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Rank the Year 1 free characters

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Woke up right on time. Lobby 49471811

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>>747411184
Time to have no fun today too.

always with the tornados right at the end. every time. dodge the silver's one, get hit by the egg pawn's one. totally fair.

>>747411141
Arle > Nights > Miku > Joker > the human fuckers > Aiai > Classic Sonic > should've been but BD Joe but fine > haven't touched Yakuza but the music you came with is easily the best lap 3 music in the game so you get a free pass > Red

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Vertical Crossworlds doesn't exist, it can't hurt you

Vertical Crossworlds:
https://files.catbox.moe/eqppzu.mp4

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>finally a thread
Logged in a couple of minutes ago but there was only Protobro playing and I didn't want to invite out of nowhere.
>>747411184
>lobby full
I shouldn't have logged out...

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>got to crush a Shitver before crossing the finish line

Missed the first day with you guys but farmed a bit with randoms.

>Get hit by KBB as I go into the shortcut
>Get crushed by a truck and fall into the void as i leave the shortcut
I love Northstar Islands.

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>heh we got that easy
>fucker on the opposite team with 1000 rings

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>KBB cockblocked us from the northstar islands final lap shortcut

I must admit that was a great KBB placement

>>747412560
I rushed to get a plate made because I didn't think to prepare them this time sorry...

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>>747412568
Us?
>mfw I still went for it and got an omochao right as the boost ran out

REDEEMED

>trying to front run
>gloved
>try again
>gloved
>same Amigo on red team
Unfunny fuck.

>Amigo tries to hit me right at the last fucking frame of the race as my team boost ends
>Just barely edge out 1st anyway
I'm annoyed at how bullshit these fucking stupid ass items are, but I can't complain that I won.

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Nice Pac-CHAD carry

What's the point of 3 slot gadgets that are just 1 2 slot gadget and 1 1 slot gadget

the fuck was that barrage of items at the end

what the hell happened to wavebro? you were right next to me on the finish line?

>please not mall
>picks mall
Fuck you

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>>747411184
>Randomly disconnect from lobby
>Lobby full even tho there's only 3 players

>>747413584
I didn't want to race Metal Harbor twice in a row and Wily Castle is utter dogshit. Mall was the best pick.
Also fuck these fucking gloves at the end. I'm so tired of the items. How has it been a year and all we've gotten is the Drill nerfed to uselessness?

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>>747413584
>lose because we're down a player
I HATE THIS FUCKING TRACK

>red glove alert
>drop magnet
>continue driving straight
>glove still hits me
fucking magnets

>player missing
>go to rejoin lobby
>lobby full
fug

>game takes me to an endless black screen after every race instead of returning to the lobby
Wow cool

TaporDie enable friend request so I can send you an invite easier when the lobby goes to shit like that. New code 99178932

playing werehog to piss off people who can't get him

nice sweep

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GET SLICED

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>trucked RIGHT when team boost activates
>"FUC-"
>we still get top 4
Oh.

ah yes, the free thinking miku squad.

>>747414096
>Full
I got too late, sorry

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>>747414602
>maybe its just some random spics
>check their names
>nope, its /them/

>>747411141
>Yakuza is cool but shouldn't have 2 reps
>Angry Birds is a garbage pick
>everyone else is fine, except no voices
7/10

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>>747414683
>Get ghosted going out of the last flying section
>Just set my controller down and give up
Sorry lads, it was over before it even began. There's no hope when racing these no-lifes.

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>they get to hold the KBB uncontested all match
>no slimes
>no dark chao
>nothing

>can't catch up to them
>9th
>bomb and glove from capsule
Thanks you fucking piece of shit game. Also reporting those fuckers. Fuck them and their abnormal speed even if they're just sweating their asses.

>>747414072
>win
>game crashes
LOL

lol why so many upset chuds?
(I was on the loser team btw)

>>747415040
hey if you enjoy getting fucked up the ass by people who play a kids kart racing game 24/7/365, that's your deal. some of us don't enjoy that.

