This rock eating fucking bitch I want a divorce
>marrying the tumblrina goblin who is the child of an affair
>>747436306purple is not her real hair color
>>747436079Is she the biggest noob trap in gaming history?
>>747436079she fucks Sebastian by the 11TH DAY of the gameyou can't get to 6 hearts by then
Rasmodia > Haley = Penny > Emily > Maru > Caroline = Jodi > Leah > Abigail
>>747436079That's what you get for not marrying Emily! She has magic rocks, and she doesn't eat them!
best thing to do in the game is to mod in the ability to steal Marnie from Lewis
>>747436762This but Caroline from Pierre
I played this game for the first time with the degenerate art mod that also turns all the romanceable male characters into slutty anime girls and I ended up marrying Sebastian before realizing it was one of the genderswap characters
>>747436690Haley is the only vanilla one with an actual character arc, there really is no other choice. Converting a city slicker to the countryside feels great too.
>>747436079She only says this if you never talk to her and basically just forget about her for months at a time.Say you’re in her position: you’re friends with this cool and cute goth girl for most of your life, and there’s some tension that could possibly turn to romance, but then this cute farmer girl comes and comepletely sweeps you off your feet and things are great for a little while but then she basically checks out of the marriage and ignores you (probably cheating on you)You would wish you had gotten with that old friend too
>>747436751ruined
>>747436751>>747437105Bimbo Emily > BaoZhao Emily >>>>>>>>>>>> vanilla Emily
>>747437105everyone got ruined after the tumblrfication
>>747436927bro it doesn't change the dialogueyou're fucking GAY lmaoooo
>>7474365315 HOURS OF NONSTOP SEX GODDAMN HOW STRETCHED IS SHE
>>747437025This desu desu. I love my rock munching wife
>>747437192>not wanting a degenerate goth NEET shut-in wifeMaybe YOU'RE gay, buddy
>>747437025>She only says this if you never talk to her and basically just forget about her for months at a time.LMAO IT'S REAL!?
>>747437105holy shit the last one is the worstdidn't knew Emily looked cute at various points
>>747436751Also it is heavily implied you fuck her in the tent. Bear is a Wingman for sure.
>>747436343that even worse, anon...
>hates alcohol>loves kidsPenny is the worst choice.>loves alcohol>is an artfag so she loves analLeah is the best choice.
>>747437357how so
>>747437303Ya, but every marriage candidate has dialogue of that nature when you basically fuck off from interacting with them. I don’t know why /v/ seethes about this case specifically
>>747437386you brown
>>747437378>>hates alcohol>>loves kids>Penny is wife materialFTFYLeah is a ran through whore. Vanilla Stardew only possible wife choices are Haley and Penny
>>747436306>he thinks the wizard is Abigail's father>not realizing he's actually Caroline's father
>>747437467Penny is a 2-dimensional caricature designed to make you feel bad for her, and you fell for it.
>>747437559>and you fell for it.Hook line and fucking sinker WE ARE MARRYING AND GIVING THE POOR GIRL A BETTER LIFE IN THIS BITCH
>>747437467Haley is a rich blonde from the city, she has the highest body count in the game by far
>>747437692Stacies are less likely to be ran through than non-stacies because they don't seek cheap validation through sex
>>747436306>marrying anyone instead of just being an incel that spends all his time in the mines
>>747437427The wiki at least only has that flavour of dialogue for her.
>>747437735haha good one, you've clearly never met one
>>747437150True.
Emily looks incredibly hot in this portrait mod
>>747437852>gookslopifiedthese look like SHIT
>>747437852link to mod?
>marrying anyone when this is one of the few life sim games that let you have a haremshiggy diggy
>>747437998nta but what>>747438016https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/20236https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/30139
>>747437286gwo it still uses male pronouns and shit and refers to him as "him" or "his"
>>747436306FPBP>>747436751based
>>747438024>not using the harem mod that lets you marry as many girls as you want and even increases the size of your bed and house to accommodateI'm afraid I've outshiggy'd your diggy
>>747438216if you mod then every game is a harem game, it isn't fair
>>747438193?? Idk I installed a few other mods, it wasn't like that for me. It even said "girlfriend" and "wife" in my menu so it's not like that for me. I still found it funny.
>>747437386girl with fucked up hair are always fucked up
>>747438216harem valley?
>>747438216I have this with the loli modssome have custom interactions together (like a double naizuri)
>>747437753Back in my day they punished people for playing like this
is there a marnie focus mod?
>>747437018Best girl by a mile
We are all here >>747409310 now. This game is WAY better than startroon
>>747437692She's canon virgin though, sucks to be you.
>>747437692>Haley is a rich blonde from the cityNo? the lore of the game states very clearly she grew up in the town with her sister. >she has the highest body count in the game by farnothing whatsoever in the game backs up what you are saying. Did you even play the game?Fact is that haley is by far the best girl in the game.
>cunt bitch blond ends up being the most loving and faithful of all the women you can pick
>>747437150Was she made after Merula?
>>747439473>I have this with the loli modsi tried looking on basedmods but i couldn't find anything>>747440454>startroon>while linking a game where characters can't even call you a male
>>747436751Emily casually eats Magic Mushrooms from the Forest.
Steal Marnie from Lewis,Steal Robin from Demetrius,Or steal Caroline from Pierre while also banging Abigail?I won't steal Jodi from Kent, he sends me Bombs in the mail and I appreciate that.
>>747438304>, it wasn't like that for me.>it's not like that for me.now, why did you feel the need to say this twice in one post? I think you're doth protests too much, (You) are ghey
>>747440000lel, Is this unironically real?
>>747440000>if you aren't enslaving yourself to a foid and making more debt slaves, you aren't welcome here, goy.
>>747436079why is everyone so ugly in this game
>>747442709Steal Caroline, bang Abigail, buy a Joja membership
>>747436751she stores them in her pussy, and in her asshole
>>747443000If you live in town and utilize the town's facilities, the town expects you to contribute to society.
>>747442735no u
>>747440000Quads of incel BTFOing
>>747442709Caroline is too good for Pierre + oyakodonMarine is uglyRobin is a mudsharkKent doesn't deserve to be cucked>>747443095That's why you download portrait mods
>>747440000What game is this
>>747437338you know that motherfucker's got your back
>>747443328Harvest Moon 64 I believe.
>>747436751>and she doesn't eat them!Maybe she should have, ha ha.
>>747442709>steal Caroline from PierreYes.
>>747437105people who think the earlier ones are better have SHIT TASTE and will never understand the crazy red eyes and sex hair appeal
>>747437502Caroline literally tells you she would take trips to the wizards tower and not to mention it to Pierre because he gets jealous. In another dialog with Pierre he states that he’s not sure Abigail is his.
>>747437378>hates breakfast foodLeah will be turned away at the pearly gates and be sent to Hell where she belongs.
To think i would see the day that the jas poster throws in the towel.
>>747443481>my pussy btwOk what Caroline mod are you guys using
>>747443753None you will find on nexus.
