>I will never EVER get thisWRRRRRRRYYYYY WHYYYYY NINTENDO MAKE MORE
>>747368214it looks like shit
>>747368214>make morethey will
>>747368214>Make more>Pass laws banning both scalping and using bots to buy goodsAnd the problem is solved
>being so brown you dont know what a 3d printer isuh oh! stinky dinky
chinks will be selling the covers 1 week after release
>>747368430you can't be this dumb
Why are they there?
>>747368214Im more pissed I couldnt even get the controller. Does ANY site have it? I'll even take a Japanese site.
>>747368352There are already ways to limit items to 1 person, they just don't want to do it.
>>747368558holy soul
>>747368558It's fun. I've got a series of hardcover books that have "hidden" messages on the actual cover under the sleeve and again they are fun.
>>747368853Do you have a blast as you look at them?
>>747368932I'm about to blast this nut on your face right before I blast my glock against the back of your head
>>747368214please come to mexico and buy one>>747368558souloverload holy fwark
>>747369002Unh~
>>747368603The controller is the only thing I'm still lurking to get. It's in my cart on Nintendo's site but I haven't gotten past Wario's smug cunt telling me to fuck off.
>>747368558When you close the dock, they start kissing
>>747368558I want this now and regret not getting a pre-order when I had the chance.
>>747368603This, was sexo.
>>747368281what makes you think that? Nintendo is all about artificial scarcity moreso than literally any other company
>>747368214>slap generic zelda etching stickers on your console>suddenly all the childless millenialls who nay sayed your console come out of the woodwork and spam click purchase on the store siteHumurous part is it doesnt even look good, and they will rugpull zelda man children with the smash 6 switch 2 for holiday next year
>>747370989wait, really?
>>747370989I don't care about Smash.
>>747368603I was only able to get it pre-ordered through best buy, but I'm nervous about it because the last time I pre-ordered from them years ago they cancelled on me
>>747368214Did they fix the dogshit latency screen? I'll buy if they did
>>747368214it looks awesome, unfortunately I already have a Switch 2
It's weird that even after a major Jojo anime, motherfuckers still don't understand the meaning of WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.With exactly 26 Ys.
>>747369173For me it's the joycons. I really want those joycons, I don't much care for all the other stuff, the dock, the controller, ect.
I had this in my basket yesterday and was going to get it but then I was like wait a minute the Switch 2 has no games I give a fuck about so I didnt bother getting.
>>747372218I want a Jojo adventure game in BotW engine. It basically already has Za Warudo, Kraftwerk, White Album, and Mandom.
>>7473682142nd goyim thread in as many hours. Not bad.
>>747368214U mad?
>>747372837Nigger
>>747368352legal positivists are so retarded
Who cares? If you even play video games then you know this controllers are gonna wear out anyway.
>>747368214My local GameStop still hasn't started taking preorders in-person yet. I keep checking with them.
I got this. I wish the cool shit wasn't so limited.
>>747368214i got one at bestbuy but it fucking sucks having to wait until the end of october for it, and then having to wait a week for oot.also why are switch 2 game so fucking expensive?zelda tears of the kingdom is $80.and everything else is $70.
>>747373716OOT was $50 at walmart today.
God Zelda special editions always look like complete dogshit. The fact that you’ve got 36+ year olds salivating to drop over 500 space bux on this is whack. I like Zelda. Get some fucking taste this is lower than low effort.
>>747373754https://www.walmart.com/ip/seort/20910716558?nrtv_cid=swn91v1d373yjUse code SAVE3X but it doesnt work for everyone.
>>747373716>also why are switch 2 game so fucking expensive?$10 tendie tax
>>747373919>God Zelda special editions always look like complete dogshit. The fact that you’ve got 36+ year olds salivating to drop over 500 space bux on this is whack. I like Zelda. Get some fucking taste this is lower than low effort.
>>747373919>I like Zelda.Well these fags don't, they're either collectibles retards or they hardly play video games and want it to look nice on their shelf.
>>747373919How did you know what age I am?
>>747373754Walmart has saved me so much money on Switch 2 games. I'll basically be getting Metroid Ravenous for free.
>>747373919Do you just hate gold or something?
>>747368558>no Ganon
>>747368214I only want the joycons. I already have a Switch 2. I want the pro controller too but I also already have one and don't need 2. It's disappointing but I'm not gonna stress out and waste time lurking store pages for something that will wear out anyway like >>747373234 said. I have the Spider-Man ps4 pro and the controller is destroyed from heavy use
>>747368558Newfags can't triforce
>>747374348?