>>747415040
You sure were, Exponso.

>>747415040
Because SEGA refuses to properly balance their game.

>>747415113
i was megaman

>>747413862
>How has it been a year and all we've gotten is the Drill nerfed to uselessness?
Retard devs. Bring back the old drill dammit

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>Apotos
>host communication error

>>747415040
Usual venting. No one likes going up against tryhards in any game.

New 60076712

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>"why is rougebro frontrunning with me?"
>invite midrace
>notice the icon
>lose because of the bot getting 12th at the end after frontrunning all race

>>747415307
>No one likes going up against tryhards
This. They're exhausting to play against. They just run whatever the strongest shit is and abuse broken bullshit and overpowered strategies to win nonstop because they treat video games like their lives are on the line. It's pathetic.

>>747410729
I can play for a bit, at least until the Crazy Taxi Network Test goes up. 92176673
>>747411141
>Arle
>Axel
>Miku
>Aiai
>Classic Sonic
>NiGHTS
>Amigo
>Joker
>Majima
>Ichiban
(power gap)
>Red
>IDW sloppa

Nothing makes my blood boil more than seeing
>Number 1 Lead Keeper
while getting nearly dead last.

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>Blaze on the opposite team frontrunning all match
>suddenly truck
Did I see that shit right?

>truck at the end
>drill pass me by and bumps me against the wall
You can't convince me they didn't fucked up something about collisions. I'm getting bumped to hell every time someone looks my way.

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>streamerfaggot crushing me into a wall at the end because he just needs his 3rd place finish
>Y-Y-YOU DON'T GET IT I NEED THAT EXTRA 5 POINTS!!!!

>>747415832
yosh

>game sends me out of track in the air in that chao park jump
>takes the whole race to recover
>slimed when i'm about to snatch 1st

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>do my duty and help Blaze
>bullshit senses start tingling
>break away and lock in against the opposite team
>pull the rug under their feet and take their 1st
The wind master does it again

i hate these people so much.

46903965
Since the game won't let me join any lobbies guess I'll just toss this one up until the game decides to smite it.

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Objective? Hello?

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>about to win
>suddenly ghost
THE WEAK FEAR THE STRONG
Also work on those taps lads especially if you can't bag.

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>This is the kind of kike we're losing to
As if I couldn't be any more demoralized.

>>747416723
Heh reminds me of when I was younger. Hopefully he grows out of it in his 30's like me.

>>747416723
I don't even understand half the words he has there. What the fuck happened to the world these past few years?

I think tap boost SUCKS.

>>747416402
comm error again

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>they try to ghost me again
>I'm too fast
KNEEL

>>747416990
I think the gist of it is that he's a faggot, which is made clear by his gameplay.

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>>747411141

>Get KBB right at the end
>Saves my race
nice.

>just barely clawed my way back into the top 3 after falling off the purple road
Fucking Kronos Island

>>747416790
He's already 28. 99% sure he's too far gone.
>>747416990
Blame the great Tumblr migration of 2018. The world was already going to shit by then, but I believe that accelerated everything to where we are now, where people are collecting mental illnesses like they're Pokemon, and making fun of people dying.

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>about to win
>hear kbb alert
>shit bricks
>notice it's from my team

>the mikufag squad is back
I'm not even gonna bother trying.

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>have a fun race
>"Alright sweetie, time for your mandated sweaty race"

Sorry Sand Road my beloved, but against sweats I ain't choo-
>they choose it
Well fuck.

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Nice sage carry

>head to head most race
>steal their 1st at the end
>trucked 2 times at the last curve and before reaching finish line
Yeah whole race meant nothing.

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>Tornado the sweats twice
>They just instantly recover and win anyway
You cannot ever convince me these people aren't cheating. It's so fucking obvious, they don't even hide it.

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FUCK

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>trucked during the final stretch on my favorite track right
Glad Jokerbro and Creambro wasn't in this lobby to see that...

