HAMBURGER HELPER IS BACK!I REPEAT HAMBURGER. HELPER. IS BACK!THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!
>lost weight>looks less happyevery time. There's a lesson there
I'd say failing upwards but only because of how low Bioware has fallen.
>>747513657>it's been 15 yearsdamn
Somehow, Hamburger Helper returned...
>>747513657>we want you to mouse click somewhere and have something awesome happen
jesus fucking christ i knew she looked familiar>>747513934
this woman has to be on cia payroll or some shit
>>747513657>"Hamburger Helper">her middle name is Brands
>>747513934>americans think that being fat = being happyWhat do they put in your happy meals lol
>>747513657>the worst part of playing video games is playing the gameoh no no no no no
>>747513657MY QUEEN
>>747513657Not sure she's one of the bad ones. She did a lot of good work at Bioware but got quoted saying one stupid thing.
Anyone got that Dragon Age 2 image of her? with the quote of "skip the gameplay"
>>747514135carlooos
someone please post the dragon age 2 video, you know the one
>>747514213i think she wrote the dwarf noble origin but don't remember anything else about her other than hamburger memes
>>747513657You know what?Compared to what else popped up in the meantime I wish the rot in videogames was limited to writers that don't play games.And you can't even say she is a shitty writer (she may well be), but the stuff that was criticized about her work is NOTHING compared to what we got later on.Like yes, of course Dragon Age 2 is slop - but compare that to Veilguard.It's like two different worlds. Two completely different classes of "bad".It's not even comparable
>>747513657What happened???
>came to vee as soon as I saw>already a threadgod bless you
>>747514516desu i dont even feel that much guilt about what /v/ did because the writers we got down the line were so much worse.
>>747514280
>>747514658>look her up on google>this shows upman, good angles and filters are something else
>>747513657>double namewomen who do that dont seem to realize the positives of taking on a different name.Imagine that was Jennifer Brandes.Would you even recognize her?Women have this very unique privilege of just dropping all traceable information about them at one point in their lives. A rare privilege indeed in these times.
>>747514516>of course Dragon Age 2 is slopTo be fair, DA2's main issues are because they were given less than a fucking year to develop it. The story itself is pretty cool, both because it's more personal and low stakes than most RPGs (Fate of one city in the balance, not the world or universe or whatever) and cool because it has multiple time jumps about your family living in that city. That may have been Gaider's doing rather than Helper's but the story's the one somewhat decent part of DA2
Must be nice to fail upwards
Dragon Age 2 seems like halcyon days compared to the drivel that has come out of Bioware since. Not sure if I was too harsh on it or if it is where the rot started
>>747514513Looked it up to refresh my memory:Dwarf Commoner and most Dwarf NPCs, Orzammar, and Deep Roads in DA:O (including the Paragon Branka and Hespith and brood mother stuff). Anders, Sebastian, Bethany, and Mage vs. Templar stuff in DA:2. Smuggler in SWTOR, and also a bunch of the world quests in Taris, Tatooine, Nar Shaada, Balmorra, and Alderaan.
>>747514213People had different standards back then. DA2 felt like just about the worst thing that could happen. How little did we know.
>>747514876In theory it is, but in practise it's fucking abysmal.They had a rags to riches story where getting the riches is done in a time skip, the conflict is spurred by everyone being an idiot, and the grey morality ends up looping back to black and white due to one side being objectively right except they're meanie heads about it.The gameplay being shit is the part I can forgive about DA2, the story is not.
>>747515173I can't believe this cunt is still working in the industry after killing dragon age
>>747514157she was happier though.This isn't up for debate
>>747514876I liked the feeling of growing older in the same city as it completely goes to shit around you, also what happens to your mom was brutal, they played that well. But constant location reuse, dumbed down combat, less builds, Kirkwall not being as grand as it ought to have been (still the biggest Bioware city, but it was also the only city)...
>>747514179holy shit i thought that was a joke quote but no she actually said thati bet everyone working on the industry nowadays is just as incompetent as her
>>747514784Being 20 years younger helps as well.
>>747514784I could have saved her
>>747514658>>747514784Sexburger?
>>747515124I wonder if the overreaction to DA2 and ME3 were why the game industry broadly stopped putting more than token effort into plot and story and writing. Gonna get lambasted anyway.
>>747513934>>747514157>fat = being happyNot eating properly is a symptom of depression.
>>747515390she doesn't look happy
>>747513657Her husband looks just like her
>>747515940did he just put on a wig and pretend to be his own wife?
