PLEASE NINTENGODS, GIVE ME A REAL TOP DOWN ZELDA GAME THAT'S NOT A REMAKE OR A FUCKING SPINOFF!
>>747524162"New 2D Metroid", you say? You got it
Have you played all the top down zelda games already? Can you name them from memory?
>>747524162zelda fucks ganon because link goes around the world fucking every single female he meets then he gets mad
>>747524690I'm not OP butA Link to the PastOracle of Ages/SeasonsLink's AwakeningA Link Between WorldsThe sequel to LBW?Phantom HourglassSpirit TracksFour SwordsFour Swords Adventures
>>747524838oh yeah and the Link's Awakening sequel for Switch, forgot what that one was called. that should be all of them...
>>747524838>Not The legend of Zelda >Not Minish Cap>Not Triforce Heroes F
>nintengodsAnd they'll try to tell you tendies aren't cultists...
>>747524769why are thirdies obsessed with cheating and cuckoldry?
>>747524162Pipistrello.
>>747524942>triforce herosFriendslop
>>747525170>xhe doesn't know
>>747524162Fucking why? They're all the same, just go play one of the old ones
>>747525108because that's what OP image is
>>747525170Yeah we used to have friends and gather together to play a decade ago
>>747525068
>>747524162> monkey's paw curls
>>747524162You already got Echoes of Wisdom.
>>747525515That's a spinoff
>>747525474Should have used the opportunity to post kratos but you tendies are as uncreative as your supposed GOOODS in short not beating the allegations
>>747525630That's a mainline game, kimosabe
>>747525651>KratosThe new snoy poster boy is Logan
>>747525630Ah, yes. Ocarina of Time, and it's spin-off, Majora's Mask.
>>747525874Those aren't top-down, did you even read the faggot (OP)?
>>747524769His rage was justified, every man should be entitled to his harem. Also it should'ved ended with him killing Zelda and ruling Hyrule his bitches.
>>747525874You don't play as a w*man secondary character in Majora's Mask.
>>747526010You’re tripping over yourself moving the goal post you dumb tranny
>>747526010> replying to a reply, not OPmedia literacy continues to decline
>>747525515I actually really liked this game.Except for localization making Dekus "they/them" pronouns. Fuck that faggotry.
>>747525108Despite the cutsie style, the op is from a porn animation. Anon just gave a synopsis of the plot.
>>747524162Have you played through EVERY top down Zelda game released so far, anon? Because there are quite a lot of them. And they come out on a regular basis, so you're being a bit dramatic.
>>747525320You didnt answer the question
>>>/vp/
>>747524162Mina's game.
>>747528523malfunctioning bot
>>747525515Nah, that game is peak zeldakino, in fact, I want a sequel.
>>747524162>>747524838Secrets of Grindea. You're damn welcome, shit's great.
>>747524162Zelda getting fucked in that animation was so fucking good
>>747524162I want a giant dungeon crawler Zelda (basically Metroidvania)>no overworld>massive dungeon, some puzzles, some enemies, various themes including the inevitable lava one>each item you get will help you unlock new parts of the dungeon or get around faster>start with sword and shield, end with massive arsenal
>>747524162I watched this thinking it was Link going around fucking the OoT girls and was pretty disappointed.
>>747530950>>747531584catbox?
I'm just looking forward to seeing what cross-dressing link looks like in each new game
>>747531157Almost sounds like Phantom Hourglass if it were good senpai
