>end of 2011>the best version of zelda ever exists>everyone hated this cute aryan goddesswhat the fuck was wrong with the world? Was it because it was the beggining of the woke era
>>747616157>best version of zelda>looks like one of the kids in a nightgown peter pan came to take to neverland
>>747616157Nobody hated that version of Zelda.We just hated that it was a dumb Wii waggle game.
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>>747616157What a sexy nose
>>747616157ugly nose
>>747616157>>747616295This twink being the gayest character in zelda history didn't help me want to get past the clunky controls.
>>747616157If the rest of the game was as good as that Zelda then SS would have been the greatest game ever made.
>>747618042I think Hylia is actually weaker per the lore. The 3 goddesses created the world, and sometime later Hylia came around to fight the Demon King, later reincarnating into Zelda's bloodline.
>>747618042>but no there is no undoing Hylia the Goddess that is so powerful she humiliates Din, Farore, and Nayru.Hylia is a lesser goddess though.
>>747616157>what the fuck was wrong with the world?world is full of brown people jealous of white people, do you remember?
>>747618286We've never seen the goddesses do anything except create the world and then leave the Triforce behind in a cutscene, we have no idea of the limit of their power, except that they were the master of the Triforce, which can grant any wish.
>>747616157>everyone hatedwhat are you talking about? everyone around here wanted to tongue-fuck her nose.
>>747616157>best version of zelda>giant bulbous nose>barely any screen time>her personality is generic high school girl
>>747616157>the only time Link gets to plap Zelda she's hideous.
>>747616295>Nobody hated that version of Zelda.First time I heard that, this game and all its characters and lore and everything else in it sucks balls and you have to play it with a dick-like controller in your hand.
>>747618920Zoomer revisionism is so strong they even forgot about the unfunny>LE GROOSE XDXDXD
>>747616157I was here in 2011 and everyone absolutely loved her, some retards were even complaining that the game was waifu faggot baiting or some shit.
>>747616157>Original incarnation of Zelda is the only incarnation who canonically has any romantic feelings for LinkFucking rough as hell for Link. Forever incarnating to guard and save this girl.
>>747619062Zelda 2 literally ends with the princess kissing link then the curtain falls and they fuck until they die
>>747617675He was chuuni, not gay
>>747616295Only fatties and limp wristed proto faggots hated this game
>>747616157Shitward Sword is a garbage game.
>>747616157Is she the only hebe Zelda?
>>747616157>The version of Zelda that manipulated Link all the way from the get go and admitted to it.>Hylia>Hylia>HYLIA>This Zelda is responsible for biggest wave of NTR porn that eventually slippery sloped into faggot crossdresser Linkyes, fuck her,.and if OoT and BotW Zelda's weren't such fuck ups, she would be the worst Zelda.
>>747616157Still the worst Zelda game.
>>747616157>ugliest link and zelda ever looked until remake
>>747623470>OoTCute as a little girl. Also canon tomboy.>BotWI liked the "stuck up princess getting corrected by the commoner who survived the battle of natural selection to reach his rank" aspectTotK Zelda was shit though, yeah.
>>747616157oy vey
