> Length: 45 Minutes>Starts in 15 MinutesWatch Streams:https://www.twitch.tv/nintendohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_QJ4BYIGMEConfirmed Games:>Ace attorney vs Professor Layton>Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave>DuskbloodsRumored/Leaked Games:>3D Mario Game> Mario Baseball> Square Enix Game 2D-3D Game> Metroid Ravenous>Nintendogs 2027>Xenoblade 3>Pokémon News
>New games start being shown>Seething intensifies
>section called "old plays"now they're just rubbing it in
>snk
>>747221823CHUN LI?!?!?1
Dog gone romper
gaming is literally deadit's just infinite ports.
>>747227775Yeah, not sure if it's just an amalgam of the other GX-era Tag Force games, but it's something, I guess.
FLOP OF THE WOLVES
>>747227872ty anonwow that looks like shit
>>747227904He’s going to replace Hajime, watch it happen
>a total 1 game
>>747227818>>>/vt/ranny
TSUUUUUUUUUUU
>>747227872It's literally all trash where's Duskbloods and Smash
>>747227847I wish I had tits
SNKfags....................
apologize
shittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is dead
>DR2x2Not a bad birthday present.
WHERE ARE THE NEW GAMES>but metroid ravenousONE GAME!!
>tokyo revengersnintenbros we lost
Silksong : Sea of Sorrow soon???
>DangItRonPaulMeh Only 1 and 2 were good, too bad for 3rd anime
Did they make danganronpa trans?
Fatal Fury artstyle looked genuinely good and I have shit on every single trailer so far
All the stars are here
Eternal Anima looked niceWas this shown before?
>>747227872domobut where r the boobies?
>>747227526Samus can vore you nowWait was city of the wolf really not on switch 2 already? huh>no manjiCOWARDS
>>747227872:kneel:
Literally who?
Kof is not the same without the poor kid begging for quarters
>>747227937Kaede and Rantaro's childScreencap this
Fucking Tokyo Midvengers???
lol
>>747227904He's from Season 3 of the anime.
WHERE'S WARIO LAND YOU FUCKS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA OH MY LONG NECKS
>shitty of the wolves
>>747227948yes you will, you're watching this slop
TSUUUUUUUUUU
reminder that SNK has all the money they could ever need from sucking saudi cock and you don't need to give them a cent
KINORONPA
for me it's yuri danganronpa
NEW FATALK FURY HOLY SHI!!
>Fightroon slop
>>747228005SHARE ME YOUR AI ARTIST MIX SLOP
who
>>747227607Sounds like the Samus Aran I know!
>>747228005sexo
RAWKET LAWNCHAIR
metal slug 8 WHEN
>>747228013please tell me it's cross-platform
TOKYO REVENGERS?! LMAOOOO
>Tokyo SHITvengers
>tokyo revengersWho actually watch that?
>still trying to shove Tokyo Revengers into shitstop
>>747227863very true geoff, now get off of kermit's wife.
>So, youagain. this is horrible localization. stop doing it
>Tokyo RevengersWhat year is it? 2021?
THAT'S IT! I'M TRANSITIONING! NINTENDO MADE ME A TRANNY! NINTENDO MADE ME A FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tokyo revenger
We need a hero at the edge of this directSomeone to shine their HEART and SOUL
I have no idea what Tokyo Revengers is?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>TOKYO REVENGERSwhat year it is
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SNKUCKS
>>747228005kys shitokonigger
I hate the word "iconic"
>>747227872Thank you very much Chikorita.
>>747227961I just don't wanna play as a teenager, little man.
metal kino
The otome fitness game for single older women looks funny.>>747227775Yep yep
GARUGAMESH!
LITERALLY WHO
>city of the sausage festlol
>>747227943not anymore, they are trying to tilt the series trowards combat and I dont think its a bad idea honestly, metroid never had fun shooting anyways
holy shit scrum debates are back this is fucking based
>FATAL FURY is already a sausage fest>LET'S ADD MORE MEN
>>747227872thank you chikoritabro
Why not Takemichi?
LESS THAN 10 MINUTESIt's over.
Was that leaked DR 2x2 character actually real?
>>747227891squids need big tanks for their turf wars!
>>747228013First time I saw it
Kek nintendo are telling fat fujos to work out
Basically switch 2 is getting every game under the sun this gen and backwards. Makes it essentially the steam deck 2 we all wanted.
Metal Slug kino
Oh hey there you go metal slug guy
>>747227962Who doesn't?
>all ive played is metroid zero missionhow fucked am i anons? do i have much to catch up on? that ravenous trailer was kino
>>747228052OFFICIAL TRANSLATION WHEN YOU FAGGOTS
>>747228074>>747228075Tokyo Revengers is basically a modern day Dragon Ball
HAHHAHAHAHAHLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TAG FORCE
>>747227965Play the game you fucking retard. Dread was Metroid just as much as Super or Fusion
>>747228002>ONE GAME!!I don't know why
>100 YEARS OF METAL SLUG MORTY
TokyoRevengers was already completely irrelevant even before COTW released and it's EVEN MORE irrelevant now.WTF is SNK smoking?
>>747227976I did this.
UNCSLOP COLLECTIONUNCSLOP COLLECTIONUNCSLOP COLLECTIONQ
>>747227584No
7why is there no modern metal slug?
>>747228005says the character with an even worse anime adaptation
>>747227956but that new OC tho....
Didn't even bring over Metal Slug XX or either of the NGPC games.
METAL SLUG ADVANCE BROS WE WON
When's Limbus company in the direct though..!?!?!
>>747227681Set your stream to go at a faster speed to catch up
WTF TAG FORCE?
i hope tendies like ports
>>747227992Just get fat
>>747227878there it was (on the jp stream)
>>747227878already shown on jap stream
SO YOU LIKE METAL SLUG? WELL HAVE ALL THE METAL SLUG IN THE WORLD
GET YOUR GAME ON
>Judai JumpscareAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CARGAMES ON MOTERCYCLES
Went from Kenshiro to Tokyo Avengers
>PRE-ORDERS BEGIN LATER TODAY AT THE NINTENDO ESHOP
I hope we get fully modeled cutscenes of Samus eating aliens
neat
>tag force GXholy shit actually some good shit
YA GOTTA USE DA HART OF DA CARDZ, YOOG
>Entire direct was ports>Entire section in the last 10 minutes dedicated to portsYou seriously can't make this up
eww diddy ahh nazi anime?
HAHAHAHAHA FREAKING FINALLY
RAWCKET LAWNCHAIR
>>747227775No need.
>>747227941trolling?
>>747227203Fake gamer.
>>747228086Failed shounen series that literally only fujoshi like.
>>747227670How fucking far behind am I that they're just now showing this
>"online co-op">framerate goes to shit on a 2d pixel game from 30 yrs ago
>location test version
5 MINUTES LEFT AND THEY'VE SHOWN NOTHING>5 MINUTES LEFT AND THEY'VE SHOWN NOTHING5 MINUTES LEFT AND THEY'VE SHOWN NOTHING
>>747228113what did you expect from basedgawd mudslimes
>>747228037
>>747228139at least play Dread since this is a direct sequel
>>747227747>>747227760>>747227769>>747227747>>747227760>>747227769>>747227787>>747227823>>747227832>>747227859Not funny chuds.It's needed for testing the bluetooth of a joycon bluetooth
>72 new Pikmin 4 challenges>New 2D Metroid>Mario Kart update>Star Fox update>New Yokai Watch>New Professor Laytonabout 8 minutes left
Better than the June direct at least since there’s actual different genres instead of just JRPGs here
>>747228119YEahPeople were calling him a tranny or something but his voice sounded like a dude so he's just a anime twink or something
>>747228086The main character wins by crying a shit ton. Even the OP is called crybaby
That metal slug collection is the only good announcement. And it's still not worth buying since those can all be played right now.
>>747227937>it isnt a girlDropped
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG FOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE FUCK YEAH
YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE GAME, YUGI
Ace Attorney sisters?
GAME ON GET YOUR GAME ONYOU BETTER PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
>>747227584she sounds erotic, which is fine by me
>Yugioh GXWHAT YEAR IS IT
>yugiohIt's time to duel Anon!
And that's gay
What the hell is this.
shovelware kino
this doesnt look like yugi
>>747228193THAT'S A MAN, NIGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>747227978apparently it's a Tag Force 3 remake
>>747228193Looks like a troon
FUCK NINTENDO
who the fuck cares about tokyo revengerss characters in 2021????
okay they got me with a new tag force
Get this jetex shit outta here
>>747227818So true Lia liker
CHILLING OUT WITH YOUR CREW AT THE SCHOOL YARD
99% of multiplat shit means nothing new worth of a direct. Nintendo need a president change asap.
>not 5D'sFucking why?
Where are the big fat titties
Get your game on
>Tag ForceWelcome back Yugioh dating sim
>>747228052man I played this the other day, it was so fucking bad.
>>747228098I don't want to play as an adult character that has the depth and writing of a teenager. That's why I avoid capeshit and western rpgs. They are embarrassing. To each their own bud.
>>747228231thats authentic slowdown
Tag Force but with something to do beyond duels
Yu-gi-oh bros... Our game looks like ass...
>>747228269nomy deck is small
>>747228298faggot
TAG FORCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFINALLY AN ACTUAL YU GI OH GAME THAT ISN'T JUST A TCG SIMULATOR
ink sacks
Yugioh chads ... We won!
>>747228263Currently killing myself
zz, already saw it
>>747228139play super metroid, fusion and then dread.
