I hate Aonuma, I hate Nintendo, and I hate Nintengoyim.
It was that simple.
>>747543846Where did the kokiri source their wool and leather from?
>>747543846Zoomers killed vidya.
>>747543846absolutely fucking soulless on the left. you actually think that looks inspiring? i wouldn't even let you help put up christmas decorations
>>747543846kys
>>747543978It's grass and leaves, fascist.
>>747544040I would smash your Christmas decorations, subhuman faggot. Nintengoyim like you don't get to have a Christmas. I'm canceling Christmas for all Nintengoyim.
>>747543846Amazing how a few tweaks could've just made it acceptable.
Looks like Shrek. Soul.
>>747544260the only thing you're smashing, buddy, is any notion that you have taste at all
>>747543846We all end up here, some later than others
>>747543978Goron slaves.
>>747543846Why couldn't they just give him normal leather armor instead
>>7475442603ds version was already the beginning of the end, that face looks closer to the remake than the original
>>747543846I dont like how everything is engraved and embroidered
>>747543846You are so mad.
>>747545000fuck off jeet, the switch was your first console ever
>>747543846mods will fix it. now nintengoys have a good reason for wanting their shitty system to be cracked. and before you call me poor, i own both switches.
>>747544982"No you don't understand, now it looks like I always imagined it to as a heckin' kid! I always imagined Link's hat looking lile a veiny green cock! I always imagined the characters as being made of wet plastic! Muh puppets, muh cope!"
>>747543846Right is better.
>>747545327Kek. You should also get your cock looked at Anon.
they're forcing jewishness on tendies that are majority pales lefties
>>747545049Actually, the DSi was my first exposure to gaming back in 2009.
>>747545524You are very antisemitic.
>>747544020Mill enials*
>>747544971t. face blindness
>>747545659figures
>>747545769t. eyes blindness
>>747543846>>747544020OoTsnoys have such severe Nintendo Derangement Syndrome, it's insane.
>>747545972>Not eye blindness checkmate retard
>>747545916My first Mario games were Mini-Land Mayhem! and Mario Kart DS.
>>747545049>actually proving him rightembarrassing
>>747543846cry moar bitch
>>747545049>Gamecubesnoy is this assmad that the Switch is more successful than any flop era console will ever be
>>747543978That's Raru that gave him his adult clothes, and lots of clothes are made from plant material, never heard of cotton?
>>747543846I hate the stupid owl-shaped chestguard.
>>747546824Too bad.
>>747546751the gamecube sucks you dumbfuck, so does the oot remake but you're too much of a niggercattle to not have an opinion that doesn't involve being a mindless console war goy
Nintengoyim really are the biggest cucked golems in the entire industry, even Rockstar and Fromsoft fanboys have nothing on them.
>>747546921Okay? So you're a retarded N64snoy then.Happy now?
>alpha kid who didn't existed back when original game released ged mad when a remake he isn't playing is announced.Making your whole life be a performative contrarian hater must suck so fucking much
>>747547007you mad, snoy? btw fuck atheism, kill all atheists
>high fidelity artstyle>noo overdesigned shit ree>make celshaded art>haha Nippon cannot into grupix puresu understando we backwards>make low fidelity game>haha Wii game looks like PS2 >make anything at all>ahaha babBy game no invashunThis is you for the rest if your life.
>>747543846Right is better
>>747547118This is exactly how this board acts about everything Nintendo does.
>>747545000I don't like how the fairy just tracks Link perfectly at the same speed he runs. They could have at least tried to make it seem like a living creature.
>>747547094christ cuck
>>747547026>ooga ooga me only think in console war me good goy
Nintengoyim have no sentient thoughts or convictions of their own. When the shitass NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN redesigns for Star Fox 64 Remake #64 were shown, Nintengoyim all collectively praised that ugly trash for looking realistic and coping that it was inspired by the SNES puppets, which anyone with a fucking pair of eyes could see that they looked nothing alike. Now that THAT MAN got his green Ganon sausage fingers on Nintendo's most beloved game of all time and absolutely raped its artstyle and aesthetics, Nintengoyim are now also praising it for looking realistic as well, while once again coping by pointing to puppets as inspiration YET AGAIN even though their only "evidence" comes from an ex-artist from Nintendo making his own best guess to make any sort of sense out of these mangled redesigns. Its so funny how Nintengoyim have spent literal decades bashing hyper realistic graphics and propping up distinct artstyles and aesthetics, yet that mask INSTANTLY slips off as soon as Nintendo catches up to the PS4, a system that released over an entire decade ago. God damn Nintengoyim to the lake of boiling excrement. I see Nintengoyim the same way muslims see dogs. They are NOT human to me, and they shouldn't be human to you either.
>>747543846>aislop belt loop at endHmmmm
>>747547810You are not a fan, eric.Shut up.Nintendo won.
>>747547810Uh oh meltie>Velan studio is NY based game development studio founded and owned by the Bala Brothers , who also founded Vicarious Visions in 1991.
>>747543846Have you tried giving it a chance?
>>747543846Strange how a movie got announced with a shock twist of having attractive actors which is something movies have moved away from, then the game is announced with the modern ugliness, like 'oh, there it is'. They put it in the game instead it's like a conserved quantity
>>747543978>kokiriThe leather part is obviously Hylian as well as the wool since he gains them after transforming into an adult.
>>747546148wtf is this AI?
>>747543846Fuck you too faggot
>>747548561Plato explained that when you see ugliness outside of yourself that what you're actually seeing is a projection of an aspect of ugliness inside yourself. If you truly had zero ugliness then it would be impossible for you to perceive ugliness. The amount of any quality you see in your external world is the precise amount of the quality you possess.
>>747543846is the same shit only the right one looks better. it's called taste nigger
who here just waiting to see what crossdressing hi-jinks they throw into this somehow so we get more twink link in degenerate situations
>>747549096it's a mascot costume that uses a positive air pressure system to stay inflated. the person recording put a bottle of bitrex (incredibly bitter liquid used to check for air leaks) at the air intake so the inside of the suit was blasted with the worst fucking smell imaginable.
