https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0WX-jsir94https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKtKV9wSPQkNINTENDO WON
it shadowdrops TODAY
my panties drop TODAY
Watch this be a 1:1 remake but with UE5 graphics and shilling for the movie.
ENOUGH WITH THE REMAKES!
nintendo wonnered?
>>747129385I unironically want this remake to be radically different. 1:1 copies are fucking lame.
it's going to be very ugly
Splatoon
Didn't they already remake OOT? Are you even allowed to remake the same game twice?
>>747130258HORY SHET
Hes sharting slide threads all over the place already lmao
Is it over or are we back?
>>747130283Yeah they did just crack out your 3DS
>>747129385HYPE, why isn't that thread pinned yet?
fire emblem confirmed for zelda
>>747129385inb4 STICKY
>shilling for fire emblem before the directlmaooooo
GO GO GO
>virtual boy ad
>>747130469Why do the suck FE cock so much?
virtual boy ads in 2026. when did it all go wrong
wait a minute this is not Zeruda
I know i will hate the art direction no matter what.
What we drinkin, boys? I got Coffee.
>>747129385My predictions. November release date for oot. Twilight princess comes to nso today. Obviously there's a movie trailer
>>747130535Comes out next week, no reason to not show a quick ad for it before the actual show tbqh
>ads in the waiting room300 marketing IQ
is this the thread?
>>747130623Unironically.
BING BING WAHOOOO
>>747130582
>>747129385HOLY KINO
>>747130258made me giggle like a mong thanks anon
wtf is this tranime slop this isn't zelda
>>747130582I'm smoking on that zelda green
>>747130283Yes, they did. Again, this is why it damn well should be a very different take, because we already have Ocarina of Time, TWICE.
who else edging rn
WHERE STICKY
>>747130517sovl
>>747130664You will survive the Winter; laugh and grow fat.
>edition twice in one titleGod tier.
>>747129385wanna bet they make OOT retard mode cause some 20 IQ knuckle dragger cried about the water temple or how to get into the forest temple
The fuck is theis xenoblade kart thing is it really a thing in the first game?
>>747130682I'm edging since 3 years now
>direct is about zelda>fire emblem still sneaks it's way in
>>747130682I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOM.
>>747130726A switch 2 edition exclusive thing
Universal Studios Zelda area lets go
>>747130283Capcom is about to start a second round of REmakes.
Splatoon Raiders announcer sounds constipated
Why do Nintendo's directs always have a voice over that sounds like it's describing things to someone that's 8 years old? Every single time, I know some of these games are targeted at children but jesus it's crazy, is that what nintendo thinks of its audience?
get ready for levels of cope the world has not seen
>announcing the Legend of Zelda… gacha!
All fanbases report
>>747130718THE THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME REMAKE GAME FOR THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 CONSOLE
>>747129385the Nintendo UK stream typically subs japanese (the american stream dubs) for those that prefer the alternative https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6C7og5g7Dc
>>747130582McDonald's Crafted Sodas(TM)
>commercials before a commercialhmm
>>747130726Yes.
>>747130675... I want to believe you're doing le ebin 4chan memes, and not seriously suggesting that the Legend of Zelda somehow isn't anime as fuck.
>>747130726Zoomers complained that traversal was too slow, so now you can zip around the map on a bike.
why is africa dindu nuffin emblem $80it's literally the worst FE to date aesthetically, worse than awakening and three houses
OoT remake gameplay leak
why did they make the squids so sexy?
>already has more viewers than the state of play live stream didlmao
>>747129385>no zelda in the op textYou are such a fucking faggot
test
>>747130760>zelda direct>30 minutes of link and only 2 minutes of best girl
THEY'RE BUTTERING US UP FOR THE MONOLITH SOFTWARE ZELDA GAME
Who else watching Zfg1?
>>747130817based
>>747130795Xenoblade is here.
BOTW physics/chemistry system in a more linear title>ice can freeze any body of water (platforming, improv attacking and defense)>fire can spread and create up drifts that can be flown with>electricity can spread and paralyze enemies. Certain items are powered by electricity and circuits can be made>real time lighting where you hide puzzles and enemies in the dark>water for cleaning and getting wet (pars with electricity)
As a Sony fanboy how am I supposed to accept Nintendo’s inevitable dominance over the future of gaming? Just cope with it or what?
Alright Nintendo fags, is Splatoon Raiders any good btw? Didn't know they made a single player game until today
The only reason I blade Xenoblade 2 was because it was the only rpg on the original switch (it was shite).
I want to dress in very sexy lingerie tonight.
I still think that making people watch ads of your own games before the direct is genius. You will have to wait anyway lol.
>>747130901SEX WITH BUM CAT
MOMO SEXXX
The aussie eshop price already dropped my hype by 81%. I don't want a fucking 1:1 remake. I've already played the game to death.
Might as well sticky now.Like 3mins till this shitshow begins.
>p-p-puhLEASE be basically BotW3!!!!!!
>>747129385>linking the jp streamyou're ok anon.
Xenoblade gameplay looks like such shit, I don't get what people see in it
>>747130903Splatcoom is always ludo.
chat going so fast nobody will notice that im a black woman.
>botw and totksnoys are about to get btfo'd
GET IN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1buXurdS3wE
Thread too fast. No one will know Im indian.
>>747130901
>>747130901why didnt u switch during covid?
Mario tennis at the Zelda direct.
>>747130901Have you tried not participating in the retarded console war?
>tfw direct starts with "hello everyone i am john xenoblade let me show you our latest game inspired by zelda"
>>747130903Yes.Enjoyed my time with it a lot.
>>747130582Sprinkle water
I just finished XBC2 and did not know that Momo had two forms.
>>747130927Sex with fart cat.
>>747130847If it's such a problem then make your own thread and watch no one reply. Nintendo won, simple as
HOLY SHIT THEY JUST HIT THE SECOND TOWER
>>747130960>>>/vt/ranny
>>747130760You fags got mindbroken by smash
This will make or break the Switch 2. It's now or never
>>747130903It's great!
>>747130946>A game doesn't appeal to me? It must be shit!
>>747130946it might literally be the single most confusing JRPG combat system I've ever played, i did not care much for it
>>747130950I noticed baby show me dat booty baby let me dagger on dat I betchu smell like warm milk
>>747130789Joke's on you. I am already rocking my Cynic Armor. I fully expect this thing to be a 1:1 remake of the game I played... fuck, almost 30 years ago. I will be legit upset at that, by the way. Have some fucking balls and do something new, damn you.
I've never played Ocarina of Time, is it any good?
>>747130965Good Morning, Saar.>>747130989Finally.
>>747130831i played the original, it unironically makes the game more enjoyable as a replay.
So let me guess ... the direct will be about>OOT remake (maybe with MM throw in it too as a alternative mode/DLC?)>New 3D Zelda game (which obviously will take elements from BOTW/TOTK and due of heavy Monolith soft influence, Xenoblade)>probably some bullshit like the Hyrule warriors series and whatnotdid i get it right?
>zelda direct>every game but zelda
did anyone here actually buy the saar fox demake?
>film >OoT remake Literally what else is there
I'm ready for Ocarina of Time open world edition!
>>747130979Is this just a game for pedos or is the gameplay fun too?
>Claiming the 60 FPS as a new exciting feature>60 FPS is the standard now since years
MODS FFSGIVE US THE FUCKING STICKY
>>747131001I haven't played smash since brawl
man status?
>>747131029It's an actual good game unlike botwshit and totk
cant wait for people to cry that zelda isnt fat or a troon.