>>747515508I doubt that's 20 years, looks more recent.Also this >>747515390 is like 15 kek.
>>747515940you can't convince me Mr. Brands didn't plan to marry her knowing Hamburger Helper will become Hamburger Brands Helper or Hamburger Helper Brands
>>747515390this was right before she attracted the gaze of internet sauron, checks out
>>747514658>>747514784>he's never known Jewish womenThey are known for hitting the wall at full speed, see Hollywood.
>>747515390You make fun of grorius dev.Ding Dong Bannu
Hell, it's about time
>>747513657So what? She's allowed to work.
>>747513657redemption arc
>>747514073Its a kike. They all are kikes including the hag fake blonde in cosplay.
>>747513934Its called getting old anon, it will happen to everyone
People always just honed in on the one quote even though she wrote a lot of stuff that was at least decent.
>>747515813>>747513934>>747514157We all know that a heavy wife is a happy wife
bros, will he also be back??
>>747513657Why do I hear boss music?
>>747513657is she j*wish?she looks like one
>>747517258see >>747515089seems like decent stuff in DA:O, and when they made her the lead in DA:2, it was just downhill
>>747515940>Go fuck yourself
>>747515847She was gleefully talking about how she got to write gay smut into an RPG while being only mildly upset that she had to actually play the game instead of being allowed to skip it like people can skip cutscenes. She was pretty clearly happy with her position until she started getting blowback from her dumb comments.
>>747513657>minor villain returns for different game
Blizzdrones fucking deserve it
>>747513657why does Blizzard management think that this kind of middle aged trannified women are meant to write the "monster from hell is tearing people apart just to die from the bigass dude with bigass axe" type of games???this is fucking cretinism
Reminder that she tanked an entire Kickstarter when backers discovered she was brought into the project and they decided to pull their donations in protest.
>>747513657Huh, Diablo can get worse. Who knew?
>>747515583You couldn't have. She would force you to take it up the ass, either by pegging you or finding some guy at the bar to fuck your booty into ground beef.That's the queen of the fujos. There's no saving her.
>>747518192because the only ones who want to write are grotesque women who read smut.Most men abandoned the college of literature in favor of business or STEM
>>747515173Fake quotes btw
>>747515940Every pot has a lid I guess, even if its a fat ugly pot and a fat ugly lid.
>>747513934she still looks fat. I know that feel though, you go through so much effort to lose weight but you still look like shit because it's still not enough.
>>747513657oh that's cute I can't wait to see what she....>Narrative DirectorHow do these people keep failing upwards. Like WTF. How can someone play DA: Inquisition and think "yup! that's who we want to lead the story of our new game"
The industry is full of nepobabbies Bitch is still as fat and ugly as ever
>>747515173Extremely cringe image considering GW2 trooned out faster than any other fantasy RPG videogame did
>>747518728Is the implication that a hot and thin woman would be less likely to be there without merit?
>>747513657did she do anything wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTaQ5PESt9Q
>>747518939Yeah, Dragon Age 2 and Inquisition
>>747518903Everyone is at blizzard is there without merit. >thing hot womanAll women are useless when it comes to nerd hobbies but at least a hot thin woman updogs the team morale, a fat whale kills it.
>>747518981>by some old white guyWhy is this always their go to? Same with "crusty old white men">DA2 released in 2011
>>747519172she was the start of the freefall. If anything, when she said "some old white guy", it was edgy and original and not cliche at the time
>>747518981>like the works of Rowling and MeyerMan I forgot about this shit
>>747519172>all the greats are "old white guys">hacks, thinking they know better, see a pattern and decide their success is simply from being an old boys club>anything similar to "old white guy" is bad and we must therefore do the opposite to reach REAL qualitySomehow old white guys have been the boogeymen keeping these people down for decades.
How can anyone find a job after writing DA2?Is this some american thing, rewarding the biggest retards?
>>747513657just when I thought nuBlizzard can't possibly get worse....
>>747519730>Is this some american thing, rewarding the biggest retards?I wish it worked for me.>working at a machine shop that makes parts for airplanes>find out the current operations manager had been fired under previous management because he's retarded>company gets new management>he applies>gets hired and made operations manager (again)>boeing higher up come in to look around>immediately see this guy is a fucking retard>he gets demoted after>months later gets fired (again) for being retarded>probably went and got a job as a manager again somewhere
fucking hell.
