Why is there a complete lack of games where I can play as a bear? I just want to be a bear doing silly bear things. What games allow this?
>>746894748>>746895296Why did these lovable looking goofballs have to be carnivores that rip people apart? Imagine having one of these guys as a pet. Imagine them cuddling you after a bad day, or going for a walk with one of them
if not friend, why friend shaped?
>>746895538>>746895540Bears are actually really nice when you get to know us. Most of the videos you see online of them killing things is because they were threatened and merely acting in self defence
>>746894748
>>746894748>>746895296I cant believe woman love these fucking monsters more then me
>>746895642Druids don’t count. I want pure bears
>>746895630>when you get to know us
>>746895674They’re rightHumans are cruel. They start wars, murder their own daily, are needlessly violent.Bears are nice, just a little bit silly
>>746894748guh huh?
>>746895630>Bears are actually really nice when you get to know us.
BanjoTekkenNaughty Bear
>>746894748It's a cool idea but I think balancing the gameplay would be unbearable.
>>746895674Bears are cool, cute, big and fluffy.You are none of those things.
>>746895538The only carnivorous bear is the polar bear. All others eat way more plants and fruit or insects and honeycombs than meat.
>>746896508It’d be fine. Most of it would just be like any other open world game. Just use something like GTA as a template and you’d bearly have to change anything
>>746896726>the most dangerous asshole bear>still super fucking cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UhVwaPfhHM
>>746895538The problem with such big and strong animals is that even if they aren’t carnivores that want to eat you (most bears really aren’t), and they’re tame enough to see you as a neutral or friendly being without getting spooked, they’re *still* dangerous.They’re just too strong and heavy to ever be safe around, they can accidentally maim you without really even meaning to do so.
>>746896190This one is great OP try to find this one. You really feel like a hungry, angry, retarded bear who can barely drive and must eat tons of fish before winter.
>>746896190And as a cool meta element, you get absolutely unbearable controls.
>>746894748The 2nd EO game has a class that's literally just a bear, so you can make a party of 5 if you really want. EO2 Untold on the 3ds also lets them use skills and weapons from other classes, so you can give your backline bears a bunch of guns to shoot with or reclass one to a troubadour to buff your team with songs and dances.
>>746897115>barely driveYou had one job anon
>>746894748Banjo-KazooieTekkan
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFYxHbozYw
>>746897727Has Kuma/Panda ever been a meta character in Tekken games? I’ve bearly played them, and don’t know much about the competitive scene
>>746894748League of Legends has Volibear, but that requires playing League of Legends.
>>746898059Never, but Panda's won an tournament I believe so there's that.
>>746895674think wisely now anonwho would you prefer with your childrenbearor women (lindsay cohan)
>>746894748https://store.steampowered.com/app/395850/Bear_Simulator/
>>746894748Yo-Kai Watch Blasters and 3 lets you take direct control of Harry Barry. It's not really a bear-focused game, however. He's just 1 of a few hundred befriendable yokai.
>>746898530WTF is that real???
Do you think a bear would share his honey if asked nicely?
>>746894748Never had a 360 eh?
>>746900702Well...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmr8gZIRcTE
>>746897217Yes I remember this. Based dungeon crawling bearsbros.
>>746894748>>746895693What about Wilson in BG2?
>>746900818Are all Canadians castrated at birth?
>>746894748Play Open Season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Els2Q59lmMk
>>746900971He asked the bears nicely to leave, and they left. Dumb Americans would have shouted at them and made the entire situation unbearable
>>746901249Destroyed that faggot >>746900971
Play Enviro-Bear 2000.
I'm looking forward to being a bearmage in GW3.
>>746894748It's bear time.
>>746901549you can already in gw2 with the bear head hat
Some bears are rude.
>>746901620Not the same. I do like GW2 and charr though, just not as much as I like bears.
>>746901653whyd he do it
>>746901653Some are polite.
If I was rich I would fund the domestication of bears.
>>746901878Some care about safety.
>>746901925Some bears love the bō staff.
>>746901990Some like nun-chucks.
