Did you know: Nintendo owned a chain of love hotels back in the 1960's. What would one look like if they opened it today?
>>747613023This trailer is on the eshop https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=liNs_fmGW6Y
>>747613023>What would one look like if they opened it today?
>>747614314All that needs is some triforce t-shirts.
>>747614314They're coming outta the goddamn walls
nintendo got their start from making cards for the yakuza
>>747613023>What would one look like if they opened it today?Kirby mascot. because of the implication
>>747613023All the girls would have to dress up as Nintendo characters and roleplay as them while fucking.
>>747613023>1960s Nintendo >owned love hotels >2020s Nintendo >censors tame fanservice out of gamesWhy did they cuck out? Why did Japan cuck out? Why hasn’t someone nuked them again yet over their embarrassing sycophantic prostration to countries that hate them? No seriously, name one other country whose leading companies are this obsessed with looking good for foreign cultures to the point they throw their own developers under the bus.
>>747615873Which character would be the most expensive/popular? Peach?
>>747614314Context?
>>747613023didn't mario have a hotel
>>747619152Free all expenses paid migration to Japan
>>747619241>"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a quick fuck, eh Luigi?"
>>747615762shh we don't talk about that
>>747613023free shower? what means?
>>747620037You wash the stink of rawdogging off you when you're done plowing your hoe.
>>747614314A visualization of the internet whenever something is hyped
>>747613023>Nintendo owned a chain of love hotels back in the 1960's.Puts a whole new spin on BING BING WAHOO amirite?
>>747613023>What would one look like if they opened it today?You can open one of multiple rooms and there is one Pokegirl inside each room.
>>747616925>Why did Japan cuck out?Foreign DEI investment.
>>747614263…these girls look…familiar
>>747616925>Why did they cuck out?
>>747613023> Nintendo owned a chain of love hotels back in the 1960They didn't. >What would one look like if they opened it today?No idea, but I'd hit one up with my gf to check it out.t. live in Tokyo
>>747620264>flights to Japan now cost upwards of 10,000 USD with a four year wait list>No Japanese people living in America have been able to see their family in over a decadeit would be very painful
>>747613023>Did you know: Nintendo owned a chain of love hotels back in the 1960's.wrong, literally the only source for this claim is one off-hand anecdote in an american book
>>747614263>cheburashkathat explains everything
>>747617837Romani
>>747623209Explain
>>747619152It's some wish granting temple called Palsi Supo. I can't find anything else about it. India is a black box of stupidity.
>finally have sex>it's nothing like my japanese animes
>>747614314What’s in there?
>>747619152Free cow poo
>>7476130233000 yen with free shower? I’m married but this is very attractive being cheaper than lunch.
can you actually do anything in a love hotel
>>747617837Bowser
>>747624927Russian
>>747619152It was discovered that a local woman had not yet been raped
>>747625571Yes, you can have sex. Or watch TV, jerk off, then take a nap for a couple of hours if you happen to be there alone.
