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How are you preparing for GTA VI?
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Normalfags are so embarrassing, worse than autists and clearly inferior to the asperger master race.
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>>747129841
>asperger master race

just lol
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>>747129571
SOVL
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>>747129571
>guys signature
Actual illiterate caveman retard lmao
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>>747129571
all of this for some used up hole
is it really worth it
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>>747129571
he forgot to wear his proud cuck T shirt
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>>747129571
British girlfriends be like
>oi you got a loicense for GTA 6?
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I know /v/ is full of lawyers, would a contract like this be enforcable in court, even if it's obviously just a "silly" contract for social media clout?
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>>747129571
Implying the game is going to be that hard instead of holding your hand the entire time.
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>>747129934
>>747129942
you guys sound jelly
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>>747129920
Bro's dysgraphiamaxxed
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Why the fuck can't he write his name properly?
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>>747129571
Why are white niggas so goofy?
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>>747129571
>that handwriting
is he literally 5 years old?
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>>747130109
low testosterone
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>>747130062
jelly of what? That some mediocre pussy that he maybe gets to drunkenly slam twice a year is running the show?
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>>747129920
>>747130109
>>747130213
if I tried to sign my name in cursive it would look like that so I sign by writing my name normally
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>>747129571
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she cute i would help her with chores for blowjobs and sasusages, chips and beans cooked in an air fryer
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>>747130353
I gave up trying to write cursive in like 8th grade or something cause even I couldn't read my own handwriting 3 days later
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>>747130261
>>747130062
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clearly a joke I hate you guys
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>>747129571
oh no man, dont you dare risk breaking up with that 2/10 girl over your own interests
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>>747129976
Yes.
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>>747130589
>haha can you imagine if I didn't nag you while you played that new game? what a funny joke, let's get some likes on reddit for it
>ok honey
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>>747129571
>>747130383
Why are white guys like this? No men of other races do this kind of shit.
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>>747129841
sad but true
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I sold my ps5 and made a city pop playlist to listen to while watching people of all camps seethe
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>>747129976
Yes. I’m not a lawyer but I’ve watched a lot of Judge Judy
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>>747130674
literally no different from boomer "I hate my wife" jokes. I didn't say it was hilarious but clearly tongue in cheek
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>>747129571
i look 3x better than this guy and yet i have never seen a vagina irl... autism is really a evil debuff
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That's the most Wal-Mart looking couple I've ever seen.
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>>747129571
It's always the most dysgenic looking couples that do shit like this.
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>>747130826
>haha this is so tongue in cheek, thank god I'm not really like that right?
>yes honey
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>>747129841
t. tranny who self inserts as le edgy tranime character
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>>747129571
I was convinced this was your standard Alabama trailer park cousin couple until I saw the £40.
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>>747129571
Marriage is jewish scam. We should just take women as property.
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>trailerpark trash
>has his bitch under control
normalfagcucks wish they had this
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>>747129571
He'll be done paying child support by his black baby.
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>>747131334
For me it's the ones who had a year-end meeting and then she broke up with him cause she wanted to pretend to be lesbian
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>>747129841
You wanted more normalfags well there you go. Let us autists rest easily.
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>>747131334
oh im laffin
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>>747131334
Poor chungus, she got a man that was interested in her.