>sword is made of plastic because we can't show a kid handling a real weaponI HATE AMERICA I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>>747544260based christmas canceller
>>747543846The original design looks like shit to me now. Long live Oot Reborn
>>747546921and so does the N64 and the Wii, dumbfuck
Too many people who don't play video games think they have an opinion that matters on them.
>>747545659Hahahahaha
>>747543846I don't really get the mismatch of styles here. Fancy stylized gauntlets, boots, belts, and then he's wearing a tatami mat for a t-shirt. that grass shirt would be rigid and uncofmortable, it it flows as if it's cotton fabric in the trailers. Am I nitpicking? yeah probably, but it's also just stupid.
>>747550337WHY IS EVERYTHING OVER DESIGNED IN THAT FUCKING GAME
>>747550946Kill yourself, Nintengoyim.
>>747543846link if he made by fans
>>747551972The simple answer is AI
>>747551304What?I was born in 2005.I'll tell you another fact.My first exposure to the N64 was at a local haircut shop in the early-mid-2010s.I believe I played Cruis'n USA on it.
>>747551972people really had nothing to do before internet porn and ragebaiting was invented so they were doing shit like engravings and knitting
>>747543978where did the kokiri source and learn to make metal buckles?how did they get the adult clothes to link if they can't leave the forest?how are they able to make modern sewn pants and long sleeves but when it comes to a tunic the best they can do is one made of grass and straw crappily stitched together?
>>747543846left looks like soulless slopright looks like it was made with love an passion.left just looks retarded because kokiri did not have 21st century technology to make green polo shirts. right is better because it actually looks like it was made by forest fairy folk.
>>747543846Side by side you can really tell the amount of love that went into the remake compared to the original which just blatantly appears phoned in.
>Turns OOT into an actually relevant Zelda game like TOTK
>>747554184Breath of the fart did irreparable damage to the series and Zelda will forever be tainted by its existence
>>747554184I love all the lore implications, this is what makes for a good remake honestly. Anyone who prefers the original can just maroon themselves in a experience dislocated in time like they have been.
Zelda is a series for fucking faggots. It's just so childish and boring. How can you be over 13 years old and get through a game without being bored out of your mind. I forced myself to play wind walker and botw and after 2 hours each subsequent hour was painful
>>747543978if you can weave grass you can weave fabric and it works a lot better than grass trust me.where did they source their leather, overly complex embroidery and highly refined metal work from?
>>747554184>botwslop engine and controls>ootsnoy dungeons 0 replayabilty (or playability if you beat the original)who is this for?
>>747543978The deku tree kept scrubs as cotton farming slaves in a hidden area of the lost woods. that's why they became mad scrubs.
>>747551972because if you want to see an uncluttered design the original is there. if they didn't do this there'd be not enough difference from that to make this marketable
>>747554451Fucking scrubbers
>>747554321let me guess your favourite game is elden ring
>>747554408>0 replayabiltyOOT isn't very replayable
>>747554565That's what he said
>>747554565replayability is for poor and autistic people. just buy another game when you finish one.
>>747543846i love bones
>>747554738
>>747543846>dude what if everything was as busy and cluttered as possible
>>747544971the 3ds face is way better and closer to the official art than the N64 version is with it's triangle pig nose blind faggot.
>>747554945tech limitations. are you stupid?
>>747543846capeshit movie levels of overcomplicated for the sake of itself
>>747554994if it looks bad it looks bad. and it's not tech limitations because there were already much better models and 3D art in games at that point. 3D nintendo games looked the very bad compared to other titles because they had not hired good 3D artists yet.
>>747554823I'm serious. what meanginful experience could be had by playing the same game with slight variation?
>>747555267what meaningful experience do you get from playing the exact same content again on NG+ 27 where everything is the same but some meaningless stats are tweaked to fool your low IQ retard brain into thinking it's different.
>>747554321I'm 21, and I love Breath of the Wild.I still have to find the 4th shrine so I can go further.
>>747543846right looks better
>>747543978It's a video game, you autist. That's like asking "where did Sonic get his shoes?"
>>747555464t. Soulless consumer
I was confused by the Aonuma video where he opens talking about how the game has a "different appeal" to Breath of the Wild and is explaining a linear game as if nobody ever played a Zelda before. Then I realised BOTW is like 10 years old nearly and for many it's the Zelda they grew up with. Made me feel old as shit.
>>747554374>>747548979thats kokiri flesh
it would have been fine if the bracers, boots maybe the leather strap he has were more stylized and detailed and the other bits of the outfit were more simple. Instead they made the entire thing look like it was AI generated to "hyper realism" or something
>>747555391yeah, that's my point retard. that's just a form of replay.
>>747543846Good for you, tranny.
>>747543846I want a portable monster hunter that looked like the right.
>>747543978There are deku scrub (((merchants))) all over Hyrule. They move back to Kokiri Forest from time to time.
>>747543846I'm just happy he's left handed again.
>>747554408>who is this for?tasteless zoomzooms who love ue5slop and nostalgiafags who cry when they see Zelda (youtube is filled with them)
>>747555637I remember hearing about Breath of the Wild back in the early days of the Switch 1, but all I could think about was Super Mario Odyssey.
>>747555869You're not a real fan if you call OoT 2026 UE5slop.
>>747554738This is correct
I'll concede that if it was free, I would play it, because it's literally just OOT and I like OOT. Paying for it, or buying a whole console for it seems odd since it's a 1:1 copy and I already own the original game and an N64.
>>747555905>you have to love this artless slop, otherwise you're not a "real fan"keep consooming
>>747555993I love OoT 2026.
>>747543846Souless vs soul. I dunno man I think this may be one of the only cases where a remake injects higher levels of intent rather than sucking it out.
>>747556256>injects intentnice rephrasing of "we made up some shit that wasn't there before". and it looks like shit
>>747556286The hyper ornate doll shit is interesting, nintendo hire this man link isn't. It's a shame this is confined to character design and the actual game looks like UE slop and not some crazy intricate doll house or maquette
>>747556548even the doll shit is a fanboy false flag, stop repeating and giving credence to it.
>>747556618The doll explanation came from nintendo, you want me to believe you instead of the people developing the game?
>>747543846Left is just a fine detailed version of the original design which was limited by the hardware.I think the new one is a bit overdesigned but it is not bland like the one on the left.
