LAUGH AT POORTUGAL!
>browns laughing at other browns
>>747533523>brownChatgpt post a pic of a street in lisboa Portugal
>>747533634>lisboaIt's Lisbon in English, Portubro.
>>747533634macaco fela das puta, eh LISBON seu bosta
perro caca hahah
>>747533523I miss the world cup precisely because of this
>>747533634Lisboa é só pretos, ó burro.
>>747533523Sou mais branco e como mais mina e femboy no ano do que tu vai ser e comer na vida.
>>747533449Se fuderam
>>747533449something something sopa de macaco
How does it feel knowing your language isn't ever given a proper translation.
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>747534151viado brasileiro kkkkkk
Uma delicia...
>>747534251Did you check the European Portuguese dub of DBZ?
>>747534287Viado não!Faço sexo com minas de pinto e tenho relacionamentos com minas!And it's really wierd that Nintendo is fucking dubbing this game in portuguese.I don't playy much Nintendo games, is there another one aside Mario Wonders?
Reminder that during the united monarchy, Portugal was the Colony while Brazil was the Metropole
Um abraço aos meus irmãos da Guiana Brasileira.
Portugueses ainda se beijam?Eu diria um beijo aos irmãos luteranos, tu é o cara, Marcel!
>>747534909Excluding announcers/narrators, other games with the Talking Flowers, Bananza and Star Fox.
>>747535036Amapá?
>>747533449I (White) was born into this nigger macaco shithole and would side with the Portuguese vs you subhumans any dayFucking hate niggerzilians.
>>747535594>I (White)
But Brazilians are poor
>>747533523That’s quintessential /v/
>>747535720But rich enough to get Nintendo games localized (and dubbed).
>>747533523I've been to Portugal recently and it is unironically much Whiter than the US
>>747535781That's not possible
>>747534970Another reminder: formerly, until the early 1990s, the Portuguese used the Brazilian Portuguese dubs and the Spaniards used the LatAm Spanish dubs.
>there are actual ESL macacos in this thread right nowgrim
what all countries use pegi for their videogames?>>747533634>chatgpt show me a portugese politician>oh... oh
>>747533449it makes sense considering how horrendous the european portuguese dubs are, see stuff like DBZ with the vegeta and goku with actual faggot voiceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFwEhxr_rDA
>>747535829>>747533449
>>747535909/v/ is all latrinos and SEAsians
What was his name again?
>>747535594>would side with the Portuguesewhy?
>>747535910>allJust Europe with exceptions like Germany, Slovakia and Russia, and Israel.>>747536015Who?
Are we liking the wokerine game, brbros?
>>747536181no, 5y old me would feel insulted by the handholding
>>747535910>pegi
>more people speak English in America than Britain>I sleep>more people speak Spanish in Mexico than Spain>I sleep>more people speak Portuguese in Brazil than Portugal>LOLOLOLOLOL SUCKS TO SUCK PORTUGAL
>>747533449This isn't even anything new. Games have been using the Brazilian flag to represent the Portuguese language for ages now.
>>747533449Do brasilians and portuguese people fight over dubs just like latin americans and spainards do?
>>747536063>Portuguese: polite, reserved, civil, "live and let live" mentality, mostly White>macacos: loud, annoying, obnoxious, petty, self-centered, "warm" to your face while shittalking you behind your back, brown or blackYou cannot grasp how much I despise brazilians.
>>747536323it's worse because the range of difference is greater than the other pairs you use as an example
>>747536181Wolverine at the Ary Fontoura prison.All he wanted was a orange juice.
>>747536323ThisWhy should Nintendo localize the game for spain and portugal when they have millions of potential customers in latin america?
>>747536109
>>747536181Gay incest? No!>>747536323At least English and some French dubs are universal and there are two Spanish dubs.>>747536396What about English, Spanish and French?>>747536420Generally yes, but the quality gap is so bigger Portugal only dubs family-friendly content outside vidya.
Boa noite, o que vocês estão jogando? Estou zerando GTA SA de novo, e montando meu primeiro PC. Dinheiro pra caralho, tudo caro, escolhi o pior momento kkkkk. Espero não receber um tijolo ao invés da placa de vídeo.
>>747536420Portuguese are dumb morons who manages to be more stupid than the -83 shitzillians, it is like sawful and 4chan.One special case being one portuguese who claimed to be smarter than brazillians, because he travelled with a brazillian dude in a cruise ship, he told the chimpanzillian that he was a faggot, he believed it and the monke spent the entire trip assfucking the portuguese daily.
