Not everything is woke. There are a lot of women behind all your favorite games.
Dragon Age Origins was woke
>>747566834Gaider wrote DA:O.
>giving a shit about the story in ARPGsfucking kek.
Wow, I wonder what else she wrote besides this one game from 2009? Better not put that in the post.
>>747566834Most devs from older beloved games are hack frauds anyway
>>747566834>beloved DA:OI called it total shit the day it came out, but zoomzooms don't remember that and have nostalgia for dogshit like Skyrim and Halo.
>>747566951Sounds more like you've just been through so many shit plots that you gave up.
>>747566834actually she wrote only a small part of origins, but she did write the entire anders vs temple gay faggot story in dragon age 2 which ultimately killed the series
>>747566919lol They already backpedaled.
>>747566834Isn't it that Hamburger Helper girl who did TOR?
>>747567484ding dong bannu
>The women who is on record for wanting to watch games play themself while ironing shirtsk, GL with the layoffs
Leftists caught lying as usual.
>>747566834>There are a lot of women behind all your favorite gamesIndeed
>>747566834Christ do you woke fucks ever get tired of being hateful faggots? Like for five fucking minutes is it possible for you to not be hateful assholes?
>>747567547End of rine……..rine end here
>>747566834>Shadowrun larpsOk, I respect that.
>>747566834Diablo games have story? I thought they were just replacement activity for people quitting cigarettes
>>747567749Hate is a drug
Wasn't hamburger hepler a meme here like a decade ago also who cares Diablo died at II and the only good dragon age game was origins
>>747566834It's crazy how nobody has even used the term "Hamburger Helper" to insult Hepler anymore.Fuck I'm old. I really need to get off this hellhole. What am I doing with my life man. I'm surrounded by zoomers who were still in their fathers' ballsack when I first came onto this site.
>>747566834Is that the Hamburger Helper?
>>747566834she was a DA:O nobody but a major writer in DA2 and we all know how those two games compare
>>747566834how come the terrible hacks are studio jumping like no tomorrow despite abysmal record and I cant find a decent job for a year even with stellar results
>Christ do you woke fucks ever get tired of being hateful faggots? Like for five fucking minutes is it possible for you to not be hateful assholes?
>>747566834yes, and that's where they should stay. Behind, not in front
>>747566834Nobody would have any issues with women if they could keep their post partum hormones in check and not fuck up male oriented entertainment.
>>747567820>if we quote you out of context it's indicative of your core character>properly and fully quote my once-fat-now-ozempic'd wife? that's a 'dissection' of a whole interview, chud
>>747566951>giving a shit about story in a video game that isn't a visual novel or jrpgfucking kek
>>747567997we did a bad in a previous life and this is hell
>>747566834The writing/story for Diablo has never been good.
>>747568079
>>747568015Yeah? And? Quoting me and not saying anything of substance doesn't make you a better human being. Stop wasting your time and do something with your life. Jerk.
>>747566834The announcement of a new Diablo game was met with a tepid response, at best, with many Diablo fans being openly unhappy. That's without getting into the weeds of who is working on it. This company is cooked.
>>747567684Japanese women =/= western womenNot a single western woman could write FMA.
>>747567820The problem is shes dming for grognarded retards and machavelian jews and patienceless meatheaded bro gamers. If she was pumping out vampire the masquerade clones with over the top memorable characters im sure no one would care. anyone whobplayed nwn and though a woman writer was the main problem with the company is unsavably stupid though
>>747566951>"ARPG" with like 3 environments you endlessly repeat because they focused entirely on garbage dialogue and storyi dropped a friend once partially because he said DA2 was in his top 3 games of all time
>>747567973It's all newfags and jeets trying to farm engagement (and money) on their twitter accounts. If sucking tranny cock made money they'd flip allegiance instantly.
I really just don't think anyone cares about Blizzard's properties anymore. Who really honestly cares about Diablo or Starcraft? I suppose the MMO still has diehards, though.
>>747568287it's more an announcement of a tentative plan to make another diablo game ('and starcraft game) if they can attract enough investors this weekend.there's a good chance D5 and SC:D never release
>>747566834She was basically the first "we took a beloved character and drastically changed him" person.
>>747567973You noticed how not many people use Oldfags and Newfag terms like they did a decade ago? Being on this site for 20+ years is so fucking depressing at this point. We joked around like that shit wouldn't REALLY happen but we joked about it anyways
>tried to own the chud>looks retardedEvery single time. lol
>wokie culturecels got so BTFO in the other thread mods deleted itkek
>>747566834
>>747567973It's been used like 3 times in this small thread alone. If you mean anywhere else on the net, it's cause your ass will get progrom'd out for daring to be "ableist" or some retarded shit.
>>747566834This and Gamergate is what started the eventual downfall of video games of the 2010's.They saw the proto-chuddies back then being super fucking mean (and they were). HOWEVER, I will say Anita deserved it. She was the real true OG grifter back then.
>>747568479The mmo is getting classic+ and classic to begin with and now classic forever because noone gives a fuck about retail either.
>>747566834END OF RINE__________RINE ENDS HERE
>why do you hate waffles?
>>747568586this is a 'dissection' of an interview according to her husband.posting her full responses with context is being labelled as rightwing gamergate chud cherrypicking
>>747566834>There are a lot of women behind all No wonder you're crashing. Anyhow, biodrones were the patient zero of all this shit, we should have killed them.
>>747568650Everything is gamergate now. That's why so many of these companies are crashing and burning. They beat the scouting party by going full orwellian and thought it was over. Now they're fighting nearly their entire customerbase and losing.
>>747568494>it's more an announcement of a tentative plan to make another diablo gameAt the end of the day, they announced that Diablo IV's ten year plan was canceled and it's getting no more new expansions. They were clearly working on this before they had even announced the second expansion last year, which reinvigorated the game with the release of the Paladin. The story itself had set up that our character was going to fight the other prime evils. There is one line that they likely altered after the fact saying, "Oh... uhh... actually they won't wake up in your lifetime." This is the same shit that happened to Diablo III. Before Reaper of Souls even came out Blizzard had shitcanned the idea of another expansion. Afterwards they said it was a mistake to abandon it right when the game found its footing. Now they are doing it again.> if they can attract enough investors this weekend.They are owned by Microsoft, they don't need additional investors. Also, the people who work at Blizzard are all lazy communists union members who collectively conspired to oust most of the old Blizzard vanguard using false accusations of misconduct.
>>747567082She wrote the dwarf lesbian in DA:O
>>747566915Yup. Even as someone who liked it, it absolutely was woke. Not as bad as the later games, didn't let it get in the way of everything else, but let's not act like it didn't have plenty of fags and moralizing.
>>747566834> Dragon Age: Shitguard was a massive commercial failure> Hey why not let the writer who fucked up this game make another game on a successful property?> Hey yeah let's let her fuck up something else because women deserve a chancedo they ever lear?
>>747566951this. I have about 800 hours in Nioh 2, and I have no idea what the main characters name is, or that the story is about. The gameplay is great though.
>>747568924Even back then I thought it was weird we had a whore like leliana in the party and a homosexual elf.
>>747566834The current state of the industry is hillarious on one side you have gamedevs who despise gamers, wish death upon them, do everything in their power to spite them and shit on everything they love. On the other side you have gamers who absolutely despise gamedevs and wish them bankrupcy and destitution and yet keep coming back to consume their shit while the other keep making games for them. Neither wants to do what they are doing and yet here we are.
>>747567820>there are too many games to play!That's not what she said in the article though. She said she wanted a skip combat button and treat it like a vn.
>>747566951But the story is why Grim Dawn is the 2nd best ARPG of all time behind only the obvious #1.
>>747568494>cut future sales of Diablo 4 expansions off at the knees for a game that might not even come outbravo Blizzard
>>747567820she's not a fake geek, she's a fake gamer. She just wants to write her fujo fanfiction and video game companies are the only ones that will hire her to do it.
