
>>746820941Hell no, whoever they have patching SC2 is doing some terrible job, I would not trust them to change a button correctly
I mean, yeah modern Blizzard/MSoft is incapable of making a good game, let alone a good RTS. But fuck me silly I have a tiny shred of hope that SC3 happens and it ends up blowing me away. Brood War and WoL were some of the most fun I ever had playing video games.
>>746820473I just want them to release StarCraft 1 and Warcraft 3 on Steam.
>>746820941NO LOL older blizzard wasn't able to deliver with SC2It's going to end up all causal and dogshit like sc2 but even worse
>>746820473>sc3lmao it's just the fps that's been leaked like 30 timesYou're out of your fucking mind if you think they're doing an rts again.
>>746824343Anon, just download the games for free on internet archive and add them to steam. It doesn't even require Battle.net.
>>746821019Yes.
>>746821089is that fucking dylan mulvaneyif your gf looks that much like the bud light tranny you have fucked up, trade her in
>>746824507>announcing a sageretard
>>746824220The WoL campaign was good enough for me to want to do it in a single sitting, absolutely fantastic, despite the less than stellar story the missions were excellent
>>746824486>download the games for free on internet archiveBought them decades ago.
>>746824615well then just add them to steam normally
>>746820473please let it be an FPS MMO like Destiny, I'm literally going insane with nothing to replace it with
>>746821407Honestly, a Battlefield style game about the Guild Wars could actually be good, but y'know, Blizzard.
>>746821732Aesthetic/Bugs>Train/research animations for Toss and Zerg buildings>Dark Swarm graphic corrected to match actual area of effect>Turret freeze bug fixedBalance-Protoss>Plasma Shield upgrade costs reduced by 50/50 across the board (way overcosted)>D-Web research cost 200/200->100/100 (200/200 is not viably costed given it requires Fleet Beacon)>Scout vision/speed upgrades made baseline (scout sucks, this might give it corner case use as a "2-3 of" early harasser against T or unprotected Z drone lines)>Scout air damage 14x2->12x2, ground damage 8->6x2 (see above; less air damage, more ground damage)>Assimilator shields/HP 450/450->350/450 (more closely matches refinery and extractor 750 HP, nerfs gas steal)>Shield Battery collision/graphic sizing halved (these are too big for what they do, fucking up defensive wall-ins by obstructing pathing and blocking canon space)Balance-Zerg>Consume returns only 10 energy on drones/zerglings (this doesn't need explaining if you've ever actually played this game or at least watched it played competitively)Balance-Terran>Ghost +1 sight/lockdown/nuke range baseline (see below change; adding the +1 lockdown range might make them viable against late game carrier masses)>Ocular Implants no longer increases ghost sight and nuke range but instead changes damage type to normal and lets them ignore dark swarm/terrain malus; research time 105->63s (raises DPS to match marine DPS and lets T counter burrowed lurkers just camping under swarm without reliance on irradiate)>Restoration restores targeted unit plus nearest 2 other afflicted units within a short range of targeted unit instead of just targeted unit (T units are already the most micro-intensive, this would make restoring plagued science vessels, among other things, more practical)>Wraith unit size medium (less papery against hydras, goons, and goliaths, to which they'll still lose with detection; no effect vs mutas and scourge)
>>746820473>How will they fuck it up?
The SC2 story was such a clusterfuck. They dezerged Kerrigan just to Zerg her back 10 minutes later, but even betterer. Oh, and the Overmind wasn’t a bad dude after all.
>>746824881Plague should damage shields first and shouldn't ignore armor
>>746824645 go back.
>>746820890They already did that in Starcraft 2
>>746824486Not that anon but I was wondering what would be the best way to just go through the camping of starcraft 1 and 2, and warcraft 3 without dealing with blizzard bullshit. I'll probably do that now
>>746824486This. Fuck nu-Blizzard. Theyre pedos. Fuck activision too.
