He actually looks happy now
Maybe things will get better now for both Xbox and Kojima
It's called "duper's delight". Look it up.Kojimbo is happy he found a new company to scam for millions.
>cheap ass 2 dollar hoodies >for promo shots of a 100+ million dollar dealhow pathetic is your brand ?
>>747629424He's gonna smash that puss puss tonight
>>747629537>>747629558>>747629628>>747629656You know she can't even speak Tamil, right?
asha is now officially a part of kojima's harem
>>747629672The fuck is that? Some jewish shit?
>>747629537Why, because Xbots got duped into funding kojimbles multiplatform, pseud movie game?
>>747629752Snoy spergy. Kojima hasn't flopped a single game and he's not starting with Physint.
well of course he does, he has a new source of money to leech
>>747629558>Kojima gets to keep making games>Asha now has a strong ally for Xbox's future console>kojipro staff keep their jobsnot sure who's being duped here, looks like Asha is actually trying to fix the Xbox mess Phil and the other lady left behind and kojipro's situation.
>>747629424How tall is Asha? A damn small japanese man is taller than her.
Asha feet scans when?
>>747629537wtf does that even say to her left the word after To
>>747629949Sorry, AI messed up a couple of the words
>>747629537I thought my handwriting was bad.
*saves vidya and xbox*she just keeps winning
>>747629949"To invention and adventure. Together with xbox!"? idk
>>747629424No shit he better look good in front of the people paying his checks.
>>747629424he's just happy he's not indian
I wonder how many men Asha SHWARMA has slept with since becoming CEO.
is this one of those guerilla viral marketers?
Asha better hit up kamiya who has been very vocal recently about wanting to revive scalebound. Bitches would love her if she got that deal done.
>>747630294I know I would. I'd probably rub one out for her if she did it.
>>747630315Same tbdesu
>>747629424Well the good thing is that it won't be a console exclusive or have denuvo DRM
think he scanned her soles?
>>747629424Kojima is just pleased as punch theres another gullible company ready to fund all his playdates with white acto- I-I mean the development of his new game!
>>747629537Asha mommy is doing a good job so far.
>>747629424pegging him was definitely a part of the deal
>>747629424>>747629537untrustworthy eyes tbdesu
>>747629424Scanning Asha's grippers...
>>747630294that game was in dev hell longer than mgsv or ds1, I doubt it'll come back, but it would be pretty cool if it did. if they do, they seriously need to polish the animations and framerate before showing it off again, that last footage was fucking rough
This whole thing still perplexes me. Everyone says that Death Stranding 2 was on record as not making a profit, and that the first game barely made one. But if MSFT is willing to bankroll him, that means they're confident he'll turn a profit. What data does Asha have that the people at Sony don't?
>>747630551Now that he's at capgod he can use the RE engine to make it. If I were her I would cut a deal with kamiya and capgod who are on a generational run right now to make scalebound an xbox/pc game
>>747630591Hope
>>747630591Maybe everyone is saying bullshit out their collective asses
>>747630591some companies are willing to fund auteurs even if their products don't sell a lot because it can get them good press and opportunities for awards and stuff like that which improves their brand. happens in most industries. that said they are also likely planning to market it heavily as a Metal Gear successor and bank on that crowd showing up. Death Stranding was too esoteric for a lot of people and only really appealed to the diehard Kojima fans, Metal Gear as a brand has a wider appeal base.
>>747629424MS is gonna dump $150 million into this just to cancel it in 2030 when Asha gets fired
lmao, they already printed the jackets
>>747630591Asha and her team know a exclusive AAA espionage action game made by kojima will sell next gen xboxs
>>747629424Why didn't she rescue Nagoshi
>>747630591Idk, Asha whipped Todd Howard to submission to more games, scolded at blizzard to make more Starcraft/ Diablo games and told Tim Schafer to fuck off and go be a bum somwhere else. She's done more good than whatever Phil Spencer soft passive "Yeah let's let the studio make whatever the fuck they want, we trust them" they even got rid of that ugly tranny fable girl too
>>747630892Todd could have avoided it if he had just passed his speech check on asha during the xbox summer event.
>>747629424Good morning sir.