>>747554530Demon souls and bloodborne were the only 2 good souls games
>>747556741no it didn't. the original tweet was from Iwamura who quit nintendo in 2021, he's not involved and was not speaking to intent, he said that "miyamoto's love of puppets comes through", he shared his IMPRESSION about the art style. which is bs anyway bc Miyamoto has not been involved in creative work for years and years.fanboys saw that and turned it into "Nintendo confirmed that japanese puppet theater inspired the art". it's all lies.
>>747556853contoh and inb4 "nuh-uh you made that up"then post your source for the puppet shit if it isn't that misconstrued tweet. you can't because that's it.
>>747556853I take back what I said then, I assumed he still worked for nintendo. This is on a knife edge between being interesting and creatively bankrupt. If it does come from wanting them to look like dolls it's an interesting choice, if everything is ornate and moist because "it's a remake and we need detail!" then it's a soulless choice.I would need to play the game and see more to determine which it is, it looks so strange that it feels likely there was an aim other than high fidelity.
>>747557617I think even if it's the inspiration it does nothing re: the actual inconsistencies in the art, namely link's outfit being completely overdesigned, overloaded with detail, and his and zelda's faces. the contrast between them and characters like malon and ruto, and the town npcs who just look like faithful adaptations, make this all the more egregious.
>>747557737My opinion on the game wouldn't improve if link looked more traditional, the issue with the game is it looks like ue slop. The main characters looking strange is the only thing about it that is interesting.
>>747543846I'm a nuDK hater but I like both of these
>>747558140>the issue with the game is it looks like ue slopthat too, yeah. the whole retarded ladder bit in the deku tree also points to completely pointless aesthetic changes just to do it. it's a mess, and imo not done in-house
>>747554994
>>747543846it's grown on me. The one on the left looks generic fanon slop.
>if you hate what Sony is doing, then you must love what Nintendo is doingI can hate what both are doing just fine, thanks.Insomniac's Wolverine game sucks, and that sucks because Insomniac used to make mustplay games like the Spyro trilogy, the Ratchet series and their first Spider-Man game.This remake of OoT, regardless of how it controls or sounds, looks awful, which sucks because we know Nintendo can do better than this.
>>747559447>gets blasted with the shit design every day>reaches acceptance phasethis is how they win
>>747550210>the person recording put a bottle of bitrexwhat causes anti-social behavior like this?
>>747544020I'm still in awe that Baby Boomers got so assblasted about constantly getting made fun of that the richest of them are using bots to start a bunch of nonsense with younger generations (and a few are retarded enough to have fallen for it and repeat it)
>>747559702you already pre-ordered, haven't you
>>747559592you're an npcyou have no inner voiceyou lack nuanceyou lack media literacy
>>747559736Of course not. I was already tired of the OoT formula by the time Twilight Princess came out, and I'm not going to get a 1-to-1 remake of the most basic iteration of that formula with uncanny UE artstyle.Plus no Switch 2. I wouldn't care, but the next Metroid is coming out for that and I hate that.
>>747559753wrong on all counts, but nice pasta>you don't love slop, so you're dumbtry harder next time
>>747554826Yeah, it's overdesigned. Not every piece of fabric or leather needs a strong pattern. It's too much.
>>747543846Hold up, I have a really messed up theory on why the remake looks so different. Let me hopefully explain my cope, against the doom of hindus and AI dope, please don't rope.The Ocarina of Time Remake for the Nintendo Switch 2 is a Bravely Default-like surrealistic dreamlike(the remake-dream is a dream parallel to the actual Hylian history of Ocarina of Time for the N64, similar to the Pokemon timeline) retcon(of which the Hylians are descendants of the goddess Hylia whose descendants interbred with the Zonai, of which some were cursed into becoming the demon tribe(which the Hylians also interbred with the precursors to the bokoblins), of which Demise became King of them before their curse and was once known as Ganondorf to some of them before he became Demise and the Demon Tribe was born of a completely different race in the pre-TOTK timeline which Demise led and was once Ganondorf before he became Demise, and Link, who retained his Hylian form, and imp Midna, who grew up into a different adult form that isn't the Midna at the end of Twilight Princess) within the Twilight Hack timeline where Twilight Princess was used for homebrew which the time fracture of both the Twilight Hack and the wish on the Triforce at the end of A Link to the Past brought Null into existence) within the Tears of the Kingdom timeline of which the timeloop had Link already having the Triforce of Courage rather than obtaining it through the Sacred Realm.
I'm going to love it when you pigs are squealing when the Ocarina remake outsells Tears of the Kingdom.
>>747560089>this is what a lorefag brain is like
>>747554258Botw saved zelda. Zelda was essentially a dying franchise before botw.
>>747560089Not that deep. It's designed to looked like Japanese marionettes (I don't recall the actual word), so it has realistic looking textures for clothing with doll-like looking characters.It's similar to Square's and Sakaguchi's obsession with the "real world diorama" look in a few recent RPGs (DQ7 remake, Fantasian, the Bravely Default games). I don't know why Japanese devs are so into the "real world toy/doll-like look" currently.
>>747560130for that to happen, every current Switch 2 owner would have to buy the demake. That is not how it goes.On a long enough timeline, 5 years? maybe, but what does that mean, by that point the new Zelda will be out and we'll have a more interesting discussion, hopefully
>>747560268Why are the clothes so overdesigned?
>>747543846Aside from all the issues of the emasculated face and overly complicated clothes, I notice that his arms are also slightly smaller now while his thighs are slightly larger. Just some extra details in the entire package of how they ruined this version.
>>747560268>Not that deep. It's designed to looked like Japanese marionettesit's not, that is a fake story >>747556853>>747557130also it'd be a bad argument bc ruto, malon and the town npcs are faithful adaptations of the oot style without being deformed and cluttered to shit. got nothing to do with the actual criticism.
>>747560436>that is a fake storyHaven't seen anything to the contrary of it. And it fits the look honestly.
You don't understand, it's just like Miyamoto-san's wooden theatre dolls. It makes the game like a real piece of theatre
>>747560357Nintendo fucking loves puppets.https://youtube.com/shorts/k4q-1dWkI-4?is=rFyge2XtA7nEqp4f
>>747560481>a made-up claim is true until it is disproven, because I want to believe!that is not how things work, you imbecile.
