Best argument I've seen for price to playtime conversion.
>0$what does this mean? I paid 2$ for this in 2022 was I ripped off?
>>747621402Lol dumbass
>>747621402anon there's a fucking browser version of cookie clicker thats exactly the same as the steam version.the steam version exists purely as a>here's an easy way to donate some money, also its safe from getting wiped with your browser cookies lolmy question is, how did you not find out about cookie clicker until 2022?
>>747620843Some of my most played games are absolute time wasting trash that just happen to tingle my brain in the right ways>Slay the Spire>Vampire Survivor>The Bazaar/Backpack BattlesI'd trade away all those games for just one meaningful game that takes <30h to complete
>>747621550i knew about the game but not that it was freeware. I bought it not realizing it's a terrible game for someone who really doesn't like leaving the computer on when Im not using it.
>>747620843He's never going to add dungeons to the game, is he?
>>747621763HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT COOKIE CLICKER BUT NOT THE FACT THAT ITS FREEWARE???
>>747620843>60 hours / $13 = $4.62 per hour>100+ hours / $0 = undefinedThe choice is clear
>>747621874i think the first time I saw it was a spiffingbrit exploit video or something. I mostly play mmos and single player unc pc games. It's one of very few genres I really couldn't care less about.
>>747621882Based retard.
>>747621874Be nice anon, most of the people on the internet nowadays live in countries that didn't have access to it until the late 2010s.
>>747621964>unc>Spiffing BritYou are 24 max
>>747622075i am class of 09 :P
>>747621874You never know what people's blindspots are.
>>747621760>Vampire Survivornever have i been more disappointed in general populace (and assured of my own mental superiority) than seeing that trash become stupidly popular and spawn way too many clonessurely if you don't want to commit any brainpower or manual dexterity to your leisure, you can simply NOT play anything and rest? is median gamer literally a hylic afraid of not having enough """content""" to drown out thoughts in his own head?
>>747620843I remember being one of the first users of that cookie clicker on browser, I had so many cookies and many rare achievements, some that probably can't be obtained anymore, but one day my data got deleted and lost everything. Never touched that shit ever again
>>747621402>X$what turd world hellhole did you crawl out of
>>747622136Get in the coffin unc
>>747622136I refuse to believe anyone that old could watch that guy. His entire channel is either going over well known exploits or playing games normally but poorly and pretending normal shit is an exploit
>>747620843Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
>muh playtimeStupidest shit ever. 10 quality hours of playtime is worth 20x as much money as 60 hours of drawn out dogshit that has no respect for the player's time. Your game needs to earn its run time, I don't give a shit if its free or 13 dollars or whatever. The top 50 games of all time are all under 20 hours and most are under 10. Long games are almost always shitty consoooomerism drivel designed to target pathetic vidya addicts.
>>747622239lol idk what you mean by that. I watch all kinds of shit. I'm very fortunate though I get to pretty much do what I want.
>>747621763>who really doesn't like leaving the computer on when Im not using itI don't think I've turned off my laptop in 5 years.
>>747620843I play random shit like cookie clicker nowadays. I know I can't sit down for a proper game unless it's very very good.
>>747620843The brains of people who play clicker and idle games need to be studied and screened for during pregnancies so they can be aborted.
>>747622537Said the grown man who lives with his mom.
>>747622537Seeing a number go up and getting enjoyment from the number going up is as old as numbers.
>>747622597I don't find cookie clicker appealing and I'm that kind of autist.
>>747622212OHHHHH I DO DECLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU SIMPLETONS AND YOUR.....GAAAAAAAAAAAMES OH YEEEESSS I SUPPOSE I CAN'T EXPECT ANY....BETTER FROM THE PLEBIAN SHEEP AROUND ME, WOT WOTFaggoty ass redditor cocksucker
>>747622640Apparently you're not
>>747622583>>747622597Abort.
>>747622212Alright smart guy tell us your favorite game and we'll shit all over that.
>>747622640You're probably not exactly that kind of autist. Take out a calculator, put in 1x2, hit equal and keep hitting it, do you feel a rush of blood in your nether regions? Did you ever find the task of digging a hole or washing dishes enjoyable, but filling in a hole or drying/putting away dishes was unenjoyable?
>>747622748im sorry post your maxed runescape account before speaking to me.
>>747622752>didn't even deny itSay hi to your mom in the hall for us faggot lmao
>>747622784YOU ARE REPLYING TO MY MAXED RUNESCAPE SCREENSHOT AS IN MAXED IN RUNESCAPE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH AUTISM THAT TOOK YOU GREASY LITTLE FAGGOT
>>747622810That either takes time or persistence.
