OFFICIAL LAUGH AT THE NINTENDO THREAD
>>747133219They finally hired that man..
>>747133219bruhthis shit look so fucking uglyholy shitahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
millennials can't catch a break
>>747133219LMFAO THIS SHIT IS $70???
>>747133219@grox inject dlss5 and make it 16x more realistic
>>747133219I'm sorry for Nintenbros. They're going to have to rewire their brains and go through massive amounts of cope to pretend this looks good/appealing in any way, all just to defend their favorite company their emotional-attached to.
>>747133219Ewwww
Besides the tortanic tier screeching it actually looks like the worst possible thing they could have made when prompted with "OoT remake"
>>747133219
>>747133219ouch... i wouldn't wish an unreal engine dlss demake even on banjofags
>>747133219THERE'S A MAN WHO HAS ARTISTIC VISION
>direct is aimed at people that never played the n64 gamenintendo will one day regret cattering to x-alpha non-shit givers
>>747133219>LAUGH AT THE NINTENDOGOOD MORNING SAAR
>>747133219Why the jeering? This looks good to me.As usual /v/ is seething because it is a remake, not because it is ugly.
>>747133816>Why the jeering? This looks good to me.good morning
What the fuck am i looking at...Its like nintendo took a shit on my childhood
>>747133219no way, this is fake? this is not real
At least Saria is still sexy
>>747133910REAL*shrek voice* really really
I already saw the whole of hyrule field.1/1 remakes will be the norm with jap devs forever.
>>747133219>>747133325>>747133329>>747133416>>747133447I will actively strangle every single retarded OoTsnoy retard on this website.
>>747133219okay funny AI joke anonwhere's the real screenshot?
>keeping botw dash in the small ass map of ootoh i see this game is for no-patience zoomers.
>>747133219>Looks like they asset flipped UE5 components and "hired that man"What's happened to Nintendo?
>>747133219Nintendo is dead
>>747134182kys tendie trannyor go watch that shitty directi don't know which is worse for youLMFAO
Holy shit, the game is ugly as hell. What is this, UE slop?
>>747133325>>747133653>LE HIRED THAT MAN XDD LELWhy are snoy "memes" so garbage?
>>747134215>implying you didnt roll spam across hyrule fieldget outta here
>>747134347fucking hell
>>747133219DLSS5 thread?
>>747133219?? you guys think this looks bad? Really?
>>747134347WHY IS THERE ANTI SOUL GASI CAN SEE THE TERRAIN RENDERED BEHIND IT, IT'S NOT TO HIDE CULLING
>>747134347>>747134438Retarded samefag snoy cubesnoy.
ZELDA IF HE REAL
what the fuck this isn't a shitpost thread
>we added a useless gimmick! you wanted expanded dungeons? map? no time for that :)
>>747134347yesue5 aislop looking 1:1 demake made by H1B saars
>>747133416$80. 2ds games are $79.99 usd
>Remake game>"It's too different, just make another game!">Remake game faithfully with slight changes>"Why did you make a 1:1 remake?!">Use bad to mid graphics>"This sucks! This looks bad!">Use good graphics>"This looks like AI slop! This is UE5 slop!"You people don't deserve good games because no matter what is made or done, you will complain and throw a fit. I'm glad you faggots don't make video games because nobody would buy them. There's absolutely nothing wrong with criticism, but you immediately write something off because it's new, and therefore bad.
I will not be playing this game.
If we single-handedly banned every snoy and OoTsnoy from this site, what would we actually lose?
>>747134347DLSS 5 will fix this.
OoTfag here, this shit is genuinely a humiliation ritual dayDo NOT touch majora's mask again
I'm not unconvinced this wasn't made with AI
>>747134709>remake gameThey went wrong at the first step
>>747133219TOP KEK ERIKSONY LOSTNINTENDO ABSOLUTELY WONGET FUCK ERIKSHUT THE FUCK UP ERIK
>>747134709You can also just not do a remake
>NOT THE SAME DAY AS GTARAPEDKEKEKEKEKETENDIE TRANNIES, WHAT HAPPENED? i thought nintendo was the only company brave enough to launch their slop the same day as gta???
>>747133219he looks good and bad at the same time.its weird
>>747134347why is everything from Link to the castle in the distance made of rubber and plastic?It looks like SHIT!