>>747568892>At the end of the day, they announced that Diablo IV's ten year plan was canceled and it's getting no more new expansionshadn't considered that angle, you're very right.
>>747566834If you ask me, women shouldn’t be writing dark fantasy. Maybe they can make some small contribution to it, but for them, "dark and scary" often seems to mean rape and suicidal thoughts, and everything is heavily associated with that.A man, on the other hand, assuming he is a good writer, can look at horror in its full scope and make you feel the genuine terror that dark fantasy is capable of creating.
>>747568970they learn how to more efficiently pay friends and family big salaries
>>747567082>>747568902Did she write Taash?
She wrote, at least partially, Mass Effect 3, AKA the most hated finale to any trilogy ever.
>>747569549Only if the guy is young, as he gets older he also becomes a pussy.
>>747566834I see a woman, I do not buy the game - simple as. Now maybe the woman is ugly, or pretty or she worked on the retarded ass game i forgot the name of ... something something dragon age.... but.... i see a woman on the dev team - i just do not care why is there, i am not buying shit.
>>747566834>wokeThis woman wants games to allow you to skip combat, being a writer for Dragon Age 2 and Inquisition are the least of her issues
how do these people fail upwards all the time?if I fucked up at my job no other company in the industry would hire me
>>747570157That's women on average, look up the Yakuza series people saying that most revenue comes from merchandise and most merchandised is from people who do not play the game and most people who bought merchandise without playing the game are women.And there is now a fast-forward button, it's called watching a streamer online (which I also do for dogshit games like Vulvarine, I'm not going to "play" any of those).
>>747569689She was long gone from Bioware by then, last thing she worked on was SWTOR
>>747569549She wrote the horror-iest part of DAO, though
>>747570075Euros don't have that problem.
>>747570151this pic made me go through several emotions and ended with nervous laughter at how retarded I am. today specifically...
>>747570708Euros are pussies from the start thoughbeit.
>>747566834Why do leftists love pretending to be retarded?
>>747566834well i guess we'll see what happens in 2029i imagine its just going to be wokeslop
>>747571280"If you are not left-wing in your 20s, you have no heart. If you are not right-wing in your 40s you have no head."This citation illustrates the trick, it's to hide the fact that leftists are actually evil, so they can go "oops, totes didn't destroy civilization on purpose!". Better be seen as retarded (but with a heart) than evil. On the other hand, right-wingers are seen as cold and evil, they don't use this trick.
>>747571280>Chuds are JUST NOW discovering the Socratic methodkek
>>747566834Hamburger Hepler made Qunari in DA2. She was hated for no reason back then.
BG3 was ten times more pozzed than Dragon Age 2
>>747567684>attractive woman>designs pantsu fanservice>fat dyke>writes woke lgtbqwuqdzvcfoiehfap storylines for faggotschecks out
>>747572202leftists dont use socratic method,they play stupid word games and act confused when you dont use their deranged definition of racism and whatnot.in fact leftists consider socratic method to be badfaith trolling because right wingers use it often
>>747571280Pretending?
>>747568315After Brotherhood, I’m not sure a Japanese woman could write FMA either.
>>747572202You cucks are the ones that hate the Socratic method.
>>747566834I wonder if wokies actually enjoy the games they butcher beyond recognition? I mean I know they get off to pissing off the 'anti-woke' crowd but do they legitimately enjoy shit like Veilguard? Does their standard really come down to "It has a non-binary trans-fem black lesbian with vitiligo so it's 10/10"?
>>747573228explain, what is their deranged definition of racism?
>>747573638It comes down to "The culture war schizos I despise hate it so it must be good to own them"The only difference between these retards and chuds is that unlike the latter they manage to exert at least some will to power beyond whining to get what thry want
>>747573809Not being able to live near whites.
>>747573898really, why do they desire to live near whites?
>>747573809That non-whites can't be racist because they lack power and privilege.
>>747570151Man that chick’s semi-erect dong is bigger than mine at full mast. What the actual fug
>>747573868It's because in spite of some people saying "WOKE IS OVER WE WON!" the truth is that no, 'woke' is still the dominant ideology. It just slinked away a bit to rebrand.
>>747573809nta but the stereotypical one I heard throughout uni was that it was entirely power plus privilege, or in other words a tumult of niggers torturing a kid explicitly because he's White can't be racist because they have no power in society. If you think this is hyperbolic it isn't, when I asked this same (with less pejoratives) question to the people spouting it, they basically asserted that I was ignorant and just filled with hate to begin with. In retrospect I have those people to thank for filling me with "hate".Aside from that the more modern one I've seen is basically treating the nigger word as equivalent to death threats, with murder as a legitimate response to hearing it.
>>747573985HE'S DOING THE THING!!!!!
>>747574289Post #occupywallstreet leftism really went off the fucking deep end. I was lefty as fuck up until I got to college during that period of time and all my lefty friends stopped associating with me because I didn't give into the mind virus.
>>747570151You can just tell she's seething in that pic as her husband fucking loses it trying to take a picture of her massive faux-dong.
>>747567484That was a Jennifer so this can't be her unless this is a female to female tranny.
>>747569095>not murdering Zevranshiggy
>>747574059Woke isn’t over until Marxists and BRIDGE is dealt with
>we arent chopping the heads off of the evill fucks in chargeThis world is completely screwed.
>>747566834/v/ was making fun of this bitch over a decade ago newfag.
>>747566834Go woke go broke
>>747574598Are you retarded or just Indian? Go look up Jennifer Hepler's name
Somehow...hamburger helper returned
>>747567749Hateful of what, are you hallucinating or replying to the wrong post?
>>747566834>worthless whore posts a screenshot of a worthless whore having an opinion about a worthless whoreincredible
>>747574472Look bro, I hate to break it to you but leftism was always going to pivot to more retarded shit with or without intervention from the 1% (or Jews, or whatever), simply down to the fact that the entire coalition was built on emancipatory rhetoric from an oppressor, and to put it very bluntly, Tumblrinas weren't economically repressed, they were socially oppressed, and as the White liberal heads of the coalition, they were ultimately what decided the trajectory.
>>747573228It is philosophically referred to as the "prescriptive vs descriptive" method of definitions. Descriptive method:>Look, there's a furry, four-legged creature with a snout and a tail. It has a mouth filled with sharp teeth, prehensile ears, and a keen sense of smell.>We do not have a name for such a creature, but there are evidently many more such creatures out there>We shall call it a "dog" so that we can use its name as shorthand to evoke the image of a dog when trying to convey information to someone elsePrescriptive method:>Look, there's a furry, four-legged creature with a snout and a tail. It has a mouth filled with sharp teeth, prehensile ears, and a keen sense of smell.>We do not have a name for such a creature, but there are evidently many more such creatures out there>However, we do already have a word for a similar creature, "cat", and since all of the prior descriptions can be used to describe this new creature while also describing a "cat", we shall call this a "cat" as wellThis has been argued about since antiquity, for what it's worth. This is the very reason Diogenes dogwalked Plato with the "behold, a man" joke with a plucked chicken. Plato was trying to set the boundaries for what constituted humanity prescriptively rather than using the descriptive definition of "man" already provided by the Greek language. Aristotle would champion the descriptive method later in life and disagreed with Plato's prescriptive methods, and Aristotle's philosophy would serve as the basis for all of science.tl;dr: These word games are ancient and have always been used by what you could describe as "the left" as the very foundation of their belief system.
>>747575009Yeah that's probably true. I was more so lefty because I legitimately believed in equality. It kept causing problems because some news cycle would come by and I would end up disagreeing with them. Typically it was this weird pattern of behavior where they would sort of collectively lie, or tow a line that I didn't. And because I didn't they would give me a funny look like an actor going off script.