>>747443817where then
modhaven?
>>747443151>providing food isn't considered as "contributing to society"What the fuck is this, China?
>>747445757some on mod.io, the rest on github, and be warned, a lot of these mods dont work with newer versions.
>>747443481>my pussy btwVery ESL coded image
>>747446221Have you never kissed a letter with you bottom part(s)?
>>747436079I love my obese wife Abigail
>>747446439"My pussy BTW" is such a weird signal with all sorts of strange implications, like the farmer can't tell the difference between a pussy print and a standard kiss mark, but also knows what a pussy is, but maybe not what it looks like.It reads like "Saaaar diss is my pussy you are seeing on my let-ter, okay tank you saaar"
>>747437206Lol virgin
>>747446680I think you are reading too much in to it. And pajeets are a scourge on this earth, but in this case i dont think they have part in this lewd art.
>>747446836Penny has a trench gun?
>>747436079>messages you only get when you don't treat your bitch right
>>747446836>you're reading too far into itThat's fair, but the "my pussy btw" completely deflates the image
>player helps a homeless man>homeless man violently rape them in his tent
>>747437025>you’re friends with this cool and cute goth girl for most of your life, and there’s some tension that could possibly turn to romance, but then this cute farmer girl comes and comepletely sweeps you off your feet and things are great for a little while but then she basically checks out of the marriage and ignores you
>>747447052cant rape the willing
>>747447052>its so cute when you kiss me while I sleep, I love how your mustache tickles my cheek>uhhh, that's my taintbush
>>747437025>but then this cute farmer girl comesand she notices the 5 o' clock shadow? yeah I'd think about old loves too
>>747437378Alkie detected
>>747442831Yes, but it's only after 2 years of in-game time and only if none of the women have even a small amount of relationship points with you. You actively have to try and get that ending, and even then it's kinda hard if you don't know what to expect.
>>747437378Imagine going for a girl whose name sounds like penis.
>>747447052Ape very much was aware what he was doing with those sound effects in that scene.
>>747441608>i tried looking on basedmods but i couldn't find anythinglmao it won't be there, sonnyYou know where to look. If it's still there at least.
>>747447349>concerned ape>unconcerned rape
>>747447325Penny doesn't sound like Penis......
maru = best girl
>>747443481First time I played this game I wanted to romance her immediately. I'm still angry that I have to result to mods.She must have been a babe when she was younger
>>747440663She's not even a cunt, she's just slightly rude to the player because she doesn't know him and he is basically stalking her and bothering her while she's trying to take photos of the valley. Once you start dropping daffys on her she changes her tune real quick starts talking about how she likes the smell of grass and that cows are cute
>>747443589>Pierre he states that he’s not sure Abigail is his.Man fucking deserves it.
>>747436079where's the fucking update
>>747447429Maru needed to be more ethnic
>>747447597In Linus' tent, you have to bend over to pick it up.
>>747447446For me it was Jodi, always felt like she was flirting with meher husband is a cool guy though
>>747442709Why does Pelican Town have so many couples worthy of being cucked? Not even in a fetish way - Marnie, Caroline and Robin are all with men who are genuinely awful and do not deserve to be with such wonderful wives.
>>747447647i need to pregnate somoene like this
>>747436306Nah, that would be Emilyyou know, the bitch who looks nothing like her sister and has magic visions?
>>747447843You leave my future wife out of this!
>>747447694Linus deserves sex btw
>>747447749Robin is shit, but you're right about Marnie and especially CarolineBased for not mentioning Jodi
>>747446171To get that ending, you actually can't ship crops eitherLike that one anon said, you have to go way out of your way to get that ending. Like literally never talk to anyone or sell anything kind of shit
>>747436079She has extremely dumb face. No one should marry her in the first place.
>>747447998Okay that's actually really funny.
>>747440000>sue mayor>bankrupt the townez game, is the farmer retarded?
>>747447971>Based for not mentioning JodiOf course, outside of getting bombs from him Kent is a genuinely good guy who actually cares about his wife. Only real issue is that he doesn't really know how to fit back in to the quiet life after fighting in the war, but even then he's trying his best for his family and it only really becomes a problem when something blindsides him and triggers his PTSD (like the popcorn thing). He loves Jodi, and that's more than can be said for Marnie and Caroline (and Robin, I still think Demetrius is a piece of shit).
>>747448047
>>747437018I don't think haley's events even count as character arc, now pioneer of olive town....>haley 2.0 that dreams to become actress in big town while working as waitress in her tiny hometown>whole storyline is mindbreaking her and basically making her ditches her dream for your cock
>>747448157I also think Demetrius is a piece of shit but i dislike Robin too for talking shit about my grandpa's crib
Downloaded the mod Caroline divorces Pierre and also the Bimbofication oneMy young farmer will charm this milf and bimbofy her
>>747437998>not conquering other men by fucking women they fucked with your larger dickYou literally can’t get cucked if you have a big dick.
>planning my eventual farmlife sim>one of the marryable girls is a tomboy>daughter of a fisherman, so she knows her way around a fish>her actual intrest is in trees and forestry and stuff though>at high hearts, before you ask her to marry her, she asks you to ask her father for his blessing first>player has the option to do that or tell her that she's a strong independent woman who don't need no man>if you do that, she gets mad at you and you lose hearts. She explains that it's not about her being property but about both of you having an ongoing good relationship with her family and that youre a jerk for direspecting their tradition and feelings>when you go to get her dad's blessing, he stops you in your tracks and challenges you to a duel for her hand, telling you when and where to go>you arrive at the scene on a different day. Some townsfolk are there to watch, but it's mostly the tomboy's family having a picnic>you prepare for battle>suddenly the dad pulls out a worm grunting stick and youre thrown into a minigame>pretty hard, but fair>tomboy and her mom and various other characters are cheering you on from the sidelines>if you win, you get to marry the tomboy>if you lose, you have to wait a week and challenge him again>if you lose, you get to option to recieve coaching from the tomboy and you get a bonus next attempt>going back a few steps if you for some reason are still insistent that you wont ask her dad because youre a faggot progressive, she challenges you herself to a worm grunting competition>the battle against her is actually significantly harder, bordering on impossibleWhat think of my idea for this character?
>>747449154It's cool, SDV kinda lacks tomboysCan i give a suggestion to another romanceable character?
>>747436079Concerning lack of Jas ITT
>>747448420The bimbo mod is pretty good. It needs more integration, but it's really good so far.
>>747449461>not one but two forks of her mod being developedShe's slowly gathering power.
>>747441608Go to the VG stardew threads and ask for the loli goods
>>747449370Of course!
>>747450774Consider making a christmas cake OL hag that once upon a time wanted to be a magical girl, and if you romance her you get a event where you get to do this larp with her
Is there a mod that makes the Stardew girls attractive without turning them into trashy bimbos?