>>747518981>"white guy boogymens must be torn down"I retract my previous defenses of her: >>747514213>>747515809>>747515089Another swamp hag at plaque-ridden heart. I have learned. I am better now. She was one of the few females in the game industry who I had respect for. Now it makes sense why Blizzard hired her.
>>747514784Thats clearly an old picture. Looks to be mid 2000s. The TORtanic pictures shes known from are from like 10 years after that. She just got fat.
>>747518192>Middle aged Japanese women write cool things with Link and Midna>Middle aged North American women write shitty things like modern BlizzardThanks I hate it. Why can't they be more based like Spanish and (allah forgive me) French "people"?
>bitch wanted a fast forward button for gamesHOLY FUCKING BASED
>>747520264Looks like it was taken on Polygon offices, and I believe they started after TORtanic.I think it's just weight loss+decent clothes+makeup+good angle and maybe filters too.So yeah, she's just ugly because LAZY, the worst kind of ugly.
>>747514758Honestly kinda based. At this point, I'd rather hire an industry outsider as vidya writer. They're probably more well-read than this current crop of Gen X/Millennial vidya writers, whose literary inspirations consists of comics, MCU, Netflix, and other video games.
>>747518192I'm assuming there's a lack of successful (i.e. hirable) male fiction writers on the job market.The entire publishing industry has been discriminating against white dudes for the last 20 years lol
>>747513657>tfw you'd rather have 2010 hamburger helper than any modern writer
>>747513657no fucking way
>>747521540When the season 3 villain fights the season 1 villain energy
>>747513657>narrative directorhow is this retard still getting work? and on such a high position
>>747514516no fuck her, she was the catalyst.fuck that kike ghoul
>>747523205blizzard is one of the most libcucked companies around, it was inevitable
>>747523205>>747523589Maybe she's dirt cheap and pigeonholed enough to where all she is doing is writing fanfics and then heavily butchered by others.
>>747523712that's cope
>>747517528END OF RINE_______________RINE ENDS HERE
>>747523861The fact they said Diablo will talk and have a "unique" bond with you requires me to cope in every shape and form. I will observe how they will shit the bed for the next four years.
>>747523998Probably wants to talk about how xe chopped off xir dick in D3 and how it made xer feel beautiful.
>>747515173I relate so much to the cake analogy. I studied game dev for a few years (and graduated it too) and I just... got fucking sick of it.But you're surrounded by really cool people who live and breathe it, and they just have this constant creative fire and curiosity to pull through with every technical idea, and I really thought I was gonna get there as well. I knew it was gonna be tough, but I hadn't anticipated just how nerdy you have to be about it. I have a lot of respect for all the devs who actually just commit to what they're doing. I think the issue in the current market is that there are way too many "me-types" in the industry now. They don't hate video games, but they're like acting aloof to all the things that used to pave the way for great design, because people like me, if I had to stay in it, would start creating more of a high school environment where you beat things down with sarcasm and avoid the hardest work because "nobody cares so much about that tiny detail" or whatever.Every time I saw interviews with Luke Smith from Destiny I got that impression. He's like me, and he ruined Bungie from within by making people around him insecure with his own insecurities, but gaming thrived when everyone involved were autistically obsessed and dilligent within their own tasks, and everyone's almost completely honest. Like, there's plenty of sarcasm and negativity too, but people have a sort of doe-eyed honesty that I couldn't get into when I tried it. It was as if every single technical or creative problem raised was answered directly, and it felt like you're inside of a movie or something and everyone's acting all seriously about it.Not what you're raised with from normie institutions and that's exactly the problem. Gaming is becoming institutionalized and it doesn't work to the benefit of the video games.
you know what? its kinda nice to see a familiar face. its been so long and the world has turned to shit now. reminds me of the good old times. hope shes doing good
Holy shit. Zempin' ain't easy.
>>747515940Looks like h3h3>>747517840She wrote the Smuggler story in SWTOR which was one of the better stories there in a funny shitpost way. Still way better than poster child of the MMO: the Knight.
>>747518981Dragon Age 2 reads like it was Shakespeare compared to what came after it.Was she involved in Veilguard?
>>747514784That picture is like 30 years old. Do you people even have a sense of time passing
>hates gameplay in games>goes on to work on a game where gameplay is the most important factorBRAVO
>>747524273I know she wrote some of Dragon Age 3. Cassandra was written by her.
>>747514516this is you btw please don't turn this into political shitflinging, they're all jews anyway
>>747513657Jesus Christ why does she look so fucking old
>>747519426This was back when you could still admit to liking their works without getting fired and blacklisted as a conservative and/or transphobe.
