Which way Hylian man?
Chads don't choose
I choose the princess (fish)>>https://files.catbox.moe/kl321s.webm
>>747588267Does the rancher give me her breast for free breast milk?
>>747588346that is literally a fish
>>747588267Young Epona and its not even a hard choice, i rather fuck the fish before zelda
>>747588267Left for long term marriage.Right for shota's first time.
Malon is sweet natured and you'd definitely inherit the ranch from TalonDon't know how Zelda's dad would react, youre still a street urchin orphan, shes probably already arranged to marry someone so he'd probably have you killed in your sleep after you beat Ganon for him royalty were fucked up
>>747588381Yes, and?
>>747588267Twilight lady (forma de niña)
>>747588418malon malon malon malon**********i forgot epona's song was about the horse and not her
>>747588462She smells like fish.
>>747588267whoever drew this is a secondary
>>747588267>Fish>Child>Royalty who will never marry you and you will never be accepted by high society >Nice farm girl who likes you and her dad already likes you too
>>747588534if you didn't play it in japanese on original japanese hardware you are a secondary too
>>747588432I think being a chosen carrier of a relic of the gods on your hand should overwrite wherever you come from if I'm the king of Hyrule.
I have literally nothing against Zelda and understand the wealth I'd get from marrying her.But I REALLY love redheads and big boobs. Sorry Zelda.
Hylians are human
>>747588586
>>747588617Yeah if you are but they fucked each other over all the time for petty reasons I'd never trust him, also if he has another kid later that's a boy youll get nothing if they practice male hierarchy
>>747588267This image neglects to mention that Zelda fucking loves you, she's your soulmate, she's a creative, she's helpful, she's way prettier than Malon, and she's classy.Malon is a fucking dweeb. A weirdo who breaks into your house and leaves you the most inconvenient gift of all time: a cow you have no time to feed who sits all over your stuff who you can never get down the latter. You also spend like no time with Malon in the story. You meet her twice and only know each other for a couple hours, and never form a bond. You form a bond with Epona, that's it.
>>747588267To the breeeeasts!
>>747588818>*who shits all over your stuff>*down the ladderHoly shit...Autocorrect.
>>747588418>Young Epona
>>747588267this way
>>747588818>she's way prettier than MalonI know you fly into a rage at the very sight of Malon, but you shouldn't let that blind you to the fact the image literally only points out Zelda's beauty and not Malon's,
>>747588267I WANT TO MARRY MALON!!
>>747588970>if only I knew you'd turn out to be such a handsome man I would have molested you soonerWhy the fuck did she say this
>>747588418>afraid of the kingLoser.
Stupid thread. Fan warring is gay. Link fucks them all
>>747588381Out of 10!
>>747588818Zelda is destined to be married off to a fat bald rich noble in the future. Her fate is sealed. Malon gets to choose her husband (Link).
>>747589035In the Japanese text she doesn't even say that, she just says that she wishes she could have fulfilled her promise back then. Nothing about him growing older.
>>747589093>Malon gets to choose her husband (Link).Ingo had his way with her.
>>747588418>Young EponaBasedbasedbased!
>>747589106>translators/localizers makes the dialogue more "suggestive"what are some other examples of this?
daily reminder that Princess Ruto's shark teeth is now canon.
>>747589131Great Link can show up and cave his skull in in front of her, she'd put out for sure after that, thats what id do, id drive the master sword through his head and leave his corpse upside down on a road post for wayward poes and goblins to stare at.
>>747588267Malon has a terrible temper
>>747589162You have it backwards, the Japanese version is the more suggestive one because she implies she would have done it to him back then if she weren't banished to Hyper Hell.
https://files.catbox.moe/uswosu.pdf
>>747588984That image isn't even Malon. Even the real Malon is prettier than that. She doesn't have fat mutant cow tits. She actually looks like a human being. The fucking "artist" has his brain so fried from his porn addiction that when he tries to be biased, he makes his preferred waifu look disgusting. I might think Malon is a dweeb but I do like her. I even think real Malon is a little pretty. I DO NOT like these disgusting off model images of her.
>>747588418>Young EponaBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
I choose the fish
Hylians are thematically closer to the idea of elves (fae in general really) than humans and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.They're elven humans.
malon
Reminder that OOT Link canonically coomed into Malon and happily married her after Majora's Mask.
>>747589368you need to leave
>>747588267Why settle for the rest when you can have the best?
>>747589440
>>747589410This. Malon won bigly.
>>747589273>.pdf>>747589440KEK
Uh oh stinky malonfag has shown up.
>>747589206and just like that 1 million orgasms
>>747589368>>747589559>>747589273>>747589131LMAO
>>747589273>additional tags
>>747589258Yeah but we do not know what her original romise was, meanwhile "if only I knew you'd turn out to be handsome" suggests sexual attraction.
>>747589258She was gonna give him a kissu, thats all. Get real.
>>747588267What exactly was Zelda's mindset when she sent Link back in time? Surely someone with the triforce of wisdom would know she can't undue the mental scars that was put on him. Did she think she was righting some wrong or giving him a reward?
Why wouldn’t you want Mario as your father in law?
>>747589206watching the JP trailer and finding out she's actually a nanoja girl was a nice surprise. I don't know why I never even made that connection but yeah it makes so much sense since she's royalty.
