>Hello, Anon. My name is Chris Hansen.>Why don’t you take a seat over there?How do you reply without sounding like a pdf file?
>>747566149Be in a wheelchair, stare at Chris and say nothing.
>>747566149That looks like Robert Pattinson, not Chris Hansen.
>>747566149>pdf fileI hope you don't say algorithm-groomed nonsense like this out loud.
Jeff fancy a slice of pizza? His bond was $750,000 and he needed to go to the toilet after he was told his bond amount.
>>747566149Stop being a coward and say pedo
>>747566262It looks like you weren’t expecting such a hungry guy
>pdf fileGod forbid you offend pedophiles by calling them their title...
>>747566149>>747566232What the fuck is his problem?
>>747566149Wouldn't that make more sense as a Roblox skin?
>>747566363He doesn't like that he was clocked as a grifter who only catches pedophiles for an ego boost.
>>747566363>>747566393>Believing Facebook """news""" graphics at face valueAt the very least post the article/interview or whatever.
Robert Pattinson is relentlessly handsome
>>747566149PISTOLS AT DAWN, HANSEN, YA YELLOW-BELLY
>>747566149Legal where I live.
>>747566727Mr president...
>>747566149If only Fortnite Chris Hansen stopped D4vd from playing that day.
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>>747566821How old is this?
>>747566317It's because other sites are starting to track or ban the word pedophile so tourists bring their habits here.
>>747566821What the hell is going on in Tunis lmao?
>>747566821Now post the states, providences and prefectures.
>>747566149>>747566232So I just thought it should be known this is the first time after all these years where generative AI has been a thing where I had to spend a minute asking and then looking up whether or not this is AI. Of course it’s cartoony which is easy to make it look “real” but still.
>>747566821>>747567084>>747567302>>747567404>>747567658>Legal where I liv-ACK!>gets caught & recorded in public with a 16-18 yo girl and called a pedo & doxxed by millions of zoomers onlineYour response now chud?
>>747567730Damn, zoomers really are the gayest, lamest generation ever
>>747567730Do americans seriously hang out in mixed race groups with niggers like this?
>>747568278see>>747566821and you will notice a pattern
>>747566149Fortnite replaced those tie-in low budget games movies used to have
>>747568278They'll be forced to at bayonet point otherwise.
>>747566149The word pedophile has lost all meaning, just like the people in charge always wanted.Good work, fellas.
>>747567730>they do nothing except stand around and film himoh wow the horror
>>747567730This is just harassment streaming
>>747567730Get these broccoli shits arrested by the evidence they provided themselves.
>>747566149Looks like Robert Pattinson
>>747567730>Why are white people not having babies?
>>747568278Illegal not to.
>>747567084It's a fucking drawing
>>747567730>50 zoomers ganking up on a guy after honeypotting himso this is how the young generation spends its time huh
>>747568797Leftoids have no issue with using violence to get what they want but will piss and shit themselves if you defend yourself. Never feel bad about bad things happening to them.
>>747566821Isn't it 16 in roughly half of US states as well?
>>747566363That retard was carried by NBC and police. Dude is incapable of protecting anyone without a wrangler.
>>747566363SMASHED
>>747567730YOO YO YO BRO BRO YO BRO YOOOOO BRO YO YO YO YO BRO BRO YO YO HOLY YO BRO
>>747566149I'm trying to make up my mind on what seat can i take
>>747566248I'm going to essay, grape you and unalive you, unc.
>>747567730I hate phones so fucking much
>>747566149fortnite playerbase be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6hdBc7i0iQ
>>747566821that's not what age of consent means btw
>>747566821No wonder the chuds hate Ukraine.
>>747567730>end their stupid fun Is that simple. Just show it and tell you will shoot if they touch you if they approach.
>>747568639arrested for what?
>>747571369They would immediately try to grab the gun because zoomers feel they are invincible.
>>747572115Entrapment, stalking, and harassment are the easy ones to get to stick, since they undoubtedly left a large amount of chatlogs and digital evidence of their plot and their monitoring of their chosen victim.
>>747566149"I got into lolis because of your show"
>>747567658Nigga there's a signature.
>>747566149>Why don’t you take a seat over there?Because there are no sexy cougar ladies there mmm I sure love mature women, I'd sit there if there was a bunch of nice experienced old madams hanging out over there, it'd be like heaven for me, such a shame there's none
>>747566149I wouldn't be surprised if there's a whole bunch of pedo's roaming the Fortnite game servers, so this might actually be a pretty good addition to the game.
>>747566149turn 360 walk away
>>747566149>Yeah, I'm Man.
>>747566149>"you played right into my game mr hansen">slides hand across his thighs>"now it's just the two of us">"B-But my cre-">"I already drugged them in advance of our meeting">"N-NO!">"shhhhh...lets not turn this rape into a murder mr hansen."
>>747566727no wonder kojimbo bankrupted sony for him
>>747569092You support a guy that wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire. He'd insult you for being on fire in the first place. Can we at the least stop the fucking name calling at the podium so we can actually discuss what's going on? I know both sides are bought, but I'd like my news to be a little more serious in general. The quest for ratings has a done irreparable damage to the American psyche.