>>747131015imagine being too stupid for Xenoblade.
pictonico is unironically ludo
1 MINUE LEFT BOIS
Last second reminder that the UK stream might have subs in places US had a dubhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6C7og5g7Dc
2 minutes until OOT discussion is ruined forever.
The thread is too fast. Nobody will notice those wise words.
what are you eating rn?i'm eating cheeze-its
>>747131058Did you forget how bad it was for their Switch 1 versions?
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbYWbFHC-B8
>>747130795SeGODS, OoT is finally coming to the Saturn
>>747130992>zelda direct>the remake is actually wand of gamelon 2
MY BODYIS READYTO SUFFER
>>747131038it'll be >OoT remake for 80% of it>mention of hyrule warriors>mention of the movie
I just tuned inwhat did i miss
I will NOT download Nintendo Today
>>747130903I think the maps are really repetitive but the gameplay is fun. It isn't full price so it's fine for what it is.
>>747130946Bib boobies
>>747130863>Zelda but with mechsThis will make me nut.
What stream are you guys watching?I’m watching forsen reacting to this
>>747131070fag
I'm once again skipping work to be disappointed
>>747131029Nah stop watching now
Nintendo localization is so fucking garbage jesus
>>747131020totally gonna be 1:1 and Hire This Man graphics. It sucks.
Whatever happened to that BIG sony announcement?
Did you know that Pictonico has a built-in Epstein censure filter.
>>747131098Tendies
>>747131046uhhhh switch 2 editions of old games?
>>747130817unironically this, got a red bull refresher
Im buying it, I dont care, Nintendo won
I can't wait to get depressed and never recover
>>747131109>moviefuck, forgot about it, yeah that too
IT BEGINS
>>747131058yeah man remember GTAVI debuting on PS5 with 60 fps
what are you marketing guys
Digits and you actually get to marry malon
pin it mods rn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>747131046Switch 2 special edition, joycons, pro controller.
>>747131046Majoras divided in 4 parts, a giant every 7 years and you unlock termina field via dlc
do you full screen or have the thread open on the side?
inb4 disappointment
>>747131095I wonder if nuOOT will have a beret in it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
see you on the other side nonny
My expectations are pretty low, a completely new mainline Zelda game would be really cool. However, I expect a bunch of bullshit and then OoT remake shilling
HAPPENING
PLEASE LET THE OOT REMAKE BE GOODPLEASE LET THE MOVIE TRAILER BE GOOD
I don't care about the movieI don't care about oot remakeMore interested in what else there could be
>>747131095this is the faggiest advice i have ever seen>>747131130there was none, it was literally a Mega64 prank that got out of hand
mods where pin
ITS STARTING NINTENDOWONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Go here for the subbed version of the direct:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6C7og5g7Dc
>>747131130That was a twitter troll, and snoys are so desperate for anything that they believed it
>>747131130It was a joke video by Mega64.People who didn't check who was making the "teaser" actually thought it was going to be real.
Orait I pause my Wuthering Waves to be here.This better be good..
>>747130903Yes, nothing that'll blow your mind probably but its fun. The Splatoon mechanics are very good in whatever context they out them.There are only two things to note>The story is about 10 hours long>Finishing all the content can take 30 or so, but it gets very repetitive at that point
where's da facking sticky
>no sticky
NESbros, where the fuck we athttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGGxQKfGcRE
>T ratingTP on NSO?
AAAAAA
>>747130795<<This is Monke 4, ready to ooga some boogas>>
>orchestraslop
>>747131158Link was made for fish pussy
UE5 slop lets goooooooooo
LINKS CROSSBOW TRAINING 2
IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT OH NOES
>wanted to take a quick nap>see thisok tendies you win again
HORN BROS WE FUCKING WON!!!!!
>music
toot
>>747131110You missed ads from previous directs
already better than state of play
Trumpet
OMFG HERE WE GOOOO
>tfw I'm actually excited (had zero hype during state of snoy)
>>747131158Digits and I get to marry Zelda.
>people asking for demakes instead of something new???
ok I'm here this isn't a game
IT'S GOING TO BE SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS DIRECT IS GOING TO SUCK
>montageshitJust show the fucking game, bro
My bet is that it will be a graphical upgrade with little changes. Hopefully it's a full FF7 style remake, but I doubt it.
zelda ruined mah loife.
WE 40TH CD NOW
dead board stillborn remake
no fat black people doing the music, good
CLARINET BROS
>pegi 12it's ogre, nothing exciting>>747131157Certinly an interesting choice to heightlight
And here we go
TOOTTURUUUU
IS THAT AN ORCHESTRAAIEEE IM SHITTING MY PANTS
neat
completely unbiased mods are gonna sticky this just watch
>>747131095Someones gotta clean up their woman moments.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH IS THAT THE SAME MUSIC FROM MY INFANCE???? HELP ME MIYAMOTO-SAMA, IM DOING NNS!!!! AAAAAAAA
>not videogames>nostalgia baitingAlready grim start.
BEND THE KNEE BITCHESZELDA WONNINTENDO WON
>>747131197I hope the OOT remake is good,I do not care what happens to the movie, i'm honestly hoping it's bad in an interesting way, but it will most likely be unremarkably good and competently made, like the Mario movies
HOLY FUCK IT'S ZELDA
>>747131256GRAND DAD?
ZELDA KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>alttpThats the only one ive played
>>747131285>Hopefully it's a full FF7 style remake,no
Damn all this good music they scrapped in the wild era
>>747131273>botw remake in 2023 okay>oot remake in 2026 bad
sovlful
nostalgiaslop
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE PORTING ZELDA 1 AGAIN POG!!!!!!
>grainy footage of STlol
video games?
this fucking sucks
OOT, MM, WW, TP, SSThats it, thats the full list of good Zelda games
>>747130901Why does it matter that the other console is doing well? Why not just enjoy the console of your choice? You made your choice, either live with it or move to other console with games that interests you.
>>747130583You're fucking retarded. Nintendo makes fun games man, but even them charging $80 didn't set an industry standard. Rockstar is gonna make so much fucking money doing it that everyone is going to think they can do that shit and fail miserably. No one cared to imitate Nintendo when they charged $80 for Mario Kart because anyone with any sense knows that Nintendo is just gaming Supreme, they could sell you cardboard, or a fucking alarm clock with their logo on it and sycophants will buy one from themselves, their friends, and one to keep on the shelf. It's literally like McDonald's, you associate it with good because it was your reward as a child. I'm sorry you got played. This is how an obesity epidemic happens. This is how entertainment as a whole degrades, nostalgia is a symptom, not the solution.
WHERE MY CELLO BROS AT?
>no stickyI knew the j**nys were snoys but this is ridiculous
where's games?
i never liked zelda theme DESU
SPIRIT TRACKS LET'S GOOOOO
OOT Link the goat Link
other thread got stickied
>>747131326no shit retard we're all here for a demake.
>music heavy zeldaHoly fuck Cadence of Hyrule sequelYOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Everything BUT games
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAHGAUSGHUAGAAGSSSSAAAAAAINMYASSSSSSS
>>747131356nostalgiasoul
>>747130903Single player campaigns always were top notch in splatoon, and raiders wasn't exception.Story ending is mind blowing fun and better to not get spoiled with how insane it gets
Did they fucking skip TP between WW and SS?
>>747131345Yes. Add more content. I already have a graphical remake on 3DS. I dont need a new new one.
>they just spoiled me wind wakerthank you nintendo!
REMEMBUH DA TIME?