Oh well, time to look for the abusive Chad or lesbian dyke.
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>>747129942
>>747130158
>>747130261
>>747130697
>LE KEK! LE KEK! WYPEEPO RENT FREE IN MY HEAD
why are brown incels like this
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>>747130828
It's really just about going out and doing anything. Even autists can land. Just takes a fucking minute unless you're in the right space. But everything with the game of love ends up being random. Even hookups. I say this as someone with zero experience because I continuously cope I'm an unlovable retard with learned autism but in reality all I do is go work my warehouse job and stay home the rest of the day so I'm legit never even putting myself out there. thanks for reading my blog post.
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>>747129571
england still white?
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>>747131334
>do you agree?
>
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>>747131597
that literally happened
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>>747130828
Stop calling everything autism, it's an easily solvable problem but you most likely don't want to put in the effort
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>>747131651
>literally anybody can do it, also i have never done it
stfu retard. everyone’s already accepted shit is stacked against guys like us.
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>>747131797
What is it then?
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>>747131334
>>747131597
Quirk Chungus there found out she was lesbian and divorced him.
True story and absolutely nobody expected that twist.
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>>747130828
theyre probably cousins
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>>747131985
Lack of experience, especially during formative years
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>>747129841
>>747129880
As a guy with assburgers I find this funny because we officially stopped existing like 5 years ago, didn't we? Like its not an official classification now, and we matter so little he didn't even know this?
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>>747130697
>No men of other races do this kind of shit.
marry?
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>>747131878
I say I've never done it but in reality I've had a couple LDRs. I just don't count them because it really doesn't feel like anything and it takes so much focus it feels more like a job with barely any reward when it inevitably comes crashing down.
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>>747132215
They don't want people to know about the superiority of aspergergods.
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>>747129571
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm not even involved with these retards and I feel embarrassed for them.
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>>747132148
That's not easily fixable especially when everyone around you expects you to be worldly to some extent and at least be able to hold down a conversation. Most if not all people just ignore you when you fumble your words, and that doesn't happen they just dip out if things go on longer than a minute or two.
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>>747130383
On one hand Jesus fuck this is humiliating, this is just the chart you do for young children but with adult prizes.
On the other, he won a blowjob which is nice.
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>>747130383
>>747129571
is there anything more humiliating than being married in 2026?
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>>747132797
Stop making excuses, just go out and fail until you get it right if you really want your 4/10 bitch
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>>747131334
does anyone have the webm of some thot who make this COUPLE AGREEMENT fad shit
then she divorced the dude later anyway to 'find herself'
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>>747131643
A little self-reflection could go a long way for you Timmies
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>>747133215
It's not even an excuse. Most people pretend they can't hear me during conversation and just talk over/around whatever I say. Zero respect. I feel like a doormat. With women I'm far too scared to even think about what to say, let alone if anything I could talk about is even interesting to them.
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>>747131742
Hardly
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>>747131334
>poor cunt suicided not long after this
Grim
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>>747133573
what do they think is gonna happen when all people with iq over 95 leave London?
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>>747133898
They already have plenty of examples in Africa
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>>747131997
That was a different couple, retard
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>>747132318
>He's in so deep, it's normal to him now.
Let their wives turn their lives and behavior into a sticker rewards sheet.
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>>747129571
i'm not. i don't play games on inferior systems and even when it comes out on pc i don't think i'll give a shit even to pirate it
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>this is the SHIT tendie trannies were gassing up as being better than gta 6
LMFAO
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>>747134205
DLSS5?
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He writes like a 6yo learning cursive
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>No I'm not lazy, I have ADHD
How do you even respond to this without sounding mad?
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>>747129571
>le serious contract play
Minimum wage moment.
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>>747130826
The hate my wife jokes are based on reality though, because so many people unironically tbhq seemingly do really fucking hate their spouses.
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>>747133363
>muh timmy
yeah thanks for confirming you’re a sexless brown manlet but we already knew that
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Gta really do share the audience with fifa/nba buyers, doesn't IT?
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>>747134621
>find a girl hot when you're 16
>marry her because that's what society says you should do
>now you're stuck having to talk to a woman every day
True horror
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>>747129976
It has to be legalised by a notary first.
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>>747129571
Remember. These are some of the people who tell you "have sex incel."
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>>747131334
She's got a decent arse. Would probably put up with her shit if the sex was good but overtime I'd become a bad bf so she broke up with me.
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>>747135072
He is 100x as happy with his life as you are with yours
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>>747134874
Every happy marriage I've seen was two people who married as adults who share common interests. Quite often it was their second marriage.
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>>747129571
i smell a big wojak potential in this picture, similar to pic related
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>>747129571
4) is actually good tho
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>>747135280
cool projection
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>>747131334
i bet she grips like crazy, these wife psychotic bitches fuck like hellcats
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>>747130383
How big of a fuck up do you have to be to need a sticker chart with a reward system for doing basic parenting shit? And she's a dumb hag for essentially marrying a kid.
>>747131334
Girls like this only aspire for one thing, and that's to become an HR manager.
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>>747135605
seething foid
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>>747129571
They look like siblings.
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>>747131334
Bitch went off the deep end, thank god the simp basedboy was freed from her clutches.
https://www.tiktok.com/@kristentheperson
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>>747129976
you'll notice that the contract is missing a gold fringe, which means it's only enforceable in admiralty court. If you can use your tricknology to get her on a boat you may have a case.
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>>747135776
didn't he kill himself?
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>>747134271
ue5 aislop demake made by saars
absolute state of shittendo
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>>747136171
Did he? Proofs? If he did the statement still stands, he's gone to sweet oblivion and will never have to deal with that shit again.
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>>747133197
nope
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>>747135605
oh yeah blame the guy. she’s probably a narcisistic cunt and he’s just a little quiet (compared to loud mouth aggressive “chad”) and baby-trapped him. fuck you, always blaming the men. fucking faggot.
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>>747135776
She looks like a 14 year old boy
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>>747130383
At that point it's worth it to hire a high cost escort lol
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>>747137559
Bit late when she already pumped out several babies
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>exposing your personal life
>on reddit
lemao
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>>747137043
why would you record this?
why would you upload this?
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>>747137672
Upvotes
Upvotes
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>>747137043
God damn those are some sexy feet
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>>747129571
Lol who the fuck is buying this mutt slop now that the real AAA November game was shown and it was beautiful?
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>>747129571
What's the point of that perfomative photo? What are they trying to convey?
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>>747137043
i dont care how fucking long you’ve been together. anons if by any luck you end up with a girl and she does this shit after trapping you with near-daily sex for the first few months, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE. you’re fucking better off. she’s settled or is fucking someone behind your back.
dont be a pathetic girlfriend-guy / wifeguy
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>>747137839
"Look at how we're not like our parents who would do nothing but fight, shout and scream at one another. We are real adults(tm)."
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>>747137672
That is my question every single time i see shit like that. Just why
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>>747129571
Average niggas I see inside a walmart
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>>747137839
I think it's some fucked up, twisted, modern view of what a healthy relationship is
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>>747138110
kek, yeah
>guy is probably sneaking off to “work late” and fuck the 20yo intern at work
>she’s probably on her phone all day getting superlikes from jeets on tinder
ahhh yes. so much more sophisticated than the nuclear 1960s-1980s house wife. another win for feminism *pops xanax and SSRI or some other poison*
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>>747130383
Doing this shit anyway, might as well get a bj and hula dance.
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>>747138110
tbf it's a lot better to communicate than just growing resenting alone together like our parents.
Of course all the good points and ideas presented are negated entirely by them actually making a video and uploading it for updoots.
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>>747129920
As if you couldn't already tell that by looking at them. Literal white trash.
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>>747129571
Damn these guys are britbongs? my phenotype detector was definitely pinging them as flyover/deep south amerifats
I'm getting rusty bros
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Already got my leave approved :)
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>>747138556
Something is inherently wrong with the relationship if there is a need for this type of system at all
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>>747138531
>fuck the 20yo intern at work
hahaha yeah right
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>>747138748
Same can be said about parenting.
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>>747132215
they knew we were growing too powerful so they removed the diagnosis and instead lump everyone into autism spectrum disorder which includes aspGODs alongside pants shitting retards as a way to discredit us. do not despair brother, the fire rises. we will use the retard strength of the severe autism ogres against them. tick tock, normalfags
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>>747138880
True
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>>747138531
A guy who ends up in that type of dynamic is not someone who's fucking hot interns on the side
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>>747131334
4chan keeps telling me i should only be attracted to white girls but it's impossible when all white girls are either like this or soulless whores
I will end up marrying a brown/black/asian girl and i will regret nothing
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>>747134847
GTA shares audiences with every type of gamer
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>>747130383
Same phenotype as lindsay clansy. I wonder if those kids are still alive
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>>747129571
Kek, consolefags are so longhoused
Can't wait to comfortably play GTA 6 on my PC
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>>747135725
>>747137370
dude the guy cant even put the fucking toilet seat down. 3 stickers, really? unless their kid pukes 5 times a day he left the toilet seat up like 50 times during that time, actual manchild
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>>747140335
And why does he need to put the toilet seat down, foid?
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>>747129571
His penmanship says a lot
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>>747129571
She fucking 5 niggers while the cuck watches.
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>>747140745
>brings up interracial cuck fetish out of nowhere
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>>747137043
feeeeeet
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>>747138993
where do us adhdfags fit in this new world order?
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where get trailer trash gf?
Don't answer trailer park I wouldn't be found dead there.
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>>747133197
being unmarried alone and not having children
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>>747129571
don't buy GTA and maybe they can afford to move out of that trailer
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>>747141306
Juggalo festival
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>>747137672
>>747138230
white people things
>>747141368
that's not humiliating
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>>747141306
waffle house
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>>747129571
Average white couple in America by the way
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>>747141048
>>out of nowhere
It's in the game
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>>747141182
adhd is not real
its meme for retarded women and idiots like you
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>>747141541
Juggalos are based
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>>747141742
they are british

