You know the next remaster is Reach right?
Can't wait to not buy it.
I don't know what that means.
kat is such a bitch, i hated her immediately when she snatched the data chip from noble six
>>747606447>7ft tallimagine the uppsies and her manhandling you ... GOD
>>747606447god please nolet 343 finally fucking dielet halo rest
>>747606447>Halo 1&2 got anniversary remakes 10 years after their release>Halo 3 is approaching 20 years old with no anniversary editionTime is speeding up
>>747606749If you were playing as a femSix then it's reframed as catty alpha bitch behavior instead of emasculating girlboss behavior, and catty alpha bitches are based
I won't buy it
>>747606850femsix isn't canon Six is a dude, canonically from the guides and future books. It's also unrealistic the type of shit six does is only what a guy can do, if you disagree you're a troon.
>>747607181What about femboy Six? You can give Six a male voice but a female body in the newest edition of Reach
Female super soldiers are ridiculous, but I still played as one so I could look at her ass in cutscenes, assassination animations, and manning turrets.
>>747607420what the fuck
>>747607420343 faggot addition in the collection because mentally ill men and women can't accept who they are
>>747606447>In fact, it could punch a hole in your helmet with surprisingly little effort
>>747607424>Spartan creation process involves deep-level augmentations on both a biological and cybernetic level>Tards still think gender matters at that point
>>747608307i really don't understand how spartan armor can survive orbital re-entry but not a simple plasma blast, bullet, or needle
>>747608406It would still, yes. It's almost like men and women are fundamentally different.
>>747608416orbital re-entry is all heat and friction, bullets are kinetic puncturing force. being able to stop a bullet or needle and not burn up in fire are two completely different things plasma is a vague concept without any real consistency on whether it's force or heat or both
>>747608665What?Anon, do you know what stars and the sun are?
>>747608665No, you really don't understand.John would've hit terminal velocity besides all the heat and friction. And then he impacted with the solid ground.And you're telling me a bullet will still go through his helmet?
>>747608406It matters because they have a heavy womb with weaker hips to make room for it. They do have shittier hormones and smaller brains, and softer skin. The perfect genetic engineered woman soldier would be a man.
>>747608416When falling from the sky, spartans land butt first and survive due to their padding.
>>747608852I'd accept this if Spartans required certain genes to be effective, which I'm sure it's stated at some point they do.The whole kidnapping kids thing was fucking retarded by the way.The Spartan IIIs make more logical sense: use bereaved and angry orphans from the Covenant war to make super alien killing machines
>>747608847You are a retarded midwit. There are videos of people piercing jet fighter frames with regular small arms. A spaceship is even lighter and thinner than a fighter jet. Kys brown retard.
>>747608406women are still physically weaker to men compared to men even with super roids a female spartan can physically handle a normal guy but against another male spartan they would easily lose
>>747609042Anon...
>>747608765i know what plasma is, but that's not what the guns fire or else they'd instantly explode upon firing, it's just a science fiction concept to have "plasma weapons" and no media has ever been consistent on the effects of a "plasma projectile"
>>747609146You... You do realize plasma can move, right?
>>747609229yes, but it can't be shot in a fucking projectile dude, that's just fantasy stop being retarded on purpose
>>747609380Yeah, we can't shoot bullets either. We use localized explosions behind round objects to propel them forward into things.
>>747606447
>>747609380https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LszZ8GMoaic
>>747606447they're going to remaster every fucking game in the series before we ever get halo 7, aren't they?
>>747607181>Six is a dude, canonically from the guides and future books.halo lore stance on canonicity was always that secondary material is not hard canon, and that if it is in conflict the games win out because games are the primary workso canonically we don't know six's gender
>>747609756and six is supposed to be a self-insert for whoever, with their entire history being redacted because Oni loved to use them for everything you can imagine
>>747609727the last game ended on fucking time travelthis franchise is beyond dead outside of spin-offs and shitty cash grab remakes worse than the originals
>>747608852>they have a heavy wombStop. I'm getting erect.
When are they going to give us a fem Spartan as the main character?
