OH NO NO NO NOAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
uh oh stinky
Another blast
It looks like a game from 10 years ago, these kind of Sony movie games legit feel dated now
>September 15thI guess it makes sense that it's almost out given the ramp-up in coverage, and I have checked out of Playstation's release schedule ages ago. In my mind though, this has long been memed as forever vaporware. I still do not believe that it is an actual game that exists.
>78OH NO NO NO NO STOP THE COUNT
>>747323879DELETE THIS
>>747323879And that’s with the Sony bonusOoof
Nobody expected this to rate or sell as highly as spider-man. I dont even know why they wasted time making a linear action game about a character nobody gives a fuck about.
>>747323879Jesus Christ IGN just nuked Sony's headquarters
KWAB
>>747324189COPE
OH NONONONONO... Snoys don't look!
>wolverine reviews are midHoly fuck shit we're about to reach new levels of melty brace yourselves
>>747324242Cope about what? Wolverine is a faggit character and the game looks boring. I have no idea why they made this
>I hate a game>"NOOOOO STOP HATING THINGS YOU HAVE TO LIKE THINGS, STOP IT CHUDDY STOP!!!!">IGN hates a game>"wow, insomniac really dropped the ball, if only there was a way we could have seen this coming"
>>747324229How garbage is the combat that the journalists got tired of it?
Sony is really knocking it out of the park this year
>>747323879>ratings based on a pre release version
>>747324413Its probably just spiderman(bad) without the terrible gadgets and less acrobatics
>>747324447OHNONONO
>>747324409I've thought it looked like shit all the time. Raven is better than Insomniac.
>>747323879LOL
sony cant stop winning, take that kojima
Sony is just taking L after L after L lately. Good. I hope they crash and fucking burn.
>snoy's latest corridor film bombs>nintendo shits out an indian-tier remake of ootPC chads, I'm feeling pretty good right now.
>>747324646We always win!
Another Sony flop, they keep taking hits.
Sony are so so so so fucking lucky to have GTA 6
OH NOOOOOOO
PeeS Sisters... They're laughing at us!
https://youtu.be/YhUiptupV7A?si=Xdecw7113av43mxmthis ninja buries the game with examples in the first 4 mins.
Okay you guys might have been right about this game but you're still wrong about GTAVI
>>747324229>strong character workdog whistle that the game is irredeemable shit but they are required to worship obviously garbage character portrayals?
SONY BROS NONONONONONOSOMEBODY CHECK ON TIPSTER AND ERIC
>>747324835wrong about gta6? its unironically too big to fail
>>747324447>rating the poop based on farts
>>747324801>Logan doesn't shut the fuck upHoly shit when will they stop doing this with new games?
Ouch, the Insomniac shills who've been campaigning for this game and calling everyone who had criticisms with it a chudcel who doesn't like anything are gonna go full cope mode.
>>747324858It means the game is woke as fuck, but its so bad that they cant even give it a 9 like they did to spiderman 2
>>747324912It'll be a good game
>>747324767lol not even sony fanboy shillup recommends it? hahahaha
>>747324940the signposting for actual retards on top of that...
So like a 5/10 when you remove the Sony bonus
Short bros... we're never getting another chance to lead a game.
>>747324963 i mean it can't be any worse than gta5 so i'm trying it
Should've been open world with motorcycle traversal
77>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>7777>77
>No discs>Constant live service flops>Billions down the drain>Continue funding slop>Kojima goes to XboxWhat the hell is going on over at Sony? They literally didn't even have to do anything to win for the past two console generations and now they're just shooting themselves in the foot every day? What's up with that?
>>747325054>Lower than Prime 4Bwahaahahahaha
>77RETARD RETARD RETARD
>>747324858Probably just saying the VA performances were good. Which is actually kind of a given with an AAA budget anyway, so I'm not even sure the point of calling it out in a summary.
>>747324980And the triangle. And the chest pulse. lmfao
ITS 77 NOW!!!! JUST SHUT IT DOWN! WE CANT LET NINTENDO WIN THIS
Reviews are saying that it's garbage but that Troy Baker's performance was good.
Focus, L
>77STOOOOP THE COUNTSTOP STOP STOP STOP THE COUNT RIGHT NOW
Just a few more to go!
>>747325086Sony can rebuild Zach.
>Marvel bonus>Sony bonus>all-expenses-paid trip>Photos with the actorsThe real note of this game would be much lower
STOP THE DAMN COUNT
Did Sweet Baby have anything to do with these lackluster scores its getting? Or does blame fall entirely on Insomniac?