HOLY KINO SHOW ME OOT REMAKE ALREADY
Link and Malon OTP
THEY PLAYED THE HECCIN MAIN MELODY OF THE SERIES AIEEEEE JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY NINTENDO
>>747131378jannies didn't even sticky the state of play you retard
Sweet Baby Inc was involved in the making of this game btw
REMEMBER WHEN STUFF WAS GOOD AND NOT LAME AND GAY
Say it's name
as a balding 40 year old millennial I'm crying
Other thread is sticky btw
so they view this as the culmination of 30+ years of Zelda history?
>WW SHOWN AND GIVEN MORE SCREEN TIME THAN TPWE WON WW CHADS
Jesus get on with it
>skipping WW and TPLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>747131378There's a sticky. This is the defacto /comfy/ thread
>>747131371BOTW is good. Deal with it.
it's nostalgia slop...
>>747131336FLINTSTONES!?
>>747131391>the thread full of warfag autism got stickied
Nintendo is pure classSony would have some gay nigger brekdancing right now
Why is the "bad guy" in Zelda brown and the "hero" white?What did Nintendo mean by this?
Reverse chronological order
>>747131440Because the State of Play was obviously going to be complete ass retard
>people still think Wind Waker HD and/or Twilight Princess HD are happeningIt's been 9 years since the Switch launched and Wind Waker coming to NSO confirmed it is never happening. Give up.
>>747131465It's Verity!
PIGGGGUUUUU
Will he have a cameo in the movie?
>>747131381it used to make me feel something but now that i'm 33 i feel that i've outgrown iti'm probably not going to watch the movie or even play the game i'm just here because it's my day off from work
this orchestral nostalgiaslop makes me sad, I'm never gonna be excited for a zelda game like any of these classics because all they're gonna do is remake and remake and remake
ALBW is so ridiculously good.
Ocarina of Time 3DS, Link between Worlds and Tears of the Kingdom are the only Zelda games I've played
Why are they showing 3DS games? Those games aren't available anymore. They don't exist. Respect the creator's will
>>747131450youre right lol
I'm basedfacing so hard right now
ruined it with botw
LITERALLY CHILLS
>AI orchestrawhat's the fucking point?
>>747131489The state of play is always ass
I sleep
>>747131436Based
>>747131460APOLOGIZE
>>747131465To be fair to Nintendo, this is literally their 40th anniversary stream for the games. It's gonna be all nostalgia by design.
>overworld crescendo as link appearsKINO
>>747131489no, it's because they're protesting discs or some shit. but it's definitive proof they're not "snoys" you brain damaged whelp.
>>747131527I came in my link onesie
IM READY FOR 30 MORE YEARS OF SHITPOSTING AND ZELDA WORSHIP!OOT FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS MORTY! 60 YEARS OOT MORTY!
FUCK THE MUSIC IS GETTING TO ME
>>747129385Zelda is popular?
where are the games
>>747131537jeet detected
2d zelda suckst. 37 year old
>>747131547nigger
>>747131490It will 100% happen because it's free tendienigger money
I have never played any Zelda game. Which game should I play first?
>>747131507Yeah I haven't played it since launch it's due for a replay Maybe later today
The Hero of FUARKING time
let me rape zelda
Where’s Hyrule Warriors?
Feel good being with friends here.
>5 out of 30 minutes wasted on concertslopThey're not gonna show shit, right?
I want to play Zelda's game!
HOLY FUARKING SHIT NINTENDO WON BIGLY!!!!!!!!!
Reminder that orchestra folks hate playing videogame music because they think it is beneath them but no one except balding millennials listening to memberberries even goes to orchestras anymore.
>>747131595faggot
>>747131547LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!>LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!>LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!>LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!>LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!>LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!>LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!>LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!>LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!>LOONEY TROON GROOMER ALERT!
>>747131440They're using this same language to advertise DLSS shit too, I think the advertisers just sling shit at eachother in an attempt at "guerilla" marketing. It's actually really obvious lately and they've gotten sloppy.
>CDI games not mentionedSOILED IT
SHOW THE GAMES ALREADY
>>747131513>>747131343who asked
>>747131617I'm not your friend fuck you
>GTA 6 devbuild just leaked and you're watching a Zelda livestreamkek lmao
Shiggying my wiggy rn
Nice Zelda orchestra.
ZELDA WON!OOT WON!SWITCH 2 WON!/v/ WON!
>>747131615Made solely for Anal
>>747131617It's so cozy. I remember playing so many of these as a little kid
i thought this nigga died
Miyamoto is so fucking old man
>Amerilliterates need dubbing
OMG IS SHIGERU MIYAMOTO-DONO EVERYONE
HARP CHAN IS MY WIFE
IT'S MITSUBISHI SAN
I want that fucking shirt.
Miyamoto is dying /v/ros...
>>747131607OoT or Majora's Mask I guessThe originals
>>747131595No you suckt. 38 year old
GIVE ME ORACLE REMAKES ALREADY COWARDS
>>747131676i dont like the GTA games i'd be more interested if a AC8 build leaked tho
zelda got more fanfare than marioit's so over
>>747131676Watch out, you're gonna being called an eric snoy by mentally ill autistsLet us have fun here in the cuck corner please
>>747131692>/v/ wonbut not for snoys
Slop of the Goyim
where is the new thing???????
the fucking movie zzzzzzz
Movie trailer
I love Nintendo and the Switch 2! I'm from Israel if that matters.
>Open airI HATE THIS BUZZWORD
GET TO THE GAMES
KINO INCOMING KINO INCOMING KINO INCOMING
>first, the filmI am starting to hate modern nintendo.
>jewy jewy jew jew jew jewy jew
Kino is served
Live action?
OH SHIT
WE DIDNT EVEN GET A FUCKING TRAILER!?FUCK YOU
Its gonna bomb
IS THAT A... LOGO?
GOYSLOP THE MOVIE FINALLY!!!!!!!!
>direct starts with orchestra and movieshitBut it's only not ok when snoy does it apparently
be there
Wow... Looks kino...
NO ONE CARES ABOUT LIVE ACTIONSLOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nintendo really likes Aprils, don't they?
>MOVIESLOP
So? Are they casting him?
>live action slop
>>747131767Snoys are winning right now bro, this is their movie.
damn what a creative title
NO WAY
>starting with the movieGod fucking dammit.
NO FUCKING SHIT
>the title is>the legend of zeldaWAUW I never would have guessed
>>747129385>the Legend of Zelda franchise is as old as me
Featuring Chris Pratt as Link. He's so cool!
i wont watch it
LOL
That's it?
no games lol
The title is...The Legend of Zelda
>zelda movie is called the legend of zeldawoah
3 BILLI INCOMING
SHOW ME THE FUCKING TRAILERFUCK YOU SHIGGY
>ONCE YOU SEE THE FILM YOULL UNDERSTAND WHY THERES NO SUBTITLEI hate this
>teaser of textNintendo is falling
>>747131749based
>>747131876children's month so of course they know how to capitalize it
>>747131902The Legend of Unc...
stream made just for logo reveal lol & lmao
>>747131876Golden week, anon.
WOW! It's called "The Legend of Zelda"!What a surprise!
FUCKING MOVIE SLOP HAHAHAHHAHAAND YOU FAGGOTS WERE PRETENDING TO BE BETTER THAN SONY
>no subtitle Skyward sword bros.........