>>747513657>hamburger helper old as hell and on ozempiclooks like a she-lich
>>747514179she shares the exact same stance as today's nu-/v/edditoid tertiary retards aka all of you
>>747524957>An exact age or birth date for video game writer Jennifer Hepler is not publicly available in reliable sources, though public records and career timelines suggest she is likely in her 40s or 50s (having started as an undergraduate writing for tabletop games in the late 1990s/early 2000s)fat jew women usually don't age with grace
>>747514924it's called jewish nepotism, it's not available to a goy like you, now go die in iran for israel and epstein
>>747515173gw1 and 2 are shit and woke as fuck
>>747514924Upwards? Instead of writing what she wants, she's stuck writing someone else's IP again.
>>747518728>The industry is full of nepobabbieswelcome to the consequences of the bad guys winning jew war 2, enjoy your zogistan, slave
>>747524957ozempic is a hell of a drug
>>747518981>>747519426>like the works of Rowling and MeyerI like how she makes herself sound well read with that wording, when really she just saw the most popular movies among young adults at the time.
>>747513657YIKES
>>747515940>You have no idea how bad things really are.
>>747513657You know. I think we were hard on her, but I'm more than willing to give whatever she's working on now a shot. >>747514157What DON"T we put in there. lard, butter, sugar, corn syrup. plastic. toys. transformers. cardboard. barbies. cats. mechanically separated chicken paste. apples, carmel, carmel apples, hot wheels, the 1992 US mens baskeball team.
>>747513934>lose weight>you still look like a fucking granny>stay sad because what you did as an improvement was pointless and you are and will remains a second class citizen because you are horrible to look atfixed that for you
>>747513657This is what no penis does to a woman
Blizzardfags are paying for some horrible crime.
So you hate her on the crimes of being fat and unattractive?
>>747521540She is the reason why ''modern writers'' exists in the first place.Who the fuck do you think held the door open for them?
>>747528476No you idiot. And for the record, I still totally would.
>>747528863Jesus anon
>>747513657Is she the bitch that made Lilith so cartoonishly evil but gave her good points and didn't let the player join her side until the DLC where Lilith was actually good the whole time. That was so stupid.
>>747524223This.I was shocked to see her but in a good way. - like "o shit! It's hamburger helper! How you been buddy? What you got for me?"Note: I don't give 2 shits about diablo
>>747525635Evil can never create, only corrupt
That's funny, I'm eating hamburger helper right now. It's potato stroganoff, the best one.
>people still hating on hamburger helpername 1 modern writer that's better than her.go ahead, I'll wait
>>747533879Nigga she is one of the main reasons the industry is as bad as it is today. What is the retarded defense force coming to defend this ugly jewish bitch all of a sidden?
>>747534591I'm saying she's currently in the fucking middle. Modern writers suck so much worse>reeee she's caused this!Im-fucking-plying "story mode" isn't considered standard in new games today. She saw where the trend was gonna go
>>747535192She didn't see where the trend was going to go, she helped start the trend
>that unc who's still stuck in the early to mid 2010sbruh that shit cringe fr no cap
>>747535780Hamburger Helper and /v/ are just sworn enemies.
>>747536076get over it gramps
This lady was a season-one villain.I fucking wish we had vidya writers even half as good as Hepler nowadays.In hindsight, we didn't know just how bad things would get.And really, if the game is good (which, to be fair, DA2 wasn't) then does it really matter if the writer plays games or not? GRRRRRRM doesn't know anything about vidya, and that didn't stop Elden Ring from being goty.
>>747536076war's over
>>747513657Abuelita Helper
>NARRITIVE DIRECTOROH LAWD
>>747519172the answer is she's jewish and jews hate white people
>>747536470exactly, she's a westoid and was a harbinger of the westoidalism that was to come
>>747537146so what is she harbingering now? The modern audience are in positions of power
>>747513657Now that's a name I haven't heard in quite some time.
Hamburger Helper is now a Director working on Diablo.What have you done with your life since 2011 /v/?
>>747514784Jewish women age terribly. They can look good very young but then become gargoyles in their 30s
>>747537782the collapse of the westoidal video gays industry
>>747539718Gotta give her credit. The gamers rejected her and she made it a mission to climb to the top and literally is now a Director of one of the biggest names in gaming.
>>747513657she aged like 50 years in 15
>>747539490Based.I'm team Helper now
>>747518981The quote at the bottom is fake, there is no verifiable source for it.