Cuckverine
UH OH STINKEY!!!!!!
Press S
>>747324767>>747324801>those jumping animationsDo they not know how gravity works?
>>747323879-B-BUT THE SNOYBROS TOLD ME WOLVERSOY GONNA MAKE BILLIONS TO SNOY AFTER THEY KICK KOJIMA, HOW THIS HAPPEND?
Damn. I thought this slop was a guaranteed GOTY nominee but it's flopping hard. Are journos FINALLY getting tired of the Sony movie game formula?
IT KEEPS DROPPINGSTOP THE COUNT
LMAO it’s over, no one is spending $70 on a 77. Lifetime sales under 3 million
I don't feel so good, Bub..
>>747325168Only time I have ever seen his likeness used in a game. Not sure how I feel about it. He's a great VA with range but I don't need a male Debra Wilson
>>747323879Two games underperforming? It's time Sony fires all Insomniac devs already.
SONY BACK ON TOPWE DID ITWE DONT NEED KOJIMA
>>747325326The movie part was actually good. What wasn't good was that the game treats the player like a retard.
>>747323879haul: longhaving: a blastreturn: to formcritically: acclaimedchuds: ownedqueens: slaying
>>747324287>>747324163kek, usually scores go up because pending reviews are rated as 50/100, unless they changed it
>Persona going to Nintendo>Final Fantasy going to Nintendo>Fromsoft going to Nintendo >Kojima going to Xbox>Wolverine is midslop>State of Play was literally nothingIs this the all time worst few weeks for Sony?
>>747323879BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTSONYGROIDS WONT HAVE A GOOD TIME>dab
Now we just have to wait for the walkthroughs to come out so we can laugh at the game
Wolverine, as a character, just does not work as a videogame protagonist. In the context of a videogame character, his arsenal of abilities is not only extremely limited (his claws) but also incredibly outdated (what videogame protag cannot regenerate? Everyone does that). There is really nothing new to offer. Compare the number of things you can do when you control Spiderman, whether it is in or outside of combat, and then the number of things you can do with Wolverine. It was doomed from the start.
>>747323879hmm maybe this will force insomniac back to making a new ratchet and clank pretty please...
great another review bombing campaign for a good game
prime 4 won
>>747325430>csm image>braindead postno way...
>>747323879So, the solution to kill off Sappeals for good is to add grandmothers? Wow...
>BUUTT GO WOKE GO BROKE IS COPIUM I wish I could see the look on that ugly journo jews face the last few years. He’s been proven wrong on everything.
>>747323879>Critics ReviewsInto the trash it goes.
FEAR THE SAMURAI
GIANT BOMB STOP! SONY'S ALREADY DEAD! YOU'RE BEATING A DEAD CORPSE IT SERVES NO PURPOSE!
>>747325353This is like the fourth time they use his likeness in a game
Can we get a 67
>>747324801Gee did they get their board of executives to play test this? Thats the only way to explain the absurd amount of hand holding.
>Sony lost kojimbo, Wolverine bombed, everyone raped them in their state of play chat and everyone's mocking GTA VI only being 30fps on the pro modelit's never been more over, I actually think Don Mattrick and the Xbox One got off better in comparison. I think the only thing that could go worse for Sony is if they have another 2011 tier hack.
a-atleast w-we still h-have p-physint, right snoybros?
>>747324229UH OH SOMEBODY IS GETTING BLACKLISTED
The game must really be shit if, despite the woke multiplier, they still ended up with a bad score.
Geez Snoys can't catch a break lately lmao
I can see it go as low as 74 and stay there.
>>747325542Damn. People are finally fed uo with sony movie games. Unironically, what happened? They've always been boring so why the sudden shift?
so thats the power of snoys non gaas teams
>can't even enjoy a game flopping thread without tendie consolewarring
>77Holy fucking lmao so everyone was right about making fun of this.
I'M HAVING A BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>747325542holy shit if even those snoys hate it this is gonna be roughI wanna see KindaFunny's reviiew now
>>747325726the paychecks ran out
>>747325736>implying this thread wasn't made by a consoler warrior xerself
>the 6/10 reviews are glazing the storyLMAO that's a 6/10 WITH the DEI bonus hahaha
>>747323879Interesting that all the established outlets are giving it 6 or 7 and it's all the joke, third world websites that were obviously paid off giving it 10/10.
>>747325516He really wasn't including the Blizz stuff.