>>747228052Based
>tag force remakeNot on my bingo card wowThats actually legit
Grabbed a rum cola, I'm not getting trough this sober.
lmaooooo MAOMAO
>>747228037Resting in peace with Gunpei Yokoi.
>and that's gay
>tag force is backHOLY BASED!
>more turnsloppa
SAGACHADS WON
Romancing SaGa 3 neat.
>>747227995arent you enjoying your multiplats and remakes xir
Nintendogs 2027 as final announcement
>nu doomwhat do you guys mean by this? I haven't given a shit about about Doom since Doom 3I assume some marvel movie millennial ahh treatment like SAMUS WAS ACTUALLY A CHOZO GOD ALL ALONG AND HERE ARE THE CLEAR BAD GUYS WHO YOU CAN TELL ARE BAD
>>747228287shittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is deadshittendo is dead> shittendo is dead
>>747228175Be patient, young one. It is not yet our time
>>747228258Hell, you can play them in any phone
>6 mins left
>abyss gate>glimmer system>united attacksIts tiresome
>>747228182Thank you baby
>>747228265uohh
>>747228139you need to play every game except other myes even the original metroid, it's kinda ass but it's foundational
>>747228248>One game
just tuned in, what did they show so far??
>>747228139Play samus returns, super metroid, fusion then dread first
>SinistralsThis an't fucking Lufia.
LESS THAN 10 FUCKING MINUTES
BWAHAHAHAAHAH
How cheap are these Saga games to remake? They sell like 100k max
>>747227275It was good in Dread.
>>747228172>xx is technically 7
>Metroid direct ft. portsgaming is dead
remake unlimited saga you cowards
>>747227878ta-da here you go
I AM SHITTING MY PANTSRIGHT NOWNIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>romancing sagaHOLY FUCKING HYPE
inb4 a single title screen of le mario, and then we have to wait 3 years
MIND BREAKING ALEXIS
>>747228298They'll do tag force 6 later for sure. Or they're getting cold feet because that game was never localized meaning that it would take actual effort.
>turnbaseI sleep
I'll never get the appeal of the Romancing Saga games
This really could have been an e-mail
SAGA LUDOKINO
>>747228139Play Dread, then play the rest after Ravenous before I correct you.
>>747228374>>>/vt/ranny
reminder that yu-gi-oh gx's dub theme is fucking fantastic
>>747228241OH MY GOD....
>>747228141THEY SAID 2026
>>747228265Yo is this real
HERE IT COMES GET READY TO SHIT YOURSELF
BOND BURGER
Just 5 more minutes Nintenbros...Was Prime enough to save it? Or is there still a surprise left?
>metroid is literally the only new gamewhat in the actual fuckI love metroid but what the fuck
UH OHHHHHHH SNOYS FEELING COMFORTABLE AGAIN!!!!! NINTENDO RELEASE THE 3RD NUKE
>Metal Slug collectionNow that's peak boomer and a good announcement.>>747228059Artist used Toudori
VAAS
>>747228193i can't tell if this is real or dlss5 vam cooked fr
I'm a big fat homosexual
>>747227275did you not play dread?
I bet the last reveal will be GTA 6
>20 yo port of farcry
This is the definition of insanity
>farcry 3lmao it's 2026
>singleplayer yu-gi-ohWE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
I kinda want the yugioh game. Is this just a port of the psp game?
>>747228080ur just jelly
SNKUCKS KEEP LOSING
>sizzle reelno no no
SaGa bros must be happy.
>remakeI HATE NOSTALGIAI HATE NOSTALGIAMOVE ON
Wow, Metroid is the only new game.I'd be upset if I weren't as giddy as a schoolgirl on prom night.
>>747227379Sex with star
>already endingSony won
>port>multiplat>port>6 year old game>fotmslop>paid cosmetic dlc>FREE online dlc>port>port>port>previously announced game>new Layton>new Yokai>port>horror puzzle game>port>friendslop puzzle game>paid dlc>multiplat>port>amiibos>multiplat>remake ports lol>remake>nintendo sports>new Metroid>dlc>previously revealed game>rpg>port with extra content>port>port>port>port>port
IT'S RELEASING THE SAME FUCKING GAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN
SLOP MONTAGE
PORT, DEFINITIVE EDITION. REMAKE. DLC
Ace Attorney is dead
>>747228123Must get heavy to carry around those inktanks.
did i ever tell you
>far cry 3 on switch wow
soooo duskbloods not coming in 2026?
THAT"S FUCKING ITthere was like 2 real new games and only one of them was a big game
Bros, we are getting some dated Ubislop next year. GET HYPE!
>this shit is totally worth a treehouse guys we swear!I'd rather plug my wiiU again
WEHRE'S MARIO
Ubislop
>the crewheh
>sizzle reelFinal predictions?
>>747228353trying too hard
Nintendo hasn't made a good game for 20 years
>did I ever tell you the definition of insanity Yes, it’s called Nintendo Direct
Christ, Far Cry 3 again?
>>747228139Dread is probably the only most play because it explains why Samus is a freak who needs to eat aliens but you should really do yourself a favor and play Zero Mission and Super just because they're good
Ubisoft is hurting, huh
one more thing after this i guess
>>747228357And we're getting a port montageI blame you for this
I CAN TASTE GOOMBA
>nothing but ports
i'm just happy to see michael mando
Alright. Montage wrap up before the headliner. Taking all bets!
MAOMAO SEX
okay last 5 minutes its the big hitters time
>>747228426they really bloat the direct with ports huh
Finally some good fucking games
IT'S NOTHING BUT PORTSHOW CAN TENDIES EVEN REAL
>>747228139I hope you love railroading and QTE parrying. It's the entire gimmick of the game.
Wow! Glimmer system!
ONE MORE THING
>>747228484Profitable no?
Modern games industry in one image
>>747228392fuck>just says "Super Mario">coming 2028
>sizzle reel alreadythis might actually be worse than June
Play Romancing SaGa 2 Revenge of the Seven. It's genuinely godlike
>silky smooth 10fps james bond
this is a joke right?
>>747228471I'm as upset as an anime fan on prom night
Who the fuck is with this banger of a song
>no new 3d mario>no new smash brosIt's over
MaoMao sexo
where is blood dragon 2 you bitch!
It truly was U N M I S S A B L E
put bully on the switch and switch 2
>FAR CRY FUCKING 3>ON SWITCHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWELCOME TO 2012 GAMING NINTENDIES
I WANT NEW MARIO GAME
>>747228483thank you xranon
I wanted Mario kart World dlc, but that was disappointing
>>747228330Thank you anon I'm gonna do this too.Are the Prime games worth playing? I think they look kind of slop but 2d metroid looks fun
Thats it?
>apothecary diarieshuh?
>all these 40 year old IPswho even plays this shit
>>747228483Seems like they bequethed us the metaphorical hand-me-downs.
SMASH BROS ULTIMATE SWITCH 2 EDITION
>>747228436But no good metal slugs have come out since the last collection.
wtf will be the "one more thing"?
Best MaoMao
>Stellar Blade Complete Edition
MAOMAO'S GAME
wub wub wub
THE YEAR IS 2026 FAR CRY 3 IS BEING PORTED TO THE SWITCH 2
Remember when everyone thought "the definition of insanity" was the deepest thing ever
>don't need to buy a switch 2 to enjoy RS3 kinothank fucking god
WHERE'S WARIO LAND?> WHERE'S WARIO LAND?WHERE'S WARIO LAND?> WHERE'S WARIO LAND?WHERE'S WARIO LAND?> WHERE'S WARIO LAND?
Rate the direct
wtf is this music
>>747228507Smash
>>747228598>>>/vt/ranny
>>747228265Love...
STELLAR BLADE 11-6 RELEASE
nintendo is a lost cause
YOUR FACE WHEN ONE MORE THING
Have I just seen a game from 2012 (3 console generations ago) in a 2026 video game direct?
I'm black
PORTSLOP>PORTSLOPPORTSLOP>PORTSLOPPORTSLOP>PORTSLOPPORTSLOP>PORTSLOPPORTSLOP>PORTSLOPPORTSLOP>PORTSLOPPORTSLOP>PORTSLOPPORTSLOP>PORTSLOPPORTSLOP>PORTSLOP
Mario Odyssey 2
>>747228298They want the nostalgia money and rerelease every game for $60.
>>747227983See you in /nnn/ pretending to not be into ntr.
IT'S SKYRIM WITH GUNS
>>747228483Layton was already announced like a year ago
so we all agree that sony, microsoft, and nintendo are basically dead now right?
>this will keep people occupied until E3 we swear
>>747228574dnb never gets old
ONCE a fucking gan they put games that seem way more interesting than half the shit in the body of the direct in the sizzle reel, that apothecary diaries one could actually be interesting
mystery dungeon mentioned
Why can't they bring back the Duelists of the Roses format, even just an enhanced remake would be enough. It's been almost 25 years.
Hela on Dec1??? HYPE HYPE HYPE
>>747228554keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>747228556Nope, it'll just say (New) Mario
STELLAR ASS
>>747228614Do not the cat
the music is a little unfitting for these toddler games and embarrassing low graphics ports
SHOW US THE ACTION
>"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?">"It is releasing the same games again and again and expecting different people to buy them."