>>747451143>>747438107
>>747450983I like the concept, however I'm not certain it would fit with my setting, sorry. My setting is scifi/fantasy and the humans in it aren't earth humans, but some other planet human likes. More like hylians from zelda, just to give an analogy, so magical girls wouldn't exist for them as they wouldn't have tv or anime during that era atleast. But I'll keep it in mind if I can work it in somehow by changing the words and stuff idk
>>747451295Someday you will get your wish anon!
>>747436927haha gayboy
>>747440000blackpilled again...
>>747447749I can't speak for the rest, but the original intent behind Robin and Demetrius was to allow the player to break them up and potentially date Robin instead.
>>747443753The only one that allows you to steal Caroline also involves some massive schizo writing.
>>747452151childhood friend caroline or the divorce one
Thoughts on Friends of Mineral Town?
>>747452292I wasn't aware there are two now, I was talking about the childhood friend one.
>>747452346https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/21711
>>747450035>two forksNice but why
>>747452342I thought was boring compare to stardew
>>747452342original is a classic, remake is ugly
>>747452726steam only has the remake right
>>747436079I wouldn't know, I married best girl
>>747452770Correct
This might sound gay, but the genderswapped men in Stardew valley completely blow the basegame women out of the water>Alex turns in to a sporty tomboy who wants to look good for you>Elliott turns in to a graceful, sophisticated lady>Harvey is a cute nerd>Sam is sort of like a gyaru>Sebastian is a gothy biker chick>Shane is the alcoholic hag who you can fixMeanwhile the actual bachelorettes>Abigail is a vain mad bitch who puts herself in harms way and gains weight, calls herself a gamer but literally knows one game>Emily comes off as stable, but the further your relationship progresses, the more insane she reveals herself to be, to the point of appearing like a full leftist lunatic who'd feed her children and pet cat vegen food>Haley is a bitchy stacy bimbo who can eventually be tamed to be a proper trad, but the road is rocky>Leah is an artwhore who almost certainly is used goods>Maru is a pretentious genius mutt>Penny is just boring
>>747443374>>747443328Nope. It's PlayStation 1's Harvest Moon: Back to Nature.It is viciously punishing sometimes.A player can lose their chance at a horse if the pony they are given near the start of the game isn't maxed out on affection by the first day of Winter. The ranch owner will take the pony back on account of it not loving the player enough.
>>747437150Wait is there bimboficarion mods? I've never heard of this
>>747453568https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/33419?tab=description
>>747453708Woo lordy although personally I wish some of them went way further in their tf desu judging by the portraits. Maybe I can wait for some more updates
>>747443748We have no idea what happened to him, he disappeared back when the game updated to 1.6.
Imagine.Haunted Chocolatier might have Ghost Blowjobs.
>>747443748Its funny how much better these threads are without him
Year 4 and I still haven't gotten a Horse.
>>747454678I can't wait to see the seething when adult Jas is a bachelorettefrom both sides, because "muh mod isn't canon ;_;" and "that USED to be a child you sicko!!!"
>>747454678>>747454915is that a actual stardew valley sequel?
>>747454987It's looking to be a sequelI mean, look at Kent Jr. over here
>>7474550597 minuteswonder who's the canon bachelorette
>>747436079I used Free Love and married both Abigail and Sebastian. I have sex with Sebastian only. Abigail is there for moral support.
>>747455213based fag
>>747436079How gay do you have to be to not marry Haley or Jas?Like holy shit imagine picking anyone else as your wife other than those two. Like how gay do you have to be bro? Jesus Christ.
>>747447301Weird. I unlocked it irl without even trying.
>>747455654>without even tryingHow it usually goes
Your weird game have any perfect girls like HM did?
>>747436079What are anons thughts on the nyapu portrait mods?
>>747456494Everyone looks too babyfaced, i prefer OhoDavi's or Handsome Valley
>>747443748He stopped posting like 2 years ago with 1.6.It's weird how normalfag these threads have become.
>>747454798Nah, these threads used to be productive, making mods and oc. Now it's just reddit and resetera and the kinds of boring, pointless posts you can find anywhere on the internet.
I like Claire from SDVE
>>747452413Different visions and jasanon has basically passed on the torch
>>747437338It's canon that me and Emily fucked I a tent. It came to me while I was in a medication trance.
>>747443481Everyone gets she's a milf. Even the Bimbo mod gives her a much huger ass and tits than any of the other girls. They just know.
Which farmer has more milf hunter energy
>>747456715I like Olivia and Claire but SVE is mega gay
>>747457346Kid on the right is the one that never returns home after helping the nice neighbor lady
for me? it's talkohlooeys
>>747447749Lewis wants to take things slow, Pierre is a good husband despite (rightfully) suspecting his wife is an unfaithful whore, and Demetrius is autistic.These are all cuckable offenses to you?
>>747457754>rightfully
>>747447749i wish marnie had an actual dedicated marriage mod
>>747446630>a new flabigailholy shit based. source?tfw the fat mods are dead forever
>>747457706Looks pretty good but non-pixelated portraits always look off ingame
>>747449154how big is her bush
>>747453267>appearing like a full leftist lunatic who'd feed her children and pet cat vegen foodthis is unfortunately supported by some of her dialogue, but i want to believe you could fix that by having dr harvey tell her "they need different food cut that shit out"won't solve her own disgusting braphog ways though
>>747455475haley is a shit
1.7 when?
He should have made Marnie an option fuck I wanna slam that cow so hard.
>>747436079>proposed to Abigail>realized that I made a horrible mistake>now spend my days in Ginger Island living as a womanHaven't had so much parasocial drama since my Sims family started getting into incest.
>>747457958>sourceBao_Bununy on xhitter>the fat mods are dead foreverdamn, that's a shame, I really liked some of those
>>747458905thanks chief
>>747436343she even says she doesn't remember dyeing it
>>747437105Top left is cute 2bdesu
For me its jodi, too bad the porn version of the dateable jodi mod is horribly outdated.
>>747443438Well, we know where the muffins go.
>>747461793imagine the hairy blue ring
is Fields of Mistria just the better game, or is it held back by not having 10+ years of content?
>>747446680Mind broken
>>747462058Obviously it doesn't have as much content, but the foundation is very solid, and its presentation is far superior.
On my 4th playthrough and marrying Leah is just boring.Thinking about divorcing her and going for Abigail.Penny, Haley, and Emily have their perks but I've had them already.I don't see why anyone has honestly pursued Maru.
>>747436079we should be able to rape people in stardew valley
>>747462058It's solid, but I wouldn't call it better than Stardew yet. Give it a few years or at least a couple major updates and maybe enough of a modding scene to actually get it up there, if the latter even happens that is.
>>747447429>>747462327>aromasameface
>>747462327Nigger missed a spot
>>747447483Cows are indeed cute
Why is Haley the only girl with a character arc?