>>747368558>literally complete slop>w-what is th....is that.....>oh my god.. the ethernet port has NES link...I KNOW that man!Please tell me these replies are joking
>>747374708You just....you just wouldn't get it...
>>747374101Sorry I hurt your feelings>>747374231Obviously>>747374324Doesn’t take a rocket scientist >>747374438It’s not the colors it’s the same gay ugly low effort shit they push for this franchise. Oh look another cheap ass piece of plastic with triangles. It’s been how many years and how many games and this is what the creative brilliance of Nintendo can come up with??
>Preorders have sold out>Preorders have sold out>Preorders have sold out>Preorders have sold out>Preorders have sold out
>>747375264>It’s not the colors it’s the same gay ugly low effort shit they push for this franchise. Oh look another cheap ass piece of plastic with triangles. It’s been how many years and how many games and this is what the creative brilliance of Nintendo can come up with??What do you want them to make?
>>747368214nah, i actually plan on using it mostly handheld so id rather put my money into a real ergonomic alternative with full switch 2 protocolit'll be simpler to sell my Switch 2 later down the line to replace it with the inevitable OLED mass market edition and still have better joycons
>>747368558SOVL
>>747368214>Doesn't come with any gamesI thought it was over 500 because it came with something?
>>747375728It's over $500 because fuck you, that's why
>>747368214It would have the same shitty display as the regular Switch 2 anyway. Wait for Switch 2 OLED
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>>747375976
>>747373919isnt that supposed to be in the eye of the beholder?
>>747375459Literally anything else. We all understand the importance of the fucking triforce, you’re willingly accepting the minimum level of creativity by okaying this over and over. Zelda as a series has many recurring themes and symbolisms and icons. Can we use literally ANYTHING else for the design? Without giving it any real extended thought off the dome how about the fucking ocarina? The master sword, a shield, one of the many crests or items that are recurring, you could use Hyrule castle or the Deku tree, hell use the iconic Zelda fairy silhouette. What about the infamous eye of truth? Please tell me anon that when you think of Zelda as a series, or even just OOT that your mind isn’t just filled with triangles.
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>>747375925>>747375976>>747376045I like the green that they used
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>>747373919It literally doesn't matter what it looks like, it's the fact that it's EXCLUSIVE LIMITED ULTRA RARE EDITIONIt could have goatse plastered all over it and people would still want it as long as it was official
>>747376217I’m aware which is my entire issue with the retarded man children that are accepting this.
>>747376116>>747376298>sperging out and writing essays over a fucking switch 2 design>calls others man children
>>747376116Its meant to be 40th ani not oot in particular. The theme is highly reminiscent of japanese patterns and looks great. sadly its never going to be cheap enough for me to want to buy it
>>747376368I’m bored and shitposting on a Chinese basket weaving forum sorry that upsets you.
>>747376445>The theme is highly reminiscent of japanese patternsnot him but can you post some examples?
Wheres the playable ocarina
>>747376575
>>747376445Yes the ancient art of traditional japanese triangles. How could I forget. Sorry anon.
>>747376273Why is there a vagina in the middle of the controller between the home and screenshot buttons? What does that represent in the Zelda lore?
>>747368214oh my hecking goodness a green switch???
>>747376708>What does that represent in the Zelda lore?What Link will never get
>>747376620Sold out in 5 seconds.
>>747376708Miyamoto copied it while ur mum was spread eagle
>>747376620>>747376760Where did they even sell those? I haven't seen them listed anywhere. Not even on Nintendo's store
>>747368609>>747368352Why fight bots and scalpers when you can just keep making more switches, letting them buy them, and making even more until the sscalpers are simply unable to buy anymore and the regular consumers start buying them, leaving scalpers with hundreds of switches they can't sell because you're still selling them. Eventually the scalpers are forced to sell them for below MSRP just to make back a fraction of what they spend giving people even more access to your systems to let you sell even more of your games while the scalpers take a massive financial hit.
They ruined her bros.
>>747373754>>747373937Got it for 53, thanks for the info
>>747369791Nintendo is the only one that will do multiple batches of their special or limited edition hardware products. Give it time and you should be seeing a restock in no time.
>>747376985You’re thinking far too big for this small indie company anon. Please understand.
>>747375459>What do you want them to make?Squares, it's the evolution of a triangle
>>747372837Nobody cares what you do with your money bro. Posting that you ordered one doesn’t make you some sort of rebel, it just makes you look stupid.
>>747368214Why would you want this if you already have a Switch 2? Consoomers will buy anything.
