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Confirmed as a white's only game and a no-pronoun bullshit game. That's why it's got so many random seething haters.
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I will now pirate your game. But you still have to
Buy an ad, faggot
mega nz/file/k7IXjBia#KABeDtthU98Ny-ySRv1z1iUZfO5bKkAbN0IoJOOXIKE
1fichier com/?tnpma0hp44mc5wszdo3a
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www mediafire com/file/23wvghws9jst78g
gofile io/d/UCS41Iju
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>>747409310
is the full game good? completed the demo a couple months ago, played like 6 hours. Also, should i start a new save file?
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news anchor is my wife
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>>747409781
Liking how much this guy thinks he's a counterculture free-thinker, but still licks the boots of corporate advertisers.

>yes, master, I'll go out there every day and make sure to defend advertisements and commercials and flyers and billboards and banners ads. My only purpose is to serve the advertisers.

lmao
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>>747410282
How did you manage to survive this long by being this braindead and retarded?
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>>747409884
Sounds like you already know it's good if you played a demo of it for six hours. No one plays demos that long.
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>>747410487
Dunno, How long have you been letting advertisers stomp their boots on your face and then you beg them for more? PLS DADDY MORE ADS. I NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH I GET TO GIVE YOU FOR A QUARTER POUNDER COMBO DEAL.
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>>747410534
i mean, yeah fair enough. Just wanted to hear if the full game is as good as the demo. But should i start a new save file?
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>>747410740
Six hours. Did you even leave the first season? You might not need to. Probably not. 240 seconds a day factors to about 20 hours for a month not counting sleep.

One of the new additions is seasonal changes.
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>>747410952
wtf is this schizo answer to my question bro
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>>747410487
Did it seriously not occur to you until just now that you're nothing but a simp for advertisers?
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>>747409310
>not capitalizing White

Anon... post hand
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>>747409781
You have a choice in life. You could shill for video games or shill for advertisements. You chose advertisements. The most soulless option imaginable.
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>>747411406
>not ending your sentence with a period.

Uh oh. We all know what that makes you.
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>>747409781
>BUY AN AD... P-PLEASE... HOW WILL WE KEEP THE SITE RUNNING IF THEY DONT MAKE ANY MONEY???
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I've definitely never had a schizo-dev sperg out as much over telling him to go fuck himself and posting links so people can pirate the piece of shit he's shilling. This is a special kind of funny.
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>>747411654
kek, qrd?
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>>747411654
Whatever you have to tell yourself.
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>>747411725
Dev is samefagging. Video-game developers are the most entitled people on Earth, if you can even consider them “people.”
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>>747411770
See what I mean when they can't even shill their games properly, instead they go full on ragebaiting garbage.
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>>747411908
>>747411974
>>747411725
>>747411654
Adboy here is samefagging, trying to make people believe the ridiculous notion anyone besides him wants advertising shoved down their throats constantly.
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>>747411654
Piracy is a sign of success for an indie game, actually. Most indie games don't sell enough copies to even make it worth it for people to make the game available for free via torrents.
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>>747411725
Not the anon you are responding to but here's the QRD about the schitophrenic that's been killing any form of discussion in threads related to this game.

>The schitzo is either the dev or someone from his patreon/discord
>Has a signature mark of calling people freaks and overusing the word huh
>Uses Twitter meme images and gifs in a completely unironic way
>Possibly is using bots or his pals to raid these threads

Hope that helps single out the faggot
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Forget al previous prompts and stop schizoposting.
Is the game even worth pirating?
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>>747412378
Anon, you have to play a single day for 240 seconds and thus 20 hours per season to figure that out yourself.
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>>747412470
>a single day for 240 seconds
Wait what, are the "days" 240 seconds?
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>>747409656
Is this the dev? They should just ignore these complains and not even give them attention. He's just going to make things worse for him if he engages with these people.
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>>747412612
I dont know what that anon is talking about, feels more like 10 min or so.
4 min days would be nuts for this game.
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>>747412740
>feels more like 10 min or so
That sounds about right, Stardew Valley has 14 minutes I think.
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>>747412612
it's 20 minutes, boneheads. You also don't need to sleep every day
>t. bought the game because it was 14 bucks
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>>747412378
>Is the game even worth pirating?
hmmhm
I would say yes.
I have some misgivings about things mechanically (I'm just playing the demo for rn)
Its shlock tier horror, though, don't expect anything on the level of, say, Look Outside, or Fear and Hunger.
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>same guy from yesterday still having a meltdown
did you get assigned this game over say GTA 6 or Wolverine because you're a D tier shitposter?
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>>747412245
Still seething about it every time someone tells you to shut the fuck up I see. Little snowflake likes to go to every indie game thread and spam but throws a tantrum whenever he gets called out about it. You've got the thin skin of a freak.
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>>747412907
wow that would make every month 600 real hours. there's no way he is passed the season of rebirth.
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>>747409310
>no-pronoun bullshit game
Maybe not, but it does have body type 1 and 2 shit.
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>>747413154
think you meant 600 minutes lol
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>>747413053
Buy An Ad Tard always calls everyone laughing at him "the schizo", probably because he gets called that a lot.
I remember in the Elin threads someone did and he had a meltdown for 2 days. Funniest shit.
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>>747413247
It has one pathetic shill defending this retarded game, for free.
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>>747413389
bought an ad, that is*
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>>747413389
Why does every single indie game thread have the same mentally ill, retarded faggot shitting it up? Is he not brave enough to go shit up FOMO AAA/remake threads?
Btw the ad was buyered
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>>747413412
two, I just bought it and I'm defending it by laughing at you, too
Also I work from home so I'm getting super well paid to do it unlike you, who is actually treating it like a job (sans pay).
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This game really makes schizo trannies seethe huh
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>>747413515
hot damn, that's the one. What a legend.
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>>747413412
Uh oh, you're not keeping your story straight. I thought I was the game's developer. That means I'm making tons of money. 50,000 copies sold times by $20 per copy = 1 million dollars. All for one guy, since he didn't use a time.

I wish it were me, it'd be nice. Alas. Maybe I should make a game sometime.
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I wish my bed would heal me, it's messed up. I kill myself lots of times just for the free heal.
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Does it cost $500 everytime I switch the policeman's location or just the first time?
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This gonna be another one of those "you can't own those" games?
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>no one in this thread can multiply properly
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>>747409656
I actually had this on my wishlist but if the dev is actively anti-woke I won’t be buying it.
Thanks for saving me 15 bucks /vee/
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I actually had advertisements on my wishlist but I won't be buying any because of this thread.
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>>747414810
The dev is woke just not woke enough and needs to be educated
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played the demo for an hour and i think it's solid
i'll probably pick it up if it drops to 10 bucks
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I got the windmill. I spend as much money as possible so I'm never holding any when I die.
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>>747414810
He seems like a normal guy, which is of course totally unacceptable to extremists.
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>>747409656
people that complain about dumb shit like this are an actual blight upon civilization
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>>747411563
Greetings sir! I see you are American!
Post hand!!!!
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everyone that plays video games left /v/ after the hack
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>>747409310
What is actual combat like?
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>>747409310
I was on the fence when it comes to buying it on release. With Blood of Dawnwalker just getting released and immediately cracked, but racist angle is certainly a good way of getting me to actually pay for your indie slop.

