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>>747636192I bet xe was shitting xir pants here
>>747636192>R07Never made a single good game according to /v/'s list
>>747636552Jealousy
>>747636552First 2 parts are good Next 2 parts are okayLast 4 parts are shitthe problem with Umineko is the author was dealing with grief halfway through writing and lost his best proof reader and close friend. It greatly changed his mindset at the time.
>>747636806If I were to describe Shiturashi using your style, it would be:-First 3 parts are goodNext 3 parts are okayLast 2 parts are diarrhea shitRword07 really dropped the ball with the way the story went in the last 2 chapters... seems like he also did it in Umineko.... but that shitter is a legit hack!
>>747636552Chapter 1 is PERFECTO
>>747636278It's just a fanfic xher wrote
>>747636192Kanon shouldn't misgender Beatrice-sama.
>>747639179That makes those scenes where xe calls xerself a furniture unworth of love.
>>747636192Man I hate higurashi got ANOTHER anime. Like, everything was fucking covered alreadyMeanwhile with Umineko we could get>Evil Battler>Witch Jessica >Rosa escapes with the money and leaves her daughter behind to fuck tons of men
>>747636964I don't understand people who say higurashi got worse as it went on. The first four chapters are complete schizo nonsense without the answer arcs. Minagoroshi and matsuribayashi provide the context for the entire story, it's only possible to really enjoy the question arcs retrospectively.
>>747636192The female staff was right, trying to cuck beato with ryukishi's selfinsert (Featherine) was retarded
>>747641989>he doesn't know
>>747641989She already cucked Battler with George and Jessica, why Battler can't cuck her as well.
>>747642395>George was so fat and so ugly Beatrice decided to kill everyone when CHADler appeared
>>747641673you WILL watch her show again
>>747641673Umineko anime floped, I don't think Ryukishi wants to do it again when he already has a money printing machine.
>>747641673Umineko can't work in any other medium and especially not in 19 minute long bite sized chunks.Funnily enough the format I see having more chances of properly adapting the source material would be the live action show. Not that a good one could (or would) ever happen, but you get the point.
>>747645758Just make it so that when someone speaks a red/blue/golden truth that words literally go out of their mouths (or something similar), divide every episode into 4-5 episodes in the anime; it isn't that hard.
why isn't in on Switch? it is in Japan
>>747646034It's not because of the colored text, the previous anime already did that and it was fine. It's because otherwise the pacing is completely fucked, you can't just condense 150 hours of text in 48, 19 minute long episodes. There's SO much texture lost in translation, it's bound to suck.
I want to RAPE Dlanor. That's a normal, right?
>>747646364NO. DIE THE DEATH.
>>747636192BIG
>>747636192>she is...HERe!What did he mean by this?
>>747646198It doesn't have to be 1:1, plenty of books were successfully adapted to movie/tv and were enjoyable.
>>747636964>>747641897Parts 1-3 are great.Part 4 is a bit of a slog despite being short due to its choice of character focus.Parts 5-6 are brilliant.Part 7 is a couple steps backwards.Part 8 completely dropped the ball (though nowhere near as badly as Umineko's Part 8).It would be easy to say that R07 is simply terrible at ending his stories, likely because he tries to achieve happy endings that he doesn't know how to reach. But it's not quite true in Higurashi's case. Part 6 has one of my all-time favorite story endings, with the only problem being that, you know, it's not actually the end of the story. Having blown his load, R07 muddled for some bigger ending and gave us a sequence where five unarmed teenagers systematically demoralized and annihilated an entire 150-man special forces company one-by-one without a single death on either side. (More people seem to dislike the lengthy Takano part, but that bothered me much less.) But for whatever reason, most writers seem to struggle with endings; if I spat on every good story that fumbled the ball a bit at the end, I'd probably like nothing.
>>747647005I'm still pissed off Minagoroshi was forgotten and R07 pussied out on making Hanyuu look bad
>>747641673japan fucking hates umineko
>>747647005>though nowhere near as badly as Umineko's Part 8Filtered retard
umineko sucks and is a bloated slog to get through
>>747647416source?
genuinely can't believe this piece of shit is number 1 on VNDB. Definitely a game for pseuds.
>>747645758>live action showDo the stage plays count?
>>747647517the fact that it has 0 anime and only one manga while higurashi still gets new ones?
