americans pay 120 usd for this.
>waypoint>AND yellow paint on the roadkek is it really this bad
I see him bouncing off cars and the median at probably 90 mph, can you even fall off the bike?
>>747618839Literally Ride to Hell Retribution level.
I haven’t played a single game on my PS5 this year.
>>747618839Sony is just bleeding money on their Western Studios, because they only produce garbage.Intergalactic is shaping up to be the biggest blunder of them all.
>>747618839remember that time wolverine spent 15 panels getting close to the target truck he had to slash the tires of?insomniac remembers
>>747619283You actually have fail states in Ride to Hell, a busted to fuck game with nowhere near the budget of Wolverine.
>>747618839OUAH!
>>747618839So can you crash? Wtf is this shit
>>747618839gta 6 lookin whack
Yes, i've read the two 3 minutes bike segments are very bad and the worst part of the game.
>>747618839What is wrong with this? RE Requiem did it and everyone liked it.
>>747618839This clip is literally doing the mario 64 webm
>>747619659Crapcom has larpers and foids to prop it up.
>>747618839Dumb esl poster
>ITS OK WHEN CRASH DOES IT
>>747618839>Wolverine>doesn't ride a chopperI dislike choppers myself but way to miss one of the things Wolverine does all the time.
>>747618839>america do the needful and pay 120 rupees for this saar
>>747619693May I see the interesting version?
>>747618839The funniest thing is that we made even normies on youtube, tiktok and xitter shit on this game kekNow I will sit back and enjoy watching this shit burn.My job is done and I didn't even do anything.
>>747618839>>747619890>2026>AAAA games have same game design as 6th gen shovelware
>>747618839Sony fanboys should just sell their PS5 and buy NS2 and pick up mario kart world instead. Way more fun than Sony's games. At least Naughty Dog chase sequence had that cinematic factor to it. Pretty grim they're just making bald black woman in space instead of something cool
Why is it that it's been 20 years and no game can still simulate driving motorcycles well? It still looks floaty as shit.
Finally, after 300 million dollars we have invented Road Rash but Worse
>>747619805i could've sworn you could drive off the road in crash.am I wrong? are you on rails?
GIVE ME ONLY WHAT I NEEDIT DOESN'T TAKE TOO MUCH TO KEEP ME SATISFIED
>>747618968Yellow paint on the truck as well for some reason, even thought you're supposed to avoid it.
Insomniac ghost rider game next?
>>747618968>>747620536Can I put yellow paint on my dick to my zoomer girls automatically drawn to it?
>>747620347>Buy the overpriced ScamTablet for toddlersNo reason to.
>>747618839Lol
>>747620767It has video games. I haven't turned on my PS5 in two years.
focus w
>>747618839
>>74762062033 year old fat bastard here, you shouldn't need it. My zoomer girlfriend basically drops to her knees every night begging for a violet facefuck.
>>747620932No
>>747620083PS2 movie tie in tier game dwsign given 80x the budget
>>747620986Damn how did you get her?Are you Chad Thundercock himself?
>>747619605kek
>>747619659Its in the bombed out ruins of a city, you have a gun, and a funny old guy with a rocket launcher is trying to kill you, on top of giant dogs.
>>747620986Violet, you say?
How does a 500 million dollar exclusive made by sony's 1000+ cream of the top devs worked on for almost a decade get mogged by a ps2 game from 20 years ago?You could actually die in this section, btw.
When we are done getting demons souls to run properly, we still won't work on getting this to run on pc.
>>747621127I played Demon's Souls on PC like 6 years ago.
>>747618839India Driving Simulator
>>747618839The last bit is kinda unclear. There's a cutscene of Wolverine overtaking the truck, then an extreme closeup of his shoulder for a while and suddenly he's going offroad?
>>747618839mobile game ad
>>747619659>everyone liked it
Lol they made sure to put random traffic cones just to make sure you don't accidentally try to make a turn
>>747619165Adamantium bike, cuckboi.
>>747621163It might be just cut off by the vertical video but it could be that wolverine is taking out the truck tires? It's kind of a shit animation but it looks like he's swiped at the tire.
>>747619335Even if you're not a chud, surely some shareholder or another realizes "bald black woman" doesn't sell games?
>>747618839i don't ride motorocycles, why does he keep fidgeting his body?
>>747621023Its quite baffling. Watching reviews and seeing gameplay it really seems like this game should have been those low budget shovelware titles like the fantastic four game or something.
>>747621096I'm a bit drunk, forgive the typo it's a long weekend>>747621062Nah I just worked a shitty retail job while I was finishing up school and it was full of zoomettes
>>747621158the remake genius.