>>747590124Zelda is a dumb bitch that fucked up the timeline when she sent Link back to his childhood. Ganondorf took over Hyrule so easily because Link wasn't around to stop him. Zelda is canonically a dumb bitch that doomed her own kingdom.
>>747588267You choose the wood elf, but if you REALLY want the high elf, you still choose the wood elf but just make sure that word gets to the high elf and then she will get insanely jealous and stop shit testing you with life-threatening multi-part quests
>>747590124OOT Zelda is one of the retarded ones. BotW is the other. Zelda's various incarnations honestly are all over the place in terms of their "wisdom", some of them are genuinely intelligent and wise but then you get those couple of cases where she also fucks things up.
>>747590246>>747590421Tendies are unstable and unwell
>>747588346why has no one genned new ruto taking a fat cock yet
>zelinkfag is so mindbroken he's spamming rape fanfiction of the characters he dislikesYou and Tenfag from /dbs/ should link up, that level of cuckrage would be hilarious.
>>747588267Zoras are the elves of zelda. Hylians are just imperial humans. Shiekah are asians and gerudo are middle easterners.Gorons are dwarves. Kokiri/koroks are forest spirits.Rito are elf offshoots and twili are majin.
>>747589069I respect the restraint in letting her rest that dumptruck on his leg and not squeezing it.
>>747588429Other way around.
>>747590421Botw Zelda should be given "will" as her triforce aspect more than "wisdom", her most impressive feat was in that game. She trapped herself in the goo orb with Ganon for a century and held him at bay. Thats not wisdom that's psychotic levels of determination. Itd be interesting if thet did occasionally shake up what each aspect of the triforce was and it would only take a few lines of dialogue.
>>747588418>young epona
>>747588418>Young Eponafuck off /mlp/
>>747588267High Elf > Wood ElfGotta have that smarmy uppity attitude.
>>747588418>Young Eponadangerously based
>>747588418Epona revealed to be the daughter of Malon.Malon revealed to be futa.
>>747588489Thoughts on the replies?
Zelda. Every time.
>>747588418Based, no purer love than between a boy and a young mare
>>747590841Zelinkfag perpetuating a cycle of abuse
post the smug one with the milk girl where she mocks link or whatever for not having milki forgot to save it
>>747588267I'm a wood elfThe I-wish-a-bitch-would elf
>>747589153>symboli rudolf at home
>>747588489>NO NO NO I MEANT I WANT TO FUCK THE CHILD NOT THE HORSE!!!
>>747595676
>>747588418Hey man this mother fucker wants to bang a horse
>>747588267>you'd be wise to join my gang>join my gang or else
Epona, but the Great Fairy makes her a cute Centaur Companion.I couldn't find any art of Centaur Epona.
>>747588429dangerously based
>ends your waifu warsheh... nothin personal
>>747589131>Ingo had his way with herIngo is no nonce
>>747598580>Tranforms back to her regular appearance at the end >RuinedThe wars continue
>>747598580lol
>>747599079its next on the remake list
>>747600057Majora is next because the work is 75% done already. I can't wait to see Termina in the OoTR artstyle.
>>747600152The should just say fuck it and make a third Hero of Time game afterward.
Both
>>747588267Malon of course
>>747588267>Which way Hylian man?easy
>>747601171sell me on a 3rd HoT game. I've never even thought about where they could go with him.
>>747603408Based honestlyVillager girls are just exquisite
Just the new fanart alone makes me consider the remake 10/10God I can't even keep up with all of it
>>747603836
>>747588267Princess rims me while I fuck the Rancher.
Cool, this actually happened. I thought they fit when I saw the original-ish image.
>>747603871
>>747603907
>>747603938my dick
BothLink always fucks every girl
>>747588267Right.
>>747602158wtf its aieverything is ai
>>747588418freudian slipBASED
>>747588418So... your little pony?
>>747588418Fucking based fillychad.How was foalcon?
>>747607138It's pretty obvious it's AI if you aren't blind and retarded.
>>747588346>I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fishThe fuck is wrong with you.
>>747588418>>>/mlp/
>>747591749>She trapped herself in the goo orb with Ganon for a centuryMust've gotten real boring after a while.>so...ganon, uh...what do you...like, do?>(loud screaming and mechanical grinding)>y-yeah me too
>>747600152Aonuma would rather arrange a ritual suicide of Nintendo's entire Zelda team than go back to his magnum opus which he openly regrets.
>>747610336>Aonuma would rather arrange a ritual suicide of Nintendo's entire Zelda teamMaybe he should game-end himself instead for being a stubborn, blind, retarded hack.
>>747588267Zonai
>>747588267why does milkies girl have bowser holding her scarf together?
>>747588418correct and based answer
>>747610119"Boring" is an understatement, that's 100 years of solitary confinement. It's a miracle she can even say her own name, let alone Link's.>it's been three days... I must hold him back- for Link!>year 53, I did the math, every 52nd scream is 7 seconds longer than the first 51
>>747588418i cant stop kneeling
>>747610336>Implying MM is the best ZeldaMM has in the past 20 years gone from one of the most underrated Zeldas to one of the most overrated, the Internet has turned a good game into this masterpiece that it isn't for reasons that have almost nothing to do with gameplay and almost everything to do with it's "weird" atmosphere and supposed darkness (in actuality it's barely darker than OoT).