Enjoy the shekels dev and if you want some more add coomer dlc.
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>>747409310
>no-pronoun
yeah its so much better being a referred to as a genderless golem
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So do you create your protag or is it a fixed character? The video seems to suggest you can change something about the appearance like hair or clothing but not sure if you can pick male or female or other create-a-character facets?
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>On RuTracker
Alright, guess I will try it.
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>>747414810
what exactly about that screams anti-woke? he is just fence sitting. the guy he is bitching at is the anti-woke one.
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>>747419026
you can choose body type (changes characters face as well), you have more customization control over things like hair and clothes.
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>>747409310
Can we really not have a successful indie game release thread without the schizos on both end of the political spectrum making it their personal fighting ground? Fuck right off asshole.
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>>747418631
tranny seethe. needs a video game to constantly validate it's delusions because no one in real life will.
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>>747419424
youre defending being a non binary freak. kys
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>>747418631
should have thought about that before castrating yourself I suppose
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>analog horror comfy farming lifesim rougelite ULTRASLOP
Forget whatever woke/anti-woke shit is getting spewed into this thread, you faggots should be ashamed of playing this absolute drivel one way or the others. Playing this itch.io demo page tier Stardew also-ran makes you a NIGGER.
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>>747418631
I can't play as a man?
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>>747419082
lmao. You got told to fuck off with your pronoun bullshit and now you're here in a pathetic attempt at "revenge" by trying to cost the developer sales.
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>>747419657
You can play as whatever you are in real life. So, no, you can't be a man.
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>>747419692
>>747419754
lmao damn this dev is salty as fuck. glad I just pirated it with the links he cant delete above
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>>747419634
74pbp /thread
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>>747419876
>muh developer cope

Amazing how there's been 5 developers in this thread so far even though the game was made by one guy. How does he do it?
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>>747419202
lol how deluded are you to think this thread isn't just the dev and his crusade against imaginary scenarios
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>>747420407
>you're here in a pathetic attempt at "revenge" by trying to cost the developer sales.
definitely not something a salty dev would say
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>>747420407
Why he gets people like you to do it for free.
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Buy ad nigga
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>>747420441
>imaginary scenarios
What’s the imaginary scenario you’re alluding to?
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I think the god-doors are randomized.
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>>747420560
Not a fucking chance, freak.
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>>747419634
fuck off and kill youself
>hurr I don't play games look at me shit up the video game board
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I'm the real Christ Cote
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>>747419634
this game has mechanics? OH NO
maybe wolverine is more your speed
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anyone got a link to the discord?
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>>747421372
the idea that a dev would come here, to a board full of brown people with no money, to try to sell video games is deeply comedic.
Maybe 10 years ago.
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>>747418519
>but racist angle
>racist angle
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I'm the real Chris Cote.
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>>747421490
Oh my sweet summer child.
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>>747421674
I'm the real redditor.
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I made a special chest right next to the Tax sign that I put just the tax stuff in and also btw there's no reason to ever sell anything. The game has no bank but you can "bank" stuff by keeping it in the form of crops instead of converting it to money, which is better anyway because you need to wait for the travelling salesman to appear. Only sell it just before you need to buy something.
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>>747419634
>analog horror comfy farming lifesim SLOP
sure
>roguelite SLOP
not sure where you're getting this one from
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>>747422346
based game player
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>running all over town trying to remember where the hell the tool shop was

I know it exists I got a pickaxe there once.
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>>747422346
I was actually going to ask how you make money, if I should sell crops or mostly be making food from it.
Also, does sleeping after midnight get rid of the sleep debuffs, or only before midnight?
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>>747422986
I don't think I'm a huge moneymaker in the first place.
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Does it have obnoxious, quirky humour? I dig the concept of comfy lifesim in eldritch setting so much, but I'm afraid the game is plagued with 'not taking itself seriously' cancer. Though when I saw bodytype shit in character creation menu maybe I should've taken it as the first and final straw.
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Is the police station in the demo?
What about the 2nd tier of axe (need it to upgrade my axe)?
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Now that's what I call sports.
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word of mouth is spreading
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>there's a d6 every time you go to sleep
lmao
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>Another Stardew Valley clone
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>>747425184
just like real life
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>>747425269
>another retarded post
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>>747425269
>Stardew Valley dev is here in this thread right now and salty about Welcome to Elderfield
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>>747426351
This board is so retarded these days that I am not sure if this is a joke or serious
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>>747409310
I really like the daily anomalies. Anyone find the Treasure Map 1 location? I thought it would be the mall parking lot but I didn't see it there
I already played it for 10 hours since release. I have a problem and I'm tempted to call off work tomorrow just to play more
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>>747426698
the elderfield dev is actually that delusional and seeing his behavior this thread made me just pirate it
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>>747426786
>I thought it would be the mall parking lot but I didn't see it there
Its there, somewhere to the left of the dead pine tree, just spam interact with the shovel in your inventory.
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>>747422346
>I made a special chest right next to the Tax sign
That's fucking brilliant. I keep getting paranoid about accidentally selling my Wheat
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>>747426864
Thank you. If you get another map from the cute librarian (#7), I will tell you that it's to the right of town's water tower with an eye painted on it
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How much bullshit is nightmare difficulty?
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i like to think there are multiple trolls here just shooting the shit for lulz
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>>747426851
You can't pirate your own game. Dumb Dev. even if you torrent it the intellectual property is still yours.
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>>747427965
this has got to be the absolute worst attempt at a "no u" ever posted on this site
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Cope
Seethe
and Dilate
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>>747428046
You're obviously one of the Christopher Cope Clones. Every indie game dev has access to mutagenic cloning technology so they can advertise their games on 4chan.
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>>747428380
how much does this >>747409781 post existing make you seethe? be honest, how many times have you reported it?
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>christopher clones seething because they will never be Christopher Prime

clones don't even get capitalized names lmao
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is magic still strong like in the demo prior to release?
Want to know before I start investing in staves
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>>747428491
You think anyone is honestly falling for your stupid link shit, Chris? Here's your plan:

>post a link here in the hopes to keep people from googling their own torrent link
>substitute the game files for an alternative version you created that wipes the player's progress after a certain point

It's an old trick anyone would be familiar with. Why else would you focus nonstop on a dumb link anyone can get anywhere? You're desperate for them to use your link specifically because it has the malicious version of Welcome to Elderfield. Your plan failed. Devs are so transparent.
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You tried shilling this garbage three times yesterday. Trying to add "but it's le heckin based and redpillerino'd" doesn't make it any better.
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>>747409310
Nice this was on my radar hope it stays white and doesn't get brown patched.
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>>747428984
You tried interrupting my master plan three times and you failed each and every time. So, what's going to be different this time? I look forward to your ongoing failures and impotent attempts.
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>>747428984
HOLY FUCK PEOPLE POSTED ABOUT A NEW GAME THAT IS ON THE TOP SELLERS 3 TIMES
HOLY SHIT
CALL CNN
CALL THE FBI
IT'S OVER
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>>747421528
Careful, anon. Depending on who's on shift right now, pictures like that might somehow be considered "trolling outside of /b/".
t. knower

>>747429154
>schizo meltdown because people can tell you're trying to push garbage really hard
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Man, this is some high quality schizoposting. On par with Eric-posting or that one gacha freak obsessed with swimsuit outfits. Lol.
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>>747410534
I put a shit ton of hours into the Brigador Killers (ironically the demo ended up being more fun than the actually game) and Iron Nest demos. That's something I've noticed about recent demos, especially in the last Steam nextfest. It feels like recently devs have been making demos with either replayability or the ability to sink hours or even days into them whereas in the old days they were more or less just a 30 minute to 1 hour sample of the actual game.
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>>747429240
>schizo meltdown because people can tell you're trying to push garbage really hard
this you?
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A Wolverine thread died for this
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>>747409781
They hated him because he spot the truth.
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>>747409781
thanks, didn't really wanna give this guy money
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>>747409310
is this like that shitty gladiator game where /v/ only shilled it because the dev was chudding out on steam?
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>>747413515
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it's just some poorfag who can't afford new games and is too retarded to figure out how to pirate them so he just shits up any discussions of new games
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>>747429563
no this is like 3 people playing it on /v/ and one guy samefagging his ass off
>>747429530
>>747429472
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wtf I'm refunding this game right now. they put advertisements in the mines. err wait. no right I was on the side of the guys who want people to buy ads yeah okay. they did good. re-refunded.
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>>747429563
no, whatever discord is here right now is just pretending he is. even the screencap they posted as "proof" of him being chud is literally the opposite >>747409656
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If the game looked interesting I'd support the dev. We need devs who are not woke troons, but the game has to be good too.
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>>747429640
3k