>>746820473>in the script of the glitch vfx it has obvious AI typed commentskekanyway yeah it's going to be an FPS isn't it
>>746820941They couldn't even deliver on SC2
they should just put sc1 on steam to inject some new players into the multiplayer desu
>>746820473HERE IS YOUR STARCRAFT 3 , AUTISMAL AUTISTS OF /v/IRGINIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoVF2-_O4-w&list=PLSPeCL-8prtOoB-BixGlEKb4niTfmSN5nHERE IS YOUR STARCRAFT 3 , AUTISMAL AUTISTS OF /v/IRGINIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoVF2-_O4-w&list=PLSPeCL-8prtOoB-BixGlEKb4niTfmSN5nHERE IS YOUR STARCRAFT 3 , AUTISMAL AUTISTS OF /v/IRGINIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoVF2-_O4-w&list=PLSPeCL-8prtOoB-BixGlEKb4niTfmSN5n
>>746821035That actually sounds pretty credible, speculation from certain corners has already for a while now been that certain major devs are eyeing the continued controversies of Helldivers as a potential PUBG-Fortnite opportunity.
>>746825808These crazy bastards got Sziky to play in their tournaments.
>>746820473It's just going to be sc1 re-remastered in sc2 engine followed by nexon's sc3
>>746825808Not sure why they can't add new race, balance and units without fucking up the shitty pathwalk and mining.
>>746825254How about you get fucked instead, faggot? I've been here longer than you anyway
>>746820473If its another remaster I'm going to be so disappointed
>>746825808>>746825923They got OyA too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtKOEr_O8Io
>>746820473Does MicroActiBlizz have any good faith left at this point? Starcraft 2, which was only ActiBlizz, was already ass to the extreme to the point the Koreans kept playing Brood War. Because it's still the superior experience. How the fuck can MicrotransactionActivateyouralmondsBliz even compete?
>Known Nexon collab in the works>Nexon allegedly in further negotiation about even more projects>Diablo 2 received Warlock expansion after 25 yearsSo what else do we know as far as Blizzard/Starcraft is concerned?>>746820473>blizzcon in 10 dayswow had no idea
>>746820473Nobody cares.
>>746826905zoomer out
>>746820473If it's not an RTS I don't give a fuck. I don't know how you can look at how ass all the guns in Overwatch feel and go "yeah I want another shooter by these guys"
>>746826158That's too much work for a billion dollar company. Also remember that Wings of Liberty was balanced around what the devs played and personally got annoyed with and they even allowed that same shit to go unchecked for years in HoTS. Then they wonder why the game is dead
My girls will be there at blizzcon to reveal it
>>746820473They should add a new factionThey still need to ripoff the Necron
Seriously doubt Starcraft 3 would ever happen. They might make a spinoff game but a large scale RTS in this day and age? The name would carry it for a few months but every SC player that's still trying to be relevant has tried to jump ship to every other RTS that's popped up in the last decade only to drop them and go back to either Brood War or SC2. They don't have anything else. Unless Blizzard outright shutters SC2 (they won't), any new SC project is doomed to failure.
>>746827034She cute
>>746824881I like the ghost change honestly. But something rubs me the wrong way with siege tanks not even able to do splash damage against single target lurkers, while revears don't give a fuck and does no friendly fire.But I can see every zerg losing against 3 tank push timings without that one fucking invincible lurker being there. So I don't know.
RTS isn't happening, they tried EVERYTHING to monetize SC2 and absolutely nothing worked.
>>746827261Like 10 years after it launched with a fraction of the player baseIt was profitable but not make a 100x flipping png gacha boxes profitable. And you know they can't have that.
wasnt the shooter rumoured for a whileis that cumming or notand it probably isnt Ghost either right
>>746827261Which is why SC3 will be free to play and fully monetized from the start instead of trying to split the game up into 3 fully priced titles spread several years apart. SC2's strategy was just retarded in many ways. It's not really a surprise that it underperformed
>>746820941I wouldnt even trust nuBlizzard to watch paint dry on walls
>>746827485It's the shooter, you're retarded if you think blizz is gonna release an rts.They don't even have anyone left or tried hiring anyone with any rts expertise whatsoever, they could barely somewhat fix reforged to a degree, anyone that expects an rts has NOT played or kept up with blizzard and rts in the past 10 years.
