Donkey Kong used to have dignity
>>747636354But i didn't. I love the new donkey kong. Then again i also jerked off to a video of myself twerking in my mom's panties and pantyhose.
>>747636354ZAMN Pauline is 12?
>>747636354This retarded, misbegotten thing is to the actual DK what Donte was to Dante, except Tendies are deranged enough to pretend it's the same character.
sex with Seth Rogen
no he didn't. He had the DK rap.
>>747636354>3d mario died for this
>>747636354DK has always been a goof ball even in the country days.
Damn we still doing this? Don't you have the OoT remake now?
>>747636354>noooo my big cartoony gorrilla isnt serious enough!!!
>>747636501Now why would you do that?
>>747636354>scrimblo bimblo used to MEAN something!!
>>747636729And people hated the DK rap, your point?Yeah, must be weird to think of a concept where people actually hate something Nintendo related.>>747636830>>747637478>>747637651Donkey kong was a cool gorilla, not a drooling lobotomite.Donkey Kong Country games actually had some decent 2d platformer challenge instead of being playable Cocomelon.
DK had a brief cool period between being ridiculous you mean
His expand dong days are over
It's likely that one of the game's directors liked dogs and insisted that, instead of acting like a fictional gorilla, DK should behave like a fictional big, loyal dog.
>>747636501Why are tendies like this?
>>747636501Uh care to post that video?
>>747636354>>747637785You can blame Miyamoto hating the better more fleshed-out direction RARE took the character in, compared to his original vision for DK.
schizo thread
draw another vore pic of blinx cabezilla
>>747636564she looks more like 6. 12 would make her older than Ash fucking Pikachum
>>747636564>>747641096She’s 13.