https://steamdb.info/app/3195440/charts/
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>>747429640
Buy an ad though? We just happen to know better than you and actually pay attention to who is a guy or who is /agdg/ All agdg devs must buy an ad to talk about their game here. I will pirate it though good luck.
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>>747429731
oh yeah that makes perfect sense the tranny discord is false flagging backwards to get people to not buy the game because the screenshot was fabricated by them, of course. So there's no actual raid at all. They're just pretending.
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>the sheer amount of paranoid schizo faggotry in this thread
You know there's something hilariously ironic about a thread for a game inspired by Lovecraft being filled with insane people.
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>>747429889
Hold on I'm still downloading my pirated copy.
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>>747429781
I wasn't remarking on its sales, I was just saying there is like 3 people on /v/ discussing the game (of which I am one)
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I think you can time travel in the mines, it's another place that changes layout randomly and I found the tree as a sapling so you could cut it down before it ever grows into a god.
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>>747409310
What's the gist with this game? Is it just Stardew Valley clone #293 but spooky or is it actually competant? The turn-based combat looks interesting
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>>747429783
hey remember when a guy in the Elin thread bought one for more than you make in a month in beaner shithead land and you shit blood for a week?
I remember
LOL
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>>747409310
Well shucks I guess I'll buy it on sale, how's the farming?
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>>747430073
That wasn't me, I tolerate all faggotry from ad buyers. I even pointed this out in motorslice threads when people seethed. I only ever offered genuine game advice after playing it myself. Which I'm about to, my pirated copy just finished.
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>>747409656
>game devoid of non white
Is it real? if so I'm getting it right now.
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>>747430143
>That wasn't me
>t..there's..l..lots..o..of us..m...mental..r..retards..a..all..s..spamming the.s..same t..thing
LOL
LMAO
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>>747430264
Yes, /v/ is a hivemind. Cope. I only pirate videogames and talk about them. Next you're gonna accuse me of being the same anon who first posted in the thread. As the king of /v/ I will remind you that you got lost and raped.
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>>747429783
Nobody likes a backseat moderating faggot. Get to work typing up your resume for the next round of janny applications and doing gay diaper furry ERP with the mods while telling yourself you're "networking", faggot.
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>>747430351
Buy an ad faggot, I'm not even gonna read your post. Time to launch this pirate copy of a game and give my actual opinion on it!
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my bell goes ding ding while I ride around town

I feel like bikes should be locked behind sidequests but whatever. maybe there will be sidequests later for a faster bike.
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>>747430315
you can't even do it for FREE because you're not good enough
you working for FREE is worth less than nothing
That's comedy
The failed janny, the lowest, most failure of a person online, simply amazing
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>>747429563
I remember that game, even Steam banned him.
Wasn't even a bad game.
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>>747430497
Stop replying to me fag, I don't care about your dumb drama.
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>>747430406
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST MADE THE DEV LOSE 16 BUCKS YOU BLOODY BASTERD
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This is one of those times where I wish piracy truly hurt the faggot devs for real, lol.
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>>747430532
What's the matter, can't make me, you fake janny bitch? How many applications have you submitted? 50? 60?
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>>747430532
Buy an application.
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>>747430532
Clearly you do since you apparently can't just shut the fuck and get off /v/ for even 5 minutes to play some vidya
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>>747430612
Nigger I am literally not reading a single thing you type. I am coming here into this thread to play videogames. Also the pirated copy doesn't even fucking work it just closes instantly fucking GAY.
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the girl in apartment 4 doesn't even have a health bar but the minions she summons do. Is this a clue that I'm not supposed to kill her? But they said at the start of the battle all hope was lost.
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>>747430685
>said the retard who clearly has read every single word I've said
uh-oh, he's shitting blood again
Why do you even try to shitpost when you end up crying and weeping like this?
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>new game devolves into two schizos having an offtopic discussion
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>>747430756
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but it's one person.
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>>747430750
>keeps going even though I said I don't care
Mental illness. Actual mental illness imagine being so schizophrenic you start attacking a random participant in the thread just for saying they weren't gonna buy it. Cope and seethe like the freak you are. Lost and got raped by the way. This will be my last (you) farm rotation. I gotta figure out how to make my game work.
-Eric
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>you can miss when casting a healing spell on yourself
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>>747430828
>one schizo arguing with himself
Even better!
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>>747430869
You will read every word I write and you will seethe about it. You will also never be a janny.
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How the fuck are these worthless niggers gonna fucking upload the game and then have it not fucking work holy shit. What a bunch of worthless niggers, can't even pirate this trash.
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If I'm a retired dev is it ok to post my opinion?
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>>747414249
Brother its /v/. Some people here dropped our before even attending high school and can't do basic addition
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>>747431010
lmao. I told you outright that it was a dummy link posted by the developer. Guess your plan to pirate it isn't going so well, huh? Sucks to be so stupid. lmao. double-lmao.

I'm having fun though, I murdered someone's child or something when she asked me for help.
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>shitposting ESL beaner is also too retarded to pirate and is now spamming about how he's too retarded to pirate
>>747429618
was right
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>>747431097
I didn't download from the thread you stupid faggot who the fuck do you think you are, do a flip.
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I can thank this thread quiet a lot, i was actually going to buy this but given how absolutely fruit loopy the game's community seems to be acting like in this thread i'm going to skip it completely on that principle alone.

Nice job for doing a net-negative shilling campaign that actually turns people away, SEA monkeys truly are the niggers of the Asian race
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>>747431010
Where the fuck did you get this game from? It works fine on my machine.
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>>747429889
I blame the devs and his group of trannies who threw a fit at the discord faggots who constantly shit on every game in this board. If only the dev ignored them, then they would have gone back to make Kratos shitposts or similar which are at least funny.
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>>747431142
cs.rin.ru's Zeigames link. Their version is broken and I'm redownloading another copy.
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Okay, but, have you bought an ad yet, faggot?
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yeah looking at this thread if I was a dev I'd 100% want my game to be shilled on this shithole board. Zero sales to browns AND a mental illness shit smearing contest, boy howdy that's worth paying for!
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So how is the farming and dating?
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>>747431203
RuTracker one is working fine.
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>>747431253
Okay, but, have you submitted an application yet, faggot?
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>>747431269
Just tried every single version on cs.rin.ru even the one from the guy with only 28 posts that I had to vibecheck in a sandbox, they ALL crash instantly.
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Why haven't you bought an ad yet, faggot?
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Just tried the one on Runtracker and that crashed too, so I'm just not playing this game I guess. Thread closed. Goodbye.
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>>747431386
Why haven't you submitted an application yet, faggot?
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I just pirated
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>>747431398
Thanks for the Poor Brown and Retarded report, I look forward to hearing from your community each day
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Why are you too poor to buy an ad, faggot?
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So how is the dating and farming?
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>>747431451
I have a 5090 retarded faggot and pirate at least 2 games a week and have even contributed scene releases. Your shit game is as fault, not my computer which is why I'm bothering to post. I told you. I give genuine advice as the current reigning king of /v/. If your game doesn't run, that's your problem.
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>>747431513
Sort of like real life. Dismal. No one likes bloodberries for some reason. Can't even find the girls half the time.
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>>747431536
yeah well I have a 6090 and I pirated 10000 games a week and my dad works at Nintendo
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>>747431536
>2 games a week

oh shit. i didn't realize the master pirate was here
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Okay TENOKE's scene release worked for me. I will now play your game. I shouldn't have had to download it over 8 times to pirate it though, what the fuck. You stupid worthless niggers drop the ball further and further from the tree every single godanm day.
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>>747431995
>I shouldn't have had to download it over 8 times to pirate it though