Women want this.
>>746902045But all bears love a good picnic!
>>746902053You just know.
>>746901919Just get a fat chocolate lab.
>>746901804To play the piano, but not very well.
Where's my beaver simulator game?
>>746896508Theyre so op that the only way mother nature can hold them back is by coding a 6 month soft reset into them where surviving is literally a arms race to devour everything they see 24/7
>>746902247BOBR KURWA!Good to see you again, beaver poster. Also, Timberborn.
>>746902295Not the guy you think I am, I just think beavers are super cute.
>>746902263Some bears fare worse at it than others.>>746902315Ah alright.
>>746895538>Adopted a big fat dog named Oso>Shelter said he will only respond to Oso, don't bother changing his name>German Shepherd Husky mix with a super thick coat>Just liked being a fat lazy fuckMiss my bro so much
Beware the drop bears.
I'm glad your bear cracking days are over, /v/
>>746902479We love our bros, even if they think TF2 is for casuals.
Caniformia > feliformia
any anons live in places with a lot of these guys walking around? what are they like?
someone post the video of the bear shoplifting more politely than blacks
>>746901653How do you know this isn’t just his house?
>>746894748https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7QJsZXm5o
>>746902045>>746901990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBATyMSCg-Y
>>746895693Ask any gay man and Halsin is pure bear
>>746896068Try doing a simpler game next time, faggot.
>>746903708but that's how we end up with those ugly nu-retro sprites in our indie games
>>746894748There's this source mod called Bisounours party adventure, it might be what you're looking for. I never finished it but i liked the amount i played. bhopping was easy in it.
>>746895538try getting cuddly with a silverback gorilla and report back.
>>746894748is this the thread?
post cool bears
>>746904732
>>746901990is that real
bears aren't a real animal that's just a dude in a fursuit
>>746905304You confused bears with your mother
>>746905412why would my mother be in a fursuit
>>746904543>I showed you my berries pls respond
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3849000/The_Lantern_of_the_Laughless_Saint/Bear is a playable Race in this Morrowind Clone.
I think the best self defense weapon against a brown(amur, grizzly, european) bear would be an AKMDo you guys agree?
>>746905443Ask your father Grizzly Adams
You know I just thought about it but...Africa has no bears. Whats up with that? I mean theres also Australia but fuck that place, and even big cats got to every other continent.
>>746907052>The Atlas bear became extinct shortly after modern firearms were developed. Overhunting may have contributed to their decline. The Atlas bear finally became extinct in the late 19th century; the last one recorded to be killed by hunters was in 1870 in the Tetouan Mountains in northern Morocco.[5] Human activity can definitely be said to have played a large role in causing the extinction of the Atlas bear.[10]
>>746894748do card games count?
>>746906003best is actually speechhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA
poe2
>>746894748Reminder that black bears are huge pussies that are scared of humans. It's grizzlies and brown bears that'll fuck you up.
>>746907220
>>746907658>brown bears that'll fuck you up.those bitch asses won't do shit >>746907506
>>746907506Is there anything more terrifying than a Finnish man screaming PERRREKELE :DDDD?
>>746901653I don't have the vids anymore of them casually smashing trailer doors off their hinges with a light tap anymore. A shame.People just don't get how strong bears are because of video games making them disposable chumps.
>>746894748Play Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie.
>>746907506That's a European brown bear. They are timid like black bears. Amur bears(Siberia~Hokkaido) and especially Grizzly bears(Canada, US west coast) are hyper aggressive and will try to eat you
>>746908952>makes the first breath of the wild before breath of the wild was a thing>no one careStill baffling to this day
>>746909010brown bears nonetheless
>>746894748>https://m.youtube.com/shorts/D7x0pCfQUrQ
>>746900761Was the bear DLC worth playing?
>>746911024I'd say just barely worth it.
>>746896508heh
>>746894748It would be beary painful.
Bears are friendsMoose are the niggers of the forest
>>746903606>bearly hairy (heh)>bearOkay
>>746905935Why does the lizard have tits
>>746912856He's hairy for an Elf.