>>747621265The game has chiefly been in development for only 18 monthsThey scrapped all the stuff from the original build that leaked in 2023
>>747621346Dark Souls has been available for ages
>>747620347Probably going to be my plan.I'll just get an Xbox next gen, but I suspect we're not going to see next-gen for a long time, and it's not worth getting the consoles brand new anyway.
this is like one of those cheap licensed games from the 360 eraexcept they spent 300 fucking million on it
>>747618839Oh yeah I forgot about that game, did it come out yet? It any good?
>>747620480You could and it would slow you down, it's also how you unlock a hidden level.You could also fall down pits and chasms and die.
>>747619659Shills did.
>>747621346I played the remake on my sisters ps5 because unlike most of you fruits I actually play games and I can tell you with full confidence it's not worth waiting for. It's worse than the original in every single way. It's definitely got some graphical flexing going on but literally everything else is worse. The sound effects suck, the music sucks, the changes to art design suck. Just emulate the original, it's fully doable and great.
>raffs in money
>>747620007Avooga?
>>747620347Mario Kart World has the worst roster though.
this is a vidya bike thread now
>>747619659That part of RE9 lasts about 45 seconds
>>747619856KEK this is hilarious. It's always esl posters talking shit about America.
>>747621392I tried the original for a bit and fell off after a few hours.
>>747621320I was going to make a Nine Inch Nails reference and ask if you leaked a violet fluid.
bikes feel like shit because leaning is supposed to have lag, but gamers weep at not having instant feedback even if its shit.
>>747621320Damn gimme some of your tricks. How do I approach horse girls?
>>747619659Resident Evil is the Call of Duty of Capcom. Modern REfags will eat up anything RE branded.
>>747621614>horse girls?THOSE girlsHoly fucking typo kek
>run into truck>bounce back>suddenly speed to the left side of the truck>teleport instantly to the right side of the truck for a cutscene>"WOAH NOW IM OFFROAD THIS IS SO DANGEROUS!!!">effortlessly drives 90mph in the dirt past rocks and trees like he's still on the pavement
>>747618839why is wolvie respecting the speed limit
>>747621602I'm sorry I denied you the chance. NIN is based though, I'll put some on tonight as penance for wronging you.>>747621614Horse girls? Don't ever fuck with them. Most annoying cunts on the planet.
>>747621494The original demons souls was called literal dog shit my miyazaki himself. It was his first game. Dark Souls was rough at first too. Dark Souls Remastered is way more polished... anyway here we are at elden ring and hit boxes are still shit though.
>>747618839HOLY KINO PEAK SONY
>>747621614with a tranquilizer gun.
>>747621248They are propagandists in a pocket. They doesn't care about sells
>>747621256Because you can't fail and the game is artificially pushing him forward making him body model spaz out.
>>747620901What videogames? The 20 bucks tutorial?
>>747621765Never post again retard
>>747621614>intercourse with a horse threadyup this is 4chan.
>>747621679Alright i felt insane thinking I said something about horse girls, that makes more sense. Honestly when you work with them it's easy, you don't need to approach them in the normal sense because you talk to them every day. For me I guess I was just the older guy who was very good at the shitty job nobody liked doing while being in school to better my life so I came off decently that I wasn't hated. I'm pretty sociable and outgoing so I got along well with nearly everyone. 22 year old who was a former paramedic and going back to school was the one I ended up snagging, amazing girl.
>>747621765>t. demake dev still looking for a job after his shitty studio got shutdown after a dogshit remake
>>747621817Did you stop crying to post that and then go back to bawling your eyes out?
>>747621748You should facefuck your zoomer gf with a dildo while "The Hand That Feeds" plays.
>>747621248Never been tried because bald black woman is severely underrepresented in vidya protags. Naughty Dog can build off their great reputation from TLoU2 and the TLoU show to break into the bald black woman demographic, catapulting them into even higher sales brackets. Sony's really struck gold with Intergalactic.
>>747621971>reddit reaction gifwhere do you faggots come from, twitch? jesus christ
>>747621987that's actually a great idea
>>747621538he got taken for a ride
>>747619659>Everyone liked itI've seen nothing but people shitting on the motorcycle parts
>>747622127>partsIt's one part and it's over in less than a minute, that's why nobody cares
>>747622063It's from something I saw on /gif/. The girl was tied to a chair I think.
>>747620480You can.>On road is fastest and when boosting it can hold until you let off the accelerator>Off road is visibly bumpy and slows you down boosts cut off when you go on to it.>Sand you slow down a ton and then get reset back onto the road but with zero speed conserved so it's a slow build up back to top speed.Crash's bike levels are unironically more mechanically complex than Wolverine.