How would an SC3 even be made? There's nowhere for the story to go, it fucking ended.
>>746827485>>746828186100% it's a shooter
>>746828619here's a revelation for Blizzard; not every video game story needs to be about saving the universe from THE ANCIENT EVIL
>>746828619>There's nowhere for the story to go, it fucking ended.So let me get this straight. Starcraft, a game about galactic war that spawns across multiple star systems and is fought between multiple alien races, doesn't have a single story to be told in it if it doesn't revolve around Jim Raynor, Sarah Kerrigan, and Zeratul? Congratulations. You're so retarded that you should probably apply for a writing job at Blizzard. You're exactly the kind of retard that they currently have already working on their stories.
>>746827485Ghost is not happening, and besides they reused some of their ideas for that game in the Nova sc2 campaign, that story is doneThe best think they could do is large scale shooter like Battlefield or Planetside, with lots of playable units and vehiclesThey won't do it though, because they hate fun
You should play UEDAIP.
>>746826158I don't think a 4th faction would fit SC, contrary of warcraft 3, its lore is too closed.
>Absolute worst case scenarioIt's Starcraft 3 which just ends up being Starcraft 2 but with an even stupider story, ugly but "Realistic" graphics that melt your PC, and a heavy focus on Esports while also trying to casualize the game to try and convince casuals that they can become pros. Extra bonus points if they try to push team matches like 5v5 as the new serious esports format because they decided the best thing to do is just copy MOBA games or Overwatch and hope it works.>Could be good or badStarcraft spin off game (Like the shooter) which could be good or bad, probably has better chances of being good if made by someone else.>Best case scenarioStarcraft 3 but with an extremely heavy focus on Co-op mode gameplay. The campaign is single player or can be played with 2-4 people. Tons of Co-op mode missions and gameplay just like the Co-op mode in 2v2, with lots of different characters and meta progression. Versus still exists for the tryhards who are into it but it's clear the main focus is on making it into a co-op RTS game rather than a competitive game.
>>746827126What would they be? Xelnaga's old toys?
>>746829780I think that releasing an rts with only 3 factions is incredibly boringThey got away with 2-3 in the 90s because it was dawn of the genre, and games like warlords battlecry showed that you can make a ton of factions that play very differently and the game's still fun
>>746829967The more you add, the bigger a bitch it is to balance.
>>746829452SC2 changed the story from space war to "Jim and Sarah's love story".>>746830160They couldn't even add the Naga to warcraft 3
>>746830160Yeah, and having just three gave us such a balanced game...
>>746821089both are cringe ass jobs but at least normie life is better than some shut in shit, get that sunlight dawg
>>746829889Just borrow from the Tyranid origin and have them be some machines from outside the galaxy or something
>>746820473Nothing on the Starcraft 2 page, lulSC2 bros it's over
>>746828619UED, Alarak, and the queen from Enemy Within all stir up some racism conflict
>>746830184>SC2 changed the story from space war to "Jim and Sarah's love story".It was actually tolerable for most of Wings of Liberty, until near the very end where they went absolutely full retard
imagine caring about anything blizzard did in the last 10 (but especially 5) years. Heroes of the storm was their final game
>>746831707I will never forgive Blizzard for completely fucking it with the end of WoL. After that, the rest was destined to be shit.