>>747588346so how link would be able to live with fish and spend the rest of his life inside the water again? Sorry i never played the game.
>>747613837My appreciation for MM is in how intricate the character relations are. The thought that went into every character's schedule. How there's dialogue you can stumble across to figure out what each character will be doing at what time if you pay attention and look for it. The wedding arc is filled with things like this character being this other character's best friend who's a bad influence and deals with this other character who steals an item from this other character - everything's connected in this big cascade. I'm overselling it to be sure but it feels very impressive when you're in it, and when you're a kid playing it for the first time. It's like, idk, baby's first Shenmue? I've never played Shenmue so idk maybe that analogy sucks.
>>747603463Nintendo has been using dual concepts on zelda games since link to the past. Light/dark, past/future, big/small, twilight/hyrule, hyrule/lorule, sky/ground. The next hero of time game could be the proper introduction to the main timelines so they stop being stuff only explained outside of the source materials. The dual concept of the game could be about switching between the child and downfall timeline when link either discovers or somehow learns about a world where he failed and ends up being about the imprisoning war. Or make it about the child and adult timeline and have the reveal the hero of time actually appeared when everyone had escaped to the mountain tops before the goddesses flooded the world and they actually needed link's help to prevent ganondorf from taking over. It could be used to explain why the triforce of courage was destroyed in that world and why the sages are different from the ocarina of time ones
>>747614227Blue Tunic. He doesn't even have to take it off to bathe because the water will wash away all the grime. Of course soap would be nice but I don't know what soap would do to Zora skin and gills and I don't even know if soap exists in Hyrule
>>747614368I honestly dont know which one is better, an ability to breath underwater or simply transform yourself into fish-like person similarly to creature he associate with.
>>747614592Breathing underwater would be kino, but water pressure would be my second concern
>>747588267fish cunny with pretty eyes
>>747588267It would get really boring with Zelda fast. The jovial barn sex with malon however....
>>747588418HORSE CUNNY HORSE CUNNY HORSE CUNNY HORSE CUNNY HORSE CUNNY HORSE CUNNY HORSE CUNNY
>>747588267God I love big titties
Left is the logical choice Anybody else picking right is Kira and gay
>>747588267Both too old
>>747588651Wealth is overrated when you are also inheriting responsibilities. Running a ranch with a wife is a much more appealing dream.
>>747588429Close.Left for short term marriage .Right for shota's first time then later running away to after the first marriage gets stale.
>>747588418Hands off the horse, degenerate.
Is the Aerithschizo the Malonfag or the Zelinkfag?
>>747618087He's obviously the Malonfag let's be real here
In my head while I was playing OoT as a boy I was on an adventure all by myself with transient characters coming in and out of the story. Turns out other people it was just a harem anime.
>>747618087>>747618265There is no "malonfag", people just post Malon to piss off the Zelink tranny.
>>747588418Yep, only BASED post itt
>>747618701
>>747618757This lmao, I don't even like her I like Ruto. It's just hilarious how easy it is to piss him off. I fucking love schizos.
>>747603463Not him but just do the Hyrule Flood event. The story has always implied the Hero never showed up to stop Ganon thus the Goddesses intervene via the Flood. But the truth could have been the Hero of Time did show up, but only to help usher in the flood himself by command of the Goddesses.Partially because Zelda screwed up by severing the chain of reincarnation for the Hero. And partially because Hyrule has become too tainted by Ganon to sustain the land any longer. Thus requiring a flood that will last thousands upon thousands of years to cleanse.
>>747588418
>>747614340>The next hero of time game could be the proper introduction to the main timelines so they stop being stuff only explained outside of the source materials.I think this is a really bad idea and I feel confident that Nintendo knows this. The timeline was made as an afterthought and pretty much all of the games reflect this. Even the games that ARE direct sequels end up doing their completely own thing anyway.I'd rather them keep making these interesting, one off concepts that are very approachable and can be experienced in any order, rather than force a story around some "timeline" that was conceived to sell nerd books to otakus.
>>747618757>>747618853You both should say that shit to him in his containment thread
>>747618757>>747618853>>747619736kindly go back to r.eddit
>>747588429We dont hate the Chinese enough.
>>747589282They absolutely butchered Sara.
>>747588418FPBP
>>747588418Maybe Zelda isn't such a gay game after all
>>747619170Kek
>>747619774Is that you ZelinkOP?
>>747619842Anon you know that picture is of a plushy cat that they made to look like their real cat? It's not realThey even have a post about it
>>747620407It's literally there in the background in a box, like it's obviously not real.
>>747588267Farmgirl
>>747588418kek this place can still make me laugh
>>747588267
>>747588418BASEDEponachads have always lurked in the background and they even tossed those chads a bone in this one too.
>>747619774>he can’t just say redditLMAO
>>747588267>People say OotR Zelda is ugly.>Many theories are popping up saying that she is descendant from Sonia who Wild Era Zelda has descended from.Made a lot of sense to me.
Thread ain't quite what I hoped it'd be, but I"m still going to express my love for redheaded farm girl.