>>747622786I can speak to brown people anytime I want but you're right. It's ill advised.
>>747622810Literally a completely different kind of autism. Ones math autism the other is tedium
I remember I lost a day and a half of progress in cookie clicker and wanted to jump out a window.
>>747620843This is probably the most extreme, fringe, and manufactured example of anything I have ever seen. It's so beyond any norms or standards that it fails to compare to literally anything. To set a baseline for anything. To say anything at all about anything in this whole wide world. It is just an image about nothing whatsoever.
>>747622212People just love RNG, and just walking around in circles+picking your build is just enough interaction to make most players feel that they're meaningfully interacting with the gameThe game is fun in the same way overleveling your starter in a pokemon game and breezing through every battle is fun
>>747622219Yawn
>>747622396>lol idk what you mean by thatI see reading comprehension isn't your forte. Makes sense given everything else
>>747622880Runescape is a brown people game now?
>>747623149>nowIt was always for poors who could afford a sub for a real game
>>747622681what kind and righteous anonymous man you are, one who would never act high and mighty over dogshit games beloved by tasteless hacksyou hyped for new call of duty? loved every pokemon? respect walky-talky sections in cinematic games? if not, you must be the same kind of candyass twatter cockmongler>>747622768>favorite game>replying to a post shitting on vampire survivorsplease say sikebut i ain't no coward: my favorites are magicka (the first one), sifu, pathfinder kingmaker
>>747623123oh yes. Im sure you're much smarter than me. Anything else you can infer from my Youtube watch habits? Can you get your tarot cards perhaps we can do a reading?
>>747622910A rule of thumb is:>The more devastating losing your save file is, the less the gameplay mattersIf a game is good enough, you'll want to keep playing even on a brand new save after you 100%'d it
>>747622908I wouldn't even say it's math autism. It's the autism required to find flintknapping fun. There's a theory that autistic people were kept around as flintknappers in prehistoric times.
>>747623327>Anything else you can infer from my Youtube watch habitsNo it was your lack of reading comprehension. See you did it again
>>747620843Cookie Clicker is one of the worst incrementals to play nowadays.Orteil sees it as a long joke where the punchline is that you wasted your time. Endgame boils down to setting up golden cookie combos then autistically doing your rotation to make months or years of progress in fifteen seconds, any other strategy is neutered
>>747623359>It's the autism required to find flintknapping fun. Haha that's crazy who would enjoy that...
>>747623424Literally decades worth of idling all for... One building. Yes that's what endgame looks like
>>747623412faggot
>>747623586Confession accepted. At least you figured it out. I hope.
>>747620843How am I the first person ITT to point out that Cookie Clicker has 0 hours of "play". It is not a game.
>>747623424The appeal of cookie clicker was going to insane lengths to bake cookies, awakening eldritch grandmas and other ridiculous shit. It's just a funny idea, like paperclip maximizer but with a little more budget and gameplay.There isn't supposed to be an "endgame" to a fucking clicker, it's a toy you fuck around with and have some laughs and yes, waste time. I'm not surprised there is somehow a cookie clicker meta though.
>>747622537That would be pretty nice.
>>747620843I used cheat engine on cookie clicker so I wasted my money compared to everyone else.
Price to playtime is for mindbroken transaction slaves.It's video GAMES you should be enjoying yourself not pretending that fun - time - price ration is a real thing you need to actually consider.
>>747621763>freewareIt is a browser game, stop using terms you werent born using.
>>747622225No I like my gender
>>747622768Cashnado
>>747623272>pathfinder kingmakerbased word-reader mogging the low iq massesThese faggots probably don't even know that you count as your own ally, or that thinking is a free action
Reminder that the cookie clicker guy was permanently banned from 4chan for making a CP joke and jannies will ban him on sight if he is ever spotted posting again
>>747627315qrd?
>>747627494That is the qrdHe posted here first, got too excited and made a CP (cookie points) joke and is permanently exited from the site.Our Epstein mods have no tolerance for jokes or Cuties here, only grooming kids on discord
>>747627564i don't believe you.
>>747627564>game dev actually willing to post here>"we NEED to drive him off as soon as possible"good to know that they've been like this for a while.
>>747622219Do you say "two dollars" or "dollars two"?
>>747621402You basically gave them a "donation".
>>747627315He's "one of us"?
>>747623023Mexico?