>>747133219is this DLSS5?
>jeremy is shitting up the anti nuoot threads with eric spammingraped
>>747133219>>747134347Looks AI generated lmao
>>747134709>Remake gameThe problem begins and ends here, the rest is just so that there is more to say than "remake bad" and isn't actually the main point (remake bad)
>>747133219The design is ok but the cloth for his tunic is not loyal to original at all. It looks like it is some bamboo solid instead of cloth. If it was just cloth it would be much better
>>747134960who the fuck is Jeremy
>>747133219>Link if he AI generated
>>747134759I'm sorry, I don't know how to tell you... but you lost.
will you play her game, >v<?
>>747133219>>747134347is this AI slop? because it look like it, that would be 70 eurodollars+tip+taxes+göy tax
>>747134709/v/ will complain about anything regardless, that's how this board is alive.
nintendo really believes is 15 years ago when every kid was glued to their phone sharing tweets and facebook posts.
>>747134759Sistercel... why do do you keep attaching random words to snoy when snoy is an anagram for sony...
>>747133219the link model is so raped and doesn't fit the style of the other characters they showed in hyrule town. what the fuck
>>747134960fygoon please relax this is a very serious problem
>>747135059calm down jeremy saaar
>>747135057there's smog everywhere and it looks retarded
>>747135048>>747135038>>747135037>>747135061Nice samefagging, Eric.
>hates when Remakes changes things>hates when Remakes doesn't change thingsWhich is it, OOTsnoys?
>>747134347random anti soul gas for no reason kek
erik absolutely having a melt right nowget fucked erik you snoy cock smoker
Switchbros retreat to the cord, don’t reply until we’ve organized enough talking points. Don’t lose your heads here
>>747135059>>747135198Kill yourself you brown bastard
My name is Jeremy. I fucking hate eric and anyone who shittalks the Switch consoles. I was raped in the summer of 1994 and Nintendo saved me from PTSD. Fuck you OOTsnoys
>>747135031
>>747135125OoT cultists have been snoys for 9 years now. Hell, just look at this very thread.
>>747134347the graphics looks pretty good for the game cube
>>747133219What the fuck happened to Nintendo?
>>747133219Zelda if he real
smooth cloth tunic. This is how it should have been
>>747135332peepee prognosis?
>>747135367You are having a schizophrenic meldown
>>747135390More like "what the fuck happened to the world?" everything is like this now.
>>747133219>Nintentroons will pretend this is the best shit everHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHA
>>747134881>>747134910>>747135015Yeah, that's fair, and I won't argue that. The thing that gets me is the immediate write off without any consideration. It's just complaining to complain without legitimate criticism. I get the ultra realistic style isn't for everyone and that's fine.
hahaha Tyler is melting the fuck down ITTdidn't expect this demake I guess
>>747133219>game actually looks good with a unique visual style>is not straight up cel shaded anime therefore /v/ hates it
>fully voicedthey already ruined the final battle in 3ds i dont want to see them rape ganondorf again.
>>747135390NICE SAMEFAG SPAMMING MY FELLOW OOTSNOY RAIDERNINTENDOOMED AMIRITR XDD
holy shit erik is absolutely losing it
>>747135390no kidding dude.what a shame
>>747133219AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT LOOKS SO BAD>release dateKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>747135523>unique visual stylehttps://youtu.be/__p1Nsaw0gw?t=41From the video's thumbnail, I unironically thought that someone had already uploaded the trailer, then I saw the "1 year ago"
>>747134910wouldn't it be nice...
It looks better and plays better than the og. Sorry Ootsnoy fags, drop the nostalgia goggles for 2 secs
>>747135201Both. Fuck remakes, and fuck you, switchtranny.
You guys would never, and I mean NEVER, have the balls to talk like this in the Famitsu threads... fuck you snoys. Just... fuck you.
>>747135452This
>Eric thread
>>747135201A decade ago people will be jizzing in their pants over this.Everyone is too entitled. People clamor for remake, but don’t really know what they want. The same shit happened with Final Fantasy 7 and Metal Gear.People don’t want anything to change, but then bitch when things are too similar. If you’re going to go through the trouble of remaking something, just go balls to the wall. I at least respect that from the Final Fantasy 7 remakes.