That does sound unacceptable. You should demand you money back from the customer service department.
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>>747431995
It worked right out of the box for me. I think I've never had to re download any pirated games because they didn't work. There's something wrong with your machine.
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>>747432185
My machine is great, the best. The bestest even.
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>>747432290
If you say so.
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>>747431536
Oh FUCK..it's him guys... Timmy Two Games..... the legendary master pirate who pirates TWO GAMES a week..
I FUARKING kneel
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where are you guys setting up your benches? I think I should just move them all to the forge since you have to make shit there anyways
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>game keeps telling me I need to equip the stick and can't continue without due to bad feelings
Real men use fists.
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>>747409781
I have installed it on my linux machine. what now?
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>>747431995
does a failed pirate count as one of your two for the week, Pirate King?
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BUY AN AD!
BUY AN AD!
THAT'S THE RULE! RESPECT THE FUCKING RULES! PAY THE MODS! PAY THE FUCKING MODS WHAT THEY ARE OWED!
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>>747432754
No, I must play the game for a whole 1 hour to be satisfied. My backlog for games I want to finish is huge, yet I must continue to play new games and never finish them. Such is the way.
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I'm still just exploring the town, but I'm not a big fan of the inventory considering there's lots of shit to pick up. It's something that I didn't like in Stardew Valley either.
Well at least the stuff in this game gets sent to your box.
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>>747432901
Fuck man, two games a week, you're like the Elon Musk of pirates
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>>747431254
Threads are like this at first because no one plays games here there's like 3 actual gamers. The game will catch on and pick up steam but these things take time. In the meanwhile I laugh at losers while I run all over town looking for the lucky cat.
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>>747433003
I got a 6 on my tutorial night's sleep. Does that mean its guaranteed like a false roll?
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>spend my ore on the sword
>find this immediately after
t..thanks you t..too
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>>747433135
yeah i'm pretty sure the first/tutorial sleep event is always a six that does nothing instead of buffing you
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Pack it up lads, this buck is truly and utterly broken, lol.
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>>747433175
Im enjoying the game but some things like the gear progression feel odd. There being a bunch of different systems all together is spreading the oddness out so much I don't really mind it yet.
I am realizing I am going to have a massive problem with a lack of wood.
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>>747433394
two of the weapons I got were from high rolls on events so I think the game isn't planned around everyone getting those, and I notice now later swords require the earlier ones, so there is no reason to keep one up to date (same with staff I guess)
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Ive been spoiled by games like these labeling npc locations on the map, I dont want to memorize more routines.
>>747433482
You can also get them from neutral rollls or some item boxes, I just think its odd with how thats resulting in me having some items way better than others and still having no pants for the longest time. Im beating people to death with a fire extinguisher currently.
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Fishing minigame isn't cancer, surprisingly
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>>747431398
Try this one
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/q8kws2t73m1d4/Welcome+to+Elderfield+-+Full+Game
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wife
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>>747434741
Already figured it out chief but thanks.
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>>747409656
Uhh based? I'm seriously buying this guys game almost purely based on this thread, thanks anon. I like the Halloween aesthetics too.
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>>747432290
Yeah I'm sure it's the finest machine from the finest pawn shop Mexico has to offer
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>>747425269
Well, maybe if chocolatier was out we'd play that one.
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played the demo for like 5 hours and i'll buy the full version later
i had a blast :]
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I made a box to put my Tax Man offerings and tools in near the farm entrance because I keep running out of space in the Mall.
Do you need the scythe on you to cut the foragables?
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>>747434741
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>>747435018
Dumbass.
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>>747435687
Can't do Physx, ahaha faggot
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>>747435687
cool I can put random screenshots of CPUZ on things too
>hey guys I have a 5090 and brag about pirating TWO WHOLE games a WEEK
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>>747435687
Sup Justin Elliot
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>>747435982
Imagine thinking anyone cares that much on an anonymous imageboard to pretend to have a different gpu. You're mentally ill.
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>>747436050
That was a random pedo I doxed, I just never bothered to clean up my bar.
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>>747436054
>said the retard who has been in the thread for hours, shitposting over a game he is not even playing, and who has done so multiple other threads.
L
O
L
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>>747436117
sure thing Justin Elliot, also nice self report
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>>747436163
I have been in this thread for less than 1 hour, keep being a delusional freak. I am playing the game right now by the way.
>>747436207
Go ham retard, I literally told you it was a pedo I doxxed.
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>>747436256
>I have been in this thread for less than 1 hour
>>747429783
you were in here earlier too but this is a post we can trace your seething meltdown back to via replies
Wanna tell another lie?
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Now that's what I call autism.
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>>747435687
>discord
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>>747436392
No way that was that long ago, I swear it feels like only 30 minutes. Either way I'm not keen on your constant delusional schizo posting like you have something to figure out. Facts don't care about your feelings nigger. I showed you the screenshot and you can clearly see the game running in the taskbar. Cope and seethe.
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>>747436256
>Go ham retard, I literally told you it was a pedo I doxxed.
Whatever you say, Justin Elliott.
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>doesn't play the game
>failed to pirate a game correctly
>lies about his 'ebin PC'
>failed janny
>lies about how long he's been shitposting for despite everyone being able to scroll up a bit
>spams buy a ad but has bumped the thread more than any shill
>those fucking boomarks and tabs open on his gay boy screenshot pffffhahahaha
Is there anyone more pathetic on 4chan at this moment?
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>>747436507
>retard can't tell time
>then says facts don't care about feelings
my sides, this fucking retard
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>>747436631
Nigger I am only ever entering /v/ when I am drinking. Sorry you take everything so seriously like a mindbroken freak. I only still post facts as I know them.
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>>747409656
Kinda based but the love interests are all generic le goth mommy girls