>>747457754>Lewis wants to take things slow, He treats Marnie like a convenient slut and gets mad when she tells him she wants something more. He all but tells her "don't get comfortable, I'm the mayor and you're worthless compared to me".>Pierre is a good husband despite (rightfully) suspecting his wife is an unfaithful whore, Good husband, yeah. That's why he hides his stash of loli porn and pretty much ignores his family to run his store, going so far as to forget his wife's birthday just so he can squeeze a few extra dollars out of you.>and Demetrius is autisticAnd an asshole to her and her son. I understand autism makes him act weird but his brand of obnoxious smugness goes beyond autism, like indirectly calling his wife plain or taking literally every opportunity to try and prove how smart he is by interpreting things said to him like a pedantic shithead.
>>747462843Real artist, I'm afraidThey were doing it long before slop was a thinghttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2842081?q=aroma_sensei>over 9 years ago
>>747462843>>747463089I do believe early gen AI models were heavily trained on aromasensei's style, I don't have proof but neither I have doubts
>>747463706it definitely feels like it
>install genderswapped bachelors mod and unlimited wives mod>harem of leah, haley and alex (female)Ahh, perfect.
>>747462058
>>747463089>>747463706I never implied that he wasn't a real artist. He has actual skill but he's probably prompting for the sake of speed, and then touching it up later.
>>747464204she stopped ages ago, she also traced herself
>>747464204>ages agoShe stopped last year.
>>747464729meant for>>747464304
>>747464128Can you fuck the chicken?
>>747464128that Celine girl is cute at least
>>747465075The one blond girl used as the face of the game to entrap you into playing the woke slop? How surprising.
>>747440000>>747446171Don't be retarded. Thomas only kicked you out if you did absolutely no work on your farm whatsoever. Just upgrade the house or barn or whatever and ship some crops, if you'd actually been providing food they wouldn't kick your ass out.You could get away with being a lazybones if you got married, but fail to do even that and you don't deserve your grandad's property since you didn't give a shit about it for 3 whole years. Everyone forgets that harvest moon was originally about inheritance and proving yourself worthy of it instead of being a lame dating sim.
>>747447694God fuck I hate Linus after hearing his life story, he's the essence of locust generation boomer.
>>747464729that's like 50 years in internet years
>>747437735Women don't have that kind of self-confidence. Society dictates to them that they need to be externally validated. Even the gigastacies are mental wrecks
>>747438216Hah. Saved.
>>747442709>Or steal Caroline from Pierre while also banging Abigail?Since this is an obvious answer, let's ask the important question instead:Who's the wife and who's the side girl? Obviously both have moved in with you.
>>747458332t. gay
>>747440000>the foids dont like your vibe, bro. you will have to abandon your home now.this is the future they want for us
>>747446221To be fair, it's more zoomer lingo.
>>747462860Cows are cute until you see them fucking and constantly shitting and up to their knees in brown sludge that you're not sure how much is mud and how much is shit.
>>747442709Fuck Pierre, who closes a store on a wednesday?I'm taking his wife and daughter>>747465669Caroline has already experienced being a wife and mother, it's Abigail's turnCaroline can be the mistress and mother
>>747466761caroline is definitely a better housewife and cook, abigails room is a pigsty
>>747466810You don't become wife material over night, Abigail is going to grow into it
>>747462058It is... le woke
>>747456494It's good and consistent enough, but almost everyone looks like toddlers and the only way the child characters are recognizable as children is by how their portraits makie them look shorter.I suppose it's good for people who prefer some Chibi style but surely there are better portrait packs
>>747440000Nice quads. Does anyone have the edit where the MC is holding a rifle and replies to the mayor "Get the hell off my property you god damn commie."
i like haley she's the best oneso what if she's a little rude on first heartsi can't ever bring myself to get someone else, seems like a downgrade desu
For me it's furry netorare valley
>>747462058Its not a better game
>Toil the lands>Return home to Haley (skimpy mod)>Empty your balls into HaleyPeasant men, we won.
>Haley 18 matches>Abigail 17>Emily 13>Penny 9>Leah 7btfo'd of her own thread HALEY is the queeninb4 Caroline 20
>>747437670BASED
>>747436425its a casual sandbox game where theres no real fail state and nothing you do is permanent so no she isn't really a noob trap and its retarded to use that phrase here
>>747437150>bimbo EmilyDidn't know I need this
>>747440000Pretty accurate to actual small town culture.>You don't want to marry?>Damn, guess we have to kick you out for being weird.
>>747457346Right
>>747473093its funny when people think this. I have to assume their only experience with small towns is through the andy griffith show or some shit. small towns are dumps. today they probably have more unwed mothers than cities do. no one is going around enforcing cultural norms that's ridiculous
Anyone knows of a hair mod that covers both eyes like this
>>747461793>>747467958this but unironically
>>747437836It's a verifiable fact
>>747436343Her dad’s a wizard, it is.
>>747465296NOOOOOO I WANT TO INHERIT PROPERTY AND DO NOTHING WITH IT.
>>747473410This. Now it’s more like they ask you for a little fent while shuffling off towards the single dollar general in town. Cheap as fuck cost of living but you better be ready to work retail for your entire life or drive to a city for 30 minutes every day
>>747436079God I forgot how mid she looks without the anime portrait mod.
>>747443119Good, thats where I want them.
>>747469402These characters were all created by a dude seems kinda gay
>>747474963only a man knows what a man really wants
>>747474078Whole language illiteracy strikes again
>>747436690Never playing your tranny game.
>>747447108>but then this cute farmer girl comesKill yourself, troon.
>the stardew squad>custom kissing mod>haley ever after>haley's pregnancy>tractor modyep it's gaming time
>>747447429>aromasenseiguh
>>747440591moar!
>>747477524i miss her
>>747477524>samefacesensei>>747477650>her
>>747477260?
>>747477698here is your (you) you filthy animal
>>747477524>>747447429she's a female shadman basically
>>747469770Is the furry mod good? I may play this game if the anthros look cute
>>747436079>my wife has replayed this game 999 times across 10,000 hours That drunk guy is her husbando, I don't think she's ever had a save where she wasn't married to him long-term
>>747478191>his wife likes the drunk depressed neetI can see how you bagged her
>>747478242Well I know enough to know he's not a neet, just a wagie. I am a neet though.
>>747436079i still remember back when stardew valley first came out there was this videoof a guy shouting stardew valley is harvest moon for homosdidnt really make much sense since if anything, stardew valley is just a chick game for chicks that want bejewelled with dating slop
>>747479050harvest moon doesnt even have combat though
>>747436343I just started playing this, explain
>>747472945Agreed, but damn that fat poison-haired slut is certainly a virgin trap.
>>7474360791st wife and had a kidThen married Emily and had the second kidThen married Leah.Good times.
>>747436762>>747436829Why not both?
>>747437378Are zoomers seriously so fucking cucked that they think a woman liking children is gross? Holy fuck dude
>>747479391its pedo coded
>>747457605
>>747479163rune factory does
>>747479521
>>747479534Which Rune Factory is the best on Steam?
>>747447584What did Pierre do except act like an asshole sometimes?
>>747479658slightly wronging the player behind his back, also marrying a cheating whore.