>>746820473>Starcraft 3>Turns out Amon was actually a good guy and somehow is redeemed despite trying to genocide the galaxy just like Kerrigan>Actually even MORE ancient'er species tried to take out the galaxy (Shub Nigguraths?) who were betrayed by GIGA Shub Niggurath named 'The Evil One' >Amon and Kerrigan team up to fight super mega hybrid demon zerg protoss human monsters (stats about equal to hydralisks and mutalisks despite in lore being city-destroyers)Raynor pushed to the sideline (again, again, again), Valerian backstabs him (literally) and Raynor dies, Kerrigan explodes his head and forms the 'united terran zerg alliance'Nonstop message about 'zerg lives matter' and they are allowed to vote in elections now for some fucking reasonProtoss have a super giga mothership called the 'cradle of overwhelming protection' the size of a star which they were hiding since SC1 'just in case'At launch only 2 levels are available, the rest need to be purchased separately (the other campaigns will be added 5 years later for 300% the price of the base game)Game is balanced so flawlessly for esports multiplayer that every unit has the same stats for a given tier, zerglings now have guns and only spawn in singles like marines, protoss zealots have only one sword now and have no shields
>>746821938How does this work without getting banned
>>746832332Kerrigan was turned into a literal super saiyan in the end of SC2 and whooped Amon handily. If there's any threats that come in SC3, they would either have to walk back Kerrigan's transformation or have her as the star of the story with new cosmic beings as her allies.Unfortunately, the latter sounds like something modern Blizzard would do.
>>746832591No you don't understand, an even MORE powerful race of space monsters appears to threaten the galaxy (they ate the UED on earth)Kerrigan even in super form is only about as strong as regular kerrigan compared to their forces (she got a big stat reduction because it turns out the xel'naga transformation was only sort of temporary)So they need to collect all 20 dark crystal shards to revive amon to stand a chance against "The Evil One".
>>746820473Everything produced by modern Blizzard is rancid garbage. Anyone with any talent left in 2020. Imagine getting excited by this
>>746832693>collect all 20 dark crystal shards>5 missions that are collect/protect 4 MacGuffinsYou're hired, are you sure you didn't work on LotV?
>>746832778Shhh, I am not allowed to say due to NDA.Also there's some new quirky side characters, Kerrigan has a Xel Naga baby that she had with Raynor named Thad, it follows her around during combat and autoattacks like a turret with lighting blasts.
>>746832891Watch it be starcraft 2 remastered
>>746832891>they got rid of Rory Swann so they could replace him with a Xel'Naga mutt
>>746832539this was really enjoyable aside from the stupid boss gimmick on the last brood war mission
>>746832981Swann was removed due to possible issues with body shaming/midget-shamingHis replacement is a 6'3 impossibly wide indian man named Rophesh Rantreet who's the new engineer type. He can unlock upgrades for your xel naga units but you have to pay with Space Credits.
>>746820473I'm not interested after SC2.
>>746833102that's kind of the curse with modern blizzard, right? still love the IPs, but the interest is just gone. at least it is for me.
>>746833190In regards to Starcraft how can you like the IP as a whole? At this point 85% of it is complete objective garbage."I love SC1 and Broodwar" yeah okay that makes sense."I love Starcraft!" Oh so you love Raynor falling in love with a literal monster he promised he would kill someday? LMAO
>>746827261>huhhhhhhhhhhh I don't know what im talking about but I still have the very strong urge to share my opinion DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>746831995Wait till you get to the part where they reveal An Ancient Evil™ who wants to wipe out all life and remake the universe
>>746833450>Wait till you get to the part where they reveal An Ancient Evil™ who wants to wipe out all life and remake the universeThat happens before the ending of WOL, you see Amon turbo-rape the Protoss after having eaten the Terrans and enslaved the Zerg.
>>746833271I don't give a shit about the story plot I like the aesthetics. starcraft space marines are much cooler than 40k space muhreens. I don't give a shit about raynor or kerrigan, the best ending would have been if tychus just killed his ass
>>746833529SC2 fucked over the aesthetics of the setting though. So again, 85% of the IP looks like dogshit now because they forgot simple shit like how Zerglings have hands on their upper arms and blades on the lower ones.