>>747609756Six is a dude I like female protags but the silent lone wolf characters will ALWAYS be dudes women don't ever act the way he does. Faggots that enforce the femsix is six are completely porn addicted trannies and don't understand cool male characters because they're emasculated.
reminder
>>747609964neverwomen don't play these games no matter how much they pretend they do, the devs pretend they do, and internet whores do purely for money
>>747609964Co-op game where you play as a male ODST and a female spartan. that get in a relationship with one another later on
>>747610325spartans are infertile though
>>747610440lots of cute war orphans to adopt!
>>7476103257ft wife good life
>>747608958>>747608852You guys are all secondaries. Spartan IIs DO require specific genes to be effective. They are taken as children because they are rare specimens that have a % chance to actually survive the augmentation process. They aren't only children that are groomed for war, they are outliers that can handle deep changes to their biology.It doesn't matter as much when someone is a woman at that point, because you are looking for a baseline set of genes that can handle the changes. You are simply selecting viable candidates. It doesn't matter if a male candidate is preferable at that point, when the female candidate will still be 100x better than a normal human.
>>747606849You sure you want 343 to bastardize Halo 3 too?
>>747610325KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. There was also some spartan chick mentioned in one of the halo novels I read. Also, I could've fixed Daisy
>>747608847Yes retard. One is an impact across your entire body while the other is a directed impact to a tiny part of your body.
>>747610325>7 foot platinum blond goddess takes gravity hammer to the face for dumbass spotter>ODST realizes he made the fumble of the century
>>747611946>ODST dude is a hypercompetent autist >Spartan girl is a dumb meat head outside of combat
>>747612475>girl is a dumbmany such cases
>>747606447They fuck up the remasters by changing it. What's even the point? Might as well make a new fucking game.
Why is 343 so obsessed with Reach?
>wanting to play pozzed reachnah, fuck that
>>747612649Reach was already pozzed
>>747612632they’ve based every single one of their shit games around it
>>747610813>secondary>reads supplementary materialwatch your jet, little secondary
>>747612761Yeah, but why? It was easily the most divisive game in the series.
>>747612632it's peak non master chief halo but they're too faggy and gay to understand it
>>747612632>Bungie's last game>most innovation
>>747606447Good fucking god, just stopyeah sure that is hot, but we all know what 343 is going to do, or rather what they are not capable of doing . Just let it die, and keep pumping out your own headcanon that ruined Halo in the first place.I would say just let it die before it's too late, but we're way past that point.
>>747612919>>most innovationBut it all sucked.
>>747613082Have you actually played Reach lately?
>>747612903ODST is better
>>747613115reach haters are either contrarian faggots or booklosers no in between Bungie Halo is all good, some better than others. Calling it some of it shit is faggot attention contrarianism.
>>747606447>Reach'Best gaylow
>>747613115Define "lately." I hit Inheritor on 360 and played plenty of it when MCC came to PC. It sucked then, it sucks now. The only reason I still have it installed is because it's a solid base for modding.
>>747613224You had a negative K/D.
>>747613224I can see how people would complain about armor abilities fucking with multiplayer balance, but armor abilities almost all suck. Sprint? You can't shoot. Armor lock? Free sticky. Camo? Pfff. Hologram? Are you fighting against fucking AI? Drop shield? Actually, that's only one really worth using.
>>747613370I beat Reach in legendary and top score constantly in multiplayer, eat a dick.
>>747613441Reach Legendary is overtuned as fuck, right? I beat it too recently and am now doing heroic. It's like night and day. So many weapons are fucking useless on Legendary.
>>747613156ODST is Reach but reddit with it's dialogue and story
>>747613390Sprint lets you run away from any conflict for free, thanks to the long TTK.Armor Lock lets you stall until help arrives and splits the attention of the guy shooting at you. It also completely negates stickies.Camo is busted with longer sight lines where the radar tell doesn't matter. It's free snipes on BTB.You also forgot to mention Jetpack, which just lets you completely ignore map geometry and paths.>>747613441In what? Grifball?