>>747619565aonuma confirmed the alternate timelines in a WW interview before the game came out
>>747623589And it's funny because that exact statement is directly responsible for the timeline becoming an infamous mess. The Imprisoning War was already a plot hole, but Wind Waker effectively snipped everything pre-OOT (and the Oracles) by overwriting it completely.
>>7476238482D and 3D games should never have been in the same continuity
>>747588267Bring me the healer.
>>747624294Should've just made the Imprisoning War game instead of putting it off three times and then making a bootleg of it.
>>747588418You can't get this anywhere else
For me, it's og Marin who is literally gyaru Zelda.
>>747624448>Should've just made the Imprisoning War gameBelieve.
>>747624621No.
>>747623848Just have the 2D stuff be a different universe. No time travel involved.
>>747624448It's obvious that Imprisoning War was never meant to be the premise of a game. LTTP was a prequel in the first place. It doesn't make sense to introduce a prequel hook in a prequel, and keep on making endless prequels. And the involvement of a "Hero" is never mentioned in the Imprisoning War, only the sages. So you can't make a Zelda game out of it.
>>747597989mare fucker*
>>747588267Canonically the rancher girl wins extremely hard
>>747593079
>>747598580I prefer her true form and I'm not sorry to say that.
>>747624847Same, we bold brave few must stand firm
>>747588418For every ten-thousand dogshit Twitter threads, there is one good post.This is one of them.
>>747588418Based
>>747588418Put me in the screencap
>>747624621>>747624651hey thats a lot of new assets for koei tecmo to use haha
>>747624776Ocarina was a reboot.
>>747622708Agreed, I usually expect more lewd pics to save out of a thread like this.But I think the horse fucker accidentally derailed it.
>>747624776LTTP's prequel hook is the reveal that Ganon was once a man named Ganondorf. Even if you want to wave off the Imprisoning War, OOT is still the origin story of Ganon.
Cremia. Romani.
>>747624808That actually looks sick as hell.
>>747588418Haha this anon is a horsefuckerIt'd be Epona and Zelda at the same time for me
>>747588267You forgot to add "Ruined your fucking life" under Zelda.
>>747589219>closeted NTR faggotcould not be more obvious btw
>>747624808I think this is the best design from the remake I've seen so far
>>747623848The Wind Waker saga is a book series in the Link to the Past timeline.
>>747588418GET OFF /v/ AND GO SAVE HYRULE, LINK
>>747599043I like both forms now what?
>>747588418Lol
>>747624808>chadjaws come from the skeletonHow do I work out my bones?
>>747588418>>747588489It's too late. You're a horsefucker, Harry.
>>747589282I still don't understand the schnozeWhy?
>>747627530zelda is LITERALLY the gods chosen person.
>>747589282Zelda looks like she is intentionally trying to ocarina mog Saria
>>747589282They did Saria so dirty.
>>747588267Mipha and its not even close
>>747588267Her clone is better
>>747588418based retardHe'd rather go all Mr. Hands
>>747588267left but only if she keeps the gloves on for the handjob
Saria, easily. She was my first when I was 7, and still in my mid 20s (out of the 4 of course).
>>747629008But she lets little boys motorboat her
>>747588418gtfo umautist
>>747603463Seeing that Gerudo is practically extinct during TP and Link is hinted to be a celebrated knight, third Hero of Time games can revolved around Gerudo starting a war to free Ganondorf from Hyrule's imprisonment
>>747588418Based as fuckEpona turns all other bitches into fathttps://files.catbox.moe/og9825.webm
>>747588418/)
>>747588418...
>>747597989>there is something about the inside of a horse that is good for the outside of a man
>>747588418Goddamn, I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Sometimes, /v/ is good.
>>747588267Neither of these looks like a sex gremlin to me.
>>747588418Lara, pls
>>747631631Is there a version of this with Epona? I feel like I would've seen it already if there was.
>>747631767not a lotta beaches in OoT dawg
>>747589368>her widened ass felt like it was being electrocutedShe wouldn't know the concept of electricity, 4/10
>>747588418Are you Lara Croft?
>>747631882Make it Lake Hylia or something.
>>747588970unfathomably based
>>747589273
>>747588651>big boobsPeasant
>>747588970canon
>>747589282why did they make saria, originally the loli love interest of most, look like a fully grown adult woman who has used some kind of magic to have the body of a childthe thick brows and hag eyes and hag face proportions really dont work
>>747588418LOOK AT ALL THOSE agreeing gentlemen
>>747588267>renowned beauty>less pretty than the red head
>>747588970>One of Link's descendants sires GanondorfNow, that's a timeline worth exploring.
>>747589368Every time I see erotic fan fiction I am reminded of the Pokemon fics I read on Sakura Lemon as a kid and I cringe a bit.
>>747633396The red head can't help being perfect.
>>747588267both>slip out for training
>>747588267Never played a zelda game but the video where link fucks that milkmaid is hot
>>747588418Unfathomably based
>>747634059MOOOOOODS
>>747588267i don't understand this image template
>>747588418To be honest a mare would receive more pleasure from a h*lian male than a stallion due to stallions being quickshots.
>>747631885what about static electricity
>>747631885there are those electric jellyfish in oot, and the lakeside lab suggests scientific endeavors
>anons think the horsefucker was making a joke about wanting to fuck Epona>they don't know
>>747588267>raised EponaYJK
>>747588418>Unfunny obvious bait>Dozens of repliesThis place is becoming reddit 2.0. You win the internet for today, good sir! put me in the epic screenshot also!