>>746833579>zergdon't matter, they're the race for losers. terrans and protoss looked cool and that's all that matters
>>746825119How does that make sense it's a biological pathogen,U take your plague +EMP and die U stupid aylmao
>>746820941I say let them do it, as it will become plainly obvious to even the retarded cattle that Blizzard can't even produce slop anymore.
>>746833709Protos have cool designs, Terran Marines are just 1-1 ripoffs of 40k marines though.
>>746833709>terrans and protoss looked cool and that's all that matters>terransThe Terran absolutely did not look cool in SC2. They looked cool in SC1, but their aesthetic in SC2 made them look like bright, colorful, plastic toys
>>746829864>while also trying to casualize the game to try and convince casuals that they can become proswings of liberty already did that thoughbeit
>>746833709SC2 art style is terrible for all races. Bunch of bubbly WoW toys.
>>746820473>Statcraft page is glitchingWake me up when the Heroes of the Storm page is glitching
>>746820941The first part of SC2 was actually not bad. It had a very solid singleplayer campaign, and felt good/okay to play. Beyond that, it was dogshit, and there's of course no way it'll ever return to the dark Brood War era style. So no, we can't.
Blizzard should just make starcraft 3, plot is very simple. Add a new race, that rips off AI LLMs and solarpunk etc.Set the game thousands of years after SC2 so everyone forgets about everything.Starts with a small scale story of isolated human mining colony that encounters new race of AIs etc. and conflict slowly expands and engulfs the galaxy. Hire some A-grade actors with big budgets, character driven, good cut scenes, maybe add some cutting edge AI junk into the game.That's the thing games like starcraft or warcraft 1 or diablo when they came out were technological marvels that showed gamers something they never seen in a game before.They need to do that shit again. Release a game where the plot is completely AI driven or something.Maybe a new mechanic where you can craft your own units as you go, including the models etc using some AI driven model editor so you can just engineer a siege tank on the back of a battle cruiser or some shit and there's a whole meta pre-game about having efficient powerful designs that you can build in game etc.I dunno they need to do some thing new instead of just what they did before but cleaner.
MY WIFE FORE HIRE
>>746834041Why? Who could possibly care about some lame ASSFAGGOTS shit?
>>746828619Somehow the UED returned
>>746834131Cause it's soulful assfaggetsThough theyd probably add more OC niggers if they revived it, so probably for the best that it stays the oldschool Blizzard sanctuary that it is now.
>>746820817Right right because sc1 was just no esports only kids in their basements playing lans? like are you guys fucking retarded for real? hahahah
>he doesn't want to go through the golden age of waking up at 4am every weekday to watch tastosis cast gsl
>>746821035A second attempt at Starcraft: Ghost you say?
>4th faction.Apparently it was the xel'nagas, before being scrapped, the hybrids are what remained from them.
>>746821089Wigged Ben Shapiro
>>746820473It's not SC3, it's the FPS game
>>746834765Zeratul in co-op is as close as we'll get.
>>746834360Tasteless' commentary has gone way downhill. He's still good from a pure air-filler perspective and will from time-to-time produce a comedic gem or two, but his game knowledge is in increasingly rough shape, and casting alongside Artosis, who is still really up on things, makes that all the more obvious.
>>746833579>BW>all the races actually look like they're in the midst of war, while both Protoss and Zerg look sufficiently alien>SC2>all of the races look cleaner and almost like they're being made to sell figures>Terran exemplifies the figure selling intention>outside of Dark Templars, Protoss' visual design looks unnaturally sleek even for non-robo facility units>outside of carryovers from BW, Zerg designs no longer have especially abnormal or identifiably alien features unique to the race>they introduce primal Zerg which are meant to look closer to the original Zerg, but end up looking like an amalgamation of feral mammals mixed with the new design philosophyBlizzard is so fucking gay.
>>746821089>>746821728This snake threw it all away for nothing in the end.