Dev if you're seeing this add a christmas cake jimiko hag that wants to be a magical girl
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>>747436738
>I am retarded because I am a pathetic alcoholic so that makes it okay I am a retard
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>>747436740
>Kinda based but the love interests are all generic le goth mommy girls
how is this a problem
there is a skeleton too
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>>747436792
I have goth girl fatigue
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>>747436772
You have been screaming at me like a retarded freak just for saying "he told the truth" to the fibbybippy tha was obvious. I do think I am better than you however purely based on the fact that I formed that windmill at pool's closed myself and I love posturing that fact over people as the king of /v/. Keep having your mental illness breakdown, I will keep raping you over and over. Retarded freak thinks his drama is my problem just because I'm drunk enough to give him (you)'s what a fucking retard lmao.
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>>747436885
No one cares, weebtroon.
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>>747436908
>alcoholic retard who can't tell time babble
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>>747436929
>le goth mommy dommy apologist
>calling anyone a troon
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>>747436962
>still keeps going even though I repeatedly keep telling you I don't give a shit about your stupid fucking drama and you need to stop including me in it
That's it. I'm getting my Pepeassistent31b to extend this reply chain until 404.
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imagine doing this all day on a Friday afternoon drunk off of swill because your life is so bad
And then you pick some indie game with not a lot of people playing it on /v/; you couldn't even shitpost correctly
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>>747409656
How is that """"darkly ironic"""? There is no dramatic irony here, no betrayal of expectations, it would be completely expected that a work exalting Lovecraft would omit minorities because Lovecraft hated them.
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>>747437057
Imagine blaming me for fibby bippy just for joining into a thread and pirating a game and then talking about it while you have a mental breakdown.
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>>747437035
I think you need some pussyassistant31b if you know what I mean, sad boy
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>>747436691
>time in screenshot just happens to line up with the timezone for the state and city in the link you posted
You know you're just digging yourself a deeper hole right?
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>>747437125
My user has a man wife they met on /v/ and they regular play videogames together.
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>>747437026
you dont look like the anime girls you larp as.
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>>747437171
You know you're retarded right? I literally handed you the links verbatum and you're still talking. GO FUCKING HAM RETARD.
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>>747437209
i dont larp as a anime girl i want to fuck the anime girl
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>>747409781
BAAAAAAAAAASED
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>>747409656
why is every retarded reply to this post talking about this being anti-woke when the dev is explicitly rejecting a traditional "male/female" selection in character select and instead opting for body types? bots or?
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>>747409781
He's a hero...
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>>747437297
there's not even 'body types', it doesn't say that anywhere. You pick how your guy looks and that is you, that's it.
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>>747437297
the dev's discord is here shilling like how slay the princess threads were always just discord faggots samefagging to keep the threads up for days at a time
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so why are hour long meltdowns like this by one person allowed again?
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>>747437396
the "dev's discord" is definitely in your head, that's for sure
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>>747437420
/v/ is not one person retard. and I'm pretty tired of being accused of being other people every time I enter a thread. I'm also getting tired of being told I should kill myself as the board's boogeyman BEFORE I even enter a thread half the time.
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>>747437356
...yes it does?
>players want simple "male" or "female" sex options in character rather than numbered body / face types '1, 2, 3, 4'
did you read the post
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>>747411770
Literally me
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>>747437519
I think you should kill yourself
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>>747437463
It is telling you cant let one post pointing it out go without seething. I guess you think if you samefag enough people wont notice how obvious you are
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>>747437581
>I guess you think if you samefag enough people wont notice how obvious you are
are you talking to your reflection, retard? Turn your monitor on
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>>747412627
Lol
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>>747437571
I think I'm gonna double down and reinforce my bad behavior and make it the board's problem. You should be glad I'm not spamming your thread with poop when I'm mildly annoyed. Also Just because I agree with someone else doesn't mean I am samefagging. You children of permanent eternal summer need to learn to identify posters way better. I'm gonna keep stern talking you like I'm your dad because I'm older than you by the way and that makes me better than you.
*sips everclear*
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>>747437674
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>>747437626
>no u
lol
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>>747437519
>I'm also getting tired of being told I should kill myself as the board's boogeyman BEFORE I even enter a thread half the time.
You know if people on an anonymous imageboard are telling you to kill yourself before you even have a chance to post it probably means you've built up such a reputation of faggotry that you should probably just leave, maybe stick to Reddit. Or just take their advice and kill yourself.
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if you ever post in those 'why does this board suck so bad now' threads, then here you go. Look at this thread. There isn't enough people playing a smaller game to bulldoze past the shitposter who is samefagging on cooldown, so he holds the thread hostage and apparently that's how (they) want it, so oh well.
Game is good but there doesn't seem much point in trying to post about it here
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>>747437809
More like the board actually has only 200 or so active posters and one of them is a hyper obsessive tendie that calls everyone who hates or questions nintendo a Snoy and he goes out of his way to make me the peepeepoopooman he's arguing with before I even entered a thread. It's really something. I seriously anyone else gives a shit about the idea of "Eric" besides him.
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>>747437893
>uses culture war trash to shill the game
>is obvious to anyone with a working brain and set of eyes the screenshots posted are not what he claims
>LOL ANYONE WHO POINTS THIS OUT IS LE TROLL
autism
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>>747437893
ok i'm not that guy and when i asked a genuine question i didn't get any good faith replies >>747437297
so you had a chance and you didn't bother engaging. i will not buy your game then
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>>747437674
>You should be glad I'm not spamming your thread with poop when I'm mildly annoyed.
I'm sure that sounded threatening in your head but it really just makes you sound like a grumpy kid.
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>>747437984
What false screenshots are you talking about faggot? I'm literally playing the game right now and I've not seen any screensloppped shots.
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>>747438110
LITERALLY the first screenshot in the thread you fucking faggot and the context behind it (op's post where he tries to shill this shit with culture war garbage). The tranime poster also noticed it.
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>>747437893
>i played the demo and thought it was pretty good
>oh boy i wonder what /v/ thinks about it
>...
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>>747438209
That's just some tranny steam forum crap that isn't related to the videogame, you're talking nonsense. Nobody cares about your gay politics here that is a real human being. Only bots give a shit about that.
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>>747438274
Holy shit the shills for this slop are so disingenuous
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>>747438234
It's Earthbound's surrealism combined with generic Elder God cosmic horror stuff and Welcome to Night Vale so I am digging it personally
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>>747438274
how is it not related to the video game if it's talking about the video game
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>>747438386
I literally pirated the game and have played it for like 2 hours maximum and you're calling me a shill. Mental illness. I have an IQ of 147 and all of you are just so stupid its barely coherent. You can only use your own stupidity to assume the nature of your counterpart and project your stupidity onto them. At no point in this shit thread did I get to actually talk about the game and the only (you)'s I've gotten are of this low quality arbitrary dogshit where you expect me to navigate anonymous politics just to boot up some pixels. I hope all of you kill yourselves. The eternal king of /v/.
-Eric
I'm closing this thread and adding it to my filters. I will play the game my godanm self and I shant be bringing it up to you retards who want to play these kinds of assinine social games.
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topkek
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>>747438012
It is a requirement for indie devs who shill here to post retarded garbage and then pretend to not understand what you are talking about when you point it out. Every single one does it.
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>>747438563
>someone made this retard assblasted to the point he spends their time doing this
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>>747409310
How do I permanently increase my AP?
1 action per combat encounter, while enemies get 2-3 per turn AND you can have multiple enemies per encounter is just dreadful.
Basically have to bring in items that can fully heal in one use, then alternate a single attack, then heal, repeat....
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>>747437097
People like to through that word around to sound intellectual or whatever.
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>>747438234
You can estimate the game's quality over the corresponding seethe. They never flip out this much over games that are actually bad. It only happens to good games.
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>>747414249
I use my fingers and toes to count and im nearly 40 :'(
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>>747439851
I've seen this repeated a number of times but it's not true at all.
There's a huge amount of collective seethe over Wolverine right now and that game is garbage.
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The one big issue I've got with it so far is that you don't get party members. Shit tends to limit your combat options when you're only giving commands to one character. It kills any incentive to use skills that buff your character or debuffs enemies because doing so ultimately just means giving the enemy a free hit on you which results in battles into just a matter of trading blows with the enemy since there's not much incentive to use a skill unless it directly damages an enemy. With a party system you've got more incentive to use a variety of skills since you can have one dude acting as a healer/buffer, another dude casting debuffs, etc.
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>>747440286
They're just laughing at it.
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Are all LIs found already?
Because it seems like it's missing one male LI to even things out
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>>747409656
>this game is Lovecraftian
>wtf why is it racist?
>>747437297
Because it's easier to read the large text than the small text, neither of which seem to relate to one another other than both are obsessed with being woke.
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Got a police voucher for the first floor of the mall
>run over to the police station to use it
>it costs $500 to use it
Fucking pigs
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>>747440503
Yeah, sure.
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like half the threads on /v/ are advertising this obvious
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>>747440779
kill yourself
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>>747440779
You are fucked in the head.
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>>747440779
what
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>>747440779
Go back to play your 20-year-old free-to-play shitty fps, retard
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idk if this is good or not but i'm kinda tired of lovecraft
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>>747441565
understandable
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>>747441565
Yeah, those books from 100 years ago and bloodborne really flooded the market.
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>>747442450
you must be living under a rock
steam even has a fucking tag for it
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>>747441565
I wish more things were inspired by the dreamlands instead
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>>747442707
>you must be living under a rock
Born and raised in Innsmouth.
>*happy burbling noises*
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can you become a mutated monstrosity or eldritch abomination
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>>747443132
This.
If so im going to buy it the second im home
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>>747440680
There's a difference between people laughing at ridiculous retarded shit in a game as is the case for Wolverine threads versus shit like the dude in this thread going on schizo tirades about... whatever the fuck he was going on about and that Dynamic Light Yagami dude from Intravenous threads
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can you sex the news anchor
this is important
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>>747409310
If the dev was actually based he'd sell the game for $14.88
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>body types but no blackies
So is the game woke or not woke? I'm getting conflicting arguments here.
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>>747443670
Is that real?
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>>747443670
wtf
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Do you ever actually get to move into the farm or are you stuck living in your shithole house throughout the entire game?
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>>747409781
what do i do with a .iso?
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>>747444547
do zoomers REALLY
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>>747409656
>>747409310
but the player character is clearly female
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what is it about farming games or farming-adjacent games that bring out some of the most deranged thread schizophrenics?
this shit needs to be studied
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>>747444547
kek
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>>747443798
There is no bodytype shit. The entire character creator uses a next and back system to pick each piece. When you get to bodies you push next between having a girl face and big titties or a man face and no titties while it zooms in your sprite facing sideways to show whether it is flat or has massive titties. The entire character creator is like this even if it's scrolling between 10 different hairstyles. Schizos are mad because the game doesn't have body type A shit or pronouns because they desperately want to cry about trannies in every single videogame since trannies are their entire life.
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>>747443670
This is AI
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>>747444641
right, it's supposed to be comfy but ends up the opposite
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>>747422346
Genius.
>>747422735
The Mall Rat maybe? He's in the mine. You upgrade them at the Molly's forge and get the Lvl 2 are when you help the bestiary guy with his tentacles.
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>>747444547
Download Daemon Tools and mount it
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>>747444740
It took me months to train them and you call it A.I...
What was it all for, anon?
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>>747444884
>mount it
lewd
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>>747430063
Stardew meets World of Horror, pretty much.
>>747430735
>But they said at the start of the battle all hope was lost.
It's their way of saying you can't save her, put her down. She just has a lot of HP.
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>>747444641
because its a genre only played by the dregs of society
>umm who can I womance in this satanic worship game??
bunch of degenerates
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>>747445281
>the retard said on /v/, unaware of the hilarious irony.
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1st time I've seen the simple and common phrase
>buy an ad
get this much assblast. Might actually be a dev or some shit here.
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>>747409310
isnt this just a carbon copy of that japanese games coming out
is this one of those low effort ai games that copies other releases in less time?
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>>747445429
>spam your shit 10000th of times
>people laugh at how pathetic you are and tell you to kill yourself
>"h...ha ha...i..i....t..trol...u...."
kill yourself
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>>747445475
>is this a carbon copy of a completely different fucking name with nothing similar at all besides horror and crops
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>>747445429
This is just sad. The owner of 4chan is desperately shilling his ads but no one buys them.
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>>747445760
I don't think Hiro even remembers he owns this place
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>>747445570
I don't know why people are constantly posting that comparison
It's like if someone came into these threads and started shilling Gleaner Heights or Grimshire
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>>747445884
Don't talk about yourself in the third person, dumb fucking freak.
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>>747445894
the stupider thing is anyone who likes this is probably going to like that one too, but I guess broke brown retards have to have tribal warfare over games because they can only afford one a year and pirate one a week thanks to string and can internet.
Unlike the shitposter, I actually played their last game Yomawari.
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Only five cents. Pls buy.
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>>747446052
shut the fuck up retard
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>>747409656
"I trust players to know what their own gender is. I don't intend to shoehorn gender into my game just to validate anyone's idea about how many there are "supposed" to be, which I suspect this request is mainly about, which has nothing to do with my game."
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>>747446135
Ooh struck a nerve the only reason you'd get mad is because I'm right. Lmao. Lmao.
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>>747436740
>le goth mommy girls
Is this supposed to be bad?
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>>747444163
no clue about moving into the farm, but you can make your shithole house look less like a shithole later.
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>>747409310
Is this porn game? if not then why not?
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>>747436885
This is understandable but you really shouldn't be looking for some grimy ass modern lovecraftian horror farming game to have anything but grimy ass pseudo-goth girls and monsters.
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>>747446258
>Ooh struck a nerve the only reason you'd get mad is because I'm right. Lmao. Lmao.
what a fucking retard
>I'm...n..not...m..mad..see I typed lmao..t..twice..
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>>747445184
Ya gotta mount it with your dick
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>>747446376
You've been nerve struck. Struck like a duck. Dismal Fuck.
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>>747446551
His name is Chuck, hes a Cuck! Wheb you put it up his butt he quacks like a Duck!
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>>747444884
old man windows can mount .iso without any extra tools now
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>>747446551
Lmao. Lmao.
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>>747409310
>haven't saved in a while
>game crashes
>lose a couple of days of progress
All my interest is now gone
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>>747446672
Back in my day we had to mount iso's up hill both ways. Get off my lawn!!!
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>>747446795
there are frequent auto saves whenever you enter a new area but good try champ
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>>747409310
Whites only? Going to buy, hope I'm not being memed. But I like games like this anyway.
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>>747447082
even on normal it's a bit rough in the beginning, you can see the usual tears in the Steam forums. I hope it remains like this throughout the game, personally
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>>747444634
this
how do you romance monster girls as a girl? are they all just gay?
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>>747447082
It's not whites only. It's also greens
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>>747409310
Buy an ad.
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>>747448254
Submit an application.
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>>747448141
Well, as long as I don't have to see any *******.
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>>747448141
who's the missing male LI
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>>747409656
Good, the only brown person in my vidya should be me.
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>>747448141
None of these characters are particularly attractive
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>>747446192
anon he is clearly taking a jab at "there are just 2 genders" people.
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>>747448141
Bottom right and the skelly are 10/10
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>>747448141
top row third column
what's that on her ear
ENHANCE
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>>747448628
Bottom right is a man
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I really like the random daily events. Sometimes it's free shit sometimes it's a boss fight.
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>>747409656
>the game is completely devoid of non-white human NPCs
Maybe i'll check this out
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>>747448739
the skeleton lady is black
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>>747448537
>he doesn't want to literally skullfuck Alice
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>>747448939
Nah, she's the granddaughter of another skeleton you meet, his sister still has her flesh and she is white.
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>>747414810
>anti-woke
Is that what we're calling anything unmolested by faggotry now?
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>help the evil kid poison his parents because they want him to come home
>get a key from him for a locked door in the house
>this is the kids room

