is it really THAT Bad?
>>747523586You tell me.
>>747523586M-maybe it's not that bad actually...
>>747523586Just Zelda for some reason, she REALLY got the short end of the redesign stick.
>>747523586Dude, they look horrible, and the only to way to change that is convincing yourself that the game doesn't look as bad as you tought.Something Nintendo fans are experts at, btw.
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>>747523586I'm in the 'only Zelda looks off' camp. I'm guessing her adult form will be perfectly fine though. Looking forward to seeing King Zora and Magic Bean Guy though. Kino shit
pedophile racist thread
>>747523586No, it's based on a concept. Once you realize that it will start growing on you.
>>747523586Everyone stop complaining about the OoT remake.
>>747524514>we made it ugly as fuck intentionally, so if you dont like it then youre just a gaijinits ugly, cope
>>747524575For me to stop complaining about OOT'26 would mean I would have had to bEEN whining in the first place thougheverbeit. Something that just isn't the case.
>>747523586>not even changing the fontWe know it's your job and all but holy shit at least try to make it the smallest bit less obvious.
It's not, there's just a certain type of retard that will bitch and moan about everything all the time.If you ask any person that isn't brainrotted by internet discourse what they think of the trailer visually they'll tell you it looks very nice.
>>747523586This...Broke me....
>>747525015>The Quiet Badness of Ocarina of Time Remake...
>>747524448for me it's a tie between zelda and darunia
>>747524424>no more stalchildren or PeahatsHe's not wrong.
I am so fucking tired of tendie manchildren reposting threads about this stupid fucking remake it makes me want to strangle my newborn son and wife. stop fucking posting this goddamn image you proto tranny autist subhumans no one fucking cares about nintendo shit anymore. You fuckers would suck shit out of a poop condom if some japanese bing bing wahoo defecated in it. Fuck you. I hate you so fucking much I wish I could kill you spamming assholes irl
oh it's BAD
>>747525328Try it, bitch. I bet I could kill you with both hands tied behind my back.
>>747523586Clickbait is bad yes
>>747525189but there freaking GHOSTS Now!
>>747525328Why are you so enamored with shit? Seek help
>>747525386by falling on him?
>>747523586>>747523852That nose could cut diamonds >>747524078Her wet oily body is perfect for a Diddy Party>>747524424Thanks friend
>>747525328Nintendo won, Snoyfag
>>747523586>>747525790>>747524078So why do malon and Ruto get to keep her 3ds design yet zelda looks like a fucking ayy lmao?
>>747523586>is it really THAT Bad?Yes, Link's design is shit and you literally have to look at him every single second you're playing the damn game.Yes, the jump button and other QoL shit is welcome, but for God's forsaken sake, the fucking visuals are atrocius, I wanted to gouge my eyes looking at that shit, I'd honestly rather grab my 3ds and play my copy of the oot port there.
>>747525790>>747524078Attractive female characters in 2026? I thought we had finally moved beyond this.... Even worse they are children!
>>747525386>>747525493>>747525493>tendie thinks its big and badSubhuman effeminate cuck
>>747524078The hottest girl is epona
>>747526270Kill yourself tendie
>>747524965Some of my normie ass friends think it looks weird and they're looking forward to fable and interstellar. I'm a terminally onlinefag and think it could have been a lot better but at least they didn't botw it
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>>747525790Where’s her render lol?
>>747526156>it makes me want to strangle my newborn son and wifeAnd you're calling anyone else effeminate?
>>747526270Sex with Twinrova
>>747526493> normie> looking forward to fableI don't think so> interstellarThe what now?
Usually it's just some light trolling, but holy shit, the anti-Nintendo fags are absolutely fucking tard raging right now. I think they were expecting everyone to absolutely hate the reveal and now they're losing their continence.
>>747526864probably means that intergalactic game
>>747523586it's amazing how Zelda is the one franchise that always, without a beat, manages to break /v/. Anyways yeah, the whiplash and visceral reaction of the reveal is real, but it's nowhere near as bad as the UE Zelda.>in b4 copeYeah yeah, whatever, it's not how I would have expected or wanted nintendo to go about another OoT remake, but I'll just see it as something different that won't replace the original.
>>747526696Fuck off subhuman numale tendie. Go spam another troonarina of kek thread you faggot.
>>747526897>Any criticism can be defined as either trolling or tard ragingTendies are legitimately in a cult
>>747527025It's perfectly fine to have a middling opinion on things, you don't have to be an extremist. I think some of it looks great, and some of it looks not so great. Unless you really believe all of the "hire this man" posts are genuine and not just terminally online lobotomy patients going with the crowd for attention and validation.
>>747527265>Unless you really believe all of the "hire this man" posts are genuine and not just terminally online lobotomy patients going with the crowd for attention and validation.It legitimately looks like the unreal engine HIRE THIS MAN memes though. Exactly like it, it's uncanny.