Between this and the dogshit OOT remake reveal, I can comfortably say we're heading toward the crash
>>747323879>if we do not sell through at least $6,000,000 units on PS5/PC combined of one of the three major titles in the first year after its PlayStation console release, either party may terminate the agreement. If we terminate, we must pay Marvel a $9,000,000 breakup fee, plus all unpaid portions of all guarantees.PUT THE XMEN RIGHTS IN THE BAG
>>747323879
>>747325168>Sinister is now just some dude
Snoybros I can't take it anymore.. We lost the great console war. Im gonna switch off.
>>747324229Right after Sony got finished nuking themselves about four times
I bought a PS5 for GTA 6 and I thought that maybe I could use it for this shit too, I knew it was gonna be average but GODDAMN IT
Wasn't there a post on Xitter about how proud they were that they had more female than male devs in their studios?
>>747324801>reviewers feel insulted because there's a constant smell line that tells you where to go>Wolverine will constantly talk to himself, more than aloy on the next objective is>he will do this everytime you exit combat, wander to a side path to open chests and not follow the smell line>the game is 20 hours long and all the stages are linear so there's no reason why there's this much handholding and very insulting guides constantly telling the players where to go>combat is horrible and there's no movement system so platform challenges just involves just pressing up on the analog stickDamn all the reviews are just shitting on the game
>>747324229A fucking 6 from IGN. A new first party exclusive title nabbed a fuckin' SIX from the biggest shill organization there is.
Good god if GTA wasn't console exclusive at launch Sony would go under this year wouldn't they?
Whats dire is that insomniac is still probably in the capeshit mines with spiderman 3 after this
>>747325871Every video game site in Spain is gonna be throwing 10/10s like they always do for anything Sony.
>>747325726We got games like BG3 which have the same cinematic quality but are also actually good games.Movie games are a relic of the 2000s where putting a movie in a game was a new thing. Now it's not good enough to simply do that, the game itself has to be good. Only Kojima can get away with movie games anymore.
>>747324229>slick and satisfying combat >6
>Shill Up who normally loves handholding even admits Wolverine is TOO MUCH handholdingholy fuck sony is done
>>747325736it's Thursday, this is usually when they're foaming at the mouth rabid
>Onimusha and Blood of The Dawn Walker mogged this shit
>>747325418>Final Fantasy going (back) to NintendoFTFY
>>747325962Damn. I actually wanna play this for free on PC now so I can truly experience this atrocity close up
As a huge contrarian I will now buy the game and play it, thinking we have come a long way since NES X-Men games and that if I lower my standards enough I might have fun.
>>747326034It can feel momentarily nice to play, but when there's no challenge or thought involved the novelty wears off.
refrigerator status?
>>747325189>we are making more of this!!!good fucking lord
>>747325519>temu sekiro Hard pass
>>747325516So why is it all the "woke" establishment game journos you're always kvetching about who are dragging it over the coals while its score is being kept above water by dozens of no-name non-english/ESL publications giving it a perfect 10/10?
>>747324120Looks like a game that was already garbage 10 years ago, is the important part.I feel like the people who grew out of this slop don't want to admit they liked slop and keep dancing around the subject. Dark Souls 3 is 10 years old, From added a shitty open world and a jump button to it and it's about to sell millions again with the switch port.It's not dated, it's trash.
The much prophesized gaming industry crash is happening, are you happy /v/?
>>747325430>duuude all he has is clawsNo he also his fists. So you could do like 5 different combat styles that combine traditional fighting styles like boxing or kickboxing with claws. He can also use his claws to climb shit or to destroy the environment. If you can't make a good game out of that, stop making games
>>747323879uhhhhhhh… S L A Y ? ? ?
>>747326034probably something in the early access review copy NDA that says you have to say how slick the combat is. Hence all the reviews saying how "good the combat is" but that the game lacks "player agency" AKA the game just plays itself.
https://youtu.be/YhUiptupV7A?t=1243>game completes qte's for you
>>747326165No. I wont be happy until at least 95% of the current industry goes up in flames.
>>747326075how the fuck do a master haki user got his arm biten off by some shitty shark?
so how much 200m or 300m this time?
I thought you guys said reviews meant nothing and couldn't be trusted?
even shillman said nope https://youtu.be/YhUiptupV7A?si=qrEDIHLMZTDH-XEO
>>747325879For me it's zero ass suit samus. They lost the plot, all of them
>>747326165*American gaming crashChina and Korea's industry is growingEurope and Japan seem mostly stable
Nintendo exclusives win again!