>>747622000You'll get your chikn nuggit meme later...
>>747621896Okay, thanks for your story! So just be myself (and attractive and likeable).I'll see what I can do.Happy for you. Plow that zoomer girl for me next time.
>>747621538how does /v/ feel about another road rash wannabehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4227280/Bash_Moto/will it be better than road redemption
>>747619659As soon as you get to the basement of the Care Center the game turns to absolute ass. Nobody liked anything past that except for the RPD if you've played RE2
>>747618839The gift that keeps on giving.
>>747622193Looks kino. I loved Road Rash when I was a kid. It should have real '90s grunge rock tracks or at least give you the option to put your own mp3s into a folder the game will play.
>>747618839These AAA Playstation games are so fucking embarrassing.
The release will be a fucking bloodbath
>>747621996but Concord thobeityeah she had thugnificient's hair but surely they can see the comparison?
>>747618839It's a PS2 game released in 2026.
>>747622652my fellow nigger!
Release when
>>747618968Yellow paint?? One the road??? Going in a straight line following the only direction you can go???? Its so over, AAA is cooked. There's no coming back from this.
>>747618839When I was a kid, this would have been the infamous bike chase level that people would look back fondly on because of how difficult it was to dodge the cars. Now Zoomers cant even be bothered to do that and just want the game to play itself.
>>747619805I could never get the Platinum Relics on those :(
>>747623205i borrowed this from a kid that was like ten years older than me when i was young. i ended up not giving it back.i think he was molesting his brother
>>747621896>I'm pretty sociable and outgoing so I got along well with nearly everyoneSIIIIIIIGH
>>747619659gamers will ridicule this but complain about driving sections that instantly kill them
>>747621320>Nah I just worked a shitty retail job while I was finishing up school and it was full of zoomettesI do that now and they're all in relationships or have fucked 100 guys already. One's 22 and already had an abortion for fuck's sake.
>>747620979This was the coolest shit and what cause me to picked up motorcycle
>>747620007oh my
>>747618839I think if you make a Superhero game and your character doesn't have cool ways to traverse the map it's a shit hero game. I get this is linear game too but seriously a fucking moped? Spiderman 2018 is seriously looking like a fluke everyday. Even fucking Batman had cool movement to explore and fly around Gotham.
>>747625418You think Zoomers care about Wolverine? Lmao, this is a "gamer dad" game
>>747626798It's Wolverine too, isn't he pretty fast? How about making him jump from car to car instead, with the option to smash through a windshield and move the steering wheel around? How come this is the best they could come up with? You should go all in on setpieces when making linear games like this, it's the one aspect where they can shine. The game might be piss easy but you could at least make it interesting to watch
>>747626295When you’re driving down the road does it ever cross your mind that even the slightest mistake/malfunction could result in you ending up in a wheelchair or coffin?
>>747618839Add some rows of large floating coins to pick up.
>>747627091Yeah Wolverine should be like hoping truck to truck fast just tearing ass to get his target. The fucking moped is embarrassing, even Saints Row 4 is looking like a better super hero game at this point.
>>747626798Whats weird is that even if all Insomniac wanted to do was rip off Marvel movies they could have copied the Deadpool movie and made some completely fucked dog running as means of traversal. Seeing that in theaters was cool as shit(even if it looked goofy) cause Wolverine is a fucking beast
>>747620443gtaiv did it well
>>747625649Are you in Texas? GIVE ME MY GAME BACK YOU FUCK
>>747618839Bruhhh they added yellow paint to the road
He looks like such a chud on his motorbike
>>747621765It wasn't his first game, and for FromSoft as a whole, it was like their tenth action RPG.
>>747620443Kirby Air Ride is the undisputed king of motorcycles
this whole game kind of has the vibe of what women think manly men look like. I can't shake it.>dude, beer and whisky and motorbikes!wolverine hasn't always been like this, has he?
>>747619805
I'm so fucking tired of realism trend in inherently unrealistic games.
>>747628067Wolverine is so gay a gay man has played him for 25 years straight lmaoYes hes extremely fucking gay coded, nerds have the same problem with masculinity youre describing so he was cooked up and glazed by nerds who are all basically women mentally, stunted babies with shitty attitudes who are miserable.
>>747626798Because Wolverine can't fly, doesn't have a grappling gun, or have webshooters, his options are hoofing it or using a vehicle, so he uses a bike like he always does when he needs to get somewhere fast. Just because the segment is shit doesn't mean it isn't true to form, he just doesn't have an ability set that includes interesting traverse options like Spider-Man or Batman that could work across long distances.
