You can enslave this thing btw
Hoe
>>747532468Just one of her hands.
she literally did the opposite to a small boy from kanto, literally trapped him in an alternate timeline
>>747532468Isn't that literally God?
>>747532468she willingly signs the slave contract. she wants to be treated like a human's pet.
Deity pokemon are retarded.
>she
I’m pretty sure in the lore at any time can do whatever it wants like escape for example but simply doesn’t care
Incorrect, it's just a piece of it
>>747532468Arceus just loans you one of his arms. It isn't the "real" arceus.Very fascinating pokemon. Do the arms essentially share one brain amongst them, or are they being controlled by a greater entity? I like to headcanon that the "main" body looks something like the beta arceus, since I like both the beta and final designs a good bit, and something more incorporeal works for that position.
>>747534441>doesn't know the secret lore
>>747532468Oh no, I hope it doesnt disguise itself as a human in order to trick me into dating them haha
>>747535151here is full size pic you retard
>>747532468I don't care if it's just one of their arms, I'm cumming inside every single night after I catch it
>>747532468>pretends to be hurt just so she can fug a human manliterally why
>>747538157she needs your babymakers
>>747537538>>747538157What's this about
>>747541334In the gamefreak teraleak, there was one employee that wrote a few folklore short stories based on yokai or something that was stowed away in his vault for 20 years. One of those was pedophile typhlosion. Another was slaking raping a woman and impregnating her with a slakoth for torturing slakoths with her friends, then her friends kill her baby. One dude got a lapras pregnant. The relevant one here is "aus" appearing as a woman to sleep with a human man.Kinda funny but people freaked out about it too muchThe regigigas stories were much more interesting
>>747537538...what
>>747541334There was a Game Freak leak called the teraleak because a terabyte of data was stolen. This included old things like clips of alphas, cut sprites, etc. Some of it was unused or cut lore from gen 4. Some of gen 4's lore was loosely based on myths where gods would make babies with humans and one of them involved Arceus pretending to be injured so that a human man would rescue and fuck her.
Why did the whore demiurge allow her usurper to not only live but also replicate?
>>747541678>The regigigas stories were much more interestingWhat did reginald do
>>747541334God is a whore.
>>747542228>Star Wars>Lord of the Rings>now PokemonWhy are goddesses such whores for mortal men?
>>747542176Regigigas and his brothers (not the ones you see in the game I think) arose to kill the demiurge but his brothers were killed in retaliation, which could have implied they were turned into the arceus platesHowever in SV they made a normal type plate for whatever reason so not sure about that anymoreApparently this was more common knowledge in japan, but we don't get all this shit in english. Same with the "pokemon shrink" thing.
>>747542347It's not uncommon for creators to lust after their creations. Just look at furries.
>>747542052>replicateYou mean rape several human women?
>>747532785they made this motherfucker into the xmas theme
>Teraleak was 2 years ago
>>747534369Kinky bitch
>>747537538Sorry I was just trying to save space on my 10TB hard drive.
>>747542413>in SV they made a normal type plateAm I really just hearing this now?
>>747543069Actually double checking, it's from PLA, but I do wonder why they made it, especially since the legend plate fills the same role but upgrades judgement while its at it.
>>747542176Regigigas tried to reach gnosis by killing the demiurge (Arceus) and the other Regigigases got killed after clobbering the shit out of Arceus. Arceus returns to power and then spares one Regigigas and curses him with Slow Start.
>>747543271>That hip thrustUnfShe's into it
Tera Leak was probably the most interesting leak of all time. Yes, even more interesting than the recent one.
>>747542176Retard and his brothers ganged up on an infant and lost
>>747543456The Regis were born of the shell of the egg that Arceus hatched from and beat the shit out of Arceus, forcing her to flee, get fucked by a human, give birth to Dialga and Palkia, and return to kill the free thinkers.
>>747543558You're mixing up the myths. Regiegg and Arceus seducing a random guy are different stories, IIRC.Even if they were a part of the same myth, it means a random guy was able to fight Regigigas one on one for a while.
>>747543640They seemed to be connected because Arceus was brutally injured at the start of the myth where she gets nakadashi'd by Ningen-san. What could leave Arceus injured but the 18 titans rocking her shit?
>>747543698I recall Girantina supposedly being an option?
>>747543740Could be. The "giant" that kicked Arceus' ass could've been Giratina, but the story makes it sound an awful lot like a continuation of what happened when Arceus was born (the "titans", AKA Regigigas and his brothers, were born from the shell and decided to beat the shit out of Arceus)
>>747543640>it means a random guy was able to fight Regigigas one on one for a whileLiterally me
I wish even a little bit of the creation myths of Pokemon would be explored further, but we don't even know what the original dragon looks like after all these years, so at this rate we'll probably all be dead
>>747543924Legends Unova, trust the plan
I'm building a team
>>747544002Sekkusu tokusentai>TOKUSENTAI!>TOKUSENTAI!
