>It’s been reported that Sony has a GIGANTIC announcement for tomorrow at 10AM PT>It’s so GREAT that it will erase the shitendo direct that takes places one hour beforeWhat could it be? I think Intergalactic is the only thing that’s been missing for now and has the hype behind
>Sony will announce something MASSIVE tomorrowwhat is it, my dick?
>>747061009>Sony will announce something MASSIVE tomorrowThe PS6's price.
they're announcing closure of the playstation division
>>747061009he's joking about sony pictures being involved in the zelda movie
The only thing that can overshadow Nintendo is Concord 2
>>747061009lmao it's just mega64 fucking with theorists. Don't hope for shit.
>we will cease all woke activity
>>747061121kek'd
>>747061009>shitendokill yourself Eric you're fooling no one
>>747061121correct.
>>747061009>no one will notice Nintendo Direct after this>but Nintendo Direct is before the Sony's announcement, not afterwat?
>>747061009Scrunt: RevelationsPiPon no PiPoppo Infinity - Always Remember MeFor the Sony Playstation 6Coming Soon
>>747061241>once the reactionaries can agree on a single definition of woke with precise parameters
>>747061009A massive turd in the toilet.
There it is.Metal Gear Solid 6: Liberty of the phantom patriots
>>747061009>the PS6 will be the first gaming console designed around the POWER of AI!>presenters expect huge pop of applause>auditorium is dead silent
>>747061009PSP 3
>>747061730Genuinely if it's AI related then that'll be so fucking funny
>>747061009>Sony has a GIGANTIC announcement for tomorrow
>>747061739Completely cloud based like the Stadia but portable.
>>747061815I actually think it will be. The tech sector is so fucking tone deaf. They think everyone just LOVES AI and can't get enough of it.
>NINTENDO AND SONY MASSIVE ANOUNCEMENT???>HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING EXCITED!They gonna start charging you dumbfucks more for that second internet bill you consolefags have to pay?PROTIP: if you cant mod your games then you dont fuckin own them rentoids.
>>747061009I literally can’t remember the last time I was excited about Sony announcing something because everything they announce is crap.
>>747061009Sony is announcing they love to suck on David’s nuts because they are smooth and salty. Also you will own nothing and you will be happy.
>>747061730RIIIIIDGE RAACEEEEER
>>747061913Totally unusable for anything but turn-based games.
>>747061009holy cringe
>>747061009playstation is moving back to japan
Astro Bot 2 oh my fucking god
psp 2 (glorified phone edition)
>>747061009Holy shit, they're officially pledging allegiance to Israel?
>>747061923That's what happens when you have a bunch of high paying investors astroturfing all of this: They start buying into their own bullshit. It's like how the GPU company stock prices are so high only because they keep trading amongst themselves. It's all fake.
knack 3
>>747061009All the Sony fanboys on Twitter and Youtube are now shilling Xbox. I don't think there's anything they could announce that would make people happy, especially when we already know their pipeline till 2030 and they got nothing.
>>747061009You will need to use Sony as a bank to use their services and consoles, and it will be a monthly charge of $200, does not include PS+.
>>747062108yup it's just money moving in a circle from company to company without relying on selling anything to consumers
>>747061923>They think everyone just LOVES AIThe world would be at peace if that was the case.Unfortunately h*m*ns are retarded.
>Mega64Are they still begging people to contribute to their Patreon every podcast so Rocco can go to Disney land every other week?
>>747061009Mass layoffs A $6 billion dollar loss on live servicesAnother PSN price rise to recoup some of the bleeding
>>747061009>physical games support is backoh shit
>>747062239the people most negatively affected by AI are new college grads, people who will be taking entry level jobs at companies traditionally. These are the first jobs that AI takes the place of. If you're in tech yourself, your first job in programming would be some low level code monkey somewhere, well now AI does that. You get a law degree, you don't go straight to being a partner at a law firm and arguing cases in court, no you're the lowest lawyer on the totem pull, your job normally would have been putting together briefings for casings and doing research during discovery...Well now AI can do all that and save a lot of man hours.. problem is, the junior lawyers don't get the experience and don't get their first jobs.But boomers will think talking about AI at a college graduation will be a hit cause THEY'RE excited for the technology without realizing their audience is going to struggle to find their first jobs because of it.
>>747062164>All the Sony fanboys on Twitter and Youtube are now shilling Xboxpost examples retard
>>747061924stay mad vegan
>>747061594>the reactionarieswho?
>>747061009>I think Intergalactic is the only thing that’s been missing for now and has the hype behindPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Ps2 production restarted with Nu-GOW and LoU demakes, screenshot this
>>747061009>NO ONE WILL NOTICE THE NINTENDO DIRECTSo like every nintendo direct?
