Samus is actually a terrible bounty hunter.The only missions she takes are shit from the federation and half the time she doesn't even get paid
>>747585817"Bounty Hunter" is a façade that Samus uses to fight the bad guys without having to be beholden to the federation's rules.
she's a mercenary. The Nips just thought that Bounty Hunter sounded cooler.
>>747585817She gets paid in shotas
>>747585817>Doesnt get paid half the time>Owns who knows how many custom built gunships that she designed I doubt that shit is cheap
She has to do stuff between games, you know.
>>747585817God the Metroid suit is so fucking sexy
>>747587095like having lots of sex
She's just a military contractor.Her being a proper bounty hunter is one of the oldest mistranslations.
>>747587346She's too cold and withdrawn to have a relationship.
>>747585817I fucking swear sakurai better make her turn into the metroid suit for her final smash in the next game. You dont even have to hardly change the move itself either
>>747587526Who said shit about a relationship?
>>747585817Now, finally, I can call her Metroid without having anyone correct me.
>>747587583Sorry gaijin, Samus will keep her Other M design and the same moveset from 64. Please understand.
Could you imagine being the bureaucrat in the Federation that has to deal with Samus?>Hire her to do a simple reconnaissance mission.>Every fucking time she comes back to report to you she's got some bullshit sounding story about how she stumbled upon some interdimensional alien scourge that could threaten the entire universe or that video sent to the Feds was made by her evil blood donor bird father and now she has superpowers or something.
I just want to know what she smells like when that suit comes off.
>>747589925Everyone in the galaxy knows if you're sending Samus there's a good chance the planet or station you're sending her to is going to explode
>>747585817Because Nintendo just used that word to sound cool. Retro tried to make the first prime an actual bounty hunter game and Nintendo had no clue what they were looking at.
Should I play super metroid right after zero mission. I know technically Samus Returns comes first but I'm worried Super will feel like a downgrade if I play it after.
>>747590669Super was one of the last Metroid games I played and I had no trouble adjusting to it