>>747131902I'm so glad I will never turn 40
FUCK ME GANNON
>the title of the legend of zelda movie wil be.....>the legend of zelda
WOWWWW THE NAME IS THE LEGEND OF ZELDA HOLY SHITTTTT
>>747131902Same, brother
>the The Legend of Zelda movie is called The Legend of Zelda
WHERE'S MARIO
>>747131676GTA sux
>A>FUCKING>ORIGIN>FILMIt's gonna be so ass lol
>It's called the Legend of ZeldaNo shit
>movie>museumFUCK OFFSHOW OOT REMAKE ALREADY
>>747131920Please look forward to it. Please understand.
NO TRAIL3R EHAT THE FUXK
I thought they were preparing for Smash movie?
Ok Shiggy it's going to be a reference slop movie from ALL games I get it. I don't care.
video games?????????????????
>>747131513Play some more nigga
>talking about non zelda shit in a zelda streamWhat?
>no movie informationthen what's the fucking point of the str->museum shitof course
I'm kinda happy that we don't waste more time on the movie shit
i have to shit
>shitendo copying from snoyKEKJust show up the zelda lego set already
LIVE ACTION SLOP>LIVE ACTION SLOPLIVE ACTION SLOP>LIVE ACTION SLOPLIVE ACTION SLOP>LIVE ACTION SLOPLIVE ACTION SLOP>LIVE ACTION SLOP
>come over to the ball pit
I HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH MIYAMOTO
miyamoto does not care about making games anymore.
IT'S BECOME AN AUTISTIC WORK>IT'S BECOME AN AUTISTIC WORKIT'S BECOME AN AUTISTIC WORK>IT'S BECOME AN AUTISTIC WORKIT'S BECOME AN AUTISTIC WORK>IT'S BECOME AN AUTISTIC WORK
Nintendo always doing japan tourism ads in their directs now
>>747131618I FUCKING KNEW IT
nice video game franchise you got there tendies
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug
VIDEOGAMESVIIIDEEOOO GAAAAAAAMEEEESSSWHERE ARE THE VIDEOAGMES OLD MC SHIGGY DIGGY
The movie’s out in 7 months and we still don’t know what it looks like
WHY DOES EVERYTHING FUN HAPPEN IN JAPAN
I want to cum in the fish and bird characters
>the title is............. The Legend of ZeldaI kek'd
They always do this shit kek
THE SUPER FAMILY RESTAURANT?!
>>747132087>shrekunc slop
IM GONNA COONSOOOOM
They should really leave these gay announcements towards the end of the direct
Nintendo just blue balled me.
UMMMMM VIDEO GAMES?
>Super Family ResturantI like it.
Hmm why don't we have these museums and restaurants in the US?
GIVE ME THE TRAILER GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU FUCKER
>>747132031desu i didn';t know but zelda is a cool character i cant wait to see all his action fights in the movie and save the princess
I FUCKING LOVE INITIATIVES
>>747132103>becomealways was
>anything but games
>heres you link bro https://www.imdb.com/name/nm9974256/?ref_=tt_cst_t_1
JUST
>merch shit everywhereVideo games?
Brutal hairline.
>>747132086>they showed the legoHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHLITERALLY THE SNOY DIRECT 2.0>i-i-it's ok when shitendo le does it!!!!
Koji Kondo is dying bros...
These fuckers will talk about anything but a new game
bwos im hungry
WHY ARE THEY SO OLDNOOOOOOOLIVE LONGER PLEASE
>toys but no gamesAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Orchestra going on tour again?
KOJI GODDO
YOU NO PRAY GAYMU
GET YOUR BALD ASS MELONHEAD OUT THE SCREEN AND SHOW THE GODDAMN RERELEASE SLOP GAME
>stories that stay with youlol
>>747129385where are the games?
>shits on Uematsu until the end of timeNothing personal kid
JUST SHOW US THE FUCKING GAME
BOW DOWN to Koji Kondo. NOW.Even if you never played Zelda.BOW. DOWN.
>>747132258kek
>>747132164>[Laughs in Japanesejew]
>>747132290games?
>>747132250eat a dick
>>747132228Yeah, it's disgusting. Sony. Nintendo. Where's the fucking game news? Movies? Museums? Restaurants? Really!?
>>747132251IT'S SO ALMOST OVER
NO ONE CARES ABOUT SOME STUPID MUSEUM YOU FUCKING JAPS
Show gameplay already
>>747131676Again, why are gta or sony being brought up at all in this thread? Like, even the people who like this shit are saying "pshh, snoys cryin rn" completely unprovoked, but even moreso is like gta and Zelda aren't even close to the same games and don't even overlap the consumers by virtue of being available on completely separate consoles in completely separate genres. I get we're purple-picked hateful slobs, but this is just confusing the fuck out of me right now
VIDEO GAMES ?IDEOGAMES?
this is so boring, the Oblivion Remaster direct was fire
>complaining about not immediately showing the gameAre you niggers retarded? Never show your best stuff first, unless you're an Undertroon fan
25 minutes of yapping
at least the snoy show by this point already showed games
>>747129981ewww a troon
>Zelda fans incredibly happy and geeking out>/v/irgins who don't actually play games pissedkino
SHOW ME HER NEW MODEL ALREADY AHHHHH
I JUST WANT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS
glazing the shittiest era of nintendo music is a bit much
NO GAMES
Meh. Already went to the 25th anniversary concert.
>>747132354>undertale OUT OF LITERALLY FUCKING NOWHEREholy MINDBROKEN
you now remember the sony playstation concerts that had to be cancelled since no one bought tickets
>>747132354>it's okay when nintendo does it
>>747132341Zelda is like RDR2 in Japan so it's very much relevant to GTA 6
lmao get fucked kiwis
Get fucked South America
>Chicago
jesus fucking christ, shitendo really is disney for balding amerimutt manchildren gamers
How about we show some games?
That Man's big moment
>movies>museums>merch>concertsfucking OUT OF TOUCh
PLEASE MAKE THE GORONS BLACKER THAN THEY WERE IN TWILIGHT PRINCESS
>>747132385Based
AONUMA
>london = europeFucking japs...nobody gives a fuck about the bongers
>ten minutes to get to something
Thank you, Cozy Condo
Is this a fucking shareholder video? What the hell am I watching?
>Aonumale
You guys are so fucking impatient
Why is David Wain doing the voiceover?
>>747132354It's incredibly important for nu-/v/ that this stream is bad
HERE WE GO
ENTER
>movie title>'HOUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH IT'S CALLED DA LEGEND OF ZELDA :0>family restaurant>a bunch of toystendies .............. i dont feel so good
>the guy who has contempt for OoT is presenting OoT
>>747132512Good.
FUCK THE JAPSFUCK THE JAPSBUnch of retarded slanted eyed piece of shits
I haven't been to a Zelda concert before. That might be nice to go to for a first time.
>>747131869snoys aint going to buy the tickets to see the movie on release or get the exclusive bucket for AMC+ Rewards members. Brokiejeets seething really fucking bad right now.
OH NO IT'S CONFIRMED THEY'RE MAKING THIS A 3PART RELEASE
>>747132379What fags lol
>faithful interpretationFUCK
>not 240pfucking heathens
>live action movieWhat happened to the Smash initiative?
>controller on tableNigga thinks he's Sakurai doing a let's play.
HIRE THIS MAN
I threw up
inb4 delayed
Nintendo...hired this man....