>"By the way, there's a loading screen whenever you move between certain areas. This is someting we intentionally kept to preserve the essence of the original game."
>>747133390The Jews sacrificed the Millennial generation to Moloch.
>>747132621Reading the reaction thread from the second the footage is shown is a god damn treat
this trailer is not bad, I think this game could be the true answer for the Spaceworld 2000 demo
>>747133557>HE ONLY 7 YEAR OLD BAKA-HENTAI!
>>747135932you don't hate those demonic creatures enough.
>>747135201DONT FUCKING REMAKE IT
I'm not excited.
>>747134881>>747134910>>747135015There is a difference between saying "remake bad" and "the game looks ugly".Both are faggot opinions either way.
>>747135787>switchtrannyOh fuck off, retarded cubesnoy.
japan has fallen
I would play this game if we could only play with shota Link
>>747133219Am I the crazy one? I don't think this looks bad. I might even say it looks good
>>747133219>I missed the tendie directFuck, I thought you guys said it was on Wednesday?
>They revealed dogshit voice acting at the last secondHOLY LMFAO
>>747133219DLSS 5
>>747135475>ship manufacturing and resource extraction industries overseas>economy dies>people don't know what to do with themselves>literally no work available, just fake busywork jobs>see autists who made their own hobbies>"maybe this has economic potential">flood these hobbies with financial incentives>hobbies become unrecognizable to make maximum potential revenue by appealing to the lowest common denominator>autists leave and do something elseit was the fucking hippiesthey got too high and made themselves retarded, they forgot the importance of industrynow we have desperate bloodhounds fiending for any productive outlets they can find, even if they come at the cost of innocent hobbyist communitiesi am telling you, this is exactly what happensthis explains exactly why gaming has become such formulaic dogshit slop over the years, people who want money don't have anything else to do because the west shipped their industries overseas, but were left with money-hungry psychopaths who need something to latch ontobring back a meaningful economy and video games will be savedotherwise it will only get worseai industry getting billions in funding for this exact reason
nintendo absolutely curb stomped sony get fucked snoysget fucked erikshut the fuck up erik you little bitch
>>747135930i can guarantee you it was easier for the devs to keep the world map and connected areas one map and just fake a loading screen to preserve their retarded jap soul.
>>747136249ew
the fuck is this?
Jesus fuck, it's even worse than I pictured it.
>>747136225Eric, they literally talked about it 20 minutes ago. BGood job proving your snoytranny ass isn't watching.
>>747136249Why does she look so gross
>>747133219This shit needs to flop. Nintendo needs to be punished for this to learn a lesson.
>>747134347It's 60fps, that's definitely not Unreal engine.
>>747135898>People clamor for remakeWhat people? Not me.
HAHAHA they genuinely made the soulless parody things people created as jokes.
Who's Eric and why is this schizo obsessed with him?
>>747136380>>747136398>>747136487>>747136612total eric meltdown
>>747136380wtf have they done? how is this ok??
>>747136380weirdest fucking nose and eyes, jesus christIf there was any doubt Indians designed the game, it's now gone.
Monolith Soft keks, explain.
>>747136380>>747136249KHAZAR MILKERS
>>747134929he makes me think of those old stop motion christmas movies
>>747136249why did they make her flat, give her fat underage titties back
>>747134347The iconic clear sky day time fog…
i don't even have the strength to laugh anymore.
I mean it looks pretty and all but I was hoping for something beyond a 1:1 remake like Snake Eater.
Tendies will still buy it
>>747134347Where are the colors?
>>747136891she's a kid? why would they make her sexual?
>>747134709I don't see people complaining about Black Flag or the RE4 Remake. It is almost like remaking a game takes skill beyond throwing it in UE.
>>747136621That’s what retards always say. Whenever our company is in trouble, midwits always say:>All company needs to do is remake XWell FF7 was the first Pandora’s box with major, generational defining games. Now here we are with OOT.Personally, I prefer the version that gives me 3 games and a ton of new shit. Like I said, if you’re gonna go through the trouble of remakes, just give me something different. I can always replay the original.
>>747136891It has to be deliberate how they made Link a rosy-cheeked, button-nosed little loaf of a boy, but Zelda looks like a goblin.