>>747447429Maru shouldn't even exist, she and her parents are the one blot of dirt on an otherwise immaculate game
>>747479637i never actually played any if them lolbut people say that 5 and Guardians of Azuma suck. dialogue too stupid and gameplay too easy, they say
>>747479461I know youre being facetious, but the fact that some retards actually think like this is infuriating
>>747462058Fields of Mistria is literally a cheap woke ripoff, it has no soul or purpose other than trying to get a piece of the SDV pie while pushing wokeshit on the general populace using an anime artstyle, spiritually merchant game
>>747479974You aren't supposed to like everyone in town.Also that flintstone guy in their backyard is way worse in my opinion.
>>747480037OhI really wanted to play a 3D Stardew Valley
>>747480181I'm talking about the fact the sole IR couple in town is the one the American media industry pushes for fetishistic reasons rather than due it being common irl
>>747480181the gay neet that fancies himself an autor is way worse then the bum
>>747440000This is both the most hilarious and saddest game event I have ever seen in my life
>>747480246sucks to suck.the idea behind Rune Factory is so goddamn good. i really wish it was an actual genre instead of a failed series failed spin-off
>>747440000>Fail states are a bad thing.It's not a game if you can't lose.
>>747480841this
>>747479775Anon porn is cheating as well nobody is in the right here also Pierre tries to rip everyone off by charging retard prices he’s a dick
>>747481150his stash is not porn, its pot.
>>747479658Pierre is genuine scum. He takes what (You) produce and massively upsells to the other villagers. There's that one cutscene where he genuinely doesn't understand why charging 100x the market value didn't work, and he didn't even blink an eye when pulling that shit on his own fellow townspeople. And he somehow pretends to be some moral paragon by being to most vocal supporter of the boycotting of Joja.I love how the Community Center looks after being rebuilt, but I'm gonna be turning that shit into the warehouse on every playthrough because Pierre is a greater evil than Joja.
>>747438216So are the only options >male farmer focused porn mod thats straightAnd>nexus approved ultra gay polyamory mod that falls outside the genre of harem?And i dunno I'd still rather play rune factory.
>>747481841Are stardew players legit autistic? Hes a small town dude trying to save money that got too focused on it and is a bit absent in his family life because of it. ONE obviously humorous scene doesnt make him worse than the literal cultish megacorporation.Hes flawed, but people hyper embellish it. Same with Clint, people absolute shit on him for being an awkward faggot in a shitty situation. Meanwhole everyone sucks off Shane, who is ACTUALLY negligent and a fucking alcoholic. Its fucking ridiculous.
>>747482397i dont get why women hate Clint so much>>747482395? no
>>747482397pierre is worse then satan, he's jewish satan
>>7474796374 > 3 >> GoA >>> 5
>>747454915You don't want the loli to grow into a bachelorette just look at the pink fox slut from rune factory 5 to rune factory guardians of azuma, worst girl.
>>747482532Because being "creepy" and giving them "the ick" is worse than literal child negligence via alcoholism, because the alcoholic is attractive and trigger their need to "tame" the bad boy. Clint is passive and not that so they hate him.
>>747482532So whats the good harem mod that lets you play as the female farmer?
>>747482397Especially considering his wife is all but confirmed to have had an affair and apparently has the audacity to get mad at him if she finds his porn stash
>>747483262>yurifagEw
>>747479637Rune factory 4 is the peak of the rune factory series, but you may like 3 more because it has more bachelorettes. Guardians of Azuma kind of replaced farming with a weird village building and management simulation, but the farming mechanics still exist. And its a very jank unchibified low budget 3d action game. But its still actually pretty charming? Its a weird entry.
>>747482397>and is a bit absent in his family life because of it.A bit? The biggest compliment his own wife has about him is that he makes money. He doesn't spend time with his family during ANY holiday, he doesn't even give a shit about his wife OR daughter's birthdays. Caroline might have cheated on him, which is bad, but it is at least understandable considering what a neglectful dickhead he is. Again, the man deserves to be cucked.
>>7474796374 is the best in the series but you should start with 3 so that the QOL changes going from 4 to 3 wont be as annoying.
>>747483405There are harem games and there are yuri games, but games that are capable of being yuri harem games are rare. Thats pretty much the only reason I even look at stardew valley threads.
>>747483447i suspect he doesnt even care if she cheats on him as long as it doesnt result in a pregnancy and she provides him with warm meals and a clean house
>>747483364>apparently has the audacity to get mad at him if she finds his porn stashShe doesn't find it, the MC finds it and one of the options is to tell Pierre that his wife should probably know, which to me suggests that it's not the fact that it's porn and more that it's a particular taboo of porn that his wife might be upset or concerned with. Which begs the question of what Pierre is looking at that would deeply upset his wife.
>>747451295What is this image from anon because DAMN.
>>747436751Emily eventually cheats on you with Clint when he grows a pair and gets rich, then she steals your farm with divorce law and you have to move back to the city and its a permanent game over, stardew valley deletes itself from your library and you have to rebuy if you want to play it again
>>747477713Ignore him he's retarded
>>747437192The sam rewrite is kino and nobody will tell me otherwise
>>747483785>clint and growing a pair. its way more plausible that he will kill himself in a drunken stupor once he gets the first gray hairs and spirals into a midlife crisis.
>>747483753Yani Neko
>>747483447He is with them on multiple holidays. Not most, but you dont need to over embellish>no see its UNDERSTANDABLE that his wife CHEATED ON HIM because he isnt around as much as he could be!Nevermind that he provides for his family, or that he is still taking care of a daughter that likely isnt his despite having a hunch, which he could confirm at any time by going next door to Harvey', no see Caroline is retroactively absolved of guilt for cheating on him at onset because he is focused on his business!!!Absolute fucking woman moment. Have you even considered the possibility that he knew early on, and THATS why he is distant from his whore of a wife and the child that likely isnt his? Nope, that didnt pass through your foid brain because you were too busy cumming your brains out to "fixing" the alcoholic or the emo faggot. Shut the fuck up foid, it is never, EVER """"""""""""understandable"""""""""""""" for someone to cheat. Even assuming he was always absent, then she could have talked to him, confronted him, and even broke it off if he was stubborn. Instead she fucked a wizard and then gets pissy about the man who provides the biggest fucking house in the entire town because he might have some porn mags.
>>747483785>clint>ever being anything more than a pathetic fat loserlol
>>747484056cringe
>>747483737Thats a crazy fucking stretch. Lots of women get upset about their men looking at porn because they view it as them not being interesting to the men. Usually they also put zero effort in doing anything to fix that, usually the ones tha have "headaches" when sex comes up. There is zero indication there is som sort of hyper fetish porn, you are making this up to justify your irrational hatred
>>747483639I suspect you are a retard that knows nothing about what motivates men.
>>747483737>what Pierre is looking at that would deeply upset his wifeIt was redheads.
Fields of Mistria isn’t even that woke, sure it lets you choose pronouns at character creation but besides that I haven’t seen anything egregious and I have almost 30 hours spent playing it. It doesn’t have as much content as Stardew but its characters and art style are much better.