>>747527323No it fucking doesn't, you're either a retard or you're just trying to save face. Likely the latter, chinks hate Zelda.
>>747527375>No it fucking doesn'tIt does.>you're either a retard or you're just trying to save face.No, I'm just not blind and I don't have some weird loyalty to corporations that makes me pretend otherwise.>Likely the latter, chinks hate Zelda.I love Zelda tho. I just think this game looks like shit. I'm boughtening the pro controller and replaying Master Quest while I wait for a proper new game.
>>747527375nta but its honestly what popped into my head when i watched the traileri think it looks good for the most part but could've looked better
>>747525790imagine the sex
>>747523852>Elves won't survive if don't let the orcs in, Link
>>747527570Those are polygons you fucking tendie. No sex just like every tendies worthless life
>>747527771Funnily enough, Zelda's whole deal is to keep the filthy Gerudo and Moblins out of Hyrule.
>>747527842>but its ok when it's Sarah from tlou
>>747526864Intergalactic, planetary (planetary, intergalactic).
>>747525790I might buy a Switch 2 for her
>>747528251it's not the same thing
>>747528251>pedo deflectionAll you niggers do is pass the blame of your fucked up proclivities onto something else completely unrelated. I genuinely wish death onto every pedo pussy retard. Subhuman
>>747528783stay mad eric
>>747528783said the pedo
>>747528783>pedo pussywait a minute... say that again
>>747528783sounds like something a pedo would say
>>747524424>>747526559we need more
>>747528940>>747528930>>747528896>more deflection
>>747529069hello
>>747526493>InterstellarI'm glad I'm not the only one who can never remember the name of it and only comes up with this
Everyone except Zelda looks fineZelda looks like she escaped Chernobyl.
All of the human characters look indianIf you deny this you're fucking blind
>>747531401>Zelda looks like she escaped Chernobyl.You mean Dachau?
>>747524078Why cover her breast but not her cunny
it isn't a Nintendo Hire this Man, you're mindbroken into rejecting good graphics
>>747523586They embellished the character designs to account for the severely reduced screen size that players will be playing with. It won't appear as harsh when actually playing it. The anti-soul gas on the other hand is shit design that Nintendo ought to be bullied into changing.
>>747528783>>747529069for as long as you haven't taken a shot at the orange pedo jew wall kisser you call potus, you will forever be this guy kekalways projecting under the guise of fake moralfaggotry instead of dealing with a known ped
/v/ will call the remake ugly while defending Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword's atrocious art styles
>>747525915Even Nintendo is aware of it.
>>747531879I know this is off topic /pol/faggotry, but it really is always THOSE fucking guys getting outed, isn't it? They subconsciously know what's inside of them and project the hate outward.
>>747525328I'm laughing at them. Even Metroidfags and Kirbyfags have more to look forward to.
>>747532005NTA yeah more often than not I've seen so many instances of them "outing" pedos while being pedos themselvesAny reasonable person would just leave it to the police to deal with, but the ones who love projecting a lot tend to overcompensateKind of like those vocal anti-gay representatives being caught gay as well
>>747532573Specifically, it always seems to be the ones going after animated material. You never see these guys doing this performative outrage over actual sex offenders, or if they do, it's never the officials/politicians on their side of the political aisle. Loli/shota is just a safe target for them to project at so they don't have to remove the plank from their own eye.
>>747533013>>747532573>>747532005>>747531879per capita democrats are the biggest pedos; hollywood , the video game industry, the music industry, LGBTs, arabs, etc. All D+70%
>>747533428but now you've got trump, the king of pedos, featured several times in the epstein files, pardoned pedos and sent some of them back to israel, his favorite catchphrase "i'll buy your daughter from you" in a tv showor ted cruz, a republican representative, who begged people to stop talking about the epstein files, his favorite catchphrase "let's stop attacking pedophiles"not to mention republicans in general tried to block bans against child marriage several timesbut you know what, either way, it's a unanimous vote from both dems and republican representatives to halt the release of epstein files even after the judge ruling, how's that for interesting.you basically live with an epstein government and the people are no diffrent or indifferent
They clearly designed it with the intention of reducing the absurd amount of pornography. Think big mouth. You seen porn of big mouth? Barely exists despite the show being all about children being horny as fuck
>>747524078You know what her skins sounds rubbing against itself? Like her thighs? Like when the tub was nearly empty and you slide around and your skin vibrates and makes that squelching noise. That sqii-sqii-sqii sound. That's what vigorous skin on skin contact sounds like with ruto.Just saiyen
>>747524495Woah, I would NEVER be racist
>>747525328The irony of a violently mentally ill schizo manchild thinking he is any better than the average toddler
>>747534357That's hot
>>747534631Don't be gross
>>747534208If that was true they wouldn't have made every other character sexy as fuck, even the child characters.