They're gonna make a fun 40 mission campaign, 10 missions per race, adding the new race, and no battle.net or passes or dlc whatsoever.
>>746835874>they introduce primal Zerg which are meant to look closer to the original Zerg, but end up looking like an amalgamation of feral mammals mixed with the new design philosophyAlso, the 'original zerg' looked like the larvae except smaller. They were parasites that controlled animals, they weren't big attack-monsters lmao!!!!They retconned the zerg's original form.
Starcraft movie produced by Disney
>>746835751That was true even before they got the boot from being the official casters for Starcraft 2. Despite his entire career being built on BW and SC2, Tasteless doesn't give a shit about SC2 in any capacity and it's especially obvious when you watch any tournaments. Outside of air-filler like you said, when Artosis starts talking about patches or game mechanics, Tasteless will give a sweeping comment that is so clearly out of touch that you know this guy hasn't touched the game competitively in ages. Obviously his BW knowledge is significantly better but that's probably dissipated with his lifestyle.
>>746821654Bigger badder bad guy ofc
>>746835751>watching current ASL>Tastless doesn't know that vulture shots do very little damage to ultras due to the damage typeWhat the fuck
>>746820473I don't know if we'd be better off with Blizzard or Nexon to develop a SC3
>>746836743didnt artosis say it in a confusing way in which he meant spider mines were good but just said the vulture was good vs ultras and tasteless just repeated it? i know it's not an excuse to not know that vultures suck vs ultra with their grenade throw.
>>746836909That was part of the conversation in the moment yeah, but Tasteless explicitly stated that he didn't know the grenades were bad against ultras.
>>746836648>Bigger badder bad guy ofcBigger than a race of space gods who have the power to create life and who use that power to play "survival of the fittest" on a galactic scale to try and breed the ultimate master race?
>>746820941SC2 was already shit - so... no?
>>746836447>They retconned the zerg's original form.the primal zerg still look like the mutated larva. or at least they did in their intro cinematics. it's not exactly a retcon (the retcon part is the zerus asspull, the zerg were native to char last I've checked) as the original zerg larva is still a thing. the bullshit asspulls are the problems>suddenly primal zergs share zergs unit because they ate them offscreen>zergs can't produce temu prime zergs in their fold because _______________________ (all they need is biomatter, the primals don't have psionic bullshit that prevents assimilation, they just don't have the overmind hivemind)>the primal zerg follow kerrigan because _________________________________________________________________________________________________ also she defeated some lazy big fat fuck or whatever instead of dipping the world and starting issues all over their sector (which is not koprulu for some reason despite the protoss being on janny duty against the zerg on koprulu for eons, which should make the zerg a bigger threat than simply that autistic overmind wanting to eat the protoss because now that we know about zerus the zerg could be literally anywhere as basically sleeper agents for pack leaders like in the original game)and somehow no primal zerg develop psi powers to wrangle the zerg off kerrigan's control despite overlords freely flying around readily available to be eaten. the zerg faction keeps losing their own to rogue psionics all over the goddamn time. but for the zerus shitbit all we saw were space orcs. fucking bullshit
>>746820473>Giving a shit about Blizzard in Rhe Big '26The goyin have gone insane
Spore does double damage against biological, there, I've fixed zvz.
>>746837163Yes, one was already introduced, the voice of the void
WOOOOOOSTARCRAFT 2 REMASTERED
>>746820473it's not SC3 because it's not an RTS, it's a shooter game.
>>746820473yay! another traction shooter from the dead company!
>>746820473it’s just gonna be starcraft 2 “”””””remastered””””” (AI upscaled)
>>746820473Warcraft 4
>>746820941Nublizz has produced negative three (-3) good games. It might actually be the worst record of all time without getting closed.
>>746838723A regular ass story driven fps set in the starcraft universe could be really fun. But we all know it will be battlepass always online horseshit instead.
>>746820473Can they send Metzen to mars or something so he doesn't touch the writing anymore?