>>7472284495 and 65 available today
>Bayo DLC in Stellar Bladeneat
>>747228563Okay Iwata-sama, I will
>>747228642>believing the """leaks"""PFFFT HAHAHAHAHHA
GOONERCHADS WE FUCKING WON
i regret watching this
>>747228642>>>/vg/
Well this headliner has to be something good or otherwise what a waste of time
Im making 6 pre-orders today. Don't listen to /v/, this direct was amazing to us who actually still game
>>747228613something nobody wanted, like Metal Slader Glory remake or some slop
>>747228616Releases the same day as OoT, it's over.
NINTENDOGS 2027
>>747228653
>the crewCool, but I'm more of a Forza guy.
>>747228638nah you were just young
STELLAR BLADE
that's it????
Eternal Anima looks cool but marvelous is so fucking inconsistent
Thank you for watching the direct. RETARD
did you rike it tendies?
> STELLAR FLOPKEK
So there's only one big announcement left, right?>Smash>3D Mario>Wario>Luigi's Mansion>KirbyWhich is it gonna be?
>>747228614What is this reaction I’m feeling
>>747228627AND PEOPLE SAY GAMING ISN'T DEAD KEKFUCKING DEAD INDUSTRY. NO NEW GAMES
>>747228642CMON TOBY GIMME A RELEASE DATE
ONE LAST THING INCOMING
>>747228638all nintendo does is make me feel old in these directs now
>dnb skrillex in my tendie showcase
>>747228375AA games for sure, 2 remake was pretty nice so i hope they do okay enough.
>>747228397don't worry, they aren't for you
Wait wtf was that an apothecary diaries game???
When I commit suicide, I will write the URL to this direct on my note
>stellar blade>shows off a stacked bayonetta costumesasuga
>>747228554lol
>>747228653>it's a port of some random ass Mario game like Mario Pinball Advance
>>747221823Oh boi, all these old games!
BLUEY!!!!!
>The synthhttps://youtu.be/vO9h5aAI-P0?t=40
PORTSPORTSPORTS
Kusuriya game looks deece
Why aren’t they showing Fate Extra Record??
HOLY FUCK HALF LIFE 3
>>747228374Dead corpo
Bayo????
Xenoblade please...
AND ONE FINAL ANNOUNCEMENT....
>>747227872fuck off attention whore
>>747228670steam achievements just leaked so add Valve. gaming is fucking dead
>>747228653ONE MORE THING: DEVELOPMENT HAS STARTED ON A REMAKE FOR THE NINTENDO 64 CLASSIC, SUPER MARIO 64!
>literal toddlerslop
>stellar bayonettaSEEEEEXI AM BECOME SEEEEEEX
WHERE IS THE MEAT I WANT MEAT
ONE.MORE.THING.
Was this direct really necessary? Seems like they didn't have much to actually announce.
>>747228613Anti-soul fog will be cancelled
>>7472286433/10 at least it had ds slop titles return (layton and yokai) the spergs will like and the mega man amiibo look nice , oh and Metroid parry slop 2
how many fucking ports are there
LAST CHANCE FANCY PANTS!
>>747228760It sure was
>ps5 chads will play gta later this year>tendies will play.........uh........
>>747228789PG is a dead studio...
One last thing?
BLUEY BROS WE WON
Know why they call it the Switch 2.Because it's the 2nd console it comes to.
>>747228483TAKE THAT>TASTE THE PAINT-TAKE THAT>TASTE THE T-OU-TOU-TOU PAIN
>Stellar Blade x BayonettaBros, we won
>>747228670The industry is being held up by shareholders, why release games?
BLUEY BROS WE WINNEDBLUEY BROS WE WINNEDBLUEY BROS WE WINNEDBLUEY BROS WE WINNED
BLUEYCHADS
>>747228446You're in the right thread then
>>747228748it's gonna be RICOCHET 2
One more thing…
>>747228789Bayo in Stellar Blade?
Does anyone actually play these indie games on Switch 2
>3 frames of bayoshe's a skin in stelar blade?
>it's almost over and literally nothing worth note was announcedNONONONONO THIS CAN'T BE REAL
>>747228667Adam Kovic got karmad hard for that quote
>>747226550Same, same
>>747228497Maybe it's getting its own direct? But it is running out of calendar.
Eve in Bayonetta outfit? oof
NINTENDO I LOVE YOUKONOSUBA GAME WHEN?!
>>747228701This is what the remake should have looked like. Instead nintendo listened the bottom of the barrel western audience who salivate over pissant shit like photorealism. The EU was a fucking mistake that needs correction
>we can't make anything new so will we will release the same games over and over again until the Sun explodei pray for a total collapse of this gay industry
>>747228590the weird part is there will unironically be millennials out there celebrating this and saying YASSS I CAN FINALLY PLAY FAR CRY 3! :)
WORST DIRECT EVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PERSONA 4 WHAT
video games are dead
>See Bayonetta out of the corner of my eye>Get hype thinking Bayo 3 might get unfucked with a Switch 2 edition>It's just a Stellar Blade collab
THEY WOULDNT END IT LIKE THIS?!
5 more minutes!
>>747228758I dunno. I wish they just make a regular jRPG
ONE.MORETHING
MAOMAO SEXO
HOLY SHIT PERSONADIRECT SAVED
PERSOMA 4 PERSONA 4 AAAAAA
POOSONA
>Remake of DQ Mystery Dungeonhuh ok...
This is the longest sizzle reel ever
>>747228627>The year is 2037>Halo 3 is now playable on the Switch 3 for its 30th anniversary
>>747228723You tell them loyal believer! All these fucking gamesnoys wanting games instead of full priced 20 year old ports like far cry 3 aren’t fans!Lmfaoooooo
>hot wheels>blueytendies won
>Fucking person 4 remake
PERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Persona 4 Revival
I could have accomplished so much instead of watching this garbage, almost as bad as the last State.
p4 demakeis that...a PORT?
>>747228760YES MAOAMAO BROS
No way Eric will kill himself after P4 is coming
LMAO ANOTHER REMAKE PORT
Bluey LMAO
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>p4Zzzzzz
Did they actually show gameplay for Metroid or just a cinematic trailer? Can I have some webm of actual gameplay?
>>747228318Small decks are cute and can still finish a match.
LMAOOOOO PERSONA PORT
>>747228789https://youtu.be/O6HSUwh-yvk?t=57
I have persona fatigue.
Sneedsona
oh boy someone lost shitpost material
REMAKE IS THE FINAL ANOUCMENT
>P6 as final reveal
I HATE PERSONA I HATE PERSONA I HATE PERSONA AHHHHH
>personaFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF
MORE PORTS
>remake of a port
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SNOYS GET DOWN
Persona 4 kek
Please don't tell me P4 Revival is supposed to be the big stinger.
ANOTHER P4 REMAKE
Wait I wasn't paying attention what was that they showed of bayonetta for a moment there?>a port of a censored remake is their one more thing>the sizzle reel was full of things far more interesting than the stuff in the main direct
uhm xboxbros.....?
IS THAT A PORT OF A REMAKE? I'M GONNA CONSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
Persona 4? I wanted the new fuckable mascot in 6 at least
oh wow p4 port no waaaaaaaaaay who couldve seen this
last reveal is also a port lmao
OH MY GOD THE ONE MORE THING IS ALSO A PORT OF A REMAKE
UNNNNNNNNNNGH NAOTO SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAYSONA?
>ending stinger is another port
>>747228748NINTENDOGS
OH FUCK ITS ANOTHER AMAZING REMAKE PORT OOOOHHHHHH
Fursona
HORY SHIT PERSONA 4 IM CUMMING AND SHIDDING
PERSONA RUINED ANIME
Not even persona 6? Lame
Persona is coming out on Switch after all
>Let's end this direct with>A PORT!
WOKESONATROONSONAFURSONAPOOPSONA
Not persona as the last thing
>the final game is a multiplat port that's already been shown
>>747228825they will play sloppy seconds
weebslop
>p4I sleep
snoyfags we're losing them kings...
>>747227872You're such an obnoxious faggot. Why can't you just die?
Wooh, pozzed version of Persona 4.
>ending on SHITsona
So what was that about Prime 4 killing Metroid again?
PERSONA IS FOR CASUALS
Metroid Ravenous. That's literally all they showed. Holy fuck
>>747228947AHAHAHAHAHA
Perslop feat trannies
I DON"T CARE ABOUT PERSONA SHIT! FFFUUUUCCCKKKK OOOOFFFFFFFFF!!!!
Will directs stop with the persona slop or dangantranny shit
>Personadon't care
I forgive you, Nintendo.
Shittesndo lost
A REMAKE PORT?!!
>>747228862Atlus are making a world in which Persona 4 will never end
>worst persona remake portAnother series where 1 and 2 don't exist
PORTSLOP
SEX WITH SHADOW CHIE
>>747228947fuck it is isn't it
are they gonna announce persona 6 on the switch 2? why the fuck is persona 4 remake on its own
>Final big reveal is a port of P4>Which is already a remake of an old gameThere really is nothing new anymore huh? Only sequels and remakes
RIP SENPAI
I want to impregnate Maomao
PERSONA 4 WILL NEVER COME TO SWI-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhh….
>dubs
>>747228610The first 3 are still great. I remember 5 being okay at best and Tactics was decent enough.
>P4 remakewho gives a fuck we already seen plenty of it
>troonsona
Niggas really miss high school
what the fuck did they do to time to make history
>right after Persona 4R caught shit for having a gay pedo on the English castgreat timing, Nintendo.
>>747228834thought it was because it's better to Switch 2 a better handheld
>midsona
Why are (You) like this?
>Purse owner
>inb4 Persona 4 to Smash 6 reveal
>bayo outfit for Eveneat
>ITS NOT EVEN P6 what the fuckk?