European Portuguese is a dying dialect anyway
Portuguese is a retard version of Spanish, which in turn is a retard version of Italian, which is a retard version of Latin.
>>747537005>One special case being one portuguese who claimed to be smarter than brazillians, because he travelled with a brazillian dude in a cruise ship, he told the chimpanzillian that he was a faggot, he believed it and the monke spent the entire trip assfucking the portuguese daily.Please tell me this is real
>>747535817That's the worst thing I've ever heard, I hope it's true
>>747536798Alberto Barbosa.>>747537097Elaborate, please.
>>747536396sex
>>747535489Damn, that's crazy, at least for me. They are really going for it.Thank you, anon!
>>747537005Ok but what does that have to do with dubs? Genuinely asking I mean there MIGHT be a secret substory in there, y'know.
E os caras se acham branco kkkk
>>747537412O cara é um lobisomem
>>747537412Why do you have a photo of some man hand saved in your computer?
>>747537412damn nigga are you a lich or some shit?
>>747533449Basuedo
>>747536181>wasting money with movie games
>>747533449idgi.
>>747533449it's as if UK was seething about a game not having a bri'ish english available instead of standardized american version. or Spain about latam version. literally nobody cares
>>747535817That's a very low bar
>>747537570Porra, tava indo mais pro lado vampiresco, um Nosferatu, manja?>>747537612I am a man and it's my hand, nothing wrong about that, my dad taught me to never feel ashamed o who I am.>>747537701Isso é que tô querendo >>747537570 pow!Thank you!
>>747537375I think he didn't mean to reply you.>>747537570Ou o Wolverine.>>747537728What? It sounds Spanish.
>>747535679He's me... I... Thank you
>>747537412We found a mutant /v/https://youtu.be/eNSzs7_pNfc?is=3WXKtrsDHffwl9WC
>>747536910Jogar o caralho por enquanto, vou estudar para passar em concurso e ter conforto neste país incerto
>>747537778The Latinxes complained about not understanding the Spanish in pokemon swsh
>>747537228
>>747533449>Moortugal
>>747537412Dracula humilhando os portugueses...
>>747537778Uk english should be used. Uk grammar and spelling is superior
>>747534101Brazil inteiro é só pretos não é o gotcha que você acha.
Eu esqueci como passa da máscara de ferro no outro chan
>>747536181Wokeslop
>>747533449Portuguese, brazilian portuguese, they're both contrarian spanish.
>>747535679>posting grape ape
>>747537861Queria ter os músculos deles kkkAnd every american I socialized with was cool.Same with mexicans, two are my best friends.Every time I see these threads I wonder if it is a big conspiracy or I am just lucky, but 4 americans, 2 mexicans, 2 italians and 1 french, all good people. I understand the indian thing though, it was really like he was always wanted to be on top of everything.
>>747535817It's because our country is so poor not even immigrants want to stay here (a good thing honestly)
>>747537412Zé do caixao looking mf
Post Kuruminha and there will be an end to the shitposting
Sorry I don't speak sopa de macacoEnglish wins because it has no retarded linguistic diacritics
>>747536910GTA SA esta top, parabens camarado
>>747537947É nóis irmão valeu!>>747538180Porra, cara de cultura, demoro pa carai pra alguém citar o saudoso. Tu tem mais de 30, anão. larga de chan.
>>747537412Dios mioNosferatu
>>747537879Qual concurso pretende fazer? Também estou estudando, quero fazer um na área de TI.
>>747538282Calm down gilliardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHCLUqf_FQo
>>747537770Please read the cover.>>747537778Portuguese and Spanish have many different, even French is more different than English.>>747537843Aquele do Bob Esponja?
>>747537846BasadoBasuedo
>>747538391Ainda não decidi, só sei que já comecei com as disciplinas em comum que cai na maioria deles
>>747535594>I (White) was born into this nigger macaco shithole and would side with the Portuguese vs you subhumans any day>Fucking hate niggerzilians.
>>747537909Isto é normal, aconteceu já á bastantes séculos atrás durante as invasões, pois era comun não matar mulheres e crianças e integrar-los na sociedade. Para os homens, só aqueles que abdicassem da sua religião, seriam queimados se não o fizessem. História e tal.
>>747538390Thank you!>>747538392Sou mais dos exu (I am sorry, I can't find on YT...)https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAqo58_RWmy/>>747538439O dos anos 20. Mas ninguém acertou a inspiração ainda, vou postar na próxima reply.O anão do Zé do Caixão estava perto pra carai, foi quem me deu o fetiche eu acho jahauhuha
>>747538653Caco Antibes was right, again.
