The website is crashing, seemingly happens every :10 interval. This only started a few hours ago, after the Nintendo Directs got announced.Could it be...?starcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/
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I don't care how shit the current Blizzard is, I'll buy anything StarCraft they release, especially StarCraft 3.
high speed low drag
1 & 2 are basically perfect doe.
If it's that starcraft shooter I'll get it. If it's something to do with brood war I'll get it. If it's starcraft 3 I'll think about it.
yes it is in fact true that you OP, are a faggot who is latching onto a dying company.
It's the starcraft action shooter, and it's getting cancelled during development because Microsoft.
>>746908587If it's Starcraft 3 I'll buy ten copies of it and then some
>>746908898realism is gay in vidya. suspend your disbelief and have fun.
So hype for anything these retards make!Remember /v/: A company is always the same, regardless of who infiltrates it!
>>746908898https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGpFEv1-mAo
>>746909005>game not recognising a unit going behind terrain>game not recognising terrain is there when artillery is shooting through itBlizzard is a hack.
>Boot up SC2>Play through the campaigns>Have a pretty fun time>Notice in the custom games list my old bookmarks from 2012 are still there>Try to launch old custom maps>Turns out over the years Blizzard broke old maps including their official Left 2 Die mapSimply epic
>>746908898>iqdb
it will be helldivers like with a single player story campaign included
>>746908136This board used to have 24/7 sc2 threads, now anons fucking hate itWhat happened?
>>746908136Oh wow. More unplayable e-sports slop. Except this time the marines are all gay and the Protoss are all trannies. I can't wait.
>>746909741are you serious? /vg/ has been a thing for over a decade
>>746908136Jacked off and good to go
>>746909741Blizzard happened.
Will it have PROTOSS TIDDIES?
>>746909634
I'm already prepping for the tranny protoss
>>746909741Worst general in vg bar none
>>746909741all I remember about sc2 generals is that it was the most deranged hive of off topic shitposting imaginable and got banned on sight
>>746908898>Hyper-advanced setting is still stuck on direct-fire artillery because they haven't figured out basic ballistic physics Lmao.
>>746908898>durrrrr what is angling up? durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Just wait for it to be a generic Helldivers clone with Starcraft slapped over it
>>746908136it will be gayterran protoss and zerg all love each other now
>>746909835>>746909871
werent the koreans buying starcraft
>>746909806no.eternal reminder that there are no protoss civilians. your protoss warrior "gf" will always be outside your league by a few thousand years and will likely broadcast monkey memes into your head whenever she's within eyesight of you.
>>746909879Helldivers 2 and its devs sucks it's about time someone made a better game
>>746910008And that one won't be modern Blizzard
>>746908136mobile gacha
>>746908136could it be I will not buy
>>746909943Yep
>>746910031As bad as modern Blizzard is, Arrowhead may be even worse. Modern Blizzard is just incompetent. Arrowhead genuinely hates its playerbase and loathes how much popularity they inadvertently stumbled into with Helldivers 2
>>746908136wasnt it leaked that the next starcraft will be made by nexon?
it won't be starcraft ghost so i don't give a fuck
Starsisters, this is not looking good for us.
>>746908136the last time i was excited for something from blizzard it was wc3 launch
>>746910313>wrong scaleconcession accepted
>>746908136very likely just a clone of a mobile game like clash of clans
who gives a shit? starcraft 2 was an abortion, blizzard is not capable of making good games anymore
>>746910594What's crazy to me is Blizzard went to shit when all the talent left, but every game from ex-Blizzard devs is also shit so how did the streak from 95-2003 even happen?
>they ruined Warcraft to its death>now they're going after Starcraft>Starcraft literally blackwashed zerg kerrigan>and that was 15 years agoJust how woke it's gonna be
Alright boys, take your pick>Starcraft mobile game>Starcraft extraction shooter>Starcraft 5v5 shooter>Starcraft 2 remasterWhat, you think they would actually make a new single player SC game? LMAO
>>746910914>but every game from ex-Blizzard devs is also shitYou guys still haven't figured out how this indie/kickstarter grift works yet? It's technically true when these people call themselves "ex-Blizzard devs", but they're never the key people who made the old games great. It's always just some guy who made a few campaign missions or something.
>>746911036mmo gacha game by nexon
>>746911036extraction shooter. Wouldn't be blizzard post wow if they didn't strike while the iron has been moved to behind the workshop months ago.
>>746908136Terran main cast will be a black man and his white gf, buff gay dude, trans woman, woman with color hair, token white guy who's a pushover.Zergs will have trans queens, who inject hormones on eggs to make it possibleProtos will have similar as Terran, but they will be just gay.
>>746911036Helldivers 3: Starcraft Edition
>>746911036World of StarCraft
>>746911087>they're never the key peopleyeah that's my point. where the fuck did THOSE people go? they sure as hell aren't still at blizzard
>>746911532never ever
Gonna be Starcraft: Reforged
>>746908136it's two announcements.Starcraft FPS made by blizzard irvinenew DLC for starcraft 1 by Nexon that ties in to it
>>746908259You'll regret these words.
Thoughts on Nova Terra?
>>746912061lame characterTried to make me turn on my cool rastafarian bro
>>746908136Starcraft Ghostbros, our time has come.
I don't see a point in starcraft 3. What is there to improve upon?
A new starcraft will be lame and gay, complete with Karens, saars and troons.
Remember that redditor who found the gold master with all of Starcraft 1's source code and sent it over to Bliz to be destroyed in exchange for some Overwatch merch?
>>746908898Alien races, psykers and faster than light travel but smart munitions break my immersion!
>>746908136>getting excited about anything coming out of blizzard in 2020+6
>>746913057There was nothing to improve from Brood War and 2 was a step down in every way. But that’s not the point, companies are finding new and innovative ways to rape their old IPs these days.
>people are still thinking it's gonna be Starcraft 3We already know it's a shooter game set in the Starcraft universe. Jason "Insider Jew" Schreier literally wrote about it in his book about Blizzard, where he mentioned that Dan Hay, former head of Far Cry, is leading the development.
>>746909835This retard refuses to believe that guided rounds are a thing that already exist irl much less that they'd be way more advanced hundreds of years in the future when humanity is a space faring species with nigh unlimited resources at its fingertips l
ARE YOU WITH ME!??!
>SoicraftLow T, play C&C like a man
>>746913057New campaign, new units, possibly new factions/races. I'm always down for more Starcraft.
>>746913260B-but they made some good games 20+ years ago! Surely any game from that company will be of the same quality - that's how it works!
>>746913623>he actually thinks this will happenLMAO. even if it DOES release as an actual RTS (fat chance) it'll come out with less factions and a smaller roster anyways because its a modern game and they never come out complete
Its going to be as bad as that Former Blizzard Employee tm scam game but it will sell because its blizzshit.
>>746908136Who the fuck cares, marketer-chanFuck off, blizzard is and has been dead for over a decadeIt's against the rules to announce that one is saging a shit thread made by a faggot blizzard shilling marketer, so you'll have to use your imagination to think about what I'm typing in the options field, think really hard about it Fuck you
>>746908136SC1&2 with joycon mouse support would be so dumb and I would so still buy anyway.
>>746908898I understand the sentiment but this basically never happens in practice in StarCraft just because of how maps are designed
>>746908259i've been seeing that image attached to a lot of truly abysmal posts
