>*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.>well 20 years ago my black dad wooed my white mom>"ITS A GIRL" *baby pees on doctor* "uhh nevermind its a boy" lets just say my life was leading from one mess into the other>being raised by a single mother was harsh as you could imagine so i learned to be independent quite quickly and i decided to become a Space Marine>training was okay, even the drill seargent, the showers not so much "WOOHOOO MUTTY DROOPED THE SOAP AGAIN BOYS">so here we are in the now lets see how this goes *"i get knocked down" starts playing*