>>747575282And yes, this relates to E33 as well. Verso is entirely correct that the people in E33 are not /real/ people despite them prescriptively fitting the definition of what /real/ is. That's the foundation for Alicia's and Verso's diverging world views. Verso is not /real/, but he realizes that and is trying to save his /real/ sister. Maelle is deluding herself into thinking the world of Lumiere is /real/ because the beings, a simulacrum of real people, exhibit all the prescriptive tendencies of real people despite still ESSENTIALLY not being real. The game isn't just about escapism, it's about a very real philosophical discourse dating back thousands of years mixed with a bit of modern (as in, early 20th century) philosophy representative of the Belle Epoque the game uses aesthetically.
>>747566834Lmao is that hepler of DA2 fameThe writer that went viral for saying the gameplay is the worst part of playing games
Another example of her stellar writing chops.
>>747575497>because I legitimately believed in equalityBecause it's a nice idea to have that deep down every group is roughly equivalent, pair that with intense social engineering for the better part of, what, half a century and you're bound to believe at least part of it.Then you look behind the curtain and find out it's just Christian ideological priors divorced from the religion with no basis in anything.It's grim.At least that's my take, if you still believe in it I don't good it against you.
>>747576236>goodHow that autocorrected from hold I have no clue.
>>747576236My post /pol/ phase of equality is that even if humans are fundamentally unequal in reality, as in certain races are more predisposed to certain behaviors, levels of intelligence, beliefs, etc. We should still treat each other equally. Mainly I just want accountability, I'm not going to treat a black man as a literal child and excuse his behaviors, I'm going to hold him accountable to the same standards I do for myself. And that was largely what caused me to drift away from my left wing friends.
>>747566834I will be the first to say that Amy Hennig made Naughty Dog, but she got shitcanned so druckman could step into the limelight. If the studio or any workplace has one woman, it's acceptable and the job can get done. Any more and it becomes a drama black hole that everyone gets sucked into.
>>747566834Yeah and DAO's writing is gay shit that suck ass lmao, DAO is good for its gameplay and mechanics and not at all for its writing, only women play it for its writing because they can date and fuck the buff human male
Wait a minute, Hamburger Helper is still working in vidya?No wonder western games are absolute fucking dogshit these days.
I don't understand why everyone including the OP tweet is talking about DA:OI thought she was hated for DA:2? I remember her interview was about dumbing down everything to the ground to get more players in the sequel.
>>747576505>We should still treat each other equallyThat's the issue though; we aren't. "Woke 1.0" at least had explanations for the disparities, massively flawed and at odds with reality as they were, whereas this practically agnostic approach solves nothing and just lets it fester. It's why the 90's ideal caved in on itself, it was just putting up a veneer. And this without getting into how all the judicial crap that implicitly or explicitly sides with their worldview anyway.It's just kicking the can down the road.I dunno. I recognise that there's nothing I can do except bitch and moan anyway, I should probably stop shitting up the board with this /pol/ shit anyway.
>>747576918That revelation caused more discussion than whatever shit they announced in my friend group. Everyone kinda assumed she went away on her own after basically tanking bioware
Which ghost of the past will also come back from the dead in the big 2026, since they come in threes? Phil Fish maybe?
>>747575630E33 is a bad example to use since even the devs have gone on record saying that the painted world denizens have souls.
>>747566834>The anti woke movement just took another L publicly>blizzard hired a person known for being a shitty writerSo if i take a baseball bat and break my legs, i won? Did i get that right?
>>747577610I think we already had our 3rd (or first rather) with the Anita Sarkeesian's Slay The Spire 2 drama.
>>747574773Jews most of all, I hate those parasites with the fury of a thousand suns.
>>747577986I'm bleeding, making me the victor.
>>747566834Wait a second, is this a the same Hamburger Hepler that wrote Dragon Age II? The same lady in that DA2 interview that said she doesn't even like video games? Or is this a different Hepler?
>>747577986I mean all the woke people are now at the top of the industry. It won't get cleaned out for 20+ years.
>>747579580Yup, same chick.
>>747572202>pretending to be retarded is the socratic methodNot really, no. Socrates would attack the logical problems from a position of clear competency. You, on the other hand, are from a position of clear retardation, trying to play smol bean.>I'm not retarded, I'm just pretending to be retarded. Which is a retarded thing to do.
>>747566834I like how her major contributions are all in projects so shit they had to go back to a game she only had minor involvement with, which only further proves them wrong in attempting to show she's a person with any sort of actual writing skill.
>>747566834>Hamburger Helper is back in the spotlightWhat an odd rerun
>>747575282>diogenes dickriding in this the year of 2026he was the equivalent of a nepo baby influencer back then.>son of a banker>kicked out of Sinope for clipping coins>a rootless cosmopolitan (inventor of the term, in fact)>called himself a citizen of the world>destroyed societal institutionsThe only people who even quote or like him are the most good goy imaginable. Moreover, that whole "living on the streets" thing was largely bullshit, dude was rich as fuck, just pretending to be poor as hipster cred.
>>747566834Karai_Dan is right, obviously.
>>747566834Anti-woke was always a grift and I'm tired pretending otherwise.
Wait Hamburger Helper still works in vidya? Also why would Blizzard trot that woman out on stage and not expect to get mocked instantly?
>>747566834if she were asian(pure asian, not asian american) then I wouldn't mind. But white women cannot write without putting all thier biases and political beliefs into their work.
She was made fun of back then and she will be made fun of now
>>747566834What does "woke" even mean?
>>747581330The belief that the state/economy apparatus is tuned on purpose to disadvantage women, queer and non-white people
>>747580345We know its you plato, get the fuck over it.
>>747566834>There are a lot of women behind all your favorite games.Modern Blizzslop sure as fuck aren't anyone's favorite games. >Not everything is woke.Isn't this a win for the anti-woke and a blow for the wokies?
>>747580690Isn't woke the grift? Since wokes never even buy their own games.
>>747574895>Hateful of whatBeauty, Truth, Normalcy, etc.
>>747581809They're both grifts, anti-woke grifting is more based on commentary-based content creation (and so ad revenue, sponsorships and if you're big enough dedicated merchandise), while woke grifting is based more on targeting companies or even states and convincing them to hire you for overblown amounts of cash directly, with the added benefit of reduced visibility making you look defendable and vulnerable
>>747574895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cqzQHCN0EM
>also wrote for DA2 >also wrote for CisquisitionThey cannot stop being disingenuous and deceptive. Need to put these faggots in camps.
>>747566834>Hamburger Helper is backDespite how fun it was to shit on her the writing on the initial character stories in Tortanic was one of it's only redeeming qualities. She might actually be a good fit if she's still got any talent.I'm not very hopeful regardless.
>>747573387>another 03 moronanimeonlies deserve the rope
>>747581330As always, when playing this card or similar variations like "you can't even define what woke is", it's important that you first silence your comrades so they don't say too much and reveal that you know perfectly well what being "woke" means.
>>747567082She wrote the dwarf originaka the best one
>>747566834>"You haters don't know shit about videogames!" says person in support of writer who doesn't know shit about videogames
>>747577827NTA but wait what really? Where?
>>747566834No, let's hate her because she sucks. Just because she wrote some good bits in Origins doesn't mean she's a GOOD writer, as evident by the rest of her Bioware opus. Some people are also trying to equate her with Amy Hennig when the two aren't even in the same fucking galaxy.
>>747582447So you can't define it then?
>>747581330Ask leftists, they actually came up with the term, despite the attempts to memoryhole this fact.
>>747566834>Oh look, a woman, who was in the industry when it actually catered to it's audience, wrote a game 27 years ago, under the supervision of men, is free to do whatever the fuck she wants to another major franchise with zero constraints.At what point to people understand that we're not the 360 era any more?
>>747582890>Leftist pretending not to understand.jpeg
>>747582890>when you're asking to define 'woke' :D>when others are defining 'woke' >:(
>who wrote>implying did it exclusively alone or majority part of itDishonest bs as always.
>>747581330It used to mean something like awareness of racism, but nowadays just like racism has lost all meaning, so in tandem has woke. Every rightoid a leftie doesn't like is a racist, every leftist a rightoid doesn't like is woke. It means essentially nothing anymore.