I AINT PLAYING THIS GAY SHIT
>>747515089>Dwarf CommonerThinly veiled allegory for the poor working man being held down by people in positions of power and privilege that they don't deserve to have.>OrzammarSee above.>Deep RoadsParagon Branka, who left her husband to become a lesbian and then sacrificed her lesbian lover to the worst possible fate imaginable so she could prove that she could do what Dwarf men couldn't.>AndersDA2 Anders is a travesty, of course. Even moreso a travesty since Hepler rewrote him entirely, destroying the characterization he had in Dragon Age: Awakening. >SebastianAbsolute caricature of what a God fearing Christian man would be.>BethanyBland, lifeless, and uninteresting, especially in comparison to Carver.>Mage VS TemplarEasily the worst written plot point of the entire series (up until Veilguard), it made no sense and both sides were absolutely retarded and nonsensical.>Smuggler in SWTORSmuggler is legitimately nothing but a sidekick doing the bidding of an empowered girlboss crime princess for the bulk of their content. Won't get into the world quests in SWTOR but it's all the same kind of thing.In conclusion, she's trash, has always been trash, and always will be trash. Anyone claiming otherwise is lying through their teeth.
fvck
>>747513657Time hasn't been kind has it?
>>747515813It can be, but some people overeat because they really like food.
>>747518562>Most men abandoned the college of literature in favor of business or STEM>businessBusiness major are about as useless as lit majors.
>>747514516>You know what, getting slapped in the face is better than getting kicked in the balls.Yeah, that doesn't mean I still want to be slapped you dipshit
>>747518981Some people just insist on having old white men in their heads rent free.
>>747513657Christ that kike is hideous
>>747538883Got my bachelor's, went to grad school, got my first "real" job, lived like a poorfag renting apartments with student debt for 8 years, met my first long term gf, bought a car, paid off my debt, and just bought my first house.Yourself?
>>747538883>A kike worshipping Satan full timeNot that
reminds me of an old GF I had that invited me out, she gained 100+ pound and we had sex anywayonce
>>747513657How fucked is D5 lmfao
>>747513657>Gamer's Bane is now leading D5now that's some monkey paw
>>747516093Not enough people do this
>>747536262NOTHING'S OVERyou can't just turn it off.
>>747513657kekdid someone shop/AI generate her real name to the nametag yet?
>>747518836Yeah, because Ree Soesbee left and GW2 adopted revolving door policy for its writers, to disastrous results. I found it amusing she was the model for the iconic Norn character in the game.
>>747513657Somehow Blizzard manages to get worse and worse each year. It's astonishing.
>>747513657>a normal human being with a long careerMeanwhile what /v/ looks like.
>>747545412>true evil never dies
>>747513657>started working at blizzard in june 2025so she didn't write for diablo 4
>>747538883Fat, dumb, jobless, useless and laughing at Hamburger Helper on /v/ to make myself feel better.
>>747513657>>747545463(me)I do the needful!
>>747545412this isn't even her final form.in 10 years, we'll see Hamburger Helper, CEO of Kojima Productions.Screenshot this
>>747545937no /pol/ looks like that/v/ is just jeet twitter spammers and trannies
>>747513934You can fix being fat very very easily. But not everyone can easily fix the reason they're fat, as in the reason they're eating tons of food or tons of shit (stress, depression, etc).
>>747545937>During a 2016 interview conducted by Polygon staff, Hepler explained that she was no longer interested in writing work for video game projects which she believed psychologically rewarded players who were attacking her with gameplay that allowed them to do the same things they did to her in real life.[6]
>>747514157It's an architect joke, relax and focus on more important things like prepping Muhammad.
>>747513657>wake up>learn D5 is announced>for 2029>written by Hamburger HelperOf fucking course. why did I even get hyped.
I don't have anything against her. I have everything against the retarded libtard simps that enable people like her. In the 90s, if she wanted to write for a video game, she'd have to also be one of the coders or artists and would spend her weekends playing D&D with the rest of the team because she enjoyed it. She would have no place otherwise.
>>747540256good. We dont want you. Stay away.
>>747515809>overreaction to DA2 and ME3
>>747545412>>747546140Man, I was wondering wtf happened the last 15 years then realized, it was us, lol Good on her though. 5 times failing, 6 times trying.