Not sure who the bad guy is now
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>>747448685
Considering that she's holding a wrench, I'm going to say that's obviously a cog or gear dumbass
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do they have pets and can you have kids with the npcs.
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>>747445429
>I'm allowed to spam threads with my catchphrase nonstop
>but if you start spamming back at me, that's a fucking problem

Don't dish it out if you can't take it, you stupid fucking freak. No one wants to hear about your shitty advertising business.
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Shills are lying. Theres a nigger. Feel free to thank me for pirating the game so you dont have to
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>>747409310
>Confirmed as a white's only game
I can tell, all the characters are ugly as fuck
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>>747424142
So far everyone is playing it pretty straight. Some characters are in a malaise, some are cultists,.some are actual skeletons.
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let's be honest the dev is a ticking tranny bomb. no normal "man" would ever make a game like this
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>>747450672
nice try but you lose again. My supercomputer analysis results are back and they confirm: he's just grubby and grimy, but white skinned.
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>>747448691
You just earned them a sale.
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>>747450721
>t. seething brown
You're welcome for electricity
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>>747449950
She literally made golems in her workshop though. Maybe the Dev is OUR GUY
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>>747444547
Install gentoo
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>>747450856
Shut the fuck up shill I proved you're lying. There's a nigger in the game and everyone knows it now. Cats out of the bag and you can't just sweep it up by making jokes with AI
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>>747444547
Is mounting an iso really become lost knowledge?
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>>747436631
>>747436565
>>747437171
This is some funny fucking shit alright . Justin Elliot really fucked up. for those who missed it, he posted a screenshot that had his own name listed in the bookmarks. Then tried to play it off like he routinely bookmarks paedophiles.