>>747325542>>747324229With the big outlets giving scores and reviews like this who the fuck is giving it the 80+ scores needed to keep it in the high seventies? Various language versions of the official Playstation blog and a bunch of no name blogs and Youtube channels with names like PabloGonzolesPlaystationFanDungeon?
>>747325985>admittedly poor MJ missions in Spider-ManChrist what an embarrassing way to describe that shit.
>>747325985>game is called Wolverine>But I wanna play as Jean and Mystique!These people should be shot.
>>747326232Weird how 007 First Light is exactly the same shit but got 8s and 9s across the board
>>747325889-50% within 30 days and PS5 bundle including GTA 6 + Wolverine (at no cost)They'll get their 6 gorillons
>>747326236Man this review absolutely killed all my interest, it's like you get dumber by playing it.
>>747323879What was the budget for this game?
>>747326253He allowed it to happen pretty much
>>747323879damn I guess the shill money wasn't enough this time, tough luck sony
>>747326294>*American gaming crashJust like last time. Japan was doing fine. Is always the greedy Americans who fuck themselves over.
>>747326393>-50% within 30 days and PS5 bundle including GTA 6 + Wolverine (at no cost)The Horizon classic
time to close insomniac
>>747326236In sony games the qte either completes itself or pauses the whole scene until you press the buttons
>>747326253Read you fucking nigger, read.
>>747326294>China and Korea's industry is growinglolthis is before they nuked BA btw
>>747326416>What was the budget for this game?$300million for the game + $100 million for the Wolverine/X-Men license.
>>747326419>I LOST MY ARM ON PURPOSE SO I CAN LOOK COOL AND BADASS IN FRONT OF A 9 YEARS OLD KID
>>747326034They also said it got old long before the end of the game and the game is 20 hours long. People play games with actually good combat for hundreds of hours before getting bored. It's a polished turd is what they mean.
>Talks to himself more than AloyHow is that even fuckin' possible.
>>747325519>/v/ calls Capcom woke>they release 3 great games in a single year >none of them are wokeTime you guys apologize to CapGOD
I'm waiting to see what DSP says about the game before I form my opinion.
>>747326587Yeah, one piece is pretty dumb
>>747326576>GUH
>>747325962the fact that even some of the reviews read way lower than the 8s they got is telling too
>>747326236>game completes qte's for youYeah well my hands would be busy reaching for the popcorn how could I possibly press buttons?
This game looks like a textbook 7/10 to be honest, any review over 7.5 or 75% is paid off
>follow the line AND quest markers on a linear game where you can't deviate from the pathIt seems like they had this technology from spiderman and thought it would be a waste to not have it here, if they listen to reviews at all they should have an update to disable that bullshit
>make game about character with much less fun and diversw mechanics than a character you used before, one that is like the biggest superhero in historyWolverine was big in the 80s and 90s, but by the 00s he was showing signs of falling off and even the biggest Marvelstans were getting sick of his overexposure. Maybe Insomniac figured they could bank on his old fame to carry the title through and look past the game's mediocrity.
>>747325726Tastes change, I guess. Or maybe the cattle are pretending to have standards now.
>>747323879>>747324287>>747324526>>747325154Come on, you guys are fuckin me, they paid so much money for this, the aggregate can't be THAT bad at Minute 0. Surely some shill outlets will come along and salvage the average. We can't be having it THIS good, can we?
>>747326236lamefailing QTEs to see the fail state cutscenes is the only fun thing about QTEs
>>747326587He had Imu's seal on his arm and he got rid of it that way apparently. Yeah it's retarded but it's an explanation I guess
GTA6 is literally the last AAA video game
>>747326253Are you an anime only? If so you get an implied reason later in Elbaf.
>>747326294Sort of, at gamescom they said almost all hires happening in the industry are from East Asia. North America is losing the most and Europe isn’t really gaining anymore
>>747324189Wolvie is one of the most popular superhero icons dude, this game looks and plays like hot trash
>>747325353He's been in Death Stranding 2 and Call of Duty. His likeness is basically 90% in MGSV and Shadow of Mordor
>>747326338Everyone was saying wolverine didn't need those shitty ass MJ stealth mission yet snoygers started shitting themselves in panic and saying>but muh old wolfie games had it toooooSurprise, surprise, they weren't so dogshit beforeInsomniac is next on the playstation chopping block, right after Bungie
>>747326762And it will suck just like all the rest.