>>747559610It's caused by people not getting their asses beat for pulling this shit.
>>747560576>it's not real because I dont like what it impliesKUntil proven otherwise, seems valid. Certainly not "fake"
>>747555469Where DID Sonic get his shoes? Like unironically.
>>747560436>fake storynope
>>747560689You're retarded. No one involved with the project made the claim, it's fanboys misconstruing an impression. And it does *nothing* to dispel any actual criticism about the art.cope harder
>>747560740I see you failed to post the source for the story, because you very well know that it's fake. but nice try, you did exactly what I called you out on in my previous post.
>>747560761>cope harderWe can see that, yes.
>>747560806kek, you're so upset about being wrongcope harder
>>747560556For real.https://youtube.com/shorts/zVRa7plTL1o?is=myP2T4dS5wVWSX5U
>>747560836>>747560873still not posting the source lmao. should I do it for you, faggots?
>>747560268That makes a lot of sense actually. There was some big exhibit years ago, I wish I can remember when/where exactly that a lot of Japanese devs were inspired by before a lot of that came out.OoT is a weird choice to use that inspiration though.
>>747560948who are you kidding by asking? you're so asspained about it you'll either do it anyway or use it as some retarded "u proved my point" nonsense kek
>>747560984Ocarina's combat was inspired by samurai theater, that's confirmed by the devs.
>>747560984Yeah, it's weird, but it's what they based it on. Japanese marionettes.Nintendo just sort of does what it wants in general.
>>747543846looks like hyper-elaborate gachaslop
>>747555267You're doing that right now on /v/.
>>747543846Zelda fans cried when WW was too cartoony, when SS had a watercolor style and when BOTW was cel-shaded because they wanted realistic Zelda games. Now they cry because it's too realistic.
>>747561175Would be bigger tits if it was mimicing gacha-slop
It's so funny that the people getting mad at this and calling it ai just shows how uncultured and low IQ they are. Dont they know that Aonuma and Miyamoto love puppets and this whole look and design is their intent of making OoT look more like a puppet play?
>>747561228nothing about Link's new design is realistic.
>>747561342The textures and details are
>>747561308this was unironically kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glUEKwjqMKw
Honestly I'm just confused at this point. All I've seen in Zelda circles for years is complaining about them never going for a realistic or anyway played straight, not-overly-stylised art direction. They've finally done that for once and everyone is pissing themselves about it.
>>747561428Definitely kino for sure
>>747560556Why were the Shadow and Spirit medallion locations swapped on the menu screen, since the Spirit Temple often is done last by the player? Why couldn't you go to areas that seem like they could be in the northwestern and southeastern corners of the map where Zelda and Impa are hiding from Ganondorf in the child timeline and show her the rest of your masks?BTW, the Happy Mask Salesman resembles the Satan of the painting of 'Allegory of Satan, Lord of the World' by Ludwik Stasiak, and the painting and Majora's Mask are exactly 100 years apart, and Majora's Mask had an advertisement of the moon falling on NYC before the WTC disaster.
>>747543846>Okay enough of Fujibayashi and his weeaboner transforming Zelda from western fantasy into anime bullshit>we're making OoT>"OKAY BUT WHAT IF WE MADE EVERY CHILD EXTRA GREASY AND MADE THEM ALL LOOK LIKE CREEPY SEX DOLLS"Is there no escape from the japanification of Zelda? I get that it's a japanese IP, but it was always firmly western in its aesthetic. It feels like someone at Nintendo hates this and is demanding the entire vibe of the setting be made more generic japanese. >ADD KATANAS AND MAKE THE SHEIKAH GENERIC JAPANESE VILLAGERS>GET RID OF OR MARGINALIZE ALL THE THINGS THAT ZELDA ARE ABOUT: SWORDPLAY, ACQUIRING THE MASTER SWORD, AND THE TRIFORCE>REPLACE THEM WITH: BABY TOY GIMMICKS, ACQUIRING A BUNCH OF GARBAGE, AND THE DIVINE AMATERAS--I MEAN THE GODDESS HYLIAWe need to go back to before Fujibayashi started shoving his nationalistic cock into this series.
>>747560937obviously Saria because she won't grow up
>>747561308They should have either stylized it even further or not bothered, this halfway point just makes the kids look like creepy sex dolls and the adults look like action figures.Not to mention the just crammed the announcement with product placement.>OHHH BUY THE OCARINA>OOOOH BUY THE SPECIAL CONTROLLER/SWITCH 2 SCALPER SPECIAL>OOOOOH BUY THE MUSIC APP AND OUR SUBSCRIPTION-BASED, DRIP-FED EMULATION SERVICEMiyamoto is not a game maker, he's a greedy little money gremlin with a dinosaur's understanding of what a video game even is. Nintendo isn't a proper dev studio, they've gone the way of Disney and made themselves into a saccharine little merchandising empire.
I don't know if nu devs are just talentless and retarded or if they are using AIslop designs.This shit is pretty bad, Zelda was supposed to be anime-like adventure JRPG, not another UE5 souls-like crap.
>>747561998That's sort of what Nintendo always was though. R.O.B., the NES's light gun, the Power Glove, amiibos, etc.Lot of western game developers were calling games a "computer product" in the 80's/90's. To Nintendo, they were always another form of toy. Completely different mindsets when it comes to their games and hardware.
>>747562117main Zelda team is on the new entry, has been since TotK got released. This is 100% not them, and it shows.
>>747562210yeah but at least back then they were making weird, unsuccessful, but still interesting tech and not cardboard
>>747543846Honestly, I'd be happy if they just removed the leather vest.
>>747562560that'd go a long way, but honestly the whole (grass?) fabric shit with the frills and patterns and jewlry are too much already, and it's even more egregious with young Link. It's always been a very clean design, and for good reason
I liked the original a lot in the early 2000's, I'm glad they're actually doing the remake right. I might actually grow to love this game once more.
these people have invaded /v/ and it shows
>>747543846i understand young link but why does adult link look gormless as well
>>747543846>>747544260Good.I bought 2 extra copies beacuse it looks damn perfect.This won't be emulated btw, sorry for your loss.