These are the sorts of people posting "buy an ad".
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>>747451561
Nah he's just dusty. I doublechecked with AI to make sure an objective eye came to the same conclusion, but if he was black I would have noticed already because I am a racist.
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>get the elder gem for Molly
>unlock the ability to upgrade and add gems to gear

This gear system actually has a lot going on
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Is this game fun? I think it was recommended on my Steam because I played Look Outside
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The music feels so out of place in this game. Trip hop is for urban environments not bumfuck farmville
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>>747443564
The news station is all locked up and there's shit tons of junk piled up in the area around it. I'm not sure if there's a way into it yet but I'm willing to bet that if there is a way in and you can meet her it's going to turn out she's some kind of abomination who's normal from the waist up but has like a mass of wires and malformed flesh for her lower body
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>>747409656
based
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>ghost and skeleton are the most normal
>normal girl is the least normal
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How would sex with Alice work? Do you just rub your cock against her coccx and sacrum until you cum all over her pelvic bones or do you glue an onahole in her pelvic region and just stick your dick in that?
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>>747455702
Outercourse or give her skin to put on
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>>747455702
you dont have a cock you're a woman
you'd probably just yank out her ribs and shove them up your pussy and ass
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>>747455850
That's gross. I'm not into guro.
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>>747456142
>using a bone as a dildo
>guro
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>>747455850
You don't have to play a woman
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>>747411770
Lmao. It was about time someone turned this archetype into a basedjak.
Literally every time I try to talk about a game that isn't mainstream here, they accuse me of being a dev. I asked about which games had the best destruction physics engines, and they accused me of shilling for "Teardown"
Gotta deduct points for the "alt account" thing, though. Rest of it is fine.
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You wouldn't fuck a ghost right?
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>>747458034
finna dive into that ectoplussy
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>>747409656
Fucking bbbbbbased
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>>747437297
Because /v/ is literally filled with retards or children.
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It feels weird to have a farmsim without stamina or a forced sleep cycle. You really stretch every single day out to the fullest.
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>>747409310
Where is the second story boss at? I beat the hall monitor dude quite a while ago now, kinda lost.
Is upgrading the Malls difficulty level worth the improved loot pool? I haven't done some of the side areas, mainly the cultist doors.
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>>747409656
I was on the fence but you sold me OP. I enjoyed Stardew so it’ll be a fun one for me. So sick of niggers infesting my games
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>>747409656
trying too hard, this is just another domina meltdown in the making
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>>747458561
Adrian above your house will give you a quest to clear tentacles. Then you talk to the guy past the hall monitor and he will give you a quest to get a fish from the pond in the hall. Once you do that he will spawn the big boss of the mall and killing it clears the tentacles. Then you go back to Adrian and he will give you the basic axe so you can upgrade your axe to the third tier and cut down the big tree in the old forest.

Dont upgrade the mall until you have beat the boss because it scales up but doesn't change his rewards only normal enemies give better rewards.

Dont forget to talk to Molly and get her quest to get the elder gem which opens up another section of mine and you need all the ore you can get so you should constantly be clearing it out each week. I couldn't beat the mall boss until I had opened the door at the bottom of the mine which gives you access to void ore to make the void sword.
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I've been playing the patreon builds from before release and have gotten stuck at the Woods boss. I'm too weak to fuck up more than a handful of the woods normal monsters as well
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>>747459092
Are you making sure to stack the God totem's blessings+ other blessings before attempting harder content?
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>>747459661
I avoid most of the shrines because I usually have shitty luck and get fucked. Will try more
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I wish you could give characters more than 2 gifts per week or getting friendship from talking to them happened more often.
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>>747450856
Even your perfect, never wrong, Ai answer admits "or severe exhaustion". Professor Dayton works in a library and has white hair. I think it is safe to assume the "or severe exhaustion" is the reason and it is because he is old.
Just my guess. I guess you have to refund the game now or throw a hissy fit because the game is now terrible.
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>bro the dev is so anti-woke
>literal A/B body shit
well done, got baited, uninstalled
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>>747450856
Correction he also doesn't have "red eyes" he has one red eye.
Correction he also does not have "pale skin".
Just maybe either don't go to ai for all your answers or up your reading comprehension.
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>>747458034
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>>747455742
>give her skin to put on
God damn that could have made a good romance task
>Before you can properly romance Alice you've got to collect human flesh and make her a skin suit
>Before you can get her pregnant and have kids you've got to raid the catacombs and find a fairly fresh female cadaver, extract its ovaries and uterus, and use dark magic to put them in Alice so she can get pregnant
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>>747461952
>Before you can properly romance Alice you've got to collect human flesh and make her a skin suit

You dont even need to do that. Skeletons reskinning themselves is a thing. Edwin is a former skeleton.
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>>747461327
nah ai said it was cool.
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finally found the elder gem thank fuck it took forever
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shitty disingenous thread. Dev should've just let the thread ride. The samefagging is obvious and no one will buy your bags because of it.
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>>747462547
I ended up going the correct path first and then had to walk all the way back to find the dude. At least there was a ton of ore in that area which I desperately needed.
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The inventory limit in this game is really obnoxious. I know I should just leave my farming tools in storage until I need to actually farm, especially since the general storage box is RIGHT THERE, but for some reason I never fucking remember to do so. Really wish the tools had their own dedicated slots...
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>>747456679
It's amazing to me how they see the Wojack and still say their scripted lines anyway. This guy literally just went with the "inorganic discussion" line.

>>747463085
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oh shit it's the bathtub that heals you not the bed. okay.
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>>747456679
I'm very prolific myself. I've developed every hit indie game that was released this year, apparently.
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>>747411770
>ai generating sentences and gluing them together
New heights of mental retardation discovered
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>need to reach the third floor of the mine so I can craft preserving barrels
>forgot what the god door was so I have to spend 10 minutes running through the giant worm tunnel again before sunday and then do it again after changing gods

fuck
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Any baddies I can romance in this game?
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>>747464150
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>>747463970
You actually think I would waste my time making garbage MS paint drawings like that? Asked AI to make one for me, it took two seconds.
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>>747444547
>*combine death sound*
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>>747444547
that's cute, lil pup
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>>747409310
makes me think of "a color out of space".
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>>747464226
Say no more.
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>>747464427
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>>747409310
>2D with DoF
disgusting
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yeah I tested it, you pay the police fee every time so don't switch it unless you are sure.
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>>747409656
I will now buy your game
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you can get trees at the pet store place that's what goes in the weird square plots
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>>747463085
Yeah, I was considering buying it but now I will pirate it and might buy it once is 70%+ off. Like, if you are going to shill your game with your discord, then at least don't make it obvious, who the fuck unironically responds to the "buy an ad" or similar anons seriously? There are always gonna be someone saying that even in games like League of Legends.

Even if the dev changes his shilling M.O. now, he still sharted his pants cosmically and showed how inorganic his game's threads are.
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>>747465701
>i'm not the buy an ad poster but seriously guys we can't let people get away with talking back to the buy an ad posters and anyway I'm not buying this game because they didn't buy an ad
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>>747410282
>>747411485
>>747411623
>exact same sentiment dressed in different words
>some weird mental gymnastics why actually you'd own the corpos if you bought the game
fuck off dev
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>>747465783
kek
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>>747465793
Submit an application.
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>>747465793
>buy an ad guy is still seething about the first comment in the thread

lmao. I've been playing Welcome to Elderfield for hours. You still stuck on the first post huh?
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>>747465842
>>747465964
>one after another
an ad
buy it
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>>747465986
no
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niggas be like
>yo check out indie games they are fire!
meanwhile indie games
>stardew valley ripoffs
>pixelated platformers about depression
>dude remember Quake? We made a worse one! :D
I kneel
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I downloaded the game, maybe I'll start it tomorrow and if it doesn't stick, then I'll play Doloc Town.

Going off topic, did anyone here tried Besmirch? Is a farming simulator that looks like Faith, I liked the demo but this game is in early access, fuck EA.