>>746901925bears 1 niggers 0
>Here's a little dog-bites-man tale we couldn't resist!>Except replace "dog" with "850-pound black bear" and "bites" with "anally violate">Last Saturday a zookeeper at the Metropolitan Zoo had "claws" for alarm when he was attacked and raped by the same black bear he had raised from a cub>Geez, talk about gratitude!>"It was horrible, just horrible," sobbed an eyewitness. Guess she sure got an eyeful!>The bear, named "Barry," attacked zookeeper Ron Gilks as Gilks entered the cage to give him dinner. Barry lunged at his throat, goring him with his huge claws and razor-sharp teeth. Some of the claw marks were three-quarters of an inch deep. Ouch!>Astonished onlookers could "bearly" believe what happened next—Barry began to brutally rape zookeeper Gilks!>Frantic zookeepers rushed for rifles as others tried to divert the bear>But there was no stopping Barry, he just kept "bearing down," and Gilks just had to grin and "bear" it>Maybe Barry was mistaking him for his "honey">Barry's 27-inch phallus, armed with guard hairs as sharp as red-hot needles, shot through Gilks' rectum, shattered his lower spine and skewered his colon, causing his entire lower torso to "cave" in>Yikes! Bet that wasn't the type of "cave" you had in mind when you took up zookeeping, Mr. Gilks>And can you imagine Gilks' surprise when Barry's putrid ursine semen flooded his ruptured chest cavity?>By the way, Mr. Gilks, whatever cologne you've been wearing, where can we get some?>Finally, zookeeper Eric Pulliam shot Barry with a tranquilizer gun and pulled Gilks from the cage>The unconscious bear was later destroyed> Looks like Yogi made a major Boo-Boo!>"I have worked with dangerous animals before," zoo director Kate Donegal said, "But never have I seen any animal sexually assault a human being">Barry? Try Scary!>Meanwhile, Gilks was pronounced dead at an area hospital. No doubt, this episode gives new meaning to the term, "Do not feed the bears!"
>>746914329These videos always make me sad because the bear is usually declawed and defanged to make it safe to pose for a video
>>746895630Did the tales of one Timothy Treadwell my warn ye enough??
>>746914614Not sure about the fangs but I can see those massive fucking claws right there
>>746914910literally me
>>746894748Diablo 2.
>>746894748madden 27
>>746894748Im tired of these stupid threads, we should make a compilation of at least one game where you play as a specific animal, the more accurate to the animal the better (but not necessary)>dogBeethoven>catStray>ratMina The Hollower>squirrelConker>hedgehogSonic>raccoonSly Cooper>goatGoat Simulator>foxStarfox (the one with ground missions)>gorillaDKC>chimpDKC2>bearBanjo>ElephantTembo>gooseUntitled Goose Game>snakeSnake Pass>chameleonYooka-Laylee>crocodileCroc>dolphinEcco>sharkMiami Shark>squidSplatoon>octopusOctodadAnyone can contribute to this dumb list
>>746918592>>rat>Mina The Hollowersorry bucko but that is for Ratz instagib
>>746902340giwtwm
>>746908952You forgot Banjo-Kazooie 3: Grunty's Revenge
>>746907592I prefer wyvern form
>>746920261scalie
Oh neat the thread is still up.
>>746921594That's why I picked pathfinderHer voice is hot in wyvern form
>>746914329Looks like a circus bear. They have similar builds and what can be best described as a frozen sadness in their expression. It isn't what they typically feel in reality once freed from the circus but it is very telling of the treatment they get from carnies.
>>746895538for one thing the nicer bears (in europe anyway) where killed for food. Knowing how most of humanity looks, thinks and behaves towards animals says enough
>>746900909bear
>>746895538what if there were friendly bears back in the early days of humanity, but they were killed off similar to neanderthals and other species that were "relatable" but still ended up being competition to us, so we just slowly genocided them?anyways maybe genetic engineering will make your dream come true
>>746896508Oh you
>>746901990>>746902045>become unbearable
>>746907506Saatana......