HOLY FUCK LMAO
>>747132538Who?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
KEK IT LOOKS PAJEET-MADEKEK IT LOOKS PAJEET-MADEKEK IT LOOKS PAJEET-MADEKEK IT LOOKS PAJEET-MADE
NINTENDO
Holy shit nintendo hired that man
Literally looks like the unreal fan remakes
OH BROTHER THIS STINKS
NINTENDO HIRED THIS MAN
HAHAHAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT HAHAHAHA
THEY HIRED THAT MAN
HAHAHAHAHATHEY REALLY HIRED THAT MANANTI SOUL GAS
holy fuck it looks disgusting
That looks fucking awful
THEY HIRED HIM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE TGUFCKC THIS THIS
WTF
its souless its over
NINTENDO HIRED THIS MAN!!!!!
HOLY SHIT /V/ BTFO
HIRETHATMAN
THEY HIRED THAT MAN HOLY SHIT
we fable 1 now
>>747132354Underchads own you btw
Jesus Christ
Holy shit, Nintendo actually hired THAT MAN.
HOLY FUCK NINTENDO HIRED THAT MAN
MAN STATUS: HIRED
.................WHATTHE FUCK?This looks like shit?NINTENDO HIRED THIS MAN?
OH NOOOOO AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>747132635Jesus fucking christ this is ugly
Concentrate, L...
NINTENDO HIRED THE MAN>NINTENDO HIRED THE MANNINTENDO HIRED THE MAN>NINTENDO HIRED THE MAN
they hired that man
It's a graphical remake. Feel bad man. Look weird?
Oh fuck they hired that man kek
anti soul gas...
HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS SO BAD IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
WHAT THE FUCK
holy aliasing on links outfityou can see dlss trying so hard to resolve it
they hired him unreal slop guy
HOLY SHIT
ACTUAL GAMEPLAY
Looks like DLSS5
FIRE THAT MAN
jajajajjajajajajjaja its soooooo bad
They HIRED HIM
NO FUCKING WAY, THEY HIRED THAT MAN
HIRE THAT MAN
FINALLY! SNOY OOT!
>>747129385IT LOOKS LIKE SHITIT LOOKS LIKE SHITIT LOOKS LIKE SHITIT LOOKS LIKE SHITIT LOOKS LIKE SHITHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's so pretty.
THEY HIRED THIS MAN LMAOOOOOOO
THE JEET WAS HIRED
we DO NOT WANT REALISM NINTEDOFUCK
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA
this looks awful on every possible level
NINTENDO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
ahahahahahahahaha UE5 zelda
holy shit it's worse than I could have ever shitposted about
Too much texture on everything
Bros.....we lost.......
LMAOOOOOO FAT FUCK
>Nintendo hired that manhmmm...i'm not shure... gonna have to convice me otherwise japanman...
>insane cloth flapping as model rotates slightlyThis is UE5, isn't it
GENUINE FUCKING AI SLOPOH GODWHAT THE FUCK
look at that anti soul gas holy christ
>1:1 remakeInto the trash it goes
>>747132771fuck...
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKASS MARIO UE5 GAMEPLAY
WHAT THIS FUCK IS THIS
Slap DLSS5 on it
NO WHY ISN'T IT PERFECTLY PHOTO REALSTIC!I DON'T WANT WHISMEY AND FUN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
NO PEDO POSTING ITT
Holy fuck it looks AI-tastic.
>the legend of zelda movie is called...>the legend of zelda!Shocking news!
It looks AI generated
>ctrl f "hire">30+ hits
YESSS NINTENDO RAPE MY CHILDHOOD PUSSY EVE HARDERMAKE IR EVEN MORE UE SLOP HIRE THIS MAN
The map looks fine, but the characters look like shit
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
NO NOT THE UE5 SHIMMER
OMFG ITS NEW SARIA TAKE MY MONEY NOW
>link can jump
Oh shit, Nintendo won. Fuck.
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>FOCUS LTHIS SHIT IS $70???LMFAO
>>747132901THE FUCKING FOGYOU CAN'T MAKE THAT SHIT UP, PEOPLE HAVE AI SLOPPED BETTER LOOKING SHITPOSTS
JUMP BUTTONITS FUCKING OVER
It's literally a unity hire that man slop
THEY CALLED HIM A FOOLTHEY CALLED HIM A MADMAN
>>747132908Sauce?
No more auto jump is pretty cool.
nintendo is dead
>>747131902Honie doesn't even have kids to impose his terrible taste on. It's a real shame, your son might've resented you so much that he could've slayed droves of pussy in his prime
NOT 1:1 REMAKEGET FUCKED HATER FAGGOTS
>>747132962Its literally the opposite. Everyone is upset it looks like super busy, over textured shit with too many particle everywhere. This is genuinely dogshit to look at not sure how you could feal otherwise.
>you can jumpAmazing! Revolutionary!
>>747133045fucking dropped
>literally looks like a fairy tail>/v/ butthurt it's not Hollywood AAA photo-realisticThe absolute state of you retards lol it's pure soul
>it's fine, Link can swimNiggers btfo!!
I WANT TO FUCK LINK
>>747133045yes, it's a big deal, he couldn't manually jump in the original
this looks so fucking bad
>1:1 remakeinto the shopping cart it goes
link looks so weird
>it's the ugliest game ever madewhat the fuck
>>747132864BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR BODY
I'm fucking out.
Oh so they added new content at least.
This looks exactly like the kind of game to have framerate issues when fighting starts
Show me HD adult link you fuckers I want to fap
THIS IS WHAT OOT WILL LOOK LIKE IN 2014
>>747132932You expected anything more?HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT HAVE TO BE PUT THRU YOUR HEAD ANONFALLOFROME
It looks so fucking overtuned graphics wise, but I unironically am excited for a jump button lmao
>>747133154I know that
>>747133018here come the porn
>>747133045LMFAOOOOOOOFUCK THE JAPS
THEY LOOK LIKE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS
DUDEEEEE HE LOOKS DEAD
>>747133193ThisThat fog SCREAMS unreal slop
>Deku Nutswhy am i using deku's testicles???
ngl it's growing on me
Meh it could be worse
Are thou not interested in my nuts?
wow this looks bad. It also looks very 1:1 based on that map.My enthusiasm has never been so quickly dashed.
>>747133169he looks like a doll
ah fuck guys maybe I was wrong
It's a remakeThe fuck were you expecting /v/
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60
...yeah im going back to genshin
>>747133223STOOOOO
SOMUCHFOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Alright it looked shit at first but it's now starting to not look so bad. Still ugly though.
Wow the tree looks great!
>If you are over 25 you MUST play this game
This is what Nintendo adults are going to line up for
It looks like UE5 Slop LMFAOI'm suprised it's hitting 60fps
>>747133326My only complaint is that it looks like a 1-1
>>747133018The porn will be delicious
Nintendo will never ever release a real zelda game again.BotW and the normalfags eating it like kibble killed the series and now all that is left is some weird amalgamation of shareholder will and fading memories.
Looks great but as usual I expect 100 threads today nitpicking every frame to shit on it.
>>747133317YA GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
>>747133331i guess they wanted to go for a wooden doll artstyle
It's amazing. I'm crying right now. So fucking real. It's like he's a real boy. My boy.
LISTEN
IT'S ZELDOVER.....
ITS A FUCKING 1:1 REMAKE TOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good Lord, the tunic/hat looks like overdesigned shit.
>>747133267>Link holding the switch 2 library
The environments are alright even if too ultra realistic for my taste but they need to show more NPCs because right now the Kokiris look ugly as fuck.
>all this forced hateI'm still buying it.
>>747133365>but it's now starting to not look so badYou dumbfuck fanboys said this about the ugly Star Fox remake too. It looks like shit.
>>747132087Snoys seething that their games are movie while nitenchads get to enjoy being at the actual cinemas on April 30th, 2027 in Imax.