>>747637135>big reply count to harmless silly post>some smelly autistic faggot ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL has to show up and tell us to stop having funI'm surprised it didn't happen sooner, but god damn, imagine being this dead inside
>>747598580hh
>>747588418Bejitabro...
>>747637280kill yourself
Fucking samefags replying to themselves a hundred times since they removed IP count>>747588418
If I hide all politics and sex threads from /v/, the board shrinks by more than half.
>>747588346the fish
>>747637280Good to see someone immediately stepped up to call him a faggot before he, without a shred of irony, samefagged a dozen posts sucking himself off>>747637429No, you kill yourself, you projecting cunt. Want to know why nobody else gave a shit about how reddit something may be? Because they didn’t consider for a second that the opinions of insecure redditors like you mattered.
>>747588418Only normalfags don't want to fuck Epona
>>747637545You're too obvious
>>747588418Epona looks better than any of them now if we're judging solely on the remake. I understand.
>>747637701malon still looks good, as do the gerudosthere is still hope
>>747617193Bro, running a ranch isn't comfy relaxation either. That's hard work.
>>747638031>That's hard work.yeah for Ingo lmao, Link would just fuck Malon all day and enjoy the benefits
>>747588418>young eponaHoly fucking based
>>747588418>A freaking mare over the elfs
>>747638367You, poor man, don't know the joys a mare and her horsepussy can bring to you
>>747638656JTRHNBR is good but the smell... No
breast lovers can't leave anything untainted by their fetish, can they?
>>747638723But mares smell good
i think about zelda cucking link way too much
>>747638815Breast lovers are into pregnancy shit, not impregnation. And feet lovers are in for the smells of rotting fungus and Filth not the smooth of the skin What did you expected?
>>747619896They butchered Zelda too.Ruto looks fine because she's non-human (yes, I know the other two technically aren't either, but they are human-like). Zelda and Saria suffer from being a bit too uncanny, whilst Ruto just looks like a cute animated character.
>>747600152>OoTR artstylewhy? it looks like ass
>>747638939You've never been around horses if you think anything related to them smells good.
You didn't hear it from me, but there's going to be a second trailer before release that briefly shows Zelda's, Malon's, and Ruto's adult models, along with Nabooru. They all look really good, from a design perspective nothing is censored.
>>747639814I don't believe it.
>>747639926I do, they have already showed off like 70% of the game in clips, may as well show 95%
>>747588418>Give me Epona, and give her to me YOUNG!
>>747639926I believe it because they didn't censor child Ruto and the game's Japanese rating has a warning for sexual content. Or at least I believe their models will be fine, not sure about the idea of another trailer.
>>747639814Is Dead Hand censored?That and, did they fuck up the dungeons somehow? I know they already fucked up with the hookshot.
>>747588534you're right theyre too attractive for a toddler game
>>747640072Horses look retarded when they are fillies
>>747588267right and i didn't even read
>>747640072Fillyfiddler!
>>747588418Put me in the screenshot
>>747640072Now it's a proper /mlp/ post
>>747639782Some people are in fact attracted to horse smell. Why? Because a small percentage of people are able to perceive the pheromones they give off. Its a genetic based trait. And when a human gets accustomed to it, they will start associating the horse smell as something good. Its a subconscious phenomenon and its real
horsefuckers get the rope
and then wrangle in that horse for me partner
>>747588418based horsefucker
>>747641775That's very normiepilled of you
>>747641775>>747643084duality of man
>>747624808How do you make a skeleton look this reddit?
>>747633229I always seen Saria as older than kid Link and the others, hence why she tended to command the most respect from everyone in the village. She still had a thing for Link. But only when Link explored the world and grew up did it feel right.Of course by then it becomes more unrequited love...unfortunately.
>>747589410Reminder it was all thanks to Cremia's milkers.
>>747588489...wait, theres an old malon?
>>747589282The new artstyle is growing on me, but I still don't like how big Link's cap is.
>>747588418>Young Epona and its not even a hard choice
>>747588418>BRONIES, THIS IS YOUR MINDSET!
real talk, its the logical choice. an older mare is like, really tall, and unless your gonna get a stool, what are you gonna do
>>747633229>>747627924Going to be honest, as a kid playing OoT that is actually really close to what I pictured in my head what Saria looked like, she never came off as a full blown child
It's like some sort of hot chick heaven.
>>747644973Yea, initially she's at kakariko village but after you get Epona she moves back to the ranch
>>747645529ive had sex with a horse before, its not that hard in the sense that theres almost always some kind of stool nearby where a horse would be - but its dangerous, if it bucks you die.Deer is much better, literally seems as though it was designed for human males.
>>747588346Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Link and Princess breeding, Ruto is hte mosit compatible Princess for Link?
>>747589282Why does the fish have so many more likes?
>>747588418this post really isn't that out there, there's literally a board for horsefuckers on this fucking website. Too many normalniggers these days I swear.
>>747645753so you DID stand on a stool. see, that just seems embarrassing, like when you see those short guys get into a lifted truck and pull a stool out just to get into it. like, bruh, have some self respect
Hylia made Link molestable to force him to grow up faster in order to have a better chance at saving Hyrule.
