code monkey get up get coffecode monkey got a job
Johnathan coulton is gemmylast bastion of nerd culture holding on after it was annihilated by troons
>>747525707>Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle>He sit down, pretend to work>Code Monkey not thinking, so straight>Code Monkey not feeling, so great
I miss the 00s so much.
>Cus it's gonna be THE FUTURE SOON and I won't always be this way,>when the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away.
>>747525707>>747529097CODE MONKEY LIKE FRITOSCODE MONKEY LIKE TAB & MOUNTAIN DEW
>>747525707Good times.The internet used to be so much more wholesome. Or maybe I just remember it that way because this video game out when I was 10.
>>747531547CODE MONKEY VERY SIMPLE MANWITH BIG WARM FUZZY SECRET HEART
>>747528997>>747529143>>747532086How is this any different from wholesome chungus "can you pet the dog" shit?
>>747532219Because youre gay if you write what you wrote.
Actual dialogue I had with Johnathan Coulton at PAX last year:>"Hey!">"Hi!">*presents him with the copy of Artificial Heart I just purchased from his merch booth*>"Sorry to say I can't name the exact album I wanted because I'm not THE MOST dedicated Johnathan Coulton fan in the world.">he laughs"I forgive you.">he signs it>*chimes in again* "Yeah, but I do love your music. I think Code Monkey is, like, one of the most nostalgic songs ever written in any time period.">he comically pauses for a split second and laughs as though it's astonishing to him that I actually like it that way>I take the signed CD and leave
>>747532359Not an actual answer.
It was the only reason I ever watched G4.
>>747532219It came out before there was an algorithmic push to exploit shit for profit. It wasn't really even possible to make money with videos back then.Modern chungus shit is insincere, it's just an aesthetic gimmick.Meanwhile these early WoW machinima videos were labors of autism with no expectation of reward, whether it be in social media clout or money.Gen alpha kids like you can't even fathom an internet ecosystem that isn't based on being an """influencer""" busker.
>>747532219The wholesome chungus is not a bad thing. I miss when normalfags had this personality and not this FAFO boomer up yours izzat farming mentality. Current culture is nonstop culture wars, I miss the bush era even though I thought it was political charged back then. Its nothing like today were everything have to be a political soap box. Fuck is there even cubical white office jobs now? All them been ship off to overseas for hordes of browns to have. Code monkey can't even hit on the girl anymore in todays world because he would be tossed in prison over nothing. We live in such cursed times its unreal. Men can't be men, and women are cunts and fat. Code monkey today now transition to a woman and kills himself by 40.During the bush era I thought we were in hell but boy was I wrong. I miss wholesome culture, I miss when jokes were actual funny and not ragebait, or 80 layers of irony ear rape with monkey rap. I hate how browns ruined the internet with their god awful takes and shilling. >>747532086It was and people had manners back then.
>>747532916Same. I remember there was also the, "Suoer Bug Product Fun Show". That was my first introduction to Japanese game shows as a kid.
>>747533890I was there for this anon, I hated it back then and I hate it now. Anyone who enjoys things should kill themselves.
>>747534037>code monkey transition>code monkey take E and HRT>code monkey born incorrect>true gender trapped deep inside>code monkey tranny