>>747411141
Red would've been better if they used the OG/Toons design.
Not to mention what a missed opportunity for a Crossworld, since AB Go! was all about downill racing from point A to point B, but the lack of a Crossworld goes for all the free characters, to be desu.

>>747417787
>team positions instead of map
You really need to change asap.

>>747417783
We were eating good until that fucking truck came along. I was feeling my adrenaline rise and everything only for it to instantly flatline.

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>host error for ring farming on the best track to ring farm
This fucking game.

I'm done for now guys. GGs.

>>747418104
New 68727055

>>747418104
Invite me again please. Deleted by mistake...

>>747418176
> >>747418178

>>747418152
GGs

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>>747418176
>>747418178
Oh wait, forget it. Got in with the code.

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I see why people use runoff bounty now

>tornado speeds pass me like a bullet even though I'm the one using a boost
Sometimes I just don't get this game and it makes me want to cry. My cope is at least I collected the most rings.

Wily Castle fucking sucks

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My greed sickens me.
>>747417909
I should, but eh.

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Sage you mind leaving and rejoining? You're invisible for me.

>>747418645
This jank ass game

>>747418482
How do you use it? Do you just drive off course and get rings? Do you have to be boosting? I've never tried it because the meta has such a choke hold on the game that I'm not used to experimenting.

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>>747418750
Being on boost state or using speed items on off-road sections gives you 5 rings each 0.24 seconds, i usually slow down in those sections to gain more rings by staying there

>shitver
>worst performing
>lowest rings collected

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>>747411141
NiGHTS my beloved.
Miku.
Tangle/Whisper.
Amigo.
Arle.
Axel.
AiAi.
Classic Sonic.
Joker.
The Yakuza characters.
Red last.

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>like 6 players at the same time at finish line
That was literally a photo finish holy shit.
>I win

>final stretch
>entire lobby trying to fit on my screen
BACK OFF YOU SAVAGES

>>747418176
3/4

>>747418957
Huh, maybe I'll experiment with it next time I mindlessly grinding single player.

>>747419090
>>747419120
fucking bumper cars robbed me of top 3

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jannies are fags, as per usu

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>>747419230

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>i use slime at the finish line
>hits everyone but does fucking shit
>they use slime
>we get slowed down to a fucking crawl and lose tons of positions
Yeah, this game is fucking shit.

>fag slimes me
>decide to take the hit but use my slime in return
>get rewarded with triple boost + truck from the item box
Thanks.
>slimed again during the final stretch
Bitch.

>>747419481
please don't post this image ever again

>truck behind me before last curve
>use laser to dodge
>laser drops me right before finish line
>truck still behind me pass me by along with like 3 other fuckers
Man, what the fuck with this game.

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>3rd
>against the fucking team with a bot
Dawg.

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WHY

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>>747419839
First race of the festival, doesn't count.

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>new hack unlocked
>like shadowbro to make him drop out and fuck the rest of that team

>>747419914
>THE ROGUES ARE BETTER THAN THIS!

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Kino.

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>final lap
>12th
>alright, time to quit being retarded
>push to 3rd

dude these items keep fucking me hard

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>holding on to my slime
>wait for your moment
>wait for your moment
>wait for your moment
>see someone with a truck
>there it is
Like hell I was gonna get bagged by that shit.

>>747420565
Same, that last race was brutal.

>>747420565
You should try dodging them. Easy.

Time for your mandated Miku rape race.

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>>747420565
>The same playet keep hitting me twice and went to bottom

Same

>>747419914
>That skin
deserved

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>>747416402
2/4

well that's 1k for me, thanks gamers sorry for jobbing so much

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Alone on a Friday night? God you're pathetic.

>>747419982
Still confused on why he's still fine with me, out of everyone else. Saw him in a lobby last night, gave him a like and I got one back.