>that one time that bear-whisperer guy and his partner got eaten alive by bears whilst his cam was rollingBears, not even once.
>>746924720Damn, this shit is older than internet.
>>746925050To be fair to other bears, that dude was in a literal massive group of them, many not actually knowing him and were totally wild.Bears that know humans personally are docile and friendly as fuck. The guy basically walked into a black neighborhood with the wrong gang colours on.
>>746924025I fucking hate Europeans.
>>746901653stuff like this always reminds me of how fucking physically weak humans are compared to animals
>>746901990Girls love bears with skills
>Ctrl + F Wojtek>Phrase not foundI am disappoint.
Do steamies really...?
>>746901069Opened this thread to say thisI remember it being a little boring but not unplayable or anything
>>746925050>haha, don't worry bros, the bears just think im one of them>hold on, it's mating season, what do bears do to eachother then? oh well, probably nothing, this'll be funtreadwell was retarded and should be mocked more
>>746907189Oh shit, that's yasukes spirit guardian in nioh
If you were a billionaire you could keep a black bear as a pet without getting mauled.
>>746926591Yeah he was retarded and it was his own damn fault, but's it's the kind of end I might hesitate to wish on my worst enemy.
>>746894748considering recent events men would rather leave their children with a Bear.
>>746894748Naughty Bear, I guess
>>746927054you don't have to be a millionaire for that, just adopt them as young cubshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69atYyxcz4o
>>746914329>>746923454Wrong, orphaned bearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmmeMk0RoNE
>>746928108i can barely afford to feed myself, let alone ANOTHER 600 lb beast
>>746929476just feed the elites to himthe problem will fix itself, I am sure
Bear ass drop rate is shit
>>746900761Can I emulate this game?
>>746900761Why is the protagonist bear so fucking smug, what does he have to be smug about?
>>746894748world of warcraft has a whole bear class
>>746894748what the F*CK are you talking about? druid is one of the most common class archetypes in video gaming and they can ALWAYS transform into a bear
>>746917669This one looks like a spurdo
>live in a world where I can't have a big hugdog pet I can ride and have play a little trumpet for meNeed to kms already
>>746925050I'm morbidly curious about the footage for that, but I think the park rangers ended up destroying it.
Catching fish and scaring the shit out of humans?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01-Va5wpVKU
>>746932524Winning the suberb owl in his dreams
>>746902709He's a Patriot, God Bless him
>>746932524Being a Bear is just really great. Why wouldn't you be smug?
>>746925050That audio was so fake
>>746927771I recall that video of a "tame" bear looking at a guy and then immediatley going for a kill because the dude tensed up at the wrong moment, and the bear handler punching the animal as hard as he can in sn attempt to make it stop.
You can be a bear in BG3 and ride a realistic bear in Crimson Desert.
>>746901925Bro would return the shopping cart.
>>746938278Probably because you listened to fake audio because the real one has never been released and never will.
>>746894748>Why is there a complete lack of games where I can play as a refrigerator? I just want to be a refrigerator doing silly refrigerator things. What games allow this?Because your random (highly retarded) shower thought does not translate to a viable market.
>>746938703my only desire in life is to give boomers lead poisoning
>>746894748>>746895296>>746895825Bears are shit.
>>746901653So... A bear enters a house>HONEY, I'M HOME!
>>746895674Listen to them when they tell you, women as always give up more information than they think. It means they prefer something that looks cute and cuddly but could viciously kill them, but they think they're special and the beast will yield to them. It's the same reason why the pattern of beauty and the beast emerges constantly in women's romantic fiction. Women don't want nice guys, they want good men, that is a wild and powerful monster that has learned to restrain itself without loosing its viciousness and power but knows how to world it. There's been studies that had women rate mens attractiveness and then men rating them. All the women pointed to pretty boys being the most attractive and men rated the more masculine men higher. The study followed up with them a year later and found the guys that were rated highly by the men were the most sexually successful by a pretty wide margin. Womens attraction to men is not as largely influenced by physical appearance as mens is, they care a lot more about the feeling a man gives off. They choose the near for the same reason there's so many stories of women fucking mythical animals, cause women are attracted to men that represent power and primal nature while being controlled enough to be approachable.