>>747141912
>brings up interracial cuck fetish out of nowhere once again
Why anti-GTA posters like poop colored penises so much?
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>>747129571
Humiliation ritual
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>>747129571
Look exactly how I expect modern White GTA fans to look like
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Why do americans wear baseball caps indoors?
I give them 5 years until meth addiction btw.
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>>747142195
Tall and married with a cutie?
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>>747141576
ok but you're brown
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>>747142062
I think you'll find asperbergers isn't real.
checkm8.
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>>747142369
>americans


>>747142395
i'm not, i just don't see black/brown/asian people doing shit like that
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>>747141048
you're replying to tendie trannies who have cuck fetish (ganon fucking zelda, bowser fucking peach) from playing too much mario and zelda slop
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>>747141368
Lmao the married cuck HATES the childless and free man
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>>747141368
How is being free more humiliating than having a shit wife?
>Proverbs 21:19: Notes it is better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging partner.
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>>747129571
Make any bait threads before it releases and then taking a vacation after it releases because the board will be unusable until the start of 2027.
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>>747133898
if you're asking what happens when demand plummets due to no one (with talent or merit) wanting to live there anymore, then it depends who's in the government

if its property owners (boomers, wealthy immigrants) then they will bail out, subsidize demand, and do other wild shit to maintain the high asset prices, essentially making the taxpayer cough up the difference so they can continue to contribute zilch and still earn more than anyone who actually works for a living. i guess eventually the whole thing will slowly degrade because you run out of taxpayer money and you end up with a dried out husk of an economy that no one gives a fuck about, and a bunch of old people holding worthless bags and feverishly trying to legislate them into having value again

i was gonna write what would happen if that wasnt the case, but it seems kinda pointless. i guess its possible that things get so heated that they instead tax old rich people and seize foreign owned assets, and sorta stabilize things at a massive loss of international respect and trust, but that would require a nazi germany tier rogue government
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>>747129571
>>747130383
>>747131334
this wasnt mentioned in my mangas...
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>>747135776
Wait, he actually left her and she went full lgbtq personality?
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>>747129571
Manchild signature
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>>747129571
You can just see the low IQ in their faces.
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>>747130353
>posts a frog
>says something that fucking stupid