>>7476109533 was already the worst of the trilogy. the nostalgia rot is going to hit "fans" hard when they realize how boring it is no matter who makes it.
>>747608416Chief has a Geass. Kat is a jobber. Simple as
>>747613528fuck offi will defend odst until the lights burn out>>747613535jetpack leaves you open
>>747608307she could punch me while i do the dishes
>>747613509>is overtuned as fuck, right?nta, Reach's combat scenarios are longer and more intense than the previous games. You cant auto save scum like the others. Its a more difficult game as a result.
>>747613640Don't use jetpack like a retard and it's not a problem. It is objectively the most broken ability because it allows you to completely negate height advantage and weapon positions. Red team gets both rockets and snipe on Reflection, you get a non-shitty path up to the top on Sword Base, you can ignore the easily-camped lifts on Coundown, etc. The only maps where is isn't always the best option are Zealot and Boardwalk, since neither map has very much verticality.
>>747612632reach was both distilled down and doped up haloit polished the fundamentals to perfection and managed to seamlessly add new gameplay elements that only a small minority of gameplay purists that were unwilling to adapt got mad aboutalso proved that the universe works without chief being present in the story and that the game can sell without the trilogy hype343 was purpose built to make more halo, so reach works as an excellent example of what halo does well and what kind of things can be changed while still keeping it halo so 343 was probably told to use it as a blueprintunfortunately 343 interpreted everything in reverse so we got more chief, gameplay fundamentals fucked, interesting novelties removed, attempts at hyping up an entirely new trilogy etc
>>747609964In Reach
I've played multiplayer Reach recently and have had no issue whatsoever.You guys just suck
>>747613780>seamlessly add new gameplay elementsIf you have to break existing design and functionality, it's not seamless.>only a small minority of gameplay puristsA good chunk of people stopped playing Reach in its first year, it was barely breaking 100k concurrent during that time. The game was divisive as fuck.>also proved that the universe works without chief being present in the story and that the game can sell without the trilogy hypeJust once. Any other attempt to tell an older story would just result in a retelling of Reach.
The next revival of a canceled game is Hachi Koi
>>747612715Wrong af
>>747613540>worst>literally the best and most well known
>>747614148>nigger, jewess, and jap spartans>jewess is a bitchy girlboss
>>747614204>well knownBecause it was the only one released on 360 and the last of the original trilogy.In reality, it's worse than Reach and ODST
>>747614204It's the "most well known" because it's when most of the playerbase started. The difference between Halo 2 and 3's sales is larger than the total sales of 1 and 2.
>>747614258>EmilWearing helmet the whole time>JewessI honestly have no clue.>JunHe's fucking Turkish or some shit
>replaying Vulcan mission>no segment where you attack elites on a rooftop>realize the targets were out of orderAre they randomly generated or pre-set for each difficulty?
>>747608416Spartan 3 armor is disposable, made with cheap materials so they can be produced faster and in variety.
>>747614394Random
>>747614572that just raises the question as to why more soldiers don't wear them
>>747614603Oh.That's fucking weird for a single player campaign
>>747614609They still require augmentation. They basically load up the Spartan IIIs with PCP and let them loose, not expecting any to return.
ICE riding in style
>>747607181Geez dude. Calm the fuck down with your clearly not obsession with troons. I have played Mass Effect as Fem Shep but I know her story is a non canon fantasy, only Male Shepard is the alpha chad who saved the galaxy. I have played Fallout 4 as Nora but I know her story is a non canon fantasy because only a true war veteran alpha chad like Nate can survive in the Wasteland. Relax, take a breath and stop bringing troons out of nowhere.
>>747614258she isn't a girl boss, she doesn't act irrational or better than everyone else because she has a vagina because she's written as a realistic female military character and not by some middle age hag that can't write anything convincing.