>>747630872that shit takes like 5 mins to do, keep up gramp gramps
>>747629424I wonder if there's going to be a video of them promoting the new partnership at the xbox tokyo game show video
>>747630591I think Sony is making drastic decisions because of gta6, they're using that as a safety net and tank whatever losses come from these weird business decisions they've been doing lately.Kinda like how they did with the cod money when they had the ad rights carrying everything during ps4 era
Can Asha and Kojimbo open Ikumi Nakamura indoctrinated bias against Xbox?>https://x.com/PowerUpGamingUK/status/2099087359027314952
>send help
>>747631189Lol her game is gonna bomb.
>>747629424Stop with this guy all his games are mediocre nobody cares
Kojima has made nothing but liquid dogshit since leaving Konami, he needs a tard wrangler but I doubt she will give him one cause then he'll just up and leave again
>>747629424>He actually looks happy noware you familiar with the concept of being asked to smile for a picture?
>>747629678Are the bottom chicks voice actresses cause I donāt recognize a single one.
>>747631337Who's left in the gayming industry that will fund his over budget games? Nintendo? Lmao
>>747631021I want this Todd and Asha scene recreated in The Sopranos style. Asha busting Todd's balls at first but slowly making Todd nervous until he cracks and does what Asha wants.
>>747629839As a third party observer, all Asha has to do is assign an accountant with some authority to tard wrangle Kojima to make sure he stays on schedule and budget.
>>747630892>told Tim Schafer to fuck off aI have a feeling that jeeta gave him an ultimatum first, either make Brutal Legend 2 or go back to kickstarter
>>747631189That game honestly looks like generic unpolished dogshit, Sunset Overdrive looks better and more polished than this, and that agme is like 10 years old, even during early sunset overdrive footage looked better than this game.
>kneeling before jeetsSo jewts are super power..
>>747630591He invented the cameraYou hire that man
>>747631821Yeah, If it's live service then they're fucked. Maybe she'll have to go crawling back to makami
>>747631858Post moar
>>747631927Kojim sama.. please buy ogiana project
>>747631995ToT
>>747631724Well if she revived HOTS, Starcraft and WOW, told Todd Howard to work with Obsidian studio for A new Fallout game, I'm sure she has no problem budgeting for Kojimbo
>>747630591Xbox has a desperate need of exclusives IP, even if Physint manages to just break even it would still serve as a source of hype and contribute to redeem Xbox game offering in the eyes of your average gamer.
Asha gets to tard wrangle Kojima and Todd at the same time, What a lucky lady...
>>747630591Xbox getting kojima's last two games before he retires as exclusives is probably worth the money
>>747632273She needs to Tard wrangle blizzard to release SC1, 2 and HOTS on Steam.
>PhysintWhat an awful name, go from Metal Gear Solid to that shit
>>747632490Metal Gear Solid is an awful name too, jimbo
>>747632490metal gear solid is also an awkward name, people are just used to it
>>747632560It's actually a really good name from an autistic Japanese perspective. You name your big robot a cool english name that doesn't mean anything: Metal Gear, but it sounds cool. And you've named your character Solid Snake, which sounds cool.So you put them together for your third game which makes it Metal Gear Solid, which signifies both it being the third game and a 3D title because Solid is three dimensional. It's very deep.It also makes Metal Gear Solid 2 more interesting because it's actually Metal Gear Solid 6, implying that you missed Metal Gear Solid 4-5 and all the cool adventures Snake and Otacon got up to. And then it gets even crazier when Metal Gear Solid 3 is actually Metal Gear Solid 9, because of the three threes. But I won't go into that because it's too esoteric.
>>747629424Why I never saw a pic of Kojima smiling like that?
>>747633125Because kojima has a secret fetish for pajeetas
>>747633269Hope he will scan her
>>747633297No scan just scam
>>747633297yes
never ever getting a game award you talentless little grifter
>>747629424god i hate this stupid talentless faggot. why do people suck him off so much?
>>747629424This woman is proof not all of them hit the wall. Not only is she 37, she's a mother. I've seen 30yo mothers that look like they are over 40.
>>747629424>>747629537she is just there to hand over xbox to some other retard while she moves up the ladder fag it's either that or she is a hatchetman made to squeeze valuables to look good to sell it off.there is no saving xbox under microsoft.