>>747566834and then years later came concordwe honestly didn't know how good we actually had it, but i suppose hindsight is 20/20
>>747566834>Heplerhold up.. is this that same hamburger helper chick?
>>747583039>>747583231>can't do it
>>747567749Ironic.
>>747584421yes, yes, go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>747567749video games aren't for you. Find another hobby
>>747566834Yeah don't mention she had a major part in Dragon Age 2, Inquisition and TOR, that kinda blows the entire argument.
>>747568174>being so fucking gay that you play vns and jrpgsKill yourself, faggot.
>>747584158Fuck off, you disingenuous faggot.
>>747574779I know that picture and the memes about that goblin but I did not think thats the same person. I would have said that's an 35 years too late estrogen chugger.
>>747577986>Modern Warfare 4 (ultra low quality)
>>747584650He's right though.
>>747581012They think we all forgot about Hamburger Hepler.
>>747573587There is some interesting logic here that would be more worth entertaining if the depiction of Socrates didn't stop using the socratic method halfway through in order to more directly lead the subject.
>>747585160No he's not
>>747585274Yeah
>>747566919yeah she wrote parts of Dragon Age 2 the shitty one
>>747582552Dwarf material in Origins is the only good shit she wrote. Even with Branka you could already see a LESBIAN STRONG BITCH way ahead of the curve. Unless you're one of the weirdoes who likes how Anders was changed in DA2, she hasn't written anything good since.
>>747585160no he's doing the "just started paying attention guy" thing, or possibly the "oops i got caught" schtick
>>747568326we all know (((who))) donated
>>747566834>Hamburger Hepler is still around.The 'I don't like video games, gimme a skip gameplay button' lady from Bioware in 2006.They're called books lady. You're a writer, you've even written some.
>>747584587hey now, that's half my childhood.
Somehow Hamburger Helper has returned.
>>747566834is this hamburger helper? fuck she's turned old
She didn't "write Dragon Age Origins"...
>>747585819Exactly, she wrote dragon age 2.Most famous for coining the term "gigglesquee"
>>747566834no one fucking hated her for DA:O,people hate her for DA2 and DA:I!
>>747568130No one shit talks the actual talented women in the gaming industry, who have been here pretty much since the beginning and are called Roberta Williams.It was literally never a problem.
>>747566834>zoomers don't know about hamburger helper>>747570624the dwarf campaign was dogshit>>747572202>>747573587that's not even close to what the socratic method is you pseud>>747585819wrote the shitty dwarf campiagn where a fat chick kils everyone
>>747581330A state of enlightened political activism, used as an othering status by activists when referring to the proletariat
>2011 was 15 years agoI don't feel so good right now
>>747585905i fucking did, dumbass. dwarf campaign was ass
>>747581330It's just a modern term for "politically correct" that has been thrown around enough to water it down despite still being very much a thing.
>>747566834why did she feel the need to add the fact she a woman ? that some insane self own
>>747567749>Hedonistic Atheists>not being horrible people
>>747568650the entire internet was mean back then. You'd wander into any space or any conversation and someone would call you a faggot.And that was fine, actually, because you knew where you stood with people. It wasn't this awful performative politeness that women and gay men insist upon, while they're quietly plotting your demise behind the scenes.
>>747585905She's got an amazing chudjak physiognomy in that picture.She'd birth the most incredibly chuddy sons.
>>747567973sorry we're not brown
>>747585905A PhD in literature and myth is still an English degree in the majority of colleges and universities.Soesbee is a brutal enough comparison to Helper that you don't need to use kike tactics to make one person look worse. If Hamburger Helper has a BA in English or a Masters degree in whatever branch of literature, that should be included in this infographic. I assure you, no one is going to think any better of her.
>>747568887I wouldn't even call it a fight. They're just making products for no one, which are then failing to sell, which is exactly what the chuds warned them would happen ten years ago. >Killed another studio? But I didn't do anything.
>>747566834Yeah, and that's okay.In fact, a game story written by a woman might be based.Remember, this is the gender of:>"The vampire murderraped across the room, billionairely..."It's a shame the prude women have control and not the degenerate ones.
>>747566834how the fuck is hamburger helper still employed in the industry holy SHIT man
>>747566834Hi revisionist
>>747566834>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>beloved
>>747575497That was all of us ten or fifteen years ago.>that sounds kind of racist toward white people>can you stop bringing politics into video games, please?>why are you saying things that are obviously untrue? >why are strange fat women inserting gay romances into all of my sci-fi and fantasy?>yeah, but why is it a bad thing if the woman has big boobs?>what the fuck do you mean people are going to get raped because of video games?If the far left had kept their dick in their pants for two seconds, we'd be living in a radically different social paradigm.
>>747566834Who the fuck cares about the story in Diablo?
>wow these people don't know video games>spends 2 seconds looking up information like they know this woman>get it wrong LOL
>>747566834IT'S FUCKING HAMBURGER HELPER BACK FROM THE GRAVE HOLY SHIT
>>747566834Hamburger Helper is still writing?
>>747586067Partially. It's also a cross pollination between black conspiracy theories, and tumblr feminist toxicity.
>>747586424Women have written games and written them well.That has nothing to do hacks who use being female as some kind of shield for being a hack.
>ctrl-f>helper>19 matches>219 repliesHow far we done fell... Hamburger Helper was hated by everyone, even fags and trannies, for DA2.
>>747566915>>747568924>>747569095Woke is such a fucking useless term.Game has non-bimbo girl>"Oh it's woke... maybe"Game has non-white guy>"Oh it's woke... maybe"Game has even the smallest reference to the consequences of social classes and/or bigotry>"Oh it's woke... maybe"You mother fuckers with your semantic black magic literally just have words where the definition changes between every fucking use of it
>>747587196anon DA2 was 15 years ago, many of us from back then are dead
>>747586945The actual "woke" in woke is supposed to be awakening to the truth that there are embedded systems all over society designed to keep a brotha down(they don't say "awake", because they can't fucking speak).Except there aren't, and if anything the scales are positively tipped toward black people succeeding.Women adopted the term to talk about the systems designed to keep women down, which also don't exist.
>>747587331Explains why anons seem to think Dragon Age is this historic series...It had one good game, the rest were ass. I'm still shocked that Veilguard caused so much drama, it's been a shit series since the second game came out.
>>747585929I played shivers, fun point and click game. Got a notebook full of scribbles about the hints, riddles and places from the game.
>>747586257you don't understand how PhDs work.
>>747566834An ancient enemy returns!Your move /v/.Will you still do nothing?
>>747586828Vagueposter anon telling the truth
>>747586257>literature and myth is still an English degreefound the english major!
>>747588056nta but I do :(
>>747588330good luck on your thesis anon!Wish I would have stayed instead of becoming a wagie
>>747566951Diablos story is awesome though. Why would you ignore it? Why is aRPG the only genre where the story doesn't matter? aRPG fans are weird as fuck
>>747588056>>747588234Enlighten me. I just got a bachelor's in chemistry but the friends I knew that continued on were still attached to the chemistry department and worked under chemistry professors as master's and doctorate students.
>>747587437Faggots have nostalgia about cisquisition like it wasnt peak woke back then like veilguard is now.
>>747586257>A PhD in literature and myth is still an English degree in the majority of colleges and universities.negro, 40% of the world gets college degrees, only 1% will ever be granted the title a doctorate of a domain.
>>747588459I'm on research track, so I don't have to do a traditional defense (unless I puss out). I have to schedule all that this week and I don't wanna. I was a wagie but I inherited some money and quit to go do this bullshit. It's not that hard. I'm an oldfag and being an oldfag on campus doesn't feel weird, the undergrads are friendly and I've hooked up with a grad student or two so don't get nervous about that if you ever think of going back. >>747588687Accurate.
>>747566834Dragon Age was never good.