The theory holds true: ignore any post where someone posts a frog, because that person is completely fucking retarded.
I at least thought you dumb cunts would WRITE AT THE LEVEL OF A 7 YEAR OLD but apparently I gave you too much credit, and now it's obvious spellcheck and autocomplete is the only reason any of the trash you say online is legible.
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>>747129571
The immense, soul crushing disappointment these people are setting themselves up for is just outstanding.
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>>747130383
>Make yourself vomit
>clean it up
>Farm infinite blowjobs
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>>747129571
I just finished Grand Theft Auto 6, and instead of saying that the game is amazing (it is), I will talk about what I felt while wrapping up the story. We must be better. This is the moral I felt the game was conveying. And it hit my feelings so hard thanks to this great acting from every actors, and this amazing realisation. While being a completely made up story from californian mythology, it felt so grounded to earth and our actual situation as humans. Jason being a political businessman, getting the most out of everyone without caring for anyone’s feelings, getting as much resources from every realms as possible without caring for the consequences, lying and having no moral just to “look good”. This depicts our politicians and leaders so well. Jason and their friends fighting for a better world, defending their ideas and other people. All of this while trying not to do the same mistakes, even if this makes them lose (die). We must be better, we must stand up for our world, we must fight for our dying earth, we must defend those in needs, we must work so our children can enjoy this amazing world. This is crazy that a game makes me worship a non existing character more than our actual leaders/politicians. Thanks for reading, I wanted to share how this game hit my feelings and my ideas of our actual world. And if you feel the same, please share this message, we must be better, because if we are not, there will be no more world to share to our children. We must be better men.
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Why even have a gf at that point? Aren't they supposed to make your life better?
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>>747133134
>won a blowjob
If you're actually good at sex you don't need to "win" anything, she'll do it whenever you ask. My gf never came before me but I can make her squirt, so literally all I have to do is ask for a bj whenever and she'll do it.
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>>747130383
What's a blowout diaper?
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>>747135492
anon you're on an online imageboard in a thread seething over cherrypicked images of other people. you're not a happy person.
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>>747146258
She didn't change the baby's diaper for long enough for it to start leaking. Much more rarely it happens when a baby catches some stomach bug and has explosive diarrhea.
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>>747141048
The main character is a cuck.
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>>747135776
God, i hate women...
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>>747141089
i would be fine with no sex if i could use her feet ngl
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>>747144786
kek
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>>747129571
woo, performative humiliation ritual!
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>>747131334
Remember on Big Bang Theory when Sheldon had relationship agreements and roommate agreements and it was all just a big laugh because nobody in real life could be that autistic?
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>>747146258
Ask this guy.
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>>747129976
No. A contract requires "consideration" to be binding, which this contract does not have.

"result in consequences" is also void for vagueness.
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>>747132215
Asperger collaborated with Nazis, so, naturally, jews want to erase his name.
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>>747148741
A quick google tells me the consideration is what you're exchanging basically. So it would be a contract if it said at the end "in exchange for following all these rules, I will help with chores for 3 weeks afterwards" or some shit?
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>>747146687
no hes not
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>>747146258
When you're in your tactical Huggies and the Zone scares you a little too much and you void your bowels.
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>>747129571
>How are you preparing for GTA VI?
started HRT, i have two months to become a proper lady
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>>747133573
Jarvis, show me pic of her boyfriend
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>>747129571
I sold my PS5.
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>>747141182
ADHDs are our allies. They are the natural bridge between spergs and normies, as they seem to uniquely be able to get along with both.