>>747136909yeah, just depressing
>>747136249>n64>cute anime elf girl>remake>that dude named Milton you knew in elementary
>>747133219the child characters in the remake unironically look like something a pedophile on pixiv would make
the gameplay looked fine. It is just some strange or ugly design choices they made throughout the way that drags it down. I think the classic Zelda gameplay though will raise it's worth to a base level of at least decent or above average. Definitely some weird quirks for design choices
>>747134215Everyone side hopped through Hyrule Field anyways
>>747135039>>747134929why the fuck the girl is the one with the shorts while we have to watch link's shotaìs upskirt legs the whole game
>>747137053>>747137059>>747137109>>747137082total eric meltdown
>>747137070>yellow paint>a game no one playedThese two games aren’t even in the same conversation as a remake of such an iconic classic.
>>747136249What has happened to Japan?
alright, i'll start.ahemNINTENDO
>>747137242Every nation is like this now, poo world order is real.
I would say it appears to be a great way for a new younger audience to play it for the first time but it just looks like the same game with a visual makeover.
Fully modelled toes :3
>>747136891It was always just a baggy outfit anyways
>>747133219Total CryzenX victory. Nintendo kneels before the M.A.N.
>>747137242western finance
>>747136249looks like a white gerudospeaking of, did we see any footage of gerudo women?
>/v/ unable to decide if it's better to be a contrarian about the game everyone is excited about or to be a contrarian on all of the other contrarian currently spamming the board
>>747134347Holy fuck it looks so badSo this is the power of the Shitch 2?
>>747134929>that dead-eyed stare into nothingDid they glue new assets onto the old engine?No way they'd fuck up the eyes that bad and just write it off like no one would notice.
>>747136380Reminder that the Triforce is just the Star of David with the inner triangle shrunk
Eric won. Tendie humiliation ritual.
>literally the same town square as a fan projecthttps://youtu.be/5-NJ_yEd2Ro?t=2014
>>747133219Cope harder Sony fag, enjoy your Woke Theft Auto 6 code in the case and Wokeverine
>>747133219The sword is really what demonstrates is nu-tendo design. It doesn't even look practical, it's like something out of a Korean mmo.
>>747135390They're Japanese so they're always behind.We're rejecting wokeness and unnecessary UE5 remakes so naturally Nintendo's game plan is exactly that.Only difference is that Tendies have no standards, judging by the general reception to the Zelda Direct.
>>747137565They hired that man
>>747137565There's only so many ways you can make ugly western games.
>>747137565That man? Was hired.
>>747134347WHY HIS HAT GOT A DICK VEIN ON IT
>>747137567You're gunna pay $79 for this and beat it in under 10 hours without activating a single braincell
>>747137454>>747137505>>747137546>>747137565>>747137616
>>747134709>>"It's too different, just make another game!"Correct opinion>>Remake game faithfully with slight changesCorrect, this amerits a remaster not a remake.>>"Why did you make a 1:1 remake?!" always something is lost. I.e. See crash insane trilogy>>Use bad to mid graphics>>"This sucks! This looks bad!"True, cheap nintenslop looks bad>>Use good graphics>>"This looks like AI slop! This is UE5 slop!""good graphics" is just photorealism from generic stock assets sites
>>747135932AVACADO TOAST KIKECAVADO TOASTBEGONE APPLE JUICESSSSSS
A bigger issue for me is they kept loading between areas, fucking why?
>>747136249this has to be edited
>>747137565>literally the same>not the same=/
>>747133219The sword doesn't even look sharp.
>>747137565This man status?
>>747133219>>747134347tendies are the very definition of 'the raped male'
>>747133219Looks good to me.
>>747133219Why would I laugh? It looked great. Nintendo delivered. That’s pretty rare these days.
>>747137783All "me"
>>747136249
>>747137967
>>747133219never liked zeldatroon but this looks pretty good
>>747137237Resident Evil 4 is the best game of all time , and even its remake is better than anything Nintendo has put out in recent years. Oot is generic shit that has aged poorly while re4 is still charming and fun to this day
>>747133219Reminds me of old fairy tale puppet films we had in my country lol.
>>747133219>>747134347Nice AI slop. Where is the real thing?
why is everyone on /v/ pretending that trailer wasn't hype as fuck
>>747134709TRVTH NVKE
>>747137368Let me dream, anon.
