>I tried [old videogame] it was brutal
this but unironicallysuper mario bros special for pc 88 doesnt screen scroll, thus every screen is a blind jump, controls like dogshit, runs at 10fps, and has harder level design than lost levels.3 lives. no continues. no warps
>>747630734I'm a zoomer and I'm going to play touhou games, then I'm going to interact in said games online communities. There is nothing you can do about it.
>>747630990Most Touhou fans don't even play Touhou games. They just like the girls.
>>747631178jokes aside the games genuinely look fun. I've played the civ V touhou mods mod that's the most I've engaged with the franchise.
>all this because of Ocarina of Time Terminally online
>How [children's videogame] broke me
>>747631398We get it OP. You did this in the other Zelda thread too. Time take your meds
>Try Midtown Madness because of LGR>Horrible physics and it's just not that fun (Midnight Club from same studio is good however)>Try TNFS because of LGR>Looks and plays horribly, it doesn't even have AI>Try NFS2-3 because of LGR>Horrible physics and 8laps are too many>Try MageSlayer because of Dosgamert>Vanilla plays horribly, however it's pure kino with the /vr/ mouse mod>Try GoldenEye 007 with the 1964GEPD emulator>Objectives are vague but it's kino regardlessI like retro gaming but not everything retro is good. I'm millennial btw who grew up with HL, Q3 and UT99.
>>747631398Hahaha thank God I saw this post, funny as fuck
>>747631665First Need for Speed game is rough but 2 and 3 are great
>>747630734This, but unironically CS 1.6 with hardest difficulty bots.
If only God gave you enough brain cells to not same fag a third time
Gen Y is so mentally ill>im just gonna pretend to be multiple people online over the gerudo desert being remastered zoomers!See I can do it too
>>747631364Why does the upper pic give a sense of wonderment and feeling of getting lost in the world, but lower pic just feels like a AAA game I'd never fully finish?
I am 35 years old (and I literally) can stop thinking about zoomers because (I am) retarded physically (and mentally). Thank God!
>>747631908Because you're fat and retarded and make shit up because you think it makes you superior and interesting
Everytime I see a zoomer and ocarina of time my cholesterol spikes up so I have to same fag. When I see a zoomer outside talk to a female zoomer I get super jealous because that young pussy belongs to me just like how Nintendo owes a perfect remaster of Ocarnia of Time and not this demake slop. Fucking here I know (I’m gonna do this) :)
Where’s my 50th anime waifu to jerk off to? Vidya Gods how could you. Fucking zoomers
>>747630734>I tried [old videogame] it was brutalThis. I tried getting through the Wizardry series again. My ass still bleeds.
>>747630734No not really, some old video games are pretty gud, better than some modern ones, though some have attrocious controls that sucks genuine ass, but can be enjoyable, while some retro games are absolutely ass and only are cherished due of 'muh nostalgia' (LOOKING AT YOU DK64, piece of shit garbage game)before you ask, i'm from 2005
>>747630734I tried old game and it was alright
>>747631364>>747631908upper pic is unnerving and almost eerie. the scene looks so lonely and weird. liminal even. oot was pretty scary now that i think about it
>>747630990Anon, do not
>I tried [new game] but it was way too difficult and demanding, do these game developers NOT understand that I have a WIFE and KIDS and a JOB so I can ONLY play games in 15 minute long sessions but STILL want to be rewarded and validated?! Besides I'm a OLD GAMER so I played every HARD game on the Nintendo but now my fingers are tired and my mind is sleepy so I can't handle hard videogames! B-but I still must consume new product! Dumb it down NOW! Add more handholding! Or else I will cry about it for WEEKS!!!>Also I couldn't help but notice that the game doesn't have any diversity or LGBT representation, I mean, hello??? We live in 2026, can't we get at least some TRANS RIGHTS in here???
[old game] remake is peak tho
>>747632265As someone who was alive during this time, after Mario 64 and Banjo-Kazooie, I have no idea how people thought DK64 was good.
>>747631963I like playing old games and sitting there, watching the low polygon scenery, imagining the awkwardly animated NPCs have their own conversations, live in the world. Then I go into the newer version and, while graphically cool and impressive, I feel like it has no point in the game where I feel like I'm part of the world. There is no child like sense of creative envisionment.
>>747632783100% due of the DK rap, lanky and funky kong, that's it. even the fucking show that was made in france is miles better than DK64. the only game worse than it is fucking superman 64 which is a low bar to begin with.
>>747631908because nintendo hired this man and made the game look like every other pos out there
>anti-dk64 troon meltydilate and kys lmao you lost
>>747630734>t. III-vertex
>>747633070I'm already at III and I'm only 29! I have to fucking kill myself...
I'm playing Mario 64 for the first time and I don't know why everyone complains the camera. It works greatt. 36yo zoomer
>>747630898old PC games were all unfettered ass unless you're Stuart Ashens
>>747630734No shit, old games are actually more difficult.
>>747630734I tried [OP's asshole] it was prolapsed
good now please stay in your lane next time
>>747631908upper pic looks like shit
>>747633857>t. dysgenic zoomer
>>747630734Pretty sure that picture is old enough to legally marry at this point.
>>747630990when do you start HRT?
>>747631178They're also brown jeets now mostly
>>747630734NES games are diabolical tbf. I say this as someone in his 30s.
>>747630734>Days wihout soilenials seething about ZoomGODS: 0
why do zoomers have the same haircut as my grandma
>>747638926The zoomers on here seethe about millennials just as much though.
>play old video game>just like my modern roguelites with permadeath and stuff, but they give me three lives instead of one>no progression system means the game was made to be beaten right away>some sneaky moments like an enemy spawning as you jump a gap but no big dealunc games are pretty easy, just a bit of trial and error, controls are ass tho
>>747630734>I tried [old videogame]>It was a PS3 videogame
Reminder that the average person who makes endless "ZOOMERS, AM I RITE GUISE XD" threads are younger than the people they are complaining about.Nobody over the age of 30 acts like this.
>>747632469>Millennial>look inside>it's almost always Gen Xers complaining about this shit>see game that is trying way too hard with pandering, has shitty Whedonesque writing etc.>look inside>also Gen Xers writing and producing, every single timeIt ain't millennials you're bitching about. They're more likely to be fat grognerd NEETs than gamer dads.
depends on the genre and on how the person plays the gameciv 4 is the hardest civ game in most aspects because 99% of people play civ against the AI and the mechanics in 4 has the AI be able to exploit them well enough while also being more punishing if you're not pursuing warif you're playing against other players, any of the recent civ games are significantly harderthere comes a point where autistic time investment into genres like shooters or fightans has allowed for transferable skills to the point of having to challenge the player in ways older games didnt