>>747228879It keeps happening they will run out of games to remake so...
PERSONAAAALETS FUCKING GOOOOIM SO HYPED FOR THIS
A GALLERY MODE??????????????????????????????????????????????????
>Bluey on Switch 2Smash Bros getting a newcomer
The killer is Adachi.
If I don't hear "one last thing" and see Super Mario Titans it might actually be the worst one they've done in a while, maybe ever
skip this persona shit
Will the last announcement really be The Duskbloods?
...PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAA
>>747228760>Puts on freckles to try to make herself LESS rapeableIs she retarded?
maybe well get lucky and theyll annnounce the original donkey kong while were at it
>strongest ending title is a persona rereleaseWHATNINTENDOYOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONNNNEEEEE!~
Fucking yawn too many ports.
God I hate english VAs so fucking much it's insane
>>747229023based
Holy shit the 3rd Party support is insane. I only buy first party titles, I play the other stuff on PC, but damn, nintendo is eating good. The Switch 2 is slowly becoming the GameCube again, the ultimate Resident Evil machine.At least Metroid was for me + the OoT Remake yesterday.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS
only 1 nintendo game?
fuck OFF Atlus, GIVE me NEXT STAGE Already
>PERSONA 6 ON SWITCHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHA LET'S ALL LAUGH AT NINTRANNIES HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA
>p4 with less content and censored just like p3rno thanks lmao
BEND THE FUCKING KNEE FAGLUS LMAO
PERSOMA 6 PERSONA 6 AND PERSONA 4 NINTENDO WOOOOOOONNNNN
Wokesona 4: Wokevival
3 month delay
They really waited until the end of show something of marginal value. What a shitshow. Atlus can't save nintendo forever
>>747229076lol
was metroid really the only new announcement?
GET READY
didn't they already remake persona 4
Consoles are dead. fuck itEven browsing shovelware on itch.io is more interesting.
>realizing that literally anything first party and worth announcing is going to just have its own Direct from now on and so you can skip all these general Directs
CHEEVOS
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
PERSONAFAGS HAVE NEGATIVE TASTE
a whole lotta nothing
why didn't they end with Metroid? such an obvious layup fumbled
STILL NO DUELIST OF THE ROSES
>>747228958Oh shit no nevermind Nintendo won
T-theres still two minutes left, right?
p6 chads, we won
so why did they delay the switch reveal for purse owner again
>Torneko's Great Adventure remasterHey, neat actually.
>>747228860Glad you agree as well/
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
THIS THREAD IS NO LONGER A STICKY
damn it's been 45 minutes of nothing
...............................logo
>greensona
>>747229076HEH
HERE WE GO THE LAST MINUTE
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
LMAO
wow a logo
>a logoWOW
ok Mario
>same old p6 teaser
WOWOWOW 5 secodns of Persona 6 holy shit holt shit holt haiosh ioashdnoischoihd
IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO IT'S 3D MARIO
yes we know p6 is multiplat faggot
>still no footageFUCK OFF
Persona 6 but it’s all hags
Yeah persona 6 existsI already know that
>Logo again They deserve the leak
>>747229172Because we got Mario/Smash for last
OMG A PICTURE
uh ohmelty
HERE IT COMES
>KIRBY
>KirbyNintendo won.
Show a LITTLE bit of P6 at least come on
Years later, Nate won.
SNOYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KIRBYGODS WON
NEW KIRBY
BROOOOOOOOOOOS
Well this direct sucked major balls
>>747229076Anon...
green is not a creative color
NINTENDO HIRED THAT MAN
NEW 3D MARIO
THERE IS A GAME...IT WILL BE LE SPOOKY...PREASE ROOK FOLWALD TSUU IT...
CMON LAST THING
LOL no gameplay
Oh no
>>747229182PERSONA 6GET FUCKED ERIC SHUT THE THE
THIS IS EXACTLY THE SAME TEASER WE'VE SEEN FROM THE XBOX SHOW 3 MONTHS AGO FFS
NO FUCKING WAY NO WAY NO FUCKING WAY THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE MAD MEN
BING
SUPER MARIO TITANS
It’s actually bing bing wahoo man
IM SO SICK OF KIRBY
KIRBY
boooooooooring
Its the same shit for p6
KIRBY WON
Oh pog, Sonic
wow it's fucking nothing
>fucking logo againFuck Atlus
>KirbyIt might actually be Smash brothers
>>747229203only 7 more years until its out
SNOYS ARE REELING IN THEIR CHAIRS
FINAL ANNOUNCEMENTIT'SIT'S.......fucking kirby again god damnit
>another toddler baby game lmao
KIRBY THE CONSOLE SELLERLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE ITS ON THE FUCKING WII
kirbyGODS
poyo
>>747229214so true
>>747229150Yeah they already remade Oot too, the industry is lapping itself.
WHAT A FUMBLE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SNOYJEETSISSIES.NO NO NO NO
is that it
Can we fucking stop pretending ANYONE other than Sakurai gives as shit about Kirby?
its over
Kirbybros we winned bigly
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT KIRBY
Ok, so that's two whole games.
>kirb of the wildmeh....
KIRBY SLOP
New Kirby
uhh... wheres duskbloods?
Okay, I like Kirby... you got me there Nintendo.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, KIRBY???
lolol last announcement is kirby
FUARKKKKKKK KIRBY
>>747229102Agreed, should've put on glasses. Nothing makes a girl more repulsive than that
i regret watching this garbage
KIRBY RULES THIS SHITEAT SHIT SMASHIES POYO POYO
At least this is something.
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Ohh hell yeah, a real Kirby game
POYO
more kirbo
Fucking Kirby lmao
>>747229008I said in the thread earlier it was actually the sp*nish that killed Metroid I am proven right
KIRBY CHADS WE FUCKING WON LETS GOOOOO
>>747229217LMAO
BREATH OF THE KIRBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>kirbymeh
Thats not GTA 6
FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD
KIRBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
attorney 7 never
>KirbyGOD FUCKING DAMMIT
This could've been an e-mail.
>>747229251Ghostbusters?
THEY LITERALLT JUST SHOWED THE P6 LOGO AGAIN YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME LMAOAND FUCKING KIDBY0/10
Open world Kirby now?? come on.
NEW KIRBY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
This direct was awful.
>>747229143The few better things near the end really should have been spread out more, they keep making this mistake
>Kirby of the Wildi sleep
hahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha
i cant picture anything but a mega soilent opening his mouth at this shit
Kirbyyyyy
>the big drop is fucking kirbyvideo games are dead
cute :)
Switch 2's doing everything but 3D Mario, and I'm kind of okay with it.
>Kirby of the WildJesus christ Nintendo really only has one party trick this generation
>IT'S KIRBY>AND OPEN WORLD SLOPEVERYONE LAUGH
>Kirby last announcementI did not expect that.
ACE ATTORNEY 7>NEVER EVERACE ATTORNEY 7>NEVER EVERACE ATTORNEY 7>NEVER EVERACE ATTORNEY 7>NEVER EVER
kirby of the wild bonanzaa loldo people really like kirby enough for this to be a flagship 3d bonzanaa sequel main development team game lol
NINTENDO WOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN
>kirby>but open world slop nowI sleep
sneedby
MORE KIRBY HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA DEATH TO NINTENDO AND DEATH TO NINTRANNIES
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
ANOTHER TODDLERSLOP
NEW KIRBY FUUUUCKK YEARR PLEASE BE COOP!
NINTENDO WINS
WORST DIRECT OF ALL TIME LMAO
I hope kirby and vorefags are happy, it looks alright I guess
GAY
KIRBY ODYSSEY
>Shitty Kirby gameAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I HATE KIRBY SO MUCHWHERE IS MARIOWHERE IS POKEMON AAAAREGAHGHAHHAAAAAAA
>New KirbyThat's a good direct for me.
>Nintendo will NEVER get Persona 4 Remake>Switch 2 can't run Persona 6 isn't happening>AaaAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKLol snoys lost a lot of shitposting material today.
KIRBY TITANS LET'S GOOOOO!
>Kirby but open world sloppa
OPEN WORLD SLOPKIRBY FRONTIERS
THEY FORGOT MARIO EXISTSFUCK NINTENDO
i love kirby games
LMAOOOOOOOO
IHAVEKIRBYFATIGUE
What a shit show lol
KIRBY HOLY FUCKNINTENDO WON WE ARE SO BACK HOLY SHIT YEWSSSSS
>KirbyYaaaaaaaaaaawn.
GENTLEMEN.
oh my fucking god open world kirby slop FUCK
Snoybros i thought persona is /ourgame/
Open world slop has hit the kirbo. Actually looks good though
>open world kirbygrim
OPEN WORLD SLOP
BANJO KAZOOEE NUTS AND BOLTS 2!!!!!?????
yeah we're never getting another Smash, Sakurai is clearly done with it and just wants to make all the Kirby games he never got the chance to
LMAO MALO IS A FRAUD CONFIRMED SMASH 6 FAGS BTFO
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
it's so overNintendo don't make system sellers
>openworld slop kirby
AND FUCK THAT NIGGA MARIO
>still no 3d mariodead console
shit Dedede still has the ass design
FINALLY an actual 3d kirby gamwe
HOLY SHIT A NEW KIRBY GAMEEEDIRECT SAVEDDDLETS FRIGGIN GOOOO
Why does every game have to be Breath of the Wild now
Nintendo systems are for 3 year-olds. No surprises.
Direct saved. I'm afraid this is kino.