>>747135201I want remakes to change enough things to be a completely different game that doesn't attempt to replace the original, but just be a modern interpretation of the same story. Like RE2.
why does everyone look wet, why is there so much fog
>>747134347Why does the grass cut off a few feet from Link?
The world itself actually looks good but when it comes to the character designs it seems they couldn’t pick a lane between stylized, realism, and the old games.
>>747137431Only Nabooru when she's fully clad in armor as an Iron Knuckle....I guess Kotake shooting her ice laser too.
>>747138604NTE (Not That Eric) but is eric your imaginary friend or something? please take meds
Looks uncanny as fuck.
>>747133219>>747134347Good lord it looks like a hire this man tech demo.
>>747138658Its pretty sad when the grass plane is the best looking thing in the game
>>747134067>1/1 remakes will be the norm with jap devs foreveNot for SE. Their vision of a "remake" is much worse. Except in the case of resonance which is way better than mobile sloppa at least for the demo.
>>747138658They did say there was a lot of debate regarding how to approach it. Seems like the outcome was everyone putting in bits of what they wanted than one cohesive approach. Sure it made everyone happy amongst the devs, but they forgot it’s the consumer who takes priority
>>747138964It's not what they did. It's just that you're a child predator.
>>747134347I think anons are missing the larger picture that this actually just looks like TOTK but with cel shading turned off
>>747136249>that would be 69,99>will be praised 24/7 by the cattle i am so tired anons
Is there even any point? It's just OoT that looks like crap. The cattle will still eat it up. It's disappointing.
>>747133219WaitI thought it is a joke like "this is what mario will look like in 2023" with call of duty dialoguesIs this real?Zelda if he DLSS 5 o algo
>>747139140You're basically just paying $70 to be able to jump whenever you want
>>747139140Don't forget the anime dub, big standout feature.
>No one is even posting Ruto/v/ has fallen
>>747138376Snoys are furious. It actually looks better than GTA 6 which looked underwhelming as fuck. Absolute chad energy releasing it in the same month.
>>747138964I KNOW, He's so fucking cute. what a baby
>>747137298INVEST
>>747133219wtf is this shit?
>>747133329>>747133325>>747133219Nintendo lost LMAO
remember when nintendo was good?
>>747133219Nintendo want the AAA movie game audience but they aren't as experienced with making AAA slop movie games so it just looks straight uncanny instead of being mediocre
>>747139649>No one is even posting Rutoto many threads general consensus seems to bemalon ruto saria gap zelda
>>747139934>>747139956>>747139964>>747140000total eric meltdown
>>747139649here you go, watch out with her bites
>>747133219another one to the collectionnintendo late to the trends like always
Eric won
>>747140158The special Olympics
>>747137935Idk yeah it looks fine. Way better than BotW with its desaturated colors.
>>747133219looks like I won't be buying a Switch 2 anytime soon
Today, we are all Eric Kirk. Poor tendies can't handle the wave of mockery.
>>747133219why did they turn link into malo....
>>747139698I guess it looks like a boring simulator like rdr2
Is there a webm of shota Link opening the chest with his cute undershorts clad butt showing? I thought that was pretty wild.
someone have ai make an image of originall ff7 remade in this oot style im too lazy
>>747137070>Black Fag>RE4 demakeThose two games are literally among the worst demakes ever lol.
>>747137919Hired.
>>747137070Black Flag was laughed at for weeks ever since it was first revealed, there are no more threads about it because it's a jewbisoft game
>>747133219Why did they put a dickhead on his sword?
>>747137784>Crash Trilogy>1:1 remakeLmao, it's just a reskin of Skylander without even trying to make it close to the originals to the point even the original creator called them out for it
>>747135898>People clamor for remake.Only retarded normalfags.
>>747133219>aislop demakewell there's the direct tomorrow at least
least mindraped tendiei'm expecting these numbers to double in the next couple months
You lost and got raped Eric
>>747140885do you only come here to participate in retarded shitflinging?
>>747134709Just make a new game that is good.
>>747140401Here you go anon open wide! :)
>>747140885Eric won so hard today. It's not even funny.We are Eric Kirk.