>>746838954>Diablo>Diablo 2>starcraft/broodwar>warcraft orcs and humans>warcraft 2/beyond the dark portal>warcraft 3/tftThen you have WoW, Overwatch and HotS, which were all good at some point.
>>746839083Overwatch was never good you fucking zoomzoom.
>>746839150Yea it was. Im also older than all of the games i listed.
>>746831707>Artanis of all protoss becomes the ultimate ruler when he was a newbie and a total loser>Raynor literally saying "maybe this will get her back to me" after Zeratul warns him of Amon and Kerrigan attacking the terran planets relentlessly>Killing the only remotely fun character from the new games, Tychus in the FIRST expansionIt was shit from the start
>>746820817>having faith in modern day blizzard lmao i crie
All I want out of sc3 is a more in depth coop mode. Coop commanders with my bro was so much fucking fun, but by now we have more or less unlocked all the prestiges on our favorite commanders.
>>746839083They all good at some point before falling off a cliff, certainly is the key here.
>>746839014Many have said this.
>>746839237What's that? You want a game designed around esports that never had a chance of becoming popular???
>>746821398should have been for a while now. would grind and break my wrists over
>>746821089banelings banelings banelings oohhhhh
>>746839273Please no. Surely they know by now that they made way more money on coopslop than burning it on esportsslop?
>>746827693how does one actually make a profitable RTS, assuming it's already good or fun or balanced? how do you actually make money?
>>746839083>Nublizz>Nu>As in, new>As in, recently>As in, the current iteration of blizzard>As in, the blizzard whose games are made by the people who work for it now, and not made by the people who worked for it then.>Diablo>Diablo 2>starcraft/broodwar>warcraft 2/beyond the dark portal>warcraft 3/tft>WoW>nu>new>recent
What would it even be about as SC2 had a pretty definite ending with no plot hooks left for any sequels
>>746820473>making new game>after Microsoft fired all of the devsI can't wait.
>>746821654>>746822206>>746836648Well, the UED is still out there. While they brought some advanced tech, most of their military stayed back and they sent a modest expeditionary force to the Koprulu sector.
>>746839570Just write a new story with new characters? Hello?
>>746821398Brood War on Steam with full multiplayer support and no battle.net launcher & account dependency would be pretty great. Not sure if anyone else would still play it though...
I just realized I never played SC2 past the terran campaign, what did I miss?
>>746839723Nothing of value at least as far as story and characters are considered.
They didn't have enough ruining everything with StarCraft 2
>>746820941That trailer caused so much fucking hype. Sad how it turned out.
>>746821732those are features
ITS STARCRAFT GHOST
>>746839680i am gonna play it, play Terran, not know how to properly wall, lose to 9pool all the time. or lose to literally 2 zealots sent to my base.you know what, im proud that i beat a korean in aoe4 once just longbow rushing.
>>746820473>giving a single shit about SC after HotS>let alone LotV
I would like nothing more than a good new starcraft SP entry that went back to basics. But I have less than zero faith in blizzard's ability to deliver this.Starcraft 2 was good. The campaign for Terran was even mostly good. HOTS and LOTV were fucking awful and I barely even remember the story that happened in them. The zeratul protoss missions in WoL were better than the entirety of LOTV
>>746820473The only good thing in starcraft 2 is coop mode. They should focus more on it.
>>746839570Zagara, Alarak, UED, remnants of old Dominion, bring to game the comics and games after lotv
>>746839629>Microsoft wants to replace the remaining code written by competent programmers with scrap code made by jeets and ai.At best zoomies and alphas will experience the times of 9x windows series with almost constant crashes.
Younger gamers can't even imagine the levels of hype around starcraft 2 when it was announced. Obviously nobody cares about blizzard anymore, but zoomers/alpha really don't know just how bleak their media landscape is because they don't have a reference point for when people actually liked things.
>>746837163Where I come from, we call that a "Gu Ritual"