>>747538816Always was, that was the beauty of it.
I like when English in games is marked with an American flag instead of a British one. Always brings a smile to my face.t. American
>>747538486Também estou focando nas disciplinas comuns no momento, principalmente português. Boa sorte anão.
>>747533523Kek
>>747538895What do you think when it was a UK/USA one?I always find this charming and/or cute.
/vint/eo games when
>>747537886In 2025 they finally got it, the announcement wasn't very good for Brazilians, which finally got it this year.>>747537897>Luccas Neto>Implying it wasn't the Monica and Friends comic books exported by Globo/Panini.>Felipe NetoDon't even talk about this fella, please.>>747538004Vai no Wikinet.>>747538093Hanna-Barbera reference?>>747538260Not gendered doe.
>>747538952Italy and Portugal have obligatory bidets, a sign of a first world country.
>>747538895cringe>>747539005based
Portuguese cork
>>747539078>basedThat's nice!
>>747538895>xhe believes in evolution
>>747533523kek, this
E aí, tu joga em console ou PC?Modelo e configuração?(So, do you play on consoles or PC?Type and specs?)
>>747538467In Portuguese it's baseado.>>7475387761920 ou 2020?>>747538816Who?>>747538952Shouldn't France be in the other side?>>747539064>Imagine legally obligating something in a bathroom.
>>747539271So explain Pokémon.>>747539317Nintendo Switch 2 e um notebook com Windows 11.
>>747539521>>Imagine legally obligating something in a bathroom.I don't wanna shake the hands of people who don't wash their asses properly. I know for a fact French and British don't even wash their hands most of the time.
>>7475395211920, claro!Embora tenha que dizer que gostei do novo...eu sei eu sei...)
>writes "ordem e progresso" on the flag>has no ordem>has no progressowhat did brazil mean by this?
>>747539708the problem can be traced back to leftist niggers voting for PT time and again
>>747539317Switch 2 e PC
The desecration of the Portuguese language is Brazil's worst sin, but I suppose Portugal shares the blame.
>>747539521>1920 ou 2020?Esqueci....>>747538776shame on you anons, assistam esse filme, fenomenal.>>747539586Placa de video?Então realmente existem pessoas que só tem Nintendo. Não julgando, ma o pensamento que sempre tenho sobre os ports para Switch é:>Quem demonios assiste esse direct e só tem um Switch?De novo, não julgando, anão!
When I was younger I believed many silly geographic misconceptions but the worst one was thinking Brazilians spoke spanish.
>>747533523keeeeeek, bodied that macaco OP freak
>>747539942>why yes, I am a fucking idiot, how can you tell...Esse é o filme!
>>747539521>Who?A man ahead of his time!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olhTjDVKdfQ
>>747539818Te serve, anão?
and an areeba areeba si Senor to you, young lady!
Erm, brasissixes? Our response?
>>747540335Brazil is bigger and has more people or something
>>747540189Ya, corre até agora aquilo que costumo jogar, os developers têm de começar a habituar-se a optimizar os jogos deles porque não vou arranjar melhor nesta economia com preços exorbitantes para a tecnologia>>747540394Português-Portugal é falado em mais paises, grande parte de Africa, especialmente os sectores ricos
>>747533523>browns laughing at other brownswhat? whites don't laugh at other browns? what about black? they were born to laugh at each other
>>747540335He is right though.E a gente tá certo também.
>>747539993If anything is more embarrassing to Portugal that their biggest accomplishment as a empire is still so obscure
sou foda
>>747540447Boa. Isso mesmo, perdi a contra de jogos que não comprei por ser mau otimizado.
>>747540562Damm, I remember this...
how do we put an end to brazil?
>>747536910Estou jogando o P4G para me preparar para o remake, aí tô meio ansioso tbm pois vou ter a segunda parte de um concurso público amanhã, mas estou bastante confiante, tirando o persona to jogando alguns outros rpgs de turno para descansar a mente ultimamente
>>747535594>>747535679>>747538653Lmfao, I'm rolling
>>747533449Something something shittongueAm I expected to know what this is supposed to say?
>>747533449tb;cr for people with souls?
>>747539708>>747539814Even worse, this sentence is positivist republicanist propaganda.>>747539818>AMDKek!>>747539930Desecration?>>747539942Processador Intel and placa Nvidia.