>>747549213>why did I even get hyped.Because you're a moron
>this thread
>>747513657https://files.catbox.moe/gw6dip.flv
>>747517974lmao
>>747514516You retard. Hamburger helper enables the shit we have today. Slippery soap is real and I'm sick of niggers pretending it isn't
>>747551379i'm not clicking that
>>747551502Pretty sure it was gamers harassing Hamburger Helper that made her quit which then opened the door for the Veilguard writers to shit on DA.If Helper stayed on, it would have just been more DA2 style stuff
>>747540256
with jews you lose
>>747540074Proof?
Based Blizzard keeping her around despite the internet bants. Unless she's Jewish and they did it out of tribalism (reminder Kotick was a gigajew basically Epstein's best friend).
>>747551682That is a god damned ridiculous statement to make considering that Weekes was the main writer on Veilguard, and he had been at Bioware since 2005, and wrote many popular things before the travesty that was Veilguard. He became a twisted monstrosity over time despite his continued employment, why do you think Hepler would've evolved any differently?
>>747513657They only fail upwards. What an industry.
>>747551824Because shit didn't hit the fan until she left? DA2 and Inquisition was passable.
>>747551697wow
>>747551801Of course she's Jewish, dude. I mean, you should be able to tell just by looking at her, but simple research just takes a few seconds if your Jewdar is still faulty.
>>747551875>DA2 and Inquisition was passable.
>>747551875It's almost as if the culture in the gaming industry continued to shift further and further into complete insanity over time, and took all of the "passable" people along for the ride. The fact you think that any of these people resisted that change instead of adapting to and fully embracing it (especially since many of them were the vanguard pushing it to begin with) is laughably retarded.
>>747513657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS6YwX1-K4w
>>747513934kys brosnan
>>747525635better than being unemployed or blacklisted
>>747552026>(especially since many of them were the vanguard pushing it to begin with)and it is harder to put a rock into motion than to keep it rolling
>>747551875DA2 was diarrhea. I didn't play Inquisition but 2 is indefensible. t. 9000 hours played because I'm retarded and still feel the need to 100% shitty games
companies value proven ability to deliver on a project deadline, even if the quality was questionable in retrospect.
>>747518192
>>747551697Hahahahahaha
>>747552212More like they value nepotism and bias towards people with the right politics. It's all about deciding who their friends are and then scratching their backs. You've fallen for the veil of plausible deniability when the truth is more sinister.
>>747535192You dense nigger
Honestly, being fat should be illegal.
>>747514157Salt and sugar, mostly
>>747513657Would take to McDonald’s and order everything on the menu
>>747551682Kek no retard. She wasn't the one holding standards at the company
McCarthy was right about everything.
>>747551379>flvWhat year is this?
Holy shit, it's been over 15 years.
>>747551875>>747520026>Your modern newfags, AnonYou both need better taste raped into you.
DA2 was the beginning of the end for Bioware.>that writing>those graphics>consoles as primary platform
>>747518192This is why games are shit these days. There's like 15 hyper-specialized positions that just do 1 thing all day. They literally don't know how to and can't do anything else. Back in the 90s most developers were generalists who maybe specialized in one area but had basic knowledge of other areas, which massively helped the overall speed of production and quality as well.Writing quests isn't that hard and I don't see why it needs 20 people to do it.
this is real life "Ancient Evil Awakens"
>>747554012easy on the antisemitism
>>747552725January of 2012. Youtube nuked it not long after.
How do i stop becoming old?
>>747554623Only fuck girls from the age range you wish you were, so the lingo and memes of that cohort rub off on you enough to help you forget.
>>747554623uh, you're not gonna like the answer to this one
>>747551875>DA2 and Inquisition was passable.So am I the only one who remembers all the posting about the fugly elf from Inquisition and the hilariously terrible walking-in-on-gay-sex scene shitposting? Just me? Okay.
>>747555182no but who has the energy to dunk on every zoomer posting retarded shit?
>>747515364It depends on what you mean by kill. In actual practice, Corinne Busch, the tranny, killed dragon age. Like in a literal sense. After Veilguard, it was announced we won't be getting any Dragon Age in the forseeable future, while we did factually get more games after 2.
>modern video games are written by obese HR grannies
>>747555420... you didn't know?
>>747555182no.It's a travesty that Sera is no longer considered the low standard that fucking hideous characters get compared to.
>>747516716>Ding Dong BannuThat was Bioware, not Blizzard.
>>747554623Carousel!
>>747518562>the only ones who want to write are grotesque women No, it's just impossible to get published as a male author
>>747545412lmao
>>747514157I remember seeing people talking about how "the idea of junk food is fake" and that anything that tastes good is good for you
>>747551875>DA2 and Inquisition was passable.I hate getting old.I hate seeing standards shift because the new generation has so few expectations.