>>747645753Deer do seem to be popular
>>747588418stay away from my horse you sick fuck
>"I no elf! I no elf! Impossible! I no elf!" "I human! I hylian! I no elf" Be looking just like me. Be having the same ears, like I be touching, he like, "It not the same. It not the same. It not the same, papi. It not the same." They try to lifespan that shit off.
>>747588418LOL BASEEEEEEEEEEEED!!
Do you think they're going to in any way address the fan theory that among the first children that Kokiri Saria was basically a stepmom to link when he was an infant ?
>>747646996>address the fan theorynever, everfuck all that shit, this shit spawned lorefags and timelinefags, all of you belong in the pit
>>747588418Woah, and I thought I was twisted.I'm not saying I wouldn't, just that I didn't think about it with filly Epona.
>>747646996Doubtful because part of Saria's character is that she has a crush on Link and confirming that fan theory would make their relationship really weird. Unless Ruto's some kind of harbinger that they're actually going to go balls to the wall with all the sexual stuff, but I really doubt they're going to go that far with it even if they leave everything else in.
So...are those spots on the back of Ruto's head supposed to be earrings, or are they extra eyes?
I'm starting to get used to the new Zelda design.
>>747588418Triforce of courage hands typed this post
>>747588418Dude wtf
>>747647698except that's not her design, it's betterin-game zelda looks like a horrible goblin
>>747647698The basic concept of her design is fine and the fan art reflects that. Her actual in-game model looks shitty, which is a shame because her official render looks fine too.
>>747647698you shaved off 90% of her nose
>>747647698shes so CUTE
>>747647698Post more cunny zelda art
I never felt that Young Zelda from OoT had any romantic feelings for the Hero of Time. It was Adult Zelda who did due to her living and pinning all her hopes on him.
>>747590124She didn't think much of it.
>>747647698Zelinktranny is ejaculating right now
>>747589282why do they all look like they come from Twilight Princess?
>>747622708>samples
>>747649041Because this art style is meant to be a median between OOT's, MM's, and TP's so they can remake all three as a trilogy.
>>747649127ew
Epona, unironically. I am just a pervert and I want to know the hussy.
>>747648994literally who
I don't see any cows around, where is she getting all that milk from?
Uh oh malonfag showed up
>>747588381A FISH IS FINE TOO.
>>747588267Toothless blowjobs from Koume and Kotake
>>747648702
>>747588489NO RETURNS, OR REFUNDS.
>>747649506She was milking Epona the whole time.
Zelda lost
>>747590841>Tenfag from /dbs/Don’t forget the Kensukefag from EVA threads.
You will never be great, malonfag
>>747613837MM is just very unique and in that regard it's either you like it and you adore it or you don't like it and detest it.Personally, I think it's just a very good game, and the fact that is very divergent is bound to have people holding it on high praise.
>>747588418abayo
>>747647610You're not Shinji...
>>747590841>he can’t refute the collage
>>747588418why are tendies like this?
>>747649506>don't see any cows arounduhhhhhh
>>747650916>shield of allahbased
>The faggot spamming art doesnt actually play the gameWhy does this always happen?
>>747650916i wonder how that cow will get in Link's treehouse in the remake
>>747651230probably wont have it cause its remakeslop
>>747647698GROWINGONME
>>747647698>I want to consoome so I'm going to lower my standards
>>747651230
>>747588418Lmao retard
>>747648803t. didn't play Majora's Mask
>>747649791Malon lost too. There's only one girl who gives Link her milk.
>>747651949Malon gives her milk directly to Link in Majora's Mask.
>>747652446Little kids belong to adult women.
>>747652817best comic
>>747652932Aye. Rarely you have bestiality on midna, shota on imp midna, shota on adult midna in less than 30 pages. And the guy know how to draw. Too bad he quit i would have killed for a botw comic.
>>747588489>no hooves
>>747588489It's ok man we all had a boner over little epona. It's not like you are a mlp fag. A female horse it's ok.
>>747652817>>747652932>>747653041fuck is wrong with you people
>>747652817I didn't know there was a TP version of this comic, do you have the source to it?
>>747588418I see. Why not grown Epona?
>>747645753JTRHNBR?
>>747653041>bestiality on midna, shota on imp midna, shota on adult midna Nice
>>747652817>>747653041Go more comic?
>>747641647Anon, you're a mentally ill furry and you need to kill yourself.
>>747645753Based deer enjoyer
>>747645753
>>747655014Behold! The one man in the universe that waifus Ilia!
>>747655014not even link wants ilia, incredible
>>747655396then why does she get a dedicated miniquest, chud?
>>747652446That's Cremia.
>>747655483to give you enough contrast to really appreciate midna/zelda and their radiant beautywhy do you think link reacts the way he does when midna's true form is revealed? he's all "whoa, women can look like THAT?"
>>747655805copeseethemald
>>747654587>>747653727Guys, the name is passage and he made like 10 comics, you are gonna find him i am sure.
heeeeeellllllllp
>>747645753Post gun with timestamp
>>747656397missing a zelda bubble pointing at a bloody knife in the guy's hand
>>747648534sauce?