>>747537412Nosferatu looking motherfucker
>>747536910O OG e o Remake do Touhou EoSD, esta merda é dificil para caralho vou acabar por violar a Patchouli por todos estes resets
>>747535679>>747539034>Hanna-Barbera reference?He's referencing the head mod of 4chan
>>747539993You deserve an award for being so honest about this error.>>747540235>Mexico out of nowhere.>>747540447TV Miramar in Mozambique showed Everybody Hates Chris in Brazilian Portuguese BTW.>>747540640What?>>747540736Secession?
Great thread to ask.Brazilian here, never had a gaymer pc, always in the consolãoShould I fuck myself and go with a 9070xt pre owned build?CPU, memory and everything is fine...I just lie DLSS because my notebook.22k but I feel it will get worse, I will have to go in the ice lake a time or another...for context, 22k is like 13 months on minimum wage here.Latinos, Euro and amerifriends, please help.
>>747533449Vai se fuder, Gringo!!!!
>>74754108722k é demasiado, a moeda do Brazil está assim em tão mau estado ou estás a tentar comprar um computador á NASA?
>>747540736Find a time machine and tell emperor pedro ii to kill his traitor generals, the prostitute they slept with in first place, and behead the cofee baron jews who wanted a fake republic.Also form a alliance with the us so the northeast becomes texas 2.0.Bonus for killing getulio vargas, jucelino kubichek as ernesto geisel.
>>747540903Thank you!>>747541062>What?Huh...I thought it was a reference, youtube.com/watch?v=vYCY_5ubSi8&themeRefresh=1
>>747540738>público>>747540762OoT is pt-BR only.>>747541161>Um tuga me chamou de gringo.>>747541223Peter II was still a Mason.
>>747541062Genuinamente nunca ouvir falar do "Everybody Hates Chris".
>>747541295Todo Mundo Odeia o Chris.
Which city does the best dubs. RJ or SP?
>>747541167DDR5...as someone who invest, our money is fine, it's the ram problem.32gb of DDR5 cl 30 here is more expensive than a 5070.And a 5070ti is 80% more expensive than a 9070xt.
>>747541348Had to genuinely look it up I recognize it now, never had watched it.
>>747541406Yeah but 22k? That's honestly insane I could buy a good car with that money, 9 months of that anon's salary should not go into a PC
>>747541295>>747541417
>>747541498Que posso dizer, nunca fui dado a Sitcoms.
>>747541406>our money>fine
>>747541492Yeah, that's my thought as well.But it will only get worse, right?6 to 8 months from now it will be a much better car for the same specs.
>>747541087I bought a shitty gaming laptop with a 5070 for like 14k last year. 22k isn't that crazy all things considered, but I wouldn't commit. There are better things to spend your money on right now.
>>747535594>>747536468Millions of Brazilians are white, you are not special or different for that
>>747541492Why not, you have favelados buying 20k iphones in 48x
>>747541612Justo.Tu não está errado. Eu indico fortemente.>>747541619Sim, está bem de boa. Tu diz como salário minímo e poder de compra aqui?Especifiquei que invistyo, e está tranquilo para essa finalidade.
I want Woody Woodpecker (Pica-Pau) for Smash as a NBCUniversal rep.>>747541707It's now 30K BTW.>>747541783>Faria Limer moment.
>>747541707I had to look up how much the Brazilian real was worth in comparison to the Euro and how much the general salary gain was to have an idea of how much anon was spending, in Portugal that's around 3 months of average salary, which is honestly still a lot for a PC, tech really got expensive.
>>747541698Damn, I bought a laptop with a 4050 last year too.I am so amazed with PC gaming that I want to get all in (well, all in as a 9070xt, 5080 still too much to me).Things is, they will take my laptop for 5.5k, things got fucked.I don't see better things, I like to videogames :\
>>747541870Tu percebe que isto se encaixa em qualquer profissão se tu não vai por memes e reddit, né?Né?
>>747541087no I would not spend 13 months of wage to play modern video games. I would invest that money instead.
Ohhhhh thread brAlguma menina pintuda?
>>747542401My job is to do this...I would take a good chunk for that.But is so much money I keep going "right!" and "tf you're doing".
>>747542254Still a Faria Limer. Faria Lima is Brazilian Wall Street.
Brown people thread, listen and learn.
>>747542749I don't wanna hear that from an American.