>snoys crying about nintendo>again
>>747543846Well the shit on the left is not from Ocarina of Time either.
>>747563252fuck you for making me look that up>"oh my god it's the bridge!">"oh god, press A to jump!"completely brainless
>>747563252>attractive women care about what I care aboutdiamonds
>>747543846Left looks really cool, but that's not what they're going for with this game. They want the characters to look cute and doll-like.I think something else that OG fans are having trouble grasping is that a lot of the sharpness present in the original models wasn't because they actually wanted the characters to look like that, it was because the game had so few polygons there were triangular shapes all over the place. Sure, the 2D drawings also looked rather sharp, but that was just artists drawing in the anime style that was popular at the time.>>747544260New Young Link is fucking adorable, it's unreal. OG Young Link looks terrible, I don't know why tendies keep defending it. It's okay to admit your favorite childhood game has flaws.
>>747563475>Navi says "listen">react like thiswhat the hell
>>747547007This post isn't going to age well when Ocarina gets a higher review score than Vulvarine.
>>747561998Miyamoto is a 1950s boomer who grew up with The Beatles and still has The Beatles mindset with the corporate role of being like Walt Disney.Fujibayashi is an upstart crow who has a tiger's heart wrapped in a player's hide which is covered by Samurai armor and secretly desires a Mystery of Murasame Castle sequel as well as the other missing BOTW sequel that actually has Link doing real archaeology within BOTW with the Link's Awakening/Oracles Shovel to find the missing Zelda II SNES sequel dungeons lost within the geological strata of time as well as the Subrosians.Aonuma is the puzzlebox maker obsessed with puppetry, and has Captain Toad playtest the puzzles before Link enters the dungeons to ironclad them so that there are no lost forevers and that you absolutely need that dungeon item for the next dungeon.Koizumi went way too far ahead with Majora's Mask and Nintendo had him go backwards into Mario's simpler world and is now the main charismatic lead of Nintendo in their Nintendo Directs.
>>747563621contholy shit she literally points at things she recognizes and shouts out and laughs. The whole meme "I CLAPPED BECAUSE I SAW THING I KNOW" is real
>>747563805>people who actually have hobbies are making vidya loved by millionsKino
>>747563915How soulless you gotta be, douche.
>>747563621>>747563915its simps. people just want to imagine they are fucking the tonsils outta her butthole
>>747554945The official art was made AFTER the ingame version, retard.
>>747564419lol are you a subscriber of hers or sth?twitch mod maybe?
>>747561767>>GET RID OF OR MARGINALIZE ALL THE THINGS THAT ZELDA ARE ABOUT: SWORDPLAY, ACQUIRING THE MASTER SWORD, AND THE TRIFORCE>>REPLACE THEM WITH: BABY TOY GIMMICKS, ACQUIRING A BUNCH OF GARBAGE, AND THE DIVINE AMATERAS--I MEAN THE GODDESS HYLIAYou're genuinely making shit up to cry about.
>>747543846Right honest to God looks like if you put left through an AI realism filter. Just tons of unnecessary overdesigned detail.
>>747543978Hemp and cotton
>>747544971Did they do the same with Ganondorf at all?People are comparing him to Shrek.
How come you're not as excited as real Oot fans are like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfQTMUO8n8?t=743
>>747551972Because Nintendo does not respect the artstyle of their most beloved game of all time, or at least that hack Aonuma certainly doesn't.
>>747554267If you still care about Zelda lore after Breath and Tears you need to kill yourself and I mean that sincerely.
>>747543846>We want the Zelda BOTW grafics without cell shading Aonuma.
>>747565487filtered lol
>>747565816>muh fanficrope.
>>747565942lol filtered
mindbroken snoyjeet subhuman thread
>>747543846Reality is starting to sink in an the Snoys are having a meltdown. I just love to see it.
>>747562117Fortnite and both China and Korea invaded Zelda's art direction.
>>747543846i'm so glad i stopped caring about nintendo when they dropped support for animal crossingi don't think things will improve until furukawa is fired and slaughtered mercilessly
>>747560727Who cares? It's a video game. I'm not here for the plot.
https://youtu.be/ccvufhTBcWcThey will ruin this area in the remake as it wont be pre rendered anymore and there wont be a loading screen between it and the market so there will be background noise coming from the market ruining the vibe
>>747566171Yup. Notice that 99.9% of the people that are happy, hyped and reacting to Zelda remake are white. Browns dont like to see whites happy.
>>747566993>you have to worship corporation, or else you're brown
>>747556176I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
>>747559567Shut up, sealion.
>>747561767>Is there no escape from the japanification of Zelda? I get that it's a japanese IP, but it was always firmly western in its aesthetic.Wait for the next 3D Zelda.They'll make it look like Crimson Desert.
>>747561998>Miyamoto is not a game maker, he's a greedy little money gremlin with a dinosaur's understanding of what a video game even is.>with a dinosaur's understanding of what a video game even is.Oh, okay, eric.Yeah, suuuuuuure.Go ahead and say that about the man who saved the gaming industry after E.T. nearly killed it.
>>747567874>he did something 40 years ago, that justifies slop being put out left and right
>>747566731There are Strategic™ Loading® Screens© in the remakeAlso it was already ruined and remake will probably look like picrel, just more foggy
>>747563252i dont get the whole women crying for the zelda trailer metawhy exactly?
>>747567147Go on Youtube and look at the people reacting to Zelda Remke. The overwhelming majority are white. Now compare that to Wolverine reactions. Niggers everywhere.
>>747568207>find validation on youtube, my dude!>popular thing = goodBrown coded.
>>747566731>>747567983you can see the nutemple in the footage, picrel
>>747543978Skulltula silk obviously
>>747567981They are not slop, eric.They are perfectly good games.I can now play OoT because it is now made for ME.
>>747568413MUST BE BIGGERER ADD A DOZEN WINDOWSsoulless
>>747544260Based Christmas cretin. All BotW trannies should be forced to play real Zelda games.
>>747568524>it is now made for MEWell, I can't argue against that. Most BOTW fans couldn't even beat the Deku Tree from the original, so they needed to dumb down the puzzles even more.
