What's your favorite thing about Samus?
>>747521219Oh god, there's going to be a fuck ton of vore and weight gain porn on /v/ now.
Her treasure trail pubes
>>747521219Samus is ryonabait
>>747521465She TANKS those btw.
eh kills metroids and doesn't afraid of anything
>>747521219Her abs
>>747522221just needs a 12 inch futa cock and some balls falling out her of bikini.
>>747521663Still a hot bimbo even after all these years.Is there any other video game female protagonist that managed that?
>>747522292That's gay, anon.
>>747522221cute and strong
>>747521219Her intimidating stoicism
>>747521219Feather pubes
>>747521219She's 100% serious, there's no whimsy in her characterization. She also has the most tragic backstory of any Nintendo protagonist, and somehow remains loyal to a federation that has betrayed or at least kept her in the dark about several events that she risked her life to solve.
>>747526340>there's no whimsy in her characterizationHer manga disagrees
>>747526340samus returns has whimsy
>>747521219I like how she predates Doom Guy and Master Chief. The most iconic "Big dude in armor" character in sci fi is a hot woman.
>>747521405>going to be aYou're a little late
>>747521219Her enormous futa cock
>>747521663is she...the last woman left in games?
>>747521405Samus Aran 12 hour mukbanghaha wait this isn't the search bar
Her big personality!
>>747526728The first woman of video games is the last.A bit Kafkaesque, no?
>>747521663...why are some pictures concept art instead of her in-gameWHAT ARE YOU HIDING
>>747526910None of that is concept are, dummy.
my hopes for metroid: samus returns to the buffet a fifth time is more samus eating burger images>>747525991>shadow doesn't match the suitshit art
>>747521219Can this thread be about /v/ girls eating burgers?
>>747521219Her veiny, musky, throbbing 16-inch troon gock that she's reamed the entire cast of smash ultimate with
>>747521219Chozo DNA means she has feathered pubes.
>>747527649…
>>747527137Since when is Saber a /v/ girl? She's /a/ if anything, I don't care if she came from a VN.
>>747527137I'd be fine with that.
how she has to lay an egg every hour
>>747521219her expressions in rape hentai
burgers
>>747527137She's on a diet, sorry
>>747521219
>>747521219Her series is the best Nintendo has.
>>747527137Sure
>>747528709She's given up on her diet
I haven't thought about or cared about the Metroid series in probably like 20 years.
>>747528709No fucking way some municipality spent money building that shit as an advertisement for a trillion dollar corporation.
Does Samus eat other women?
>>747526569>>747526754This
>>747521219she's mentally fucked up and has a lot of complexes about her family/lack of (see other m) but is still badass and righteous. i don't think there are two samuses. i like that she can be all of that.
>>747529545Pretty sure mcdonalds just paid for that
All penguins are just Samus in costumes. Penguins don't exist. They were invented by Samus to trick us.
>>747527137
>>747529653In a sense, yes.
>>747527137I have a folder specifically for this purpose.
>>747527137>>747531610Is girls eating burgers a fetish?
>>747530156Samus is straight
I fucking hate what obesity fags have done to BBW.
Honestly, the only thing I like about Samus anymore is that she's a hot blonde. I don't know where the fuck I'm supposed to be getting from the story:Metroid 1: SAMUS IS A GIRL!Metroid 2: SAMUS LIKES BABIES!Super Metroid: SAMUS LIKES CUTE THINGS!Metroid Fusion: SAMUS STILL LIKES CUTE THINGS!Metroid Dread: SAMUS IS A METROID!!The only thing that can save the franchise is if pic related becomes canon.>>747532027See pic related
>>747531876Surely for someone out there, but it's not mine. I just think it's an adorable subject matter.
>>747532192What exactly do you think a BBW is?
>>747532027She's a futa so fucking girls IS straight.
>>747532391>She's a futaNot canon
>>747531876This >>747532343I just think it's cute.
>>747521219To be honest, my favorite thing about her is that deep down she is a profoundly autistic dork. I mean it, it makes me genuinely happy.
>>747532387Not THAT big. That's downright self-destructive behavior. I can see the heart attack develop live while she's getting fucked up the ass.
>>747532810Izzat UP
>>747533632
how come none of these characters can hold their burgers right
>>747533632Spongebob reference.
>>747521219she gives the good suck
>>747521405if we're lucky
>>747532239Nintendo should invert the popular adult man/little girl game archetype and make an adult woman/little boy Metroid game.
>>747521219she kill ayy lmao and doesnt afraid of anything
>>747532192I like how that sentence makes no sense, but I totally get it. You just want some extra squishy belly with a thicc build.
>>747534586If they want to sell a gorillion copies, yes
>>747521219Light suit
Her skin tight latex zero suit and bimbo high heels.
>>747521405as long as shes voring me
>>747521405>Now
>burger thread
>>747521663Brawl version best version. I like her Satsuki eyebrows.
I want to be Hambular and be eaten by Samus
I like that Samus has compassion for animals.
>>747521663Smash 4 will never be topped, except by me of course hehe
>>747537597Waiting for there to be a reference to Jonesy in a Metroid game. Cute little bugger
>>747521219that shes a blonde white woman skinny with big perky firm boobies and a big ass
>>747541730sucking the cream out of a twinkie
>>747541730AHHHGGG NOOOO QUIT SUCKING ON MY FUCKING MILKSHAKE YOU BITCH THAT'S MINEOWWW OWW OWW SAMUS GET YOUR FUCKING LIPS OFF MY MILKSHAKE YOU DIRTY WHORE I SPENT 5 DOLLARS ON THAT
>>747539452Why did he do it?
>>747521219why are transgenders so obsessed with pictures of anime girls eating burgers
Btw is it confirmed that the special edition is just the amiibo and a steelbook? Seems lame compared to the dread special edition.
Vore and weight gain is almost as bad as shitted, I hate americans. I hate the antichrist
>>747527137>Saber has been flanderised into burger girlIt was always Saber Alter that was into junk food not Saber
>>747521405
>>747521219The fact that at this point she's a complete clusterfuck of biomass stuffed into a suit that somehow still looks like a 10
I hope the feeder mechanic is fun.
>>747521219She's lonelyhttps://x.com/TomycaseM/status/2098935727899750591
>>747521219She's super
>>747521663If there's one thing Prime 4 got right, it's the visuals. Refreshing considering what Retro did to her in the Prime remaster.
>>747521405now you faggots will understand the pain of anyone who was a fan of splashwomans original design
>>747521405>I want a new 2D Metroid (that isn't a Super remake) to make us forget about Prime 4!
>>747528819> her flexibility
>>747521219She's cool, cute, and caring. A perfect woman if you ask me.>>747541730To the heroes who decided to make porn of Samus using her Metroid powers, you're the reason why God hasn't killed us yet.
>>747521663the fuck happened to her in hunters?
>>747521219her suit
>>747545759Kek and real.
>>747546673Ungy
>>747521219The fact that she’s going to bear my kids
>>747521219She's good at her job. Too bad she's now going to eat her bounties.
Oh good, there's going to be a fuck ton of vore and weight gain porn on /v/ now.
Is this a Metroid thread, a borgar thread, a vore thread or an architect thread?
>>747554281Burgerbros are asleep, hence the lack of burgers
>>747554395>slopslop
It's more efficient
>>747527137borgir
>>747521405I haven't seen literally any vore posted in these threads.
>>747541730>>747542375
>>747521456she is hairless because she is a woman and not a man