As a 36 year old obese Nintendo loving subhuman I am mortified and wearing a diaper right now
>>747135898This, 1:1 is good when the OG is still good however when it's outdated like MGS 3 then it shouldn't be 1:1
>>747133219>>747134347>they ACTUALLY hired that manno freaking way
>>747133219>1:1 remake>artstyle will go from "nice", "ok" to "it looks like shit">all censorship through revisions will be carried out, perhaps adding more censorship>game will have retarded changes in gameplay mechanics and bosses so they can try to appeal to the tiktok new audience*le sigh*
>>747139649the hat is so bad
>>747133219can we now stop with the "nintendo hire this man" meme? i dont think nintendo realized it was joke
>>747136751>>747137217>>747138604>>747139205>>747140068What do you call this?
>>747133219was the direct yet?
>>747141406yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6C7og5g7Dc
>>747141350Winning
>>747141207Do not post sluts here
>>747134886take your meds melting faggot
>>747133219>0% bishie appealRuined and soiled.
>>747136249There is something off about her face
>>747141350Eric won
>All these deleted posts seething at a nonresistant personuh oh.
>>747141472Banging 7 gram rocks?
>>747135201Just do it right. Like System Shock.Very difficult task for modern devs. They should be beaten more.
Who's next?
>>747137449right: actual /v/ userleft: coping tourist or paid shillalso>cropped phone screenshot>bravelol
>>747133219Why did they make his hat look like a veiny green penis for
>>747141580I'm EricYou're EricEric wonTendies lost
OoTsnoys won, reimagining botwfags BTFO
>deletedoof bad day for tendie
>>747134709>but you immediately write something off because it's new, and therefore bad.except its not new its a nearly 1:1 remake of a 30 year old game I've played a double-digit amount of times.maybe if they did make something new i wouldnt be here complaining, but they didnt
>>747139649That straw tunic really gets uglier the closer you get to it.
>>747135390You thought Japan was safe from the Fall?LolLmao, even.
>>747140968tendies are the ones shitflinging inside every threadi simply posted the proofi couldn't give a rat's ass about faggy consolewars that tendie trannies are so obsessed with and calling everyone "snoy" or "eric" and derailing every single thread with their faggotryi'm just waiting for switch 2 lite and new animal crossing
The writing was already on the wall with OoT3D. I have no idea why anyone expected anything different.
>>747141456only zelda shit?kek still no games for the snitch 2?oh boy
>>747133219>that sword
>>747141904other shit is tomorrow
>>747137505>>747134929dude took picture with his phone camera instead of a screenshotlmao loser
oh shit, a mario 64 remake just leaked and Peach blows zelda out of the water.https://x.com/JimSplizzim/status/2096810634121769161
Shiek doesn't look like a bishie :(
>>747133219Lol
>>747141863OoT3D was better than this desu. Is it even confirmed whether we're getting master quest?
>>747142037Christ that looks horrible.
>>747135817>>747135452he lives in a forest, where would he get a shiny tunic you retards?
at this point, i'm not even interested in watching the direct tomorrow if the leaks are truejust give me a nudge when they announce switch 2 lite and a new animal crossing>>747141686total eric victory
>>747133219they actually hired that man lmao
>>747139140shut your mouth old fart
>>747134347>SO UGLY GUYZ!>plays the dumbest most ugly washed out game on steam because graphix and it looks like it was made by AI because IT'S REALISTIC AND GRAPHIX GUYZ
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>747134347This image doesn't look too bad. I think I rather like what they did here. Character models need some work.
Poll how bad does the game lookhttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNzGOPeyR/results
I love laughing at nintenfags and their baby games bros
>>747141869kek
>>747141782its just you. the tunic looks amazing
>>747142265Me too, Ericbro
>>747133219It could've looked good if they didn't put so many unnecessary details.
>>747134347i dont own a switch 2 and i think it looks great you are a bunch of seething fags
>>747142037fucking disgustingthe entire switch 2 launch period wasted on these shitty looking demakesi'm assuming furukawa is still in charge
>>747133219>another reason not to buy the Switch 2
>>747142291lmao
>>747140089Whoever gave her serrated teeth deserves a raise for making her more perfect
>>747133219>this was supposed to compete with GTAVIkekaroo
>>747142198Why wouldn't this strawman of yours be okay with Unreal of Time 5 again, given it's exactly what you described?