>that navi voiceHoly fuck
>>747133193Nigga they made smash with 8 players steady 60 fps on fucking switch, prime 4k120fps on switch 2 , nintendo do optimize their shit
Focus, L
>still a ballbased
link looks so childish…
>>747133317Looks like that "how does this effect you personally?" wojak.
>>747133326>1:1Yeah that first shot inside the Deku Tree looks identical too
navi sounds awful
why is he shiny like he's covered in grease
>>747133440Yeah, it's way too busy and is just distracting
Uninspired slopCan't wait for majora's mask in this style
>>747129385and of courseOOT is a UE5 slop-demakeenjoy the jumping niggas
>>747133334It's a "remake". I was expecting a FF7 remake, but they went halfway? They added new stuff but at least it's not a 100% graphical remake so that's cool. They have some ground texture and new stuff hidden, that's cool.
MASTERPIECE BY H1B SAARS!LMFAOTHIS SHIT IS $70???LMFAO
>let's hear what navi has to say
NAVI SOUNDS LIKE A TRANIME FAGGOT
>no voice acting
>those hit effectsWhat the fuck
>>747133018WEG tier shit
okay but why do we only get to have one Item at a time
looks ai generated
Ocarina of time - definitive edition
>>747133241>>747133440>Good Lord, the tunic/hat looks like overdesigned shit.that and the sword
>>747133458>/v/ is one person
>>747133563
>>747133472
>no voice acting in a 2026 game
>>747133594Isn’t that a good thing?
this is just dark souls for toddlers
the memory of Ocarina Of Time dies on this dayRIP
>god I hate the new Zeldas. Ubisoft shit. Give me classic>here is a remake of a classic>Looks like shit. I dont want itCant win with ''gamers''
I love it!This is just how I imagined OoT in 1998
>>747133556You'd still complain
>wanting voice acting in ootkys
>>747133634he's right, this looks like fucking shit aesthetically. demake tier like desr.
>>747133619There's an R above, so I assume you scroll thought shit you have equipped.
HOW DID THEY MAKE THE TREASURE CHEST LOOK SOULLESS?A FUCKING TREASURE CHEST
>>747133643Soul.
>>747133643>Wanting voice acting in a Zelda gameKill your fucking self. Live stream it even you subhuman tendie.
>>747133643PAY
this shit looks like fable
the face is so off
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>deku sticks now generically spin on the ground instead of being jammed into the groundDare I say loss of soul?
>it's exactly the same, but with UE5 graphicsFUCK. OFF. This is exactly what I was afraid of. This fucking sucks.
>>747132174Really nigga? This is the cattle country, we only want you in the box and at work. That's fucking it.
ugly fucking diddy aah game
>>747133643Good.
>same dungeonsWHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT I ALREADY PLAYED THEM IT'S ONE-AND-DONE SHIT NO REPLAY VALUE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BOTW menuOh no no no no no!
>horizontal scroll item selectFucking nips can't design a menu
3DS remake also has gyro aiming this is nothing new
not the fucking botw menu please zzzzzz
>botw equipment barSOULLESS
>>747133692Nah. If it was a full FF7 style remake, I would not complain. This seem to have added some stuff, but not a whole lot. This is basically a new new graphical upgrade from the 3DS.
I don't care what you kids say, this is looking fucking peak. Incredible. The GOAT. They took a 10/10 game and made it into an 11/10.
>>747133764>that many threads all with the same messageimagine falling for antishilling.
It looks good now that they're showing gameplay which does look and feel the same as the original but is it just me or does this seem too original to the 1990s except for the graphics?Would zoomers actually jive with this?
>"Why isn't a AAA super realistic?!">"Where is my voice acting?!"What the fuck happened to /v/? The only complaint I have at the moment is it looks like a 1:1 remake but this is just sad.>"Quick just spam H1B Pajeet tran shit!"
>short shorts
>>747133764my gf is there
NINTENDO, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
>>747133836>botw text>botw button layoutsIT'S LITERALLY BOTW
show us adult link
>>747133853Can't they at least rip off the GTA V wheels? Hell, they already had a Wheel in TP and SS.
At least Hyrule Fields looks nice
is nintendo in a fucking bubble? stop with the shit menus
Biboo is unimpressed
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLANKETED IN ANTI-SOUL GAS
>intentional loading screen
>stones in a treeSAAAAAR
>>747132330Brother, they brought out a Pikachu car and talked about mobile games at e3. This shit been done sucked, sorry it took a youtuber to convince you but better late than never
>>747133890Who cares about the zoomers? This isn't for them. They only play Roblox and Fortnite.
>>747133914>How can we appeal to our audience?
>>747133643Thats the best part of this trailer
THIS IS WHAT TENDIENIGGERS HYPED!!!???? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>747133996This guy gets it
>instead of going to ask navi you go into a menuOkay I give it points for soul and the fact that the average person is a retard
Zoomers are so retarded they need quest markers kek
>we put in the loading screens to keep the SOVL
Soulless menu UI
They added quests. Damn. That's not good. Cute for new players
I like the tapestry.
>Hyrule plains is completely unchangedWhat is even the point of this remake again?
THEY ADDED A CODEX HOLY SLOP
where the fuck is the ranch
nintendo has lost the plot.
honestly the environment looks good, its just link that looks so fucking weird
The pause menu is just BOTW/TOTK
HE CAN RUN GUYS
They added a run button, neat.
>>747134104
That'd be funny if sidehopping was still faster
>1:1 remake but with some QoL here and thereexactly what I wantedgenuinely
Why is Hyrule the Mushroom Kingdom now?
>no stamina meterGood
WE SONIC NOW
>>747134090>Pay for it again, goyim.
Navi telling Link he is incredible for completing a basic puzzle is dogshit, random comments are stupid.
OH SHITIT'S NOT A ONE TO ONE
>>747134091>THEY ADDED A CODEX HOLY SLOPcodex?whats that?
Who is this Eric and how does he make 10000 posts a minute?
So they're just going to fucking show literally everything?
>no more fixed perspectiveKinda nice.
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING FOGGY
>>747134141Glad there's no stamina.
>>747134152This desu. After the initial shock of that dogshit tunic design, the rest is pretty good.
>>747134091Someone firebomb Nintendo HQ desu
I beat this game when I was a retarded toddler and didn't need all this hand holding to know where to go. I am now a retarded adult. What went wrong with this new generation?
I saw anju
NPCs look great so far, it's just Link so far who looks particularly bad
more npcs in the town than final fantasy vii remake
>>747134165thank the gods
man the city looks great
The town looks not as atrocious as the woods but man. THIS FEELS LIKE WALKING THROUGH AVOWED TOWNS
Removing the fix camera is pretty life changing honestly.
the hogwarts legacy of the zelda remakes
I HATED the visuals the first couple of minutes. So... why do I kind of like it now...? Huh?
Yusuke Nakano character designs simply DO NOT BLEND WELL WITH REALISM.
>>747134279kek
>>747134227Old houses used chimneys so a lot of dust in the air.
rip childhood
SPOOKY
>no longer locking time passingI like that!
Unironically looks pretty good aside from link
>>747134274This. Everyone looks perfect except link and the kokiri
no voice acting in a 2026 gamewhatthefuck
It's going to be a full fledge instrument you can play
NINTENDO DO NOT FUCKING REMAKE MM PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>747134415yeah, link look way different from the npc
>>747134415It unironically doesn't.