>>747568283Shut up nigger.
>>747543846I prefer the new design because it takes the chance of the remake to show something new. I particularly like how colorful it is. Ive seen the one on the left too often in promo material and cameos and such.
I think it's neat that each tunic has different material and looks different
>>747568671Wait a minute, have I even gotten past the Deku Tree in the original, on my Homebrewed Wii?Or did I turn off the game, because the stiffness of the controls were rubbing me the wrong way?I think that's the furthest I've gone in OoT.I must try harder.
>>747568908Red mail baller as always
>>747568703Hit a nerve, I see.
>>747568908>every tunic has that gay leather armorOof
>>747554258Very true. Fuck that game and the tourists brought in.
>>747556853Coping Nintengoyim btfo
>>747568908lmao that red tunic, that's some silk goku hot topic shit>dude put some flames on it or sth, it's gonna be rad
>>747543846It's incredible how much better the left design looks compared to the design on we actually got on the right it's not even funny. Nintendo has lost it's way and I'm so tired of corporate dick sucking shills and "Zelda Fans" online saying otherwise.
>>747569608you know what's actually gay? wanting to fuck link
>>747554258Ironic, since OOT did the same. Moviegame slop with 10IQ puzzles.
lol
>>747559447Just put on your "I love ugly remakes" shirt now, groower.
>>747569730>Moviegame slop:l>moviegame slop, realistic graphics:D
>>747569679I didn't even mention "gay" or anything related to itin my post, why is that on your mind
>>747560089Its just ugly. Just accept that Aonuma is talentless hack and this is his ultimate revenge on OoT.
>>747569912It is not ugly, eric.You are.
>>747569583I'm glad at least one person read and understood my post, tycan't stand this fucking fanboy invasion and the propaganda they spread
>>747569861Having a jump button makes it more of a game than the original :^)
>>747563252Her love for Zelda is always so contagious. It's always a treat to see!
>>747551972The fact that they did this with Link but the minor NPCs look relatively faithful makes me 100% believe it was top-down interference rather than directorial vision.Aonuma has never liked classic-style Link. The OoT remake is his opportunity to finally erase him once and for all.
>>747543846Holy shit, I forget just how ugly the original designs are until I see them again.
>>747569987>making the game even easier makes it better?
>>747568568>MUSTMore like the (re)designer decided to do it to justify their role.
>>747570064you're not gonna ragebait me by copypasting simp youtube commentsthey're all nuts
>>747570185Now that's some autism you have there, must not have had friends growing up.
>>747570149>Forget that the game doesn't babby proof jumps anymore>Heart stolen
>>747570325>autism>picreltry harder maybe
>>747569891I thought I was replying to >>747569201
>>747570391bruh the level design is almost exactly the same the jumps will still be braindead
>>747568908Changing up the blue and red tunics is fine but green tunic should have looked more conventional, they went way overboard.
>>747554184Okay that legit infuriates the fuck out of me even though I should've expected it with the BotW style title. BotWtrannies legit have killed Zelda going forward.
>>747570554>Forget that the game doesn't babby proof jumps anymore>Heart stolen
>>747569762Never let tendies forget that they are goyim!
>not a single black or mixed Kokiri in the Kokiri village in the year 2026What are we doing?
>>747570517>proves anon rightholy autism
>>747570391My dude, the game is so casualized that the devs literally added a quest book market, because nu-Zelda people kept getting lost after beating the deku tree. They had no idea that they were supposed to go to Hyrule castle.
>>747554184also add zelda's eyes, they are now green like in botw/totk. they were blue in original oot.>>747570668this. it fucking sucks
>>747549240>PlatoHad sex with little boysThe opinions of that jewed faggot are irrelevant
>>747569951Yeah they did the same type of cope with the Star Fox redesigns. Puppets have become the go-to scapegoat for Nintengoyim.
>>747554184The BotW-ified UI pisses me off so much. It's so unnecessary.
>>747570828You're the mods' puppet, eric.
>>747570757>They thought of everythingBased Nintendo
>>747563915Probably just your autism showing. It's a remake, it changed the game radically, it's less memberberries and moreso being impressed by the changes. I suppose you can't help yourself though considering your ailment. Autism, and poor.
>>747570757>people kept getting lost after beating the deku treeHey! Listen!
>>747571151>that abomination on the rightDisgusting.
Old Zelda UIs simply had more soul. BotW removed the soul while not even being all that more functional. OoT remake is like a weird middle ground, they tried to inject some soul in places but the bones are soulless.
>>747571260lol you keep going on about autism and defending that chickhow many months are left on your twitch sub?
>>747570757This is a sin of modern gaming that plagues a lot of new games in general. People don't want to explore or take the time to memorize areas and checkpoints. I remember a time when people thought Navi was too handholdy.
>>747570757>>747571518right, it's an action-adventure game, and people don't want to explore? multiple nps plus navi tell you where to go next anyway, and people STILL "get lost" and need to be told what to do?the most retarded generation, and fuck Nintendo for appesasing these idiots
>>747555469>>747560727Those are Michael Jackson's BAD boots with Santa's color scheme. So he probably got them from some store.
>>747568568>This medieval church has too many windows!!!Really nigga?
>>747570668breh if they are actually going full lore/timelinefag and are homogenizinig the games, it's overI pray to god that this is outsourced and they just let some jeet run wild...or maybe fujibayashi really is poisoning everything now
>>747571879it does not exist in a vacuum you complete retard, it's being discussed in the context of the original/previous designs.and considering that from everything shown, spaces are roughly 1:1, how insane is this xxxl cathedral when you have the same two shitty rooms inside?"muh realism" does that size make sense relative to the town, too? no it doesn't. it's maximalist, just like the approach with link's shit-ass outfit
>>747570668>>747571918
>>747571918It's Aonuma man, he doesn't like the old formula and has stated multiple times asking "why people would want to go back to it." He's not a gamer and he hates hard games.OoT wasn't his vision. He mainly worked on the dungeons which he also got tired of hence why everything is a copy pasted samey look in the Wild games. Koizumi contributed a lot to OoT both creatively and game mechanic wise and he hasn't been director since Majora's Mask because Miyamoto has some autistic grudge over his storytelling skills.