>>747326236>it's the same shit of always that we rate 10/10 but it directly insults my intelligence
>>747325430TrukeSpider-Man and Batman has abilities and gadgets that lend themselves very well to a fun video game, Wolverine is just an angry guy with claws. Ninja Gaiden 2 with falcon talons is a better Wolverine game than this, and that's just one of several weapons
>>747326236Holy fuck what a beat down. God I hope he's right and this is a tipping point for the industry. I mean come the fuck on, qtes that literally resolve themselves when you're too slow? What the actusl fuck are we doing insomniac?
>>747324229How can it wear thin if it’s satisfying?
>>747326587>>747326662Why out yourself for not knowing shit?
>>747326830Because "satisfying" was part of the words they had to use for the review as per contract.
>>747326127Third world child detected
>>747326762>GTA 6 gets 80 metascoreHoly shit can you imagine
>Lower scores than Metroid Prime 4I-is the world healing?
>>747323879I expected it to be bad but for critics to not like Wokerine is a surprise.
>>747326416$305 Million dollars, according to the leaks.
>>747326709It looks like those movie tie-in games that were every where in the PS2/Xbox360 era. Good as a bargain bin buy a night of cheap fun but nothing beyond that. Except this cost like $250 million to make for some reason
>>747326538>this post was made from Indonesia
>>747325168>>747325353Troy baker looks like the western version of eastern 9 tailed fox that seduce man, but malehe looks foxy. a male home wrecker
PLAYER YOU'RE ABOUT 6M AWAY FROM YOUR CURRENT OBJECTIVE THAT LASTS THE ENTIRE GAME, FOLLOW THE BLUE SMELL LINE, PLAYER DID YOU LOOK IN ANY OTHER DIRECTION? OKAY WOLVERINE WILL NOW VOICE "GRRR I SHOULD DO THE CURRENT OBJECTIVE INSTEAD OF WANDERING AROUND!"
>>747323879Why is 8/10 considered bad?
>>747326920Anything less than a 98 would be an apocalypse. The lower the score the worse it'd be.
>>747326920Unlikely, they would have to give an actual reason beyond “it’s GTA” or “it’s le woke”
Sony is getting fucked
>>747326236>>game completes qte's for youPlay has no limits.
>>747326802Infamous Second Son too. He's like the most facescanned man in vidya
Tripster still hasn’t tweeted since the reviews went live
>>747326720This IS the fluffed aggregate. Look at the reviews, all the "real" sites are down at the bottom in the 50 and 60 range, the entire upper portion is foreign blogs that only pop up for first party games written in GPTglish. There's 100 reviews for it already, the industry hasn't as that many active outlets since 2010. Most big games struggle to reach 30 reviews in a lifetime now.
>>747326724The only fun thing about QTEs is seeing them get systematically removed from the forefront of game design. They were never good.
>>747324229No fucking way Fire Emblem ends up outscoring Wolverine right?
>>747326969the game have literal map marking for their version of yellow paintyou cant make this shit up
>>747323879they've had this coming for a while
>>747326998because it's not actually "8/10"are you new to modern gaming journalism?
>>747326998because the regular bribe money wasn't enough for a 10
>>747324801>devs hear players complain about yellow paint>they change it to white paintfor fuck's sake
>>747323879insomniac firings when
>>747326130Pretending one of the de facto best games ever made is le bad isn’t a personality
>>747323879Ooof! Better luck in 12 months time when the next Playstation exclusive comes out .
Did Sony finally run out of bribe money? What the fuck is going on?
Considering Stellar Blade has better combat and exploration, and how everyone seems to absolutely hate this game, the difference in score is ridiculous, 81 to 78, are you kidding me? From what the reviewers say Wolverine should be like a 65.
>>747323879its baffling that game reviewers are so bad at reviewing that an obviously mediocre game gets as high as an 80
>>747326091They cancelled the PC port a while back.
>>747327067oh baby this will be very fun
>>747323879Legit waiting for Irate Ernesto's review.
>>747326830Satisfying just means it's responsive and well animated enough, feels good to press buttons in. It's the bare minimum to have functional combat, it says nothing about depth. It just says it isn't complete garbage.The melee combat in Uncharted 1 is not satisfying.
>>747327047This is dude mental healt status is genuinely concerning
>>747327115they continue to miss the reason why we complain.
>>747325430If somebody made a wolverine game slashing grass on an overgrown lawn, I'd play it as long as It has good animation and cool attack and no gay cutscene.