>Even the ocarina sounds like shit
>>747134423GOOD
I don't like how plastic the grass looks
that man cooked
>>747134058It's even worse because some elements do look nice and those soulless minimalist parts stand out even more
LMFAOGENUINELY PURE SOUL
AHHHHH CRINGEEEEEEE
the fact that link is the only think that looks like shit means it's fixabler-right?
MAKE YOUR BET>WILL THEY SHOW SHEIK>WILL THEY SHOW MALON>WILL THEY SHOW DARUNIA>WILL THEY SHOW NABORU>WILL THEY SHOW RUTO>WILL THEY SHOW DEAD HAND
>AIPay us six gorillion dollahs.
brutal;but hey, they have a restaurant!
BUY MORE SCALPED PLASTIC SHIT
>ocarina heroHell yeah
that man is cooked
The anti-soul gas is strong, but on the bright side the environments themselves look nice and there's no added brown people.
That's actually really SOVL. What a dorky, retarded add. I love it.
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>microphone use for ocarina>callback to Famicom having a mic on the 2nd controller used in zelda 1SOVL
Okay, that's kinda funny albeit I'll never use it
KEK
GENIUS
>you can hum the songs>you can even play the songs in real lifeHOLY FUCKING SHIT SOUL OVERLOAD
onuma please kek
>>747132460Uh, not at fucking all actually. What the fuck are you talking about? Never once, will, or ever has been remotely fucking close. It's only commonality is that it's open-world is that it stops there. I don't even think they share any similar hues even.
Epona a cute
eponabros?
WHY DOES THE OCARINA SOUND SO FUCKING BAD?
All these senile faggots must retire and die already, they're insane!
Electric Underground is gonna destroy this
GTA IS TOASTGTA IS TOASTGTA IS TOAST
FUCKING PEAK
kinda cool
>>747134583Link's fingers matching the real world placement is a nice touch
OH MY SCIENCE I CAN'T WAIT TO SING IN IN THE JOYCON LIKE IT'S THE OCARINA IT'S LIKE I'M ZELDA IN REAL LIFE
Link feeta
oh so it DOES have voice actingneat
LOL YOU NIGGERS COMPLAINING ABOUT NO VOICE ACTING
UOH
He didn't have to have his feet out, some dev on that team is perv I know it
NAVI TALKS AND SHE SOUNDS SEXY
The commentary talking as if this is a brand new game is infuriating. Everyone knows this game and what it is about, what it does, how it ends ect. It's so fucking pointless."Let me introduce the most important item...The ocarina" I'm not buying your remade slop you depraved japs. Looking forward to the loooooong marketing campaign for a fucking REMAKE!!
That voice acting is atrocious for Navi
ngl i'll probably buy their ocarina
Bros... I'm starting to think Nintendo is out of ideas.
Whole bunch of meh. I prefer OOT3D and it's more stylized graphics.
WE SHALL HAVE NO FEAR
was navi's seiyuu the same one as meiru from rockman.exe?
NOVEMBER 5th>NOVEMBER 5thNOVEMBER 5th>NOVEMBER 5thNOVEMBER 5th>NOVEMBER 5thNOVEMBER 5th>NOVEMBER 5thNOVEMBER 5th>NOVEMBER 5thNOVEMBER 5th>NOVEMBER 5thNOVEMBER 5th>NOVEMBER 5thNOVEMBER 5th>NOVEMBER 5th
>singstar Ocarina of time edition
FULLY VOICED AHHHHH NOOOONIGGERMAN HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
>>747129385SHOW ME MALON YOU JAP FUCKKKKK SHE WAS RIGHT THERE I COULD SEE HER BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR
>>747134629It sounds like an ocarina
THEY'RE GUNNING FOR GTA6 HAHAHAHAHA
Ahh fuck Rockstar Bros we’re cooked!!!
Why modern games have bloom and fog everywhere?
Why does navi sound like a tranime whore
OH SHIT THERE IS VOICE ACTING/V/ QUICKCHANGE YOUR MINDGRRRRRRRRR
they got slenderman working on this shit?
TWO MONTHS
That's a mouthful of name
>Nov5thlmao it's gonna get destroyed by GTA
>early novembercould've been worse i guess
>>747134681>>747134682navi always had "voice acting" zoomzooms
YES, PUT A DAGGER IN THE UNC-SLOP
I don't want to use some fucking phone app while I play a video game
GTA 6 BTFO>GTA 6 BTFOGTA 6 BTFO>GTA 6 BTFOGTA 6 BTFO>GTA 6 BTFOGTA 6 BTFO>GTA 6 BTFO
Ah, Fujibayashi. The man who raped /v/.
The shills have arrived.Kill All Modern Devs and their families too
collect your daily rupee bonus
This is a bit adorable. Kind of like "why" but sure I guess lol
>>747134340Same.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MASTER QUEST????!!!!
>>747134839Retard, launching earlier than gtavi guarantees bigger initial sales
>>747134903One word sentences is not fully voice acted retard
Will they pussy out and remove the Islamic chants again?
>>747134903>a couple of words here and there>"voice acting"disingenuous lefty
Hopefully an earthquake hits Nintendo HQ and they lose all progress on this. Divine judgement on this UE5 junk.
>>747134937And Aonuma*
Daily Quests for my single player game???
come on, nintendo
>>747135003Yes.
>>747134915PHOOOOONESHIIIIIIIITTTTT
DO YOU NOT HAVE PHONES????
>>747135003.....yes? Every single re-release of the game after the original JP had them removed.
>>747135013implying nintendo works on their games nowadays
>>747132496This is what happens when your only interest is money and seeing your team win. Both sides of the aisle will wag their finger at eachother because they've sold their brand as an identity and now they have customers that run defense for them because a victory for them is a victory for all their consumers too. Regardless of the fact that the suits are the only ones that get any benefit from it. You can see this happening in every facet of reality lately too.
>can create an EH REH qr code
nice 2008 iphone app
A game you need three hands to play
>>747135013shhhh eric
well, no more gameplay, thanks nintendo!
Did you say...QUIZZES?Sign me up,.
I feel empty and nintendo sucked out what was once inside.
all these useless shit
All of this stuff makes sense when you realize all the developers are grandfathers making this game for their grandkids and not old uncs on /v/ in their late 30s lol
>>747135158Sauce now
QUIZ BROS!?WE'RE FUCKING IN!!!!
>>747135119Yes, soulful.
>>747134930This game has very little to no brownoids, unlike GTA 6, so it's an automatic win regardless.
>an entire fucking stream for one game and random bullshit no one cares about
what the FUCK are they talking about?
thank god theyre focusing more on the mobile app than the game
Daddy shopkeeper
can i roll for zeldas
get on with it just show us BOTW 3 already
hey tomar, its you
wow this is bad
>>747131029It's ok but MM mogs it.
I wonder if Zelda Gaiden will have any ideas incorporated
>low poly maskskeksoul
>>747134152This but I wanted majora mask instead
I did a spit take when they showed the game, why the fuck did they have to flashbang us like that
RELEASE WWTP HD ALREADY
>>747135184>another poopy bauble for your deskerino!
>>747135080>>747135106Still cuck behaviour, it makes the fire temple more ominous having bedouin chants.
>>747135120Just like the orginal!
>masksMajora's Mask basically confirmed
>>747135109We do have a meme for that phenomenon.
Now a trailer for the new game, right?
Holy shit nostalgia masks and switch skins??
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>proudly revealing this shit leaked designlol, game looks good try not to shit yourself on the way out
Ahhhhhhhhh the OoT edition of SW2!!
OMG COLORED PLASTICTAKE MY MONEY
This sucks
>effects addedWait you're saying it doesn't actually do that?