>>747566834Most "chud based gamers" on comments sections online are teens from third world countries, it's easy to nocue
>>747588519To be granted a PhD, you need to have published something multiple colleges and domain experts agree advanced human civilization. It's not just 4 more extra years of the same shit. It's a brutal expensive program that only autist or RNG genetic talent achieve. here's an infographic: https://www.happyschools.com/bachelors-vs-masters-vs-phd/
>>747588760You misunderstand my point."An English degree" is an umbrella term that would describe a bachelor's, master's or PhD in an English department. Using a generalization/umbrella term for one side of a comparison while being specific for the other is a stupid mistake at best and intentional kike garbage at worst.If Hamburger Helper got a BA in English that is what her side of the chart should say. If she got an MA in 17th Century Feminist Literature, that is what her side of the chart should say. Being specific on one side and vague on the other is dishonest argumentation and, as I pointed out, you don't need to use dishonest argumentation for anyone with half a brain to see which of the two is the superior woman in vidya.
>>747567684I really was born in the wrong fucking continent, fuck my life
>>747588687>eat overcooked dry chicken>then eat literal shit>suddenly the chicken isn't so badmany. many such cases
>>747589057>Using a generalization/umbrella term for one side of a comparison while being specific for the other is a stupid mistake at best and intentional kike garbage at worst.negro....do you even know the difference between a Bachelors and a PhD? You literally described it. An English degree is a shotgun of concepts. PhDs are very specific. The 2 are not comparable
>>747566834>the beloved Dragon Age Origins
>>747566834no wonder all these new games are shit. dei has run amok.
>>747585383kek there is a lore entry in one of the DLCs that directly calls Oghren a cuckold.
>>747586105Good goylem
>>747588976It is still a degree and is still associated with a department or discipline. There is nothing incorrect about saying that Soesbee has "an English degree" given that she does have a degree and it is associated with/attached to the department of English/language arts (again I say 'most colleges and universities because I recognize there could be some where myth/literature is part of some weird Greek or Latin department).I am not attempting to downplay the work that goes into a PhD nor am I attempting to say that a BA is equivalent to a PhD. I am just objecting to the use of the term 'English Degree' with no further elaboration to describe a person's credentials when that term encompasses a huge swathe of different levels of academic progress.
>>747585407You could be a faggot, or possibly a retard
>>747566834She wrote 2
>>747584340Yep and it's funny retards think championing her is some great idea.
>>747588128Ooooommm~
>>747587329>non-bimbo girlNobody ever called this woke.>non-white guyWoke if forced diversity>consequences of social classes or bigotryPetulant leftist moralizing is woke.There you go. Next cuck cope?
>>747566834I think a lot of you people just actually hate women. Holy shit were those SJWs right a decade ago? There's nothing a woman can do to please any of you.
>>747589547when your chemist friends get their PhD in quantum mechanics of chemical biology, be sure to say "congrats on finally getting a chemistry degree"
>>747590009There's plenty of things a woman can do do please me.
>>747571807>>747571280Right wingers have been pretending not to know the difference between sex and gender for decades now instead of just outright admitting that they find troons weird and offputting
>>747589185So then say she has a bachelor's then moron.The infographic does not specify the highest level of study that Helper achieved. It uses a catch-all term "English Degree" which could mean anything from a BA to a PhD in the poetry of Kipling. I am having difficulty believing that someone who gives as much a shit about academia as you seem to is also basically illiterate and is so idiotically misrepresenting what you believe my objection to be.
>>747566834The problem is not women, it's san francisco.Pic related should happen to san francisco.
>hamburger helper is back>grackfields420 is playing starcraft at blizzconwe escaped the cursed timeline
>>747573587whoever wrote the fucking fake dialogue in this picture is so fucking retarded socrates would actually ressurect himself just to piss on him for using his likeness is such a retarded strawman way.
>lets hate her because she's femalewell yeah? that's the only way to fix the gender inequality
>>747566834holy fuck twitter freaks are such disingenuous fucksjennifer hepler was fucking HATED because she's the cringy useless piece of shit that hates the entire genre and just wanted to write gay romance and would keep bitching about how mass effect needed a skip button for gameplay so she didn't have to experience the gameplay
>>747590325John Money
>>747568586
>>747590178That implies that they did not already have a chemistry degree. I don't know any grad students who did not first, you know, graduate.
>>747590504Gender roles exist
>>747566834it's over for Blizzard
>>747590525but in your retarded world, a "chemistry degree" can also mean a PhD in x field, so "getting it" is totally the same.fucking retard
>>747573587>I have no idea what commitment is
>>747590009They can start with "hello" and try being nice.>no, we have to barge in and kick you in the face for some reason, and then call you a chudIt's not my fault these women are insane.
>>747588503nu-ARPG fans are just gambling addictsall that matters is that you tune the gambling mechanics to keep them addicted forever without making them too frustrated or too satisfied to stop gambling
>>747581330the same thing as alt right, nazi or chud.
>>747590832They are billions...
>>747581330It means "doesn't hate men and doesn't want women to be a protected class"
>>747590504Good job proving my point
>>747567749Awww is widdle baby gonna cry?
>>747590325There isn't a difference. "gender" is a word prudish people came up with so they didn't have to say "sex".
>>747567820>fale geekBut the complaints were that she hated playing games, which is word for word what she said.
I don't care, I just hope Blizzard goes out of business. Round up all WoWniggers keeping that garbage company afloat.
>>747567053DA:O is worlds better than Skyrim and Halo.
>>747566834I don't like dragon age origins.
>>747585421Jews? Jews give away their money?
>>747587329you, nor your ilk, will ever produce anything of lasting value.But then again, you will never EVER be a woman either.The only thing you know how to do is wear a skinsuit
>>747581330Woke is identity politics and cultural MarxismYou are “Awake” to the injustices of the past and actively need to correct them in some tokenistic saviour complexNow stop pretending you don’t understand and fuck off
>>747566834The anti-woke has been right about every single thing for the past 15 years why are we still pretending as if there is some unproven conspiracy going on?
>>747592087That's been their playbook since at least GG, it's not happening ad nauseam
>>747592087Because they know this is the crux of issueThey say it’s not important but they’re unwilling to cede any ground, because they know they’ll lose soldiersMcCarthyism can not come back soon enough
>>747566834women are less qualified, capable, and experienced than men so any hire is a diversity hire which is woke so yeah
>>747566834Smash the matriarchy
>>747569041>I have no idea what the main characters name isIs his name even mentioned? I thought he was just a nameless self insert
>>747592087>>747592213She was being made fun of during original GG she was called Hamburger Helper
>>747587329Never stop chimping out until you parasites are removed from white male spaces
>>747592706that was pre GG
>>747587329People is it wrong sureBut people that know can tell exactly what’s being presentedTokenism is the easiest way to tell
>>747592703Hidechiyo the games translation is ass and never tells you this. However you are called Hide throughout the game because the plot is that you and your friend are both Hideyoshi of Japanese history
>>747592908People use it wrong*
>>747566834you know you can reply to nobodies in twitter, right?you don't have to show us
>>747592881Still got brought up because she said you should be allowed to skip gameplay to get to dialogue and cutscenes. Honestly a lot of that era blurs together
>>747585930Correct - the dialogue in the post is Socratic Irony, not the teaching method.
>>747593175Yeah, it was the intrusion of people who don't really like games into the sphere of video games, which was happening a lot in those days.Journalists loved these people because they advocated games being brainless and easy, so they formed a gay little union.
>>747573587It never ceases to amaze me how much the left push actual anti-intellectualism out into the worldYou do your propagandists a huge disservice
>>747590442Pray sir, please instruct me in what is so retarded about it?
>>747587329People here who say things were always woke, are just people who pretend the diversity mandates in the 2010s never took place.
>>747594024They’ll get everything that’s coming to them
>>747568970she wasnt part of the veilguard dev team tho. she left bioware way before that
>>747568816Somebody married Hamburger Helper?