>>747571918I doubt Fujibayashi had anything to do with the OoT remake, this is all Aonuma's doing.
>>747572063you may have missed the word "if"and also missed this post:>>747554184>>747570793where said homogenization is apparent. the evidence is right there, and it raises questions. can you maybe think a little and not just mindlessly consume?
>>747572238both are "producers" on it according to the direct.but desu because of the inconsistent art direction, I suspect they are as much actual producers as the JP dudes on Saar Fox, i.e. it's mainly someone else doing it and they just rubber stamp it.There is no way Aonuma and Fujibayashi are not on the next mainline Zelda, they would not waste multiple years on this instead. Not with the length of modern dev cycles.
>>747543846Now i grew up with zelda games and Nintendo. Mind you i also grew the fuck up and recognize how anti customer and fucking evil Nintendo is, but i have a soft spot for Zelda despite it all.So i must honestly ask the following question.Why in the name of fuck does link now have a 'THOUSAND COCK STARE'?He looks like a very nervous prison inmate in this picture. As if a trauma victim who feels the shower soap was made extra slippery on purpose. He looks like what i imagine the booty warrios cellmate looked like. Just scared of the next 'incident'Why does the hero of time look like an abuse victim?
>>747571401>jeet disgusted after seeing european looking banner>prefers baby doodoo colored rock
>>747571771Those were boots? I thought those were fucking sneakers.
>>747563252What is it about women that scares /v/irgin
>>747572465>muh pointless banner justifies clutterAnother graphix whore.
>>747571151>original: conveyed all necessary information visually in one "ring" menu plus navi>demake: tapestry for items, plus inventory, plus verbose quest log, map markers, on top of naviwhat the fuck happened
>>747572251It's bait. Don't reply to him.
>>747572597Probably dropped on your head, just ask your mother?
>>747572542>going to bat for that hagsure, you are definitely not the /v/irgin here
>>747572587>jeets will look at this and say "clutter"
>>747572609they need to invent some kind of device that lets me choke those fags across the internet
>>747554184We couldn't see the full fountain in the original so they had to take some creative liberties, but my question is why is there no Triforce? TP's had a Triforce on it. And the Temple of Time has a Triforce on it so Hylians are well-aware of it.Nu-Zelda team seems to really hate the Triforce. I'm sure they'd remove it entirely from the remake if it wasn't essential to the plot.
>>747572731Good rule of thumb is that if they can't even be bothered to type an argument then the post isn't even worth glancing at.
>>747572346I want to say something but youre not wrong
>destroys the /v/irginhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFKQYkiBCQE?t=1358
>>747543978>>747554374I've seen like 50 people make this fucking post because they're fucking stupid and can't do 4 seconds of googling. Leather is perfectly possible to make in the goddamn wild. You literally just need tree bark, a way to boil water, and a carcass. It takes a long time, but if you do it right you have some high quality material that a modern manufacturer is too scared to make at scale. Wool comes from all sorts of critters, not just sheep.The embroidery is actually more believable, because when you don't have TV and you just spent weeks, even months, tanning a fucking hide, you're goddamn right you're going to make it the coolest hide on the planet. Needles for it were made from animal bones. The metal pieces are on his adult outfit, which was magicked up for him.
>>747572541What kind of sneakers have fucking buckles on them?
>>747572346This is your fetish isn't it?
>>747572734The castle in TP is a completely different one because it's in the center of the map and not north.Because temple of time is completely overgrown by the forest in Twilight Princess which means the old castle town was abandoned.
>>747572717Why is it cluttering up my video game? Looking at a banner is not gameplay.
>>747573829It's in the pause menu, you don't even have to pay attention to it.
>>747572950Really it's not a conversation worth having because the Zelda team has never put serious effort into the worldbuilding. Bringing up realism as a counter to aesthetic critiques is meaningless because Hyrule is a surface-level setting.
>>747573227Sure but it doesn't really make sense for the fountain in OoT's castle town to have an incomplete insignia, it's supposed to be the wings -and- the triforce. TP's is what it would have looked like in full view.
>>747574090The pause menu is cluttered enough as is, and you want to shove in more crap? Anything to justify the absurd price tag.
>>747544260I have very mixed feelings about the remake. But I still think I have fewer issues with the remake than with the 3ds version. Fuck the 3ds version.
The Ootsnoys have severely underestimated how beloved the game is by people who don't see eye to eye with their autism. It forces them to concoct reasoning for why they wont be playing the definitive version to avoid admitting they are too poor to afford a Switch 2.
>>747574313Because of the memes about the lighting? The remake's final boss will have the same problem
>>747574349>The Ootsnoys have severely underestimated how beloved the game isI know you're an autistic schizo who's beyond all reason but even so this statement clearly makes no sense. Why would people be excited for the game being remade if it wasn't beloved in the first place?You made up some retarded schizo shitpost lore and instead of dumping it and hoping no one noticed you're trying to concoct some serious mental gymnastics. You were shitting on OoT all this time and now that Nintendo is remaking OoT you have to completely change course lol.
>>747543846>forehead is back>proper link face shape>strong determined look>mouth no longer pouty>correct OoT eye design>big boots are back>arms and legs maintain a strong bulky silhoutte to highlight link is a man now instead of being small and pointed>longer lower body>thinner ears>stylized hair that's just the right ammount of detailed>simple but effective design>back to the brighter colors>extremely readable from far away and visually appelingPerfect
>>747573124Ask me how I know your a leftist.
>>747544971get your eyes checked, blind retard
>>747574349How can the game be beloved if you utterly despise the original and call people snoys for praising it? Make that make sense.
>>747574608speaking of eyes, take a good fucking look at link's, moron
>>747544810>people really can't tell the difference from shrek and oot remakeit's no wonder why retards eat up all the remakes
>>747574574>invents scenario involving Link getting prison raped>gets called out on it>instead of denying it he brings up politics for no reasonYou wanna try that again bud?
>>747570757>the game is so casualized that the devs literally added a quest bookThe only really new thing here is the ability to view past records and get the full chronology of your progress. Because otherwise this is basically just what Navi would tell you if you asked her. The difference just being that this is in a menu than from prompting Navi to speak. In terms of handholding, how is it not equivalent? How is this guiding you harder than Navi telling you to do the same things?