>>747483447>woman discovers that getting rich by being self made is, in fact, hard work, which results in the man not being around constantlyIts never enough, is it?
>>747484734>but its characters and art style are much better.just download some mods for sdv
Where is the mod that lets Shane beat the FeMC
>>747484058My friend you need to take a step back, you are getting far too emotional over this. Now, two things.First, I said "understandable", not "justifiable". They are not the same thing. Being able to recognize WHY someone does something is not the same as condoning it. Caroline should not have cheated, that is undeniable fact. But while the act is deplorable, the issues that lead to her making that awful decision are easy to recognize as failings on Pierre's part. Admitting that Pierre is a shit husband does not automatically mean absolving Caroline of all blame for the affair.Second, the argument of talking things out/confrontation goes both ways. If Pierre is distant from his wife and child because he believes they are a whore and not his blood, respectively, then he should have the wherewithal to confront them and get some proof. Like you yourself said, he could confirm at any time that Abigail isn't his by going to see Harvey, but instead of doing that or sitting his wife down to talk about it, he quietly stews over his problems and continues to act distant with his family. Just like how Caroline's affair is understandable but unjustifiable, so too is Pierre's neglect towards his family. Marriage goes both ways.
>>747484745Caroline is a fucking gold digging whore and its not surprising foids defend her, since shes everything women aspire to be
I like the theory that Caroline is the wizard's daughter rather than Abigail.Mainly because cuckposters are insufferable.
>>747484848Which ones? I’m not interested in coomer mods
>>747485027Its not "understandable". Its a two way street, stop fucking excusing it. If you are drifting, talk with your partner. If you cant get through divorce. Dont disrespect them by going to fuck someone else behind their back and then pretend everything is ok. No, I dont give a shit that you are too much of a coward to actually do the hard thing and work things out. A man being focused on his fucking job doesnt give you a pass to have your pussy reamed because youre too emotionally retarded to rhink with anything outside of your fee fees.>then he should have the wherewithal to confront them and get some proofAnd what, ruin everyone's fucking lives? They live in a small ass town. Now hes outed as getting cucked (viewed by every woman as suddenly not adequate), the woman he loved is outed as a whore (good, but would still hurt if he has/had feelings), and now Abby, who is innocent in all of this, has a broken family. It is not comparable in any way, and the fact that you are trying to pretend it is is fucking disgusting. At absolute worst, he isnt around as much because he is focused on making enough money to secure his child's future and his and his whore wife's retirement. Which by the way, describes most good men. My Dad would work late all the fucking time and not come home until 7-8PM. He would show up where he could, but not as much as he might have wanted too. That sucks, but yiu know what? He gave me and my mom shelter, food, and a good amount of luxery. We had a good life. And my Mom didnt go cheating on him over it because my mom wasnt a fucking vapid whore.Pierre is simply not a terrible person, and if you think so, you are a spoiled cunt. Full stop.
>>747477260zased...
>>747456494I love that it supports pretty much all the biggest expansion mods. On the other hand I hate the character designs. I know it's supposed to be Harvest Moon-like, but other mods look more appealing. I like the Fisharia one the most but sadly only supports the vanilla NPCs.
>>747478178I like the girls designs, halely in particular makes a cute catgirl.
>>747484058>>747486201BASED foidslayer
>>747486201Fucking king. I hate that retarded foids have convinced people that Pierre is a worthless cuck that deserves to be humiliated. He is a good man, a good provider for both his family and his community and he deserves far, FAR better than his cheating slut of a wife.
>>747484056Miyazaki was right.
>>747487438maybe he shouldn't pass off my produce as his homegrown produce and I might actually tolerate himno foid shit about it
>>747486201>>747487095>>747487438Pierre is a faggot and he deserves to be killed
>>747484056Wow he's literally me
>>747485781see >>747438107or https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/1839
>>747487649Concession accepted.
>>747485027Situation A:>Pierre knows his wife is a whore and the daughter isn't his>appears cold and distant because he simply doesn't love them, but doesn't want them to suffer either= he is a good man because he knows she can't raise the child alone due to being a bitch ass hoe, and he doesn't want the child, despite not his, to go hungry or live in on the streetsSituation B:>Pierre has no idea his wife is a whore and thinks Abigail is his daughter>He does his oldfashioned duty of providing shelter and maximizing fruits of his labor>what he doesn't show in feelings, he shows in prosperity= he is a good man because he focuses on giving his family the best he can, even if it's a bit materialistic
>>747487646Yea, thats kinda shitty. That doesnt mean hes turbo hitler and deserves to be cheated on. He has literally done nothing worse than Shane.
the Abigail being the wizard's daughter shit is the most obvious red herring anyway, both Caroline and Emily fit the bill more (especially Emily, this bitch actually has magic powers)
Caroline cheating on Pierre is non-canon.
>>747488005i prefer the theory that haley and emily are the druthers of the mermaid you see at the night market
>>747488116Why not both? Mermaids need a man too
>>747488018>heavily implied through multiple dialogues across multiple charactersGonna need to see the DNA test bud. FYI I hope youre right since cuckfags are annoying
>>747488230>impliedMeaning no actually canonical proof.
>>747487646>businessman stretches the truth turn a profit and make ends meet for his family>this means he deserves to be cucked and humiliatedYou're not fooling anyone, foid whore
>>747488383lying about the source of your product is slimy and inexcusable
>>747488380Why place 4 seperate lines of dialogue implying it? Cmon now
>>747488494None of those imply it at all actually.
>>747486201Cheating wives are hot tho. I bet pierre has a secret goon cave where he has collected all the evidence of his wifes infidelity and jerks off in there every night before bed.
>>747480801That's what happens when you allow localisers to make executive decisions like removing two loli characters from 5 and not allowing you to marry ventuswill in 4 instead of telling the gaijins to fuck off.
>>747480801>best girl in every game is non-romanceableHow did they do it?
>>747489204Allergic to hags, lolis, lolibabas, and dragons.
>>747489546Truly unforgivable.
>>747479580Dah perfect canditate for bus stop, bust stop, japan meme
>>747484745>>747485397>children don't know the difference between spending little to no time by choice and spending little to no time by necessityHe isn't some soldier constantly on the field, or a corporate goon that is always away for business. The man just chooses to put business first and everyone else far behind.
>>747488383That's the same justification as they use in-game against Joja Mart, though, and they're the "bad guys"
>>747482397>everyone sucks off Shane>shit on Clintwomen. only women do that for women reason. and no its not a womens game. fuck those tards, by the end of y2, women I know who play this, despite retarded high playtimes, had garbage farmsteads with a single coop, barn and a shitty patch of farm with garbage sprinklers. piss poor and barely upgraded tools.by that time my pro business farmstead was raking hundred thousands of coin a day fully automated minus the 1st day of season and wine/jar keg placements.
>>747489042the localizers localized the dlc dialogue too thoughif it were just a "loli bad" situation, they would've released Terry, the grown ass man's dlcand the venti thing is the director's choice, I suspecthe's doing the same fucking thing with Farnia Village
>>747449154That is actually a pretty good concept.