>>747142062
This is a retarded boomer take that only people who aren't familiar with what ADHD is actually like and think it's just kids not sitting still or something. ADHD havers have unique and fascinating psychology that absolutely does not get the attention and acknowledgement that it deserves. They seem to share the deep and honest fascination with the world, independent of social norms, that spergs have, though this seemingly hand in hand with this fascination taking over the ability to care about what society wants you to at any given time. However, unlike spergs, they do tend to share more normie values and social drives.
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>>747133573
Reminder these people now make up over 5 times the population of Britain, than the number of British people who were ever in India.
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>>747150482
Fuck off normalfag with self-diagnosed ADHD
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I'm on my second marriage, not a very happy one either, and even though I'm already basically wanting out, this thread reaffirms my desire to get her gone, and never EVER be in a relationship again. Somehow modern times have made even a union between a man and a woman be fucking GAY also.
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>>747129571
The thing that bothers me with things like this is that it's usually common decency and basic courtesy that these couples have to lay out in a contract, as if they must be bound to a contract to even trust each other to have common decency and basic courtesy with each other. It's kind of fucked for two people who are supposed to already have that for each other as an absolute minimum.
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>>747146258
Kid shits so much that the diaper overflows. Most diapers have blow out protection but it doesnt actually work.
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>>747129942
He's not a Tendie.
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>>747150954
No, fuck you. As an officially diagnosed from childhood sperg you bow down to me.
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Gta 4 was the last good gta, we are going to play oot remake instead
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>>747130383
>naked hula dance
No please no
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>>747151352
GTASA*
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>>747151352
Wrong. I am going to emulate it on N64 and not spend $60 on a game from 1998.
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>>747134637
>muh timmy
>yeah thanks for confirming you’re a sexless brown manlet but we already knew that
Pipe down lil tim
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>>747129976
Being a cuck is not legally enforcable but a promise to simp can be if a simp contract is entered into.
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>>747151356
How vain do woman have to be to think that's a reward? Yeah honey, I'll totally clean up a giant shitty mess all so I can see you gyrate around like a spastic retard having a seizure while you wear a plastic grass skirt.
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>>747151276
You and every other child of today, wannabe-retard failed normie.
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>>747138702
No, it still works. Where do you think a lot of the old stock deep south and flyover states people came from?
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>>747139523
you'll find different horros, honeymoon stage is the only good part of being in a relationship
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>>747143798
that's why the end after the first kiss
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>>747135271
Nothing redeemable about that woman.
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>>747142062
>>747150482
>>747150954
ADHD is just a meme to sell kids Ritalin. AsperGAWDs are the real life NewTypes. Just like Nikola Tesla and Da Vinci, Sperglords have pushed mankind further and further into the future, even with the weight of normiekind weighing them down. The autistic shall inherit the Earth. Elon is just the first of many sperglords who will rise in the New World Order.
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>>747131334
You guys really don't know the fucking lore huh? This bitch divorced her husband and turned into a lesbian plumber. Dude killed himself after being humiliated like this.
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>>747151251
Glad to be a wizard.
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>>747129571
>How are you preparing for GTA VI?
Can wait to self insert as them though...
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>>747140335
Why is the toilet seat thing such a fucking sticking point with people? It works the other way too with someone pissing all over the seat because someone else left the toilet seat down.
>Buh I'm too tired to look where I'm sitting and don't want to turn lights on!
It's so fucking stupid, and I swear it's only a thing because people have been indoctrinated that it should be a thing, like how it's "abuse" to tell someone they shouldn't go into a dodgy area wearing heels and a dress tight enough that it prevents them from using stairs.
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>>747142497
There is no much difference between Eurotrash and the average Amerifat though.
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>>747130235
>dad was almost old enough to be my grandfather when I was born
Does this mean I have the T levels of the previous generation?
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>>747142081
Only juggalo hands could type this
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>>747139523
This is the natural order: Asian women belong to white men. White women belong to BBC niggers, muslims and other assorted immigrants. Black women belong to Asian men because Black women and Asian men are both considered the most unattractive to the opposite gender, so they pair with each other. As for brown women, if you are talking about Mexicans and Latinas they are obviously the property of white men. Indian and Paki women tend to stick to their own race. You people keep wondering why there are so many fucking brown people, the reality is they are the race on Earth least likely to betray their own race. You can cherry pick examples but generally, this rule holds.

Asian and Hispanic women worship white man sperm like it's the nectar of life. Black women are getting into anime and k-pop, they either get pregnant from some jailnigger or marry some Chinaman if they're a nerdy black girl. White women love getting stretched into oblivion and beaten by muslims and niggers who don't uphold and worship them the way beta white men do. Real white alpha males already realized asian and brown women are the promised land, pic related the next President of the United States is a white millennial who fucking hates white women and loves brown pussy. Including that whore Kirk.
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>>747142081
I could understand why someone would be a juggalo in the 90s, but I can't understand why they would be one in 2026.
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>>747129841
autists are the niggers of normalfags
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>>747152573
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>>747141368
I wake up when I want, I go to bed when I want, I'm as loud as I want to be at any time, i can be as undressed or undressed as I want in my own house, all my money is spend on things that I want, I make all the decisions that I want when I want, I plan things and make them happen when I want
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>>747152749
ok manchild
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>>747148172
Yes, and the Chappelle Show skit that involved signing consent forms before sex, and people watching it laughing at how outlandish the concept was, just for it to become a real thing over a decade later. This is why it's called clown world.
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>>747152705
beta white male who worships white women detected. White women HATE men who respect them, the smartest white men on Earth have all realized this and moved on. Modern westernized white women are basically no better than canines. The sooner you accept this the sooner you will go from being some beta crying about jews online to being some chad like Vance impregnating your young brown/asian wife for the 5th time.
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>>747152070
Did he? I want proof, possibly a video
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>>747152749
you can do all those things while married and with children as well. you can in fact be naked around people, it's not that weird.
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imagine putting children in this hellhole we call earth where we don't even know if we'll be around in 10 years
you should only have kids if you can provide them the absolute best of the best and live in isolation from the rest of society
and just imagine being born in the current year. imagine growing up in this timeline. you've missed out on all the good vidya and movies
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>>747152927
Here's a vid where she became a lesbian plumber https://www.instagram.com/p/DLivSWpy3E7/.