>>747368609That doesn't stop people from using multiple accounts>>747376985Because if supply is met and scalpers can't scalp, they'll just cancel their orders leaving Nintendo with excess stock. That's the problem of knowing how much to produce since for every Zelda controller situation, you'll be stuck with animal crossing amiibo where Nintendo had to hold fire sales to clear their inventory.>>747373180Scalping shills should be treated like they were in the french revolution.
>>747373380How the fuck did you even get one? I thought they sold out in seconds because of the scalpers’ bots.
>>747377273is there a zelda game about an alien invasion yet?
>>747376891songbirdocarina.com
>>747377595I remember seeing these in my nintendo power monthlys like 30 years ago what a blast from the past anon shit.
>>747377337Not that difficult in the internet age to gauge this kind of thing. This is a direct remake of one of the highest rated and acclaimed games of all time. There is far more demand than anything Animal Crossing. New Horizons was lightning in a bottle because of Covid. Let’s not pretend it holds a candle to the Zelda franchise let alone OOT.
>>747376891cause it's not for sale yet.You've also been able to buy a Songbird OoT ocarina for a gorillion years, and it will be 10x better quality than the slop plastic child's toy one they announced
>>747377595>>747377767based songbirdmindguarantee scalpniggers are going to start doing them now too
>>747376273>>747376708Seriously though, is this design from any of the games? They've been using it for a while.
>>747368214sorry to hear that OP.
>>747377943my biggest regret of the 3DS era is not getting one of thoseI stupidly said to myself that I already had a a launch 3DS, so what do I need a second one for? And here I am full of regerts to this day
>>747374641>nintendo cant triforce
you people are sick in the head you already own a switch 2 but you want another one with some funny designs on it even when it has no games
I'm actually killing myself. My stupid ass wife made me do chores last two days and I missed the buy window for this. FUCK! Imma beat her ass
>>747377998Mine has dual IPS screens :)
>>747373919>God Zelda special editions always look like complete dogshitmy zelda switch lite is pretty sexy desu
>>747368214That looks like ass.THIS is what a special edition should look like.>15 fucking years ago
>>747378385Urupeen
>>747378385looks like a cheap piece of furniture that you would see at a mexican birthday party in 1994. Ask me how I know.
>>747378385It even came with the game, imagine that
>>747378562how do you know
I bought the console but I'm not gonna play the remake.
>>747368214>I ordered 2 of themskill issue.
NOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU MOM I NEED MY GODDAMN PLASTIC CRAP AND I NEED IT NOW!! NOOOOOWWW!!! REEEEEEEEEE!! STUPID WHORE BUY ME MY PLASTIC CRAP!
>>747368214I and many others would've felt this way about the Zelda edition Switch 1. I'm sure there will be another Zelda edition Switch 2 due to a new release. You can probably find a custom shell you like more too. It'd be better if there were no scalpers but at least there are options.
>>747378952Just wait 10 years for a cool 50th Switch 3
>>747368214>>747369630>random triangles everywhereLooks kinda meh. It should of had more things like Link and whatnot all over it like in>>747368558
>>747368214I don't even care about zelda I just think the green and gold looks awesome.
>>747378383I’m glad you love your gold triangle slop anon. It truly warms my heart.
>>747368214They'll keep printing them, and in like 5 years they'll be half price
>>747379292in 5 years the switch 2 will be 999
>>747379292I'm gonna trade it for an oled anyways.
FOMO is a marketing strategy
>>747379292This will be worth 5000 in 10 years. AI will just make everything worse and expensive
Why tf do the characters look like this? For the 40th anniversary? Really?
>>747379389I see them for like $250-$300 USD at CEX. Price depends on condition and if it's boxed or not
>>747377337>That doesn't stop people from using multiple accountsAsk for ID. Ban virtual and prepaid cards. AVS. There are many ways, most companies just don't care because they only want the money asap.
How frequently does Nintendo have sales? I remember seeing a buy 2 games get 1 free thing years ago
>>747379718no one cares about that used up whore. What matters is how adult Ruto looks.
>>747377767tendies will literally shun this in favor of a shitty $10 plastic one being sold for $50 because IT DOESNT SAY "NINTENDO" ON IT! ITS NOT OFFICIAL lmfao
>>747379963>How frequently does Nintendo have sales?Black Friday, Mario (Mar 10) day, not much else
>>747379963They're doing a tariff refund sale this month apparently
>>747379963they are doing a tariff refund sale starting on the 12th if you are in the US lol
I poopsocked and secured 3 console preorders for my friends to repay me for msrp. feels good man