Yeah we gotta kill that guy who said Smash was coming
Nintendo has FORGOTTEN about Mario.EVEN KIRBY IS OPEN WORLD SLOP NOW WHYYYYYYYYYYY
what a shit direct holy fuck
open world kirby
>the last announcement in a game for literal childrenit's over
I fucking HATE KIRBY
OPEN WORLD KIRBY
>open world KirbyfuckingSTOP
WHAT IF KIRBISFUCKINGOPENWORLD
HAHA POYO HAHA THAT'S KIRBY ALL RIGHT POYO HAHAPOYOOYO
Does anyone remember when Kirby was once a skill game more difficult than Mario....
KIRBYGET FUCKED SNOYSSHUT THE FUCK UP ERIC
SAKURAI WON
>Open world Kirby game in the BOTW engineAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGGH
>dude ue5 kirbo for the 20th time this decadekill me
OPEN WORLD SLOP>OPEN WORLD SLOPOPEN WORLD SLOP>OPEN WORLD SLOPOPEN WORLD SLOP>OPEN WORLD SLOP
>kirbyslop
>empty open world kirby
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHGA
SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
japanese love their grassy filed
bing bing wahoo kirby edition
>
PORN NOW
SEXOOOO
Rate it
>open world kirbyAnother Nintendo series falls for the Open World meme... and it's rumored that Toby Fox is working on the OST as well
SMASH 7??
they're dunking every single IP down the open world formula lol
wow that was fucking terrible. the video game industry can't collapse soon enough
I hope Kirby doesn't become 3D forever
SEX WITH THAT THING
Sakurai really has Nintendo by the balls doesn't he?
>45 minutes>2 games>one more thing is a kirby with switch1 graphicsyup, another year without needing a switch2
>KIRBY BUT OPEN WORLD!!!!!
they fucking BOTWified kirby
>open world kirbygreat
It's glorious!
>truman show kirby
Ace Attorney fans found raped in a ditch
KirbyKino
Aww shit, Kirby just broke a hole in the firmament!
>Kirby>no news for SmashYawn
>Kirby has also become open world slopI'm so fucking sick of this trend nintendofucking stopjust stop fucking making "thing + open world"
Well, did you rike it?
>New Metroid, new persona, new kirbySo... Nintendo won, right?
ahhh much better
SEXOOOOOOO
Kirby truman show
TWIST
Wow that purple thing is sexy
truman show kirby???
get rekt smash tards
>its kirby but truman showwhat. the. fuck.
YEEEEEES IT'S FUCKING KIRBYYYYYYYYYY
does every platformer have to be open world now?
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
beyond fucking grim direct
>STILL NO DUSKBLOODS RELEASE DATEWHAT THE FUCK FROMSOFT
Kirby falls in love
I want to fuck this thing
kirby breath of the wild im so fucking tired bros..
ohnono ending on Kirbyslop we can't bro
Alright Sakurai you can work on Smash now
No 3d MarioNo smash 6 Like the 15th Kirby game since 2022
All Nintendo games are the same boiler plate toddlerslop
kirby bros eatan good
>>747229365I hate this, man
New girl sexo
oh no...
Taranza's cousin
KIRBY FIGHTS THE DEMIURGE????
so it's just forgotten land but with open world slop?
Ok, time for rules 34.
>>747229540bro hates fun
>last game is more mature than DOOM or God of War or Witcher 4I posted this with complete sincerity. it's funny reading all these posts from underage retards who think swearing blood and guts is a mark of quality LMAO
GET POYO'D YOU FILTHY SMASHFUCKS
So, how come snoy's State of Play didn't get a sticky but Nintendo Direct does?
>>747229536GIWTWM
SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXSEXOOOOOOOO
LOLI SPOTTED
This game killed Nintendo.
NINTENDO HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT MARIO
>>747229396>>747229391Did you guys forgot about The Forgotten Land?
FIRMAMENT CONFIRMED
GREEN FIELDS
>Kirby broke through the Firmament
My God, gaming could not be more dead.
>one more thing is fucking Kirby
>>747229573would mob face
SEX DEMON SIGHTEDCUTE FEET ALERT
I EXPECT PORN OF THAT THING 5 MINUTES FROM NOW
>>747229589OH YES
SEX
TRUMAN SHOW KIRBY
WHO LIKES KIRBYGENUINELY
looks shitI swear sakurai has blackmail on the president of nintendo
TRUMAN KIRBY
>>7472292173d mario team made donkey kong bananza, it's too soon>>747229265oh, I thought it was actually new, what a fucking wet fart of a direct>kirby is truman show now
Cute new alien partner?!
>fake skyKIRBY VS DEMIURGE
>>747229573AAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
#notmykirby
>Open world Kirby Kill yourself Whoever decided this should kill themselves
>kirby: randomly destroy the innocent landscape with your new toy editionpsychopathy
OPENSLOP KIRBYOPENSLOP KIRBYOPENSLOP KIRBYOPENSLOP KIRBY
>>7472295072/10. Only announcements that got me excited were Metroid and Kirby, even if the latter is open world slop.
Gnostic Kirby, Demiurge Strikes back
>>747229610State of play is sticky on /tv/
>>7472295416/10 Two alright looking games. Rest was ports.
kirby get ipad
SMASH BROS
smash
kirby truman show??
This legit looks better than TotK lmao. Kirby fucking kicks ass.
>>747229656beat me to it
YO UNC DIS KIRBY BE ON FIREEEE
another switch1 game ported last minute
Bring back Dark Matter
>>747229573SEX>>747229589SEX>>747229605SEX>>747229617SEX
>literally kirby botwjesus lmao
>>747229513Metroid when
NINTENDO IS FINISHED BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why is Kirby carrying this fucking console alone
>kept the forgotten land dedede modelFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>open world slop>but Kirby>for the same $80 price tag that gets you GTA VILmfaoooooo
I WANT TO FUCK THAT THIING
KIRBY KINO
He breaks the wall to see.. more of the same. Okay?
>>747229606I love funtheres nothing fun about wandering around in a giant open empty fuck off nothing to do open worldIf I wanted to make my own entertainment I would just touch myself
THE KIRBY SHOW
the power of the switch 2
>>747229624More like killed gamingEvery game now is just>Famous IP, but open world!!I know it started way earlier but still
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWITS THE MEGASWORDAGAINAGAINAGAIN
yea im finna hop on hrt
Open world kirby wow!!
better gameplay than zelda btw
I'm expecting new rule 34 about 30 minutes from now
For a second I thought Kirby was going full Kingdom Hearts lol
>>747221823Just make a 3d Wario game you cowards
GOTY SLOP
>>747229543P6 was already announced at SGF
KIRBYand theSHRINE SLOP
Okay that actually looked good
>Dreamland was a lieWut???
>>747229573Agreed
WORST DIRECT EVER HAAHHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING JOKE OF A COMPANY HAHAHAHAH DEATH TO NINFAGGOTS AND THEIR KIDDY SHIT HAHAHAHAHHHH
>>747229624It's been a decade and we're still suffering from it.
so treehouse will be kirby and metroid
>>747229715you don't want a metroid open world
AND IN CASE I DON'T SEE YA
>Kirby but BOTWzzzzzzzzzzzz
post your face right fucking now
I've open world slop fatigueSeriously, stop doing this shit, I beg you.
>>747221823AND THE WORLD BEYOND
What the fuck open world kirby
We literally just had a thread last night about the fucking ice wall Earth/firmament shit last night.
>>747229624Somewhere out there there’s a world where breath of the wild dropped on the Wii U in 2015 and flopped and we still had real Nintendo games
>no smashThank goodness.
>>747229610Half the tabs I had open got 404d right before the sticky, so some modtroon woke up just for thisKWAB
So is nintendo just getting the Odyssey devs to make games for other IPs now?>Mario Odyssey was so good, make one of those for DK and Kirby now
WHERE NEW MARIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>747229671kek wouldn't even be out of place
>>747229724yeah GTA 6 is so fucking overpriced
feels like they've made 100 kirby games in the past decade
>>747229659Sakurai
simply kino
kirby destroys reality...
botw curse claims another franchise
breath of the wild and its consequences have been an absolute disaster for nintendo and i say this as a huge kirbyfag
breath of the kirby
SNOYS BLOWN THE FUCK OUTGET FUCKED ERICSHUT THE FUCK UP ERIC
I bet some of you fucks expected kirby to end up in smash by breaking that wall lmao
>>747229605>>747229589>>747229573Take as many screenshots of her and I will draw her right now
I have open world fatigue
>>7472295073/10
>even kirby gets a new game for its anniversaryfuck mario i guess
>Do nothing >Wins
>>747229724>UNIRONICALLY BOUGHTENING WOKE SLOP VIHAAAAAAHAHAHALAOLOLOLAHAHAHAA
they really hate Mario
I shed a tear or 2...kirby was so beautiful
why it looks like a ps2 game???
Kirby was never good after dreamland 1
>>747229608>moeshit for pedophiles
WHATADISASTER
THATS IT
GARBAGE
You can make games other than Breath of the Wild, Nintendo
>No Smash>No Mario>No ZeldaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Nintendo is 500 years too late to this open world shit man
Fuckin Kirby, nigga.
ONEMORETING?!!!
OPEN WORLD KIRBYHOLY FUCK BOTW RUINED VIDEO GAMES
>>747229737>tendies will say this is acceptable in 2026
kino
>>747229659they're comfy... and the music's good...
>Open worldWill this be the first good Kirby game?