>>747572305Good. Lead in them in self defense.
>>747568278>>747568423>>747568797People in America can... hang out with whoever they want, yes. Is that not a right you have in your country?
Why are people calling the faggot vampire a pedophile now?
>>747566281but i like how the absolute worst format ever made is no connected to pedophilia
>>747566393>you're just protecting kids for a paycheck, not for the love of the gameYou can't make me care enough and the film looks like slop that's going to somehow try and say "yeah the pedophiles are bad BUT CHRIS!"
>>747575781That hole is reserved, anon-kun.
>>747567730I'm so glad I never hung out with kids post-highschool even though all my "friends" were degenerate adults. I don't think this is the reaction though, I think the kids just saying like, what the fuck are you doing weirdo is enough. Unfortunately they're mentally the same age otherwise they wouldn't try legitimately being friends with children. It's weird we hung out with this one dude in his 20's but he dated a peer of ours who was like fucking 15. Dude only bought us booze when he felt like it too, in hindsight I can't believe I put up with that shit. My first time was with a woman who dropped out of college because she wanted to keep fucking though. It's kind of fucked too, I was 15 and my parents didn't care because they thought I was gay because I didn't make my friends sleep on the floor and I had a king size bed
>>747576252Never heard webpedo before.
>>747567730>17>only 5 year difference, probably 4 in a couple of weeksfucking retarded
>>747566363He knows the movie will make him out to be the bad guy, even though the other guys are molesting children. It's bad because...well...it's on TV or something.
>>747567730Pedohunters really fail to see the severity required for TCAP to work. Hansen was busting 30 year old dudes chatting with 12 year olds which is so much more scandalous and so much easier to press than "she's 4 days away from being a legal adult"
Fuming Pragmata fans.
>>747576571The angle is going to beA) its unethical to "entrap" people on TV for entertainment and moneyB) erm actually Chris isnt protecting kids enough -said the person who has busted 0 pedophilesC) that one time Chris fucked up and actually impeded a pedophile from actually being caughtD) pedophiles existing and being caught on TV is going to cause copycats and witchhuntsAnd worst of allE) that one time Chris Hansen didn't pay his employees KILL HIM NOW!!!!
>>747566149At least he can finally be around Shadow the Hedgehog and a dozen Keanu variants.
>NOOOOO YOU CANT CATCH PEDOS AND ARREST THEM IN TV, THATS UNETHICAL!!!! now if you'll excuse me I've got a biopic to make about a still living person who I'm going to call evil, who I never once consulted or asked any kind of permission/approval forThis is the kind of movie you make 30 years after a person dies, and you narrowly avoid being sued by that persons kids and estate.
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>>747566149I'M getting Pattinson fatigue.
>>747576778>>747577306Sure, you can criticize the angle they're going for, but it's very brave of them to provide nuance in this topic and not just repeat the popular opinion exactly, specially during our current time.
Bros am I getting Mandela'd or was his name always written Pattinson and just pronounced as Pattison?Because I don't remember ever hearing the "N" in the middle, even when Twilight was big.
>>747578514The problem I'm seeing is that nuance was at some point deemed far too subtle, and now Hansen has to be portrayed as this dark evil nightcrawler character which creates a weird moral power imbalance that requires some sympathy be given to the predators.The film is clearly hammering in on a more sensational angle to help keep the audiences focus on Hansen being a bad guy, which sure he probably is, but it's also like filming Goldilocks getting mauled to death by the 3 bears and saying "Yeesh, yeah she had that coming when she touched the bowls of porridge"
>>747576202>America has freedom of associationWhy lie?
>>747576778Its not "entrapping" its entrapping, plain and simple. If you pretend to be a kid in the internet to get some pedos attention then report them to police, thats entrapment.
>>747566149>Hollywood movie about the nuance of..being a pedophileExactly what we need.
>>747581305Yes, why wouldn't I trust the "pedo buster" employed and paid by jews?
>>747568278Everybody alive, including you, wishes you could live in a liberal+diverse part of the world. Feel free to get mad but it's what every statistic ever shows.
>>747566363>X SLAMS Y for being relevant now, unlike themself.
>>747568464No, the word nazi has lost all it’s meaning. Pedo is just the new term to call and villify anyone you don’t like. For normies it’s the worst thing you can be called right now. Everyone hates “pedos”.
>>747578514>but it's very brave of them to provide nuance in this topicOne has to wonder why this is a topic that needs such nuance, though. I think the vast majority of people would be fine with a completely fabricated, glamorized depiction of hunting pedos because those are the kinds of people you aren't exactly supposed to defend. But it's 2026 which means we have to play "moderates" with an issue that shouldn't need it, while outright condemning any film that paints something like illegal immigrants negatively.So, no, this is not bravery. It's cowardice by people who are trying to normalize something evil.
Why Hansen never went after the rich pedos?
>>747584287He wouldn't get paid otherwise.
>>747584287Would you ever be a part of the circus that you funded?
>>747584287he never went after pedos at all, as the decoys never pretended to be prepubescent
>>747566317Republican?
>>747585691totally, bruv
>>747566727gay