>>747447429I agree, but that art is fucking awful. It's like someone traced over a photo of a Russian hooker, inflated the boobs and slapped a Maru skin on top.
>>747490376Men will min/max and create a giant farming enterprise and women will play this game like it’s Sims and focus on furniture and romance.
I think Caroline is the Wizard's Daughter.I still want to steal her and Abigail from Pierre, however. Preferably right after I win the State Fair.
>>747486201hear hear
>>747485027Kill yourself>>747486201Based
>>747494215Of course you do, because youre a fucking pornbrained retard who exaggerates a single comedy scene to justify cucking a man who hasnt done anything wrong. Fifty years ago people would call you a fucking sociopath and either send you to a mental hospital or fucking prison, and in less cucked countries yiu would be fucking shot for acting the way you do.
>>747437105Which one is supposed to be the good one?
>>747452859jasposters are pedophilespedophiles deserve the ropetherefore jasposters deserve the rope
>>747490146Joja is the antagonist because the player character moved to the Valley to get away from corporatism and retVrn to the land.The difference between pierre and joja is a matter of scale and belonging.>>747497885Bottom middle face with top right hair layering.
>>747443748the threads have become betterbut I must still be vigilantand remind jasposters that they deserve death
>>747498395>>747498579Must be sad to be this powerless irl, your impotent rage for anonymous posters online.
Do you tell Pam that you bought her a house or keep it anonymous?
>>747497629Pierre took my farm products and tried to sell them as he had grown them, at a price mark-up too.
>>747499146Told her. People like having a recipient for their gratitude.
>>747499293If it was a woman doing that these threads would literally never shut up about the thieving lying bitch whore but a man did it so it's okay. Same with the cheating actually.
What if the Wizard transformed into Pierre and fucked his wife who is not actually unfaithful, but a victim of magical rape?
>>747499790yeah, Moid double standards are pathetic.
>>747499943>implying holes arent just as hypocriticalMisanthrope master race, billions must die
Everyone know Best Girl is the Fairy you get from equipping the Fairy Box. Yay, free heals!
>>747500306onahole
>>747500306multi trinket mods let you have multiple fairies. it's cute.
>>747499893Not how it happened. Caroline is just a whore.
>>747442709Wait you can steal off other guys wives? Link to mods?Might finally try out this game if so
>>747437692Haley is a wannabe Stacey who was planted in a rural town by her rich parents while they fuck off to do who knows what
>>747499293So? Its called business. He didnt hurt anyone and it obviously didnt work out for him, so the fact that you think him doing something that is at worst kind of shady is a good enough reason to fuck his wife and steal his family proves how fucking spoiled you are.
>>747498395Cope and seethe about it nigger. My shit was declared legal.
Jaz is a mid loli at best and certainly not a good Farm Loli.
>>747502138She would be better with giant tits that you could milk for profit.
>>747502138>>747502293Sorry, JAS is a mid loli at best and an even worse Farm Loli. I keep forgetting about the "s".Every Farm Loli needs big overalls and an even bigger straw hat. Thems the rules.
>>747503165And even bigger tits?
>>747497629>nothing wrongDon't lie now, child.
>>747503749>oh no he took credit for growing the crops he was selling and tried to make a profit, better STEAL HIS FUCKING WIFE and destroy his family!!The only ones who are lying are retards like you trying to demonize Pierre by exaggerating and making shit up about him to justify your cuck addiction.
>>747462058Its really fucking ugly
>>747436306exactly
>>747447429garbage creep nurse, her father is pseudo genocidal.... no. also nigger
>>747441608That's because basedmods isn't based, it was made by a hypocrite trying to manipulate /pol/tards and push a shitcoin. Any mod site that refuses the jas mod is worthless. Even nexus hosted that mod for over a year before they went full retard.
>>747498579>>747443748He's too busy gooning to baby link
>>747447749jew game dev
Any hopes for Haunted Chocolatier?
>>747507689baby link is ugly though
>>747449461die pedo
>>747454678the jew wouldn't be that based
>>747502138Acquire taste.
>>747455213so the degenerate gay hedonism mod. yer a fag
>>747505949I would say that you have something in common with the man, but you're more than likely just a jackass. Quit trying to put words in my mouth, child. All I was implying was that he wasn't innocent. False advertisement like his is a crime in civilized society among being unscrupulous. Him being a shit husband and father is irrelevant to that fact and only compounds what is wrong with him.
>>747503165The jas mod has a slew of outfits, one of which is a sundress with a straw hat. Wouldn't be surprised if overalls are also in there in the works.
>>747449461live lolicon
>>747483785meds
>>747479974based
Jas is a mid loli desu i have to agree
>>747480181linus that bothers no one is worse than a genocidal nigger? you're insane
>>747481326it's porn. his cheating whore wife would smell weed and grow it in her small greenhouse with tea. definitely not weed
Isn't it unfair to claim the worst of Caroline's motives and the best of Pierre's motives? Or to claim the worst of Pierre's motives and the best of Caroline's motives?
>>747501468It directly harms your reputation, and therefore livelihood, as a farmer.
>>747488018Caroline tells the player she would walk to the wizards tower often......
>>747509927Literally not proof of anything.
>>747509927She could be visiting her Father.
>>747497629but pierre is a douche and mother daughter threesome sounds amazing
>>747498395amen. if only the mods did their job and report pedos
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/44286?tab=descriptionIs this any good
>>747498435office work for joja is the antagonist, farmer can become warehouse supplier and basically manager. huge upgrade in career status.cubicle work is vile, soul crushing
>>747498395Haven't seen your shitpost and samefagging in a long while. Funny that you always got deleted and banned more than any jasposter besides THE jasposter.
>>747509787Extremely. We actually have zero proof Caroline cheated at all, and even if she did we have no idea what the circumstances are because it is with the Wizard, meaning any number of magical shenanigans could be in play. The guys ITT who are acting like Caroline up and marched down to the Wizard's tower so she could suck his magic staff are fighting against a scenario that they themselves made up based on vague hints that really don't amount to much of anything. Same with Pierre, we are an outsider looking in on his relationship with Caroline, so there's no real reason to assume they have a crumbling marriage brought on by absence. Caroline seems happy with Pierre, Pierre seems happy with Caroline, and that's really the beginning and end of it. Everything else is either speculation (the Abigail thing) or stereotypical domestic scenes played for comedy (the porno mags).
>>747462058The gameplay/foundation is nice, but sometimes annoying (e.g. there's no fucking gate for your fence and placing shit with a controller is horrible).The characters are horribly boring for the most part. All their dialogue is so milquetoast outside of March being an autist.
>>747436343and? that's twice as bad lmfao
>>747446712Lol roastie whore
>>747510073literally proof of a married woman walking to a wizards tower often, no other reason besides cheating. daughter has wizards hair color....
>>747511080Literal cuck projection
>>747511080>no other reason besides cheatingSo a female farmer who is married and goes to the Wizard's tower is going there to cheat?