>>7475136574chan of today would look at helper of 10 years ago and want to sniff her farts
>>747513934the lesson is fat people deserve to suffer
>>747551875>DA2 and Inquisition was passable.No, bro. No.
>>747513657Going to be real I don't care who the writers are as long as I can skip the cutscenes. I don't care at all about the story in diablo I just want to do loot autism and kill demons
>>747514758>English degreeYeah...Look, I'll not deny the value of an English degree if you want to make a career in writing. However the problem is a lot of these university level creative writing classes...These classes will often just throw a copy of the heroes journey at you and waffle on about Tarot Arcana and the seven basic plots. Never in a single one have I seen them discuss how to write a compelling character.And this is a big problem with Heplers writing, she has a great grasp of plot, but no great grasp of character. And you can be forgiven for having a weak plot, but if your characters are hollow, then you're only gonna cultivate the kind of audience that doesn't want to think too hard. Because a weak plot makes people go "All right, that's kinda bad" and move on. A weak character makes people go "Hold on. Why would he do that? Why would he think that? Why would he say that?" And these questions demand answers, if they go unanswered by the writing then most people would consider it a bad move.
>>747515940This reminds me of back when I thought Jim Stirling's wife was lowkirkuinely him in a wig. They had the exact same face.
>>747518192because equality means only women are in positions of power
>>747545675>see Eir in GW2 promotions>neuron activation>play game at launch>loved every second of it (besides the story which was meh)>new content comes out>shitty Harley Quinn larping plant antagonist>npcs popping out of nowhere screeching "I'm trans!">new Destiny's Edge has a child Asurian genius and anime charr girl>"Well, at least Eir is still hot... wait who is this black Norn?">"I'm Eir's son! She exclusively fucks blacks in the lore now!">quitI'm still mad
>>747518981I always hate the whole "fantasy written by white men is generic and boring.">read fantasy not written by old white guy>it's generic elves dwarves humans in a dnd type setting where everything looks like Lord of the RingsWow, so original. And it's all a maguffin beats the dark wizard plot, or they're trying to run a Cafe in a fantasy city. Those are the two plots.>read fantasy written by old white guy>BITCH BOY, SNORT THIS GUNPOWDER AND ZIP AROUND LIKE A COD SNIPER ON 10 SENSITIVITY, ITS TIME TO KILL SOME CONSPIRATORS>So you know how dragons breathe fire right? This one inhales it and blows it out the arse end so it can go at supersonic speed. A literal braaprocket.>I am a mercenary wizard. This is my sword, it takes me from competent to chad. It's possessed of a hunger and whilst it tolerates the blood of my enemies, it prefers the blood of my allies and lovers. It won't leave me alone, it has quite literally followed me through the multiverse.>I am this worlds equivalent of Ghengis Khan. Unfortunately after burning my wife alive and watching my brother die I have decided to read the self help book my brother was obsessed with and commit myself to being a better man. I now have to unite the world against an evil God without using the means if a warlord, despite the fact everything would be easier if I just obeyed my reputation and forced everyone to cooperate.>Hey bitch boy, welcome to the medical corps! We graft insect limbs onto wounded soldiers. What, are you vomiting for? This shit isn't even intensive care!>Okay so like... all these mythical figures... Jesus, King Arthur, Odin, what if they're all reincarnating. And same for Lucifer and Loki and Ares, and that type. What if like thousands of years in our future, all those reincarnations start going into just two guys? And they fight. Also multiple wives cause based.If white people fantasy generic, why unique? If not white fantasy unique, why generic?
>>747557528>>Hey bitch boy, welcome to the medical corps! We graft insect limbs onto wounded soldiers. What, are you vomiting for? This shit isn't even intensive care!Thaicovsky is the life support keeping modern fantasy breathing.
>>747518192now they switched dangerhairs for hags. what progress
>>747513934Can confirm. I nearly lost 132 pounds and mentally I don't feel any different at all. I guess I just enjoyed being a fat fuck
>>747551740The evidence is that there's literally no record of any interview where she says the bottom quote. For reference you can find sources for every other quote in the image: https://web.archive.org/web/20061108014116/http://www.killerbetties.com/killer_women_jennifer_hepler?page=0%2C1But you can't find one for the bottom one. You'd counter my claim that it's not a real quote by posting sauce.
>>747513657WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA
>>747557097...which sounds stupid, so they have reworded it to "equity".Equal rights is considered "Nazi" these days.Equal results is what they demand, while painting some people more equal than others...Animal Farm could be considered a parody on the Democratic Party these days.