>>747614204what they said >>747614284 , >>747614306halo 3's player base was huge, but gaming was smaller back then. there werent many good games and 2 ended with a massive cliffhanger and was a cultural phenomena. So when 3 released it brought in every non-fan with a level of hype no one saw before, before gamers became jaded to hate everything in sight. the game enjoyed a level of uncritical praise from fair whether fans that is now stuck in time, beyond criticism. the game was fine for certain players, but bungie not understanding what made 2's campaign and multiplayer good allowed Call of Duty to rise. the gameplay was simply to boring and mlg focused. when a remake is created one day, no matter how faithful, the new coat of paint will cause people to view the game as it was without the rose tinted glasses of half forgotten childhoods.
>>7476151183 is still a solid game.But you can tell Bungie was fucking done. 3 has less story in it than 1 did. It still has its charm, but there are some parts that are obviously forced and there just for convenience to finally end the fucking thing. ODST shamelessly re-used a massive amount of 3's assets. And is, honestly, a better game by giving you a semi-sandbox experience in a surprisingly beautiful and interesting part of its world you never see again. Story is straightforward but has less contrivances than 3 had.Reach was their swan song, and, as you can tell, it's hit or miss for most people. I, not being a bitch, liked it.
>dev commentaries talking about all the stupid shit they wanted to add but wisely decided against>fucking 343 did them instead, like a bunch of idiots
>>747608406>>747608852>>747610813Why do nerds always get bogged down in this stuff and nobody stops to look around and go "halo was made by mtn dew drinking 80s kids who thought anime heroines were badass, the lore can back-justify this". It's like people really want a set of 'rules' for things to adhere to, to future-proof a 'fandom', as if leftists and tourists/outsiders won't just tear and twist it to suit their agenda as they did with female space marines. The lore is they have butts and I want to fuck kat
>>747610325This has happened in the halo universe btw. Maria-062>>747610440They are not. At least not in principle.
>>747616202I want a spartan wife
>Legendary final wave sends out two hunters with high class elites and jackals>Heroic final wave is just a couple of basic bitch normal non uber elites
>>747606447Crash if she promised 3000 years ago
>>747608852
>>747614332Jorge was Hungarian
>that OP image>thread devoid of lewd artI am disappoint
>>747617128Jorge spoke Hungarian. I don't think he was.And Jun is not Japanese.
>>747610440You've got it twisted. They're asexual, not infertile. The hormone therapies and augmentation fuck with their sex drive and libido every time, but sterility is just an occasional side effect, as there are canonical Spartans that had kids. So a Spartan just doesn't really get the urge to fuck or feel sexual attraction, though they could still do it for the sake of affection, reproduction, and because the physical act likely still feels good. Also their kids inherit some of the augmentation, which means they might have health issues growing up.
>>747616309>plap your spartan wife>dies nine months later in childbirth
>>747617516ok but 7 foot bunda with big boobs
>>747617781Yeah I'm saying you can and should fuck the giant curvy gorilla woman for the superior augmented supersoldier children.
haha imagine how much a female spartan would need to eat a dayimagine feeding your big hungry spartan wife till she's nice and full
>>747617781>>747618069fuck off and die
>>747618069>skips one too many meals from living a life of abject poverty with you
>>747618194what the fuck is wrong with you people
I didn't even know there was an animated assassination for brutes
>>747618173>>747618194NO I want to feed my hungry strong spartan wife until she has a full gurgly tummy and lovingly rub it and her feet while she sleeps off her big yummy meal
>>747618390>cried the man on 4chanlollmao
>>747618524god imagine laying on her with her 200 pounds of muscles and fat
>>747618719Sounds great if that's 200 pounds of ass
>>747619512fuck off with your devientart fetish shit
Well then
>>747619885This is fun
>>747619925With this, Six should've survived Reach.
>>747610081I want my big booty super soldier
>>747606447why would they remake reach? its still pretty new.
>>747620435How big?
>>747621621spartan 2
>>747610440The opposite, actually. They are hyper-fertile
>>747622545KillYourSelf
>>747612897Because it's the most divisive game in the series.
>>747622545My big hungry spartan wife having triplets with every batch!
>>747613640you're not supposed to use the jetpack out in the open lmao. that's an issue only if you have no idea where the enemy team is