>>747656930pears in baraag, not a good pic tbqh
>>747653973Do you REALLY want the answer to that?
>>747588418>young eponaLOOK AT THIS HORSEFUCKER LMAOOOO
>>747588418ngl, they really went all out making epona look as girly as possible with the longer eyelashes. This scene almost seemed sexual the way she was teasing young link.
>>747657729God this artstyle is so sloppy
>>747588267Malon sucks like a vaccumBut Zelda's ojou energy is nothing to pass on.
>>747588267Malon gives me a cow? No no, she IS my cow.
>>747657808it really is, especially link and zelda
>>747623848Aonuma did both Ocarina and Majora
>>747623848>timelinefaginto the pit with you
>>747658982OoT was done under the supervision of miyamoto because they didn't know what they were doing, MM was all aonuma and the proof he could do zelda by himself. Then he immediately started doing his own bullshit that fucked up the timeline because he didn't give a shit that the adult ending of OoT was a prequel to LttP and recently became known a few years ago that miyamoto visibly recoiled upon seeing the WW artstyle. The damage was so grand they reverted to the old artstyle for TP because NoA told them that's what the fans wanted
>>747659525Wasn't MM like 80% ideas from the twink that leads the Nintendo Directs now?
>>747659683Koizumi is not a twink and he came up with the time limit I think but the game was tasked to Aonuma because he didn't want to work on a new version of OoT so Miyamoto told him to work on something with the assets they made
>>747657223>baraagbased
>>747655746Yes, but let's be honest, they're the same person. Everything people like about Malon they ad hoc like about Cremia, and I think if you really pushed people they'd like Cremia more.Most titles have a redhead farmer's daughter character in them. Frankly, reincarnation is a widespread phenomenon in Hyrule
>>747660098>reincarnation is a widespread phenomenon in Hyruleit is not, and you and your ilk must die
>>747660098the malon in this game is human not hylian
>>747659525I thought MM was mostly Kozumi
>>747588418>>747588489>filly>childNeither option is good, anon!
>>747660694Malon grows up in the game
>>747660098Besides OOT, Malon only appears in the Capcom games so it was not a conscious decision by Nintendo for her to be a reoccuring character.
>>747588418haha...
>>747606816small image made it seem like Link had a huge horse hose.
>>747660694impregnate both
>>747660590Koizumi came up with the depressing/realistic aspects of the game, basically the 3 day cycle and the falling moon, clock towns design, all of the NPCs' schedules and events etc. Aonuma was mainly involved with Termina outside of Clock Town (he calls it the the fairytale side of MM)
>Choosing between>Literally an aryan princess>Redhead farmgirl>A fish>An AfricanWhy is there a choice beyond the first two?
>>747661816You're forgetting someone.
>>747588429This, except both for shota's first time which then develops into lifelong marriage.
I never see much Impa love in these threads, why is that?
>>747661980Don't kid yourself, Saria is cursed despite being cute.
>>747662045They're all pretty cursed.
>>747588418/mlp/ approve of your choice in waifu.
>>747588418>80+ (You)'s
>>747647698>off model fanart is replacing the actual design in my head
>>747588418UOOOOH FILLY TUMMY EROTIC
>>747661980Yeah he forgot Epona ^:)
>>747588418>>>/mlp/Maybe go there and dream about fucking Sweetie Belle or whatever with the rest of the weirdos
>>747645753I forgot what board I was on for a second.
>>747655014Its nice seeing someone who loves ilia like me
>>747663904Sweetie Belle? No.Now, Sweetie Belle + Rarity + Celestia for the ultimate white mare reverse gangbang with scaling heights? Yes.
>>747631631>>747631767>>747631882>>747632101I feel like I have seen someone try to freecam Epona at Lake Hylia before to copy the horse at the beach image.
>>747588418i can only dream to breathe the same air as you
can't wait to see what my waifu looks like
>>747588418HORSEFUCKER!HORSEFUCKER!
>>747648534yeah but her nose looks normal hereshe looks like a gerudo kid in the remake
>>747666670She will be a total bombshell
>>747657808I think it's pretty cohesive actually. With the unfortunate exception of the castle town NPCs having notably lower model quality.
SariaYouTube recommended me this just now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EPcLFbNwvc
>>747657729So, I gotta ask. Would you other anons a young epona?>>747659525Because americans DID recoil at the WW art. Took them a while to get used to that shit.
>>747660821So does Epona. >>747665758If I don't see an attempt at this image before the thread falls off the catalog I will be dissapointed.
>>747669331The average Saria fan.
>>747588418https://x.com/ChunkerBuns/status/2095953637281296584https://x.com/ChunkerBuns/status/2097338454602383823
>>747602158Saria and it's not close
>>747670647Cringe, yet based
god zamn
>>747663904For me, it's Apple Bloom.
>>747671972
>>747588418Did someone posted that greentext yet?
>>747588267>HERO OF TIME'D
Whoever fucks the besthttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/149684197
>>747588267It's been Malon ever since I was 8
I am gonna be honest, when I first saw the trailer I thought the nips finally went mad and added a dark shade to fillypona's leg and it seemed she was wearing stockings.I can't fault anon for thinking that.
>>747632173>Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
>>747588418Posting in an epic thread
>>747588418>>747588489
>>747588418>>747588489Screencap when?