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>disrupting the fuckers in top
>trucked in the air by an unending truck behind me
>it ends the moment it crushes me
>can't reach them anymore
Fuck these fucking sweats, you're not ruining one of my favorite characters.

Reposting slop? God you're pathetic. [-]

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>taps
Time to switch to the power car.

>>747418176
3/4 GGs Wave

>>747420963
I've played with him before, even in the same team. But he does usually dc when he sees one of us in the lobby.
Guess we insulted him or something somehow.

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>coming up to the finish line
>suddenly weights
GET RAPED YOU TEAM OF CHIMPS

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>weighted at finish line
>amigo fucker trying to steal my 1st
Not this time.

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Can anyone hemp me with the new gadget?
Is [lvl 4 kit + quick lvl 2 + technical drift] basically the same as [ultimate charge + quick lvl 3 + quick lvl 2 +technical drift]? Or maybe [lvl 4 kit + quick lvl 2 + quick lvl 3 + 20 boost stats is better]? I don't know how much 20 boost stats compensates

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>That's how a pro does it
What did Rouge mean by that

>lobby dies
Guess I'm restarting.

Lobby explode?

>>747421865
>>747421892
Ya 45477740

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>TTVfag status: Losted!

Would've seethe if it chose Coral Town.

>Playing solo
>Listening to Through the Fire and Flames
>Entering lap 2 Dragon Road at 4:56 in the song
Ethereal feeling.

>>747411141
>guaranteed and happy they're here
AiAi, Amigo, NiGHTS, Classic Sonic, Axel (even if I wish it was BD Joe)
>pleasant surprise for new IP to the All Stars Racing series
Miku, Arle, Joker
>good pick
Tangle and Whisper, one (1) of the Yakuza chars
>would swap
The other Yakuza character (probably Ichiban since Majima came with a pirate ship), Red
I think Ichiban is the worst pick if only because we really got 2 Yakuza characters in year 1, if they had one per year I wouldn't be as fixated on it

>tornado out of nowhere
I swear to god he didn't had it in his hand or I wouldn't have been so close to him when using that slicer.

>see some fag with a tornado active in 1st
>pull off the gas and take 2nd
Ain't touching me with that shit.

Best mod for Amigo?

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>>747420963
Last night's the first time I've seen him d/c, but I didn't recognize anyone he was teamed with so I assumed he was just solo queued and either didn't want to play against a full premade, or maybe got a lobby invite and dipped to accept it.

Iunno though I've been gone for a couple months, maybe I missed something

>>747411141
>Miku
>Joker
>Arle
>Ichiban
>Majima (if only because Receive You The Hyperactive is my favorite Yakuza song)
>Whisper
>NiGHTS
>Amigo
>Classic Sonic
>Tangle
>Red
>Axel
>Aiai

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>>747411641
Red was vindicated

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Our win streak is like a shiny chain in Pokemon. The more we win, the higher our chances of SEGA putting us in a full sweats lobby. Funny if you think about it no it really isn't.

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I'm very bad so sorry if we lose in advance

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I still really want to see Neco-Arc get added for Year 2, with skins of the other notable Necos like Chaos, Destiny, Bubbles, and mayyyyyyyybe Evolution if we're being really generous. Would be such a kino DLC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcpQ3aarHRU

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>successfully take the cut
>on the Werehogs ass for the rest of the race
>his buddy trying to drag me down
>we still come out on top
Suck an egg

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THEY WANTED ME RAPED AND MURDERED THAT MATCH GIVE ME A BREAK

I bumped into Miku once

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>get hit on the big ramp jump
>stunlocked the whole trip to the moon
>no tricks allowed
One year of playing this shit. A LOT. And I still don't understand why it does that sometimes, and some others you can trick after the damage no problem.

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>oot holo cover preordered
>kirby dragoon amiibo preordered
>shekle slavery is done for the day
time to grind that 1k points, who needs a sagebro in they lobby?

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>>747423373
People usually have to pay for that chance. Consider yourself lucky.