Here’s your massive announcement SonybrosThe new Playstation6 only for $1000, no games at launch (and probably for the next 6 years)
>>747088631>The joke guys were teasing a jokeWho would've thought
>>747088631So it was just another Mega64 skit after all. How embarassing
>>747088631retard
>>747088631>$1000Well aren't we the optimistic type.
>>747088631>Mega64They're still relevant? Otoh it's kinda respectable that they're still making these stuffs after all these years.
>Sony might do something sometimeholy shit really
>>747088631damn what a steal. i'll preorder 6 ps6s.
>>747088631>The new Playstation6 only for $1000yeah if they launched it a year and a half ago
>PS6 is going to be better than 95% on anons PCs>Anons can't afford to upgrade their PC either Next year it's going to be hilarious when you all cope over a console
>>747088631>$1000Considering that the PS5 Pro is $900, that price for a PS6 is not that bad.
Why the fuck is it like that, fuckin' Glowstation 6.
>mega64Oh yeah those people still exist? How? Not going to take people who are basically literal who's now on knowing PS6 insider info. Can't wait for it to be some lame ass gag about AI and how it's actually 9001 dollars SOURCE: Captain Vaush
>Mega64 faded into obscurity so much that people thought there was an actual announcement
>>747088821>They're still relevant?not really but every once in a while they do something funny on twitter
>>747089147Retard, they raised the PS5 Pro price to absurd levels so that the PS6 price doesn’t seem so bad.
My guess is:>Mega64 video uploads>Rocco burst onto the screen HEY GAMERS U LIKE AI YEAH THIS IS AI LMAO HAHHA>PS5 just has a shitty paint job and sticker of PS6 over the PS5 logo>Shawn completely disconnected is on screen as well so that people know he's not dead IRL, only on the inside>Rocco continues to sperg meme's all about the reddit tier takes of AI DLSS RTX etc for updoots>Derrick is there I guess>Shawn chimes in about how maybe gamers want games>Rocco EPICLY says loudly no gamers want AI and graphics ChatGPT says so LOL LOUD VOICE = FUNNY>joke goes on way too long about no games, gfx, AI, with 0 dollar budget because they are literally broke asses in LA>Joke about NO DISCS FUCK U CONSOOMER :) valve is okay tho btw, nintendo is too even if the SD cards don't always ship with the game playable on them, and U WILL OWN NOTHING>this still goes on too long>at 10:01 video ends so it can get ad revenue to hopefully mean they don't have to do another quarterly begging stream
>>747089016And yet.. zero games
>>747089747honestly impressive how you're wrong on literally every account
>>747089427>something funny on twitterLike what? The last thing I can think of that was even mildly relevant was rocco pissing on the Ouya. That was like pre pandemic.>>747089897Mega64 is so irrelevant that the imagination you can have about their videos will be far better than what they shit out. Seriously, outside their cult like fanbase what have they done that's mildly relevant in the past 10 years? The only thing I can think of was the Ouya pissing video.
>>747089823Yeah, I can't remember the last PC AAA exclusive. Maybe you can help?
>>747088631>Snoy shills like tripster fell for an obvious jokeIf sony had something big to show they would have done it during the SoP. Snoys are so fucking stupid
>>747090058Half Life Alyx
>>7470900952019 VR Demo given free with the index. lol
Warm tip: If you start saving now, you can buy a PC that will dog walk the PS6 when it actually comes out.
>>747090109>name a game>game is named>UHHHH ACTUALLY NO :)Good one retard you really got me jimmies rustled!
>>747089561You think snoy will sell at its cattle audience at a loss. The only retard here is you.
>>747090092Everyone knows Mega64 is going to do a joke that's way past it's relevance and overplayed in their skit. People are probably more interested in how tone deaf it will be to the modern day than anything.
>>747089747You ignored the most obvious joke possible which was exactly the one they made
Genuinely though, Sony has to be on some bad shit if they seriously think that this nonsense is in any way sustainable. We all saw that pathetic State of Play. Why would anyone buy a Playstation right now? The no games meme isn't even wrong. Literally what is anyone playing on this thing? Like, FFVII and GTA are the ONLY games they got right now. And when everyone is done with those, then fucking what?
>>747090209It's the only way it would sell. Who, exactly, do you think is the audience? Gun-and-ball gamers have no loyalty, there are no exclusives, and there are no snoyniggers anymore because Sony has done nothing to foster any loyalty.It's not like Nintendo where they have a raving fanbase that loves everything they do.They can't even get those buyers who have had a PS4 and now a PS5, because discs will no longer work and Sony is making it very clear you don't own anything and you will not be happy. They're practically screaming the quiet part about digital game licenses.
>>747090667>Why would anyone buy a PlaystationGTA and other normie/nigger shit like sportslopand they know itThey would literally be burning right now if it wasn't for GTA 6
>>747089016>my PC is going to be worse than hardware nobody can afford and has no gamesOh no what a new and terrifying development
>all the "y-yah we knew it was just a j-joke haha we would never fall for this s-s-sony is still winning though...." >the cultists were making threads screaming that it was going to be zelda on PS5, those threads instantly dying when the video was uploaded
>>747090182Never respond to "name a good game" posts; they're just gonna say it's shit. You're wasting your time arguing with obvious retards and it just makes you look retarded too.
there's nothing else they can add to consoles unless they're gonna have AI. PS5 was not much different from the PS4.
>>747090667>Why would anyone buy a Playstation right now?sportsball, cod, fortnite, roblox, and gtasame as it ever was
>>747088631Can you please stop giving attention to these subhumans?
it was pretty funny but for how long until it becomes stale
So thats the supposed announcement that was going to ruin the Nintendo Direct? the announcement of the future PS6 flop without a disc drive? Sony will break records for dislikes
>>747091063I legit thought Mega64 broke up and went bankrupt or something long ago. I have no idea how they are putting a roof over their heads, they must have some whales constantly feeding them cash. Even AVGN has more relevance than these guys.