I can't remember where the guy killed himself, that part maybe is just made up to be honest. I'm not sure what his name is. The guy probably never wants to be seen again if he didn't kill himself.
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>>747129571
If you showed me these people I would have expected some trailer trash. I can't believe they are british
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>>747141368
I unironically have more kids than you - sperm donation
I made sure to donate to different clinics - my line will never die and retards will raise it
I don't even need the money - though that's just a bonus - paid to cum? inconceivable
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>>747153302
>british

ever been to London? Average Bongite is even trashier than American trailer trash.
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>>747139523
Pretty much.
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>>747140335
>dude the guy cant even put the fucking toilet seat down.
Neither can the woman apparently.
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>>747152573
>and beaten by muslims and niggers who don't u
kinda true, would be better if you didnt mention le bbc bs
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>>747129571
Holy shit what the fuck is this KEEEEK
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>>747129571
So based!
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>>747153018
>it's not that weird.
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>>747130383
Looks like Lindsay Clancy
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>>747139731
>pick up my psycho pills from CVS: won't murder your 3 children for another week
afterwards her lawyer will be like "your honor, she's clearly not guilty because her husband didn't earn 6 stickers in that timeframe"
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>>747151352
nah
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>>747129571
I have to make a contract like that for my grandma right now
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>>747152402
These studies are always bullshit because they don't account for the age people are born at. Meaning the only way they're accurate, is if our testosterone levels are entirely dependant on the environment, which also means it's every man's average.
Which then doesn't factor in that a population of older men with low testosterone is bringing the averages down.

It's just a bullshit study old men use to try and feel better about themselves. Fat fucks that was never fit and never went to the gym regularly that'd be mogged in their prime by young men today, use to say younger men that are objectively better than them, are limp wristed pussies. It's a coping mechanism.
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>>747144146
no she left him because she discovered that she was a lesbian all along
then at some point that wasn't special enough, so she became non binary
and now it looks like she finally trooned out
it was inevitable
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>>747153695
The bottom line is, white women love angry, aggressive, undomesticated men (who are usually black/brown and/or muslim) who treat them like garbage. The mistake modern white men are making is thinking they can save white women. You can't. They belong to niggers now. Unless you are niggerlike, you will never truly be able to win them over. They will never respect you the way they respect and sexually submit to angry, rapey men of colour.

Perhaps in insular European countries like Latvia or Finland or something there are still decent Caucasian women who want white children and so on. Personally I don't understand the white male obsession with worshipping white women: go to the brown and asian women who worship white penis instead. Asian women will literally end their entire Asian bloodline, kill their parents and strangle their little brother to death. All for the opportunity to suck a white man's seed through a straw. I will never understand white men: you have life so easy with brown and asian women, yet still you chase white women who will respect a dog's dick more than yours. It is your own fragility and maternal worship of white women holding you back. Impregnate a brown and asian woman, raise your children to behave white. God willing if your son is brown enough, eventually a white girl will allow him to fertilize her and your bloodline will start whitening again.
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>>747154680
>that pic
Varg Vikernes unironically believe that lmao
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>>747154680
cool story bro
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>>747150679
I want to be sympathetic to bongs, but (imagine I typed something that would get me banned - fill in the blanks) so you know what, fuck bongs, play stupid games - win stupid prizes, they let them in
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>>747152903
wtf black bois respect White women?
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>>747135334
LMAO he DOES look like cobson
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>>747130353
>Writing your full name instead of a cool swish

NGMI
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>>747151769
so far so good desu (5 years)
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>>747135334
funniest part about this wojak is how you can SENSE the bewilderment and disgust just from the way her fingers are positioned, somehow
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>>747143798
manga have asian women in it
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>>747154795
Based Varg is an actual white alpha male. Dude lives innawoods raising his multiple white children with a racist wife and teaching them traditional Nordic religion rather than worshipping Jewzus. The truth is the average white man is weak like >>747154812 and cannot follow the example of a real man. You don't have the grit to farm and hunt your own food, build your own shelter, raise and educate your own children.

If even one QUARTER of the white race was even HALF as strong a man as based Burzum was, there would be no white replacement. There would be no hoardes of browns and blacks racing into the first world. But most white men are weak and have to partake in Jewish society to survive. For most of you the best thing for you to do is just work your job, marry a white worshipping asian/hispanic woman and raise your kids to be civil. If you want to endlessly try to save white women who hate themselves for being white and worship niggers and immigrants and ascribe to leftist ideology (due to jewish brainwashing of course), that's your own prerogative.

I'm just the messenger trying to help. Do what you want.
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>>747134004
nope
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>>747151702
huweeeeeill....
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>>747154680
Shalom
>you should be race mixing instead
lmao
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>>747155150
>Based Varg is an actual white alpha male
He literally supports rehabilitating mudsharks for muh white race, no he isnt
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>>747154889
b-but mister shekelsberg told me white women love bbc
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>>747130383
/v/ will ignore this but this is supposed be to be a joke
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>>747137043
>Hey guys, did you know that I play chess?
>Yeah, chess is like, my life lol
>People say that you have to be really smart to play chess, but honestly? For me it just comes naturally
>Haha yeah, that's called castleing
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>>747155454
No it isn't, castling is a move in chess
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>>747129571
,>Just jerkoff for 30 minutes
> Now I can play whatever I want all day without restrictions