>>747619335I love that smug look. Twice the pride, double the fall. They're always so self satisfied, cartoonishly so, as if they're NPCs programmed to look self important before they step on a rake for the inevitable laugh track that plays.
>>747618839Hahahaha what the fuck is that shit?
>>747618839>this is what snoys are supportingLMAO
>>747629817Someone used AI to put a wolverine skin over the crash bandicoot 3 motorbike levels
>>747619335That's one ugly bulldyke
>>747618839as a game it looks pretty decent.sure character design and woke bs and other low iq decisions catering towards 70iq jeets but generally the game looks pretty good.
>>747618968the suit is yellow too so you won't forget Logan is on the screen right now
>>747629658Sub humans can't comprehend their position. Even after the rake hits the face, nothing is learned, there is no humiliation. And physical violence to the rake.
>>747618968>yellow paint on the road>it's literally the lane demarcation paintAre you retarded?
>>747628964Are you suggesting that Hugh Jacksmen is a homosexual?
>>747622193
>>747629960All i can say is that i'm giddy with anticipation for another tall trash fire. I heard this one will have costed over 600million dollary-doos. Sony twists the blade it shanked itself with, and the blood keeps flowing out.
>>747627590>He conveniently and noticeably avoids the part about molesting his own brother.Hope you get your game back from that anon, anon.
>>747618839Do you actually have to press any buttons to get through this segment or is there no fail state at all?
>>747630268Considering the QTEs complete themselves, even a blind person could beat this game.
>>747621178Ouah!
>>747619283RE requiem's was worse yet I didn't see any of you hypocrites complain about it, I guess crapcom games get a pasd for optimising their games for Indians and latinx with potato PCs
>>747630268sorry saar no fall off no going backwards, only going forward guided by invisible line of walls and automovement.what do you expect saar??? its not gta6!!!!
>>747621538karma
>>747630730Can't spell 'pass' and immediately blames potato PCs, the quintessential /v/ shill.For Wolverine of all things.
>>747619659it didn't look this bad
I thought it’s weird how people were piling up on Wolverine, since it’s seems to be largely the same as other Sony template games, but I guess the other games are mostly open world and that kinda hides a lot of shit or makes it a lot less immediately obvious.
>>747630463>>747630739So it's basically the skateboarding sequence from Mixtape lol
>>747630739>its not gta6
>>747630962Pretty much. When the only direction is forward you don't need the game to help you find things the way you would in a huge city since they're all slightly off the path but never truly hidden. Layering all that handholding onto the player just gets worse when there is literally no where to go or explore and you are only expected to hold forward.
>>747619659I thought it sucked in Requiem
>>747618839I don't think I've seen a single second of this game that makes me want to play itEven for freeEverything about it is bad and worse than any alternative including doing nothing
>>747619335Tbf, even though TLOU 2 was kinda cringe on the story side of things, you gotta respect the gameplay. ND at the very least knows how to make fun and crunchy gameplay still. Insomniac is just pure trash.
>>747618839At this point Insomniac is just making a parody of Sony videogames
>>747622193>will it be better than road redemptionI kind of liked road redemption
>>747631361>No multiplayerND had always favored set pieces in their stories, but Druckmann truly meant it when he said there was no fun allowed anymore.
>>747620347>if you don't like bad driving segments in your games you should buy...an entire bad game about drivingnah, get MK8D instead.
>>747618839Riding a motorbike is in character for Wolverine, but the gameplay looks stupid.
>>747621062it's easy, just brag about fucking 18 years old women on anonymous imageboard when in reality you don't fuck anything besides fleshlight
>>747618839>niggspeekbroccolizoomer
>>747619890I didn’t realize this was spiderman until the end, I thought it was vibe coded astra slop
>>747619659RE4 also popularized QTEs, over the shoulder gameplay and stupid movie gaymes with cringe self-indulegent dialogues AND still wants to be taken seriously, Capcom is notorious for yellow paints and shit. The OG REs even had blinking sparkling effects for important key items on screen lol.
>>747619805Everyone agrees that these are the worst levels in the game
>>747621248games?
>>747620007>perfect feet>perfect legs>perfect hip to wast ratio>perfectly shaped and sized natural titsthis is AI
>>747634451sadly, its some bollywood actor, its an indian lightened up
>>747633554LOL I can hear the music playing
Look at the games that had viral success just this year. Even casuals are smarter than on rails action moviegames.