>>747133219Other than -the weird faces in some characters (Link, zelda) when others look good (Malon, Saria, even some of the random NPCs)-The FUCKING FOG-the possibility that the excessive guidance wont be optionalIt looks better than my bottom of the well expectations, im actually surprised im not as mad as i thought id beExcept FOR THE FUCKING FOG, TURN THAT FOG MACHINE OFF GODDAMMIT
>>747142236Don't forget to share the results with countries.
>>747139964Yeah. September 8 2026.
>>747134929This, it's like he doesn't look like a child and instead some weird short pygmy like elf hobbit
>played OoT since childhood>probably my most replayed game ever>thought the remake was shit>one of my best friends>huge Zelda fan since NES>he thought the remake was perfectwtf I think I'm not the target audience I guess
>>747133219DLSS 5... engaged.
>>7471399642000 was a long time ago, but sure.
>>747133219LOL! MORE LIKE SHITENDO! MORE LIKE PII POO!!!1 FUCK NINTENDO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>747133219>tumblr nose HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAA
>>747135201>hates when remakes
>>747133219DLSS 5: REDEEMED!!
>>747134347>uhhh let's crank up the gas to hide how tiny this map isi can already see the botw zoomers getting extremely bored with hyrule field after 30 seconds
>>747142037Will this finally kill the "Shiek is Zelda transformed into a boy" discourse?
>>747135452How does links "hat" stay on his head?
>>747137109>that symbol around her neckWAIT A SECOND. That's the light arrow emblem from Majora's Mask. Hah, I was wondering if that was a reused asset.
>>747135201Remakes are stolen valor. How about just make your own games, mr. faggot ass game dev.
>>747142642now count famitsu sales generals
>>747137784Retard
>>747142696Did you miss the part where you can actually dash now? This is not an issue anymore
>>747142709No cause if anyone uses rhe remake as evidence of anything, they get laughed at.
>>747142343>warm piss fan having the most dogshit opinion possible
I miss Skyward Link, he had the most soul
>>747134347this looks fine thobeit
>>747142642>only 151>compared to this >>747140885 absolute mental illness
>>747141309i like that you chose the soulless GITS remake as your reaction image here
>>747135201If its ugly its bad if its pretty its good. This game looks ugly so it's a bad remake.
The Kokiri sword best sums up my issue with this games fucked up art direction. Everything has EXTRA bullshit on it. The sword looks like a fucking shitty ceremonial blade now
>>747133219Now I’m no game hater fag, but that shit is actually pathetic holy shit lol
>>747143003>GITS remakeRetard-kun.
why does his hair look like that
>>747133219First video game made entirely through AI upscale
it's ok when nintendo does it
>>747143150call it whatever you like saar
>>747133219They did it... They hired that man... I'm so happy for him.
>>747133219>the Demon's Souls treatmentGrim
>>747142808make that 15 seconds then
>>747143214>don't know what basic words mean>calls anyone else jeet Retard-kun.
>>747137919
it looks beautiful and faithful to both the art and the old game, this is some kind of giant cope or bot smear campaign or something is seriously wrong with your brains (there is)
>>747143382>watches shitty remakes>is indiansaar
>>747142037disgusting the really dropped the ball after botw
>>747136380
laugh at them? but the game looked incredible
>>747143435>doesn't know what words mean>is retarded Ranpreet...
>>747143413Wasting any money on graphics is inherently snoy coded. Wanting realism in video games should unironically result in you getting beat over the head.
>>747143170yes, i get this feeling as well, at least for certain characters link Link. something just looks weird about them.
>>747134347>fogWhy? Just why? Can't we just have clean graphics without fog?
>>747137070What are you talking about? Plenty of thirdies who don't play games complain about RE4R because they watched a shitty eceleb video.
>>747143667Jap coders too dumb to remove the soul sucking gas from the UE5 dev kit
>>747143449i'm telling you, nintendo was doing great for the first year and after that, the success got their headsbotw was greatmario odyssey was greatsplatoon 2 was greatarms was interestingand then, they half ass acnhthey abandon acnh to shit out another splatoon game on the same console even though splatoon 2 was still being played (in east asia at least)they shit out a glorified dlc with the same map (totk)their other games were small overpriced projectsand now they're really pushing a $500 handheld with $80 standard price games and shitty ai looking demakes
>>747143089I also hate this so much
>>747138341here you go
>>747142037genuinely what were they thinking? are all the main characters AI-upscaled? looks fucking terrible.