>>746902442>>fat lazy fuckbased Oso
>>746894748Why does the bear look like a fat retarded guy?
>>746901653>tadaima!
>>746895538>carnivores that rip people apartFirst of all they belong to the Carnivora order but they are by diet omnivores considering 80% of their diet is veggies and fruits (and roots and whatsoever).Second they don't "rip people apart" untill you pose a threat for them or you are where you shouldnt be. It's almost impossible a bear attacks you because hunger, you are outside their food chain they don't even see you as food. Can they be driven mad by hunger like the lions of Tsavo? Yes, but that's an incredible rare case and it can happen to any animal on earth. In a general rule, no animal tries to eat you.Back to bears, you'll be attacked if you are in their territory but in that case you have a good chance they'll let you go if you run (even if the bear can outrun you they understand the concept of "he gets his lesson"). Same for climbng, the bear can climb the tree but he will grow tired after a while.You 100% die if you go near cubs, but in that case, you kinda deserve it.A bear outside his territory is basically harmless, can be scared by loud rumors, crowds, hostile behavior but in that case he will probably roar and get the fuck out.How do you know you are in bear territory? Check around for bear marks on trees or unusually uncovered trees. If you see those, get the fuck out.t. park ranger.
>>746941747>t. polar bearftfy
>>746895630>Bears are actually really nice when you get to know us
>>746909906I fucking love bears.>big ass goofballs>strong as fuck>appreciate beauty>fat as fuck>sleep through winter
>>746917669>>746933806
>>746901653he didn't even wipe his feet offwhat an asshole
>>746895630Depends on the bear. Brown bears are not like winnie the pooh, don't try going up to hug it
>>746914329Sometimes I really do forget just how big they can getHoly fuck the size of those claws
>>746895674Look at it this way: would you rather have a bear bro in the forest with you (easy mode: doesnt want to eat you) or a bitching w*man?
>>746945176that's what I've been saying my whole life
>>746914614Blind fool.
>>746895825Bears murder other animals and each other. Sometimes eating their own cubs.Majority of people don't like wars. Blaming humanity for what the Billionaire Epstein class like to push while not actuallly fightinng in any war themselves, is bourgeois billionaore propaganda.to convince the peasant masses to hate eachother and neglect class consciousness instead of organizing togethrr against their cartel. They don't represent the people, they are veritable soulless lizards
>>746895674Women feel solidarity with bears, seeing how both like to randomly kill their kids because they're bored.
>>746938397would still safer for kids than modern women
>>746902195hue hue
Games with a bearcube in it?
If I had a power id just pick the Dr.Doolittle/animal charm powerAnd cuddle with a bearThink about it.If you could nap with a big fluffy animal. There would be no such thing as depression.
>>746947136>Dr.Doolittle/animal charm powerUnless you have 100% control over it and can switch off on comand you absolutely don't want that. You'll probably never have a single moment of silence in your entire life.
>>746894748NFL Madden 2026
best thread on /v/ right now
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>>746901653SOMEBODY
>>746941747This.
>>746926257I remember it being fun when I was young. But yeah it’s just another dime a dozen movie tie in game.