>>747542859I'm listening
>>747533449KKKKKKK PORTUGAS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>747539521Nooooooo mio portugues es ruim AAAAAA
>>747542436Aberração
>>747533523>Browns laughing at other Browns>Asians laughing at other Asians>Whites laughing at other WhitesThat's where the real good shit is. The casual racism that you see on /v/ doesn't have shit on the competitive racism you see with things like how much Japs and Koreans despise each other.
>>747533449Reminder Ronaldo is the GOAT
>>747544059>>Browns laughing at other Browns>>Asians laughing at other Asians>>Whites laughing at other WhitesI like this. /v/ would be better if people laugh at each others indtead of getting mad.Mad about non gaming things, I agree when someone want the other dead becsuse he liked the last Drsgon Age or something.
>>747544101R7, yes of course.
Itt. Alberto Barbosa
>>747541087Go on build a pc I got mine for equivalent of 1-2k Reais back in 2016, it runs most modern shit on medium, some unoptimised trash has issues. Meh. Biggest bottle necks are CPU, GPU and MEM, everything else is basically just structure.
>>747544519>Biggest bottle necks are CPU, GPU and MEM, everything else is basically just structureMe pergunto por que brasileiros são comparados a indiaos nessa bosta de site
>>747543956Sou bem gostoso na verdade, não na minha opinião, mas ouço isso.
>>747544059Start using /int/
>>747544519Fuuuuck i totally forgot the exhange rate.. 7-10k reais. Lol mb
>>747544664Eu falar um poco brasileiro na verdadeNao precisar para pagar por muito por o equipaje por um computador especialmente por juegosNovo juegos esta merda qualquer maneiro hksks7-10k reais talvez.
>>747544664Voce nao acho isso correto?
>>747533523They are literally caucasian but alright bro
>>747537909update the map for ceuta, spain
>>747534245I've lost gallons to this oneabsolute cinema
>>747541087I am british and only have a cheap MSI gaming laptop because I emulate and play 30 year old games, though for the few times I play modern games it runs them pretty well.
Not as bad as when spaniards have to eat some "neutral spanish" slop and pay for it lmeyo
>>747544920Oh, sorry, anon. I don't mean to insult your language, portuguese is hard and while not even close to perfect, as my friend once said: if a person talk and you understand, it's fluent.I meant to insult your opinion.> CPU, GPU and MEMI mean, what else is left? That was my point.>>747545026By any means. I can understand the taste of liking old games and disliking new games, which I agree in parts.
>>747545651This is exactly the same, tho? Both get a dub from the Americas in any case.
>>747545529Now you gotta give me sauce, man.
>>747545887you sure?it's futa_on_male featuring piss drinking (she pees baja blast)https://exhentai.org/g/3393658/9be42aad33/
>>747544101>>747544296Who's Pelé?>>747545849Which are the only good ones.
>>747538004https://images.uncyc.org/wikinet/a/a9/Passando_segunda_máscara_do_1500.png
Anon, I am already hard, you don't need to try to make me cum before I read.Thank you so much for this.
>>747546023>Which are the only good ones.Meh, I love plenty of dubs from Spain.>t. Clonanzambio
>>747546142Was for (You), blood went elsewhere when checking out and typing.
Can someone spare a translation?
>>747546142>>747546197AHHHHH >>747545997
>>747546154Clonanzambio?
>>747546258No, learn the language or will be slop.
>>747546258Translation?
>>747546310Fusion of two words, one of which is also a fusion.Clonan + Argenzambio.Argenzambio is a despective term for Argentinians."Clonan" is a nickname given to Javier Milei's dog, Conan. "clonan" is the verb for cloning, a reference to the fact Milei cloned his dog.Also a reference on how Milei asks his OG Clonan dog for advice. Ultimately, the nickname implies Conan the dead dog is the true ruler of the country.
>>747537412anão is a fucking dawnwalker
>>747546553Didn't played yet but hell yeah!
>>747539814lula baseadaço, sua mera existência é fonte ininterrupta de butthurt de reaçae vamos de tetra em outubro
>>747541087>should I spend a car-worth of money to get a hand-me-downs gayman pc?sure, bud, knock yourself out,
>>747546820Where's the top sirloin cap?
>>747535745>That’s quintessential /v/stop projecting you worthless subhuman
>>747533523>brownsthat would be subhumans like you
All the Portuguese-posters here on /v/ are Brazilians, right?Not necessarily saying that in a mocking way, I just remember seeing Brazilians being genuinely hyped at Brazil in Civ 6, when the civ was announced, before the game released, and it was comfy.
>>747538952Pretty sure that nowdays Italy is far more whiter than any other country above in the pic
>>747533449Favela thread