>>747229724>Kirby>no niggers or cucks>GTA VI>niggers and cucks
>>747229659children, nintendo's target audience.
EVERY SINGLE NINTENDO GAMEIS BREATH OF THE WILDSAME ENGINE!SAME EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
>>747229729scream this basically lmao
>>747229778
Kirby Truman Show confirmed
SAKURAI HAS BEEN WORKING ON KIRBY NOT SMASH
HAHAHHAHAAHA FUCK YOU SMASHFAGGOTS
JAJAJAJA
RATE
>>747229573NEW CUM RECEPTACLE
>>747229735good to know you played it. How does it end?
Oh damn that actually looks hella cool
This direct fucking sucked.
RATE IT
>kirby: botwFUCK NINTENDO
>port>multiplat>port>6 year old game>fotmslop>paid cosmetic dlc>FREE online dlc>port>port>port>previously announced game>new Layton>new Yokai>port>horror puzzle game>port>friendslop puzzle game>paid dlc>multiplat>port>amiibos>multiplat>remake ports lol>remake>nintendo sports>new Metroid>dlc>previously revealed game>rpg>port with extra content>port>port>port>port>ports and shovelware gallore>remake>new Persona>new KirbyEmbarrassing, shit was so bad they had to make another direct for OoT
>>747229627Your mistake is assuming those retards play video games.
>>747229705holy kek
>KIRBY BOTW
AND ONE MORE MORE THING
kirby game looked cool
Actual games in the State of Play = 1Actual games in the Nintendo Direct = 2Nintendo won.
>>747229802It's literally the only thing HAL makes.
KING HEARTS KIRBY!!
>>747228265 seeeeeeex
>>747229845so, moeshit?
>pissed kirby is back too
>>747229794Odyssey was fucking shit
>>747228748Dat Dere KIRBEH
>>747229729its a fucking metaphor you chud
literally no games I'm gonna playNintendo is dead
BAHAHAHAHA THAT SUCKED
>35th anniversary Oh yeah Sakurai got Nintendo by the balls
the worst direct of all timefuck off nintendo, when I finish gta6 ill sell my ps5 and then im done with consoles.
Rate the Direct0.5/10
>>747229117You'll get nothing until the inevitable 20th anniversary stream, chuddy
VIDEOGAMES ARE DEAD
Gnostic kirby/10
undefendable garbage
shart
4/10
>>747229691>Literally 2 games>6/10Jesus, what would be below a 5 for you?
Ugh its fucking open world garbage. Fuck. That means it's not Co-op like the Forgotten Land. Gonna be a pass from me.
6/10 I guess for Metroid and kirby
>metroid dread 2>kirby open world>mythra's daughterSo, what did you think of the direct?
SO MUCH FOR SMASH LMFAO
Below average direct, but I'm glad Deltatroons got BTFO'd
>just metroid and kirby
>>747229903suicidal/10
POKEBROSMARIOGODSIT'S OVER
Might be the worst Direct we've had so far. BotW's success has been an absolute disaster for Nintendo.
>>747229778I thought for a split moment this was a fakeout Smash reveal. Like the "breaking the wall" was going to reveal that it was actually Smash
I came my pants
>>747229802Yeah didn’t 2022 have like 6 and there’s been a couple Kirby games every year since
RATE IT!
Wow. that sucked
METROID AND KIRBY AND PORTS45 MINUTES
Nintendo has FORGOTTEN about Mario....
NO SMASH?THAT LEAKER IS GONNA GET FLAYED
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>That's it?That was the direct?That was just a bunch of old ports and another Nintendo IP sucked up by the asscreed of the wild vortex.
>The thread is not a sticky anymoreIt's over.
chikoritabro where are you
>>747229793why is sat-chan crying :(
>>747229827Not gonna lie, I expected it'd be announcement for smash.
fuckin' thing sucked!
>>747229827FUCK YOU
they literally just fucking released forgotten land and kike 3 other kirby gamesmake a fucking mario game jesus christ
I got Metroid Ravenous I don't care if the rest of the direct were portsFeels Good Man
Here is everything that was shown off for those who missed the Direct:>Monster Hunter Wilds (Dec.4) [Switch 2]>Monster Hunter Wilds Ascendance [Switch 2]>Final Fantasy VII Revelation (April.8) [Switch 2]>Crisis Core Final Fantasy Reunion (Today) [Switch 2]>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity - Definitive Edition (Feb.25) [Switch 2]>Meccha Chameleon (Today) [Switch 2]>Pokémon Pokopia Expansion Pass DLC (Part 1 now, Part 2 2026, Part 3 2027) [Switch 2]>Star Fox Free Update (Sept.29) [Switch 2]>Star Fox Adventures (Today) [Nintendo Classics]>The Witch 3: Wild Hunt - Remastered (Sept.29) [Switch 2] + Songs of the Past Expansion Pack (2027)>Kingdom Come: Deliverance II Royal Edition (2027) [Switch 2]>Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Sept.17) [Switch 2]>Professor Layton and the New World of Steam (Dec.10) [Switch 1+2]>Yokai Watch 2 Haunted Domain [Switch 2]>Pikmin 4 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition+Dandori Academy (Nov.12) [Switch 2]>Onyx: The Dark Grip (2027) [Switch 2]>Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Dec.3) [Switch 2]>Stage Fright (2027) [Switch 1+2]>Disney Dreamlight Valley: The Keepsake Sea (November) [Switch 1+2]>Ondeh Ondeh Kaya's Tasty Tale (2027) [Switch 2]>LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight (Sept.18) [Switch 2]>Kirby Air Riders Amiibo [Sword Kirby & Dragoon+Noir Dedede & Hydra>Cairn (Early 2027) [Switch 2]>Resident Evil 2 Deluxe Edition (Oct.16) [Switch 2]>Resident Evil 3 (Oct.16) [Switch 2]>Resident Evil 4 Gold Edition (Oct.16) [Switch 2]>Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis (Feb.12) [Switch 2]>Nintendo Switch Sports Resort (Oct.22) [Switch 2]>Metroid Ravenous (Jan.28) [Switch 2]>Mario Kart World Free Update (Today) [Switch 2]>Mega Man: Dual Override+Amiibo (Spring) [Switch 1+2]>Eternal Anima (March.4) [Switch 2]>Danganronpa 2x2 [(Jan.14) Switch 1+2]>Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves (Digital Oct.22, Phyiscal January) [Switch 2](1/2)
>>747229573AI lora when la
WARIOBROS, IT'S FUCKING OVER!
Fucking thank god for whichever retard at Valve caused all those gaming achievements to leak
Well that sucked
it's ogre
>>747228665who? also>a whole 2 GAMES
kirby single-handedly saved direct
TOTAL PORTENDO SHITCH DOMINATION!!!
>>747229931Gun and Ball games/10
what did i think of it?
>>747229507 Not for me but Metroid is cool/10
>>7472295070/10 obviously it was the worst direct ever EVER
NINFAGGOTS WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS HAHAHAHAHAA WHAT A BUNCH OF SEMEN-DRINKING HOMOSEXUAL PIECES OF SHIT HAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED NINTRANNIES
>>7472299033/10 becuase Tag Force, SaGa and Metroid
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>747229705They laughed but I was right.
>>747229949Seem worse, but this one was pretty mediocre
So this is his 35th anniversary game for Kirby. I figured they would've shown this sooner or later
I’m legit crying tears of joy right now
>>7472299034/10First half contributed towards none of those four points.
>>7472299518.8
RATE THIS NINTENDO DIRECT OUT OF 10
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
That was sad.
>>7472299033/10
sex with aliems
>>747229370It's because the initial reveal from months ago wasn't supposed to happen yet, it got fucking leaked so they just put it out prematurely because it didn't matter anymoreThis was supposed to be the big reveal
>>747229931Kirby/10
1/10For the 1 game they have more then Sony
>45min for kirby and metroidi like those games, but what a shitty direct0/10
How will nintendo handle this scene?
WHERE IS HE?
Okay so they filled in 2D Metroid and 3D Kirby for Switch 2, not bad. 45 mins with only 2 games is a shame though LOL, this could have been a 5 minute direct
>smellies cucked by kirby againHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
>>747229913UR UGLEH
>RATE THE DIRECT>RATE THE DIRECT>RATE THE DIRECT
>>747229775lmao thought the sameKirby is truman confirmed
>>7472300001/10Felt happy for kirby but even then it doesnt look amazing
>>747229507Better than June's but not as good as the Bananza direct. 7/10
So what, we got Metroid and Kirbo? That's it?
>>747229729its spooky didnt you see the big spooky snake?
>>7472299032/10 only because Metroid
>>747229539Smashtards lost, KEK
>>747229827fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
>>747229898>shit comes out of the open world hole 3 times>new open world hole appears>DURRR HOW DO YOU KNOW SHITS GONNA COME OUT ANON???Fucking retard
>deltatroonfags, zeldafags, smashfags, and pokemonfags BTFOBased direct
>>747230016Even the nintendojannies are embarrassed
>>747229976Same, I liked the Metal Slug collection and RS3 remake
Nintendo's 2026 has been absolutely fucking DOGSHIT, you'd easily forget they only released a console LAST YEAR
WHO likes 3d kirby games.who.
3/10A couple of decent announcements but most of it was dogshit.
>metroid and kirbo were the only really notable onesdamn, and i thought last direct was underwhelming
>>747229573This was my first thought also
>>747229589Sex
>>747229507+2 for Kirby+2 for FESome good ports but I'm not giving extra points for ports when I can just play the original.>4/10
>>747230038we love you chikorita anon!