>>747566834>took another LWhat the fuck does that mean
>>747588503blizzdrone
>>747569761Luv me body type 2 DQ Warrior. Shrimple as that.
>>747570151Holy fuck, got me
>>747566834>The women who wrote Dragon Age OriginsDavid Gaider was the lead writer.
>diablo "writer"imagine having that job>okay so we got 4 or 5 heroes that players can choose from and uuuuuuuuuuuhhh well diablo has risen again or something and then the players kill him again until the next game. and then something like a another demon lord comes back for the expansion. see you guys in 5 years!
I hate women and trannies so much it's unreal
>>747594960blizzard should honestly hire him too
>>747566834>Hepler
>>747566834>There are a lot of women behind all your favorite games
>skinny arms>fat body/neckhow do you avoid this?
>>747567749How about stop making DEI niggerslop and tranny story telling and shoving it down our throats? The hate will continue until moral improves.
>>747591312>ilkWhy are chuddies so fond of this word?
>>747566834DA:O released nearly twenty fucking years ago. The world was WILDLY different back then, compared to now. Just before this game game out, California just finished voting NO on allowing gay marriage. Women back then were WILDLY different than they are now, even if it's the exact same person.Also this Jennifer chick did work on the first game, but she did not "write" it as if she was the lead writer. She wrote parts of it. She was also a senior writer on Dragons Age 2, taking on a bigger role in writing as a core writer for the entire games script and dialogue. DAO2 is regarded as being shit. Also she wrote this in response to people saying DAO2 sucked (pic related)So yes by DA2 she was already pandering to homo's and women. You don't think especially in THIS climate, that she's going to be pushing it even harder?
>>747571280>"pretending"
>>747590325They are synonyms, idiot. Try translating your gender scam into a language that only has one word for sex and the scam becomes hilariously obvious.
>>747571280This picture has quickly become one of my most posted images that I use on the interwebs almost daily. It's insane how true it is. Literally every lefty comic can just be replied to with this picture.
>>747595791Say it out loud
>>747590325They do know the difference. They know that putting on a dress and calling yourself a woman, doesn't make you a woman, it makes you a man in a dress. Gender is the DESCRIPTOR, by the way. FEMININE/MASCULINE is gender, NOT male/female. If a man is dressing as a woman, he's dressing in a feminine way. he is not -A- woman. You're free to call them a girl if you want. But for them to demand that you call them a girl, is absurd. Trannies have completely twisted what gender actually means.Also the whole trans in sports eliminates your point, as to transgenders, sex and gender is synonymous. If it wasn't, a biological man playing on a womans team wouldn't exist.
>>747596402Leftist are smart though, they just hide and pretend that certain things don't happen in reality. Take reddit for example, the mods there make sure they hide and ban anyone talking about minority crime. That's one of my major gripes about leftists, they sweep all the dirt under the carpet. Despite them saying they are the ones that improve society and claim they have the moral high ground, there are people around them who still suffer.
>>747596564milk
>>747566834>There are a lot of women behind all your favorite games.There are comparatively very, very few women behind my favorite games."Woke" is female sensibilities mandated onto culture (because it could never arise organically due to men finding it insincere and gay and distasteful). If you allow more than a token woman-- who's only there because she's basically the only woman in her industry genuinely talented enough to compete with men-- in any creative position, if you allow her any final say on anything, you will inevitably get faggotry and wokeness. The woke infestation spread exponentially when they replaced half of the men in every writer's room and every creative position with women, and when they used "me too" to fire hundreds of white men from positions of power and authority to replace them with faggots, jews, and women; When you hear that a woman is "in charge" of anything, let alone something that has traditionally been a very male-oriented pastime, you should be extremely skeptical, because the chances are minuscule that she's there out of merit rather than been placed there via DEI policy specifically to subvert it with her female sensibilities.
>>747567484>>747574598>That was a Jennifer>>747567820>Jennifer Brandes HeplerOH NO NO
>>747566834>>747598082Jesus Christ, I didn't even notice at first. You have to be fucking shitting me. Hamburger Hepler in charge of writing Diablo 5 is peak fucking clown world. They're literally going to make you gay for Diablo.
>>747598565>I think don't thinkThis is a writer
>>747566834>wanting this to write your dark fantasy Arpg
>>747566951
>>747568586I have genuinely never understood why this became that big of a meme. >hire a writer to do the writing>all she really works on is writing>gets interviewed about what she thinks about the other parts of the video game>"Haha, I'd like to skip the playing part because I'm a writer and love the writing parts. I'm also shit at video games. If every game was like a VN, that would be great." I never got why I should be outraged or even surprised by it.
>>747587329If it doesn't feature all straight non-black characters with attractive women and no hints of progressive politics, then it's woke, yes. You can't have fags, joggers, ugly women, and push communism in your game and claim it's not woke.
>>747566834Go back
>>747566834>DA:O >beloved
>>74759922920 years ago it was understood everyone working on a game was the kind of nerd who would want to play the game. Everyone was on the same page, everyone had a similar viewpoint, both creators and gamers, of what was being made and why it was good. This stands out as an example of a complete outsider to what had traditionally been the much more enthusiast circle that was gaming. Nowadays every dev team is filled with such diversity, but it was obvious to everyone how much it was going to be diluting the targeted experiences we'd been expecting up to this point.
>>747599229Any competent video game writer should have a major interest in assuring that the gameplay conveys the writing in a way that makes an impact on the player. All the best games weave the two together, rather than having strictly delineated "Gameplay segments" and "Story segments" like so many garbage games today.
>>747566834/pol/ is over there
>>747599229Because you were indocrinated from the start.
>>747566834When will HE return?
>>747600867https://youtu.be/Y42qQlkK0Us
>>747600867when ding and dong align once more to unleash the ancient avil we all fear: bannu
>>747598565>>747566834Are these images 30 years apart?
beloved by who? that game was shit and the writing was dumbed down
>>747601043yes, we all played and loved dragon age 2 in 1996 with its amazing 3d graphics.
>>747601180Damn how time flies.
diablo has been getting fucking raped since D3 and only the most deluded of blizztrannies pretend D4 was any improvement
>>747599961>>747600095Nonsense. There are plenty of VNs and older RPGs where writing was the reason people were there. If a company hires a writer to write, they should be writing. Who gives a shit if they have no interest in video games. It's up to the devs and director to figure out how to best utilize the writer and writing. For example, the first game for The Last of Us, Bruce Straley had to rein in Druckmann over and over again and tell him that the things he was writing weren't suited to a video game. I'm not mad at Druckmann because TLoU2 is the way it is, I'm mad at Naughty Dog for elevating him to a sole director's position with more control over the project. They took a writer and elevated him above a writer's station.
>>747566834I don't care if trannies, women, men or furries write the games, as long as they don't preach their bullshit. you will not preach and I will buy product. It's that easy
>>747601043nah, its only half of that>mfw 15 years
END OF LINE
>>747585339No, she also wrote the Dwarven storyline and Orzammar in general.
>>747600961>>747601030I still quote "Is a man not entitled to the ding of his dong?" occasionally to this day.https://youtu.be/o9C9OKMyZng
>unironically using the word woke in 2026
>>747568174Japanese storytelling knows only the following devices:>Ripping off Western media.>Game is literally about Japan.>Retelling the same handful of Shinto and Buddhist myths.>X is a cycle.>Mindless slice of life slop.>Misery porn mixed in with pseudo-philosophy, almost always some basic bitch takes on existentialism.>The most mindless, basic bitch fantasy stories, almost always the setting is magi-tech.
neither "woke" nor SJWs suddenly disappeared over night
>>747566834>hamburger helperbased? I think so
>>747566919>Gaider>is a Gay manwho writes this shit
>>747601770exactly, helper is a blast from the past
>>747601894Counterpoint:
>>747585929If you go even further back to the 60s, there's Mabel Addis, who created the first historical strategy/resource management sim, which was also heavily narrative-driven, also making her the first vidya writer
>>747601670She wrote the dwarf commoner intro and parts of orzammar. So she's responsible for some of the worst part of the game and partly responsible for the travesty that is dragon age 2's ending. But I don't really give a fuck about Diablo and I hope she finds success,
>>747585929>>747602297Yeah, it's just modern garbage humans that suck ass regardless of gender, but they skew more toward women as they're easier to indoctrinate into garbage movements. Again, not all, just by and large. Same way more men blow their brains out, it's just in the numbers.