>>747061594>normal people are "reactionaries"
Remember the last time they did this and it was Larian slop
>>747062557I see you're butthurt
>>747062631holy snoycope
>>747061009Concord 2 confirmed
>>747061009They're going to announce a brand new price for the ps5 pro and raise the price of ps plus. Quote me now
>>747061594define "reactionaries" first
Ratchet and Clank 25th anniversary blowout.
>>747062758not as much as the vegan who wrote the same seethe in two different threads >>747062518Stay mad vegan
I can't think of anything that Sony could ever announce that anyone would give a fuckAlso no one ever gives a fuck about nintardo directs
>>747061009Mega64? didn't they use to make retarded pranks videos?
>>747061009There's already a thread you jeet, one was already too much. Go farm izzat on twitter.
>>747061009They'll re-release the ps1 with the original specs for 1000 dollars, ps6 will be released in 2040
>Sony just had two mediocre State of Plays>Guys they have an internet-shattering announcement in their back poclet
>>747061009Unless it's firing all white Americans and moving the HQ back to Japan, I don't give a shit.
>>747061121lel
>>747062864Finally the ratchet and clank 2 remake is coming out
>>747061009Anal plug peripheral compatible with Better Men games
>>747062864Only if it involves a harem of every Ratchetgirl
>>747061009PEGGLE 2! (PS5 port)
>>747061157Oh, yeah it's probably this.Sony registered the domain for the movie.
>>747061594Even my parents say it. If nothing else the "chuds" are good at getting things to stick
>>747061009Just like they introduced Chris Meledandri of Illumination for the Mario movie, they might introduce someone from Columbia Pictures (Sony) for the Zelda movie with some retards claiming SONY bought the ZELDA IP or Zelda going third party in their youtube clickbaits.
>>747061009Guessing this is a joke? State of Play already was last week
There is genuinely nothing that modern Sony could announce that would even get me mildly intrigued anymore. I guess maybe Jak 4 but lol that's never going to happen.
>>747061594Reactionary to what?
>Welcome... To Concord 2: Return of the Bazz!/v/ would be unusable for years.
>>747061009The State of Play was that fucking bad? I get it, from a customer perspective it fucking blew, but for them to do that then internally it must have been an unmitigated disaster.
>>747061594Are we really back to the "what do you mean by woke" strategy? You're supposed to be claiming all old games were always woke by this time of the game anon.
>>747063815After lost frontier (written by cuckman) why would you ever want more?
>>747061009Going by recent years? Concord 4.
Why would Sony not just put this supposedly grand announcement at State of Play? Nothing they announce would be bigger than GT6 this year unless it's a complete unveiling of the PS6, which they're not going to do at some random last minute thing just to spite Nintendo.
>>747061938I remember the FF7R/Shenmue 3/The Last Guardian thing, that was definitely the last time.
>>747061009>GIGANTICgigantic is coming back AGAIN?
>>747062038>Japan PS>sells 160 million with a way lower market share>westoid PS>can't break 100 million for 3 gens in a rowSeems like the reasonable thing to do to me.
>>747061009>I think IntergalacticBu that's already announced, it can't be described as massive no matter how you look at it, plus it looks like shit.
Killzone 2/3 ports
>>747061594You know what? Sure.Let's have a year of games with just white male confident and competent protagonists. Zero faggots in the game unless it is an obvious joke like we used to joke at faggotry. Lesbians are allowed but only if they do lesbian shit to each other on screen. Women should just wear bikini armor have huge boobs and not save the world. They are just eye candy and the prize. And absolutely no blacks and no brown people.Then you wait until all the complaining starts, round up all the complainers, ask them what the games should actually have in them and there you have it: that is woke.
>we're stopping with the woke shit>going back to Japan>ps6 won't be more than 800 usd>physical format is not going awayThese are good things so you know none of them will happen
>>747061009They have clearly purchased some large publisher/developer. Pray it is not a good Japanese developer
>>747064096i am seriously hoping for that to happenit's the only thing i wantmoving ps to muttmerica has completely ruined the brand
>>747064286>wanted to buy fromsoft>kadokawa scoops them up first>buys kadokawaImagine the meltys
>>747062038I fucking wish, moving the HQ to commiefornia was the absolute worst decision Sony did
New socom game
>>747061009I don't get it, if whatever it is is so truly earthshattering, why would they wait until just a few days after a State of Play to announce it?
>>747061009
>>747061107Pics?>>747061009It's them killing themselves on live TV.
>>747061009Sony Is leaving the hardware market
>>747061009Are they finally wiping all their customers libraries?