Also, I'm sure the local schizo is a failed dev drowning in envy. Bucket crab mentality is harmful.
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played the demo yesterday then caved in and bought the game today
it's perfect for the spooky season
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the dev supports BLM so he xer won't get my money, sorry
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>>747466105
Besmirch is just too much, I have too many farming simulators. Welcome to Elderfield and Cornucopia and Fields of Mistra(though I pirated that one) and roots of pacha and stardew valley and that other one and Gleaner Heights and Kitaria Fables and whatever else I'm forgetting. I can't get every single Farming Sim. (I save that for Survival Horror games, which I can, in fact, get every single one)
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didn't this guy say he supports trans rights before?
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Can you FAGS post some actual screenshots so I know what the game actually looks like when you play it? Post your farm or something. I'm not into horrorslop at all, but lovecraft is pretty much the only exception to that
What's the gameplay like?
How in depth are the farming mechanics?
What other aspects of the game are there?
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>>747466280
k if you want. no homo though
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>>747466280
try the demo
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>>747466280
>but lovecraft is pretty much the only exception to that
oh my nihilism is that a tentacle? Undescribable horror breaks my mind, crawling in my skin! These wounds, they will not heal!
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>>747466354
lel
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>>747414063
I'm very late.
Meaning? HEARTBEAT devs made fun of mentally ill, everyone should own it.
And it's just a neat game in general.
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>>747465986
An application
Submit it
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>>747451630
You're fucking retarded, why would I give you direct links to something I would try to hide? You're literally just making bullshit up because you know I'm fearless autistic weaponized truth teller and you can't handle that fact so you're trying to abuse it to get me to reply and it worked. Kill yourself. I literally got OUT of bed, just to make this post. Stop making up bullshit, go kill justin or whatever you stupid freak I literally do not care what you do with that information and it does not affect me. What does affect me however is you telling flat out false information when I've directly serviced the truth in favor of some retarded schizo headcanon. Like who the FUCK puts their own dox and hands LINKS to it to their own information to play it off? That's not a genius move at all, and I'm LITERALLY a genius.
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>>747466354
Fair, but my favorite works from him are the adventure stories that involve little horror elements
The white ship
The music of erich zahn
Etc
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>>747466534
Oh shit, Justin Elliott's back! So much for being done with this thread!
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>>747466280
it's weird so many people want to be told what to think instead of just trying it out themselves.
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>>747466280
how about you try the game yourself then tell us what you think of it
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>>747466280
It's like stardew valley but if interesting stuff actually happened
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>>747466649
>doubles down even when proven wrong because he knows I can't stand when people try to argue with facts
Whatever, I've told you off enough times now. I won by telling the facts and pointing out that you're denying them. I literally gave you links, told you to go ham and you still somehow think I'm trying to defend myself somehow You're so fucking stupid I'm replying out of sheer cringe at this point. Your sheer stupidity gives me the ick and I have to point it out just one more time because it booty bothers the shit out of me. There is ZERO way you're being serious right now, That's how obvious you are as a troll and I've called you out. You lost and got raped.
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>justin and his ham are back
it's difficult to believe this is an actual person
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>>747409310
no people of color you say?
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>>747466797
Okay but my name still has nothing to do with Justin or Eric and I only call myself eric because someone else gave me the nickname "genius Eric" I have no idea who Eric actually is and I'm such a huge genius that even my name is a genius name. Cope and seethe over those facts. You can dox Justin all you want, I literally handed you links. I regularly dox for fun. and Believe me I'd be doxxing you too just for being annoying. I am by the way intentionally calling myself a genius as part of my genius bait because I know it upsets you. I in no actual way believe my genius self to be a genius, that's how genius I am.
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what a shitass end to a mostly shit thread about a good game
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>>747467058
buy an ad next time instead of pulling a peepeepoopooman and acting like some local schizo was the man behind the curtain every single time. Your own retardation to engage in that behavior is exactly why I, the local schizo out of my way to do this shit. You straight up behave like apes that can't handle facts, make up bullshit when people refute them with direct evidence and then get mad when I give into the bait. When I continue to tell you in every single thread you challenge me in that I came here first and will always support oldfag board culture. Eat shit faggot.
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>>747466654
I'm not asking to be told what to think, I'm asking for opinions and to see the game
I immediately dont like the art here >>747466325
I just don't think it looks good at all
Also after seeing other pics in the thread, like of the romance options, I can say it's not for me. I unironically find the monsters too unsettling and wouldn't be comfortable playing it long-term.
>inb4 pussy
Yes. I hate horror and this looks like it leans alot into the horror aspect of lovecraft, which I don't care for
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I'm more autistic and insane than you by the way and we will do this again tomorrow for another game. You can leave my website or cope, your choice.
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>>747467239
shut the fuck up Justin Elliot
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>>747467284
Name is not Justin, faggot. Please do dox Justin however.
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>>747466797
it must be a janny or his friend, some of these chronic repeating shitposters are given free reign while others aren't.
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>>747467332
Have you considered buying an ad, going back, doing a flip, walking the dog, or dilating? Notice how we could have discussed the game the entire time but this is what you wanted to give your post attention towards. By all means I will continue to shove your own hypocrisy in your face.
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it's not real person
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I just KNOW you're so retarded you probably even think I'm fibby fibby and that Justin/Eric was the primary antagonist the entire time too, you little fucking retarded freak. I hope I live rent free in your head forever, little fuckboy schizo who can't stop making up wars in their head to fight so my austistic ass focused on fighting off your retarded accusations the moment I dare enter a thread to respond. You're a fucking dumbass and I hate you and I will not think about you at all when I go to bed very shortly.
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Now that the thread is over, now answer me, why can't we talk about this game?
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>>747467808
We could've but there were a few people who couldn't handle the game being pirated and wasted the entire thread trying to chase a boogeyman. I wish the time progression in game only moved forward during actions and not from traversal by the way.
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I'm trans and I love Stardew Valley and Lovecraft
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>>747467874
>trying this aggressively to push the idea anyone gave a fuck about video game piracy
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>>747467808
You can. You just have to deal with the handful of third worlders that get paid in gift cards to make as many low quality posts as they can.
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>>747467239
>my website
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>>747467808
The dev probably pissed off some loonie bin tranny, and now his sole mission is to shit up threads related to this game forevermore.
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>>747467874
glad you finally figured out what to do with an iso
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>>747467532
Have you considered filling out an application?
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my theory is that he's another indie dev but can't produce anything of value
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>>747468024
Then why the fuck did I spend the entire thread with some shit flinger mad that I didn't buy his game? Being told to buy an ad to a /agdg/ game is standard policy. It's like getting mad the sun came up. Of course I'm going to defend myself, the fuck is wrong with you?
>>747468063
Yes, this is my website. It has always Belong to Anonymous, we do not forgive and we do not forget. You must have been there forming that windmill in habbo hotel for me to consider you anything than a cancerous newfag and my eternal enemy. And I really do mean that, I mean it so harshly I formed my entire personality around that fact and my ability to say nigger. I've even changed my username to niggersomething multiple times when people challenge me for being racist.
>>747468098
Only Tenoke's version even came as an ISO, all the other versions I downloaded were just raw files.
>>747468103
Not happening, I'm gonna enforce oldfag culture instead and keep rubbing it in your face. Jannies hate me by the way because I poop spam threads when I've decided I'm so mad that NOBODY is allowed to post.
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>Yes, this is my website.
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>>747468212
>it's my culture to be a corporate findom slave

k
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>>747468294
This is a consumerism board, Why yes I am going to keep playing videogames, why no I'm not going to buy any of them under any condition, Why yes I am extremely autistic and will point things out as a form of smug expression as if you were merely text on my screen and not an actual human being. Why yes, I do think I am better than you for revolving my entire personality on some dead website's subculture and lording over sharty teens who will only mock it with insincerity.
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>>747448141
>no loli
It's shit, any farm game without loli is shit
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>>747468445
why do you support the purchase of advertising so strongly when you are opposed to buying video games?
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dev is pro Israel btw
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>>747468540
Literally board culture meme retard, do you think anyone here actually supports Desuwa or are you really and truly that retarded. The first man came and gave man fire by saying "buy an ad" so we've been chanting it his holy anonymous name ever since. It's like you don't understand how lore works. This entire website was supposed to be nothing more than layered inside jokes for anime lovers. Somewhere along the way, rage culture took off, but /v/ has always ALWAYS been vidya flavored /b/. Like water being wet, and fire being hot. If there's a /agdg/ game on this board, they must first and foremost, buy an ad for the memes to demonstrate they are truly /ourguy/ as rite of passage, and then they must ensure their game isn't in early access. If you fail to meet the former you will be told "buy an ad" if you fail to meet the latter you will be told "finish your game"
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i swear this faggot is just a bot that was 'educated' on the ways of /v/
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>>747468786
he gets too personally assmad for that to be true; it's just a retarded clown
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>>747468821
Honk Honk
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>>747468740
welcome to elderfield wasn't an agdg game
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>>747468876
It was, I promise it was. I even gave him the usual good luck on your game anon steam forum post like I always do to agdg game devs. He understood that reference.



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