>>747574098Not necessarily. It's still a medieval fantasy setting, so things have to fit the bill, and even in the original game they did go out of their way to not running around with anything that would've had to have come from the outside. You were beating things with sticks and deku nuts instead of arrows and bombs. My issue isn't with the game at this point, however, but with how many people seem to think tanning and sewing are a new invention.
>>747574665>I'm a tasteless fucking retardYes, I know.
>>747574375>Because of the memes about the lighting?In no way exclusively so. But yes. >The remake's final boss will have the same problemWhy do you think so? Sounds very unlikely. You do know that the 3ds version's lighting is so bright because of the 3d depth vision feature right? Without that, there'd be no point in keeping the same lighting.
>>747574742>The only really new thing here is the ability to view past records and get the full chronology of your progress. aka something only retards with a 5 second memory span would need. >Because otherwise this is basically just what Navi would tell you if you asked her.Instead of removing both, now they shove even more in, to pander to stupid casuals?>In terms of handholding, how is it not equivalent?Neither should exist. Casuals should be beaten with tire irons for the sin of asking games to be watered down.
>>747574729Yep def a leftist.
>>747543846>people are complaining that they picked an actual artstyletasteless mongsthat shit looks sick
>>747574847>Neither should exist. Casuals should be beaten with tire irons for the sin of asking games to be watered down.this. genuinely these people would blow their brains out if you gave them alttp to play
Imagine if this was actually a new Zelda Game, and this was the direction they were going I’d actually get hyped and be motivated to buy a switch 2.It’s just another cash grab because they know all the 30+ millennials will buy the system for this. Don’t expect Majora’s mask, wind waker, twilight princess, or any old style Zelda game to come out after. There will be nonstop threads, posts, videos on this, it will come out and everyone will beat it in 1-2 days then never talk about it again, like every single remake Nintendo has ever done.
>>747574913You've had multiple opportunities to deny being a massive faggot but I guess you're gonna keep resorting to politics.
>>747574795>zero rebuttalconcession accepted
>>747575056>There will be nonstop threads, posts, videos on this, it will come out and everyone will beat it in 1-2 days then never talk about it again, like every single remake Nintendo has ever done.Zelda threads for ~10 days, then the deluge of GTAVI threads/v/ will be unusable in November
>>747574840Considering the lighting looks like shit there's no reason to believe the remake would put more effort into one specific sequence.In any case it's retarded to hate a version more for one sequence than a version that makes fundamental terrible changes (like Link's face and outfit).
>>747574514You're too retarded to get this, but the original is a classic and the remake did it justice.
>>747575056True.If at a bare minimum they made major changes to the content it'd be something exciting, but as-is it's an ugly reskin of a well-tread game from 1998.All the discussions to be had about the game are already being had, because it's just aesthetics. There will be nothing left to talk about when the remake actually comes out, beyond drama involving people struggling with the game or thinking it's better/worse than the new games.
>>747546752Cotton didn't exist in medieval Europe, assuming they go with that limitation due to medieval european vibes. Your options are wool, linen (from flax) or hemp. Hemp is the only realistic option in an environment without large scale agriculture where all you can do is hunting/gathering and simple veggie fields. Add to that no access to high quality looms and such and the threat count of whatever you make will be very low, so you will have very large threads. Any tunic made will largely have been made with nothing but hand labor, meaning that even cotton IF it was accessible could likely not be processed.
>>747561428Man, how good we had it....
>>747575206>In any case it's retarded to hate a version more for one sequenceI already told you it was in no way exclusively so. I think what the 3ds version did with the lighting was pure shit, but the lighting isn't even one of the 3ds version's bigger offences. But it is an offence. It sucks still. >Considering the lighting looks like shit there's no reason to believe the remake would put more effort into one specific sequence.From the footage already shown, we've already seen how the game doesn't shy away from darkness or dark scenes. So there really is little reason to think that the game will follow the 3ds version's stance on lighting. Because it's already lighting scenes in way the 3ds version did not and would not do. But again. I am not hating the 3ds version because of the fucking lighting. That was just what you jumped to initially. Even if the lighting was unchanged between the original and the 3ds version, I'd still hate the 3ds version.
>>747555862I keep seeing clips of this chick, what is she even from?
>>747575483Nigger it's Hyrule, a fucking fantasy land with magic elves, ninjas and fishpeopleit's not a medieval simulator, never will be
>>747575320If the original is a classic, then there was no need for a remake. Making ANY changes is, by default, not doing it justice.
>>747575056>Can clearly see the herculean effort put into fixing the original>muh cashgrablol, they didn't just port the 3DS version, only a retard would think this was low effort slop
>>747575725What effort? How did they improve the gameplay?
>>747576148you can jump now
>>747576148What's it like being a blind and deaf retard
>>747575320>the original is a classic and the remake did it justice.I mostly agree that this looks like the case. But parts of it still look really stupid and I haven't seen enough positive changes/additions for this to be worth buying for me.
>>747576148Combat is fast and snappy. You can manually control Link's jumps now.It's a game changer.https://youtu.be/HSNSS_cQ7ww?is=elE0lUYWQI5hRGR1
>>747576234>you now have to properly time and press an extra button for an action that was done automatically beforeholy quality of life!
>>747576234>>747576590I don't see a single improvement. You could literally manually jump in the original game.
>>747576480Like what, what are you even holding out for. It's easy to see this is the best the game has ever been.
>>747576709Found the larper.
>>747576698>Forget that the game doesn't babby proof gaps>Heart stolen
>>747576842Pandering to retards, casuals and graphics whores is "the best it's ever been"?
>>747568207>go on youtube and look at a bunch of shillsno
>>747576950You've got nothing
>>747577247You still haven't explained how this game is better than the original. The "snappy" combat you showed off is literally slower and easier than the original.
>literally slowerkek
>>747554258retard
>>747543978Lon Lon Ranch. Malon personally delivers a cow to Link's Treehouse at one point. So she's used to going to the forest.
>>747578759>Malon personally delivers a cow to Link's Treehouse at one pointshe's moving in with him???
Link's design really peaked with Twilight Princess