>>747061923>They think everyone just LOVES AI and can't get enough of it.That's becuase it's true. The only holdouts are terminally online people. Pretty much everyone else, all the "normies" as you guys like to put it, either don't give a shit one way or the other about AI or use it on a daily basis.It's sad, but it's the unfortunate reality we're living in.
>>747061009>SOMEONE USED A BIG WORD FOR SOMETHING NOBODY HAS A CLUE OFF THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN THE NEXT DAY>OMG THAT IS BIG NEWS GOSH DARN IT>LISTEN PEOPLE! SOMEONE NOBODY KNOWS SAID A BIG WORD ABOUT SOMETHING NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT! IS THAT NOT EXCITING?!
>>747061594this post caused a lot of seething so you might be right
>>747061594>almost all the responses are people who don't have an agreed upon definition of reactionary YEPYEP
Leftist discourse.jpg
>>747061009VIB RIBBON 2 HOLY SHIT
Just sounds like a Mega64 promoting a new skit, probably a state of play parody
>>747061923>They think everyone just LOVES AI and can't get enough of it.If you get off of internet spaces that exist solely for contrarians, you'll quickly discover that most people do love AI."@grok is this true?" is a meme for a reason.
>they bought Square-Enix
>>747062038>>747064096>>747064423PS sucked long before they moved the HQ to California.Don't know why people want to romanticize the PS3 era so hard when it was both incredibly anti-consumer and also completely lacking in real games.>inb4 some dipshit jerks off how great uncharted is, in spite of it being an utterly abysmal OTS
Remasters and remakes probably
>>747061009>sont DEFINITELY TRULY has some mega huge announcement>lul no they didn't put it in their TWO absolute states of no playYuh huh.See you tomorrow when OoT remake turns the whole industry into itsbitch.
>>747065291AI appeals to kids who don’t know any better and boomers with pickled brains. They’ve done studies that young adults refuse to buy any product that was advertised with generative AI.
>>747065535Have you considered that the only people participating on studies on AI are people who spend too much time thinking about it?Because post-secondary education will tell you a very, very, very different story about the young adult response to AI.
>>747061009IT'S RIDGE RACERRIIIIIDGEEE RAAACEEER
>>747065376The PS3 was great at first, it was fully backwards compatible, free online, a blu ray player, more HDD than the 360, it was basically replaying the PS2 strategy but things went wrong since the 360 was being more aggressive with an easier to develop for and cheaper. The changes didn't make it better though, and none of the shit we're seeing now would have happen if Japan didn't drop the ball during the 7th gen for some reason, giving westoid shit a chance to grow, that time is long gone but Sony is still stuck in it.
>>747061009So, Dark Cloud remake?
>>747061009>hey guys remember that whole physical debacle we had?>uhhh... just kidding!
>>747065518demakes lol
>>747065639>The PS3 was great at first, it was fully backwards compatible, free online, a blu ray player, more HDD than the 360,And it cost $600 in 2007, and was crammed full of features nobody even fucking wanted, and the online was dogshit.You also don't mention any GAMES because it didn't HAVE ANY
>>747061241>>we will cease all antiwhite activityfix'd>>747061594I can do for ya sure.First off we'll stop using '''woke'''' because it is an abstractionist term meant to cover up and hide the real goal. Injuring Whites, destroying White culture and norms, and erasing Western achievement and glory.So instead we'll call it antiwhite to direct confront and expose that true objective.Then like I said above antiwhiteism is any action, speech, or thought form which is designed to harm Whites, make feeble attempts to excuse the injury Whites face, or rob Whites of our culture, history, societal norms.Now make whatever faggot excuses you need to prove yourself as antiwhite.
>>747065758It had way more games than the last 2 Xbox and PlayStations combined.>Demon's Souls>Lair>Folklore>Haze>MAG>Warhawk>Uncharted>Little Big Planet>Heavy Rain>MGS4FUCK I could go on
>>747062127Uhhhh....based?
>>747065825All those games but DeS are shit and I mean that with my whole being. Play videogames, nostalgia victim.
>>747061009There is sony show tommorow?
>>747061009holy fuck I hope the rumors are true, thats its going to be this
>>747063780>with some retards claiming SONY bought the ZELDA IP or Zelda going third party in their youtube clickbaits.We've already had retards do this for like 8 months now anon.
>>747061009LETS FUCKING GO PLAYSTATION FAMILYYYY
>>747065710seething snoygger.Enjoy getting nothing. Again.