>>747647621What don't you understand about it's literally fucking impossible to adapt it into an anime
>>747647541You might be the pseud
>>747647658how the fuck is it impossible just make the screen have a red/blue hue
>>747647658they adapted it into a fucking stageplay dude, and it worked. an anime adaptation would work tooit just won't happen because japan doesnt like umineko and love higurashi. R07 also really seethes about it, that's why he's been retconning higurashi to turn it into umineko
>>747647884>they adapted it into a fucking stageplay dudeYeah and it was shit and nothing like the VN, people were only interested in it because the idea of a play was fresh and interesting
It's great and my opinion matters more than 99% of subhumans on /v/
>>747636192This VN made me trans fuck you Ryukishi you little shit I’m going to come over and show you what a real witch can look like
>>747648143This person has never read a book that isn’t YAslop in their lives. I can smell the infected gash from here
>>747645758The manga and stage play are good though. Granted the stage play in particular works best as supplemental material rather than a first introduction to the series, but it's really well produced and acted. Literally cried a little when Rosa beat the shit out of Maria on stage and the smacking echoed throughout the silent theater.
>>747648463So hecking true! I bet they never even read Dostoyevsky
>>747636192If Yasu is Kanon and Shannon then where does he hide those giant bazongers when he's in Kanon mode
>>747650167Probably that room with all the gold
>>747650167Anon...
Reminder that Kanon is fanfiction. Nobody outside of the island ever saw him (aside from the one time Jessica brought him as a pretend bf to her school thing, when he was dressed in an edgy tench coat that covered all his features).He exists solely in the catbox. He's no more real than Erika. Jesisca is gay and in love with Shannon the entire time. It's just one girl (with a pierced abdomen, thus broken uterus) and her love square with her cousins.
>>747650615Shannon is actually male so technically Jessica is not gay
>>747650615That's literally the main plot of the VN and revealed plainly but you're writing this like it's some secret only you discovered
>>747650615>just now realizing why he's wearing that trench coat fugggggggggggggggg
>>747650790No, as in even within the island. When people go "how could Yasu trick all the adults by crossdressing?"She didn't. That never happened. Kanon simply was never a thing outside of the catbox at all. Just a representation of Jessica's affection towards Yasu.
>>747650875Yes it's literally spelled in the VN
>>747650921And yet people still act as though it's some kind of trans thing, so apparently not clearly enough.
>retards still discussing what is the real le truthdidn't get the point of the story award
>>747650874>omigod, is that Jessica's boyfriend?!!?!?
>>747651110The real truth is the ending of episode 7 (kyrie and rudolf are the murderers)
>>747651217debunked by bernkastel later
the real truth is that R07 is the main villain and needs to be stopped
>>747651247confirmed by ryukishi in the manga thoughever
>>747651289>manganot canon
>>747651217Real truth is actually some Looney Toons bullshit where the family is so happy to find the gold that they put aside their differences have a big feast and fall asleep past the bomb timer.
>>747650615That's a creative interpretation but nothing that you can ultimately prove.
>>747651418Eva and battler were launched from the island like team rocket blasting off again
The real truth is ryushit wrote all this cryptic shit with the whole multiple messages in bottles stuff because he got orient express' ending spoiled when he was 14
REPEAT IT IN RED.>USHIROMIYA GEORGE IS A FAT KEK
Actually this is what really happenedhttps://youtu.be/KDihLqsVUVs
>>747651289Bernkastel literally states this regarding that fragment and the matter is never explored again in the VN in any way shape or form.If anything, the fact that she "happened" to stumble upon the actual truth and used it to troll Ange unknowingly is pretty lazy writing for the manga, especially after she says multiple times that she has no fucking clue of what actually happened on that day.If it's not on the VN, it's irrelevant.
Remember when Satoko decided she hates studying so much she'd rather endlessly kill her best friend for all eternity in DBZ powerscaling wars than just read a fucking book, leading to her becoming Lambdadelta? good times. Good times.
>>747652126that wasn't Satoko, that was her mentally disabled evil twin
>>747647541>muvluvfag cries as not only his series has been dethroned but the killing blow is from from the creator's incompetence must suck to suck
>>747641989Ryukishi said that Featherine isn't a self-insert, but is actually inspired by someone he knew.
>>747655007what did the creator do? do nothing but BBC porn manga for the rest of his career like the Ghost in The Shell mangaka?
>>747651217The truth is that George ate so many letters that he collapsed under his own weight, creating a black hole that destroyed Rokkenjima
>>747653159>shannon would rather die as a dyke than live as a heterosexual with jooji
>>747658586She choose George in the end
>>747650615I thought this wasn't actually the case for the entirety of the VN? Yes there's parts where he obviously doesn't exist, but there's also plenty of parts where Sayu's doing her bullshit and making him exist for at least a little bit.
>>747651870I agree. Even the book of single truth, despite being the only possibly account of what REALLY happened is still going to be coloured by Eva's perception of what happened on that day.Whole point of Umineko is that the perceived truth of the book would become the ACTUAL truth in the minds of the public, because they just watch to vicariously use the mystery as a puzzle for their own enjoyment and disregard the actual suffering of the people involved.
