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>>747513441jacked off and good to go!
Are we supposed to think that the marines in StarCraft were elite warriors? I always got the impression they were drunken reprobates that got conscripted against their will.
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>>747513857>Are we supposed to think that the marines in StarCraft were elite warriors?Where the fuck did you ever get this impression? From SC1 they're expendable, mass recruited gooners stuffed into mass produced power armour that does little more than let them lift their oversized guns
>you wanna piss on me, boy?How did they get away with this?
>>747513857Dude do not project your headcanon onto things, it's fucking embarrassing at minimum and down right retarded and worst. These inbred redneck cannon fodder prisoners are trained on the mean streets of Mar Sara, no where else.
>>747513857nah mengsk is just a propaganda specialist
>>747514126>Where the fuck did you ever get this impression?The trailer they released today, dummy.
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>>747513857>I always got the impression they were drunken reprobates that got conscripted against their will.a lot of them are because convicts looking to get out of prison are an easy source of labor, but there's no hard rule in the starcraft lore that says they all are or have to be and it would make sense for a large force like the dominion to have a more well-trained force available, even if they probably do still use drunken reprobates on fringe worlds when convenient.
>>747514930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5e6eG6bXAQ
>>747517781>it would make sense for a large force like the dominion to have a more well-trained force availableAnon, it's space rednecks.UED was the actual, honest-to-goodness military and they instantly wiped the floor with them; what was left of their invasion force became OP merc units in the campaign.That's kind of the deal with Starcraft Terrans. It's rural hillibilies in space.
>>747514930PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS MY LIFE FOR AIURPYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS PYLONS
>>747518163i'm assuming this takes place some time after starcraft 2. what you're talking about was kind of the case near the start of starcraft 1, but even then the core worlds like tarsonis and to a lewere heavily populated and urbanized (fringe worlds like chau sara, mar sara, and maybe antiga were still hillbillies in space though). the UED WAS way more advanced, powerful, and civilized, but even starcraft 1 takes place a few hunrded years after space australia was populated by castoffs and by the end of sc2 korhal and the dominon are established to be reasonably well-off and civilized (look at engine of destruction in wings of liberty for example).
>>747518554jesus christ i had a stroke or something, i meant to say and to a lesser extent korhal
>>747514505>dummy...You're calling me a dummy because you took the propaganda voice guy at face value? I ask again where the fuck you got the impression that marines are elite warriors. The trailer literally shows the opposite, with a recruit being gassed up as an elite, invincible space marine, with shots of him training inerspliced with a technician repairing a suit of armor that was horrifically trashed by monsters. IN-UNIVERSE, the recruits are led to believe they're elite warriors.Somehow, you, as the audience member, got the impression that they're elite warriors and even though the POV marine gets ripped apart 30 seconds after landing you're still saying this, and calling me a dummy. Are you a fucking retard, or what?
>>747518554actually i think the mission i'm thinking of was media blitz, but yea the one where tychus pilots the odin
>>747514505are you actually retarded? The whole point is that the Dominion treats them like expendable retards while lying and calling them elite to hype them up so they go die in battle for them. They are not fodder being fed warrior culture bullshit so they won't realize that they're worthless fodder.
>>747518695you got butthurt over "dummy"? seriously? KEKYPOW
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>>747514314If he's doing a flying kick what's holding the bowl?
>>747513441YOU WANT A PIECE OF MEAT BOY?
>>747514483Btw, what I find fucking based about this trailer is that this is supposed to depict like a 60yo timeskip from SC2.SC2 was about runnning this rebel faction about restoring the good ol' days where everyone was free by getting rid of the super evil dictator Arcturus Mengsk and replacing him with his son Valerian, who was a super nice guy and promised everything will be rainbows and puppies.Seeing how the Dominion of old under Arcturus was amateur hour compared to what it has become, shows the extent of retardation of Raynor and co.
>>747513857Most marines went through neural resocialization.
>I read ya """"""""""""""SIR"""""""""""""""""What was his problem?
Thank god for cold fusion>Hey, I got your zerg right here, *grabs dick*
>>747529291>sipand then nothing bad happened
>>747518695>I ask again where the fuck you got the impression that marines are elite warriorsThe training montage, dummy. This scenes of a warrior slowly being shaped and refined over months or years is intended to show that they do, infract, receive training and quite a bit of it. The fact that he was easily bodied by a Zerg swarm does not invalidate the training he did receive. The fact that he received really any training at all seems at odds with the first game where Marines were drunk hicks with machine guns and power armor.