>>747143667the obvious answer is it looks worse without it
>>747143761>BOTW was great
>>747143784why does this image call the worst design "good"?
>>747133219i dont get it, what is the problem? what are you fags mad about this time?
THE VOICES OH MY GOD THE VOICES AHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
looks like ai slop so bad man
>>747143738>Jap codersIt's going to be western devs, just like the Star Fox 64 remake. That's why everything looks so fucking ugly and raped.
>>747143784Do you fucks make up new buzzwords everyday?
>>747133325>They finally hired that man..I mean, if SEGA can do it for Sonic, why can't Nintendurr?
>>747143413It’s just the usual discord tranny shitposters and shartyfags. Anyone being genuine and not (You) farming knows that it looked fantastic.
>>747143910see>>747143576People who love graphics aren't human, and shouldn't be treated as such.
>>747142037The trannies will love this.
>>747143910the characters and much of the game falls into the uncanny valley visually. looks like AI slop in a lot of it.
>>747143980oh, it's just the anti-ai leftists who are mad again, sasuga
WE WON
>>747143089That's Japanese for you. Extra bullshit = better.
>>747143914What are the voices telling you?
>>747134182Actually I'm a G&Wsnoy.
>>747143089Its supposed to look like the Korok Sword from BotW. It makes sense to have a more leaf like design for the Blade and I think it looks cool. Really sets it apart from the rest of the games swords, instead of just being a dinky dagger
>>747144169But the original was made by japs. Not the remake.
>>747140885To be fair, "snoy" is used by way more people than just that guy You're not wrong though
>>747133219Perfect way to end nintendo's legacy hahahahhahah never buying anything from them ever again
>>747143089I always imagined the Kokiri Sword to look like very streamlined like Sting from Lord of the Rings.
>>747144167holy fish sex
>>747143784Perfect
>>747136380this looks goodwhere are the gerudo women
>>747133219I missed it, is this Bluepoint 2.0?just fuck my shit up
>>747144167sex with sharptoothed fish brats.
>>747136380the original design was also ass, so you can't blame them here
>>747144062they look like the characters do in the art or in the original game, upscaled significantly, people throw ai slop around at literally anything now
>>747135390They were shit for a while. Glad people are finally waking up.
>>747133325This.It's not terrible, but it looks like you can buy it at the UE5 asset store.
>>747133219Nintendo... hired that man?
>>747134370Being miserable isn't an identity, anon.
>>747134347Its Spyro remake all over again.
>>747134347I love brown filters and fog!
>>747144504I've seen the concept art for Ocarina of Time.Why do you lie?
>>747144430The Demon Souls one unironically looks better. This shit looks like something cobbled together in UE5 with premade assets from the Philippines.
>>747143784And Genshin already made 2 billion this year. They do this for a reason.
>>747134347Jesus fucking christ... by this point there's no difference between nintendo and sony.
>>747134347
>>747136380She reimnds me of Elijah Wood for some reason.
>>747135201>Implying any old games needed to be *corrected* in any way. They may not be perfect, cause what is, but they didnt need to touched by some soulless drones either.
>>747136249>>747137109Why the fuck did they give a child such a huge, stoic, Moai-lookin'-ass man nose?
>>747144867kek
>>747144718I don't know about that, will the Zelda remake make half the NPCs black?
>>747134347whats up with all the fog? looks like silent hill there
>>747134709>You people don't deserve good gamesNo, retard. You just found out why remaking a game should be a niche endeavor. They shouldn't make remakes in the first place.
>>747134709Have you tried not making garbage. You're crashing for good reason.
>>747145035They already turned one into a tranny so maybe
>We still dont know who is making this shitI wanna know badly so that I can make fun of it
>>747145196Its monolith soft
>>747133219>>747134347So is having a distinctive artstyle reserved for indies now?
>>747134347>slop>uses slop unironically>cant think of his own words>uses the gibberish of the masses to convey his pointGood one anon, you are doing exactly that by using "slop". Saying slop is the exact same thing that "slop" is. Its just as soulless as what you consider slop. How about you think for yourself and figure out your own words to describe your feelings instead of relying on the internet hivemind
LMAO it really does look like some dogshit 2000s movie
>>747136249Now turn off DLSS5.