>>747536076Don't give a shit about her anymore desu senpaiButton Awesome guy is still my sworn enemy, albeit
>>747539836She was handed that position, don't be ridiculous. She's no Amy Hening.
>>747515809>overreactionNo, you were just a toddler at the time. The response to those disappointments was fully deserved.
>>747517009>it will happen to everyoneno
>>747514097Dell gaming mouse One TERABYTE of storage
>>747513657that is a man
>>747513657Scapegoat back then for people to rage at scapegoat right now for the same reason. The Ogguby Wall Street process starts anew
>>747556204dragon age 2 and mass effect 3 united /v/ in such rage and hatred the consensus was unbroken for a decade
>>747551280it literally never ended, you're delusional if you think it did. they're still trying to push the whole "gamers are over" thing
>>747551875this makes me realize that the next generation will think inquisition was good and veilguard was passable
>>747513657>first john rigatoni comes back to almost ruin unity>now hamburger helperWho's next? Don Mattrick?
>>747561970this man trims his eyebrows
>>747517528depends, will he also be ding dong bannu?
This tumblrina wrote the worst parts of Dragon Age: Origins. A lesbian dwarf girlboss and some other shit. Not to mention Dragon Age 2. Her SWTOR writing was also shit. The nepotism among wokelings knows no bounds or shame.
>>747556070why?
>>747525381>usuallyAnd she is no exception
>>747525635>I got a better job for working on a flop, but I still can't do whatever I want and get paid for it!
>>747514516She'd have made Veilguard back then if she could, retard. She's a woke commie kike, she pushes as far as she can to subvert. They fucking hate the western civilization.
>>747551875>button-awesome and cisquisition>passable
It's kinda fucked that the apocalypse that was the late 360 era is now ancient history and the villains are mostly forgotten.
>>747563429Bobby Kotick and the niggas at EA walked out with fat wallets, Steve Bannon is still alive and we live in an age of corporate monopolies and actual venture capitalist cancer.
>>747527240Not only that, but it was clear even at the time that Twilight was just a flash in the pan compared to Harry Potter.
>>747514157Happy of course
>>747563429Turns out that when the villain wins he doesn't ascend the throne, he quietly retires and enjoys life, letting others fight for his now empty seat.
>>747518192they probably have a diversity target and women cannot do technical roles so they need to pad out the quota with a bunch of fat writersanyone with half a functioning brain could be a quest designer
>>747514784That photo was taken before she got married and had kids, which was like 20 years ago.
>>747563925>anyone with half a functioning brain could be a quest designerthen why do these games have garbage quest design
>>747518192You lose funding if you don't meet diversity quotas.
>>747565141It doesn't have to be good, just functional. Video games are a jobs program for these people.
>>747514784How fucking low are you standards? It's absurd how fucking desperate you faggots are.
>>747515602Burger, Bond Burger.
>>747565838you're missing his point
>>747514784Grim
>>747514516I feel bad for her after the "I wish there was a skip-combat button"-interview that made incel gamers lose their collective minds and decided she was the reason for all the world`s suffering. Because just a couple years after Dragon Age 2 we got The Last of Us 1 and like that the general population accepted moviegames where gameplay was rarely if ever discussed.Im glad she is still finding work, Orzammar and Deep Raods was peak in DA:O.
>>747566284From the same interview
>>747566284>write fun video game stories everyone likes>say you don't care much for tryhard gameplay and would like an easy more>everyone instantly turns on youKind of sad. And it's not like the gatekeeping even worked as now things are worse than ever.
>>747514924The HR Mafia and nepotism doesn't exist friend.
>>747566621Another Hepler win. Other than one stupid quote (which this quote later in interview kind of mitigates) and one possibly racist+sexist (but nonproven) quote attributed to her I remain bamboozled at the hate she gets. Good resume. Tries to please the audience. Does please the audience. No evidence of being an outspoken feminist or SJW. Seems to be kind and gentle ni interviews. Took husband's name and made babies....becomes a focal point of rage.
>>747513657>Le woke is destroying the industry.>Look at the layoffs>Chuds are winningAnd then the same people are always there, doing the same shit, forever.
>>747515940He isn't nearly THAT fat to be having such a double chin what the hell
>>747566284
>>747515124DA2 was pretty shit, though. it needed at least 2 or 3 more years of dev time to reach a polished CRPG state. its only saving grace was that you could RP as an unhinged shitposter, which was fun.