>>747566834Why do leftoid gaijin keep larping as Japanese christ
>>747592087>The anti-woke has been right about every single thing for the past 15 yearsUh? No lol
>>747566834>Our beloved
UH HERROARR WE BEHAVIN OR WHATDONT MEKE ME DO ITTHIS IS WARN NUMBA 1
>>747568560Huh? The joke was always youre here forever.
>>747601356>its okay for games to remain visual novels or stone age rpgs that COULDNT have good gameplayfuck off slopmonger
>>747566834Oh fuck it's Hepler. Yeah game is fucked. She did NOT write DA:O. She's the one who ruined Dragon Age.
>>747566834the AAA is dead, nigger. And has been for like 20 years. Okay, maybe 15 years, because I am generous and Minecraft was in 10-11.>d5is a fucking meme>bLIZARDis a fucking meme>myjeetissoftmeme>There are a lot of women behind all your favorite games.yup. they were models, for cutscenes or acting as characters, and were following the command of straight white men.
>>747603080Yes, it's perfectly fine for some games to have real shit gameplay, or none at all aside from menu surfing, if they want to focus on other things. That's fine because other games with good gameplay made by others will still exist. That is how you get different and varied works. Advocating for homogenized gameplay focus for every single game made is being a slopmonger.
>>747581330I personally define it as a anti-pattern of pandering to real-world topics, groups or ideology in a way that damages a work's internal consistency.
>>747566834>diablo was male>decided to transtion to diabla >goes back to being diablo.The Lord of terror is very progressive
>>747587432>Except there aren'tThere are, though. And those systems are financial conglomerates, speculative investment as a whole and taxes.
>>747600263You faggots are so melodramatic lol. Get a fucking grip you dork.
>>747599229You're pretending not to understand things making discourse with you impossible.
>>747566834Hamburger Hepler was constantly made fun of for fucking up ME3. I don't see why her working on anything is a good thing.
>>747569549>but for them, "dark and scary" often seems to mean rape and suicidal thoughtsweirdly, their romance writing has this stuff too.
>>747566834Bur DAO is shit
>>747603881Wouldn't that make him a rightoid?
>>747566915And it was apparently kino.
mentioning she wrote dragon age origins is a worse thing to tell me than thats shes female
how do these industry hags keep falling upwards? is there some sort of corporate blackrock mandate that every company in the industry needs to hire female hacks who hate video games or else they don't receive funding?
>>747566915it also was a bad game past the "origins", and even then 3/4ths of those are duds
>>747604403>n-no u!
>>747603881extreme leftists are not pretending, they really are braindead. there is no logical coherence in their thoughts, they oppose reality itself, and they had to be retarded in order to be ideologically captured in the first place.
>>747604601You're making discourse impossible
>>747594278>Unavowed came out in 2018>12 year gap between games she's worked onI guess being a writer isn't a full time job for her.
Suffah Blizzfags. This fat cow is in your game writing a shitty script. How's that make you feel, BISH?
>>747604461At least in this instance, I'm not sure moving from "failing company" to "failing company but with breastmilk theft" is an upward trajectory.
>>747604762Blizzdrones and Biodrones are peas in a pod. They'll lap Diablo 5 up. Hamburger Helper now writing for Blizzard is poetic.
>>747604715>>747604601
>>747566919It's twitter, nobody actually cares about the truth so long as they can push their narrative.
>>747604915You're pretending like you don't understand to make discourse impossible!!!
>>747604715>twitter screenshot of a fake image of a fake event with a fake personPretty impressive, how multilayered your retardation is.
>>747605059>f-fake newsYou're making discourse impossible!!!
>>747585986thats because dwarves are ass
>>747566834Dragon age was always awful slop
>>747605013>pretending like
uh oh, lefty melty
>>747605157You get back here with those goalposts right this instant, mister. Tell me about the man in the previous image.
>>747605396What image? The one where the rightoid pedophile is projecting?
This lady has been working in the gaming industry for 20+ years and still hasn't made enough money to reitre, despite working several high profile projectsHow much do these people make per year?
>>747605976do you think you'll make enough money to retire in 20 years? lol
>>747568586Doesn't rowling have a very high "white men" type of writting?
oh my fucking god hamburger hepler is back??? and no one told me?
>>747566834>same arguments from 2012
>>747566915According to the merriam-webster definition of "woke (perjorative)", it isn't actually. Get fact-checked, fag.
>>747604715Lmao you don't actually want discourse, you tranny retard, shut the fuck up
>>747566834Even with old writers you never fucking know these days. Did they actually write the things everyone liked or was it just that back then they were told to keep the gay, brown and lame shit to themselves, because it doesn't make money. The proud main writer behind all the identity bullshit in Veilguard also was an old Bioware writer who magically produced better work when the industry wasn't like it is now. And the reverse can also be true, like did you look at Blizzard recently? She can be the most based writer in the world and still be told to make it lame and tick boxes.
>>747608042Denounce your pedophilic rightoid beliefs then we'll talk
>>747601894And yet japanese media is better
>>747596930Fun isn’t it
>>747566834All she did for Dragon Age Origins was help write the Dwarven starting area lore. She was the wife of the lead writer so she was basically only a consultant.
Is the woke movement and mass brownoid invasion all because white men wouldnt fuck ugly heifers like hamburger helper? Is that the crux of all their frustrations? It would explain the demonization of what they think they deserved and the worship of niggers. And male leftoids are massive cucks so it all kinda makes sense through that lenses Send me a IM on messenger to follow up
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>>747609131So are you a cuck or a spurned fat ugly white woman?
>>747609192Not a pedophile
Oh shit, I didn't think Hamburger Helper would pop back up after all these years lmao
>>747609451Im not jewish either or a cuckservative
>>747566915It was fine
>>747566834So Diablo is a fag now?
>>747566834There's also simps defending Hamburger Helper, like that domestic terrorist lolcow Airbagged.
>>747609969whohow do you even know these retards
>>747566834>Subscribe to my warped, backwards, and wholly manufactured worldview for a second and-No, leftist.>But just imagine for a moment she's talented so I can win this argument.No, leftist.
>>747566834Did she work on any of the other Dragon Age games or just the good one?
>>747609583Lol
>>747610049>how do you even know these retards>airbaggedYou should see his lolcow thread (that starts with a K).
>>747610215why
>>747566834Helper had to be the mouthpiece for an unpopular business strategy that was already pervasive in the market. A solid track record outside of recent stuff which might point to a need for support staff.
>>747610149nice try minor attracted person
>>747610049>>747610215>>747610295This thread is full of schizopherenic rightoids, there's no use in engaging with them
>>747610404She literally said she hates playing video games and wished there was a setting that let her watch them like a TV show, and they fucking implemented it in the next game. I don't care how much you make my salary or how many vacation days you give me, there is no reality where I accept that role in my company's social media strategy.
>>747566834Fucking cocksucking wumao
>>747610149>left wing>anti pedoThat's fucking hysterical.
>>747610461>melty still goingkek
>>747610149Theyre both pedophiles
this is gayder erasure
>>747568584ok, now post all the conservative games.
>>747574779NO FUCKING WAY!!!!
>>747612264all games made pre 2011 were made by far right fascist nazi chudcels (thats why theyre so much better)
>>747599229Yooo dude i'm sitting here in a lab splicing bacillus thuringensis or some shit to like modify the genes or corn or some shit. I actually suck at biology and don't even like ot, just like watching shit through that glass tube thing maan why are people hating?