>>747061157Every anon ITT misses this and get all serious, defensive, flustered, aggressive. LMAO
>>747065825>>Demon's SoulsSure.>>LairGood fucking try, Lair sucked. Everyone knows it sucks.>>FolkloreBased on the rest of this post, I imagine you haven't played it (like the majority of PS3 owners).>>HazeThe fuck? Haze is a fucking meme game, it's infamously bad.>>MAGOnline only shooter on a console with shit online.>>WarhawkShit.>>UnchartedAlready said it was shit.>>Little Big PlanetIt's okay? I guess? >>Heavy RainShit.>>MGS4Really shit.
>>747065803OK. All characters are white but they're also all trans. I'm sure you'll love it.
>>747066060man, imagine the future of Basedynnyyy with DLSS 5 x 4 passes, everyone will be super brown and you VILL like it.
>>747065901>>747066463>those don't count
>>747066463Not him but I played Folklore, it was pretty cool and atmospheric though more of a 7.5/10 or so, not a system seller alone. Scarecrow as final boss was a nice tweest
>>747062038why do you think they moved to California? they were kicked out of Japan because nobody likes them because they're a cheap 3rd party electronics company.
>>747066669They don't count because they fucking suck nigger
>>747061009Sony Interactive Entertainment presents:Gangnam Style 2
>>747061009They're going to announce another remaster of The Last of Us 1 & 2??? OMG I can't wait!!!
>>747061009It will be something so embarrassingly bad that it will draw everyones attention from Nintendo.
>>747065639so what you're saying is that the current state of consoles is all because japs are retarded insects who are addicted to gacha and tranime slop and dropped playstation into the hands of muttmerica?
>>747061241I don't think that's possible to be honest
>>747066691of course the retarded gacha and tranime addicts in the cucked shithole japan didn't like playstationnow everyone's gotta sufferpeople don't talk enough about how japs have horrid taste in games, especially their addiction to low effort gambling slot machines
>>747061009They will unite all of their dev teams and make the resulting group work on Marathon only.
>>747061009I'm nervous bros
Imagine still being fooled by mega64
>>747062258based nick to lever chad
The announcement just flew over my house.
>>747062483I want to believe.
Sony is making a metroid movie
>>747061009>Macaco is hallucinating again to cope with ziony getting humiliated Kwabooty -583952 karma to ziony thoughbeit.If they had something to show, theyd have done it in their two state of gays, which flopped btw
>>747061157>>747067767>this announcement will make people forget about nintendo>the announcement is about nintendo IPsmakes no sense
What was it? The only thing I saw that was interesting was crimson desert expansion lol
PEPSI MAN 2
>>747061009DLSS5 expansion Pak
do you fucking zoomers not know what mega64 is
>>747061009i just took a massive shit
Sony bought the rights to Big Mating
Insider hereI'm going to say one thing: Glup Shitto fans will be really happy tomorrow.
>>747065604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSIrJVErHwo
>>747061009They will announce that the ps5 finally has a game hopefully. Also no ps6.
>>747061009its mega64 sony probably just paid them off for a skit.
>>747068660Soiverine skit is most likely
>>747061009I see everyone saying they couldn't announce anything like that. Would no one care about Bloodborne 2 or what?
>>747061009>the rumor of sony MAYBE announcing something is getting more traction than state of play didwhat the fuck man
>>747061009Tell me you're a Sony shill without telling me you're a Sony shill, Rocco
Sony broughted Rockstar no gta on pc
>>747061009They're just going to announce like some e-waste accessory for the PS6 or something. I dont think this board understands how promoting and building hype works at all.
>>747061594this caused a chudling melty, not bad
bloodborne 2
Killzone revival.
>>747068734snoytroon subhumans are desperate lmao.
>ponies are so desolate that a 0 views mega64 bit got them raringYou love to see it.Also, I don't know whether the trannies ITT are coming from rocco's ever dwindling audience or snoy's, prolly both.
>>747061009sony is shutting down the playstation brand after ps5
>DUDE THEY'RE ANNOUNCING HORIZON 4!
>>747061107>t. Stathis Borans
>>747061594>"define woke" xhe says while having a meltdown every time someone asks "what is a woman?"
PEGGLE 3
>>747061009Rocco BoatThe most trustworthy leaker
>>747061009Announcing they won't be including a controller with consoles any longer.
>>747061594the grifters malding over this one
>>747061009>$200 price hike
IT'S REAL
>>747061121hohoho
PS5 PRO/GTAVI bundle. Only 1000 USD.
>>747061009bankruptcy God willing
>>747070298I thought it was tomorrow.
Screencap this: PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4 and PS5 backwards compatibility.
>>747061009Bloodborne PC port is the only thing they could announce that matters.
I met Rocco 20 years ago at Disneyland. He was on a date with a hot redhead and I couldn't figure out why he was with someone so far out of his league. I guess being internet famous used to mean something
Why is anyone falling for this lol. Its just mega 64 trolling.
Well, where is it?