>>747543914Congrats on being a father, anon.
Unc playin he Arsee Ahh ganes
>>747544087>I have appeared to you in this shape as my true form would rend your mind>nvm it's just a horse
>>747543924I don't think they're meant to be taken any further. They exist to explain how and why some aspects of the Pokemon work as they do, such as why humans and Pokemon coexist despite one side being able to create weaponry and the other being walking destructive forces. Like our real world myths, the stories don't really connect to the modern day. You can't seek the forge of Hephaestus to make a sequel to his story.
>>747544071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mYBest song in all of Japanese DBZ
>>747544071
I don't see Arceus' plan as a bad thing. She knew sex with human men was wonderful, and so by an admittedly convoluted system of slavery ensured female Pokémon would continue to have sex with human men.
>>747544220This is her true form
>>747544334>i kill u hore
>>747544297I almost miss the Typhlosion memes.
>>747534894The Japanese version of PLA uses the term "bunrei" which basically means autonomous division of a God's soul. The term is used for both the 'arm' you receive as well as Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina. They're all divisions of the overarching true Arceus with the Creation Trio having enough separation to be full fledged individuals in their own right.
>>747544537I miss sex god Octillery.
Why did he do it?
>>747543914The indomitable human spirit.
>>747544960>2 points for a bunch of shitty baby mon>3 points for a bunch of box legendaries3 point group 6x and then the little babies to use as meat shields
>>747532468>What if the sun orbits this Pokemon?>WHAT IF YOUR POKEMON ORBITS MY DICK?
>>747544797He NEEDED to rape
>>747544960I take Vaporeon and donate my remaining 5 points to the next Anon.
>>747545097Babymons are value picks. With a little bit of gumption and elbow grease, you can get:>Clefable, 4 time OU champion and unbreakable fat fuck jack of all trades>Quagsire, capable of stalling out Zacian>Typhlosion, kidnapper and child rapist>Blissey, the ultimate SpDef wall>Dragonite, an extremely powerful setup sweeper>Breloom, fastest and hardest hitting Spore user in the seriesSure, there are some better overall picks in the 3 pointer tier, but that's really just the Weather Trio, of which you only really can fit one, Zekrom, Eternatus, Yveltal, and Xerneas.
>>7475449602 Phermosaseasy
>>747544960Nidoking
>>747544960Lucario + Dialga + Dinner- I mean Dratini
>>747544960Blaziken, Garchomp, and CresseliaIt's a good team
>>747544960EspeonMisdreavusBunneary
>>747545405>Walk into /v/ Pokefucker thread>About to create a competitive team>Ask anon if the team is viable or not>He doesn't understand>Explain the difference between Smogon and VGC culture>He still doesn't get it>Pull the False Swipe Gaming and WolfeyVGC videos out of my pocket to show the difference>He laughs and says it's a good team>It's unviable
>>747544797Humans are just sex gods. Completely irresistible to Pokemon, monsters, aliens, demons, and angels alike.
>>747544960Kek I didn't even realize half of these had a coomer following. Like how does one get off to Metagross or Groudon
>>747544960glaceon and absolwhoever made thia is evil. i could NEVER leave either of these out. i feel personally targeted
>>747534894Arceus main body is the big glowing light you see at the very start of Legends Arceus
>>747545739That's why they cost significantly less. If you can derive sexual pleasure from Regice, you deserve the discount.
>>747545825I mean, it's a cool Pokemon, but I would rather not put my dick near the coldest thing in the universe
>>747544960Glaceon Roserade Ralts
>>747544960Is there a reason why picking the baby versions of a mon I want is worse than the mon itself?
>>747545509>>747546123She's a stage 1 Pokemon you sick freaks
>>747535880Same, she should stay as a giant stag thing to date me
>>747546201Yeah and she'll be groomed by my outercourse flirtations and refusal to help her get off so when she evolves and can take my meat she'll adhere to it like white on rice.
>>747546178Yeah, it's the Pokemon you get to fuck, not the Pokemon you get to train and then fuck.
>>747546831Free if you source me that.
>topic devolves into pokefucking
>>747546950e621.net/posts/6563403Here you go anon. In that case:Cubone, Flygon, Goodra, Articuno
>>747543373The weirdest part of the proto-myths was that Snorlax was considered to be one of the guardian gods of the fucking SKY.