>>747610559The writer of the game doesn't need to like games. She only need to write decent narratives.
>>747612920Which also seems to be a problem for her.
>>747567684Japaneses women are differentDorehedoro was made by a single japanese woman
>the lead writer of Dragon Age 2Easily one of the worst written games i've ever played.
>>747599229If all you want to do is writing and you don't care about the game then go write a book.
>>747566834>Diablo 5Why? Didn't Diablo 4 just come out? And isn't it a live service game?
>>747603881>>747600263>>747599961>>747600095I hate to break it to you guys. But no. Not everyone who works in video games, loves video games. You wouldn't ask Koji Kondo what he thinks about the gameplay of Zelda. He's just the music guy.Half the 3D artists on staff are only 3D enthusiasts, not game enthusiasts.Half of the concept artists only took the gig to get paid.Half of the programmers just want to make interesting systems, and gaming happens to be an outlet for them, but they're not "gamers".Everyone has a role, and as long as they perform that role well, then all is fine.
>>747566834During a 2016 interview conducted by Polygon staff, Hepler explained that she was no longer interested in writing work for video game projects which she believed psychologically rewarded players who were attacking her with gameplay that allowed them to do the same things they did to her in real life
>>747613503Any JP dev talking shit about their own companies actual games is liable to get fired or demoted.I'm not joking.
Most Bioware games fucking suck. One of the most overrated studios ever and they have reached their logical conclusion as a development studio.
>>747613728Baldurs gate 1 and 2, kotor, ass reflect 1 and 2 and thats it isnt it?
>>747566834If you were excited for Diablo 5 even slightly after what happened with Diablo 4 then you are so far gone it's not worth trying to communicate with you. You are no human, you are a consumer.Yes she is awful, but so was the staff for Diablo 4. The chinese guy who asked if we all had phones was genuinely the best lead Diablo has had since the original Diablo 2 team but he was chased out of the studio for who the fuck knows why after he turned the slop that was Diablo 3 into an actually good game.
>>747613878Pretty much. Its been almost 20 years since they've produced anything great
>>747613503name one main writer aside from hamburger helper that doesnt like video games and produced a great game.This phenomenon only exists in shitty western woke studios.
>>747613503Yeah, in your silicon valley AAA studios you got these people.They don't care about games and pump out the next unoriginal AAA trash for hundreds of millions of dollars.But even if it's not her fault Bioware went to shit, they chose a bad point in time to promote Hamburger Helper.DA2 was when console port bullshit, casualization and general decrease in quality started at Bioware and they have her say "I don't really like games lol" in public.Maybe it was EA's plan all along, have the dogs bite the fatty instead of the suits that dictated the enshittening.
>>747608212That chud mogs you so hard it's unreal
>>747566919she hepled
>>747610149kek this level of strawmanning is insane and desperate
>>747612264your troons literally can't make anything good no matter how many billions they're given
>>747610149the entire modern western left wing is based on the ideology created by french pedophiles in order to legalise pedophilia
>>747612264pretty much everything including writing and modern education is originally built on the foundation of conservative religious insitutions. Minecraft, lord of the rings and five nights at freddy's all are more lucrative and culturally ubiquitous than all your favorite things combined. sometimes history and the truth are uncomfortable, i hope you can deal with it.
>>747615106It's hilarious to me that trannies are such freak abominations that you can take the most la creatura chud and he still mogs them.
>>747614247>name one main writer aside from hamburger helper that doesnt like video games and produced a great game.I don't know them personally. But it's a safe bet they exist. Video games is a new medium, Moreso narrative heavy video games. A lot of talented people got into video games not for some great love, but because it was just a way to apply their talents.>>747614753You have a very rose tinted glasses look at the industry. Very naive.
>>747566834She also wrote DA2 thobeit
>>747587329Woke is a spectrum, just like fanservice. Just like how lefties will cry over somthing as minimal as 1cm of cleavage. How do you dishonest nigger not understand by now?
>>747615440>MinecraftNotch isn't a conservative. He's just anti-woke.>lord of the rings No comment, because I don't know much about it. But I'm going to look and see what the deal is here.>five nights at freddy'sNever deserved its popularity in the first place. It had a pretty decent gimmick that deserved *some* attention. But it only blew up the way it did, because it's like crack to autistic tumblr kids. Who btw, are all wildly progressive.Also, the guy who made it is an eccentric, despite his beliefs. He's not the typical kind of conservative.
>>747566834David Gaider was the lead writer. Jennifer Brandes Hepler only wrote parts of Orzammar and dwarven characters. And you can bet your ass the bitch has developed beyond retarded world-views since DA:O like the rest of these faggot writers in gaming.
>>747566834>A "movement" is the act or process of changing place or position, or a coordinated group of people working toward a shared goal.Are we really coordinated?
>>747616932>Notch isn't a conservative. He's just anti-woke.LOL
>>747616932>he thinks the kids are wokeThey hate the fag shit more than zoomers
>>747617146Show me how's he conservative. You're making the same mistake that conservatives made with Daniel Vavra.(The kingdom come deliverance guy) You mistake his adamant anti-woke position with a conservative one. And then you cry "betrayal" and "sellout" when he shows himself to have some liberal tendencies.>>747617249Oh how wrong you are.
>>747566951I liked the story of Diablo 1 and 2 though, simple is always better.
>>747617415Doesnt surprise me you spend a lot of time observing children
>>747617415>He only calls feminism a social disease, champions it's okay to be white, opposes LGBT, is pro free speech and is literally considered a nazi by modern leftoid standards but he's not a conservative guy, honest.You freaks really do lie like you breathe huh?
Why did /v/ get so retroactively chuddy about older games' writing? Has the real world really upended your views that much?
>>747617760It's a useless discussion because conservative in modern discourse simply means "wants to maintain liberal values" whereas liberal means "wants to move past liberalism"
>>747617615This. I don't want ugly women and shitty stories in my games, I want metal music, fire and boobs.
>>747617760>He only calls feminism a social diseaseThis is in reaction to modern feminism overstepping their bounds and being anti-man Also because in modern times, the term "feminism" is being used to denote intersectionality.>champions it's okay to be whiteBecause the concept behind it was to test if the woke actually believed in equal pride, or if they would react poorly to white people expressing pride. So they concocted a phrase that expresses a benign kind of pride in being white. One that can't be interpreted as racist to others. It wasn't a white supremacist sentiment.>opposes LGBTHe had a problem with the pride parade, and then went back on it and says he gets it.>is pro free speechAs are a lot of non-conservatives.>and is literally considered a naziBecause they're more retarded than you are. External perception does not define a person. This is one of your dumber points.
>>747618380Not reading all that, faggot. You lose and will never be a woman.
>>747591121All 3 are dogshit
Not enchantment
>>747605502>>747605157>>747605013>>747604715>>747608212>>747609131Do your parents weep for their lost son? Are you aware they will use the name on your birth certificate when you were born on your tombstone?
>>747619578It must be the worst feeling in the world. Finding out that your beloved child was groomed and became a jewish science experiment.
>>747566834>hamburger hepler>not wokenewfags should go back to instagram
Personally I don't think anyone that has worked on games in the past 20 years as a designer/writer should be allowed anymore. They're tainted and need to be removed from the industry.
>>747595281kek
remember when we did the "write a letter to hamburger helper one word at a time" thread and she fucking read it on some documentary or whatever?
>>747566834>There are a lot of women behind all your favorite games.Maybe there shouldn’t be.
>>747587329You just described woke fine, your only problem is that you ARE woke. Fag
>>747566834hamburger hepler is an old grandma now....
>>747566834DA:O was always shithamburger helper didn't write it though, she only wrote few small parts of it which happen to be the worst stuff in the game. she did, however, write DA2 and Inquisition
>>747594024Both can be true. Everything was woke AND it has gotten worse over time.
the war never ended
>>747621352Hey they need someone to make the tea and vacuum the carpet.
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