>>747629537at least he can blame MS now if his next game doesn't sell
>>747630591Not everything is purely about direct profit. Snoy shot themselves in both feet between the physical disc fiasco and then firing industry darling Kojimbo and MS is using this as a perfect opportunity to garner a massive amount of goodwill with fans. Even if the majority of them aren't even going to buy Physint, even if it's a shit game, even if it makes no money, it is a massive PR win to rescue the project of a developer with huge name recognition. If the game actually sells and profits, then that's even better, but it's still a win either way and possibly a massive win if Physint makes a shitload of money.
>>747630591How DS1 didn't make a profit when it sold like 20 million?
>>747633502She's rich tho. She's can buy up all the expensive anti aging products to help her push the wall back some years
>>747633502I'm sure being a billionaire doesn't help in the slightest.
>>747633873>How DS1 didn't make a profit when it sold like 20 million?It made a profit but it didn't "meet expectations".
>>747633502She does look pretty good for a pajeeta I'll give her that.
>>747633502High caste poojetas can be pretty attractive. I knew a lot of girls like this in college, back when Indians were generally viewed more favorably as one of the prototypical "good" immigrants like whites and east asians. Modern jeets are all dalit bhenchod scum of the earth though and have ruined the possibility of getting a curry gf that will produce white children.
>>747631337He actually seems like he at least wants to make games. Where I'm sure no one involved in the next Call Of Duty or Assassin's Creed are actually there because they want to, and more need to to justify going in that field in the first place. Sure his shit is expensive and niche but it at least doesn't come off as cynical. We need more tards so everything isn't another fucking hero shooter. Sorry you don't get another survival crafter.
>>747629424i love that white room. how do i build something like that in my house?
>>747633942>>747633950jeeta tends ages better tho, especially if they dont torta themselves upt. resident of Canada Nadu
>>747634052They tend to overperform in Miss World competitions.
>>747633979kek, this shit remembers of nu Lara trilogy being considered a "commercial disappointment" by Square Enix besides selling like 40 million.
>>747630591You're right, they should get to work on the Halo 2 remake and gears of war reboot
>>747629537she cute
>>747634052>>747634127
>>747629424how will snoy recover their reputation now that they have done this
>>747634071Money.
>>747631858Always said Indians are just jews but without the self-awareness
>>747629537Can't believe this aryan Goddess is literally saving gaming.
>>747632974His name isn't Solid Snake because it sounds cool, it's a direct reference to a movie, because that's what he's truly passionate about. I'm just glad he makes games instead of movies because without playing as the characters and actually participating in the events it wouldn't be nearly as captivating.
>scam artist with his new victimOr so I wanted to think. I wanted to compare him to Chris Roberts, but Kojima "made" more game. Compared to Peter Molenyux, his promises were never THAT outrageous. Kojima is Kojima, he's open with his bullshit and desire to hang out with hollywood scum and in the end we might get something with decent gameplay.Still, lmaoing@xbox. So starved for ok public appearance, they pick up a hardcore artiste i.e. a moneysink.
>>747629537Based jeeta
>>747633502She's rich and works in public relations. She has to look good lol it's her job
>>747629424how fucking tiny is asha? i know kojima isnt exactly tall, like 5ā10?
>>747634606>>747631021She's so tiny that even todd fucking howard is taller than her.
>>747634606>Kojima is 5 inches tallKojima is 5'8", so at guess she's probably about 5'3".
>>747634247Shit eating contest?
>>747634061Amazing post. I wish more people understood this and why gaming is so bleak right now. It's because we have such a small pool of actually passionate people looking to create something.
>>747629537Crazy how many /v/irgins put this ugly jeeta on a pedestal
>>747629424Describe the smell of her pajeet stink cloud
>attentionwhores getting attention togetherThat's nice, but how is that console bullshit relevant to me?
>>747634459That's a nice chunk of words to say you're seething and assmad.
>>747634967>*blows his load over 3/10 gooks*
>>747635076I blow my load to Diana...
>>747635000Fresh jasmine rice.Also nice tripz.
>>747634967You're tripping if you think she's ugly, she's not gorgeous or anything, but she looks alright for a 37 year old with the pajeeta debuff
>>747629537>goes to Blizzcon personally>suddenly Blizzard has a new Starcraft game annoucned>Diablo V announced>HOTS alive again>Hearthstone getting big updatesHow does she do it bros? Do you think she threatens them to actually do their fucking jobs?
>>747629672Nigga she was born in Wisconsin
>>747629424middle pic:>fuck what have I done, this game looks ass
>>747636005She was looking at the new female feet models kojimbo just scanned for physint.