>>747547216Pokefloats is canon actually
>>747544960>CoomermonsThese costs make no sense to me. What's the logic behind it?
>Azelf, Mesprit and Uxie were formed from the willpower, emotion and knowledge of Dialga and Palkia’s human father who sacrificed himself to protect his daughters. >The L aske Guardians can calm Dialga and Palkia. >The Red Chain is a twisted form of this and can forcibly control Dialga and PalkiaPretty cool, honestly. It doesn’t completely line up but that’s to be expected since the secret lore wasn’t fully developed.
>>747544960Blaziken and Decidueye I am swapping Murkrow for CorviknightBreakfast will be tomorrow at 8
>>747544960Xerneas, Reshiram, Primarina, Ninetales
Is there a reason why Ho-Oh has such a strong connection to the Unown that its bond extends to the beast trio?Is there a reason Ho-Oh is depicted in the Ruins of Alph?What about the golden portal that Ho-Oh flies out of in Heart Gold?Are you seriously going to tell me that Ho-Oh has nothing to do with Arceus?
>>747544560>autonomous division of a God's soulso, an avatar?
>>747550439What? Which one is it then?
>>747535151>>747537538>human arceus looks like cynthianice
>>747544960Buneary and Maractus
>>747544960>none of the pokemon I want are even thereOk I guess I’ll take 10 Dratini
>>747545554lmao
>>747550439Can't be sad about this.
>>747545405>>747545554Extremekiller Arceus kills everything else on that list after a Swords dance before they get a move.
>>747551091That shoutingisfun comic is still going and it's still not porn.
>>747550439not sure why lapras is egyptian but Ill take it
>>747551187Lapras sexo, Egyptian clothing sexo. So clearly combining them is double sexo
>>747532468>Another thread of memes and pornLmao dead thread dead IP
>>747534894>his>willingly gets IMPREGNATED and gives birth to the children of a HUMAN MAN
>>747532468She wants to be enslaved by a young trainer.
>>747544297Wait why is my bro Hypno therehe aint done nothin
>>747532468She looks like she has a type.
>>747544960I pick the arceus duhThen I just keep having sex with her until she gives birth to all the others in your shitty list
>>747551183>it's still not pornhey now, he touched her nidotitties once
>>747552392Really? Did she like it?
>>747551183>still goingIt's been two years since the last update, I'm pretty sure the hiatus before that was only a year and a half or less
>>747552438yes. she was actually kinda pissed he stoppedanon was sleeping when he did that
>>747532468She fucks human men, the world is designed to cater to her fetish
>>747544560>The Japanese version of PLA uses the term "bunrei" which basically means autonomous division of a God's soul. The term is used for both the 'arm' you receive as well as Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina. They're all divisions of the overarching true Arceus with the Creation Trio having enough separation to be full fledged individuals in their own right.interesting
>>747550516Cynthia's a direct descendant.
>>747544960List in my favorMime Jr, Wynaut, Magby, Chikorita, Dratini, Registeel, and Celebi. I will be evolving Wynaut, Dratini, and Chikorita into Wobbuffet, Dragonair, and Bayleef respectively and enjoying life as a Pokémon breeder (even if they can't all have eggs)
>>747542413>forced to exist>could try to resolve the situation peacefully>instead immediately chimps out and attacks godreginigas and his brothers got what they fucking deserved
>>747543373You're absolutely rightThe pokemon series has never been more fun than all those memes happening around the leak
>>747544960Just get Dialga and Palkia for rewriting reality, why are they so cheap?I’ll take a Flygon, Jirachi for infinite wishes and a chikorita to go
>>747552720This, unironically (and it's a good thing)
Regicuckas tried to get in the way of Arceus and her harem of Human men. he fucked around and found out.
>>747544960fuck it 5 Jynx
>>747554245Checked
>>747543740Giratina apparently is nowhere to be found in the myth files. There was a Pokemon called "kymairan" (i don't remember how it's written) but it's more like a Kyurem for Dialga and Palkia (meaning it is the remains of Arceus still alive after the other two are born). It is also only in proto version and in its own design file (separate from Giratina's).
>>7475449601 Reshiram is all I need.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw
I still think Lucario is perfection. It can be anything you want it to be.
>>747537538Palkia and Dialga must've been absolute NIGHTMARES as toddlers - imagine being the human dude who has to deal with raising a daughter who can control space and son who can control time...
>>747544960Roserade, Mesprit, Wigglytuff, Castform
>>747550439Not what I was expecting, but I'm fine with her. Also, I notice she doesn't have a baby in her pouch...guess we're gonna have to fix that...
>>747534369
>>747544960Hypno.
