Oh yeah, THAT happened
>>747531239What's his name again?
>>747531239Now I know how Judge Dredd comic fans felt about the Stallone movie
>showrunners openly admitted they were intentionally trying to piss off fans as much as possible I'd ask, but we all know exactly why.
>>747531898them and the fallout showrunners should all die in a set accident so their millennial glasses end up in the landfill
>>747531239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x98pkoBOsQ
>>747531337Johnny Rings
>>747531337Claptain Cheeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRMUYpH7bQkhere's something that's actually good and live action from halo
i replayed the first game through that recent remake honestly halo was never that good replaying it and im not even sure why they bothered making a TV show about it
inb4 landfall
>>747532198I think you're a faggot retard that should've played the original
>>747532279it's a generic fps game, wouldn't have changed my opinionthe warthog driving was horrible though tbf
>>747531239it was hard to believe how bad it wasyou have a franchise about fighting aliens, and the show is about space lesbians ... oh and halo guy shows up now and then but he sucks assalso the romance between halo guy and the alien chick just falls flat, comes too late and then she just dies and then ... john dies too? what? 1/10
>>747532471these shows with the settings and stolen from good writers to then make it about lesbians makes me hate them more they include them
>>747531239I never forgot. I still carry it with me. All the weight... the pain... it's nearly unbearable
>Chief "dies">Cortana takes over>Suddenly doing all the cool shit from the gamesWhat in the FUCK
>>747532921i cant wrap my head around making a show about one character only to kill him off and "then the real show starts" and it instantly gets cancelledentire show feels like just money laundering and they knew there wont be any continuation
>>747531239There is literally only one bearable scene and its the very last one of the showI actually liked the Flood approach at the end. Lots of little subtle showings of an intelligent parasite spreading itself around unnoticed because it knows it's too weak to be direct yet.But one scene doesn't make a dogshit tv show less dogshit
>>747533092kikes and middle aged hags should just be forced out of the industry
>>747533092>he forgot about the second seasonOH BOY!
>>747532636Why is that man kissing an albino gorilla?Is this Halo?Where's the Covenant?
>>747533695This is the Gaylo showNot Halo
>>747531831At least the more recent one was actually good.
>>747533695Yes! The albino gorilla is ackshully a blind Spartan washout. He and his faggy therapist cruster die during the fall of Reach.
>>747531239
>>747531898>>747531959where the fuck did all these spite driven people come fromit must be miserable voluntarily working on something you hate just to make some strangers angry
>>747531239It sucked, but it did improve in season 2. Still not good though.
>>747535106Israel and California, mostly.
>>747531337the Local Burner
>>747533695Covenant?
>>747531831>Now I know how Judge Dredd comic fans felt about the Stallone movieThe Stallone one was, at least, a fun action film on it's own.The Halo series was both poorly made and a prolonged shit over the established lore/characters.
>>747532471
>>747535362Damn dude maybe designing your trillion dollar space elevator to explode from one bullet was a bad idea.
>>747535452it's more of removing the helmet part makes me like how muslims are throwing hissy fits over showings/drawings of muhammad's face
>>747531239It stands as a reminder that any time someone making an adaptation of a game says>we didn't actually review the source material because we thought it would limit our writingyou should stay well the fuck away from it.That right there is most of why this show failed.They took a series about humans fighting aliens in an existential conflict and focused on the brief human on human conflict used to justify the existence of the main character.Then they fucked it up by making the UNSC generic "evil empire" types and butchering the characters.
>>747535657>makes me like how muslims are throwing hissy fits over showings/drawings of muhammad's faceTo their credit, it's a cultural thing that somewhat makes sense in context.Attempting to render his form in an imperfect way (pictures and drawings) is seen as sacrilege because it's considered disrespectful to misrepresent his image and akin to playing god in a way.It mostly makes sense when you remember the limited means people had to depict him when he was actually alive, and is now mostly done out of respect for the wishes of their prophet.For Halo, it's more that you're supposed to self-insert as the chief.Anyone revealing what he looks like under the helmet is demonstrating that they don't understand the story of the games and the point of chief as a character.
>>747535362the way they just let her do her thing was so silly... >we are evil bad guys and this lesbo is coming at us with a weapon raised, lets just let wait and see what happenswho even writes this garbage?
>>747534105>He and his faggy therapist cruster die during the fall of Reach.Who knew the covenant were the good guys the whole time?
>>747535106Weird isn't it.They grew up in the era where even though creative types had certain beliefs, they still just made good tv, now its just endlessly dunking on one side.
>>747536329I saw the cutscene where Chief takes off his helmet and theres just another helmet.
>>747536329It's moreso they don't want the depictions to be worshipped instead of the teachings. It's a response to Christianity plastering Jesus everywhere and elevating him to a deity.>Jesus is a cool dude in Christianity >fanart everywhere, people run with it>fanon becomes he's literally the son of God aka Christianity's Lightning>Islam retcons Jesus back to regular cool dude, forbids all fanart to keep it under control
they made chief into an ugly kike
>Chief is defined by being calm, cool, collected, methodical, and quiet>show has him constantly screaming and yelling and acting emotionally unhingedI also nooticed that they did this with the Punisher in his show, too.
>>747531337Master Bates
>>747537485There are some Christians who forbid depictions of Jesus for this reason, but most people follow the "We care about what this represents" approach.
>>747539964it would be a sin for jesus (pride) to give a shit about drawing his image those Christians are stupid
>>747531239time will show that this adaptation was a masterpiece and manchild gamers simply couldnt grasp the showrunner's vision
>>747531337Jimmy rings1337
>>747531239The people that made that show dont give a shit about or understand halo.
>>747540798not in a million years
>>747531337Master cheeks
>>747533695This is what happens if you cross breed with Brutes
>>747531239Everything 343 touches turned to shit. Anything released past Reach is a fan fiction in an alternate reality. They can still reset it and have Chief wake up on board the Forward unto Dawn and have the real sequel for halo 3 done by a different company.
>terrible hitman movies>forgotten ass creed movie>turbo woke tlou show>boring fallout show>terrible halo show>god of war show is coming>atreus looks like a gremlin and kratos is bending over like a fagstill impressive how corporations are allowed to pump out slop without any government regulation