>>747135359OoT had masks, dummy
>>747135208>very little to no brownoidsUh, anon?
the old nintendo is dead.god damnit
>>747135359oot already had masks
>>747135191I'm 46, not even a gramp. And my lil kid is barely even 5. No way he will stick around playing this game for longer than a second. Get real. It's for the "Nintendo Adults".
>>747135379No. Fuck you. Go to nintendo museum and pay 30 dollars for a shitty burger. Cunt.
>GAME SOLD SEPARATELYLOL
>>747135451gorons are honorary aryans
>>747134152I think my only real issue with what's been shown has to do with the UI. I'm pretty tired of that design.
uh ohsnoy melty
>special edition switch releases before the gameSo there definitely isn't gonna be a bundle with the game, not worth it
>TPniggers lost
>THAT'S ITTHAT'S IT>THAT'S ITTHAT'S IT>THAT'S ITKEEEEEEEEEEK
>>747135545....yes? that's how it always has been with these special editions, snoy
Nintendo has fallen
well, that was underwhelming
legitimately shocked they didn't drop TP for NSO
>cadence of hyrule
>>747135109>Get raped and game>Akshully... I'm above all that!!KWAB
>low poly maskNic->amiibo onlyfuck
Why is the artstyle so different between Link and everyone else?
Aside from Link and the fuckass fog everywhere it looked...fine-ish, I guess
TP is fucking DEAD
*game sold separately*jewish much?Do you remember a bundle/themed console would come with, dare I say it, a free game?It's software, how has the world become this jewish
>>747132635Yeah, it looks like a Zelda remake. Now WHY would I play this? I already hate that they're going to replace the original music. I'm not impressed by an orchestra anymore. In fact. I'd rather the money you spent on these fuckers that do nothing for the game and take half that and give it to some dude with a synthesizer to craft those sounds himself and do something more unique that a group of individuals trained to make music in academia. Every big budget game does this shit now, so it's not impressive anymore. It's legitimately played out.
Adult link!
i feel bad for the nintendards.they really have nothing at this point.
botw on ue5 ahh game
Adult link looks cool
Why are we ending with a trailer for a game that was just showcased for 10 minutes?
I honestly thought they would have something else in the tank given how low effort this remake is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_nxOcDFgU
>NON MENU CHANGING IRON BOOTSOOOOOOOHH
The judgement is in.
>fairies arent censoredERICCCCCCCCCCBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!?
ADULT AND CHILD LOOK LIKE SHIT WHAT THE FUCKTHOSE TUNICS ARE UGLY
BIG TIDDIE FAIRIES CONFIRMED
>Majoras Mask quest immediately starts after you defeat GanonMake it real
>>747135796because this is all they have
at least they fixed the Shadow Temple boat, compared to 3D anyway
voice acting its over
AAAAAAAAND JP VOICES ON
Jesus Christ that Zelda
NO VOICE ACT FAGS BTFO!!!!!!!
sexo
God I hate how Nintendo hires bargain bin california tranime dub actors
>Zelda's five head
VOICE ACTING CONFIRMED NIGGERS
Japanese version it is then...
this is fucking hideous is everyone ITT mentally retarded
Shiek's hair looks weird.
i see zora threads in the future
>ruto is literally LESS censored than beforeERICBROS CMON MAN PLEASE
>>747135671Toxotransmosis moment.
Am I crazy or do all the voices sound pretty much the same
Spoopy bosses
>sheik has tits nowbased
wow the voices sound like a shitty web cartoon
youtuber voice acting kek
>>747135851Would be too kino for words, but why would Nintendo ever give us 2 games for the price of 1
gandorf sounds like that???
this is the definition of soulless
Okay next time, just lead with the trailer Nintendo lmao
>>747135549Gerudo?
oh shit the megaton hammer looks like the soulcalibur II version
Please let there be an option to turn off voices
Why do I know that Ganon voiceIs that Matt Mercer
NINTENDO WONGET FUCKED SNOYS
>>747135939Shhh little baby.
>THE GREAT FAIRY IS STILL COOMABLEnu-tendo redeemed
>westnigger Eng dub """"""""""""""""acting"""""""""""""""""
>>747135851Would be awesome. Highly doubt it.
Fish wife
>>747135451Hence, very little. Compared to GTA VI.
>>747135894>added a cute bra designEven more sexo than the original
>voice acting
>>747136021>>747136076Same voice as TOTK.
HOLY NOTHINGBURGER
>>747135894Fish just keeps winning.
>>747135998Ruined. The whole point was that he was a man.
You know what? I liked it.
>>747135671>the year of our lord two thousand and twenty six>not flashing amiibos to a blank nfc tagshiggy
RIP GTARIP GTARIP GTARIP GTARIP GTARIP GTARIP GTA
>>747136117I bet you like Fish sticks
FISHCUNNY
Looks like they kept their word and TP and WW HD will remain locked to the Wii U
>muh censorship/v/ lost
>>747135702Its so funny to think about kek
>>747135796To confirm that an actual new entry is at least 3 years away
NOW REMAKE TP
Man, that looked really fucking good.
This mid Direct will be forgotten when Sony announces the Killzone remake today.
>>747136117she actually looks great in a game where everyone looks like greasy toddlers
Man, that looked really fucking bad.
>Saria looks fine>Zelda looks like a white gerudoWhat are the implications of this?
>no pausing to swap itemsliterally GOTY
>>747136117I hate the fish bra but now it looks like a fish one piece.
I keep preparing for it but Nintendo still keeps impressing me with how they manage to drag out the most basic shit to 30+ minute directs and not actually show anything.
rip to all my nintendogs out there
>>747136095kektakes effort finding """"actors""" this shitty but they somehow managed
>>747136274The what?
they should add japanese voices as option
Ruto or Saria sex?
It doesn't look THAT bad guys....right?
>>747136243ThisMidna's fully modelled puffy pussy lips
Ruto looks good but holy shit Zelda looks bad.The uncanny valley is far less pronounced on non human characters.
sheik with boobs?
>>747136274some of the most delusional, hilarious cope I've ever seen.
Looked fine in the end, no major censorship, but i would have prefered some bigger scale for outside areas
>>747136135>It's Matt MercerI mean okCan I turn off the voices
>>747136364they'll be there
>>747136364They very likely will
maybe the shittiest thing i've seen from nintendo since New Horizons, sucks tendies have to defend this shit
>>747135851DLC Expansion.
>>747136287Looking wet and slimy is appropriate for a fish
>>747136365Both
>>747133140Nobody said that lol people are mostly just saying it doesn't look good. It looks as promised. A Legend Of Zelda Remake. I've played the game like 5 time in the past 15 years. I think I'm good, maybe if a friend of mine buys it I'll borrow it down the line, but that's it. I don't even own a Switch 2 yet, and with Rise being ported I don't think the next Monster Hunter would convince me, which it would have. It got me the wii u and 3ds.
>>747135796it was the adult link reveal
Why are they allergic to color? It's so fucking drab and dusty.
THIS LOOKED INCREDIBLE WTF
>nepodub strikes againclassic nintendo of america
Why is everyone so shiny?
>the legend of zelda> playing as zelda is locked behing paid amiibo
should have gone with a cell shaded art direction (anything but plastic).this looks abysmal
>>747136591Unreal engine shit most likely.
>>747136117I can't wait for the porn. I like one pieces
now what do i do with my life
>>747136321There's another direct tomorrow for everything else
MALON LOOKS BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLAlso saria and ruto i guess, they look better than zelda for sure lmaoLink looks a lil weird but its fine i guess