>>747632531MK8D and MKW are both worth getting in my opinion for different reasons. For online I prefer MKW and racing in general and once you get used to doing tricks it's really fun. If I were to recommend only one today I'd say MKW though
>>747629973That is the joke, anon.
>>747620979>dynamic camera zooming in and out to highlight what you need to see, no markers or handholding or radar>actual gameplay, you can fail this segment, it isn't railroaded
Seeing the rest of game we know of? Be glad it isn't a segway
>>747636639It's crazy how photoshop has been relegated to the old magic.
>>747620007You cannot post that picture and not source it. If it's AI just rip the bandage and say so.
>>747639015i gotta admit, ill skip a bunch of the work with some a.i sloppa. asking it to cut a person out to make a template or something, lighten/darken their skin is so much easier now
>>747618839BUT THE PUDDLE REFLECTIONS!!!! 17K, GAY-TRACING, HI_DEF!!!!!!!!!!
>>747618839i dont get what people were expecting out of a superhero game. this looks fine for superhero slop
>>747640474no it doesn't, it looks more like a parody of the original game but made by a cheaper studio
>>747619659RE is a white's man game
>>747618839>ride your super bike over super road>a wild qte appears>activate your super vision>see cum stains>press button to auto navigate to waypontHmm, modern vidya, gotta be.That'll be 30p million plus tip.
>>747621096he beats her first
>>747621062Nah dude younger girls like to suck your dick but so do older girls. So much more rewarding to be with a girl a little older than you I have three women with different personalities that I get between and we watch sports and things and two of them have big breasts
>>747642354thats what the pokemon games look like currently, and they sell like hot cakes
>>747633554He missed a crate no gem for him
>>747631361I don’t get this argument. The gameplay is literally just Uncharted. TLOU2 is a lot of things but original isn’t one of them
>french language>americans this has to be a troll
>>747644976what havent you heard, we took over canada
>>747644485A) it's pokemonB) they don't have 300+m budgets
>>747619284No refunds!ps5 has been the most insane humiliation ritual for buyers.
>>747618839Days gone if the guy is cosplaying as wolverine
>>747645572A) its super hero slopB)...what? they absolutely could give pokemon games a 300 million dollar budget, they just choose not to.
>>747619659I know what your saying but I thought that part in re9 was retarded and really jank looking
>>747645892Gamefreak would reject the bigger budget and you know it.You've seen the teraleak and how easy they can reject stuff.
Western games have a big problem when it comes to stylization.Every fucking new game that comes out looks to me like a bad movie with amateur actors wearing low-budget costumes.Artists are no longer able to create fantasy worlds that feel immersive enough to let you escape from our reality.
>>747619805It wasn't. 3 was the worst one because of all the gimmick bullshit
>>747621538Ride free
Kinda reminds me of Road Rash Jailbreak
>>747618839I cant believe Im actually going to buy this garbage
>>747644915>The gameplay is literally just UnchartedThe combat in tlou feels almost nothing like Uncharted
>>747646659reject, sure, but they absolutely could afford to do it, they are just greedy as fuck yo
>>747647247never understood how this game got popular. zoomers might be totally retarded. poor things never had a chance with this much brainrot content around.
>>747644249>I'm having pattern recognition realizing reddit spacers are always trying to persuade you to like something other than what you like...
>>747619283Kek beat me to it
>>747630730>RE requiem's was worse yet I didn't see any of you hypocrites complain about ibro people still spam the webm of the guy who just puts the controler down during that retarded section
>>747647852Same reason GTA and Skyrim are insanely popular. People just like that kind of freedom
>>747618839This is the final form of what happens when you chase all the actual talent out of the industry and hire nothing but ugly women, homos, and browns. California, Oregon, and Washington need to be reduced to a flat plane of molten glass.
>>747645892you're delusional if you think wolverin/xmen is more popular than pokemon. I haven't even played a single game since ruby/emerald.yes, they COULD give them 300m budgets, but they don't because why would they? it would just eat into their profits.
>>747630045Hes been known to be gay for years and his own ex wife signed an agreement to not discuss things hes done under any circumstances ever because it would harm him professionally and its obviously because he is gay.
>>747644915Uncharted 4 has insane production value, and it shows, I dont like Uncharted but you can see where the money and effort went. This looks worse than Uncharted 4 which came out 10 years ago.
Page 10?In this economy?
>>747620979The fmv and music were so fucking cool. Then you have a final boss fight and escape midgar. Also you can replay it as an arcade game later at Golden Saucer.A major problem with OPs video is that it's rendered realistically, so when unrealistic interactions happen, it instantly looks weird.