>>747088631Ive bought every playstation, this will be my last one. Not even mad about the price, I got 10k in computing. Lack of mods and steam sales is what killed it for me.
>>747091196they make a lot from patreon
>I KNEW IT WAS A JOKE. ALSO, WHO EVEN REMEMBERS MEGA64? THEY'RE IRRELEVANT snoyggers finna get raped tonight
>>747090729Anon, I see that you are a snoy loyalist so you can't see the truth... but the snoy fanbase IS the rabbid audience that buy anything, not the tendies. When nintendo made a shit console, tendies had no chill to let it flop and die, see the wii u, where the cattle are currently buying ps5 for 1300 bucks to play the nigga simulator.
>>747091196because I and hundreds of other people watch them every week and give them money, sorry not sorry
>>747091312Everyone knows M64 is doing a bit/joke, people are wondering how bad, unfunny, and about topics that have been discussed to death by this point.>>747091415Don't they have like a dozen people in their "company" and live in LA? That's gotta be a tight paycheck
>BEST VIDEO GAME LEAKER 2026>MEGA64!>YO CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY ANNOUNCED THE PS6?>I'M GETTING THAT SHIT DAY ONE>CALL OF DUTY IS GONNA BE FUCKING SICK
>>747088631They are old as shit fuck.Why time can't just take a break? Stop moving, I don't want to keep aging.
>>747091512>e-everyone knew bro! there was multiple threads up all screaming that nintendo was doomed because of what mega64 was hinting at
>>747091512Yeah clearly everyone knew. That's why a bunch of desperate sony retards bought it wholesale and "leakers" corroborated the story.
>>747090730But that's what I'm saying though. Once the GTA hype cycle is over, then what do they have? You can't just rely on big releases to sustain you at all times. You need smaller titles to main a steady profit stream. >>747091028Fortnite has hit capacity, and Roblox is on its way to being fucked. CoD is getting shittier and shittier, while all the sports games have been trash for years.
>>747091631>BIGGEST JOKE OF THE YEAR>PHYSICAL MEDIA>YO YOU EXPECT ME TO MAKE ROOM FOR ALL THESE GAMES???>I ONLY GET PHYSICAL WITH HOT WOMEN
>>747091976kek
>>747091402Where are these snoy loyalists? I've not seen anybody actually defend Sony in years. People buying it for GTA VI aren't loyal, they just want to play GTA VI. Maybe that will translate into PS6 sales so people can keep their progress in Online, but that's it. If they make it so you can keep or transfer your progress, they won't even have that.And I'm not shitting on tendies, though it did seem like that. But if like your bing bing wahoos and your Kirby, you have to get it on Nintendo. Sony doesn't have that.Is there a Scott the Woz of Playstation?
heh my wife's boyfriend is getting me one for free. HA
>>747088631Hey now, don't be so pessimistic! They've added at least 10 more teraflops to the PS6, so the 1 (one) game that's going to launch with the PS6 is gonna run at a REALLY smooth 60fps!I hope you look forward to the newest 5 hour long Ratchet and Clank adventure on the PS6!
>>747091886>>747091921There is only 1 other thread in the catalog up that's filled with people rolling their eyes at M64 still trying to cling to relevancy.>>747088837Didn't even know the video was out, man it's worse than I thought. It's on par with the bullshit AI generated meme's you'd get on facebook or some social media platform.
>>747092574retard>>747061009>>747066389
heh.... they still got it /v/ros...... hook line and stinker...
>>747092574How the fuck is making a joke equal to clinging to relevancy? A bunch of low iq nigger snoys took the "bait", which was a clearly sarcastic joke. Completely self-inflicted by desperate people.
>>747092920sonycattle will believe literally anything from anyone if they think it will give sony a chance to remain relevant in the face of nintendo
>>747090182 It was free with the Index. It was made to show off the touch sensors on the index controllers. >The last AAA exclusive game PC fags can come up with is a fucking VR demo lmao
>HEY GUYS DISCS ARE GOING AWAY>Okay what if get this... the next joke is the console isn't even real>LOOOOOOOLWell that was a waste of a joke for 2 minutes of padding>>747092894Oh wow 2 threads, one is a bait about zelda on PS5 and someone just randomly posted M64. Literally filling up the catalog there anon... Thanks for regurgitating something that's been done to death in memes from a month ago.
>>747088821They're literal nepobabies with industry connections and always have been. They've never been funny.
>>747093060you seem really upset that your snoy friends, the pedos like tripster, and even some news outlets were all tricked because they are desperate for anything to make sony look good
>>747093060The seething never stops. Snoys are mindbroken.
the seething makes the video even funnier
>>747093268Dude I haven't had a sony product since the original PS3 fat edition. I don't have anything to root for with sony or any dog in this race, I was looking for something maybe slightly comedic, realized M64 is still stuck in boomer humor, and rolled my eyes. The video is just bad, it's them doing the most lazy possible sitting in chairs with reverse camera shots. I'm all for shitting on Sony for not doing the 1 thing that would make me consider a console purchase which would have been backwards compat like the xbox had. They didn't do that so I never bought into it.
>>747089293Why did you make yourself so upset about this?
>>747090798>>my PC is going to be worseIt already is
>>747093807he's an attention starving whore
>>747093531>i'm not a snoy >spergs out seething because people are laughing at snoys who were spamming thinking mga64 had secret information
>>747088631>Zoomers in the comments actually upsetJesus Christ.
>>747088821They had to make a fake announcement tweet for engagement, that says how relevant they are.