Life is honestly more enjoyable without a girlfriend. Sex is okay but you are stuck living with a female you probably barely even tolerate and now you have so much waste so much of your time just trying to make them happy dealing with all their bullshit. I'm glad I'm the sort that doesn't get lonely because having to compromise so much of your existence just for the occasional piece of ass is so not worth the tradeoffs
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>>747155815
>women are attracted to tall pale Chads because they remind them of short ugly brown incels
india isn't sending their best
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>>747155904
i cant wait for womb robots
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>>747156025
>wanting children
cuck
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>>747152573
shalom the sneedful, saar
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>>747156112
That's not how it works
I will have a robot wife in my lifetime
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>>747134004
No it wasn't. Same couple from the partner summit video and the video posted above.
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what a weird thread
you guys are weird
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>>747156530
this has been debunked
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>>747156274
>cut marks

Yikes.
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>>747151352
>we
speak for yourself, tendie tranny
i'm not even gonna give sloptendo money after they butchered animal crossing
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>>747156895
So did they just forget artstyle exists? I guess it's outsourced
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>this thread

christ I'm happy I'm single
lucia can get fucked kek
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>>747153449
soulless
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>>747156274
>Cut marks
Instant red flag
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>>747129571
normies are so weird...
But no no no, I, le autistic man, am weird
fuck off normies
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>>747132215
you just autistic with extra steps now (or less steps? I dunno)
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>>747129571
Cuck contract
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>>747139523
>4chan keeps telling me i should only be attracted to white girls
are we browsing the same site? Most people here have yellow fever
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>>747131334
>marry the literal le quick chuguns millennial girl
>do all her tasks and quirks
>"happy wife, happy life" attitude
>she kick your butt and becomes a lesbian
Thanks, I hate it
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I don't play realtroon slop
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>>747130828
Just bee yourself
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>>747159330
what life is strange and undertale has to do with this thread
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>>747139523
a tale as old as time
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>>747131334
I mean look at this ignoble facial expression
you wouldn't see me dead making a face like that on purpose
I might fool around and do a weird walk for my amusement not for a video on the internet, but my face remains stoic
and then this bitch
I mean look at it - how little dignity do you need to have to make a face like this? Also she's ugly as hell
this is not the kind of face you make at 29 years old
DAMN, bitch!
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>>747129976
There's different levels of "contracts" like verbal agreements and handshakes, not as legally binding as a written letter with signatures, but if you can convince a judge and jury that both parties understood what a handshake was supposed to mean then it can affect your case.
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>>747134874
That's terror.
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>>747159524
lol fine ill start fucking them
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>>747129976
There are several reasons why this contract is completely unenforceable but
>results in consequences
Is the most egregious.
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>>747159740
Terror built into the system. Look at her. Who's the scary one?
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>>747137672
it's an act, they are showing to other couples that, if you have this specific problem, you need to communicate and be honest. They are not having a "real" conversation (although you could argue they are having that problem, but that's besides the point) .
And that's why I am a high-functioning autistic person and you are pissing in your pants and mumbling words
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>best friend from highschool got married at 21 with his highschool girlfriend
>Just found out last year he's been divorced since 24 with two kids
Kinda sucks your life ends at that point
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>>747156274
>cut marks
jackpot
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>>747135776
are other lesbians even into this "14 year old cancer patient" look or why do they decide to look like this
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>>747159147
my japanese GF looks just like this, but every time I mention, anons keep asking for pictures of her, it's weird
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>>747135776
shit like this is why I can't trust women
men, too, but men usually get slapped around enough to not have this kind of bullshit in their heads - women, on the other hand, are eternal children, been on enough dates to know
like, I'm not entrusting half of my shit and the future of my children to that
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>>747129841
I honestly don't know what a normalfag is anymore. Everybody has gone completely insane and addicted to social media.
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>>747130158
Blacks that act White are oreos.
Whites that act Black are rotten eggs.
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>>747130951
projection
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I wonder if we'll get to see some girl on girl action in the game..
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>>747129571
fucking trailer trash lmao
would fuck his wife after he passes out though
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>>747160832
8 hours of RDR2 a day? That sounds insane.
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>>747161459
saw two chicks making out in the stripclub leak
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>>747129841
FPBP
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>>747130951
>ANIME SEXUALIZES MINORS IT NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut the fuck up redditor
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>>747154680
Yeah okay "BBC nigga"
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>>747161708
you got the vid?
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>>747129571
why are they always like this?
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>>747161798
unfortunately not
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>>747161804
uhmm...the couple in that image are zoomers...
you just posted cringe Z-bro, better start to delete-maxxing
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>>747162067
no, those are unc
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>>747161804
This are the new better men genetically selected for by jewish cabals. Cry and seethe all you want but they will replace you.
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>>747141368
The people here that do not have kids are not people you want to have kids
Also a lot of people that do have kids shouldn't have kids.
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>>747162123
they are young, in their 20s, but they look old as fuck. That matches zoomer phenotype
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>>747162159
is this the latest unc cope?
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>>747131334
I'm happy that this man is no longer stuck with her
No man deserves this for a girlfriend or wife
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>>747131334
what are goyim doing
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>>747154680
Demoralization shill or weeaboo retard
Impossible to tell
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>>747129571
I'm prepared to read reviews and watch videos to see if it's worth my time and then wait for all the dlc to be released and finally then wait for a sale on some sort of complete edition with all the dlc nonsense included.
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>>747129571
yeah stuff like that is TOTALLY real and not rage bait to get clicks.
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>>747129571
God fucking damn, its always white disgusting midwestern/southern couples doing this facebook ass shit. How are both regions filled with such hogs. I can already see the deformed baby on the couch and a pair of cookie monster pajamas on the floor somewhere.
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>>747163615
they are british you fucking retard
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>>747163690
>They're cockney retards that even the Romans viewed less than niggers
OH BOY WHAT A TREAT!!!!! that's surely not the same if not worse equivalent at all! You know what im talking about you slimy snaggle toothed nigger, the fact that there is a general internet archetype on the cookie monster pants trash people, and you dont know this, says you are one of those poor pieces of shit yourself.
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>>747163690
Bongs are as close as one can get to having a white nigger.
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>>747152810
>t. turn off league of legends now or no sexy time for you ;)
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>>747163690
These are bongs in 2026? My god.
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>>747164508
Fake, nobody who plays league of legends has "sexy time"
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>>747164920
every asian woman plays league
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>>747166104
I don't
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>>747129972
British girlfriends be like
>oi i want those black immigrants ram my pussy
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>>747130383
Looks like that bitch that strangled her own kids
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>>747135776
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>747135776
This right here is what happens when you don't grow a spine and let foids do what they want.
She literally was begging for a man to control her that she divorced her limp wristed husband and tried to become the man she wanted all along. Hilarious
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>>747135776
>>747131334
bitch looks like dobby the elf
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>>747137043
>Ok I'm gonna go whack off to bimbo porn
What her suddenly have a change if heart
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>>747129571
Do normgroid faggot NPCs really??
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>>747139523
Nigger just keep the bitch in line and you're fine. It's like a dog trying to test the alpha in a pack, it's just that, then testing you. All bitches do it
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>>747129841
I hate you and wish you were raped by niggers