AIEEEE I WATCHED THE BABY GAME FOR RETARDED CHILDREN SHOW AND ALL THEY HAD WAS BABY GAMES FOR RETARDED CHILDREN
>>7472300006/10. there were 2 entire games. (Ravenous, Kirby)
>>747230038thanks Chiko
>>747230032>AAAIIIIEEEE SAVE ME MARIO
>>747230038thanks chikorita bro
Surprise treehouse
>>7472295072/10, and that is almost solely carried by Ravenous.A truly fucking shitty direct.
>>747230007Yippee tranny snoyslop and 2022 reheated nachos thanks nintendo 4/10
did you rike it?
>>747229718I WANT RULE34 OF HER NOOOOOWWWW!
>>747229778and the Treehouse is fucking Switch Sports
SAMUS SAVED THIS DIRECT
>>7472299152/10 only for the new Metroid which looks kind of cool, other than that it was a complete waste of time
>>7472299315/10Some random games, ports, Metroid, Kirby. Objectively two games
>new kirbyyippie!
>>747230121THAT FAT FUCK JUST KEEPS RACING
>INSTANT UNSTICKYlmao
>>747229957i'll be adding this to my collection
Eric won...
I literally laughed when they showed Kirby going open world. God, they can’t fucking help themselves.No smash. At least the cringe new Metroid was a spin off of Dread and not a remake of Super.
Why do you blokes love nintendo so much?
>>747229915I just woke up, what did I miss?
they forgot about duskbloods...
Kirby's Truman ShowAlso Persona 6 confirmed
how many were exclusives?
>no Mario TitansMaybe next time Mario Bros...
>>747229573not even a QUARTER as fuckable as Elfilin
Good tier>Metroid announcement>Kirby announcementHumiliation ritual tier>Ace Attorney>ATLUS
>>747230038>Metal Slug Ultimate Collection (2027) [Switch 1+2]>Yu-Gi-Oh! Tag Force GX (Feb.16) [Switch 1+2]>Romancing SaGa 3: Destinies United (Feb.16) [Switch 1+2]>007 First Light (2026)>Farcry 3: Classic Edition (Spring)>Farcry 3: Dragon Blood Dragon Classic Edition (Spring)>The Crew Motor Fest (Oct.8)>The Apothecary Diaries: The False Imperial Brother (Early 2027)>House Flipper 2 (Oct.15)>Sonic Pico Park (Nov.12)>Dragon Quest Monsters The Withered World (Dec.3)>Torneko's Mystery Dungeon (Today)>Hela (Dec.1)>Eriksholm: The Stolen Dream (Dec.3)>Stella Blade Complete Edition (Nov.5)>The Ascent Ultimate Edition (December)>it takes two (Oct.15)>Palia Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (December)>Bluey's Happy Snaps (Oct.15)>HotWheels Infinite Rush (Sept.10)>Fading Echo (Sept.17)>Hell is Us (Oct.8)>Marvel Guardians of the Galaxy Encore Edition (Nov.5)>Persona 4 Revival (May.2) [Switch 2]>Persona 6 [Switch 2]>Kirby and the World Beyond (Spring) [Switch 2](2/2)
>>7472301382/10kirby and metroid is cool i guess
>>7472295070/10 maybe 1/10 if were being generous
gee I sure am glad I boughted a switch 2
So why do I keep my PS5 if P4R, P6, and KH4 are coming to Switch 2?
RATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE ITRATE IT>RATE IT
>>747229671now THAT would be ludo kino, just truman show kirby is cool too thoughstill a pretty shit direct overall, especially the sizzle reel, it's always been the case that half the reel is better than most of the direct (and most of what's not better than the sizzle reel is still inferior to games releasing in the west but exclusive to the JP direct) but not showing that apothecary diaries game as a main feature is utter insanity, the show is absurdly popular and achieves the rare feat of widespread appeal to both men and women, how out of touch are the people who decided to downplay it
>>747229923>>747229845>crying about yuruyuri >outing yourself as some thing that has no place on any board
That was alright. Kirby and Metroid look cool.
>>747229507>>7472299156/10. Metroid announcement at least
metroid/10kirby was a nice touch too
>>747230201>+2 for FEHow could you possibly enjoy it's modern look or direction
>>747230138D-I liked Metroid Dread
>>747230260ur dick in my ass
>no Mario>no Smash>no Animal Crossing>no Splatoon 4"why are our sales flopping???" - Nintendo execs
>all the livestream comments are negativeif even the goyim of YouTube are disappointed then you might have a problem
>>747229582You won't get those announcements till early 27. We probably won't get a smash 6 announcement till summer and a release for it in 28.If we are lucky we will get a new 3D mario game at the end of 27.
>>747229507Metroid is cool but I was paying attention for most of it, so 4/10
>>747229507Mid 5 or 6/10
Smash6 fags on suicide watch
>>747230242Stop being happy. You wanted Mario.
>>747230257>blokes
nintendo stinky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcW4T-rW6NI
>>747229968Yeah you're right. 4/10
They couldn’t even pretend there’s something different outside of the weird Truman show world Kirby is in? Literally any level of difference would’ve made it seem neat at least, it’s like finding out you’ve been inside a simulation only to find out that you can’t tell the difference in the real thing.
>>747230038>>747230297Thanks for your hard work Chikorita-chan.
>>747229507METROID AND KIRBY OUT OF 10
>>7472300002/10 for 2 new games also checked
the year is 2026 and genshin impact is better than the 3d games nintendo is showing off.
>>747230171schizo
>>747229715Hopefully never. 2D Metroid is now all mercury steaming pile of shit and 3D Metroid is incompetent millenials writing the wholesome chungus crew into the story. Take the series out back and fucking kill it.
>not a single mention of DuskbloodsIt's going to get pushed back to 2027, isn't it?
>>7472295072/10, because there were only two new games.
>>747229845>>747229923troon melty
>>74723013845 min for Kirby, Metroid Dread sequel, and Mythra's daughter.its an 8/10 for me personally but 4/10 objectively
>>7472300007/99 new games also checked
>>7472295073/10Nu-kirby saved it.
another formerly good franchise has fallen to the botw open world menace. level design is dead
>>7472295073/10 Metroid made me cum
NIntendo is just a Pokemon machine
>>7472303122/10Metroid + yugiohAnother 3D kirbyshit after how hard I hated forbidden kingdom is a huge fuck you
Yeah, I'm selling this thing after I blaze through OoTR.>>747230339>b-b-but le hardware sales am good!!! that's the only thing that counts!!!
>>747227395Bro you were so wrong! (The new Kirby was nice tho)
>>747230358yeah, we bongs are actually white, you jealous nigger?
It genuinely looks like a game that could be released on the Switch 1. What's the point of the Switch 2, again?
>>747229507Should've just been an e-mail.
>>747230121Christmas 2027 is my guess
>>747230016There are other ways to make a thread sticky.
>>747230038>>747230297Your work is always appreciated
You guys watching Chainsmoker Cat?
>>7472295077/10
I'm glad that Kirby is open-world now.I will buy it on release day, whenever that is.
>>747230340>if even the goyim of YouTube are disappointedthe goyim meta is to copy this place and be disappointed at everything
>>747229186Yeah, of course...
>>747230181lol dude where are you going with this?1 year on the market and they already put more exclusives than the last 6 years of both sony and microsoft
>>747229624It really does feel like it, most of the praise was from people who never played on anything but Nintendo so they were overly impressed by its open world nature, Nintendo didn't realize the spell of open world wouldn't last and ruined so many games trying to chase it
>>747230402hopefully it just gets quietly cancelled and mothballed so nintendo can focus on getting teams to make games of actual value instead of fromsloppa
>>747229507Maomao/10
>>747229715wasn't that Prime 4?
>>747229931honest to god 0/10
>>747229735>coombrained retard can't think of any other fun besides jacking offJump off a building you miserable dipshit.
>>747229827>>747230025Like I said no smash till switch 3
>tfw can delay buying a switch 2 and instead put the money towards a new A7RVI
>>7472301384/10metroid and kirby are nicesome nice games coming to switch 2but nothing super exciting
>>747230393pattern recognition is literally the most basic form of survival instinctyou are just a sub 50 IQ retard
>>7472299032/10Because there were only two games announced.
>>7472303126.5port bloat brought the direct down.
>>747230038Based score keeper
>>747230016Only 1000 posts /v/ is fucking dead
>>747230297I love you Chikorita
>lots of ports>metroid and kirby game as highlight>no new mario or smash brothers gamelmao what a shit direct
>>747230442>that 14 minute greatm8 videoso based
2/10 this feels like it could’ve been a 2021 direct with how much it was just sequels to that stuff we saw at the game awards or summer games and snoyfag stuff
>no SmashI must go, I'm hunting.
>>7472300894/10>2 games and the yugioh game that is probably multiplat
>>7472295070/10 Someone should give Nintendo the Kyoani treatment
>>747230038>>747230297Thank you for your serviceo7
>>747229507I rate it 3 out of 10 because there were 3 games (Layton, Metroid and Kirby)
Final boss for the new Kirby game better be Dark Matter
>>7472299033/10nothing but remasters, dlc and only 2 new gamesseeing mythra's kid was funny though
>>747230574is this good or are the girls just cute?
Pathetic. I’d give it a 2 out of 10, and that’s solely because of Metroid. I should have never bought this dumb ass console.
