>"It's Saturday night son, why are you here in your room playing video games?"
>>747545416I'm actually getting my dick sucked in VRchat father please do not disturb me.
>"Hey guys my dad is here! Everybody say hello!">what's up mr anon>hey mr anon>hello
>>747545416because at young age you exposed me to videogames and ruined my development, thanks dad!
>>747545416>spends all saturday on the couch drinking beer and watching ******ball.
>>747545746where can I watch fuckerball
>>747545746did the mods actually censor the word ******?
>>747545746soccerball?
>>747545746faggot
>>747545890****** obviously not.
>>747546054Fuck I meant ******.
>>747546107******
>>747546151******Fuck this gay shithole. I'm out.
>>747545416Dad, it's Saturday night, why aren't you in your room banging my mom?
>>747545416I don't play videogames dad I frogpost on /v/.
>>747545416cos I'm 40 and I can't get drunk every weekend anymore, takes too long to recover.
>>747546781Okay well then why are you still living in my house?
>>747545416>parents just sit around with their feet kicked up staring at a screen throwing food into their mouths 24/7>"why ya just playin vidya son, boy when i was your age..."
>>747546859You're dead.
>>747545416
>>747545416Being a loser is completely acceptable in this economy. Even normies cant get high paying jobs and do fun stuff.
>>747545890no, you can say football
>>747547173You don't need money to do fun stuff.
>>747545416where the fuck else would I be