>>747664758>>747663904sorry dude but Pinkie is my waifu I don't want any of those other ones
Looks like ZelinkOP's thread is deadbtw he is admitting to a misdemeanor via stolen valor in his thread LMAO>>747651296
>>747676039Definitely not a Marine since he doesn’t capitalize the word.
>>747588267easy
>>747675062basically total corruption or personality death
>>747676840Yup.I also believe he isn’t married either
>>747588418Would unironically be Link's answer tbqh
>>747657996
>>747594549More than i expected>>747627426>>747653181I love mlp horses and jerk off to umamusume but epona is a little too horsy>>747675689
>>747588418Not just horse pussy, but horse CUNNY. Jesus anon.
>>747660098Cremia is simultaneously a lot flirtier and more responsible than Malon. The /ss/, the 'milk', everything is all Cremia. It's funny how all the ooc fanart of Malon with huge tits being very forward with Link is very in character once you realize they made the same mistake as you in trying to equate them.They're not the same person, just like how Romani's model uses a different mouth from young Malon.
>>747678418Even coffeeslice calls this Cremia fanart.
>>747620407The fact remains.
>>747678418She just needs a 2ft long futa cock and a breeding mount.
>>747588418So uh, where would you even look for filly cunny anyway?
>>747680106I swear to god. I will fucking strangle every single amerimutt tranny. Fuck off with your disgusting futa shit you disease ridden cockroach
>>747678418
>>747588346
>>747675062>>747677196Is it not a "what the fuck were you expecting?" joke? It's an Arrested Development reference.
>>747679192Nobody cares about the difference between Malon and Cremia/Romani. On top of being recycled 3D models, they're literal alternate universe doppelgangers, and there's no real characterization separating them.
>>747679192every character in majora is just the same characters except in different dimension (or the entire game is just Link dreaming)
>>747683245Yes, it's a "this is exactly what you think it is" warning.
>>747684228>Nobody cares about the difference between Malon and Cremia/RomaniExcept fanartists, like the one I just pointed out.>there's no real characterization separating themYou really skipped over my post directly above that?>>747679071>>747684376See above.
>>747684228I do and it's a pain in the ass to organize them. I can only hope Cremia never gets remake Malon's design, so I can at least recognize her without issue. And yes, they have characterization differences.
>>747684720Nice style ruined by BBL obsession.Tragic.
>>747684681Why would I read that post? It's not even in the same reply chain.
>>747684720Honestly the characterization differences make it really easy. Even most 'Malon' fanart is Cremia fanart.>>747684806Brainlet.
>>747684771Many such cases.
>>747684720Well congrats on giving yourself more work to do because you're retarded.
>>747684228>On top of being recycled 3D models,...With different faces. Romani and Malon do not have the same mouth. >>747684938Being willfully retarded is still retarded, anon.
>>747684910Infinite such cases, really, at least when you're dealing with western artists.
>>747684995Ask yourself: What do I want to see when I click on a folder? Meticulously filed nearly identical women separated by asinine name changes? Or one folder for the attractive redhead farmgirls where all of them are together?Your answer determines if you have autism or not.
>>747685160I prefer the ones where the attractive redhead farmgirl acts in character instead of grouping the demure farmgirl with the seductive farmgirl.If you have a problem with differentiating characters because they look similar... well, you might not want to look at the mirror if you're calling others autistic.
>>747653232
>>747685307> well, you might not want to look at the mirror if you're calling others autistic....said the guy meticulously filing his porn via "characterization" instead of looks.
>>747685470>n-no uGood job proving my point anonny.
>>747680482>ameritrannyI'm from the UK you cunt
>>747685617Anon. What is>"I DON'T HAVE AUTISM, YOU DO"if not a "no u?" All I did was "no u" back.
>>747685753Who are you quoting?
>>747685869It's called "paraphrasing"Or did you actually, really think "look in the mirror" isn't just "no u" with extra words?
>>747588418https://files.catbox.moe/f2xlhe.gifShitty sketch before thread dies
>>747686034You mean intentionally misrepresenting what I said with the funny green arrow, silly little autist? I forgive you for being defensive, but please, don't treat characterization as a light thing, you deny access to so many potential scenarios.
>>747686117Yoooooo
>>747686117BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>747686193Oh brother... I guess I shouldn't be surprised you're pedantic as fuck when you file Malon and Cremia in separate folders... lol
>>747686117I don't know what I expected.
>>747686117>rommi drew horse pussyYou sick bastard. Now I wanna see Link fucking Epona and Malon in equal measure.
>>747686332Not just Malon and Cremia. :)
>>747686263
>>747686263Gold>>747686728Mold
>>747686706>so pedantic he won't even extrapolate Romani on his ownAren't you supposed to be trying to prove me wrong?
>>747686728who the fuck
>>747655483>>747655883Her miniquest is skippable btw.
>>747686829what does she shampoo her hair with
I need the booty.
>>747619842>dreads>colored hair>nasal alloy signal receptor>i heckin love animalsTrash/10
>>747686950Bejita's wife
>>747686885>>evenAren't you a special kind of autist pretending your inability to tell characterization apart makes you non-autistic?
>>747687062The weasel is 10/10.
>>747588267I'm picking up the oot zelda remake to see them again.