>>747230038>>747230297>>Professor Layton and the New World of Steam (Dec.10) [Switch 1+2]>>Metroid Ravenous (Jan.28) [Switch 2]>>Kirby and the World Beyond (Spring) [Switch 2]I love you Chikorita anon but I had to filter out the ports DLCs and free updates for the others
>>747228704Oh that's what that was, I thought I must have missed something explaining why she was there in my considerable fatiguekind of neat I guess, but I still won't play stellar blade unless they undo the gore censorship, and even then I probably still won't play it
It was an okay direct. I'm excited for the Metroid vore game, and it's cool seeing a new Kirby game, but I'm fucking tired of open world shit. I wish it was more like Mario 64 where you had these big stages with multiple objectives in them. At least it looks like it'll be a similar vibe to that.
>>747230038Thank you chikorita!
>>747230330he's brown
>>7472295070/10 Metroid and kirby looked like last gen or older.
>>747230596no Smash until Sakurai retires imo, he's done with it.
>>747230340Twitch is also mostly negative with diehards crying at them to leave nintendo alone.
>>747230540So, what did you think about the direct? I woke up to the half of it so sadly I didn't get to experience the first half.
>>747230038>RE3lol
>>747228610The hitflash was busted on the last collection
>>747230297fuck off
>>747230354>Stop being happy
Alright /v/ bros, see you all later, fuckin off back to my /fng/ hellhole.
>>747230000FellForItAgain/10
>>7472295072/10 solely due to Metroid and KirbyThat was a waste of time, but not a complete one so.. thumbs up I guess?
I've had it with open world nintendo rpgs that all look the same
For a moment I thought atlus was going to announce smt 4 remaster after the persona shit. I guess I'm retarded.
Nintenbros…the sonychads are making fun of the again… :(
WHERE WAS WARIO LAND???FUCK YOU NATETHEHATE AND INSIDERS
This was a great showcase. Don't let the antishills influence you.
Oh well it wasn’t that bad, hope you enjoyed the direct anons see ya hope no horny anons add me on discordKalosprincess
>>7472301385/10I'll probably get the water world JRPG when it goes to Steam and Metroid, Kirby, and SaGa when I eventually catch up to those games in their respective franchises. I expect the last of those will also be on Steam though. I completely missed the montage because I saw 007 and switched tabs thinking they were showing that the whole time.
>>7472295075/10. There were some things that interest me but also lots of slop.
SNOYS GOT THEIR TEMPORARY EXCLUSIVES STOLEN FROM THEM!!! SNOY STATUS?????????
>>7472295073/10 at least maybe now I'll get off my ass and play my Metroid backlog and DR2x2 got a release date
2/10 thread not enough whores
>>747230481Whatever you say, Ahmed.
>>747230038>>747230297melties gonna look at this and go "u-uh no actually it didn't have any games"
>>747229915it wasn't very interesting for me but it did announce new games 6/10
>>747230039learn how to draw
>>747230330The games are still fun.But you're right about not supporting the direction they're taking though, they're not getting a single cent from me. I'm fine waiting some years until emulation.I'll probably buy Kirby depending on future trailers.
>>747230786take tomato town for me
TOTAL PORTENDO VICTORY
is that switch kirby game with playing? i have it on steam deck but never botheredi grew up with dreamland on gameboy but thats it
>>747230846do you like hebes
>>747230703>nothing coming out besides 2d Metroid Kirby and laytonWelcome back early nintendo ds
>>747230185Who doesn't
>>747230485It's probably one of those games that had to be moved over to the Switch 2 during development.If it was built from the ground-up for the Switch 2, Kirby's model would be higher-resolution.I bet the open-world behind the wall is a more detailed environment.
>>7472295070/10shit direct, mostly ports and the new games i give a shit about.
>>747230330because i dont mind blacks or browns, infact i quite like it
>>747230339>FASTEST SELLING CONSOLE EVER>failinglol, lmao
retards really thought we would see smash or a new 3D mario when both those dev teams just released games, in the era where Nintendo can go an entire console generation without releasing sequels? lol
>>747229689Good one.
>>747230761That's ok, the first half was even worse than the second half, I don't understand why they refuse to spread the better stuff out and backload it all instead
1/10not even a new kirby and metroid could save it
>>747229507Patted/10This would've been an amazing 20 minute direct and a great 30 minute. This was a 45 minute direct.
>>747230696Very good and the girls are cute
>>747229827No... ... yes... I thought it was going to be battlefield
>>747230929its pretty boring in the beginning and probably only becomes a 6.5/10 in the latter half of the game
>>747230881It's an inevitability anon. We must be patient
>>747228548Parrying in Dread and returns is good, anon, no matter how much you try to claim otherwise.
i want every single nintendy to apologize. you are no better then the xbox or snoys who infest this board.
>>747230232>>747229915It was okay, 7/10, I guessromancing saga 3 is niceMetroid is coolFar Cry 3 port is not something that I expected, but maybe it'll ressurect farcry 3 memeskirby is must buyPersona 4 release being after pc version means that I just pirate it on pc, if atlus doesn't want for me to buy it that much.Biggest surprise was that there no duskbloods launch date announcement, considering that there only 3 months for it to release this yearAlso, no farming sims? Did marvelous moved away from nintendo?
>>747230883Nah, it's over for you
>>7472300004/10. Layton, Metroid, and Kirby. Eternal Anima also looks interesting to me but it's probably not gonna be amazing because it's Marvelous.
Genuinely I’ve never seen a console give me zero reason to care this long not even like the Wii U or even the fucking Xbox one had me feeling this much apathy
I've barely slept lately, I should have gone to bed early but I stayed up for this shit instead, at least it's too shit to spend all night discussing so I can go to bed without feeling like i've missed much
So persona officially left playstation exclusivity huh?
>>747231119>Nah, it's over for you
>>747228321>>747228494fuck... stop it...
>>747231201everyone with a brain did
>>747231102SNOY TRYNNA TAKE THE HIGHER ROAD? WOLVERINE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO BE A BETTER MAN IT WOULD SEEM
>>747229507PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT METROID METROID PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT PORT METROID METROIDOH WAIFU THEY DID A NEW WAIFU.PORT PORT PORT PORT ..
>>7472295075/10new metroid and kirby are good, the ports were a drag.
I'm selling my ps5
I'm buying a used ps5
>>747231102tendies are worse, they are genuinely brainwashed corpobots that think nintendo can do no wrong
RIP SAMMY ASS
>>7472295075/10Can't believe the 2 best things in this direct were Kirby and Maomao
>>7472295073/10People will call me snoy but they really fucked up with releasing the console without big hits already on the bag, it's taking fucking forever to get some good games.If I knew it wasn't going to be like this I would've probably waited for some years before getting a Switch 2. I got FOMO due to the price increases.
>>747231303Nintendo direct will always have ports, I don't know why people complain for the same every time.
>port>port>port>port>port>port
EOSD was indeed exclusively in the JP direct for anyone who's wonderingNot that it's a surpriseThere was some other cool stuff too that's JP-only
>>747229729Yeah..
>almost nobody mentioned Touhou>/v/ trannies don't even watch the Nip directthe absolute state of this board
>>7472295070/10, so bad I didn't even watch it
>>747231102I'm sorry. We both got massive nothing burgers and it sucks
all i wanted was a Metroid Dread reprint or Switch 2 Edition :((((
>>747231409WHERE THE FUCK IS HER ASSWHY IS A FUCKING REFRIGERATOR
It was okay.For me it's Metroid RavenousMega Man Dual OverrideEternal AnimaMetal Slug CollectionRomancing Saga 3Dragon Quest Withered WorldTornekos Mystery DungeonStellar BladePersona 6Kirby and the World Beyond
>>747230934I can’t answer that here anon this is a Nintendo direct thread
This direct could have been an email
>>7472295070/10 every single direct until AA7.
>not called Metroid 6 anymorethe soul is finally fully dead
>>747231409sakurai wouldn't let this happen
>>747231381They're right tho. Nintendo (pbuh) has been fighting the Great Satan (Sony) for decades now.
that ondeh ondeh game looked like something i might try
>>747229778I wasn't expecting anything so metroid and kirby is good enough news.
>>7472295074/10I get that it's just games released this winter, but fuck man, they could have teased Mario at the end just to show that it's comingMetroid was the only highlight, and I'm skeptical bc I hated the QTE shit in Dread. At least there's no chaser
Any porn of the cute new Kirby girl yet?
Touhou released on Steamhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4659620/Touhou_Koumakyou_New_Classic__the_Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil/
>>747230761Same actually, I'm looking forward to danganronpa remake, didnt even know there was gonna be one. And more Kirby maybe? Haven't played those games in a long time.>>747231052I think it's to get everyone to stay and watch the whole thing.
>>747231682dread wasnt called 5, why would it?
>>747229778Direct was a 4/10. Was mostly ports and shit we already knew about. Liked Metroid Ravenous.
What was the Apothecary Diaries game called? I missed it
>>747230881Never give up, anon.
Hell yeah https://youtu.be/ku-vSTDNsT8
Honestly, this would've been better off if they would've just announced it in their news app or whatever
>>747231765Time to pirate
i only played la noir and doom 2016 because they had switch ports. and based on how metaphor ran on my pc, i'm probably playing persona 6 on my switch 2 as well. i like ports.
>>747231568Japan is going through its woke era now
>>747229903Myhtra's daughter is HOT/10
>>7472300003/10. Layton, Shimmer and Kirby are all I'm interested in.
>>747231920Damn I'm sorry you're broke
>>747231453You got what you deserve for being a FOMO bugman.
>>747230703The lego batman game was a port?
>>747231840The False Imperial Brother