t. sperg
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>>747151251
They do, you just have to fold them out when you put the fresh diaper on. Never had a blowout
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>>747129571
Did he make this before we found out that GTA VI is about two couples? Because if this was made after we knew what the game was actually about, holy shit, what a cuck. You’re really going to make your girlfriend sign a contract just so you can play GTA VI, only for the game to apparently be about taking care of your criminal lover? Sounds totally fucked

Rockstar fanboy has made me realize how much cringe is in the air with this game
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>>747129920
White master race
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>>747129571
By not caring about it.
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>>747131334
Idk why you guys are mad about this one, they both have ADHD, this shit is basically necessary for them to function.
The other ones are cuckery but having a meeting a week could probably help ADHD spergs.
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>>747167773
the relationship is optional btw
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By firing all employees who are taking off November 19 without my approval. Gonna be handing out a lot of promotions to those who just show up for work that week lmao
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>>747168384
are your employees in the room right now
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>>747168384
This is where remote work shines. I did basically fuck all at work the day Onimusha came out.
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>>747130353
I just write my first name in cursive normally cause it's only 2 letters, then I do the first few letters of my last name, and then I just scribble some doodle lines at random. Very professional stuff.
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>>747168567
Ed?
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>>747168621
Yeah my full name is Eduardo Pablecio Fante
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>>747162760
lmao
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>>747129571
trailer park trash phenotype aside, the fact that they treat being a couple the same as marriage says alot about modern societa
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>>747158843
All autism is autism with or minus an arbitary number of steps since the umbrella is absurdly large to the point of barely having meaning
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>>747134205
the stream got 4 mil views in 7 hours, nintendo is just cashing in on their army of nintendo adults
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>>747130383
this is my fetish. I want a mommy wife who awards me with blowies when Im a good boy.
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>>747134205
Are they using Unreal Engine? lmao
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>>747130383
why are anglo/americans like this? nobody else does it in the entire world
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>>747133898
detroit
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>3DPD
Bitches are less reliable than actual dogs. You can't trust them with anything. I used to wonder why there were so many wife beaters in the previous gens but as I was getting to my 30s I finally understood the reason. The bitches won't listen to reason so the only way to make them understand reason is by punching it into them. They literally can't into logic. God I hate women.
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>>747172575
>I want to fuck dogs
Congratulations
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>>747130383
what a beautiful looking and loving wife.
hopefully she doesnt strangle our 3 children while im out of the house on a errand she sent me on !
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By boycotting and buying a Switch 2
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Haven't played GTA IV or V, won't, will not play VI either.
That said I played a lot of Vice City back in my days.

Nowadays I only play Chinese Gachas.

t.40 year old NEET wiz
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>>747154847
what would get you banned
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>>747152176
Which one is your number one?
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>>747129841
I'm genuinely happy that diagnosed autism blocks the "I HAVE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW AAAAIIIIIEEEEE" gene. Like... good god, I can't imagine willingly emasculating myself like this.
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>>747173745
Never 5get the covid lockdowns when normalfags were damn near going insane from having to stay at home 2 weekends in a row
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>>747174038
seeing normalfags lose their shit during those times made me realize how neurotic and emotionally unstable the average person is
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Replaying GTA V. I may try for another RDR2 replay, not sure. I'm tempted to take that Friday off after GTA VI comes out but eh, I might be ok.
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>>747142062
ADHD is real but way too many people get misdiagnosed with it, or worse, self diagnosers.



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