>>747532573Yeah if you've seen the kiwifarms admin ranting about Pragmata you get the full picture, in the same breath as he accused people who played the game of being pedos he went on 10 entire minutes describing her "glossy" lips being way too attractive.
>>747524448Same, the line on the side of the nose looks bad. But the official render looks different. And some anon here removed the hat, and added the hair, she looked surprisingly good for some reason. I wish I had saved it
>>747523586Yes its that bad, they kept the N64 aesthetic as if it was a legitimate ``artstyle`` and not low poly models we see in every single N64 game and it looks extremely bad, like an AI texture on top of those models, not even the original concept art back in the day looked like that
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>>747531879Still no evidence to this day lmaoYou missed twice. You lost twice. No amount of impotent seething will change that.
>>747523586>>747524078Honestly none of them look good, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say simply unscaling the original or the 3DS models would look substantially better. Same with the environment footage.
reserved verdict until I see the Bombchu girl
Jewish Zelda is cute, and I will never stop loving her.
>>747540065Grim
>>747523586No. People just want to instigate.
>>747527771>Zelda>orcsLarperbro....
>>747534724No thats just you ya creep
>>747524424>Of course I'd let my daughter date a Goron! I'm not a racist!
>>747524424Hyrule would be better ruled by a minority like the Gerudo
>>747527323It really doesn't. Hire this man shit is more than just realistic graphics. What really makes a hire this man video is the hilariously mismatched assets, like throwing in all these high detail plants from your asset pack and combining with houses that barely look more detailed than they would on N64 and chucking a bunch of default UE lighting and effects on top of that. There's also the noticeable lack of decent animation on anything. In other words, the whole thing just looks amateurish on multiple levels. The actual OoT remake does not even if you might disagree with some design decisions.
>>747544665The remake graphics are mismatched too though. Like just compare Link to Honey and Darling. But more than the visuals the thing that made me think of HIRE THIS MAN is the animation. Something about Link picking up the slingshot or the rupee in the water just really reminded me of that.
>>747523586>>747523852Cute Jewfu
>>747523852Lol WTF. Is this the design they went with??? Zelda actually looks Jewish!!Omg.
>>747524078
>>747533883Bush arrested EpsteinObama freed EpsteinTrump arrested EpsteinBiden didnt release the filesTrump released the filesDemocrats were caught literally texting Epstien for political advice in the middle of Congressional HearingsObama's white house lawyer is in the files for having dinner with himwhile Trump's only connection to Epstein was being at the same parties a few times where hundreds of other people attended.If you ACTUALLY cared about Pedos you wouldn't be a literal tool for the Pedocrat Party while falsely blaming people who who clearly weren't involved
>>747523586it's awful
>>747523852i know this is supposed to show judaism but it looks like that dude with implants who there was a meme about being the actor for zelda in the movie. this is how his profile looks
>>747523852She looks like she just let the city gates open for the orcs
>>747548629The Trump Epstein association is weird to me because Democrats spent a whole decade calling it a conspiracy theory and not being interested in the files at all until the media started framing it that Trump was heavily involved.
>>747523852>Hyrule was promised to us 2000 years ago!
>>747523586it's good
>>747548629>Obama freed EpsteinWow how did he do that a year before he became president
>>747523586>>747524078WHY ARE THEIR EYES SO FUCKING BLURRY? I HATE WHEN ANIME DOES THIS SHIT
Saria and Zelda in Spanish dub cute
>>747553280>Spanish peopleMay Allah forgive me for even interacting with them passively
Do you guys think nintendo is hiding a new content?
>>747523852Always makes me chuckle.
>>747523586a youtuber company reading AI generated trext with AI voice is probably right, yeah
>>747523852reminder that zelda is literally the jewish version of the german name griselda
>>747524078how can troons consider this attractive?japanese loli mogs once again
>>747555151behind a ¥3000 expansion announced in a Direct in January, sure
Link does not have a forehead in the remake. I repeat. no forehead.
>>747532595Bro peaked in middle school
>>747524495>"NOOOOOOO! You have to accept Zelda looking like an inhuman goblin otherwise you're a pedophile"
The best girl
>>747558448I think this alteration is just awful, Link looks fine as is
>>747558448every time someone tries to improve what nintendo is doing with these models it looks worse
>>747558448>young link if he is a balding meth head
>>747523586First this and then everything at BlizzCon. Disappointment has become the default setting in the video games industry .
>>747523852Fpbp came here to post this
>>747534804REAL terminally online niggas know that Null tried to abduct and marry underage girls during his Blockland days, which makes his kvetching over Pragmata even funnier.