>>747481841>And he somehow pretends to be some moral paragon by being to most vocal supporter of the boycotting of Joja.Don't forget the dude also wants to franchise. If he could he 100 percent would do everything Jojamart does. >>747482395
>>747510560the circumstances are the wizard cheated on his wife with a whore towny. simple
>>747509927Two relevant quotes:>"When we first moved to Pelican Town I would take secret walks to the Wizard's Tower. Don't tell Pierre, he has jealousy issues. Abigail was born about a year after we moved to Pelican Town."and>“When we first moved here, I took a while to settle down... I wasn't ready for the domestic life. Pierre's a bit traditional... but he's a good man."Conclusion: Caroline is a roastie whore. There is no room for debate here.
>>747511197yes. she isn't buying potions that the player can't buy. wizard even admitted to cheating with a towny
>>747511523>t. projecting cuck
>>747511523exactly thank you quote provider
>>747436079Emily and her sister are too high maintenance, Abby is the best girl, easy to please and doesn't eat into my profits. Perfect wife material
>>747511631>child who denies all evidenceNow I am wondering if you yourself were cucked.
>>747511772huge evidence, only better evidence would be recorded
>>747511772What evidence?
>>747511569He's talking about the player character, anon. You can play as a female character, get married and still spend a lot of time at the Wizard's tower without cheating.
>>747511523All this tells me is that most of the men in Pelican Town are just the worst at relationships. Not you, Kent. You're trying your best.
>>747509476Linus is how entire civilisations die: locusts eating the entire wealth of their forebears in a hedonistic fit, giving off what little is left to strangers, then having the gall to claim his parents would be proud of him.It's ok that you devoured everything generations of people sweated to build so you can be haaaaapppy. Peak locust boomer mentality.
>>747511523Caroline is struggling to conceive a child with Pierre. She seeks out the Wizard’s help, who brews her a potion which should help. She drinks said potion, nature takes its course between her and Pierre and Abigail is born. They are both thrilled but because Abigail was born with the assistance of magic she begins to exhibit signs of being able to utilise it as she gets older. Pierre, having jealousy issues, starts to believe that Abigail might not be his.Caroline is telling you indirectly about seeking the wizard’s help, but knows that if Pierre finds out about it he will assume that she had an affair and that Abigail is the daughter of the Wizard.If purple hair means a relation to the Wizard then is it not possible that Jas is the biological daughter that the wizard refers to, hence the reason for the photo that is one of the secret notes?
>>747511569>wizard even admitted to cheating with a townyTechnically what he said was>"You musn't tell anyone... but I have reason to believe that one of the locals is actually my daughter... I could be mistaken... It's rare, but it does happen.”Given the way he phrased that it almost sounds like there was some magical mishap that caused the pregnancy, rather than straight wizard dicking. I mean, the game has shrines that do all kinds of wacky shit (including one that directly involves children), so maybe that has something to do with it.
>>747512167Listen, we can't take down Linus's tent. If we do, he might move into the Mines and start breeding with the Monsters and who knows what that'll do to Pelican Town.
>>747512372Wasn't the Wizard in a relationship with the Witch that occasionally flies through town? We meet her during a Side Quest.
>>747512350>If purple hair means a relation to the Wizard then is it not possible that Jas is the biological daughter that the wizard refers to...that is plausible, actually. I didn't even think about that.
>incels stalk women in video game>still goes for the used goods anyways>gets NTR'd >cries
>>747512372We also don't know how old the the Wizard is. Most people assume he's around the same age as most adults in the town, but considering he's a literal wizard that may not be true.
It'd be funny if Emily got jealous once you marry Clint. Not happening, but it'd be hilarious
Penny seems like a "prick holes in the condom" kinda girl.
>>747512594Yes, they used to be married but they divorced "long ago". The reason the Witch curses shit is because she's pissed off at the Wizard for whatever he did that lead to the divorce.Which could be completely irrelevant to Caroline, the result of a miscommunication (>>747512350's example, but the Witch is of the same mind as Pierre), or another bit of evidence for Caroline affair theory.
>>747513201Penny wouldn't do that. She would cry if you tried to use a condom because she thinks you aren't invested in her enough to impregnate her and could leave her like her father.Abigail is the "prick holes in the condom and then leg lock you" kind of girl.
>My sister hates fish tacosEmily confirmed straight.
>>747512167Linus is supposed to be nature spirit-adjacentWhy do you think he hangs out with the Wizard and Marlon during festivals?Stardew Valley isn't Earth, there's more to Pelican Town than just the mundane shit
>>747510297>brown>bad artlol
>>747516836Yes i want a hot brown girl
>>747516915lol
>>747510560>Wizard casts: Just the tip.That's what God did to Mary.
>>747472945low iq post
>>747517903>Public educated American thirdy pretending to be smarter than anyone else.lol
>>747437692Body counts:50+: Abigail, Leah20+: Penny, Maruabout 10: Haleymaybe 5: Emily
>>747446221Troons, turd worlders, too many zoomers, they all have very shit taste in eroticism.
>>747518694Jody, 2. Me and my bro Kent. We double team her. Its the only way to satisfy a bombshell like her.
>>747518046Good morning sir
>>747457346Both look like they get raped and end up coming hands after getting their stomach bulged
>>747437105Zoom in and she looks less like she's a literal gibbering retard with her tongue out
>>747436079This the most reddit romance option in the game.
>reads thread...What game is this?
>>747447429Ai before ai
>>747520793Stardew Valley
>>747480054agreedit's one thing not to want kidsbut "hating" kids is one of the most offputting things imaginable. I cannot imagine anyone who hates kids is a decent person
>>747490029He chooses to earn money for his family by working hard. Yes, that is a necessity. You are either a woman or a literal teen if you dont understand this.
>>747518046>AMERICA AMERICA AMERICAwhats with 3rd worlders being so obsessed with America?
>>747509648her tea is psychedelic, that drugged out whore aint know shit. maybe abi but she is too distracted to be part of a fmmm 'band'
>>747515350>the suspect offspring of a mermaid hates to eat fishmakes ya think doesnt it
>>747499943>foid so assdevestated by chad anon putting her in her place that she starts samefagging to get sympathy
I miss the mod where you can date jodi because kent didnt come back, and you can pay to get a statue of him. Dude is a bro bur his piece is just too hot to leave it in the oven
What are the trashiest mods available? Im in a rare mood and want to fuck pixels
>>747440000>All these responses shocked that this is realJust goes to show how dead of a franchise harvest moon/story of seasons is. Also nice quads.
I want to fuck Caroline and Abigail
>>747524289i bet pierre would sell them for a night or two
>>747524342Honestly. How is that not a mod?>give Pierre 100 million to fuck his wife and daughter>if you manage to do this a few times, they leave him for you permanently
>>747524634>100 millas greedy as he is he would do it for a cool 500
>>747524848Yes but you need to have endgame progression somehow
>>747523482https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10532
i have daily sex with jodi and caroline
>>747525268Linus...