>>746894748>Sloth bears are one of the most aggressive extant bears and, due to large human populations often closely surrounding reserves that hold bears, aggressive encounters and attacks are relatively frequent, though in some places, attacks appear to be a reaction to encountering people accidentally. In absolute numbers, this is the species of bear that most regularly attacks humans. Only the Himalayan black bear subspecies of Asian black bear is nearly as dangerous. Sloth bears likely view humans as potential predators, as their reactions to them (roaring, followed by retreat or charging) are similar to those evoked in the presence of tigers and leopards. Their long claws, which are ideally adapted for digging at termite mounds, make adults less capable of climbing trees to escape danger, as are other bears such as Asian black bears. Therefore, sloth bears have seemingly evolved to deal with threats by behaving aggressively. For the same reason, brown bears can be similarly inclined, accounting for the relatively high incidence of seemingly non-predatory aggression towards humans in these two bear species.>Captain Williamson in his Oriental Field Sports wrote of how sloth bears rarely killed their human victims outright, but would suck and chew on their limbs until they were reduced to bloody pulps. One specimen, known as the sloth bear of Mysore, was responsible for the deaths of 12 people and the mutilation of 24 others. It was shot by Kenneth Anderson. In typical sloth bear fashion, the animal attacked its victims' faces with its claws and teeth. Those who survived its attacks usually lost one or both eyes, some their noses while others had their cheeks bitten through. Those who died often had their faces completely torn from their heads. At least three of the victims had been partially eaten.>Unlike some other bear species, which at times make mock charges at humans, sloth bears frequently appear to initiate a physical attack almost immediately.
>>746952226>When people living near an aggressive population of sloth bears were armed with rifles, it was found that it was an ineffective form of defense, since the bear apparently charges and knocks the victim back (often knocking the rifle away) before the human has the chance to defend themself. In Madhya Pradesh, sloth bear attacks accounted for the deaths of 48 people and the injuring of 686 others between 1989 and 1994, probably due in part to the density of population and competition for food sources. A total of 137 attacks (resulting in 11 deaths) occurred between April 1998 and December 2000 in the North Bilaspur Forest Division of Chhattisgarh. The majority of attacks were perpetrated by single bears, and occurred in kitchen gardens, crop fields, and in adjoining forests during the monsoon season. >One Mr. Watts Jones wrote a first-hand account of how it feels to be attacked by a sloth bear, recalling when he failed to score a direct hit against a bear he had targeted:>I do not know exactly what happened, neither does my hunter who was with me; but I believe, from the marks in the snow, that in his rush the bear knocked me over backwards in fact, knocked me three or four feet away. When next I remember anything, the bear's weight was on me, and he was biting my leg. He bit two or three times. I felt the flesh crush, but I felt no pain at all. It was rather like having a tooth out with gas. I felt no particular terror, though I thought the bear had got me; but in a hazy sort of way I wondered when he would kill me, and thought what a fool I was to get killed by a stupid beast like a bear. The shikari then very pluckily came up and fired a shot into the bear, and he left me. I felt the weight lift off me, and got up. I did not think I was much hurt. The main wound was a flap of flesh torn out of the inside of my left thigh and left hanging. It was fairly deep, and I could see all the muscles working underneath when I lifted it up to clean the wound."
>>746926182>Wojtek
>>746943265saved
>>746900818Holy shit that's cute
>>746894748I unironically want a team mechanics game where you explore and survive in the wild as a bear and woman duo. Any devs in here, that idea is free for you. All the chuds and feminists will give you tens of millions of dollars in free marketing for your game. You can either lead into the political war and suffer the consequences, or you can make it a literal and serious fun game and reap the rewards. Doing the right kind of political hijacking for free marketing is a delicate balance, so do be careful. I would unironically play it though.
>>746904440Genuinely curious as to what prompted you to generate this nonsensical response.
CHOOSE YOUR BEARACTER
>>746900818Only in Canada
>>746955984Polar
>>746894748oh neat a bear thread ヾ(・ェ・ヾ)I had fun with the demo version of this one bear army will be buying it soon and far cry 5 with cheeseburger or skyrim dovahbear is also afun time https://store.steampowered.com/app/2646480/One_Bear_Army/
Is this the new tranimal you decided to spam daily on the video game board with total immunity from jannies? Very cool. I'm sure you can do even more, let's go for 5 daily tranimal threads
>>746958396Anything to get you closer to that inevitable suicide you keep convincing yourself not to go through with.
>>746958396In the first world, we do not live amongst wild animals and thus do not see them as a menace.
>>746895674Women are more turned on by monkey sex than naked men. Sounds like bullshit but it isn't.
>>746894748get ready to learn korean buddy
>>746894748Bear Simulator '23
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